7/22: Open Game Thread, Part 2
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 22, 2008 8:17 PM PDT
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Sounds like a wager to me.
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 22, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
fucking fuck shit
I would like to go back in time to medieval europe just so I can undergo an intense multi-year education in weapons of torture so that I could then pray to return to my own time and make use of said knowledge on Mike Blowers.
MLB tv just crashed, but I was lucky enough to see us get one 'new' fan.
That kid is going to hate his mom later in life.
I have a cousin with 1 testicle, when they yell play ball, he smiles.
That sure was some silly defense by our SS
What other team wants in on the fun?
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 22, 2008 8:39 PM PDT reply actions
You want me to get mad but I'm not gonna.
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 22, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
St. Louis has to be lacking in the silliness department
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 22, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Yuni would walk around the clubhouse tripping over banana peels
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 22, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
From what I just saw in the mlb.tv commercial
Barton has silly hair but not a silly face
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 22, 2008 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Yuni could show the Cardinals a whole new world
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 22, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
You know who's no fun at all?
That Colby Rasmus fellow
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 22, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
It would never fly under LaRussa's watch.
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 22, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Sounds like a fun 90's baseball movie come to life
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 22, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Except they win in the movies.
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 22, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Drinking and weed seem to be St. Louis' #1 tool
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 22, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
and winning
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 22, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Byproduct of the drinking, weed, and death
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 22, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I never liked Josh Hancock.
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 22, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
It keeps him loose for the games.
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 22, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
There aren't many six-tool players in baseball
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 22, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
His return to play for the 2006 playoffs was nothing short of heroic.
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 22, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
You can't learn silliness
I think it’s the one tool you have to be born with
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 22, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I hope there are MLB executives reading this
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 22, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I could be a silliness scout for some team
But those bastards apparently don’t believe in six tools.
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 22, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
We have Aaron Miles and Ron Villone.
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 22, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
It's the most paralyzed he's been since 2003.
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 22, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, shoot. I didn't know that.
I just said that because Jeff called us “queens” and a king dying is the only way for an heiress-in this case, Princess Willie-to become a queen.
"Hole in one, eh?"
Humour isn't supposed to be so damned tortuous
by Graham MacAree on Jul 22, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I figured that was implied
Do try to keep up
by Graham MacAree on Jul 22, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I was clarifying for everyone else.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 22, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Did Willie Bloomquist's dad die and make you queen?
by Graham MacAree on Jul 22, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Hold me close, Red, it's getting dark.
Cough cough Tell Auntie Em to let Old Yeller Out. Cough Cough Tell Tiny Tim I won’t be coming home this Christmas!
"Hole in one, eh?"
He's paralysed Coach?
That seems a little excessive, but at the same time potentially hilarious.
by Graham MacAree on Jul 22, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Comment of the year.
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 22, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
If I were a major league player who did spots for MLB.tv
Every time I hit a home run I would stare the pitcher down and yell “Keep watching, bitch”
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 22, 2008 8:41 PM PDT reply actions
I could A-Rod
I can sway real good
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 22, 2008 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Doesn't bother me
I’m not a swayaphobe.
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 22, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Isn't he pretty?
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 22, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
You're gay.
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 22, 2008 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Get in line.
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 22, 2008 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
If you added a loop of Morgan Freeman talking over it
We could make millions marketing it as a sleep aide.
I have a friend who hates Morgan Freeman
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 22, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
That's racist!
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 22, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
He can't even get on base when the ball is thrown directly at him.
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 22, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Just like toilet training.
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 22, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah I thought that as soon as I hit post...
I’m torn between giving the young guys some playing time, and tanking the rest of the season. Too bad the Nationals or so bad… Hard to compete with that level of crap, even if they swept us at our house…
I hear they train in magic forests
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 22, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
They would... but in all serioiusness
if you’re about to retire and you’re only 34… that kind of sucks. I’m going to assume Vidro has no other skills, like ninja skills or anything, so he’s going to spend the next 50 years doing nothing. Though, hard to feel bad for a guy getting paid 8 mil per year for putting up a 600 ops as a DH.
He has millions of dollars
he can retire to a tropical island and jerk off all day
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 22, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
No way, getting to have a job that's actually fun
is much better than accumulating wealth so you can blow it on crap. You can’t buy a good job.
Don't have a job--use the money to travel.
Ta-da, perfect life.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 22, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Pearl Jam needs people to follow them.
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 22, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Did you mean this as a reply to me?
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 22, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
God no.
Why would you groupie?
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 22, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
And that's my fun idea.
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 22, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Not my fault your mind is dirty.
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 22, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't necessarily believe groupie and dirty go together.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 22, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Most people just like the music.
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 22, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm not convinced that being an MLB player is all that fun
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 22, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Funner that most jobs.
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 22, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Shoot, I'd be in Cairo's position in a heart beat.
I don’t care if I got playing. Just sitting on a major league bench is something I could tell my kids or grandkids. Or if I never have kids all the other old geezers at the retirement home.
I bet Cairo has fun.
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 22, 2008 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd rather have a robot that prints 20s and makes pancakes.
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 22, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
[coathanger]
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 22, 2008 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Just don't start calling caRs, caas
and bras, bra’ers.
The fewer bra’ers in the world, the better, for everyone.
I have a cousin with 1 testicle, when they yell play ball, he smiles.
Hows it going tonight guys and Jeff?
Speaking of Jeff, I would like to see him on Scare Tactics. Solid show.
Is Clement really injured? Or did I read something wrong on the other thread?
Why am I not part of guys?
Clement hurt his thumb in the netting.
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 22, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Is it because I almost called you sir?
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 22, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
In my opinion you don't look like a man.
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 22, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I never did.
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 22, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I grew up in a real ghetto.
Not Ellie May’s basement. : )
I'm from North Memphis.
People say y’all there all the time.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 22, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
It's an incredibly meritorious word
People should use it more often.
by Graham MacAree on Jul 22, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd for anachronistic usage of 'money'.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 22, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I cant stand the word along with its brother...
“You’se”...
What on earth is 'You'se' a contraction of?
by Graham MacAree on Jul 22, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Nothing, it's another word for you
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 22, 2008 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I have no idea.
Even when I try to say it, I cant ever say it like the people who say it can say it. Um, yeah.
I speak too...dare I say it...
Yankee-ish. A girlfriend I just dumped told me I speak ‘all proper’ and stuff.
I never use either word.
I have no idea how its supposed to be written.
I tend to hear it mostly from New Jersey people.
Sometimes, it sounds like there is a T in it. Like Youst. Or Ust as pronounced in the name Ustes.
Southern colloquialisms>>>>>>>>>>Jersey colloquialisms
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 22, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Things not from Jersey>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Things from Jersey
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 22, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
There are some good things from Jersey.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 22, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
How long did this take you to achieve my point?
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 22, 2008 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Too long.
I was just going to do Lauryn Hill and Patti Smith, but Harriet Tubman and Thomas Edison are too cool to not be acknowledged.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 22, 2008 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
True.
New Orleans, Memphis and Seattle all have more.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 22, 2008 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Bruce puts it at 5.
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 22, 2008 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
You wound me.
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 22, 2008 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
New Orleans colloquialisms >>>>>>> General Southern colloquialisms.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 22, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
The New Orleans accent is called y'at and it stems from
The practice of having people ask “Where y’at” to ask someone how they’re doing.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 22, 2008 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
The local turn of phrases take some getting used to.
It really is quite different from typical Southern sayings.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 22, 2008 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Advice: Don't take spelling corrections from JI.
And you’se and y’all are not even from the same region. They are not relatives.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 22, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Bullshit
I’m qualified to make those corrections.
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 22, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
When you learn how to spell I, yes.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 22, 2008 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Bullshit
I have a degree.
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 22, 2008 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Not a big fan of non-sequitiurs?
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 22, 2008 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Sure, if you want to get technical.
This may be the weirdest subthread I have ever been involved in.
Technical is expected around here.
And the weirdness rating of this thread is only about a 3.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 22, 2008 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
He never came through on the walks part. Liar.
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 22, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
.070 IsoPa? pbbbbt
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 22, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Except Bucky's batting stance was a lot less twatty
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 22, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
What a wonderful word.
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 22, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I am fond of black impressions of white people
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 22, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
"Hi Bob how are you?"
“Good Tom thanks for asking”
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 22, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Such as the guy in the Ghost Ride It music video
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 22, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I hope you don't actually listen to that music
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 22, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I ghost rode a rental car last June
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 22, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I have some pussy friends who hate ghost riding
I find surfing on top of the car is the most fun
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 22, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
The one guy on top of the bus only has one move
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 22, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
You only need one move if it's a really dank move
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 22, 2008 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I didn't actually watch the video
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 22, 2008 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Tell me you've seen the guy in his truck going like 30mph doing this
and then jumping off as it slams into a telephone poll. It’s fantastic.
I fucking hate you Mariners
That's legit if you mix it in to other moves
But, yeah, it can’t be by itself
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 22, 2008 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Not seen: twenty more seconds of the same thing
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 22, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd have more respect for terrorists if they had done this on 9/11 with the planes.
I fucking hate you Mariners
Why did I just YouTube that video?
That just ruined a lot of memories when I was in high school. Calling that ghost riding is like Paris Hilton trademarking the word “Hot.”
What about Robert Downey Jr.'s upcoming performance
of a white guy who gets some sort of skin pigment change to look like a black guy for the character’s upcoming film in Tropic Thunder?
"Hole in one, eh?"
Ashley Russell, you never tell me when to join you
I am willing to commit but you have to open up first
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 22, 2008 9:10 PM PDT reply actions
According to my suvioneer cup it is a 1.40 start.
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 22, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
1.40 you fools
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 22, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Sucks for me too, despite being on the EC.
I need to wake up earlier than 5pm.
I know I'm late...but it's in context....cause late is a trend.
Without a thumb how can Clement even swing slowly!?
I fucking hate you Mariners
NO NO NO YOU WAG
He is NOT effectively wild! He’s just wild and he’s been insanely lucky this year making you, since you get outclassed in the intelligence olympics by common garden slugs, think he’s been effective!
I was going to say something but I wanted you to say it.
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 22, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
This is something PhilKenSebben would post
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 22, 2008 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Speaking of which
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 22, 2008 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Or Not.
"Holy Shit, It's Steve Perry lead singer of Journey". "ha, FORMER Lead Singer."
by RafaelCarmona22 on Jul 23, 2008 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions
It's a ninja with knives taped over his eyes?
by Graham MacAree on Jul 22, 2008 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought it was Venom.
Or one of those Pokemon dudes.
TRADE TRADE TRADE
PRICE PRICE PRICE
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 22, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I only want to trade him so we can be worse
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 22, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
He would be an upgrade over Flores.
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 22, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
They say they wont trade someone for the sake of trading them...
But im starting to think they should in some cases, particularly Washburn. Washburn off our roster is a plus and any prospect or semi prospect is just gravy, baby.
Trade Trade Trade!
I fucking hate you Mariners
LAHAIR FOR 1B!!!
I fucking hate you Mariners
I wish LaHair had a blog
I want to know what the guys are writing on the ball he thinks is his first hit.
I fucking hate you Mariners
Don't be such a fagtron.
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 22, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
That's the sign I want to make
LFOJL: GTFO
I fucking hate you Mariners
Because Turtle should be the main actor?
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 22, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Because it's a show centered around an actor playing an actor
while the actual actor cannot act in the least.
Silva just displayed some silliness
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 22, 2008 9:29 PM PDT reply actions
TRADE TRADE TRADE
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 22, 2008 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I should have been more clear.
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 22, 2008 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Orlando Hudson of the Diamondbacks was just carried off the field in the Cubs/DBacks game.
Hit by a pitch on the ankle, went down in a heap. He couldn’t walk off under his own power, couldn’t even stand up. From the looks of it, he may have had his ankle shattered. Likely broken at the very least.
Maybe the D-Backs want to undo that Rauch/Bonifacio trade now? Chris Burke sure as hell ain’t getting it done.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
At least this will lower his price in the offseason.
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 22, 2008 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I can think of a middle infielder they might be able to use
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 22, 2008 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
You'd never know the lower right was in reverse...
unless you watched the background Dave.
That lady screaming by the bullpen could use a good sexual assault
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 22, 2008 9:41 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Did you know that statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang-rape?
by Graham MacAree on Jul 22, 2008 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions 6 recs
bwhahahahahahahaha
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 22, 2008 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I have a theory that rape is funny until you've been raped
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 22, 2008 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Whatever. Dressing up like a woman is fun.
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 22, 2008 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
You don't appreciate what you have.
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 22, 2008 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions
You said it not me.
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 22, 2008 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
*Insert Belgua picture*
I fucking hate you Mariners
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2008/4/9/391114/3-5-really-quick-bullet-po#4445164
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 22, 2008 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I want Jacoby to get fat so I can call him the Ellbury Doughboy
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 22, 2008 9:42 PM PDT reply actions
I was just commenting on how he looked.
If I were to describe how a person who is a douche would look, it would pretty much be Pedroia.
Looks like a dolphin.
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 22, 2008 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I wasnt even going for a response.
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 22, 2008 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I like how there's so much astonishment that a question mark is not required.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 22, 2008 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
This is the greatest newsflash in the bottom left corner of mlb.tv in the history of newsflashes
I didn’t even read the story, but this
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 22, 2008 9:47 PM PDT reply actions
Pudge doesn't hit very well against position players
I don’t like that there’s another silly middle infielder out there.
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 22, 2008 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Pudge doesn’t hit very well against position players
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 22, 2008 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I just read the story and there's not much silliness in it
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 22, 2008 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Perhaps we hold players to too high a standard of silliness
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 22, 2008 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I wonder what we would think of him if it weren't for the t-rex running arms
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 22, 2008 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I would think of him the same way
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 22, 2008 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Why wasn't this photoshopped when the Washburn pedo meme was still funny?
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 22, 2008 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Sure it was
it just had the shortest shelf life of any meme
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
It was when he'd steal their lunch money before he left their house.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 22, 2008 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Could Adrian gaytre be any lamer?
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 22, 2008 9:56 PM PDT reply actions
They were going to kiss but they remembered the cameras
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 22, 2008 9:58 PM PDT reply actions
HORRIBLE NEWS
The Yankees are looking to send Kei Igawa to us for Washburn.
According to SI.com’s Jon Heyman, the Yankees are looking to send Kei Igawa to Seattle as part of a deal for Jarrod Washburn.
Washburn is owed around $14 million through 2009, while Igawa is set to make about $13.5 million through 2011. If the Yankees really expect to get rid of Igawa at this point, they’d likely have to throw in an extra prospect or two. Another option would be for Seattle to include Jose Vidro, but he wouldn’t seem to have any value to the Yankees. If it netted them a top prospect, it would make sense for the Mariners to take on Igawa. There’s always the chance he could settle in as an adequate bottom-of-the-rotation guy with the change of scenery, and the team clearly has money to burn.
-
Rotoworld.
Not really
the Rumors thread was a complete off-topic disaster.
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 22, 2008 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Almost as good as can ban't.
Or whatever that was.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 22, 2008 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I blame the lack of things to talk about that hadn't already been discussed
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 22, 2008 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
So the moderation and the authors are at fault.
Nothing to do with us.
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
At least this was a solid gamethread
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 22, 2008 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
...nobody threatened to kill jews
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 22, 2008 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I wasn't 100% until the Cardinals blew the game again.
But what about the Weeks discussion?
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
Towards the end I couldn't tell which side Coach was arguing for
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 22, 2008 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I knew I should've disabled comments for that post
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 22, 2008 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I like the innocent Coach better
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 22, 2008 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't hate either one
They’re both phenomenally annoying while being vaguely entertaining
by Graham MacAree on Jul 22, 2008 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
You missed the incredibly vague Chapelle's Show reference.
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
I thought the lesson of the Bavasi era was to *not* burn money and contract years on shitty players
I remember Baker talking about a “bad player + problem contract for bad player + problem contract” trade rumor he said nobody would be happy about a couple months ago, and this would certainly fit the bill. Maybe this idea has been floating around the clubhouse for a while. Which concerns me….as bad as Washburn is Igawa and his contract are even worse, we’d be stuck with a worse pitcher for longer. Better be a damn good prospect they’re offering with him.
I like that Jeff could put whatever he wants in the recap because nobody actually watches the games anymore
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 22, 2008 10:23 PM PDT reply actions
Dickey was phenomenal today, but once again, Morrow just couldn't slam the door
God damn that Ellsbury and his timely grand slam.
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 22, 2008 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Yuniesky Betancourt tried to turn a double play but instead hit himself in the head with a hammer and yelled "derp!"
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 22, 2008 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
That guy that writes Yuniform must be dying inside
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 22, 2008 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Bahahahahaha you deleted butthol's post that he made so people could congratulate him
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 22, 2008 10:26 PM PDT reply actions
He posted an essay he wrote and said he got a perfect score on it and when someone said TL;DNR he begged them to read it
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 22, 2008 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I skipped to the end not very far into the first paragraph
by Graham MacAree on Jul 22, 2008 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions
What a great thing to post on a site with only one consistent rule of behavior
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 22, 2008 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
So Clement isn't seriously injured?
And more importantly, The Dark Knight was awesome
We don't negotiate with terrorists.
I just read through both gamethreads and I have no idea who won.
I’ve got a pretty sound guess, though.
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