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Jul 2008 by Jeff - 10 comments

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bahahahahaha

Not today, LaHair. Much like your hometown of Worcester, you suck.

by Jeff on Jul 22, 2008 8:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

fucking fuck shit

I would like to go back in time to medieval europe just so I can undergo an intense multi-year education in weapons of torture so that I could then pray to return to my own time and make use of said knowledge on Mike Blowers.

by Matthew on Jul 22, 2008 8:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

MLB tv just crashed, but I was lucky enough to see us get one 'new' fan.

That kid is going to hate his mom later in life.

I have a cousin with 1 testicle, when they yell play ball, he smiles.

by Montucky on Jul 22, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I don't take offense to being called a queen.

Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.

by JI on Jul 22, 2008 8:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You want me to get mad but I'm not gonna.

Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.

by JI on Jul 22, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We have Aaron Miles and Ron Villone.

Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.

by JI on Jul 22, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes.

Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.

by JI on Jul 22, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, shoot. I didn't know that.

I just said that because Jeff called us “queens” and a king dying is the only way for an heiress-in this case, Princess Willie-to become a queen.

"Hole in one, eh?"

by Coach Owens on Jul 22, 2008 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's paralysed Coach?

That seems a little excessive, but at the same time potentially hilarious.

by Graham on Jul 22, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Comment of the year.

Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.

by JI on Jul 22, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If I were a major league player who did spots for MLB.tv

Every time I hit a home run I would stare the pitcher down and yell “Keep watching, bitch”

by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 22, 2008 8:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Doesn't bother me

I’m not a swayaphobe.

Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.

by JI on Jul 22, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Isn't he pretty?

Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.

by JI on Jul 22, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You're gay.

Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.

by JI on Jul 22, 2008 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Get in line.

Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.

by JI on Jul 22, 2008 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hahaha

Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.

by JI on Jul 22, 2008 8:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Just like toilet training.

Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.

by JI on Jul 22, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WLAD!

Call him up and cut hot dog fingers already.

by LantermanC on Jul 22, 2008 8:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah I thought that as soon as I hit post...

I’m torn between giving the young guys some playing time, and tanking the rest of the season. Too bad the Nationals or so bad… Hard to compete with that level of crap, even if they swept us at our house…

by LantermanC on Jul 22, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They would... but in all serioiusness

if you’re about to retire and you’re only 34… that kind of sucks. I’m going to assume Vidro has no other skills, like ninja skills or anything, so he’s going to spend the next 50 years doing nothing. Though, hard to feel bad for a guy getting paid 8 mil per year for putting up a 600 ops as a DH.

by LantermanC on Jul 22, 2008 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He has millions of dollars

he can retire to a tropical island and jerk off all day

Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.

by JI on Jul 22, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No way, getting to have a job that's actually fun

is much better than accumulating wealth so you can blow it on crap. You can’t buy a good job.

by LantermanC on Jul 22, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Huh?

Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.

by JI on Jul 22, 2008 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just don't start calling caRs, caas

and bras, bra’ers.

The fewer bra’ers in the world, the better, for everyone.

I have a cousin with 1 testicle, when they yell play ball, he smiles.

by Montucky on Jul 22, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I guess we're still losing huh/

Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.

by JI on Jul 22, 2008 9:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hows it going tonight guys and Jeff?

Speaking of Jeff, I would like to see him on Scare Tactics. Solid show.

Is Clement really injured? Or did I read something wrong on the other thread?

by Slica on Jul 22, 2008 9:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Why am I not part of guys?

Clement hurt his thumb in the netting.

by Jeff on Jul 22, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I grew up in a real ghetto.

Not Ellie May’s basement. : )

by Slica on Jul 22, 2008 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm from North Memphis.

People say y’all there all the time.

by acblue on Jul 22, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's an incredibly meritorious word

People should use it more often.

by Graham on Jul 22, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I have no idea.

Even when I try to say it, I cant ever say it like the people who say it can say it. Um, yeah.

by Slica on Jul 22, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I speak too...dare I say it...

Yankee-ish. A girlfriend I just dumped told me I speak ‘all proper’ and stuff.

I never use either word.

by Slica on Jul 22, 2008 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yous

Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.

by JI on Jul 22, 2008 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have no idea how its supposed to be written.

I tend to hear it mostly from New Jersey people.

Sometimes, it sounds like there is a T in it. Like Youst. Or Ust as pronounced in the name Ustes.

by Slica on Jul 22, 2008 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Too long.

I was just going to do Lauryn Hill and Patti Smith, but Harriet Tubman and Thomas Edison are too cool to not be acknowledged.

by acblue on Jul 22, 2008 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.

by JI on Jul 22, 2008 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Advice: Don't take spelling corrections from JI.

And you’se and y’all are not even from the same region. They are not relatives.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 22, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bullshit

I’m qualified to make those corrections.

Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.

by JI on Jul 22, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sure, if you want to get technical.

This may be the weirdest subthread I have ever been involved in.

by Slica on Jul 22, 2008 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Technical is expected around here.

And the weirdness rating of this thread is only about a 3.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 22, 2008 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Play through pain!!

I have a cousin with 1 testicle, when they yell play ball, he smiles.

by Montucky on Jul 22, 2008 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ha!

"Hole in one, eh?"

by Coach Owens on Jul 22, 2008 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He never came through on the walks part. Liar.

Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.

by JI on Jul 22, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

.070 IsoPa? pbbbbt

Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.

by JI on Jul 22, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It should be .450 for his reputation.

He’s not a Greek God, more like Greek royalty or something.

by LantermanC on Jul 22, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

"Hi Bob how are you?"

“Good Tom thanks for asking”

by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 22, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why did I just YouTube that video?

That just ruined a lot of memories when I was in high school. Calling that ghost riding is like Paris Hilton trademarking the word “Hot.”

by Wilder. on Jul 22, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What about Robert Downey Jr.'s upcoming performance

of a white guy who gets some sort of skin pigment change to look like a black guy for the character’s upcoming film in Tropic Thunder?

"Hole in one, eh?"

by Coach Owens on Jul 22, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ashley Russell, you never tell me when to join you

I am willing to commit but you have to open up first

by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 22, 2008 9:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs