7/25: Open Game Thread
Seattle Mariners at Toronto Blue Jays, Jul 25, 2008 4:07 PM PDT
This is going to be the worst game of the year.
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Fuck Willie playing Cf
If this is anybody but Steve Allen, you're stealing my bit.
by JI on Jul 25, 2008 3:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Can I get a ruling on this?
I think this is a misuse of surprised face.
by Matthew on Jul 25, 2008 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Isn't that a bit excessive?
Unless it was mainly hidden for being large
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think it's proper use.
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by JI on Jul 25, 2008 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't get why that was bad?
I mean it was supposed to be a sarcastic surprise face since Willie is starting at center. I realize I must’ve misread JI’s comment.
JI/Robert '08!
by Fin on Jul 25, 2008 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My impression.
“Willie starting in CF?” with surprised face jpg = proper use.
JI’s comment reads to me as just general anger that Willie’s starting in CF. Sarcastic surprise there almost seems like it’s related to JI’s anger and not to Willie starting in CF. It’s ambiguous use at best in my opinion.
by Matthew on Jul 25, 2008 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought I saw "Willie starting in CF?" at first
But after review, I figured out I was wrong.
JI/Robert '08!
by Fin on Jul 25, 2008 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Another point in favor of instant replay.
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by Goose on Jul 25, 2008 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We're getting detailed on rules.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 25, 2008 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought this entire thing was a little pointless
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think he's mocking my anger: I should be surprised considering this is the 400th time they've pulled this stupid stunt.
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by JI on Jul 25, 2008 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ugh I can't believe I didn't make other plans for tonight
This game is gonna blow
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 3:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I can't believe we can't find a replacement level 1B for peanuts.
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by JI on Jul 25, 2008 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you think this lineup is bad
I recommend never looking at our lineup ever.
by Jeff on Jul 25, 2008 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
At least Vidro isn't 4th!
It’s sad that that’s an option
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is it too much to ask
To not play Cairo/Willie/Kenji/Vidro all at once? I’d rather we didn’t play them at all but obviously that’s not going to happen.
There are better alternatives to all of them on the team now, I don’t understand the logic behind this at all (if you can call it that).
by OlSalty on Jul 25, 2008 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hate these bullshit platoons
we’re better off seeing of Reed/Clement can handle LHP, especially easier LHPs like Parrish.
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by JI on Jul 25, 2008 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Clement's hurt though
so that one is at least defensible.
by Matthew on Jul 25, 2008 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Still, even before he was hurt
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by JI on Jul 25, 2008 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's why it annoys me as much as it does.
If Reed is useful, it’s a big fucking deal going in to next year. If he’s not, the sooner you know the better.
FanShots are underrated.
by acblue on Jul 25, 2008 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We're not looking for contribution out of them, we're looking for good at bats
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So tonight is Brad Penny bobble head night
I wonder if its worth the drive…
The poster formerly known as Matt.
by bluemax on Jul 25, 2008 3:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I also wonder
if the bobble head comes with a torn shoulder.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
by bluemax on Jul 25, 2008 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
For the sake of realism they should make his bobblehead suck a lot
by Jeff on Jul 25, 2008 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
the picture of it on MLB.com isn't too bad
doesn’t look as fat as Penny though.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
by bluemax on Jul 25, 2008 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Here
http://losangeles.dodgers.mlb.com/media/video.jsp?mid=200807233182237&c_id=la
The poster formerly known as Matt.
by bluemax on Jul 25, 2008 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Really skinny
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
More realist than the black Brian Roberts bobblehead
by SethGrandpa on Jul 25, 2008 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did Yuni ever get a bobblehead?
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know
Did he ever get a mini statue of himself?
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So he did and it looks like Sammy Davis Jr. without the stache
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

If this is anybody but Steve Allen, you're stealing my bit.
by JI on Jul 25, 2008 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can't see this from work and I know what it is
by Jeff on Jul 25, 2008 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is this joke still ok?
I would dream of upsetting someone who doesn’t get this. Do more than six people get this?
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by JI on Jul 25, 2008 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wouldn't
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by Goose on Jul 25, 2008 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ok now I'm just being a prick. I'm sorry.
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by Goose on Jul 25, 2008 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I had a sinking feeling that perhaps I was the worst commenter in LL history.
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by JI on Jul 25, 2008 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey man, I honestly wasn't trying to single you out or anything. That's just one of the things that popped in my head as examples.
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by Goose on Jul 25, 2008 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yuni's getting a bobblehead in August.
That’s why we can’t trade him.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
by Llewdor on Jul 25, 2008 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There are so many better options on this team than starting Batista
If the concern with RRS is that he’ll make the bullpen work because he’s still being stretched out, how does starting Batista help? He’s just going to leave after the 3rd.
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 3:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
NEEDS LESS BONDS
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would cheer for Bonds if he played with any other team.
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by Llewdor on Jul 25, 2008 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Things that will never happen,
this
If this is anybody but Steve Allen, you're stealing my bit.
by JI on Jul 25, 2008 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Probably not
But if anyone was going to do it, a desperate 3rd place Yankees team would.
by OlSalty on Jul 25, 2008 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hasn't every team had a "Team X is discussing Barry Bonds" article.
The DBacks had their turn at it last month.
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by Goose on Jul 25, 2008 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

If this is anybody but Steve Allen, you're stealing my bit.
by JI on Jul 25, 2008 3:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
1. What form? From last year?
2. Be consistent?
3. If it was three I’d guess a hydra had attacked the stadium but I’m clueless now
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
When I get pictures like this the Kreuger face collage become closer to reality.
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by JI on Jul 25, 2008 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So this guy on the MLB.com pregame show doesn't understand moneyball at all.
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by JI on Jul 25, 2008 3:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
~10% of the people who have ever talked about that book actually understand it.
FanShots are underrated.
by acblue on Jul 25, 2008 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This game makes me hesitate to turn on mlb.tv because I think it'll be less painful if I just follow on gameday
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not watching the Mariners on line.
If this is anybody but Steve Allen, you're stealing my bit.
by JI on Jul 25, 2008 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You seem surprised by this.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Jul 25, 2008 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Harold Reynolds:
Oakland isn’t a small market, I don’t get how that big area is such a small market.
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by JI on Jul 25, 2008 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mother of mercy.
FanShots are underrated.
by acblue on Jul 25, 2008 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Keith Hernandez, Ron Darling
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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by JI on Jul 25, 2008 4:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wait, John Parrish.... THAT John Parrish?!?!
Forget looking at the lineup, I just puked in my mouth looking at the starters.
by Wilder. on Jul 25, 2008 4:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Batista, Cairo and Vidro starting
It’s gonna be like watching a train wreak in slow motion
by IceStormV1 on Jul 25, 2008 4:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Pullovers are ugly.
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by JI on Jul 25, 2008 4:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Dickey starting for Silva tomorrow.
According to radio.
by Teej on Jul 25, 2008 4:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ZOMG TRADE
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by JI on Jul 25, 2008 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
John Parrish's gameday photo is helping to confirm my theory that the people who take those photos aren't real photographers
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 4:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Have you seen the fullsize ones?
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by JI on Jul 25, 2008 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No and I don't want to
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh good Jesus
link the full one, it looks funny shrunken down
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by JI on Jul 25, 2008 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
http://www.mlb.com/pressbox/photos/headshots_players_coaches/332292_raw.jpg
http://www.mlb.com/pressbox/photos/headshots_players_coaches/408042_raw.jpg
by Jeff on Jul 25, 2008 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ahahaha John Parrish has a face that says "Help I'm being held captive"
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And Laird's says "If I don't smile they'll blow my brains out"
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think they're being held captive by the Avenger of Blood
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's lifesize!
I want one for my ceiling.
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by JI on Jul 25, 2008 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ceiling Laird is watching you masturbate?
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by Goose on Jul 25, 2008 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOLlairds are the next big thing
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
AZ Snakepit has LOLBacks. The latest:

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by Goose on Jul 25, 2008 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Terrible but funny
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by JI on Jul 25, 2008 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HITTING THE ZOOM IN SIGN IS NOT A GOOD IDEA!
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by Goose on Jul 25, 2008 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
YOU ARE RIGHT
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
His eyes, my god it's full of stars!
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by Goose on Jul 25, 2008 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He has sad eyes
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good lord those take a while to load
But Jesus what the fuck is wrong with Gerald Laird
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That looks like somebody had fun with the "scale" feature in photoshop.
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by Goose on Jul 25, 2008 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm jus
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by JI on Jul 25, 2008 4:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Interesting.
I never would have guessed.
by Wilder. on Jul 25, 2008 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why does this only happen to me?
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by JI on Jul 25, 2008 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm becoming comvinced that you're a comic genius
and you do this on purpose.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
by Llewdor on Jul 25, 2008 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I maintain I never make typos on purpose.
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by JI on Jul 25, 2008 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
JI is actually an abbreviation for Joker Incarnate.
by Matthew on Jul 25, 2008 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jack Irons.
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by JI on Jul 25, 2008 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is exactly what I'm talking about
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Puns in moderation
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A walk?
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by JI on Jul 25, 2008 4:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ibanez is OPSing .900 in Juy
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And is mashing LHP this year
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Jul 25, 2008 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was making fun of Parrish but OK
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by JI on Jul 25, 2008 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd put .879 slightly below mashing
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Though it is a pleasant surprise
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
.341 BABIP
But even if you bring it down 50 points it’s still acceptable.
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by JI on Jul 25, 2008 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know where to find splits for LD%
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's only ~.280 v. RH.
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by JI on Jul 25, 2008 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Guess who won that trade.
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by JI on Jul 25, 2008 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's like a white Adrian Beltre
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
so how long till Batista falls apart
2nd inning? 3rd Inning?
by IceStormV1 on Jul 25, 2008 4:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
First Wilkerson plate appearance.
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by Llewdor on Jul 25, 2008 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

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by JI on Jul 25, 2008 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's better life-sized.
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by Llewdor on Jul 25, 2008 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did Miguel just retire the side in order?
by Matthew on Jul 25, 2008 4:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ah good, time for the "Ahhh fuck it" portion of the lineup
by OlSalty on Jul 25, 2008 4:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
you mean everyone except Ichiro, Beltre, and Raul?
That’s 6/9ths of the lineup.
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by JI on Jul 25, 2008 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sub .320 OBP
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by JI on Jul 25, 2008 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sexy smile
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
His bat helps the offense.
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by JI on Jul 25, 2008 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know
I just don’t care about him because I don’t want the team to win and he’s not going to be around in 2009 (pray pray pray)
by Matthew on Jul 25, 2008 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well yeah, but he's not part the aw fuck it crew
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by JI on Jul 25, 2008 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ah, I interpreted "aw fuck it" as our reaction to watching them hit,
but a reflection on their actual hitting ability.
by Matthew on Jul 25, 2008 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
2/3rds
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
6/9ths makes it seem like more.
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by JI on Jul 25, 2008 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
To those who can't handle simple fractions
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You are a gay.
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by JI on Jul 25, 2008 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why is the pitcher's uniform dirty?
Did I miss something?
by Smegmalicious on Jul 25, 2008 4:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
As opposed to Erik Bedard, who never wants to finish a ballgame.
Right Blowers? Right?
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by Goose on Jul 25, 2008 4:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
what the fuck
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by JI on Jul 25, 2008 4:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Buhwa?
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by Goose on Jul 25, 2008 4:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm so glad the Mariners have just resorted to fucking with our minds
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 4:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Parrish
He has so far allowed hits to Willie, Cairo, and Johjima.
by ThundaPC on Jul 25, 2008 4:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Okay, I give up.
The suspense is killing me.
by Wilder. on Jul 25, 2008 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow, Yuni has backslid at the plate.
Back-slid? Back-Slided? Back-slod?
by Smegmalicious on Jul 25, 2008 4:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sucked
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think luck may be part of it.
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by JI on Jul 25, 2008 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He is getting screwed by his BABIP
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Slid back.
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by Llewdor on Jul 25, 2008 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
DI YOU KNOW THAT JOBA IS LEFTHANDED AND THAT HIS REAL NAME IS JUSTIN
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by JI on Jul 25, 2008 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Joba has the biggest doucheface
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

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by JI on Jul 25, 2008 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wigger.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 25, 2008 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would be so happy if no one ever used this word again.
FanShots are underrated.
by acblue on Jul 25, 2008 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like it!
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by JI on Jul 25, 2008 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What do you suggest?
We don't negotiate with terrorists.
by Mariner John on Jul 25, 2008 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Hey, that guy looks like a douche."
FanShots are underrated.
by acblue on Jul 25, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So, Digger?
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 25, 2008 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Wouche.
We don't negotiate with terrorists.
by Mariner John on Jul 25, 2008 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
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by JI on Jul 25, 2008 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Are you referring to the shortstop.....uh...gathering?
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by Goose on Jul 25, 2008 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was just a lucky coincidence.
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by JI on Jul 25, 2008 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Felix?
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
curved brim. Just not much.
Speaking of which, man I miss his jheri curl.
by Matthew on Jul 25, 2008 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I associate his jheri curls with his fat
And don’t really miss fat Felix
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's cuter now
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I guess I'll have to agree
Maybe he’s like Samson
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yankees caps that aren't the ones the players wear

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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hat Red Mariners Hats worse.
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by JI on Jul 25, 2008 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Those types of hats are plentiful here
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There are so many gay Yankees hats that the sticker is the least of my worries
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

"Holy Shit, It's Steve Perry lead singer of Journey". "ha, FORMER Lead Singer."
by RafaelCarmona22 on Jul 25, 2008 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jorge Campigo
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It would be so funny if Batista no-hit the Jays here.
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by Llewdor on Jul 25, 2008 4:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That wouldn't be funny it'd just be upsetting
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I missed it.
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by JI on Jul 25, 2008 4:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hooray!
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 4:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
God I wish our offense wasn't so fucking pathetic
It’s just embarrassing.
by Smegmalicious on Jul 25, 2008 4:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Nady/Marte dealt, not sure to where yet.
by R.J. Anderson on Jul 25, 2008 4:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Marte from the Indians and Nady from the Pirates?
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope they're dealt to the Indians for Grady/Marte
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
For Ohlendorf and three prospects, per ESPNews.
by R.J. Anderson on Jul 25, 2008 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sounds like a shitty trade for the Yanks
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is Tabata good
?
The poster formerly known as Matt.
by bluemax on Jul 25, 2008 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nady isn't.
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by JI on Jul 25, 2008 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's supposed to be good right? Is he the one I saw compared to Triunfel?
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's supposed to be good
But apparently he got lazy this year
by R.J. Anderson on Jul 25, 2008 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Of course, he's also 19 in AA, so maybe he's just struggling naturally.
by R.J. Anderson on Jul 25, 2008 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
trade now has it's own post
by Matthew on Jul 25, 2008 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You haven't even put up a post on your on site
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't like this.
FanShots are underrated.
by acblue on Jul 25, 2008 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
In other fun rumor news
Brett Favre might be traded to the Jets.
by Matthew on Jul 25, 2008 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope this happens
for the epic lulz.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
by bluemax on Jul 25, 2008 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
High-larious.
FanShots are underrated.
by acblue on Jul 25, 2008 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That would make the Madden 09 cover even funnier
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know, this is one of the bigger trading years in recent past
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
YOU FUCKERS ARE JUST NOW TALKING ABOUT ICHIRO'S 3000 HITS!!!!!!!!!!
Fuck you, you fucking fuckers.
by mark sobba on Jul 25, 2008 4:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
been drinking?
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This first I heard them mention it was this week when some Japanese fans had a sign.
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by Llewdor on Jul 25, 2008 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hits vs. John Parrish
Willie (x2)
Cairo
Kenji
by ThundaPC on Jul 25, 2008 4:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This team has stopped just sucking
They’re actively trying to mess with us
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think Willie used witchcraft to trade bodies with Ichiro.
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by Llewdor on Jul 25, 2008 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Beltre!
And Daniel Tosh is hosting Live at Gotham tonight! Friday night just got that much better
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 5:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
nononononononononononono
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm sad that mlb.tv isn't producing more ads
I’m tired of the same ones
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 5:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Mets announcers just found out:
“WOW!”
If this is anybody but Steve Allen, you're stealing my bit.
by JI on Jul 25, 2008 5:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
JP Ricciardi looks like a complete douche
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 5:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
His actions back up that assertion.
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by JI on Jul 25, 2008 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Judging the book by its cover works surprisingly well
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kenji just got another hit... and ruined it for himself
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 5:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Anyone mention the story about Morrow getting sent down to AAA
Suggested by Riggleman, apparently
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 25, 2008 5:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well that was a silly swing
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 5:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Mitchell Boggs has terrible command.
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by JI on Jul 25, 2008 5:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Why the fuck does TLR insist on batting his pitchers everywhere but 9th?
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Becuase it may help the offense
and given the typical 7-8-9 hitters, and that the two hitter kicks ass, it makes sense to try.
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by JI on Jul 25, 2008 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
err not typical, but the type we have
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by JI on Jul 25, 2008 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also it must feel good to root for a team that has dangerous 2-5 hitters
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by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 25, 2008 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sometimes.
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by JI on Jul 25, 2008 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh hey, that went as predicted.
If this is anybody but Steve Allen, you're stealing my bit.
by JI on Jul 25, 2008 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How deep?
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 25, 2008 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
but at least he's still hitting the ball on the ground.
by Matthew on Jul 25, 2008 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's good!
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 25, 2008 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good Raul Defense!?
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by kentroyals5 on Jul 25, 2008 5:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
No walks yet?
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by JI on Jul 25, 2008 5:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That was a silly pitch to swing at.
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by JI on Jul 25, 2008 5:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The drive home only cost me 5.5 innings.
Dammit.
by Jeff on Jul 25, 2008 5:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
move to Seattle
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by JI on Jul 25, 2008 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
San Diego to Seattle would take longer than 5.5 innings
That’s a hell of a commute
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by tootthekazoo on Jul 25, 2008 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I suppose so
Though he was pitching today. it would probably be like 6 innings though if it were a capable offense he was pitching against
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by tootthekazoo on Jul 25, 2008 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would kill myself.
I’ve seen that traffic. I’ve experienced that traffic. I am in no hurry to see more of that traffic.
by Jeff on Jul 25, 2008 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Somehow I made it to Safeco without getting lost or wrecking my car changing lanes.
by JI on Jul 25, 2008 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A drive from Tacoma to Seattle at 2 in the afternoon on a Thursday took us three hours last August
pre-hydros.
by Jeff on Jul 25, 2008 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
At least it probably wasn't too hot
...
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by tootthekazoo on Jul 25, 2008 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not bad compared to San Diego, I'd assume
But, as a born and raised Seattle-ite, that is incredibly supre hot
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by tootthekazoo on Jul 25, 2008 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A 92-degree day is quite rare in San Diego.
At least in the coastal areas.
by Teej on Jul 25, 2008 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

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