7/21: Open Game Thread, Part 2
by Jeff on Jul 21, 2008 8:25 PM PDT
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If Jarrod Washburn hasn't been traded by the ninth inning, Lee, you have failed as as general manager.
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I declare this thread
The Thread of Katal!
by katal on Jul 21, 2008 8:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So LaHair better enjoy this season and invest his big league paycheck wisely
cuz’ he ain’t gonna’ be around for too long.
by acblue on Jul 21, 2008 8:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I disapprove of you closing comments on old game threads.
by Matthew on Jul 21, 2008 8:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't like following two threads at once
by Jeff on Jul 21, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've found the old one will wear itself out within 10 minutes or so anyways
but it’s better the death be natural than forced.
by Matthew on Jul 21, 2008 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You can be like Dexter.
Suppress your desire to kill by killing animals. Then find a way to kill for the benefit of society.
by Wilder. on Jul 21, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck you and your closing threads.
I had a good joke for once.
by Faux on Jul 21, 2008 8:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't have that.
I have to rely on pure dumb luck.
by Faux on Jul 21, 2008 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Five pitches.
Jarrod Washburn just threw 31.
by Jeff on Jul 21, 2008 8:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I was excited this morning
When Steve Kelly went off on Yuni for swinging at all but one of his pitches in yesterday’s game.
by katal on Jul 21, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
God this game is even more pathetic than this year's E3.
by BrianL on Jul 21, 2008 8:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Nintendo pathetic or merely Microsoft pathetic?
"I'm like a retarded Adam Dunn mixed with Jason Bartlett" - R.J. Anderson
by P Brady on Jul 21, 2008 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nintendo pathetic.
Microsoft > Sony > Nintendo.
by BrianL on Jul 21, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But, the new Wiimote expander!!!
And no, it doesn’t mean that we could have made the first one better…
by Faux on Jul 21, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
RIZZS ON RADIO FOR LATER INNINGS NOOOOOOOOOO
by Gomez on Jul 21, 2008 8:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey sweet, Jarrod's at 100 pitches and Manny Ramirez is up.
Let’s watch shall we?
by Matthew on Jul 21, 2008 8:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Clearly not
I’m just questioning the “smoking”
by Matthew on Jul 21, 2008 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll bet Josh Hamilton smoked his SATs
by OlSalty on Jul 21, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He never went to college and talked like an idiot. You decide
"I'm like a retarded Adam Dunn mixed with Jason Bartlett" - R.J. Anderson
by P Brady on Jul 21, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He talks like a fag, and his shit's all retarded.
by acblue on Jul 21, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's OK, my wife was tarded
She’s a pilot now
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 21, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
New SAT or old SAT?
I’m not paying attention.
by Jeff on Jul 21, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I assume old
unless Mike Lowell took the SATs in the last five years for fun.
by Matthew on Jul 21, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Boston has a better team OPS without Ortiz than with him
by Jeff on Jul 21, 2008 8:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So for some odd reason I'm getting FSN Arizona on DirectTv, so I have the Dbacks on channel 686 and the M;s on 687.
One Vision, One Purpose
Peace Through Power
by Goose on Jul 21, 2008 8:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Youkilis's face looks like a butt.
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 21, 2008 8:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
O GOD TRADE TRADE TRADE
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 21, 2008 8:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
NOT TO ST LOUIS
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 21, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 21, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"IEEEEEEEEEEEE STAB STAB STAB"
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 21, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have to say that when the Moose came near me I was frightened.
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 21, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ha
My girlfriend: Whoa! (Washburn) just said fuck!
by katal on Jul 21, 2008 8:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I bet Washburn is pitching hurt
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 21, 2008 8:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Doogie Houser is telling me to buy Old Spice again.
by BrianL on Jul 21, 2008 8:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm glad Washburn's out
I’m sure Mark Lowell do better
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 21, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I for one support racial harmony.
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 21, 2008 8:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It must be terrifying pitching to him
I bet he just grins until you shit your pants
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 21, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What's worse than a Mexican?
A: A chinaman!
by katal on Jul 21, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Stop with the Mexican jokes
BrianL might get offended
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 21, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You mean BeanerL
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 21, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'M HALF-CAMBODIAN YOU FUCKTARD
I’M GOING TO DO TO YOU WHAT I SHOULD HAVE DONE TO THAT GODDAMN CUSTOMER
by BrianL on Jul 21, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If only Graham were here to tell his offensive joke.
by Matthew on Jul 21, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The greatest thing Graham has ever said
was about how awful a driver his mother is.
by katal on Jul 21, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know.
This is a pretty funny joke.
by Matthew on Jul 21, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 21, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
God shutup Blowers, the Angels are not the best team in baseball.
One Vision, One Purpose
Peace Through Power
by Goose on Jul 21, 2008 8:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Mark Lowe has awesome control.
"I'm like a retarded Adam Dunn mixed with Jason Bartlett" - R.J. Anderson
by P Brady on Jul 21, 2008 8:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This game would be better if it were hockey
by Jeff on Jul 21, 2008 8:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
wrong
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 21, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is a baseball board.
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 21, 2008 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can we stop talking about the Rays already!?
by Matthew on Jul 21, 2008 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I try to talk about the Cards as little as humanly possible.
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 21, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ah right.
Jesus that bastard was annoying.
by BrianL on Jul 21, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He was every douche I've ever met all rolled into one screenname.
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 21, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just learned what this arcoynam means
by Robert on Jul 21, 2008 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That explains the spelling.
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 21, 2008 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Varitek grand slam coming right here.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
by esoteric on Jul 21, 2008 8:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Damn. I was sort of hoping.
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by esoteric on Jul 21, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mark Lowe looks more Australian than RRS
this must be a point of divisiveness in the clubhouse.
by Jeff on Jul 21, 2008 8:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
RRS looks pretty Australian, though.
You have to hand it to him.
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by esoteric on Jul 21, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Trade value preserved!
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 21, 2008 8:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I just realized that as bad as Izturis has been
Betancourt is much much much worse.
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 21, 2008 8:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
And sillier which I hear is a positive thing for some GMS
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 21, 2008 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 21, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know which expression I find worse
by Jeff on Jul 21, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is a perfect gif.
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 21, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I approve?
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 21, 2008 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rizzs got all misty eyed talking about the old one's internship ending yesterday.
by acblue on Jul 21, 2008 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's apparently got a bit of the ol' Bert Blyleven in him.
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by esoteric on Jul 21, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Brett needs to start bringing rally fry signs
by katal on Jul 21, 2008 8:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I hooked Corco up with Brett's number
Greatest Safeco ield Duo of all time?
by Robert on Jul 21, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They can buy each other beer!
Oh wait.
by Matthew on Jul 21, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wonder which ten Brett and Corco won't be getting with
by Robert on Jul 21, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Have I mentioned how much I love LL: Days of Our Lives?
by Matthew on Jul 21, 2008 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Like sand through the hourglass...
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 21, 2008 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It sure is awesome, isn't it?
One Vision, One Purpose
Peace Through Power
by Goose on Jul 21, 2008 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm sorry
I should have saved it for the flags.
by Robert on Jul 21, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wasn't being sarcastic.
I really do enjoy it.
How’s your carrot?
by Matthew on Jul 21, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I looking for a way to serve it Aussie.
by Robert on Jul 21, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's not coming up from Tacoma to drink.
by Matthew on Jul 21, 2008 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We are still closer to him than Jeff is.
by Robert on Jul 21, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ms Jeff will be the one that pays for your infidelity that night
by Robert on Jul 21, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I enjoy the snippets of Matthew's journal we get.
Monday July 21st, 2008
I had an eggplant salad for lunch today with a can of Coke. It wasn’t the best lunch, but it sufficed. After lunch I’ll be calculating the distances of various routes I can take home, I can hardly wait.
by BrianL on Jul 21, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
THE ONE THAT LOOKS LIKE A FIVE.
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 21, 2008 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OPPS CAPS LOCK WAs on.
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 21, 2008 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He already had it from when I phone jihaded him awhile back
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Jul 21, 2008 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Which should I watch? This game or a tape of GAMERA VS. GUIRON as done by MST3K?
Understand I’m going to be up all night studying Illinois Civil Procedure.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
by esoteric on Jul 21, 2008 8:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Chicago
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
by esoteric on Jul 21, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You ever been the northern suburbs. Glenview-area?
by Matthew on Jul 21, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sure, why?
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by esoteric on Jul 21, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Suburbs of Chicago are boring, but pleasant enough I suppose. My GF hails from the NW burbs
Living in the city (specifically Wicker Park or Ukrainian Village) is much more exciting.
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by esoteric on Jul 21, 2008 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I bet, but I'm not sure it's worthwhile to live in the city if I have to commute to northern glenview each day.
by Matthew on Jul 21, 2008 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ah, that clarifies things.
In that case, you’ll be alright. If you’re not familiar with Chicago, it’s pretty much the most kickass city in America. It’s got the best architecture/skyline of any city, and all the ethnic/musical/food/music variety of NYC at half the price.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
by esoteric on Jul 21, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've only driven through it once. Seemed nice.
But to above, if I’m working up north, does it make sense to live in the city or to live near work and commute when I feel like going to the city?
by Matthew on Jul 21, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not sure how far north Glenview is.
But when I lived there last fall, it took forever to get up to Evanston by train, or T or whatever they call it. There’s always construction going on, though I suppose it should be done sometime there. There was also a budget crisis every few months where they’d threaten to cut off routes, but get saved during the 11th hour by something.
by LantermanC on Jul 21, 2008 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Depends on what your job is and what you want out of life.
If you’re working the sorts of hours I will be as a lawyer, you’d want to live as close to work as possible until family considerations make that impossible. On the other hand, if you have more leisurely hours, it can be worth it to live in the city. That’s where ALL the real action is. If you like going out at all, you want to be in the city.
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by esoteric on Jul 21, 2008 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks. Exactly the sort of info I was looking for.
I won’t be taking the job if it requires lawyer-hours.
by Matthew on Jul 21, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also, get ready for a shitty, shitty commute if you work in the city.
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by esoteric on Jul 21, 2008 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
MST3K Reunion at comicon! in San diego!
"Holy Shit, It's Steve Perry lead singer of Journey". "ha, FORMER Lead Singer."
by RafaelCarmona22 on Jul 21, 2008 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, sir. That and the adult swim stuff will make it a worthwhile event.
"Holy Shit, It's Steve Perry lead singer of Journey". "ha, FORMER Lead Singer."
by RafaelCarmona22 on Jul 21, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah
On the panel will be: Trace Beaulieu, Paul Chaplin, Frank Conniff, Bill Corbett, Joel Hodgson, Jim Mallon, Kevin Murphy, Bridget Nelson, Mike Nelson, Mary Jo Pehl and J. Elvis Weinstein. Wow.
The moderator will be Patton Oswalt.
"Holy Shit, It's Steve Perry lead singer of Journey". "ha, FORMER Lead Singer."
by RafaelCarmona22 on Jul 21, 2008 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not like you're going or anything.
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by esoteric on Jul 21, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I got the fuck sunburnt out of me during the third inning on Saturday.
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 21, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have text messages from the sour fest that indicate otherwise.
by Matthew on Jul 21, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So I guess you'll be there after all.
Note: if you say anything bad about MST3K I swear to god I will somehow find a way to ban you from your own site.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
by esoteric on Jul 21, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You sort of implied it wasn't good with the "I go to good things" line.
I dunno, I’m a little paranoid right now.
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by esoteric on Jul 21, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love MST3K but would be willing to spend exactly zero seconds with the people at ComicCon
by Jeff on Jul 21, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I really want to go once
in the sort of way you want to go to Chernobyl.
by Matthew on Jul 21, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ComicCon : social tourism
::
Chernobyl : ecological/historical tourism
by Matthew on Jul 21, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can respect this logic.
I feel the same way. If I ever went to one of these things, I would make sure to never engage anyone in conversation.
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by esoteric on Jul 21, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And it sold out last week.
I guess this is the first year they’re not offering walk-up tickets.
I’ve never been, but every year I think I might take a peek.
by Teej on Jul 21, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd be willing to spend -10 seconds with the people at AnthroCon
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 21, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh god, I can tell from the name...that's a Furry convention, right?
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by esoteric on Jul 21, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Even worse, that is in Shitsburgh
fucking furries.
"Holy Shit, It's Steve Perry lead singer of Journey". "ha, FORMER Lead Singer."
by RafaelCarmona22 on Jul 21, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yup. The WHOLE CAST. From EVERY era. Joel, Mike, Trace, Josh, AND Jim Mallon, plus a host of others.
It’ll be badass. I almost wish I could be there. ALMOST. I’m not really that much of a nerd.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
by esoteric on Jul 21, 2008 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Goddammit we've turned Lester into Cliff Lee.
by BrianL on Jul 21, 2008 8:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
JON LESTER HAS LESS THAN HALF OF WASHBURN'S PITCH COUNT
by Jeff on Jul 21, 2008 8:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
And more than double his ability to survive cancer
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 21, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What did I miss while I was in the corner counting to 10?
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 21, 2008 8:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That little white dude is more athletic than you, Yuni
by Jeff on Jul 21, 2008 8:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm not gonna post it.
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 21, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Holy Shit, It's Steve Perry lead singer of Journey". "ha, FORMER Lead Singer."
by RafaelCarmona22 on Jul 21, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Brats bimsby
It doesn’t make sense but that’s what I’m getting
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 21, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh Mags
You’re a beautiful speaker
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 21, 2008 8:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It's like, technically, we're only down by 2
yet how insurmountable that is.
by katal on Jul 21, 2008 8:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This whole year has been very much like 2005 all over again
by Gomez on Jul 21, 2008 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
With the exception of 12 glorious days
2005 was the worst season ever.
by Robert on Jul 21, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What about '04?
"Holy Shit, It's Steve Perry lead singer of Journey". "ha, FORMER Lead Singer."
by RafaelCarmona22 on Jul 21, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
04 was quite enjoyable
Ichiro, Edgar, Bucky, Bobby, Hope of a better tomorrow
by Robert on Jul 21, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
2003
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 21, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wrong
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 21, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There was a 5 games series at the beginning of September
that paralelled the Mariners collaspe.
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 21, 2008 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck Jeff Manto
"Holy Shit, It's Steve Perry lead singer of Journey". "ha, FORMER Lead Singer."
by RafaelCarmona22 on Jul 21, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wasn't 2003 the year of Giovanni Cabrera?
by katal on Jul 21, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jolbert I think.
"Holy Shit, It's Steve Perry lead singer of Journey". "ha, FORMER Lead Singer."
by RafaelCarmona22 on Jul 21, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fail, thy name is Arizona.
One Vision, One Purpose
Peace Through Power
by Goose on Jul 21, 2008 8:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Lowrie/Ellsbury/Pedroia
This is the most 3 Doors Down lineup of all time.
by Jeff on Jul 21, 2008 8:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Randy Johnson-Win # 291.
One Vision, One Purpose
Peace Through Power
by Goose on Jul 21, 2008 8:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW, CUBS FANS?
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by esoteric on Jul 21, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Closing for the Cardinals.
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 21, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's only two runs! We can do this!
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 21, 2008 8:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck this shit, we're not coming back from 2 down.
And TWPIB’s teeth are annoyingly white.
by Faux on Jul 21, 2008 9:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
TRADE HIM
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by esoteric on Jul 21, 2008 9:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
BIGGER
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 21, 2008 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
KEEP GOING
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 21, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Only 69 pitches through 6.1 IP
Screw you, M’s.
by katal on Jul 21, 2008 9:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
bwhahahaha
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 21, 2008 9:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
TRADE HIM
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
by esoteric on Jul 21, 2008 9:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
AND HERE COME THE YANKEES!
One Vision, One Purpose
Peace Through Power
by Goose on Jul 21, 2008 9:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Where is this from again?
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by esoteric on Jul 21, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I remember it very clearly (the announcer saying it), but I can't quite remember the situation
Save that it was ridiculously over-optimistic.
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by esoteric on Jul 21, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was like 7-2 indians in the 8th inning and Derek Jeter singled with 1 out.
by Matthew on Jul 21, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought it was 5-2 in the third inning.
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 21, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It happened more than once, but I clearly remember it being late in the game and a more lopsided score.
by Matthew on Jul 21, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think there were two outs though.
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 21, 2008 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
1 rec from each of us to the person who goes through the archives and finds the correct situation.
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 21, 2008 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Reviewing that series, I now have no idea when it happened.
by Matthew on Jul 21, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm sure some one commented on it.
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 21, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 21, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It seems my only memory of last year's postseason is Dane Cook.
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by esoteric on Jul 21, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh god, THAT guy.
Who the fuck IS that guy? “Pa-u-say.”
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by esoteric on Jul 21, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
At least there's no Dane Cook this time.
At least so far.
by Teej on Jul 21, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
PINCH HIT PINCH HIT PINCH HIT
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 21, 2008 9:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wlad?
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 21, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just thought of our bench and I was struck blind.
Thanks for nothing, asshole.
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by esoteric on Jul 21, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So using Miguel Cairo as a DH is a bad idea.
by BrianL on Jul 21, 2008 9:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I love that we're in this situation and don't care anymore
by Jeff on Jul 21, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm going to publish that list in three separate volumes
by Jeff on Jul 21, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've retained Morgan Freeman to do the audio version.
by Matthew on Jul 21, 2008 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I want Morgan Freeman to narrate my life story.
by BrianL on Jul 21, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I want Morgan Freeman to read me the ingredients on a box of Bisquick
by Jeff on Jul 21, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That would make for the best day ever.
by BrianL on Jul 21, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Especially since it hints at the making of pancakes
by Jeff on Jul 21, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Breakfast with Morgan.
I want this to be America’s next great morning talk show.
by BrianL on Jul 21, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd never get out of bed if that show was on.
by Matthew on Jul 21, 2008 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck Folgers.
Morgan should be the best part of waking up.
by BrianL on Jul 21, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pancakes are but the bastard flat children of waffles.
by Matthew on Jul 21, 2008 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Living longer = more breakfasts consumed
by Jeff on Jul 21, 2008 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've never seen you make a health-conscious statement before.
by Matthew on Jul 21, 2008 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I almost order a stuffed crust pizza but it was 13 bucks before tips and taxes
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by JI on Jul 21, 2008 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Morgan Freeman has two roles, the wise mentor/advisor and the wise criminal
Yet he plays them so well it doesn’t matter
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 21, 2008 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hmmm...
We need hitters something terrible.
by ThundaPC on Jul 21, 2008 9:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
OH GOODIE
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by JI on Jul 21, 2008 9:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Vidro
"Holy Shit, It's Steve Perry lead singer of Journey". "ha, FORMER Lead Singer."
by RafaelCarmona22 on Jul 21, 2008 9:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Vidro pinch hitting for LaHair
STRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
BURRRRRRRRRRRRG
by Gomez on Jul 21, 2008 9:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm rooting for an out here
Ya’ll can figure out why.
by katal on Jul 21, 2008 9:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Thank god we put some POWER into the lineup here.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
by esoteric on Jul 21, 2008 9:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Not to worry, Vidro is outhomering Ben Zobrist by one
by Jeff on Jul 21, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
His doucle on Saturday is out in Houston.
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by JI on Jul 21, 2008 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mariners about to score?
Fear not, for vidro and Cairo are here to save boston’s day
by IceStormV1 on Jul 21, 2008 9:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WALK INTO THAT YOU FAT FUCK
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 21, 2008 9:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Considering where that pitch was
most of the lineup sends that into the upper seats
by IceStormV1 on Jul 21, 2008 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Boston's lineup...
not our anti-slugging lineup…
by LantermanC on Jul 21, 2008 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Christ on a Cracker we are bad at baseball.
by acblue on Jul 21, 2008 9:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Vidro wants to be a home run hitter
but Vidro is not a home run hitter
by IceStormV1 on Jul 21, 2008 9:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I want to be a beautiful butterfly
But I am not a beautiful butterfly.
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by esoteric on Jul 21, 2008 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He could be a home run hitter
in LL Softball
by Gomez on Jul 21, 2008 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But we could also retrieve it and throw him out
before he’d reach home.
by katal on Jul 21, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
One day people will value defense.
I hope I am alive to see it.
by BrianL on Jul 21, 2008 9:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Like the guy who thought Bloomquist was a "great little player" but heckled Beltre?
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by JI on Jul 21, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dear Beltre
There’s no point in making plays like that. It’s not gonna matter.
Still, Nice one.
by IceStormV1 on Jul 21, 2008 9:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
At least if Vidro plays the field the odds are greater that he blows out a knee or tears a hamstring.
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by JI on Jul 21, 2008 9:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
For Red Sox games, they should slash the price of Diamond Club tickets and take down the protective net
by Jeff on Jul 21, 2008 9:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What I'm getting at is that I would like for several of their fans to be injured or made dead
by Jeff on Jul 21, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I can take care of this post-game with a 5-iron.
by BrianL on Jul 21, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
but then fans might get hit with foul balls...
do you really want a bunch of foul balls slapping the faces of Red Sox fans?
by mark sobba on Jul 21, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I personally hope it goes for the chest-cavity.
A much more slow, painful death. Rib puncturing heart and all.
by BrianL on Jul 21, 2008 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Turning Varitek around is stupid.
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by JI on Jul 21, 2008 9:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
They should try turning him right round.
by Matthew on Jul 21, 2008 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wonder how much is park effects.
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by JI on Jul 21, 2008 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So are we gonna have an open "Dave inducted in the HOF" thread?
One Vision, One Purpose
Peace Through Power
by Goose on Jul 21, 2008 9:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Presumably
so help me God if that thing goes off topic.
by Jeff on Jul 21, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I will be there to banhammer.
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by JI on Jul 21, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And that's my que to exit.
One Vision, One Purpose
Peace Through Power
by Goose on Jul 21, 2008 9:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Not until Friday.
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by JI on Jul 21, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm making my way through the series for the first time...
by BrianL on Jul 21, 2008 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
TNT, Scifi
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by JI on Jul 21, 2008 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah I torrented the entire series.
God bless my FiOS connection.
by BrianL on Jul 21, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Great show.
My favorite hour long show of all time, and I HATE Sci Fi type of stuff.
by Slica on Jul 21, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Season 4, episode 3 "Home"
That is one of the freakiest, wrongest goddamn things I’ve ever seen.
by BrianL on Jul 21, 2008 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Banned from tv!
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by JI on Jul 21, 2008 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I watched Humbug when it first aired.
I’ve steadfastly refused to ever see it again.
by Matthew on Jul 21, 2008 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh?
Jog my memory.
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 21, 2008 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I actually found this episode to be rather funny.
by BrianL on Jul 21, 2008 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know if I've seen that one.
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 21, 2008 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't bother protesting, SAS
you don’t want to go to any of these teams.
by Jeff on Jul 21, 2008 9:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Turning the game off to watch my Mad Men dvd
by katal on Jul 21, 2008 9:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Turning the game thread back on after having watched Dr. Horrible for the twentieth time
by Jordan of Boise on Jul 21, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm protesting Mad Men because of The Wire being hosed again.
But I hear it’s quite good.
by Teej on Jul 21, 2008 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is my first time watching
Aaaand, it just started.
by katal on Jul 21, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
fuck the WNBA.
I hope they show more hockey games locally with the Sonics gone.
by Matthew on Jul 21, 2008 9:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He got me a free taco once. Did you hear about that?
by Matthew on Jul 21, 2008 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I had to work. >:(
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by JI on Jul 21, 2008 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That must have been a busy day for you
Did they at least let you take home the extra tacos?
by Jordan of Boise on Jul 21, 2008 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Someone here explained to me that with the money I made working I could buy several tacos.
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by JI on Jul 21, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope it matches up with free Dr. Pepper day
for when Chinese Democracy comes out this year.
by Jordan of Boise on Jul 21, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The man gives tacos to bums, though
Put that on the plaque!
by Jordan of Boise on Jul 21, 2008 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm going to laugh when he beats out Longoria for the ROY.
And by laugh I mean cry.
by BrianL on Jul 21, 2008 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm going to laugh when Longoria beats him out for the division
by Jeff on Jul 21, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And by laugh you mean post another picture recap thread so we can clearly see your joy?
by BrianL on Jul 21, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think I have learned my lesson about that
by Jeff on Jul 21, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We're bored with Jeffshops.
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 21, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
?
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 21, 2008 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Should have gone with the clown.
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 21, 2008 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Though that is Willits' hat.
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 21, 2008 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Awwww....
Will you do it if they win the World Series?
by BrianL on Jul 21, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
As per a long-standing vow I will be too busy streaking
by Jeff on Jul 21, 2008 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pics or it didn't...
On second thought…
by BrianL on Jul 21, 2008 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks to LL softball day with Red and Jeff
I’ve learned that fouling a ball of your foot is really quite painful and doesn’t heal quickly.
by Matthew on Jul 21, 2008 9:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fouling a pitch off your foot in softball is possible?
by Wilder. on Jul 21, 2008 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am.
In my 4 years of intramural softball, I have never seen someone foul a ball off their foot.Q
by Wilder. on Jul 21, 2008 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I had forgotten that it was with a baseball
by Jeff on Jul 21, 2008 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My toe is still partly blue/black
That was over a month ago.
by Matthew on Jul 21, 2008 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's what she said.
And that’s why I spent a month in jail.
by Matthew on Jul 21, 2008 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't like when a mod does something boxable
by Jeff on Jul 21, 2008 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know you wanna.
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by JI on Jul 21, 2008 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You'll win on appeal.
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 21, 2008 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I figured it was marginally acceptable since I used it as a leeway to make a related joke.
by Matthew on Jul 21, 2008 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Violence against women is always a recipe for a soft landing.
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 21, 2008 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh hey, runners on
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 21, 2008 9:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What an asshole.
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 21, 2008 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am looking forward to the college football season.
This is coming way earlier than expected.
by Wilder. on Jul 21, 2008 9:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
A GS here would be so rad.
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 21, 2008 9:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I think I prefer you when you're really, tastelessly mean.
It’s your best style.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
by esoteric on Jul 21, 2008 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's bad that I don't even recognize this as being really tastelessly mean anymore
by Jeff on Jul 21, 2008 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, in a way it's good.
I’m glad your filter has gone out of whack, otherwise “the funny” might be blocked.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
by esoteric on Jul 21, 2008 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol vajayjay rolf
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 21, 2008 9:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sadly, Jonathan Papelbon will pwn Ibanez here pretty solidly.
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by esoteric on Jul 21, 2008 9:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I wasn't paying attention.
Did we just injure cancer boy?
by BrianL on Jul 21, 2008 9:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hit in the leg by a Bloomquist come-backer.
Too funny.
by Teej on Jul 21, 2008 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The radiation made him weak.
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by JI on Jul 21, 2008 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's making Papelbon strand the runners
Just like he made all the doctors cure his cancer.
by ubelmann on Jul 21, 2008 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Alway fobbing the job off on the working man, eh?
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by esoteric on Jul 21, 2008 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is the most under appreciated jpeg in LL history.
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 21, 2008 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It makes zero sense, so I guess that's understandable.
I, however, love it.
by Teej on Jul 21, 2008 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
THEY HAVE THE SAME EXPRESSION ON THEIR FACES
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 21, 2008 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well obviously. That's why I laugh.
I’m just saying it has no frame of reference. I guess this is LL, so that could apply to a shitload of things.
Never mind.
by Teej on Jul 21, 2008 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's a comparison of the two facial expressions.
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by esoteric on Jul 21, 2008 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who is the other guy?
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
by esoteric on Jul 21, 2008 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Papelbon.
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 21, 2008 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Ha ha. Seriously though, who is the OTHER guy?
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by esoteric on Jul 21, 2008 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Matt Stone.
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by JI on Jul 21, 2008 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seriously? Wow, must be an old photo.
What is it from?
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by esoteric on Jul 21, 2008 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Orgazmo.
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 21, 2008 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Worth seeing? I enjoyed Cannibal! The Musical.
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by esoteric on Jul 21, 2008 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought it was better than Cannibal.
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 21, 2008 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
To be fair, I've seen Cannibal! once
and I grew up on Orgazmo.
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 21, 2008 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cannibal and Idiocracy are two films that I only saw because LL guided me to them.
I enjoyed Cannibal well enough, but Idiocracy has become a massive touchstone for my girlfriend and I. I even showed her various references to it here on LL’s gamethreads and she laughed all over again.
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by esoteric on Jul 21, 2008 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I must be missing something.
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 21, 2008 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why come you don't got no tattoo?
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by esoteric on Jul 21, 2008 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
She hasn't seen Cannibal yet. I think she'd like it.
She’s a big fan of South Park, at the very least.
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by esoteric on Jul 21, 2008 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have to be very careful with the people to whom I recommend Cannibal!.
I find it either cements or destroys a good friendship.
by Jeff on Jul 21, 2008 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's not that bad.
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 21, 2008 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh?
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 21, 2008 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Some people just don't like black humor at all
by OlSalty on Jul 21, 2008 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can't imagine being friends with those people.
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 21, 2008 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not gonna happen.
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 21, 2008 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
STAB STAB STAB STAB
......STAB!!!!!!!
by OlSalty on Jul 21, 2008 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So if I went to go this movie in West Philly
would I ever get to hear any of the dialogue?
by Matthew on Jul 21, 2008 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thank god that the Tyler Perry phenomenon has completely flown over me.
Never seen a single thing he’s ever done. From what little I’ve read it sounds intolerable.
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by esoteric on Jul 21, 2008 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
People that don't like aren't good friends
by Matthew on Jul 21, 2008 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have a natural affinity for low-budget cheesy movies (see: MST3K)
When they’re also actually fucking hilarious it’s a great bonus.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
by esoteric on Jul 21, 2008 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hate serious musicals
but love cheesy musicals with catchy whimsical songs.
by Matthew on Jul 21, 2008 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There is exactly one serious musical that I really enjoy
My Fair Lady. Every single other one can go to hell.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
by esoteric on Jul 21, 2008 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
SexyBaek is better.
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 21, 2008 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He and Felix have more homers than our starting 1b.
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 21, 2008 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Actually that figure is outdated but whatever
the point is, he’s good.
by Jeff on Jul 21, 2008 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's good?
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 21, 2008 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why did they bring their closer in before the ninth?
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 21, 2008 9:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HALLELUJAH WE SUCK.
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by esoteric on Jul 21, 2008 9:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Aw sweet, some Beluga Tits action.
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by esoteric on Jul 21, 2008 9:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Rizzs keeps calling Niehaus "David"
Radio about to go off.
by Gomez on Jul 21, 2008 9:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I know it's wrong
but I think Rizzs is pretty decent on radio.
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by JI on Jul 21, 2008 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hate him for the times you hear the crowd roar as he's doing some intro and then he just transitions into a
super excited call like he’s calling it live instead of 30 seconds after it actually happened.
by Matthew on Jul 21, 2008 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I had a really nice day today
Even had a good sandwich for lunch. But this game has left me completely demoralized and mopey.
Also: Youkilis’ right hand annoys me.
by yuniform on Jul 21, 2008 9:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Nah, but Paseo's got them good
Just turkey and roasted tomato.
by yuniform on Jul 21, 2008 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
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by JI on Jul 21, 2008 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Perhaps a 'shop is in order, a stretch yuni/loafie cycle.
"Holy Shit, It's Steve Perry lead singer of Journey". "ha, FORMER Lead Singer."
by RafaelCarmona22 on Jul 21, 2008 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Requesting a gif is worse.
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 21, 2008 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
bwhahahaha
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 21, 2008 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I do my own shops, think you very much.
"Holy Shit, It's Steve Perry lead singer of Journey". "ha, FORMER Lead Singer."
by RafaelCarmona22 on Jul 21, 2008 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
*thank
"Holy Shit, It's Steve Perry lead singer of Journey". "ha, FORMER Lead Singer."
by RafaelCarmona22 on Jul 21, 2008 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm almost excited when Tits gives up a hit because it means he threw a pitch somewhere near the strike zone.
by Teej on Jul 21, 2008 9:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Piniero gets the opposition to aim their lineouts at the fielders.
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by JI on Jul 21, 2008 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Would Youkilis be fun to drink with?
by seahawksrule on Jul 21, 2008 9:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Remember when Tits was our closer?
Good times, good times.
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by esoteric on Jul 21, 2008 10:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That parade was awful.
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 21, 2008 10:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So it may be LATE but K-Rod's going after Bobby Thigpen's saves record
by Gomez on Jul 21, 2008 10:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I bet he gets there, he only needs 18.
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by JI on Jul 21, 2008 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll always remember Bobby Thigpen.
Just like I’ll always remember Lee Smith.
by yuniform on Jul 21, 2008 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lee Smith was actually good.
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 21, 2008 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I bought Katamari Damacy today
What the fuck
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 21, 2008 10:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What the hell possessed you to do that?
by BrianL on Jul 21, 2008 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Those Katamari games are sweet
My brother had one and I played it for hours
by Gomez on Jul 21, 2008 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I tried to play it, but it was too out there for me.
by BrianL on Jul 21, 2008 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The first time I tried to play it I couldn't get past the intro without crying laughing
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 21, 2008 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mushrooms and snowflakes play a might big role in that, don't they.
by acblue on Jul 21, 2008 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WTF?!
What is the goal of that game?
by Wilder. on Jul 21, 2008 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Collect things on your katamari (ball) by rolling over them and get your ball to a specified size. Once the timer runs out
the king of all Cosmos takes it from you and places it into the sky as a star to replace the ones he destroyed
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 21, 2008 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
by Jeff on Jul 21, 2008 10:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You didn't just find out about this did you?
by Matthew on Jul 21, 2008 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Knowing this team they'll offer Washburn an extension now
by OlSalty on Jul 21, 2008 10:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I finally got that noodle out of my keyboard.
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 21, 2008 10:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Did you use a magnet like I suggested?
by Matthew on Jul 21, 2008 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I waited for it to get hard then I pulled it out.
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 21, 2008 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was hoping some moron would take the bait.
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 21, 2008 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was hoping you would take your own bait
by Jeff on Jul 21, 2008 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was worried that I would.
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 21, 2008 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm hoping this is a masturbation metaphor in response to an intercouse metaphor
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 21, 2008 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What if it wasn't an intercourse metaphor?
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 21, 2008 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You would not believe all the hair that falls into a keyboard.
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 21, 2008 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How long did this take?
Wasn’t this like a month ago?
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 22, 2008 7:49 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I needed something to take my mind off the game(s).
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 22, 2008 8:58 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Rangers are in 2nd place?
Holy crap.
by ThundaPC on Jul 21, 2008 10:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Being an A's fan must be so very fulfilling
by Jeff on Jul 21, 2008 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
More fulfilling than this.
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 21, 2008 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can't tell if I was being sarcastic or not
by Jeff on Jul 21, 2008 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Neither can I.
Mike Cameron recorded 485 putouts in 2003.
by JI on Jul 21, 2008 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
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