7/23: Open Game Thread, Part 2
Coco Crisp doesn't at all belong in the Boston lineup today. Figure out why.
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Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?
by JI on Jul 23, 2008 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
If you can't handle those names you are a Grade-A retard.
Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?
the rain has subsided, I am gone. Good luck to the...
I mean, I hope the Red Sox lose.
Or not.
Thanks for letting me hang around. Later folks.
The line it is drawn/The curse it is cast/The slow one now/Will later be fast/ As the present now/Will later be past/The order is/Rapidly fadin'./And the first one now/Will later be last/For the times they are a-changin'..- Bob Dylan
by thebaddancingraysfan on Jul 23, 2008 3:11 PM PDT reply actions
Broomstick
Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?
by JI on Jul 23, 2008 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions
If you're referring to Lowrie I think you should break his legs
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 23, 2008 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions
But...but he's forever 14 in my head.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 23, 2008 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I want him to be famous so I can sell the picture I have of him on the Batman ride.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 23, 2008 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions
That's quite the sentence.
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by JI on Jul 23, 2008 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions
All the words are spelled correctly.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 23, 2008 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions
It contributes to the wonder.
Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?
by JI on Jul 23, 2008 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I love the arrogance.
Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?
by JI on Jul 23, 2008 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions
You killed Bloomquist's dad?
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by JI on Jul 23, 2008 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Interesting.
Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?
by JI on Jul 23, 2008 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions
You know that comment was directed to me, right?
But it does not say “kill”.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 23, 2008 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I can't remember what my point was.
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by JI on Jul 23, 2008 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Ew you're associated with the Red Sox
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 23, 2008 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Boston cooties!
Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?
by JI on Jul 23, 2008 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions
How do you befriend someone named Jed?
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 23, 2008 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I never made one friend at church.
Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?
by JI on Jul 23, 2008 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions
What about Jesus?
I fucking hate you Mariners
You heard me.
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by JI on Jul 23, 2008 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Being named Jed isn't a bad thing.
Clint Eastwood’s character in Hang em High was Jed – well Jedediah, but they all called him Jed.
Oooo I forgot about you
Sorry. You’re the Jed that proves me wrong
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 23, 2008 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions
So was 4
According to GameCast
Free Stephen Awesome Strasburg!

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by JI on Jul 23, 2008 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions
We'd be more or less content with 3 runs in 6 innings for anyone besides Felix, right?
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Jul 23, 2008 3:27 PM PDT reply actions
It's nothing short of a miracle that he didn't give up 7 runs.
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by JI on Jul 23, 2008 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Fucking Day games.
"Holy Shit, It's Steve Perry lead singer of Journey". "ha, FORMER Lead Singer."
by RafaelCarmona22 on Jul 23, 2008 3:32 PM PDT reply actions
FUNK VIDRO?
Barely
"Holy Shit, It's Steve Perry lead singer of Journey". "ha, FORMER Lead Singer."
by RafaelCarmona22 on Jul 23, 2008 3:34 PM PDT reply actions
Tie ballgame!
Woohoo!
AKA "BRO-RAY" according to drunk Graham...
He's trying to skyrocket his value before the deadline
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 23, 2008 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Pounds?
AKA "BRO-RAY" according to drunk Graham...
I missed the decimal.
AKA "BRO-RAY" according to drunk Graham...
Brilliant and shitty but mostly shitty.
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by JI on Jul 23, 2008 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Vidro even fails at Rigglemans' Vidro is a bad DH so lets pretend we are trying something new at DH plan.
"Holy Shit, It's Steve Perry lead singer of Journey". "ha, FORMER Lead Singer."
by RafaelCarmona22 on Jul 23, 2008 3:39 PM PDT reply actions
Hey guys...this Diet Sprite I'm drinking must actually be grain alcohol, because I'm reading on Gameday here that Vidro hit a game-tying 2 run HR.
That’s not right, is it?
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
No one wrote that.
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by JI on Jul 23, 2008 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions
At least Vidro will be benched...
Riggleman: Jose, What’s the big idea? We are not looking for power and RBI’s and other such things from our DH – you saw my comments yesterday…we want outs from you
Vidro: Um, whatever…have you seen my stick of butter?
I don't think he can...or can he?
I fucking hate you Mariners
[deleted, dead meme]
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by JI on Jul 23, 2008 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions
[coat hangered meme]
I fucking hate you Mariners
God, those last two swinging strikes were so far inside...
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
So they can find her in the crowd?
"Holy Shit, It's Steve Perry lead singer of Journey". "ha, FORMER Lead Singer."
by RafaelCarmona22 on Jul 23, 2008 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions
That chick.
"Holy Shit, It's Steve Perry lead singer of Journey". "ha, FORMER Lead Singer."
by RafaelCarmona22 on Jul 23, 2008 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions
So two girls and one cup is what you are saying...
I fucking hate you Mariners
There was no evidence she actually squeezed ketchup in her mouth.
But you would be surprised what stupid things people do.
Apparently she can hear the people in the booth so if they have questions she can forward the answer.
I fucking hate you Mariners
For instance, since she can hear in the booth she might respond back:
“Yes, Rizz. I am wearing a thong today.”
I fucking hate you Mariners
I think we missed all three of Krueger's keys
but it’s still a tie game. WTF?
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Jul 23, 2008 3:49 PM PDT reply actions
If they win he will still give himself three checks.
"Holy Shit, It's Steve Perry lead singer of Journey". "ha, FORMER Lead Singer."
by RafaelCarmona22 on Jul 23, 2008 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd cap that
I fucking hate you Mariners
Underage Banned.
"Holy Shit, It's Steve Perry lead singer of Journey". "ha, FORMER Lead Singer."
by RafaelCarmona22 on Jul 23, 2008 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions
The cap on American Ketchup has hole as to squeeze the Ketchup through.
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by JI on Jul 23, 2008 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm not a huge fan.
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by JI on Jul 23, 2008 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Guys are dumb
(Shows every clip of Raul playing ‘defense’)
I fucking hate you Mariners
Inappropriate joke.........will not be said........
I fucking hate you Mariners
You know who keeps it to themselves...Robert.
I fucking hate you Mariners
I like how you're careful to say these things when I'm away.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 23, 2008 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Could have been sarcastic
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by JI on Jul 23, 2008 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Every time Dustin Pedroia makes an out an angel gets his wings.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
I know..I just like yelling "Trade someone" after they do something good.
I fucking hate you Mariners
I think we gotta pray he stays healthy the rest of the year and then look at trading him over the winter.
I fucking hate you Mariners
JJ for Chris Duncan.
Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?
by JI on Jul 23, 2008 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions
plus it would mean Morrow gets stuck as a closer
NOOOOOOOOOOO
by eponymous_coward on Jul 23, 2008 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Right, because the Mariners are noted for not using established veterans as closers
by eponymous_coward on Jul 23, 2008 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I was hoping someone would say 'Pastures'....and then I'd say 'Paddock'
I fucking hate you Mariners
Did they sign him yet?
"Holy Shit, It's Steve Perry lead singer of Journey". "ha, FORMER Lead Singer."
by RafaelCarmona22 on Jul 23, 2008 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions
According to Kevin Goldstein, it's a done deal.
But it’s the annual “wait around and don’t announce it so the market doesn’t get inflated” period.
I'm feeling a walkoff in this game.
Anyone else?
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Jul 23, 2008 3:57 PM PDT reply actions
You should moderate him out of spite.
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by JI on Jul 23, 2008 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Do Felix Day rules apply if he can't get the win?
by eponymous_coward on Jul 23, 2008 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Normally, no. But let's do it for the Rays.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
Sounds good to me.
Besides, with our luck, Strasburg will be out of slot. >:(
by eponymous_coward on Jul 23, 2008 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions
We went over slot to sign him?
I’m making this face…
by eponymous_coward on Jul 23, 2008 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions
$750K over slot is what I've been hearing
by Graham MacAree on Jul 23, 2008 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice that we did this for a college reliever
as opposed to, say, a shortstop.
by eponymous_coward on Jul 23, 2008 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions
They need to fix the system.
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by JI on Jul 23, 2008 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions
They need set $$$ amounts for each pick.
Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?
by JI on Jul 23, 2008 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Multipliers!
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by JI on Jul 23, 2008 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Someone score so this does not turn into another 37 inning game.
"Holy Shit, It's Steve Perry lead singer of Journey". "ha, FORMER Lead Singer."
by RafaelCarmona22 on Jul 23, 2008 4:08 PM PDT reply actions
A Willie is fine too.
"Holy Shit, It's Steve Perry lead singer of Journey". "ha, FORMER Lead Singer."
by RafaelCarmona22 on Jul 23, 2008 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Outfielder is supposed to call for that ball.
Nice play Raul.
AKA "BRO-RAY" according to drunk Graham...
It's been awhile since we've hauled out the ol' Zombie Shakespeare GIF for Raul
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
OH NOES WE'RE USING OUR CLOSER IN A NON-SAVE SITUATION.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
He sort of got it.
Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?
by JI on Jul 23, 2008 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions
You fail you genital belch
Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?
by JI on Jul 23, 2008 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow. Gameday must be far behind the real thing.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
Wait, so what's the situation? I have 1 out with Coco Crisp up and 1-2 count
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
I guess I'm confused then. I saw people above bitching about Raul and Beltre. No idea where that was from.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
I know a Sox fan who said, before the season began, that Ellsbury was a better player than Grady Sizemore.
He denies it now, but the fucker is on record in writing. He probably feels really really stupid.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
I wonder if the announcers talking about Morrow starting presages something?
Normally they’re the mouthpieces of the team…
I think you misspelled "agony"
I think we should redo the Meche gif for Beluga Tits.
by eponymous_coward on Jul 23, 2008 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Damn you! I’m going to that game. Maybe I’ll take my laptop, I can get a lot of work done.
Then to Texas!
Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?
by JI on Jul 23, 2008 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions
2 countries on one trip.
Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?
by JI on Jul 23, 2008 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions
zomg she has boobies
Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?
by JI on Jul 23, 2008 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Somebody did this during a Rays/Red Sox game at Fenway this year
Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.
by Orlando Rays on Jul 23, 2008 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I bet you're right.
AKA "BRO-RAY" according to drunk Graham...
Do you think the security guards would tackle a streaker?
Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?
by JI on Jul 23, 2008 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions
My favorite situation
Bottom of 9th or extras, tie game
Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.
I thought you were going to say:
Shirtless guy with cheesy asian tattoos.
by Smegmalicious on Jul 23, 2008 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I typed that before the field situation
Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.
by Orlando Rays on Jul 23, 2008 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions
What a silly move.
Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?
by JI on Jul 23, 2008 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Gotta give the fans what they want
He probably has squeak toys in his shoes today
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 23, 2008 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait, was there really a streaker?
If so, $200 says it was a Red Sox fan.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
He was wearing pants.
Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?
by JI on Jul 23, 2008 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions
You could see they were off his ass
He may have planned on streaking
Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.
by Orlando Rays on Jul 23, 2008 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions
From Boston?
Probably plumber’s butt.
AKA "BRO-RAY" according to drunk Graham...

Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?
by JI on Jul 23, 2008 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions
You know how Vidro's a different kind of DH?
substitute “Cairo” and “pinch hitter” and you have Riggleman’s logic.
by eponymous_coward on Jul 23, 2008 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Miguel Cairo is our hope to keep out of extra innings?
Help us, Jeebus?
by eponymous_coward on Jul 23, 2008 4:26 PM PDT reply actions
PH Yuniesky Betancourt. PH Miguel Cairo
KILL ME.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
Does this mean our lineup is good or bad?
Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?
by JI on Jul 23, 2008 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Now bad
because all of the parts that we can at least feel good cheering for (Reed, LaHair) are now replaced with even more gritty heroes and impatient hitters.
Sigh.
I can't cheer much for LaHair.
He’s just not all that good. Reed could be a serviceable 4th outfielder though.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
Vidro has walked and homered already
This game clearly is not of this world
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 23, 2008 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Throwing in the towel
I fucking hate you Mariners
If Carl Crawford can get an XBH off of Delcarmen, anyone can
"I'm like a retarded Adam Dunn mixed with Jason Bartlett" - R.J. Anderson
Red Sox obviously afraid to throw to Cairo...
wait, what?
Maybe they're thinking about how he used to be a great power hitter
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 23, 2008 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions
His ears have a gravitational pull...they are afraid if they threw to him it'd be a HBP.
I fucking hate you Mariners
That's how he can call pitches from the bench.
He can hear the seams gripping the air on a curve.
the other angels fan
Why are you astonished?
That’s what everyone thought would happen.
Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?
by JI on Jul 23, 2008 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Why are you shocked?
That’s what everyone thought would happen.
by Graham MacAree on Jul 23, 2008 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Astonished is too big a word
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by JI on Jul 23, 2008 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm....fucking surprised.
I fucking hate you Mariners
Graham didn't go to Cambridge to use small words
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 23, 2008 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions
sound byte plz
Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?
by JI on Jul 23, 2008 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't get why that'd be such a hard word to say.
Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?
by JI on Jul 23, 2008 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions
He's three apples high.
(also known as a Boone)
by Smegmalicious on Jul 23, 2008 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Too bad his skills are declining, right?
AKA "BRO-RAY" according to drunk Graham...
His defense is a bit less great.
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by JI on Jul 23, 2008 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Looked okay there.
AKA "BRO-RAY" according to drunk Graham...
He's had two bad misplays this week.
Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?
by JI on Jul 23, 2008 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I know, but that happens to the best of 'em.
AKA "BRO-RAY" according to drunk Graham...
Still it's gone back a bit this year.
Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?
by JI on Jul 23, 2008 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions
An off year for Ichiro is still pretty damn good though.
AKA "BRO-RAY" according to drunk Graham...
"less great"
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by JI on Jul 23, 2008 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions
ICHIRO!!!!!
AKA "BRO-RAY" according to drunk Graham...
Wow Ichiro made a sick play there.
Top Josh Paul Pornos- Big Navi Stroking, 2pitchers1cup, BJ to the Balls, Riggans Your Thingans
BELIEVE in 08!
It also helped that Drew is a retard.
Top Josh Paul Pornos- Big Navi Stroking, 2pitchers1cup, BJ to the Balls, Riggans Your Thingans
BELIEVE in 08!
Probably being extra aggressive since it's a tie ballgame.
AKA "BRO-RAY" according to drunk Graham...
funk blast
against Vegas reliever Casey Hoorelbeke, whose ancestors clearly couldn't spell Hurlbeck properly.
So to those of us without a tv..what happened?
I fucking hate you Mariners
Fly ball to RF
Ichiro caught it and threw it to first to double up Drew.
Top Josh Paul Pornos- Big Navi Stroking, 2pitchers1cup, BJ to the Balls, Riggans Your Thingans
BELIEVE in 08!
hit and run.
against Vegas reliever Casey Hoorelbeke, whose ancestors clearly couldn't spell Hurlbeck properly.
I like this response the best.
I fucking hate you Mariners
Beltre woulda swung at that.
against Vegas reliever Casey Hoorelbeke, whose ancestors clearly couldn't spell Hurlbeck properly.
The Immortal Sean Green warming up in the bullpen
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 23, 2008 4:45 PM PDT reply actions
The Rays will trade you Gary Glover, and he will become your closer
"I'm like a retarded Adam Dunn mixed with Jason Bartlett" - R.J. Anderson
We already have James Houser, AKA Washburn 2.0
Also I think it would benefit us more if you gave him to the yanks
"I'm like a retarded Adam Dunn mixed with Jason Bartlett" - R.J. Anderson
I'll forgive you guys for 95
If you walkoff Boston right now.
and go on to win 4 World Sreies in 5 years...
Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?
by JI on Jul 23, 2008 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Didn't they choke away a 3-0 lead in a 7 game series too?
I think I heard something about that a few years back
by Graham MacAree on Jul 23, 2008 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions
When the Yankees collapse
they collapse in historic fashion.
A-Rod's fault.
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by JI on Jul 23, 2008 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Like WTC-historic fashion?
I fucking hate you Mariners
Huh?
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by JI on Jul 23, 2008 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions
These 2 buildings in New York city collapsed in historic fashion.
I fucking hate you Mariners
I thought it said WTO
Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?
by JI on Jul 23, 2008 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought that was already understood.
Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?
by JI on Jul 23, 2008 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions
If I recall correctly that was a pretty disastrous affair as well.
Wasn’t that the one where there were douchebags rioting in Seattle?
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
Yep.
AKA "BRO-RAY" according to drunk Graham...
Actually, I guess anarchists aren't all that hippy. The hippies are off the hook!
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
I think that's just an urban myth.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 23, 2008 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I must not live in Seattle right now.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 23, 2008 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions
You are probably right.
It’s been 8 years since I lived in the Seattle area and I can’t gauge when some things happened in Seattle very well.
fuck you
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by JI on Jul 23, 2008 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Could have had 2.
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by JI on Jul 23, 2008 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions
It's a good thing he didn't learn from Yuni
Or he’d try to bat left handed while standing on his head
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 23, 2008 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Everytime Rocco Baldelli gets on base on his rehab stint, good things happen. Welll..
- Rocco Baldelli hit by pitch.
THE MARINERS ARE GONNa WIN THE WORLD SERIES.
"I'm like a retarded Adam Dunn mixed with Jason Bartlett" - R.J. Anderson
You'll win 60 in a row, rockies style
"I'm like a retarded Adam Dunn mixed with Jason Bartlett" - R.J. Anderson
Why a stoplights on I-90 trivia question?
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 23, 2008 4:54 PM PDT reply actions
Seattle-Boston
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by JI on Jul 23, 2008 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions
RULE ONE: YOU DO NOT ALLOW BASE HITS TO JASON VARITEK AT ANY TIME, FOR ANY REASON
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
Wow, this is more exciting than the All-Star game.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
Just let Burke pitch and get it over with.
AKA "BRO-RAY" according to drunk Graham...
MORE INNINGS
"Holy Shit, It's Steve Perry lead singer of Journey". "ha, FORMER Lead Singer."
by RafaelCarmona22 on Jul 23, 2008 5:02 PM PDT reply actions
If Paps blows this I will make a post on how awesome The m's are
"I'm like a retarded Adam Dunn mixed with Jason Bartlett" - R.J. Anderson
If Paps blows this I am making more Pat cards....
Top Josh Paul Pornos- Big Navi Stroking, 2pitchers1cup, BJ to the Balls, Riggans Your Thingans
BELIEVE in 08!
You're gonna do that anyway
"I'm like a retarded Adam Dunn mixed with Jason Bartlett" - R.J. Anderson
Pat Smear?
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by JI on Jul 23, 2008 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions
There goes our scoring opportunity.
More free baseball!
My coworkers will be now be able to escape the office.
Stephanie the ballgirl
gives the ball to the M’s fan kid standing in between two Sox kids. Good on ya, Steph.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Jul 23, 2008 5:06 PM PDT reply actions
YOU NEED TO SCORE ON THAT YOU MISERABLE FAT FUCK
Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?
Washburn
Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?
by JI on Jul 23, 2008 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions
You need to watch more Tony LaRussa
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by JI on Jul 23, 2008 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Vidro would be running.
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by JI on Jul 23, 2008 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Now it's time for a walkoff.
Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.
OK Seriously
Im now 100% convinced that “Kenji” is really a crazed Ben Davis in a Johjima mask, and the real Johjima is in Ben Davis’ basement.
good GOD
Things happen for a reason they say, but I say there's a reason things happen.
WHAT THE FUCK
GO TO HELL KENJI YOU MISERABLE WASTE OF CARBON MATTER
God Damit Joh.
"Holy Shit, It's Steve Perry lead singer of Journey". "ha, FORMER Lead Singer."
by RafaelCarmona22 on Jul 23, 2008 5:10 PM PDT reply actions
Why does anybody actually want the game to end?
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 23, 2008 5:11 PM PDT reply actions
That...was astonishing.
I fucking hate you Mariners
I need like 3 more innings so I can get out of work without the traffic nightmare.
I fucking hate you Mariners
For a second I thought
that with a man on third and one out we might actually win.
I shouldn’t be so optimistic.
Things happen for a reason they say, but I say there's a reason things happen.
WTF did they not bunt. They never bunt the guy in from third
they had plenty of opportunities in that game that Burke pitched as well
Squeezes are good.
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by JI on Jul 23, 2008 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Vidro running
"Holy Shit, It's Steve Perry lead singer of Journey". "ha, FORMER Lead Singer."
by RafaelCarmona22 on Jul 23, 2008 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions
You can't give up an out to win...duh
I fucking hate you Mariners

"Holy Shit, It's Steve Perry lead singer of Journey". "ha, FORMER Lead Singer."
by RafaelCarmona22 on Jul 23, 2008 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Kenji can't bunt for shit
Problem is he can’t do anything else for shit either (except GIDP)
Things happen for a reason they say, but I say there's a reason things happen.
Proof?
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by JI on Jul 23, 2008 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Remember that time he bunted into a double play?
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 23, 2008 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions
No.
Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?
by JI on Jul 23, 2008 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Bunting is easier than hitting.
Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?
by JI on Jul 23, 2008 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions
It's still not guaranteed success
Joh almost never bunts
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 23, 2008 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I heard Sean Green doesn't care about his right arm
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 23, 2008 5:13 PM PDT reply actions
TIM BECKHAM COMMANDS THE M'S TO WIN
- Timothy Beckham doubles (2) on a fly ball to left fielder Rafael Fernandez. Tomas Francisco scores.
"I'm like a retarded Adam Dunn mixed with Jason Bartlett" - R.J. Anderson
walking Drew to get to Youk is not smart..
but we will find that out in 5 minutes.
HAHAHA WILLIE
TOO BAD REED IS A PILE OF SHIT WHO CAN’T HIT
Willie you blow
you are the worst CF I have ever seen.
Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?
I now have a new toy to play with.
Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?
by JI on Jul 23, 2008 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Clement's probably out til Friday
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 23, 2008 5:18 PM PDT reply actions
THANKS FOR SUCKING YOU PIECES OF SHIT!
"I'm like a retarded Adam Dunn mixed with Jason Bartlett" - R.J. Anderson
Hard to block the plate when the ball isnt' there.
When the throw is late, it’s not blocking the plate it’s interference.
by Smegmalicious on Jul 23, 2008 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Any complaints by Rays fans? Send them to the Mariners c/o Kenji Johjima.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
We still get to sweep you, right?
"I'm like a retarded Adam Dunn mixed with Jason Bartlett" - R.J. Anderson
Maybe Price can make his debut vs. Felix
King Felix Vs. King David
"I'm like a retarded Adam Dunn mixed with Jason Bartlett" - R.J. Anderson
David Price Vs. M's lineup = Hilarity
"I'm like a retarded Adam Dunn mixed with Jason Bartlett" - R.J. Anderson
Does that mean Felix hits on off days?
"I'm like a retarded Adam Dunn mixed with Jason Bartlett" - R.J. Anderson
I'd love to see the Mariners win.
I doubt it will happen, though.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 23, 2008 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Thanks Mariners.
You ban me and now you lose the game. You’re about as useful as Gary Glover in a 2-1 lead over the Yankees.
Remember when the Marlins were trying to unload Lowell on anyone?
HgH works wonders….
Holy crap Washington has a -106 run differential
-102 for San Diego.
How can we hope to match this kind of ineptitude?
Fuck this I'm seeing Dark Knight again
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 23, 2008 5:27 PM PDT reply actions
Two Face needed his own movie
If you take all of the stuff about two face that happens after his big reveal out of the movie it’s like a top 10 all time move.
As it stands it was just very very good.
by Smegmalicious on Jul 23, 2008 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions
SPOILER ALERT:
THE JOKER HATES PENCILS
"I'm like a retarded Adam Dunn mixed with Jason Bartlett" - R.J. Anderson
I'd see it.
Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?
by JI on Jul 23, 2008 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Every whale has his day.
Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?
by JI on Jul 23, 2008 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions
3-5 with a FB?
not bad
Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?
by JI on Jul 23, 2008 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions
He kept Raul from being walked.
Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?
by JI on Jul 23, 2008 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Whatever.
Anyways guys, Sylar is a closet Red Sox fan living in New England. Don’t believe his crap. I’m out.
Enjoy Kei Igawa

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