7/25: Open Game Thread
Seattle Mariners at Toronto Blue Jays, Jul 25, 2008 4:07 PM PDT
This is going to be the worst game of the year.
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Can I get a ruling on this?
I think this is a misuse of surprised face.
Isn't that a bit excessive?
Unless it was mainly hidden for being large
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I think it's proper use.
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by JI on Jul 25, 2008 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't get why that was bad?
I mean it was supposed to be a sarcastic surprise face since Willie is starting at center. I realize I must’ve misread JI’s comment.
JI/Robert '08!
My impression.
“Willie starting in CF?” with surprised face jpg = proper use.
JI’s comment reads to me as just general anger that Willie’s starting in CF. Sarcastic surprise there almost seems like it’s related to JI’s anger and not to Willie starting in CF. It’s ambiguous use at best in my opinion.
I thought I saw "Willie starting in CF?" at first
But after review, I figured out I was wrong.
JI/Robert '08!
I think he's mocking my anger: I should be surprised considering this is the 400th time they've pulled this stupid stunt.
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by JI on Jul 25, 2008 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Ugh I can't believe I didn't make other plans for tonight
This game is gonna blow
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 3:23 PM PDT reply actions
I can't believe we can't find a replacement level 1B for peanuts.
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by JI on Jul 25, 2008 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions
If you think this lineup is bad
I recommend never looking at our lineup ever.
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 25, 2008 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions
At least Vidro isn't 4th!
It’s sad that that’s an option
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Is it too much to ask
To not play Cairo/Willie/Kenji/Vidro all at once? I’d rather we didn’t play them at all but obviously that’s not going to happen.
There are better alternatives to all of them on the team now, I don’t understand the logic behind this at all (if you can call it that).
I hate these bullshit platoons
we’re better off seeing of Reed/Clement can handle LHP, especially easier LHPs like Parrish.
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by JI on Jul 25, 2008 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Clement's hurt though
so that one is at least defensible.
Still, even before he was hurt
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by JI on Jul 25, 2008 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions
That's why it annoys me as much as it does.
If Reed is useful, it’s a big fucking deal going in to next year. If he’s not, the sooner you know the better.
FanShots are underrated.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 25, 2008 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions
So tonight is Brad Penny bobble head night
I wonder if its worth the drive…
The poster formerly known as Matt.
For the sake of realism they should make his bobblehead suck a lot
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 25, 2008 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions
the picture of it on MLB.com isn't too bad
doesn’t look as fat as Penny though.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
Here
http://losangeles.dodgers.mlb.com/media/video.jsp?mid=200807233182237&c_id=la
The poster formerly known as Matt.
Really skinny
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions
And the white Adrian Beltre bobblehead
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 25, 2008 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Did Yuni ever get a bobblehead?
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I know
Did he ever get a mini statue of himself?
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions

If this is anybody but Steve Allen, you're stealing my bit.
by JI on Jul 25, 2008 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I can't see this from work and I know what it is
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 25, 2008 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Is this joke still ok?
I would dream of upsetting someone who doesn’t get this. Do more than six people get this?
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by JI on Jul 25, 2008 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I had a sinking feeling that perhaps I was the worst commenter in LL history.
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by JI on Jul 25, 2008 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey man, I honestly wasn't trying to single you out or anything. That's just one of the things that popped in my head as examples.
One Vision, One Purpose
Peace Through Power
Yuni's getting a bobblehead in August.
That’s why we can’t trade him.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
There are so many better options on this team than starting Batista
If the concern with RRS is that he’ll make the bullpen work because he’s still being stretched out, how does starting Batista help? He’s just going to leave after the 3rd.
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 3:57 PM PDT reply actions
NEEDS LESS BONDS
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I would cheer for Bonds if he played with any other team.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
Things that will never happen,
this
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by JI on Jul 25, 2008 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Probably not
But if anyone was going to do it, a desperate 3rd place Yankees team would.
Hasn't every team had a "Team X is discussing Barry Bonds" article.
The DBacks had their turn at it last month.
One Vision, One Purpose
Peace Through Power
1. What form? From last year?
2. Be consistent?
3. If it was three I’d guess a hydra had attacked the stadium but I’m clueless now
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions
When I get pictures like this the Kreuger face collage become closer to reality.
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by JI on Jul 25, 2008 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions
So this guy on the MLB.com pregame show doesn't understand moneyball at all.
If this is anybody but Steve Allen, you're stealing my bit.
~10% of the people who have ever talked about that book actually understand it.
FanShots are underrated.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 25, 2008 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions
This game makes me hesitate to turn on mlb.tv because I think it'll be less painful if I just follow on gameday
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm not watching the Mariners on line.
If this is anybody but Steve Allen, you're stealing my bit.
by JI on Jul 25, 2008 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Harold Reynolds:
Oakland isn’t a small market, I don’t get how that big area is such a small market.
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by JI on Jul 25, 2008 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Mother of mercy.
FanShots are underrated.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 25, 2008 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Keith Hernandez, Ron Darling
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If this is anybody but Steve Allen, you're stealing my bit.
Wait, John Parrish.... THAT John Parrish?!?!
Forget looking at the lineup, I just puked in my mouth looking at the starters.
ZOMG TRADE
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by JI on Jul 25, 2008 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions
John Parrish's gameday photo is helping to confirm my theory that the people who take those photos aren't real photographers
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 4:10 PM PDT reply actions
Have you seen the fullsize ones?
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by JI on Jul 25, 2008 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions
No and I don't want to
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh good Jesus
link the full one, it looks funny shrunken down
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by JI on Jul 25, 2008 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions
http://www.mlb.com/pressbox/photos/headshots_players_coaches/332292_raw.jpg
http://www.mlb.com/pressbox/photos/headshots_players_coaches/408042_raw.jpg
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 25, 2008 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Ahahaha John Parrish has a face that says "Help I'm being held captive"
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions
And Laird's says "If I don't smile they'll blow my brains out"
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I think they're being held captive by the Avenger of Blood
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions
It's lifesize!
I want one for my ceiling.
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by JI on Jul 25, 2008 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions
LOLlairds are the next big thing
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Terrible but funny
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by JI on Jul 25, 2008 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions
YOU ARE RIGHT
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions
He has sad eyes
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Good lord those take a while to load
But Jesus what the fuck is wrong with Gerald Laird
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions
That looks like somebody had fun with the "scale" feature in photoshop.
One Vision, One Purpose
Peace Through Power
Why does this only happen to me?
If this is anybody but Steve Allen, you're stealing my bit.
by JI on Jul 25, 2008 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm becoming comvinced that you're a comic genius
and you do this on purpose.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
I maintain I never make typos on purpose.
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by JI on Jul 25, 2008 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Jack Irons.
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by JI on Jul 25, 2008 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions
This is exactly what I'm talking about
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Puns in moderation
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Ibanez is OPSing .900 in Juy
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions
And is mashing LHP this year
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Jul 25, 2008 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I was making fun of Parrish but OK
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by JI on Jul 25, 2008 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd put .879 slightly below mashing
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Though it is a pleasant surprise
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions
.341 BABIP
But even if you bring it down 50 points it’s still acceptable.
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by JI on Jul 25, 2008 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't know where to find splits for LD%
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions
It's only ~.280 v. RH.
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by JI on Jul 25, 2008 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Guess who won that trade.
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by JI on Jul 25, 2008 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions
He's like a white Adrian Beltre
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions

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by JI on Jul 25, 2008 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions
you mean everyone except Ichiro, Beltre, and Raul?
That’s 6/9ths of the lineup.
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by JI on Jul 25, 2008 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Sub .320 OBP
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by JI on Jul 25, 2008 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Sexy smile
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions
His bat helps the offense.
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by JI on Jul 25, 2008 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I know
I just don’t care about him because I don’t want the team to win and he’s not going to be around in 2009 (pray pray pray)
Well yeah, but he's not part the aw fuck it crew
If this is anybody but Steve Allen, you're stealing my bit.
by JI on Jul 25, 2008 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Ah, I interpreted "aw fuck it" as our reaction to watching them hit,
but a reflection on their actual hitting ability.
6/9ths makes it seem like more.
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by JI on Jul 25, 2008 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions
To those who can't handle simple fractions
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions
You are a gay.
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by JI on Jul 25, 2008 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions
As opposed to Erik Bedard, who never wants to finish a ballgame.
Right Blowers? Right?
One Vision, One Purpose
Peace Through Power
I think luck may be part of it.
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by JI on Jul 25, 2008 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions
DI YOU KNOW THAT JOBA IS LEFTHANDED AND THAT HIS REAL NAME IS JUSTIN
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by JI on Jul 25, 2008 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Joba has the biggest doucheface
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions

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by JI on Jul 25, 2008 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I would be so happy if no one ever used this word again.
FanShots are underrated.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 25, 2008 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I like it!
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by JI on Jul 25, 2008 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions
What do you suggest?
We don't negotiate with terrorists.
by Mariner John on Jul 25, 2008 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
"Hey, that guy looks like a douche."
FanShots are underrated.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 25, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
So, Digger?
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 25, 2008 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Wouche.
We don't negotiate with terrorists.
by Mariner John on Jul 25, 2008 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
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by JI on Jul 25, 2008 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions
That was just a lucky coincidence.
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by JI on Jul 25, 2008 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions
curved brim. Just not much.
Speaking of which, man I miss his jheri curl.
I associate his jheri curls with his fat
And don’t really miss fat Felix
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions
He's cuter now
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I guess I'll have to agree
Maybe he’s like Samson
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Yankees caps that aren't the ones the players wear

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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I hat Red Mariners Hats worse.
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by JI on Jul 25, 2008 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Those types of hats are plentiful here
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions

"Holy Shit, It's Steve Perry lead singer of Journey". "ha, FORMER Lead Singer."
by RafaelCarmona22 on Jul 25, 2008 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Jorge Campigo
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions
It would be so funny if Batista no-hit the Jays here.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
That wouldn't be funny it'd just be upsetting
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Marte from the Indians and Nady from the Pirates?
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions
For Ohlendorf and three prospects, per ESPNews.
by R.J. Anderson on Jul 25, 2008 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Sounds like a shitty trade for the Yanks
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Nady isn't.
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by JI on Jul 25, 2008 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions
He's supposed to be good right? Is he the one I saw compared to Triunfel?
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions
He's supposed to be good
But apparently he got lazy this year
by R.J. Anderson on Jul 25, 2008 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't like this.
FanShots are underrated.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 25, 2008 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions
In other fun rumor news
Brett Favre might be traded to the Jets.
High-larious.
FanShots are underrated.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 25, 2008 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions
That would make the Madden 09 cover even funnier
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions
been drinking?
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions
This first I heard them mention it was this week when some Japanese fans had a sign.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
This team has stopped just sucking
They’re actively trying to mess with us
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I think Willie used witchcraft to trade bodies with Ichiro.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
Beltre!
And Daniel Tosh is hosting Live at Gotham tonight! Friday night just got that much better
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 5:00 PM PDT reply actions
nononononononononononono
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm sad that mlb.tv isn't producing more ads
I’m tired of the same ones
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 5:05 PM PDT reply actions
JP Ricciardi looks like a complete douche
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 5:15 PM PDT reply actions
His actions back up that assertion.
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by JI on Jul 25, 2008 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Judging the book by its cover works surprisingly well
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Kenji just got another hit... and ruined it for himself
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 5:18 PM PDT reply actions
Anyone mention the story about Morrow getting sent down to AAA
Suggested by Riggleman, apparently
I fucking hate you Mariners
Well that was a silly swing
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 5:20 PM PDT reply actions
Why the fuck does TLR insist on batting his pitchers everywhere but 9th?
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Becuase it may help the offense
and given the typical 7-8-9 hitters, and that the two hitter kicks ass, it makes sense to try.
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by JI on Jul 25, 2008 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions
err not typical, but the type we have
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by JI on Jul 25, 2008 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Also it must feel good to root for a team that has dangerous 2-5 hitters
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Sometimes.
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by JI on Jul 25, 2008 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh hey, that went as predicted.
If this is anybody but Steve Allen, you're stealing my bit.
by JI on Jul 25, 2008 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Good Raul Defense!?
I fucking hate you Mariners
move to Seattle
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by JI on Jul 25, 2008 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions
San Diego to Seattle would take longer than 5.5 innings
That’s a hell of a commute
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by tootthekazoo on Jul 25, 2008 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I suppose so
Though he was pitching today. it would probably be like 6 innings though if it were a capable offense he was pitching against
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by tootthekazoo on Jul 25, 2008 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I would kill myself.
I’ve seen that traffic. I’ve experienced that traffic. I am in no hurry to see more of that traffic.
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 25, 2008 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Somehow I made it to Safeco without getting lost or wrecking my car changing lanes.
by JI on Jul 25, 2008 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions
A drive from Tacoma to Seattle at 2 in the afternoon on a Thursday took us three hours last August
pre-hydros.
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 25, 2008 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions
At least it probably wasn't too hot
...
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by tootthekazoo on Jul 25, 2008 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Not bad compared to San Diego, I'd assume
But, as a born and raised Seattle-ite, that is incredibly supre hot
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by tootthekazoo on Jul 25, 2008 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I was installing a pre-modified optical drive in my Wii.
I’ll be damned if I’m going to pay for Nintendo’s shovelware crap.
Speaking of the Wii, the sequal to the most amazing baseball game released in the past decade comes out on Tuesday
MLB Power Pro’s 2008 baby!
I loved the last edition of that game.
Can’t wait to pick up 2008.
Apparently. I've been with customers and just turned on the game
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by tootthekazoo on Jul 25, 2008 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Sims: "Miguel into the 6th inning....pretty good shape."
(two seconds later, Jim Riggleman comes out of the dugout and yanks him)
In the middle of an at bat, no less
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Jul 25, 2008 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Batista was just pulled with a 2-0 count on Barajas
Can’t recall seeing a pitcher lifter in the middle of an at bat, considering he didn’t appear to be hurt or anything
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I have come to prefer the Yankees over the Red Sox.
They’re almost likeable.
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 25, 2008 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, but the Yankees haven't missed since 1994
Boston missed in 2006.
by JI on Jul 25, 2008 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions
eh
I actually like the Red Sox if you take away their obnoxious fans.
by JI on Jul 25, 2008 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I like the Yankees more because of A-Rod
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 25, 2008 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions
but you can't take away their asshole fans.
by Smegmalicious on Jul 25, 2008 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Yankee fans are just as obnoxious
we hate Boston because they are new.
by JI on Jul 25, 2008 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
And since St. Louis isn't making the playoffs
I hope the Cubs win the WS because their new levels of doucheyness will garner me so much sympathy support.
by JI on Jul 25, 2008 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions
There are better ways
Fuck the Cubs. Fuck them right hard.
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 25, 2008 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I wish I had recorded Bob Brenley's pimping of Lollapalooza
Radiohead, Rage Against the Machine!
It was quite humorous.
by JI on Jul 25, 2008 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Yankees fans don't seem to hijack Safeco like they used to
Red Sox Nation is the worst thing ever.
Incorrect.
Yankee fans are dicks, yes, but no one in all of sports are as horrible as Boston fans. Especially new Boston fans. (and they’re like 90% new Boston fans)
by Smegmalicious on Jul 25, 2008 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions
The Boston threat will die down
you are taking a small sample size way too seriously.
by JI on Jul 25, 2008 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions
It won't die down if they keep winning
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 25, 2008 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions
And they're too smart and too wealthy to start losing.
The best we can hope for is backlash, but that won’t stop it.
Also, people from Boston are just annoying in general.
by Smegmalicious on Jul 25, 2008 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions
They are getting old.
All it takes a few guys to have down seasons and they might miss again.
by JI on Jul 25, 2008 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions
See, that might actually be worse
Because then all the shithead bandwagon fans will start feeling like they’ve suffered and that they have some real cred as Boston fans who have suffered through the hard times.
There is no good outcome unless the Boston team plane crashes into the Yankee’s team plane and lands on Theo Epstien.
by Smegmalicious on Jul 25, 2008 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Huh Huh Huh
You said Fuck and Ass in the same sentence. Huh Huh Huh
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by tootthekazoo on Jul 25, 2008 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions
That would be great
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by tootthekazoo on Jul 25, 2008 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions
So I just got in this thread and saw the full size player shots thing earlier
Those pictures are kinda creepy. Like, you could have your favorite player’s head as your desktop, and it would fill the whole thing
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
The Ross Gload one is funny,
Just because his face is funny in the picture
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by tootthekazoo on Jul 25, 2008 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Jul 25, 2008 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't like that it looks like he's lying down in front of you
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 25, 2008 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, that part's a little weird
But how odd to have somebody’s sideways face as your desktop?
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Jul 25, 2008 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I would never be in a bad mood when I'm on my computer
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 25, 2008 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Except when I have a window open, which is all the time
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 25, 2008 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Good Question...
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Jul 25, 2008 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions
If it hit him....but yeah...that was fucking bullshit. I wish Ichiro would cut someone.
I fucking hate you Mariners
I'm convinced Pujols is now "hitting" with his eyes closed.
by JI on Jul 25, 2008 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions
He's looked sillier than Beltre at his silliest the last three days.
Completely lost.
by JI on Jul 25, 2008 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I want to see Bocock play first and Fahey play center.
by JI on Jul 25, 2008 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions
People could call us Team Koala
because we would be adorable
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 25, 2008 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions
WTF is this shit Riggle?! Weird
I fucking hate you Mariners
Oh, and Kenji..you are not good at your job.
I fucking hate you Mariners
Arthur Rhodes is getting pulled because he threw a strike at the knees that the umpire didn't call and Johjima didn't catch
TRADE TRADE TRADE
I fucking hate you Mariners
Fastball: 93-98
Splitter: 83-88
Curve??!: 73-78
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 25, 2008 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I didn't see the 'freeze cam' freeze.....
I fucking hate you Mariners
Cha Baek doesn't want to lose his job to Strasburg
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 25, 2008 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh joy we get to lose 7-2 instead of 7-1
that was worth it.
Maybe Pujols will strike out for a fouth time and make this worth while.
by JI on Jul 25, 2008 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Last time he went 0-4 with 3 k's was May 25, 2001.
Been a while
Except make that 34 strikeouts because, really?
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 25, 2008 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions
..and he's sucked shit for the better part of two weeks.
by JI on Jul 25, 2008 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions
He's hit .357/.420/.446 since his last home run
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 25, 2008 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I wish somebody on the Mariners would suck like that
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Jul 25, 2008 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Screw this.
I’m hanging with you guys for a while until the Cardinals realize that it doesn’t count for a win if you only lead in 8 innings.
GET AWAY FROM THEM FELIX!@! GOMWEI@)(*!*#&*@
I fucking hate you Mariners
Jesus Christ they really are going to go to extras aren't they
IT’S NOT LIKE WE WANT TO MAKE ANY PLANS TONIGHT
I didn't want to make plans.
I was at work until 11 PM last night. Today I just want to stare at the wall.
Felix is a bad influence
trade him for Francisco Liriano.
by JI on Jul 25, 2008 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions
They need to watch out..they might end up on the same cycle..wreak havoc on the clubhouse plumbing
I fucking hate you Mariners
Based on Riggle's comments earlier today...
SHELL THE FUCK OUT OF MORROW.
Our DH hitting in the 4 hole
I fucking hate you Mariners
There are bigger things at stake
I’d take a defensive error, though.
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 25, 2008 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions
We are missing a critical piece of information
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 25, 2008 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Your address, Jeff.
I fucking hate you Mariners
I have marching orders
I fucking hate you Mariners
Robert is like a baby koala
Today is koala day in case you hadn’t noticed
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 25, 2008 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
It's also Systems Administrator Appreciation Day.
Where are my gifts, dammit!?
I like the idea of LOLairds
although probably only once.
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 25, 2008 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions
You're right, I probably would have posted the Koalastein
Romanes eunt domus
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
This was the reaction I was going for.
I fucking hate you Mariners
I just recently found out
that in some towns there is a difference whether or not the road is an avenue or a street.
by JI on Jul 25, 2008 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Normally I work until 7pm
I’ve worked until 9 or later every night this week.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
If Raul was still in left the bases would be loaded.
Or the game would be over.
No way in blue hell does Raul get to that
Defensive replacements lose Strasburgs
What's worse is that Riggleman believes Reed is a better CF than Willie.
He’s putting the best players out there, dammit!
Maybe we'll get to see Burke pitch
Thanks to Riggle’s genius bullpen management.
Imagine that
they get a decent starter or two and they start winning.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
But we have like 3 aces!
I fucking hate you Mariners
So, uh...
Ichiro stayed on the roof of a building for over two hours, only coming down when he was thrown a banana.
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
That's some funny shit right there
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Jul 25, 2008 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I like how he ripped the gun out of the guy's hand
Somehow, if Ichiro really was a monkey, I could picture him doing that to somebody
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Jul 25, 2008 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Yuni goes through drastic measures to get himself bananas
Romanes eunt domus
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
It's cause we DEMAND them
I fucking hate you Mariners
You can recap the Cardinals game based on the boxscore and my comments.
by JI on Jul 25, 2008 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Ten Reasons Why Albert Pujols Is The Stupidest Motherfucker In Baseball
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 25, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions
(1) Pujols disabled San Diego, thereby giving them a leg up in the Strasburg Sweepstakes
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 25, 2008 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions
(6) Hangs out with Brian Barton
way to segregate the clubhouse
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 25, 2008 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions
(7) Hits into a metric fuck load of double plays
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 25, 2008 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions
(9) Only wins MVPs when there are more deserving players.
by JI on Jul 25, 2008 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Eleven Reasons Why Albert Pujols Is The Stupidest Motherfucker In Baseball
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 25, 2008 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I would never dream of condescending to you.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 25, 2008 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions
You know who I call condescending?
A prisoner that tries to escape from a plane
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 25, 2008 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
(4) Selfishly stopped playing third base
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 25, 2008 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Send him down to AA!!! He'll get even better!
I fucking hate you Mariners
Now he'll only face lefties.......
I fucking hate you Mariners
Yeah, Green will be in ToMorrow
I fucking hate you Mariners
That's really Gross.
I fucking hate you Mariners
Home team creates its own rules.
I fucking hate you Mariners
Mike Morse would have stayed on the bag.
I fucking hate you Mariners
Cairo has a legitimate skill.
I fucking hate you Mariners
He's done it at least 3 times this year..and that's a large sample size.
I think he hears the bunt coming two pitches ahead and is able to pounce.
I fucking hate you Mariners
Cairo can play a pretty good 1B on the defence side
That’s why I don’t rag on him with Vidro still on this team. Vidro is worthless
This continues to remind me of the 2001 World Series
look out for the little floater over the middle infield
That was one of the happiest baseball moment of my life.
by JI on Jul 25, 2008 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I liked the Kim/Schilling hug
This was before I started to hate Curt Schilling
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 25, 2008 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions
It was bittersweet.
1. The Mariners should have been in the World Series.
2. I was in the presence of 10-15 Yankee fans.
The Seattle Mariners do not have a ferry
Lookout Landing does not have a ferry
I do not have a ferry
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
All four ferries and enough money to rebuild their hulls and put them back in service
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
WOW AHAHAHAHAHA GIF GIF GIF
I fucking hate you Mariners
Strasburg says he'll skip draft this year
if Washington, or Seattle, are the two possible teams.
He says okay to San Diego. Bud Black, all that.
"I never predict anything, and I never will." Paul Gascoigne, English footballer
by One won lost won on Jul 25, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Jesus fuckchrist
Romanes eunt domus
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
That was my exact reaction watching that just now
I actually said out loud that I wanted him to miss the catch, and then he did it in spectacular fashion. I don’t think he tried. AWESOME
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Jul 25, 2008 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, he knew exactly what he was doing.
I had just explained to a coworker why losing was a good thing, and then Ichiro did that. I made a believer of my coworker because of that
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Jul 25, 2008 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions
BAHAHA..anyone hear Sims' call? He didn't know what to say.. "Heaoiuer o38ad"
I fucking hate you Mariners
That's exactly what it sounded like...Seriously
I fucking hate you Mariners
The funny thing is Ichiro's the only player on the team who I think is intelligent enough to do shit like that on purpose
I'm pretty sure he was trying to fly.
FanShots are underrated.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 25, 2008 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions
The funny thing is Ichiro's the only player on the team who I think possesses the ability to fly
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 25, 2008 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Think?
I’m absolutely sure of it. Some day, in Game 7 of the WS, he’s going to rob a game-deciding homerun that way and promptly retire.
FanShots are underrated.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 25, 2008 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions
We should buy him a bottle of brandy.
FanShots are underrated.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 25, 2008 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
It's the recap.
I fucking hate you Mariners
I am going to require a couple of these.
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 25, 2008 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions
You should start stealing you WE charts from Fangraphs
phone the entire thing in.
by JI on Jul 25, 2008 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Ichiro dropped the ball and we lost.
Need a beer?
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 25, 2008 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Actually I just went to the store, so no.
And since the game thankfully ended before going on to too many extra innings, I may now make plans involving it.
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 25, 2008 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions
This seems a good use of your time.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 25, 2008 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Ms. Jeff agrees
It’s difficult to explain to people why this team is a priority
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 25, 2008 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
You found yourself a good one.
This is why dating Mariners fans is usually necessary.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 25, 2008 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I never understood the only-watch-if-you-win type of fan.
by JI on Jul 25, 2008 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
If I tried to explain us to a parallel universe Jeff he'd probably think we're fucked
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 25, 2008 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
This

has very little meaning if
A) You hadn’t failed 5 consecutive times before this
B) You remember the 2000 NLCS and how unbelievable terribly it ended.
by JI on Jul 25, 2008 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
My Buffalo fan is going to Randy Marsh all over the place when they finally win something
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 25, 2008 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I certainly did not say it.
Go Sens!
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 25, 2008 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't even know what to say to this so here's Ross Gload on a desktop

by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 25, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I know know what it is like to wake up next to Ross Gload.
by JI on Jul 25, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
He'd probably have that same look on his face.
FanShots are underrated.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 25, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
He probably doesn't smile and wear a hat to bed
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 25, 2008 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Unless you ask nicely.
FanShots are underrated.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 25, 2008 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I need a temporary replacement
And come on. Just look at Gload.
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 25, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
It's times like this I'm even more impressed with Ms Jeff
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 25, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Some things she doesn't need to know about
although Felix was an early subject of conversation
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 25, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
But Felix is understandable.
And at least she doesn’t read these…that can get one in trouble.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 25, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I think she would also find Gload and Laird adorable
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 25, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
This is going to go to a weird, weird place.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 25, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Perhaps I should hide this thread before she gets her eyes on it
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 25, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
If it can survive this, it can survive the carzier things you've posted.
by JI on Jul 25, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I should've thought about the things I've said here before telling her I run a website
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 25, 2008 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
What was that comment about clubbing a woman over the head so you don't need to buy her drinks?
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 25, 2008 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Was that me?
That sounds like something I’d say. But it also sounds like something Graham or Matthew or Robert would say.
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 25, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
It was you.
But it’s linked on my work computer, not here. I know it was you, though.
And Robert uses tic tacs.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 25, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Or any other guy here, for that matter
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Jul 25, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
It would appear that I came through with my promise
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 25, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
You found one woman and she's 200 miles away
Jeff is the Santa Claus of false promises.
by JI on Jul 25, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
PR disaster thread doesn't load for me
Romanes eunt domus
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
.
If you’d like to be fucked, vote Jeffmore women
by Jeff on May 29, 2008 11:03 PM PDT to parent up actions actions 0 recs
FanShots are underrated.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 25, 2008 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
OH my I hope Ms Jeff stumbles upon this.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 25, 2008 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm working on a new theory that she's blind
Romanes eunt domus
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
She survived the Craigslist thread
Bulletproof.
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 25, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah it was all me.
Worked out well for me though.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 25, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd like to see her survive the PR disaster thread
Romanes eunt domus
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
So now it does, it just takes 2 minutes
Romanes eunt domus
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Good lord it's impossible to reread that thread
Romanes eunt domus
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
It is. And Jeff's not the only one who looks bad to his Ms.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 25, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Everyone but the
Romanes eunt domus
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Whatever you say...
Goodness, imagine a Ms LFoJL.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 25, 2008 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Take Ms Jeff and double her attractiveness
Romanes eunt domus
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Ms Jeff likes NOLA and thinks you're creepy
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 25, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
The rule that Ms Jeff decides ROY is a really gay rule
Romanes eunt domus
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
You're putting words in her mouth
Romanes eunt domus
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
The creepiness is all a front
I’m just like you humans deep down
Romanes eunt domus
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
It's not quite on my desktop
If you look closely you’ll see that it’s the Windows Vista Picture Viewer. The picture isn’t that great. Although I’m sure you’re looking into getting the RRS one sized for your PC, which is totally ok
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Jul 25, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Go with Laird if you want to cry before you fall asleep
Romanes eunt domus
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
And on that note,
Time to drive home and change so I can go see Dark Knight all by myself at the new Southcenter Theater.
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Jul 25, 2008 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Aw seeing movies by yourself is the saddest thing
Romanes eunt domus
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I love it
Nobody to bother me. I love going to midnight shows by myself.
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Jul 25, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I like to have someone to discuss the movie with after it
Romanes eunt domus
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
BINGO!
No point in seeing a movie if there’s no one to discuss it with.
by JI on Jul 25, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
You don't have to go with someone to a movie to discuss it after.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 25, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Everybody at my work has seen it but me
I feel left out, so I cannot wait to join the conversations tomorrow
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Jul 25, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
There is an entire thread dedicated to it, though.
I have watched it twice now. Once alone, which I enjoyed much more because then I could ponder about it before discussing it.
Yeah, generally
But, I love seeing movies, and I’m not going to base seeing them on somebody else’s schedule. My girlfriend is out of town at the moment, and is pissed that I’m going without her.
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Jul 25, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
This is so insanely wrong.
FanShots are underrated.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 25, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
How so?
I plan on seeing it again, with her, but she likes to talk during movies and I do not, at all. So, I am happy for the prospect of going solo
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Jul 25, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
That wasn't a reply to you.
FanShots are underrated.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 25, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
He'll do anything for the right price.
FanShots are underrated.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 25, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Close. And well played
I actually had that put together and ready to go for you but got stuck with a customer… Stupid dick didn’t even buy a car. It’s still sitting in GIMP waiting to be hosted
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Jul 25, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Buffalo has a hockey team as well.
I think that’s what he was getting at.
FanShots are underrated.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 25, 2008 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
The same could be said for the Edgar double
but it seems I don’t have it bookmarked.
by JI on Jul 25, 2008 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I did and it's wonderful
I bet it’s in the LL images thread.
by JI on Jul 25, 2008 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Butthol was 1 year old when this happened.
FanShots are underrated.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 25, 2008 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I wish I knew at the time it would have been possible for them to lose this game.
by JI on Jul 25, 2008 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I expected it.
I was a very depressed child.
FanShots are underrated.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 25, 2008 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Yep.
I assumed the cosmos was setting me up for tremendous disappointment.
FanShots are underrated.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 25, 2008 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I've almost come to terms with 2001
only because the Yankees losing the WS is proof that karma doesn’t exist.
FanShots are underrated.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 25, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Beating the winningest team in baseball history
Added to the mystique, the idea that it was destiny. If they had lost, eh, the M’s won 116 games. Losing to the D-Backs? In the fashion in which they lost? No romance, only reality.
FanShots are underrated.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 25, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
You're conscious of things when you're 7.
FanShots are underrated.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 25, 2008 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
It's funnier if you read his Myspace page.
FanShots are underrated.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 25, 2008 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
That link makes me feel so happy.
One of my first really meaningful baseball experiences.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
I was 10 when this happened
It is still one of the most vivid memories I have.
I think he was getting ready to catch that, and then pulled his arm back at the last second
Ichiro rules
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
And now "The Final Countdown" is playing on the radio at work
Gold
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
It will not be ruled a hit for Win Expectancy purposes
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 25, 2008 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
When will you reverse the Win Expectancy so that it's positive if we lose...Call it the Win Strasburg Expectancy.
I fucking hate you Mariners
But for the rest of the season..negative numbers are so negative.
I fucking hate you Mariners
Strasburg says he'll wait a year if Seattle or Washington
draft him. He’s okay with San Diego.
"I never predict anything, and I never will." Paul Gascoigne, English footballer
by One won lost won on Jul 25, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
This is like Lillibridge
Romanes eunt domus
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Strasburg says he'll wait a year
if Seattle or Washington are his only choices.
San Diego is okay, he says.
"I never predict anything, and I never will." Paul Gascoigne, English footballer
by One won lost won on Jul 25, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
This is like Lillibridge
Romanes eunt domus
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Rincewind had a friend tonight.
D’awwwwwwwwwwwww.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 25, 2008 7:54 PM PDT reply actions
So I've never been able to say this before
but Ichiro gets charged with a clean -100% WPA for that mistake.
-100% WPA? Wow.
FanShots are underrated.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 25, 2008 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
If he catches it? Win!
If he doesn’t? Loss!
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 25, 2008 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
That doesn't seem fair.
and if he catches it —-> Tie!
by JI on Jul 25, 2008 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
But it's true
If he makes that catch the Mariners win.
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 25, 2008 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I dunno...
I just don’t think that play was as easy/routine as we’re all making it out to be. If I’m scoring, I’d give Inglett a hit.
It's not an easy play
but it’s a play he definitely ought to make.
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 25, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Especially when it hits the side of the glove.
Not the top and not with his his arms stretched out all the way.
For the sake of awesomeness, I can appreciate giving Ichiro a -100% WPA.
I’d still score it a hit, though.
Bounced right off his glove
Can’t do it.
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 25, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
If he makes the catch, WPA is 100%.
FanShots are underrated.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 25, 2008 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Why does Mark Lowe have to do this to me
Romanes eunt domus
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 8:29 PM PDT reply actions
So new episode of Psych!
Shawn wasn’t as snarky as usual
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 8:58 PM PDT reply actions
Maybe he was happy because his dessert was delicious.
FanShots are underrated.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 25, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
He got to make tons of '80s references though
We don't negotiate with terrorists.
by Mariner John on Jul 25, 2008 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh God that was amazing
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions

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