7/23: Open Game Thread, Part 2
Coco Crisp doesn't at all belong in the Boston lineup today. Figure out why.
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Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?
by JI on
Jul 23, 2008 3:12 PM PDT
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If you can't handle those names you are a Grade-A retard.
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by JI on
Jul 23, 2008 3:11 PM PDT
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Not silly enough?
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by JI on
Jul 23, 2008 3:11 PM PDT
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the rain has subsided, I am gone. Good luck to the...
I mean, I hope the Red Sox lose.
Or not.
Thanks for letting me hang around. Later folks.
The line it is drawn/The curse it is cast/The slow one now/Will later be fast/ As the present now/Will later be past/The order is/Rapidly fadin'./And the first one now/Will later be last/For the times they are a-changin'..- Bob Dylan
by thebaddancingraysfan on
Jul 23, 2008 3:11 PM PDT
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Broomstick
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by JI on
Jul 23, 2008 3:13 PM PDT
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Well this sucks.
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by JI on
Jul 23, 2008 3:15 PM PDT
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If you're referring to Lowrie I think you should break his legs
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on
Jul 23, 2008 3:17 PM PDT
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But...but he's forever 14 in my head.
by NOLAmarinergirl on
Jul 23, 2008 3:19 PM PDT
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He was probably a douche
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on
Jul 23, 2008 3:20 PM PDT
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I want him to be famous so I can sell the picture I have of him on the Batman ride.
by NOLAmarinergirl on
Jul 23, 2008 3:20 PM PDT
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That's quite the sentence.
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by JI on
Jul 23, 2008 3:21 PM PDT
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All the words are spelled correctly.
by NOLAmarinergirl on
Jul 23, 2008 3:22 PM PDT
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It contributes to the wonder.
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by JI on
Jul 23, 2008 3:23 PM PDT
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I love the arrogance.
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by JI on
Jul 23, 2008 3:26 PM PDT
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You killed Bloomquist's dad?
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by JI on
Jul 23, 2008 3:27 PM PDT
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Interesting.
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by JI on
Jul 23, 2008 3:28 PM PDT
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I dated a queen once.
Bad times.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on
Jul 23, 2008 3:30 PM PDT
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You know that comment was directed to me, right?
But it does not say “kill”.
by NOLAmarinergirl on
Jul 23, 2008 3:31 PM PDT
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I can't remember what my point was.
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by JI on
Jul 23, 2008 3:35 PM PDT
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Ew you're associated with the Red Sox
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on
Jul 23, 2008 3:21 PM PDT
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Boston cooties!
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by JI on
Jul 23, 2008 3:23 PM PDT
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How do you befriend someone named Jed?
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on
Jul 23, 2008 3:23 PM PDT
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I never made one friend at church.
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by JI on
Jul 23, 2008 3:25 PM PDT
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What about Jesus?
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on
Jul 23, 2008 3:37 PM PDT
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You heard me.
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by JI on
Jul 23, 2008 3:38 PM PDT
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Being named Jed isn't a bad thing.
Clint Eastwood’s character in Hang em High was Jed – well Jedediah, but they all called him Jed.
by Jed MC on
Jul 23, 2008 3:28 PM PDT
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Oooo I forgot about you
Sorry. You’re the Jed that proves me wrong
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on
Jul 23, 2008 3:29 PM PDT
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Fuck.
Felix, you are not pitching well today.
by BrianL on
Jul 23, 2008 3:17 PM PDT
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Quit leaving the goddamn ball up
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by JI on
Jul 23, 2008 3:18 PM PDT
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Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?
by JI on
Jul 23, 2008 3:19 PM PDT
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Sit down Gayson!
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by JI on
Jul 23, 2008 3:20 PM PDT
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1 and 2 were borderline according to gameday.
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by JI on
Jul 23, 2008 3:22 PM PDT
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Yes, lower.
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by JI on
Jul 23, 2008 3:24 PM PDT
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Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?
by JI on
Jul 23, 2008 3:25 PM PDT
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That could have been worse.
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by JI on
Jul 23, 2008 3:24 PM PDT
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Felix done, I don't care about the game anymore.
by BrianL on
Jul 23, 2008 3:24 PM PDT
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Rays?
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by JI on
Jul 23, 2008 3:25 PM PDT
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We're not going to score two runs to tie the game.
Don’t care.
by BrianL on
Jul 23, 2008 3:27 PM PDT
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We'd be more or less content with 3 runs in 6 innings for anyone besides Felix, right?
by Two Rs and Two Ls on
Jul 23, 2008 3:27 PM PDT
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It's nothing short of a miracle that he didn't give up 7 runs.
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by JI on
Jul 23, 2008 3:28 PM PDT
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Fucking Day games.
"Holy Shit, It's Steve Perry lead singer of Journey". "ha, FORMER Lead Singer."
by RafaelCarmona22 on
Jul 23, 2008 3:32 PM PDT
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WHAT THE FUCK
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by JI on
Jul 23, 2008 3:34 PM PDT
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FUNK VIDRO?
Barely
"Holy Shit, It's Steve Perry lead singer of Journey". "ha, FORMER Lead Singer."
by RafaelCarmona22 on
Jul 23, 2008 3:34 PM PDT
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FELIX IS PERPLEXED
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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by JI on
Jul 23, 2008 3:34 PM PDT
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Tie ballgame!
Woohoo!
AKA "BRO-RAY" according to drunk Graham...
by Thingray on
Jul 23, 2008 3:35 PM PDT
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I loved Felix's reaction.
“It’s about fucking time!”
by Wilder. on
Jul 23, 2008 3:35 PM PDT
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I'm so conflicted.
Felix off the hook for the loss – good
Potential for more Vidro at DH – bad
by Hustl504 on
Jul 23, 2008 3:35 PM PDT
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He's trying to skyrocket his value before the deadline
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on
Jul 23, 2008 3:36 PM PDT
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At best his value will rise to zero.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
by Llewdor on
Jul 23, 2008 3:49 PM PDT
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TURBOOOOOOO
Thanks, but you still suck though.
wlad for president '08
by wongguy on
Jul 23, 2008 3:36 PM PDT
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Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows?
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by esoteric on
Jul 23, 2008 3:36 PM PDT
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Pounds?
AKA "BRO-RAY" according to drunk Graham...
by Thingray on
Jul 23, 2008 3:39 PM PDT
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.600 pounds is really small
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on
Jul 23, 2008 3:39 PM PDT
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I missed the decimal.
AKA "BRO-RAY" according to drunk Graham...
by Thingray on
Jul 23, 2008 3:47 PM PDT
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Brilliant and shitty but mostly shitty.
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by JI on
Jul 23, 2008 3:39 PM PDT
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Well the M's like to DFA guys after they have good games.
So maybe Wlad is coming soon.
by houseofprime on
Jul 23, 2008 3:38 PM PDT
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Vidro even fails at Rigglemans' Vidro is a bad DH so lets pretend we are trying something new at DH plan.
"Holy Shit, It's Steve Perry lead singer of Journey". "ha, FORMER Lead Singer."
by RafaelCarmona22 on
Jul 23, 2008 3:39 PM PDT
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WE WANT OKAJIMA
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by esoteric on
Jul 23, 2008 3:39 PM PDT
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Hey guys...this Diet Sprite I'm drinking must actually be grain alcohol, because I'm reading on Gameday here that Vidro hit a game-tying 2 run HR.
That’s not right, is it?
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by esoteric on
Jul 23, 2008 3:41 PM PDT
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No one wrote that.
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by JI on
Jul 23, 2008 3:44 PM PDT
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At least Vidro will be benched...
Riggleman: Jose, What’s the big idea? We are not looking for power and RBI’s and other such things from our DH – you saw my comments yesterday…we want outs from you
Vidro: Um, whatever…have you seen my stick of butter?
by pakipaki on
Jul 23, 2008 3:42 PM PDT
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1 Kenji double play comin' up
My quick smells like french toast.
by RED29 on
Jul 23, 2008 3:42 PM PDT
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Jeffie?
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by JI on
Jul 23, 2008 3:43 PM PDT
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I'm so glad Clement didn't pinch hit there
by Graham on
Jul 23, 2008 3:43 PM PDT
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I don't think he can...or can he?
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on
Jul 23, 2008 3:45 PM PDT
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Fuck Kenji's existence
fixed that for you.
by kevin_ess on
Jul 23, 2008 3:44 PM PDT
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by JI on
Jul 23, 2008 3:45 PM PDT
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[coat hangered meme]
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on
Jul 23, 2008 3:48 PM PDT
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Bryan LaHair, please return to AAA.
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by esoteric on
Jul 23, 2008 3:44 PM PDT
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God, those last two swinging strikes were so far inside...
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Jul 23, 2008 3:44 PM PDT
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by JI on
Jul 23, 2008 3:45 PM PDT
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We need the "Game still in question?" gif
by eponymous_coward on
Jul 23, 2008 3:58 PM PDT
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Or "Putz in! Hey that guy that created the save just died, can we stop counting this stupid stat!?"
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on
Jul 23, 2008 4:00 PM PDT
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Rick Biggerstaff?
What
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by JI on
Jul 23, 2008 3:46 PM PDT
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Why does she have a mic?
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by JI on
Jul 23, 2008 3:46 PM PDT
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So they can find her in the crowd?
"Holy Shit, It's Steve Perry lead singer of Journey". "ha, FORMER Lead Singer."
by RafaelCarmona22 on
Jul 23, 2008 3:47 PM PDT
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I think it was fixed.
The two rally fries girls looked like the recipient’s sisters.
by Wilder. on
Jul 23, 2008 3:48 PM PDT
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That chick.
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by RafaelCarmona22 on
Jul 23, 2008 3:50 PM PDT
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So two girls and one cup is what you are saying...
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by kentroyals5 on
Jul 23, 2008 3:50 PM PDT
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There was no evidence she actually squeezed ketchup in her mouth.
But you would be surprised what stupid things people do.
by Wilder. on
Jul 23, 2008 3:50 PM PDT
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Apparently she can hear the people in the booth so if they have questions she can forward the answer.
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by kentroyals5 on
Jul 23, 2008 3:48 PM PDT
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For instance, since she can hear in the booth she might respond back:
“Yes, Rizz. I am wearing a thong today.”
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on
Jul 23, 2008 3:54 PM PDT
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I think we missed all three of Krueger's keys
but it’s still a tie game. WTF?
by Two Rs and Two Ls on
Jul 23, 2008 3:49 PM PDT
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If they win he will still give himself three checks.
"Holy Shit, It's Steve Perry lead singer of Journey". "ha, FORMER Lead Singer."
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Jul 23, 2008 3:49 PM PDT
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Girls are dumb:

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by JI on
Jul 23, 2008 3:50 PM PDT
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I'd cap that
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by kentroyals5 on
Jul 23, 2008 3:51 PM PDT
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Underage Banned.
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Jul 23, 2008 3:52 PM PDT
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The cap on American Ketchup has hole as to squeeze the Ketchup through.
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by JI on
Jul 23, 2008 3:52 PM PDT
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I'm not a huge fan.
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by JI on
Jul 23, 2008 3:52 PM PDT
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Guys are dumb
(Shows every clip of Raul playing ‘defense’)
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by kentroyals5 on
Jul 23, 2008 3:51 PM PDT
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I think looking at her mother explains a lot of this.
by Wilder. on
Jul 23, 2008 3:52 PM PDT
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Mom's pissed she's drinking it all. Mom's not going to share her jar of mayonaise now.
by kevin_ess on
Jul 23, 2008 3:54 PM PDT
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Exactly.
I had a friend who’s sister would eat margarine by the spoonfuls. It was gross.
by Wilder. on
Jul 23, 2008 3:57 PM PDT
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Inappropriate joke.........will not be said........
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by kentroyals5 on
Jul 23, 2008 3:59 PM PDT
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I think I see where you were going there.
Good choice to keep it to yourself.
by Wilder. on
Jul 23, 2008 4:00 PM PDT
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You know who keeps it to themselves...Robert.
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by kentroyals5 on
Jul 23, 2008 4:01 PM PDT
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I like how you're careful to say these things when I'm away.
by NOLAmarinergirl on
Jul 23, 2008 4:28 PM PDT
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Could have been sarcastic
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by JI on
Jul 23, 2008 4:28 PM PDT
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yay!
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by JI on
Jul 23, 2008 3:52 PM PDT
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Wow. Good J.J. is back!
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by esoteric on
Jul 23, 2008 3:53 PM PDT
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Every time Dustin Pedroia makes an out an angel gets his wings.
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by esoteric on
Jul 23, 2008 3:54 PM PDT
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TRADE JJ!
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by kentroyals5 on
Jul 23, 2008 3:54 PM PDT
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I know..I just like yelling "Trade someone" after they do something good.
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by kentroyals5 on
Jul 23, 2008 3:56 PM PDT
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I think we gotta pray he stays healthy the rest of the year and then look at trading him over the winter.
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by kentroyals5 on
Jul 23, 2008 3:56 PM PDT
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JJ for Chris Duncan.
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by JI on
Jul 23, 2008 3:56 PM PDT
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plus it would mean Morrow gets stuck as a closer
NOOOOOOOOOOO
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Jul 23, 2008 3:59 PM PDT
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Fields
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by kentroyals5 on
Jul 23, 2008 4:00 PM PDT
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Right, because the Mariners are noted for not using established veterans as closers
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Jul 23, 2008 4:01 PM PDT
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I was hoping someone would say 'Pastures'....and then I'd say 'Paddock'
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by kentroyals5 on
Jul 23, 2008 4:02 PM PDT
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Did they sign him yet?
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Jul 23, 2008 4:02 PM PDT
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According to Kevin Goldstein, it's a done deal.
But it’s the annual “wait around and don’t announce it so the market doesn’t get inflated” period.
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Jul 23, 2008 4:03 PM PDT
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I'm feeling a walkoff in this game.
Anyone else?
by Two Rs and Two Ls on
Jul 23, 2008 3:57 PM PDT
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You should moderate him out of spite.
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by JI on
Jul 23, 2008 3:58 PM PDT
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Woo, 97MPH swinging strike.
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by esoteric on
Jul 23, 2008 4:03 PM PDT
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Let's go Strasburg?
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by JI on
Jul 23, 2008 4:04 PM PDT
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Do Felix Day rules apply if he can't get the win?
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Jul 23, 2008 4:04 PM PDT
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Normally, no. But let's do it for the Rays.
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by esoteric on
Jul 23, 2008 4:05 PM PDT
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Sounds good to me.
Besides, with our luck, Strasburg will be out of slot. >:(
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Jul 23, 2008 4:06 PM PDT
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We went over slot to sign him?
I’m making this face…
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Jul 23, 2008 4:09 PM PDT
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$750K over slot is what I've been hearing
by Graham on
Jul 23, 2008 4:10 PM PDT
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Nice that we did this for a college reliever
as opposed to, say, a shortstop.
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Jul 23, 2008 4:10 PM PDT
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They need to fix the system.
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by JI on
Jul 23, 2008 4:11 PM PDT
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The system was supposed to be the fix.
Now it’s corrupt.
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Jul 23, 2008 4:12 PM PDT
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They need set $$$ amounts for each pick.
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by JI on
Jul 23, 2008 4:13 PM PDT
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Multipliers!
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by JI on
Jul 23, 2008 4:15 PM PDT
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I like this new/old Putz
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Jul 23, 2008 4:04 PM PDT
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Someone score so this does not turn into another 37 inning game.
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Jul 23, 2008 4:08 PM PDT
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Don't try to hide it.
You know you want to see Burke pitch again.
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Jul 23, 2008 4:10 PM PDT
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A Willie is fine too.
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Jul 23, 2008 4:10 PM PDT
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Frightening.
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by JI on
Jul 23, 2008 4:12 PM PDT
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I leave for a half hour to commute home and we tie the game!?
GOD
by BrianL on
Jul 23, 2008 4:12 PM PDT
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With a man on base!
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by esoteric on
Jul 23, 2008 4:14 PM PDT
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Outfielder is supposed to call for that ball.
Nice play Raul.
AKA "BRO-RAY" according to drunk Graham...
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Jul 23, 2008 4:14 PM PDT
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Hahaha, how did Beltre beat Raul to that
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Jul 23, 2008 4:14 PM PDT
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Adrian's not a reanimated corpse?
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Jul 23, 2008 4:15 PM PDT
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It's been awhile since we've hauled out the ol' Zombie Shakespeare GIF for Raul
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Jul 23, 2008 4:17 PM PDT
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OH NOES WE'RE USING OUR CLOSER IN A NON-SAVE SITUATION.
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by esoteric on
Jul 23, 2008 4:14 PM PDT
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He sort of got it.
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by JI on
Jul 23, 2008 4:17 PM PDT
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Answer him Blowers
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by JI on
Jul 23, 2008 4:14 PM PDT
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You fail you genital belch
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by JI on
Jul 23, 2008 4:14 PM PDT
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Wow. Gameday must be far behind the real thing.
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Jul 23, 2008 4:14 PM PDT
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Wait, so what's the situation? I have 1 out with Coco Crisp up and 1-2 count
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by esoteric on
Jul 23, 2008 4:16 PM PDT
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Make that two out
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Jul 23, 2008 4:16 PM PDT
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I guess I'm confused then. I saw people above bitching about Raul and Beltre. No idea where that was from.
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Jul 23, 2008 4:18 PM PDT
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I know a Sox fan who said, before the season began, that Ellsbury was a better player than Grady Sizemore.
He denies it now, but the fucker is on record in writing. He probably feels really really stupid.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
by esoteric on
Jul 23, 2008 4:19 PM PDT
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Ellsbury may yet turn into one hell of a player...
...but Sizemore is an absolute beast.
by Omerta on
Jul 23, 2008 4:29 PM PDT
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I wonder if the announcers talking about Morrow starting presages something?
Normally they’re the mouthpieces of the team…
by Smegmalicious on
Jul 23, 2008 4:18 PM PDT
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Batista vs Parrish on Friday. That will be a lot of fun.
by houseofprime on
Jul 23, 2008 4:20 PM PDT
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I think you misspelled "agony"
I think we should redo the Meche gif for Beluga Tits.
by eponymous_coward on
Jul 23, 2008 4:21 PM PDT
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Damn you! I’m going to that game. Maybe I’ll take my laptop, I can get a lot of work done.
by Faux on
Jul 23, 2008 4:21 PM PDT
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Good God, we're going back to Toronto again?
by BrianL on
Jul 23, 2008 4:20 PM PDT
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Then to Texas!
Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?
by JI on
Jul 23, 2008 4:20 PM PDT
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2 countries on one trip.
Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?
by JI on
Jul 23, 2008 4:21 PM PDT
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Erin Andrews is the only good thing about ESPN.
by Wilder. on
Jul 23, 2008 4:20 PM PDT
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zomg she has boobies
Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?
by JI on
Jul 23, 2008 4:21 PM PDT
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I'm guessing there's a streaker on the field.
by BrianL on
Jul 23, 2008 4:20 PM PDT
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Somebody did this during a Rays/Red Sox game at Fenway this year
Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.
by Orlando Rays on
Jul 23, 2008 4:21 PM PDT
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I bet you're right.
AKA "BRO-RAY" according to drunk Graham...
by Thingray on
Jul 23, 2008 4:21 PM PDT
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Do you think the security guards would tackle a streaker?
Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?
by JI on
Jul 23, 2008 4:21 PM PDT
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My favorite situation
Bottom of 9th or extras, tie game
Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.
by Orlando Rays on
Jul 23, 2008 4:20 PM PDT
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I thought you were going to say:
Shirtless guy with cheesy asian tattoos.
by Smegmalicious on
Jul 23, 2008 4:22 PM PDT
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I typed that before the field situation
Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.




