7/23: Open Game Thread
Boston @ Seattle
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FELIX DAY MOTHERFUCKERS!!!
Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?
by JI on Jul 23, 2008 12:41 PM PDT 0 recs
Watching Ho Ram against the Tigers right now.
I’m glad I get to cleanse my eyes in an hour with The King.
I was at Shea for the Felix-Slam!
Personal M's record: 5-4.
by EnglishMariner on Jul 23, 2008 12:55 PM PDT 0 recs
Woo lineup fun
Jose Vidro .223/.266/.318, batting 4th
WFB .273/.372/.281, batting 9th
the other angels fan
by Eyebrows on Jul 23, 2008 12:56 PM PDT 0 recs
Our lineup is 65% less silly.
Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?
by JI on
Jul 23, 2008 1:04 PM PDT
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We won't even have to use the bottom half of the graph today

by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 23, 2008 12:57 PM PDT 0 recs
But...

I reject your reality and substitute my own!
Also, I'm always down for some online Grand Theft Auto IV or Rock Band. Gamertag: Phildopip
by Phildopip on
Jul 23, 2008 12:58 PM PDT
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What?
Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?
by JI on
Jul 23, 2008 1:08 PM PDT
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It's "Kindness Day" at Safeco Field
Does that mean Blowers won’t be putting his dick in the rally fries?
by kevin_ess on Jul 23, 2008 1:09 PM PDT 0 recs
He does that?
Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?
by JI on
Jul 23, 2008 1:10 PM PDT
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...and there' the wink!
Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?
by JI on Jul 23, 2008 1:11 PM PDT 0 recs
Dave is the opposite of Joe buck
and Cooperstown looks awesome.
Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?
by JI on Jul 23, 2008 1:15 PM PDT 0 recs
FELIX DAY

Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?
by JI on Jul 23, 2008 1:16 PM PDT 0 recs
Happy again.
I was dragging all day because of the concert I went to last night. It ended late, and it was very smokey in there. I’ll bet I couldn’t pass a drug test if I had to take one, even though all I did was drink beer.
But now Felix is here, my headache is gone, and all the world is sunshine and lollipops.
AKA "BRO-RAY" according to drunk Graham...
by Thingray on Jul 23, 2008 1:21 PM PDT 0 recs
You can get those positive tests overturned.
Ross Rebagliati
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
by Llewdor on
Jul 23, 2008 2:04 PM PDT
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I'm not really concerned about testing,
I’m just saying it was really smokey, and it wasn’t special effects, and it wasn’t cigarette smoke.
AKA "BRO-RAY" according to drunk Graham...
by Thingray on
Jul 23, 2008 2:11 PM PDT
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Ross is just the most famous example of second-hand toke.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
by Llewdor on
Jul 23, 2008 2:13 PM PDT
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Dice-K was hittable Bill. This lineup is just pathetic.
by houseofprime on Jul 23, 2008 1:26 PM PDT 0 recs
I'm glad there's someone out there who still finds "Deja vu all over again" clever
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on
Jul 23, 2008 1:30 PM PDT
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So let me guess...
“Finally someone hittable” means Buchholz doesn’t have great results stats, and the M’s need to take advantage.
“Test their bullpen” really is just a second of the first one; if the M’s are successful in hitting the SP, they’ll get into the ‘pen (and hopefully score more)
“Deja Vu All Over Again” If Felix throws a 1-hit shutout, M’s win.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on
Jul 23, 2008 1:30 PM PDT
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I think you're looking into this too much
I’m pretty sure it’s all just nonsense
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on
Jul 23, 2008 1:32 PM PDT
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Usually they're cryptic as all hell.
This is probably the easiest set of three that we’ve had to interpret.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on
Jul 23, 2008 1:35 PM PDT
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You forgot the part where Delcarmen is bad because his ERA is over 4.
Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?
by JI on
Jul 23, 2008 1:32 PM PDT
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You're right, BTW.
Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?
by JI on
Jul 23, 2008 1:33 PM PDT
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Hey guys!
I just figured out that fielding doesn’t matter in this game! The only things that matter are offense, offense, and pitching!
by Two Rs and Two Ls on
Jul 23, 2008 1:34 PM PDT
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Oh, if only the Mariners weren't bad at offense,
bad at offense, and bad at pitching…
The Jose Lopez Watch - 118H - 13 BB - 62 G Left
by seattlebruin on
Jul 23, 2008 1:36 PM PDT
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I'm beginning to think that Loafie doesn't have a chance in hell to get to 200 hits
The Jose Lopez Watch - 118H - 13 BB - 62 G Left
by seattlebruin on Jul 23, 2008 1:34 PM PDT 0 recs
Yeah that was a dumb bet
10 game hitting streak though!
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on
Jul 23, 2008 1:38 PM PDT
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So that means he could get a 72 game hitting streak by the end of the year!
The Jose Lopez Watch - 118H - 13 BB - 62 G Left
by seattlebruin on
Jul 23, 2008 1:40 PM PDT
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Sit down asswad!
Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?
by JI on Jul 23, 2008 1:40 PM PDT 0 recs
How are you gentlemen?
All your [BOS] base are belong to us.
Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.
by Orlando Rays on Jul 23, 2008 1:40 PM PDT 0 recs
Holy God, I just got the 3D gameday to work for the first time
this thing is unbelievably beautiful
The Jose Lopez Watch - 118H - 13 BB - 62 G Left
by seattlebruin on Jul 23, 2008 1:42 PM PDT 0 recs
DP NOW!
Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.
by Orlando Rays on Jul 23, 2008 1:42 PM PDT 0 recs
shut up shut up shut up
Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?
by JI on
Jul 23, 2008 1:45 PM PDT
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Typical northeast umpire bias
Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.
by Orlando Rays on
Jul 23, 2008 1:45 PM PDT
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Come on Felix, throw some trikes.
AKA "BRO-RAY" according to drunk Graham...
by Thingray on Jul 23, 2008 1:44 PM PDT 0 recs
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Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.
by Orlando Rays on
Jul 23, 2008 1:48 PM PDT
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black, red, black, red
and you get Harley Quinn
Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?
by JI on
Jul 23, 2008 1:51 PM PDT
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Is that a real name
or did you just misspell harlequin?
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
by Llewdor on
Jul 23, 2008 2:05 PM PDT
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The Animated Series
and then later retconned into the comics.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
by bluemax on
Jul 23, 2008 2:06 PM PDT
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