Mariners aren't stupid, just have a "different approach"
"I'm just kind of using it just to try to have some contact in that spot, and maybe be able to move some runners and hit and run and that kind of stuff, get some at-bats for some guys," interim manager Jim Riggleman said. "It's not a classic DH spot where we're looking for our DH to give us 25 to 30 home runs and 100 RBIs, that's just not what we are. So I'm fine with it the way it is."
Eh...Riggleman is just toeing the line, right? He can't possibly believe that running Vidro out there is effective each day.
But wait...
"It's not a classic DH situation, but I feel good every time he walks up to the plate," Riggleman said. "The numbers may say otherwise, but I think he's going to give us good at-bats."
Kind of akin to saying, "yeah, doctors may say eating five pound bags of refined sugar is bad for you, but I feel good every time I do it."
*sigh*
If you dare...
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Jesus Chirst how can someone be this stupid?
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on Jul 23, 2008 9:23 AM PDT 0 recs
Also I love how he dismisses the numbers.
Sure, he can’t get on base, hit for power or hit for average, but by golly he sure does stand there real purty-like.
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on Jul 23, 2008 9:26 AM PDT 0 recs
Except Vidro has to be the least attractive player on the team, right?
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by seattlebruin on
Jul 23, 2008 9:43 AM PDT
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I would vote Silva as being the least hot followed very closely by Jose Lopez.
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by JI on
Jul 23, 2008 9:44 AM PDT
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Hi!

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by seattlebruin on
Jul 23, 2008 9:52 AM PDT
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That's just a bad photo.
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by JI on
Jul 23, 2008 9:53 AM PDT
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.

The title of this photo is “ears”
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by seattlebruin on
Jul 23, 2008 9:55 AM PDT
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Tape!
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by JI on
Jul 23, 2008 9:55 AM PDT
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So.... GISing "Jose Lopez" gets some interesting results
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by seattlebruin on
Jul 23, 2008 9:57 AM PDT
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We need to hire someone to build us a goddamn floor
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on
Jul 23, 2008 9:37 AM PDT
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I think you mean Cris Carpenter.
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by JI on
Jul 23, 2008 9:43 AM PDT
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I think my original joke made more sense.
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by JI on
Jul 23, 2008 10:20 AM PDT
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Nobody will take that job
because two weeks after it’s built it’ll just collapse, leaving a gaping hole where the floor used to be.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on
Jul 23, 2008 9:42 AM PDT
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I'd want the job
get paid for the first one, then immediately get an identical re-do job? Sounds like good work to me
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by seattlebruin on
Jul 23, 2008 9:44 AM PDT
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But then
you’d have to put “employed by the Seattle Mariners” on your resume, which will not thrill potential new clients…
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on
Jul 23, 2008 9:57 AM PDT
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Well you don't HAVE to put it on your resume
when I applied for my job, I didn’t list my pharmacy delivery work on my resume, but I kept the money I made as HS spending $$
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by seattlebruin on
Jul 23, 2008 9:58 AM PDT
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Heh ;)
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by seattlebruin on
Jul 23, 2008 10:10 AM PDT
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Two weeks is still a long time
We could have the floor built just for the trade deadline
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on
Jul 23, 2008 9:49 AM PDT
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Melvin=>Hargrove=>McLaren=>Riggleman
It makes me sad.
by Edgar for Pres on
Jul 23, 2008 11:42 AM PDT
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This is suppose to be shocking?
Someone associated with the Mariners speaks and you think its not going to be the most stupid thing you’ve ever heard?
Midnight Baseball - No Lights - Only in Alaska!
by MfaninAlaska on Jul 23, 2008 9:54 AM PDT 1 recs
What do you expect him to say?
You can’t really expect the guy to admit to the media, let alone the team’s promotional website, that he’s tanking games. So he HAS to act like these team-killing decisions make sense.
by Gomez on Jul 23, 2008 9:55 AM PDT 0 recs
Maybe he's hoping for the Doc Rivers treatment.
Doc Rivers tanked games for his team in order to try to get Durant/Oden. Then “coached” a super team to WS win. So that means somehow we get an ARod-type can’t win veteran (KG), trade a young gun for a good but aging veteran… Chipper? (Ray Ray), and get a couple of good fillers that can play defense… and… no Strasburg.
Yes, I realize this plan gives us 3 third basemen…
by LantermanC on
Jul 23, 2008 10:19 AM PDT
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We could put A-Rod back at shortstop and Chipper goes to DH.
Oh and coached to a WS win?
by thewyrm on
Jul 23, 2008 10:50 AM PDT
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I'd like it!
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by JI on
Jul 23, 2008 11:02 AM PDT
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I thought of it myself.
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by JI on
Jul 23, 2008 12:34 PM PDT
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There are people out there who think Doc Rivers is a good coach
so yeah…
The poster formerly known as Matt.
by bluemax on
Jul 23, 2008 11:46 AM PDT
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There are probably people out there who think Maclaren
is a good manager…
by LantermanC on
Jul 23, 2008 1:18 PM PDT
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It's TOEING the line. Dammit.
Science says the moon is made of rocks, but I’m going to mine the cheese and solve world hunger.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
by Llewdor on Jul 23, 2008 10:19 AM PDT 0 recs
I'm going to build my own amusement park there with blackjack and hookers.
by Jed MC on
Jul 23, 2008 10:24 AM PDT
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Come to think of it,
forget the blackjack!
AKA "BRO-RAY" according to drunk Graham...
by Thingray on
Jul 23, 2008 11:14 AM PDT
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It does.
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by JI on
Jul 23, 2008 10:31 AM PDT
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Here, via the Lookout Landing Hall of Fame.
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by JI on
Jul 23, 2008 10:34 AM PDT
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Also I think you should put
this comment into the LL hall of fame for being the single comment rec leader (it burns, doesn’t it?)
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on
Jul 23, 2008 12:13 PM PDT
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I don't know, I got a lot out of posting this:
by Two Rs and Two Ls on
Jul 23, 2008 12:19 PM PDT
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That'll do too, I'm just trying to show JI that he's not LL's Roger Maris
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on
Jul 23, 2008 12:20 PM PDT
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The problem is, I only very rarely get to bust that one out.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on
Jul 23, 2008 12:22 PM PDT
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Barroids
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by JI on
Jul 23, 2008 12:35 PM PDT
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Damn, I thought it hit 30...
The whole post got 40, though, right?
by Two Rs and Two Ls on
Jul 23, 2008 12:22 PM PDT
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It got more, but you can't add like that
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on
Jul 23, 2008 12:27 PM PDT
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Oh, not for the record, of course.
But those were like my first recs; it’s like the business with the framed dollar-bill on the wall.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on
Jul 23, 2008 12:29 PM PDT
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Someone broke my record. :(
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by JI on
Jul 23, 2008 12:33 PM PDT
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You never had a record
That was from May 4th
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on
Jul 23, 2008 12:42 PM PDT
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Someone added extra recs.
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by JI on
Jul 23, 2008 12:47 PM PDT
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The Mariner different approach:
Sure, the wins and losses may not be what we like, but our thinking is that we’ll get good results from ignoring reality.
by eponymous_coward on Jul 23, 2008 11:01 AM PDT 0 recs
Yeah pretty much.
http://ussmariner.com/2007/12/20/a-paradox/
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by JI on
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Maybe we are all Mariners fans
because following this team makes us feel like geniuses.
by Edgar for Pres on Jul 23, 2008 11:44 AM PDT 0 recs
For those of us born Mariner fans,
I maintain that the Seattle baseball fandom is so far the best argument against free will that I have met.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on
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Is our organization REALLY plagued with stupidity from top to bottom (to this degree)?
I thought we got rid of a problem with Mclaren but Riggleman is returning where Mclaren left off.
What is this feeling of hopelessness I’ve had for the past 4 years?
wlad for president '08
by wongguy on Jul 23, 2008 3:17 PM PDT 0 recs
You're fooling yourself..
...if you think we could solve our problems by getting rid of Bavasi and the manager.
This kind of thinking permeates the entire organization, from top to bottom, from execs to scouts.
You need to fire 50-60% of the personnel, or wait it out until they retire….
by rtang on
Jul 23, 2008 7:27 PM PDT
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Execs? Sure.
Scouts? No way. The Mariners’ scouting department is great. Engle and Fontaine can’t do anything about talented players being thrown away in ill-advised trades or having the growth of prospects stunted by overly aggressive promotion. This organization has plenty of problems, but few (if any) of them involve scouting.
by acblue on
Jul 23, 2008 11:24 PM PDT
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Hey...
I said 50-60%. Gotta assume Engle and Fontaine are in the retained fraction….
But ya gotta figure the rest of the department can’t be too hot if they’re consistently coming up with crap in deals (major leaguers and minor leaguers, HoRam, Vidro et al)...
by rtang on
Jul 24, 2008 10:02 AM PDT
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I have few complaints with the amateur scouting department.
Every other aspect of the organization has major problems.
by acblue on
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