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Coco Crisp doesn't at all belong in the Boston lineup today. Figure out why.

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Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?

by JI on Jul 23, 2008 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

If you can't handle those names you are a Grade-A retard.

Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?

by JI on Jul 23, 2008 3:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Not silly enough?

Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?

by JI on Jul 23, 2008 3:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

the rain has subsided, I am gone. Good luck to the...

I mean, I hope the Red Sox lose.

Or not.

Thanks for letting me hang around. Later folks.

The line it is drawn/The curse it is cast/The slow one now/Will later be fast/ As the present now/Will later be past/The order is/Rapidly fadin'./And the first one now/Will later be last/For the times they are a-changin'..- Bob Dylan

by thebaddancingraysfan on Jul 23, 2008 3:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Broomstick

Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?

by JI on Jul 23, 2008 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This game team sucks.

by kevin_ess on Jul 23, 2008 3:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ah shit.

This is not going to end well.

by BrianL on Jul 23, 2008 3:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Well this sucks.

Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?

by JI on Jul 23, 2008 3:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That's quite the sentence.

Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?

by JI on Jul 23, 2008 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It contributes to the wonder.

Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?

by JI on Jul 23, 2008 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I love the arrogance.

Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?

by JI on Jul 23, 2008 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Que?

Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?

by JI on Jul 23, 2008 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fuck.

Felix, you are not pitching well today.

by BrianL on Jul 23, 2008 3:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Quit leaving the goddamn ball up

Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?

by JI on Jul 23, 2008 3:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Finally.

Sit the fuck down.

by BrianL on Jul 23, 2008 3:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?

by JI on Jul 23, 2008 3:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sit down Gayson!

Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?

by JI on Jul 23, 2008 3:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

1 and 2 were borderline according to gameday.

Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?

by JI on Jul 23, 2008 3:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yes, lower.

Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?

by JI on Jul 23, 2008 3:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That could have been worse.

Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?

by JI on Jul 23, 2008 3:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fucking Day games.

"Holy Shit, It's Steve Perry lead singer of Journey". "ha, FORMER Lead Singer."

by RafaelCarmona22 on Jul 23, 2008 3:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WHAT THE FUCK

Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?

by JI on Jul 23, 2008 3:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FUNK VIDRO?

Barely

"Holy Shit, It's Steve Perry lead singer of Journey". "ha, FORMER Lead Singer."

by RafaelCarmona22 on Jul 23, 2008 3:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FELIX IS PERPLEXED

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?

by JI on Jul 23, 2008 3:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Tie ballgame!

Woohoo!

AKA "BRO-RAY" according to drunk Graham...

by Thingray on Jul 23, 2008 3:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I loved Felix's reaction.

“It’s about fucking time!”

by Wilder. on Jul 23, 2008 3:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

TURBOOOOOOO

Thanks, but you still suck though.

wlad for president '08

by wongguy on Jul 23, 2008 3:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

At least Vidro will be benched...

Riggleman: Jose, What’s the big idea? We are not looking for power and RBI’s and other such things from our DH – you saw my comments yesterday…we want outs from you

Vidro: Um, whatever…have you seen my stick of butter?

by pakipaki on Jul 23, 2008 3:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

1 Kenji double play comin' up

My quick smells like french toast.

by RED29 on Jul 23, 2008 3:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Jeffie?

Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?

by JI on Jul 23, 2008 3:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bryan LaHair, please return to AAA.

I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.

by esoteric on Jul 23, 2008 3:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

God, those last two swinging strikes were so far inside...

I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.

by esoteric on Jul 23, 2008 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rick Biggerstaff?

What

Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?

by JI on Jul 23, 2008 3:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Why does she have a mic?

Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?

by JI on Jul 23, 2008 3:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So they can find her in the crowd?

"Holy Shit, It's Steve Perry lead singer of Journey". "ha, FORMER Lead Singer."

by RafaelCarmona22 on Jul 23, 2008 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think it was fixed.

The two rally fries girls looked like the recipient’s sisters.

by Wilder. on Jul 23, 2008 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That chick.

"Holy Shit, It's Steve Perry lead singer of Journey". "ha, FORMER Lead Singer."

by RafaelCarmona22 on Jul 23, 2008 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

There was no evidence she actually squeezed ketchup in her mouth.

But you would be surprised what stupid things people do.

by Wilder. on Jul 23, 2008 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If they win he will still give himself three checks.

"Holy Shit, It's Steve Perry lead singer of Journey". "ha, FORMER Lead Singer."

by RafaelCarmona22 on Jul 23, 2008 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Girls are dumb:

Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?

by JI on Jul 23, 2008 3:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'd cap that

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Jul 23, 2008 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Underage Banned.

"Holy Shit, It's Steve Perry lead singer of Journey". "ha, FORMER Lead Singer."

by RafaelCarmona22 on Jul 23, 2008 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm not a huge fan.

Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?

by JI on Jul 23, 2008 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Guys are dumb

(Shows every clip of Raul playing ‘defense’)

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Jul 23, 2008 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yay!

Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?

by JI on Jul 23, 2008 3:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow. Good J.J. is back!

I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.

by esoteric on Jul 23, 2008 3:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Every time Dustin Pedroia makes an out an angel gets his wings.

I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.

by esoteric on Jul 23, 2008 3:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

TRADE JJ!

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Jul 23, 2008 3:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

JJ for Chris Duncan.

Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?

by JI on Jul 23, 2008 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Let's go Strasburg?

Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?

by JI on Jul 23, 2008 4:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Normally, no. But let's do it for the Rays.

I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.

by esoteric on Jul 23, 2008 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like this new/old Putz

I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.

by esoteric on Jul 23, 2008 4:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Someone score so this does not turn into another 37 inning game.

"Holy Shit, It's Steve Perry lead singer of Journey". "ha, FORMER Lead Singer."

by RafaelCarmona22 on Jul 23, 2008 4:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Don't try to hide it.

You know you want to see Burke pitch again.

by Hustl504 on Jul 23, 2008 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

A Willie is fine too.

"Holy Shit, It's Steve Perry lead singer of Journey". "ha, FORMER Lead Singer."

by RafaelCarmona22 on Jul 23, 2008 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Frightening.

Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?

by JI on Jul 23, 2008 4:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Goddamn it Raul.

I blame you for that.

by BrianL on Jul 23, 2008 4:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

OH NOES WE'RE USING OUR CLOSER IN A NON-SAVE SITUATION.

I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.

by esoteric on Jul 23, 2008 4:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He sort of got it.

Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?

by JI on Jul 23, 2008 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Answer him Blowers

Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?

by JI on Jul 23, 2008 4:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You fail you genital belch

Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?

by JI on Jul 23, 2008 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow. Gameday must be far behind the real thing.

I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.

by esoteric on Jul 23, 2008 4:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I know a Sox fan who said, before the season began, that Ellsbury was a better player than Grady Sizemore.

He denies it now, but the fucker is on record in writing. He probably feels really really stupid.

I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.

by esoteric on Jul 23, 2008 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think you misspelled "agony"

I think we should redo the Meche gif for Beluga Tits.

by eponymous_coward on Jul 23, 2008 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Damn you! I’m going to that game. Maybe I’ll take my laptop, I can get a lot of work done.

by Faux on Jul 23, 2008 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Then to Texas!

Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?

by JI on Jul 23, 2008 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

2 countries on one trip.

Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?

by JI on Jul 23, 2008 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Somebody did this during a Rays/Red Sox game at Fenway this year

Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.

by Orlando Rays on Jul 23, 2008 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I bet you're right.

AKA "BRO-RAY" according to drunk Graham...

by Thingray on Jul 23, 2008 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Do you think the security guards would tackle a streaker?

Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?

by JI on Jul 23, 2008 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My favorite situation

Bottom of 9th or extras, tie game

Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.

by Orlando Rays on Jul 23, 2008 4:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I thought you were going to say:

Shirtless guy with cheesy asian tattoos.

by Smegmalicious on Jul 23, 2008 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I typed that before the field situation

Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.

by Orlando Rays on Jul 23, 2008 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Another one?

Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?

by JI on Jul 23, 2008 4:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Betancourt PHing?

bwhahahaha

Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?

by JI on Jul 23, 2008 4:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wait, was there really a streaker?

If so, $200 says it was a Red Sox fan.

I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.

by esoteric on Jul 23, 2008 4:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He was wearing pants.

Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?

by JI on Jul 23, 2008 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You could see they were off his ass

He may have planned on streaking

Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.

by Orlando Rays on Jul 23, 2008 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

From Boston?

Probably plumber’s butt.

AKA "BRO-RAY" according to drunk Graham...

by Thingray on Jul 23, 2008 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ooooh...

So that’s what a good left fielder looks like.

Strange.

by Smegmalicious on Jul 23, 2008 4:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Good, defensive left fielder.

Offensively, Manny would have been out there.

by Wilder. on Jul 23, 2008 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cairo PHing?

BWHAHAHAHAHA

Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?

by JI on Jul 23, 2008 4:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?

by JI on Jul 23, 2008 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You know how Vidro's a different kind of DH?

substitute “Cairo” and “pinch hitter” and you have Riggleman’s logic.

by eponymous_coward on Jul 23, 2008 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

PH Yuniesky Betancourt. PH Miguel Cairo

KILL ME.

I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.

by esoteric on Jul 23, 2008 4:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

the other angels fan

by Eyebrows on Jul 23, 2008 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Does this mean our lineup is good or bad?

Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?

by JI on Jul 23, 2008 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So true.

I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.

by esoteric on Jul 23, 2008 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Now bad

because all of the parts that we can at least feel good cheering for (Reed, LaHair) are now replaced with even more gritty heroes and impatient hitters.

Sigh.

by uwbradley on Jul 23, 2008 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I can't cheer much for LaHair.

He’s just not all that good. Reed could be a serviceable 4th outfielder though.

I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.

by esoteric on Jul 23, 2008 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah -

but I would rather see him do well rather than Cairo. Cairo success = more PT = :(

by uwbradley on Jul 23, 2008 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs