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Coco Crisp doesn't at all belong in the Boston lineup today. Figure out why.

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Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?

by JI on Jul 23, 2008 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

If you can't handle those names you are a Grade-A retard.

Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?

by JI on Jul 23, 2008 3:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Not silly enough?

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by JI on Jul 23, 2008 3:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

the rain has subsided, I am gone. Good luck to the...

I mean, I hope the Red Sox lose.

Or not.

Thanks for letting me hang around. Later folks.

The line it is drawn/The curse it is cast/The slow one now/Will later be fast/ As the present now/Will later be past/The order is/Rapidly fadin'./And the first one now/Will later be last/For the times they are a-changin'..- Bob Dylan

by thebaddancingraysfan on Jul 23, 2008 3:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Broomstick

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by JI on Jul 23, 2008 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This game team sucks.

by kevin_ess on Jul 23, 2008 3:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ah shit.

This is not going to end well.

by BrianL on Jul 23, 2008 3:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Well this sucks.

Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?

by JI on Jul 23, 2008 3:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That's quite the sentence.

Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?

by JI on Jul 23, 2008 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It contributes to the wonder.

Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?

by JI on Jul 23, 2008 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I love the arrogance.

Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?

by JI on Jul 23, 2008 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Que?

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by JI on Jul 23, 2008 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fuck.

Felix, you are not pitching well today.

by BrianL on Jul 23, 2008 3:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Quit leaving the goddamn ball up

Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?

by JI on Jul 23, 2008 3:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Finally.

Sit the fuck down.

by BrianL on Jul 23, 2008 3:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?

by JI on Jul 23, 2008 3:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sit down Gayson!

Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?

by JI on Jul 23, 2008 3:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

1 and 2 were borderline according to gameday.

Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?

by JI on Jul 23, 2008 3:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yes, lower.

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by JI on Jul 23, 2008 3:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That could have been worse.

Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?

by JI on Jul 23, 2008 3:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fucking Day games.

"Holy Shit, It's Steve Perry lead singer of Journey". "ha, FORMER Lead Singer."

by RafaelCarmona22 on Jul 23, 2008 3:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WHAT THE FUCK

Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?

by JI on Jul 23, 2008 3:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FUNK VIDRO?

Barely

"Holy Shit, It's Steve Perry lead singer of Journey". "ha, FORMER Lead Singer."

by RafaelCarmona22 on Jul 23, 2008 3:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FELIX IS PERPLEXED

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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by JI on Jul 23, 2008 3:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Tie ballgame!

Woohoo!

AKA "BRO-RAY" according to drunk Graham...

by Thingray on Jul 23, 2008 3:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I loved Felix's reaction.

“It’s about fucking time!”

by Wilder. on Jul 23, 2008 3:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

TURBOOOOOOO

Thanks, but you still suck though.

wlad for president '08

by wongguy on Jul 23, 2008 3:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

At least Vidro will be benched...

Riggleman: Jose, What’s the big idea? We are not looking for power and RBI’s and other such things from our DH – you saw my comments yesterday…we want outs from you

Vidro: Um, whatever…have you seen my stick of butter?

by pakipaki on Jul 23, 2008 3:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

1 Kenji double play comin' up

My quick smells like french toast.

by RED29 on Jul 23, 2008 3:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Jeffie?

Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?

by JI on Jul 23, 2008 3:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bryan LaHair, please return to AAA.

I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.

by esoteric on Jul 23, 2008 3:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

God, those last two swinging strikes were so far inside...

I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.

by esoteric on Jul 23, 2008 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rick Biggerstaff?

What

Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?

by JI on Jul 23, 2008 3:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Why does she have a mic?

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by JI on Jul 23, 2008 3:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So they can find her in the crowd?

"Holy Shit, It's Steve Perry lead singer of Journey". "ha, FORMER Lead Singer."

by RafaelCarmona22 on Jul 23, 2008 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think it was fixed.

The two rally fries girls looked like the recipient’s sisters.

by Wilder. on Jul 23, 2008 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That chick.

"Holy Shit, It's Steve Perry lead singer of Journey". "ha, FORMER Lead Singer."

by RafaelCarmona22 on Jul 23, 2008 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

There was no evidence she actually squeezed ketchup in her mouth.

But you would be surprised what stupid things people do.

by Wilder. on Jul 23, 2008 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If they win he will still give himself three checks.

"Holy Shit, It's Steve Perry lead singer of Journey". "ha, FORMER Lead Singer."

by RafaelCarmona22 on Jul 23, 2008 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Girls are dumb:

Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?

by JI on Jul 23, 2008 3:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'd cap that

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Jul 23, 2008 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Underage Banned.

"Holy Shit, It's Steve Perry lead singer of Journey". "ha, FORMER Lead Singer."

by RafaelCarmona22 on Jul 23, 2008 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm not a huge fan.

Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?

by JI on Jul 23, 2008 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Guys are dumb

(Shows every clip of Raul playing ‘defense’)

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Jul 23, 2008 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yay!

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by JI on Jul 23, 2008 3:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow. Good J.J. is back!

I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.

by esoteric on Jul 23, 2008 3:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Every time Dustin Pedroia makes an out an angel gets his wings.

I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.

by esoteric on Jul 23, 2008 3:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

TRADE JJ!

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Jul 23, 2008 3:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

JJ for Chris Duncan.

Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?

by JI on Jul 23, 2008 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Let's go Strasburg?

Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?

by JI on Jul 23, 2008 4:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Normally, no. But let's do it for the Rays.

I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.

by esoteric on Jul 23, 2008 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like this new/old Putz

I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.

by esoteric on Jul 23, 2008 4:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Someone score so this does not turn into another 37 inning game.

"Holy Shit, It's Steve Perry lead singer of Journey". "ha, FORMER Lead Singer."

by RafaelCarmona22 on Jul 23, 2008 4:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Don't try to hide it.

You know you want to see Burke pitch again.

by Hustl504 on Jul 23, 2008 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

A Willie is fine too.

"Holy Shit, It's Steve Perry lead singer of Journey". "ha, FORMER Lead Singer."

by RafaelCarmona22 on Jul 23, 2008 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Frightening.

Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?

by JI on Jul 23, 2008 4:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Goddamn it Raul.

I blame you for that.

by BrianL on Jul 23, 2008 4:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

OH NOES WE'RE USING OUR CLOSER IN A NON-SAVE SITUATION.

I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.

by esoteric on Jul 23, 2008 4:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He sort of got it.

Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?

by JI on Jul 23, 2008 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Answer him Blowers

Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?

by JI on Jul 23, 2008 4:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You fail you genital belch

Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?

by JI on Jul 23, 2008 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow. Gameday must be far behind the real thing.

I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.

by esoteric on Jul 23, 2008 4:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I know a Sox fan who said, before the season began, that Ellsbury was a better player than Grady Sizemore.

He denies it now, but the fucker is on record in writing. He probably feels really really stupid.

I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.

by esoteric on Jul 23, 2008 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think you misspelled "agony"

I think we should redo the Meche gif for Beluga Tits.

by eponymous_coward on Jul 23, 2008 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Damn you! I’m going to that game. Maybe I’ll take my laptop, I can get a lot of work done.

by Faux on Jul 23, 2008 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Then to Texas!

Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?

by JI on Jul 23, 2008 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

2 countries on one trip.

Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?

by JI on Jul 23, 2008 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Somebody did this during a Rays/Red Sox game at Fenway this year

Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.

by Orlando Rays on Jul 23, 2008 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I bet you're right.

AKA "BRO-RAY" according to drunk Graham...

by Thingray on Jul 23, 2008 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Do you think the security guards would tackle a streaker?

Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?

by JI on Jul 23, 2008 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My favorite situation

Bottom of 9th or extras, tie game

Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.

by Orlando Rays on Jul 23, 2008 4:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I thought you were going to say:

Shirtless guy with cheesy asian tattoos.

by Smegmalicious on Jul 23, 2008 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I typed that before the field situation

Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.

by Orlando Rays on Jul 23, 2008 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Another one?

Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?

by JI on Jul 23, 2008 4:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Betancourt PHing?

bwhahahaha

Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?

by JI on Jul 23, 2008 4:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wait, was there really a streaker?

If so, $200 says it was a Red Sox fan.

I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.

by esoteric on Jul 23, 2008 4:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He was wearing pants.

Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?

by JI on Jul 23, 2008 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You could see they were off his ass

He may have planned on streaking

Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.

by Orlando Rays on Jul 23, 2008 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

From Boston?

Probably plumber’s butt.

AKA "BRO-RAY" according to drunk Graham...

by Thingray on Jul 23, 2008 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ooooh...

So that’s what a good left fielder looks like.

Strange.

by Smegmalicious on Jul 23, 2008 4:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Good, defensive left fielder.

Offensively, Manny would have been out there.

by Wilder. on Jul 23, 2008 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cairo PHing?

BWHAHAHAHAHA

Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?

by JI on Jul 23, 2008 4:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?

by JI on Jul 23, 2008 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You know how Vidro's a different kind of DH?

substitute “Cairo” and “pinch hitter” and you have Riggleman’s logic.

by eponymous_coward on Jul 23, 2008 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

PH Yuniesky Betancourt. PH Miguel Cairo

KILL ME.

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by esoteric on Jul 23, 2008 4:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

the other angels fan

by Eyebrows on Jul 23, 2008 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Does this mean our lineup is good or bad?

Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?

by JI on Jul 23, 2008 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So true.

I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.

by esoteric on Jul 23, 2008 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Now bad

because all of the parts that we can at least feel good cheering for (Reed, LaHair) are now replaced with even more gritty heroes and impatient hitters.

Sigh.

by uwbradley on Jul 23, 2008 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I can't cheer much for LaHair.

He’s just not all that good. Reed could be a serviceable 4th outfielder though.

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by esoteric on Jul 23, 2008 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah -

but I would rather see him do well rather than Cairo. Cairo success = more PT = :(

by uwbradley on Jul 23, 2008 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Throwing in the towel

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Jul 23, 2008 4:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WFB

Let my avatar guide the way

by uwbradley on Jul 23, 2008 4:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Willie Bloomquist XBH, right here.

I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.

by esoteric on Jul 23, 2008 4:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

If Carl Crawford can get an XBH off of Delcarmen, anyone can

"I'm like a retarded Adam Dunn mixed with Jason Bartlett" - R.J. Anderson

by P Brady on Jul 23, 2008 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

470 era rofl

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by JI on Jul 23, 2008 4:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Willie might be overmatched here.

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by JI on Jul 23, 2008 4:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Why are you astonished?

That’s what everyone thought would happen.

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by JI on Jul 23, 2008 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WOO-HOO!

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by JI on Jul 23, 2008 4:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Too bad his skills are declining, right?

AKA "BRO-RAY" according to drunk Graham...

by Thingray on Jul 23, 2008 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

His defense is a bit less great.

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by JI on Jul 23, 2008 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Looked okay there.

AKA "BRO-RAY" according to drunk Graham...

by Thingray on Jul 23, 2008 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's had two bad misplays this week.

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by JI on Jul 23, 2008 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know, but that happens to the best of 'em.

AKA "BRO-RAY" according to drunk Graham...

by Thingray on Jul 23, 2008 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Still it's gone back a bit this year.

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by JI on Jul 23, 2008 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

"less great"

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by JI on Jul 23, 2008 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ICHIRO!!!!!

AKA "BRO-RAY" according to drunk Graham...

by Thingray on Jul 23, 2008 4:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow Ichiro made a sick play there.

Top Josh Paul Pornos- Big Navi Stroking, 2pitchers1cup, BJ to the Balls, Riggans Your Thingans

BELIEVE in 08!

by SRQman on Jul 23, 2008 4:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Understatement

"I'm like a retarded Adam Dunn mixed with Jason Bartlett" - R.J. Anderson

by P Brady on Jul 23, 2008 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It also helped that Drew is a retard.

Top Josh Paul Pornos- Big Navi Stroking, 2pitchers1cup, BJ to the Balls, Riggans Your Thingans

BELIEVE in 08!

by SRQman on Jul 23, 2008 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It isn't June anymore.

"I'm like a retarded Adam Dunn mixed with Jason Bartlett" - R.J. Anderson

by P Brady on Jul 23, 2008 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

funk blast

against Vegas reliever Casey Hoorelbeke, whose ancestors clearly couldn't spell Hurlbeck properly.

by Christian on Jul 23, 2008 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh god please

pleasepleasepleaseplease

by Smegmalicious on Jul 23, 2008 4:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fly ball to RF

Ichiro caught it and threw it to first to double up Drew.

Top Josh Paul Pornos- Big Navi Stroking, 2pitchers1cup, BJ to the Balls, Riggans Your Thingans

BELIEVE in 08!

by SRQman on Jul 23, 2008 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hit and run.

against Vegas reliever Casey Hoorelbeke, whose ancestors clearly couldn't spell Hurlbeck properly.

by Christian on Jul 23, 2008 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ichiro

Runs down a flyball and throws to 1B for a DP.

by ThundaPC on Jul 23, 2008 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LD DP 9-3

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by JI on Jul 23, 2008 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Beltre woulda swung at that.

against Vegas reliever Casey Hoorelbeke, whose ancestors clearly couldn't spell Hurlbeck properly.

by Christian on Jul 23, 2008 4:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'll forgive you guys for 95

If you walkoff Boston right now.

by pollo on Jul 23, 2008 4:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuck the Yankees.

We only play for the Rays.

And ‘95 is nothing compared to ‘00 and ‘01.

by Wilder. on Jul 23, 2008 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Didn't they choke away a 3-0 lead in a 7 game series too?

I think I heard something about that a few years back

by Graham on Jul 23, 2008 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

When the Yankees collapse

they collapse in historic fashion.

by BrianL on Jul 23, 2008 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

A-Rod's fault.

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by JI on Jul 23, 2008 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Huh?

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by JI on Jul 23, 2008 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought it said WTO

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by JI on Jul 23, 2008 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If I recall correctly that was a pretty disastrous affair as well.

Wasn’t that the one where there were douchebags rioting in Seattle?

I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.

by esoteric on Jul 23, 2008 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yep.

AKA "BRO-RAY" according to drunk Graham...

by Thingray on Jul 23, 2008 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fucking hippies

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by esoteric on Jul 23, 2008 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fuck-you-Co-Co!

CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP

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by JI on Jul 23, 2008 4:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow, this is more exciting than the All-Star game.

I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.

by esoteric on Jul 23, 2008 4:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This game is still going?

Wow.

The poster formerly known as Matt.

by bluemax on Jul 23, 2008 4:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?

by JI on Jul 23, 2008 5:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

MORE INNINGS

"Holy Shit, It's Steve Perry lead singer of Journey". "ha, FORMER Lead Singer."

by RafaelCarmona22 on Jul 23, 2008 5:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCK YOU PAPS

I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.

by esoteric on Jul 23, 2008 5:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

If Paps blows this I will make a post on how awesome The m's are

"I'm like a retarded Adam Dunn mixed with Jason Bartlett" - R.J. Anderson

by P Brady on Jul 23, 2008 5:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

If Paps blows this I am making more Pat cards....

Top Josh Paul Pornos- Big Navi Stroking, 2pitchers1cup, BJ to the Balls, Riggans Your Thingans

BELIEVE in 08!

by SRQman on Jul 23, 2008 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You're gonna do that anyway

"I'm like a retarded Adam Dunn mixed with Jason Bartlett" - R.J. Anderson

by P Brady on Jul 23, 2008 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What hm?

"I'm like a retarded Adam Dunn mixed with Jason Bartlett" - R.J. Anderson

by P Brady on Jul 23, 2008 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

There goes our scoring opportunity.

More free baseball!

My coworkers will be now be able to escape the office.

by BrianL on Jul 23, 2008 5:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Stephanie the ballgirl

gives the ball to the M’s fan kid standing in between two Sox kids. Good on ya, Steph.

by Two Rs and Two Ls on Jul 23, 2008 5:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

YOU NEED TO SCORE ON THAT YOU MISERABLE FAT FUCK

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by JI on Jul 23, 2008 5:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

YES

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by JI on Jul 23, 2008 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

FUCK YOU PAPS

I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.

by esoteric on Jul 23, 2008 5:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Graham

sorry for feeding the troll. I should’ve known better.

The poster formerly known as Matt.

by bluemax on Jul 23, 2008 5:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Jesus not Kenji

I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.

by esoteric on Jul 23, 2008 5:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

SQUEEZE

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by JI on Jul 23, 2008 5:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

THE OUTFIELD

HIT THE BALL INTO THE OUTFIELD

by BrianL on Jul 23, 2008 5:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Now it's time for a walkoff.

Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.

by Orlando Rays on Jul 23, 2008 5:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

OK Seriously

Im now 100% convinced that “Kenji” is really a crazed Ben Davis in a Johjima mask, and the real Johjima is in Ben Davis’ basement.

by Karma Police on Jul 23, 2008 5:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

BALLS

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by JI on Jul 23, 2008 5:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

good GOD

Things happen for a reason they say, but I say there's a reason things happen.

by sixth on Jul 23, 2008 5:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WHAT THE FUCK

GO TO HELL KENJI YOU MISERABLE WASTE OF CARBON MATTER

by BrianL on Jul 23, 2008 5:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yay!

Three more years, three more years!

by Omerta on Jul 23, 2008 5:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

THREE YEAR EXTENSION

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by esoteric on Jul 23, 2008 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

God Damit Joh.

"Holy Shit, It's Steve Perry lead singer of Journey". "ha, FORMER Lead Singer."

by RafaelCarmona22 on Jul 23, 2008 5:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

DIE DIE DEATH DEATH DIE DEATH

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by esoteric on Jul 23, 2008 5:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I am going to go get some food.

This game better be over before I get back.

by Wilder. on Jul 23, 2008 5:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

For a second I thought

that with a man on third and one out we might actually win.
I shouldn’t be so optimistic.

Things happen for a reason they say, but I say there's a reason things happen.

by sixth on Jul 23, 2008 5:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WTF did they not bunt. They never bunt the guy in from third

they had plenty of opportunities in that game that Burke pitched as well

by nwtrev on Jul 23, 2008 5:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Thou shalt not bunt

"I'm like a retarded Adam Dunn mixed with Jason Bartlett" - R.J. Anderson

by P Brady on Jul 23, 2008 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Squeezes are good.

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by JI on Jul 23, 2008 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Vidro running

"Holy Shit, It's Steve Perry lead singer of Journey". "ha, FORMER Lead Singer."

by RafaelCarmona22 on Jul 23, 2008 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

damn. my bad.

forgot where we were playing, who was batting and what team was on the field. sigh

by nwtrev on Jul 23, 2008 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You beat me to it.

I was about to post a preemptive Shift gif

by nwtrev on Jul 23, 2008 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

"Holy Shit, It's Steve Perry lead singer of Journey". "ha, FORMER Lead Singer."

by RafaelCarmona22 on Jul 23, 2008 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

bigger

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by JI on Jul 23, 2008 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kenji can't bunt for shit

Problem is he can’t do anything else for shit either (except GIDP)

Things happen for a reason they say, but I say there's a reason things happen.

by sixth on Jul 23, 2008 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was hoping Ellsbury would homer.

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by JI on Jul 23, 2008 5:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

IBB

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by JI on Jul 23, 2008 5:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

TIM BECKHAM COMMANDS THE M'S TO WIN
  1. Timothy Beckham doubles (2) on a fly ball to left fielder Rafael Fernandez. Tomas Francisco scores.

"I'm like a retarded Adam Dunn mixed with Jason Bartlett" - R.J. Anderson

by P Brady on Jul 23, 2008 5:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

walking Drew to get to Youk is not smart..

but we will find that out in 5 minutes.

by pollo on Jul 23, 2008 5:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Assface DP FTW

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by JI on Jul 23, 2008 5:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HAHAHA WILLIE

TOO BAD REED IS A PILE OF SHIT WHO CAN’T HIT

by OlSalty on Jul 23, 2008 5:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Willie you blow

you are the worst CF I have ever seen.

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by JI on Jul 23, 2008 5:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Er

Yay Strasburg

by Graham on Jul 23, 2008 5:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

THANKS FOR SUCKING YOU PIECES OF SHIT!

"I'm like a retarded Adam Dunn mixed with Jason Bartlett" - R.J. Anderson

by P Brady on Jul 23, 2008 5:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

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by JI on Jul 23, 2008 5:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Any complaints by Rays fans? Send them to the Mariners c/o Kenji Johjima.

I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.

by esoteric on Jul 23, 2008 5:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

We still get to sweep you, right?

"I'm like a retarded Adam Dunn mixed with Jason Bartlett" - R.J. Anderson

by P Brady on Jul 23, 2008 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks Mariners.

You ban me and now you lose the game. You’re about as useful as Gary Glover in a 2-1 lead over the Yankees.

by Sylar on Jul 23, 2008 5:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This is killing our pythag.

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by JI on Jul 23, 2008 5:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

DENTAL PLAN

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by P Brady on Jul 23, 2008 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Holy crap Washington has a -106 run differential

-102 for San Diego.

How can we hope to match this kind of ineptitude?

by Omerta on Jul 23, 2008 5:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

good choice

I’m seeing it again tonight.

by MFAN on Jul 23, 2008 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Two Face needed his own movie

If you take all of the stuff about two face that happens after his big reveal out of the movie it’s like a top 10 all time move.

As it stands it was just very very good.

by Smegmalicious on Jul 23, 2008 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

SPOILER ALERT:

THE JOKER HATES PENCILS

"I'm like a retarded Adam Dunn mixed with Jason Bartlett" - R.J. Anderson

by P Brady on Jul 23, 2008 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs