7/2: Open Game Thread
Toronto Blue Jays at Seattle Mariners, Jul 2, 2008 7:10 PM PDT
So I was thinking during the drive home today about how whenever there's a Washburn start at 7 o'clock, it's always the last thing on my mind before I go to sleep. It made me sad.
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I could have told you that.
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by JI on Jul 2, 2008 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I've talked about Aaron Miles destroying the Red Sox.
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by JI on Jul 2, 2008 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions
How could I have kept quiet about this?
http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb195/THIS_IS_JI/finalseason.jpg
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by JI on Jul 2, 2008 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions
So that was the wrong link.
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by JI on Jul 2, 2008 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions
http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/BOS/BOS200806210.shtml
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by JI on Jul 2, 2008 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions
It's the thing I fear most.
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by JI on Jul 2, 2008 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I wonder how long I'd be banned if I posted 4 giant rotating techno Bill Cosbies.
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by JI on Jul 2, 2008 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Does it depend on whether I couple it with a hissy fit and ruin a days out?
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by JI on Jul 2, 2008 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll be down stairs in a couple of JIs.
Matthew is a 2 last fan of jose lopez man.
Holy crap this taking AK1984
by Robert on Jul 2, 2008 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
What makes you think I would have spelled it correctly.
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by JI on Jul 2, 2008 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I checked Dice K too figuring you take the easy way out
You only mentioned him 3 times and you never talked about his skill.
JI never said he DID say it
only that he COULD have said it.
We'll have to wait until the next time we play Toronto
hopefully they don’t get any new readers.
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by JI on Jul 2, 2008 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I want to post on it but you have to make it more user friendly
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 2, 2008 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions
And yet I never received them
This is poor service
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 2, 2008 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions
With each other?
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 2, 2008 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I got lost when the carrot was introduced.
What am I missing?
This isn't like Robert and the soccer ball is it?
Do I remember the events in reference? Of course. Is the carrot like a tempting Robert thing? Then you smack him with a stick?
Ok, that's the part I was missing.
I think I missed that game thread.
JoseFelixpunchdancezomgboobies
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 2, 2008 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm sorry I'm not mexican like BrianL
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 2, 2008 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Understanding this subthread is vital for your candidacy
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 2, 2008 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I would have jumped off a bridge right after.
It’s not getting better than that.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 2, 2008 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Too lazy to reach for his wallet.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 2, 2008 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm getting that Jose and Felix went on a raping spree
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 2, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions
They basically raped Robert
only without the glorious physical contact
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 2, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I wonder how bewildering this is for people who don't already know the story
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 2, 2008 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Very.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 2, 2008 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions
You're torturing everyone else.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 2, 2008 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions
We all deserve it.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 2, 2008 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, not you maybe.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 2, 2008 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Cryptic puzzling carrots. This displays my emotions right now

HOW DO I REACH THE CARROT?
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 2, 2008 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions
The carrot is in your hands
you’re just too God damn retarded to figure out how to eat it.
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 2, 2008 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions
God damn retarded? Sounds like I'm in good company
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 2, 2008 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Matthew and I have been in better company
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 2, 2008 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions
HELP ME I DON'T UNDERSTAND
JOSE AND FELIX BOTH GOT DRUNK AND DANCED AND THEN YOU SAW BOOBIES AND THEN FELIX PAYED FOR BEERS AND FOR YOU TO SEE BOOBIES
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 2, 2008 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm still trying to connect it to Jose Lopez's wife
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 2, 2008 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions
You don't deserve any more help.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 2, 2008 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Jose Lopez isn't married
some fan you are
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 2, 2008 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions
-boobies.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 2, 2008 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Awesome.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 2, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I hope he never reads this.
(I know he won’t, but it would be embarrassing).
Why spoil the surprise.
There may be a next time.
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by JI on Jul 2, 2008 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I can't watch the game
And therefore won’t have the GTE, I just wanted to see it happen. It was (and still is) a brilliant idea.
Your favorite meme is dead
No, but you might be salvaged and dragged back to the US to be placed near a Taco Del Mar.
Which, I guess, would be a dream for you.
I am really tempted to put a life-sized cutout of your face on that statue.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 2, 2008 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm not sure he knows what you and I refer to.
(about 10 blocks from the Cuban sandwich place)

People fuck with it all the time.
No one would notice.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 2, 2008 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions
There are parts of Fremont that I adore.
This statue and people fucking with it are two such things.
Agreed 100%.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 2, 2008 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions
So do you...2nd place in the ROY vote.
I fucking hate you Mariners
That's true..that'll be BrianL
I fucking hate you Mariners
According to FSN
1947 was before 1948.
And here I thought the whole thing about John Mule Miles was a joke.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Jul 2, 2008 6:50 PM PDT reply actions
I hope Miguel Cairo hits a home run tonight and it flies right out of the stadium and hits Clay Bennett in the groin, bounces off the cement and hits him in the face
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 2, 2008 6:51 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I will anybody 4 dollars
To break Bennett’s jaw.
I'm trying thinking bad thoughts about him
It’s not going so well
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 2, 2008 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions
So you're saying a Clown Bennett?
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 2, 2008 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Bennett's already a clown though
that’d be redundant.
It’s gotta be a mime, at the least.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Jul 2, 2008 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Also, these Mariners
are playing a different kind of basketball, according to Angie.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Jul 2, 2008 6:57 PM PDT reply actions
Fuck this game.
I’m watching Tampa-Boston on ESPN.
NEEDS LESS SUCK
Bases juiced, bitches!
Needs MORE SUCK -- Strasberg '09!
Good call..GO RAYS!
I fucking hate you Mariners
Bluebird Banter's game thread is up!
http://www.bluebirdbanter.com/2008/7/2/563907/gin-and-misery
Let the tasteful invasion begin!
by johnbai on Jul 2, 2008 7:05 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Carlos Pena looks like a less badass Jose Lopez
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 2, 2008 7:09 PM PDT reply actions
Rockies destroying the Pads!
Strasburg time soon.
Flipping back the the M's game is rather anticlimactic.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
I hate commercials.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 2, 2008 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
good idea!
http://www.bluebirdbanter.com/2008/7/2/563907/gin-and-misery
water is fine… the dude is cool with us joining him.
The Rays are everything I imagine the Mariners being.
Making me excited..knowing they’ll come through in a jam. DAMNIT….oh well. GO RAYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I fucking hate you Mariners
I cannot even imagine the Mariners being this good.
Everytime I dream of the Ms winning it’s via insanely good luck.
Cause Willie played last night and is exhausted..he almost made it to 2nd base.
I fucking hate you Mariners
I wore my Rays shirt today
Tomorrow I think I’ll wear the same shirt only without pants
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 2, 2008 7:16 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
It's so shiny!
I fucking hate you Mariners
Reference back up to the metallic statue
I fucking hate you Mariners
So Ichiro singled, meaning the current leader of Beat the Streak over at mlb.com is up to 47 games in a row.
10 more and he wins $1 million.
Beltre should be hitting .350 right now damnit
I fucking hate you Mariners
According to God, Fuck the mariners
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 2, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions
According to David Stern
Seattle’s a terrible sports city.
My brother is traveling across the country in a used Honda Prelude. Read all about it here!
nothrowingfish.blogspot.com
There are still 30,000 people coming to the stadium when they are the worst team in baseball
So what are you talking about?
half of them are Jays fans
Most of the rest have nothing else to do.
We don't negotiate with terrorists.
There were 35K fans at a National/Mariner game
Who cares if some Jays fans want to show their support?
"You see it in their faces."
God I hate sportscasters.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOO RAYS
Needs MORE SUCK -- Strasberg '09!
Iwamura can suck a dick..you had no chance..why'd u swing at that 3-1 pitch..cockface
I fucking hate you Mariners
I think I know of the primary source for my hatred of the Mariners
I fucking hate you Mariners
I HAVE A SECRET MESSAGE TO YOUR LEADER
MEOW MEOW MEOW, PURR PURR MEOW MEOW MEOW
by Sylar on Jul 2, 2008 7:30 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
And awesome.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 2, 2008 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Spell-check
My brother is traveling across the country in a used Honda Prelude. Read all about it here!
nothrowingfish.blogspot.com
See that, Yuni?
It’s called range. Learn it. Again.
Needs MORE SUCK -- Strasberg '09!
Do. Not. Want.
I fucking hate you Mariners
*eyes melt*
My brother is traveling across the country in a used Honda Prelude. Read all about it here!
nothrowingfish.blogspot.com
I think I'll make myself some sangria tonight
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 2, 2008 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Remind me to fly you back up here next time the Giants visit.
Perhaps we can pair up the most awesome duo…
I havent been carded 4 times
And half of those were because Jeff’s receding hairline made me look older by association.
Nick's beard and the scent of a couple big leaguers helped
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 2, 2008 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions
This is creepy that you know his birthday
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 2, 2008 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
How's your night showering treating you?
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 2, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Not a problem
I gave that information to a friend of mine once just in case I forget
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 2, 2008 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm sure typing in Jeff Curator into the search is pretty easy
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 2, 2008 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I still don't get how he determined the year though.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 2, 2008 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll give it to you by email if you promise to never give it to Brett
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 2, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I wonder if LFOJL has figured out the story yet
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 2, 2008 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm standing by Jose Lopez dance-raping Felix
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 2, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I think you think there are more details that you're missing.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 2, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
There were three threads on it
Jesus Christ thats how the “DO. NOT. WANT.” meme started. No wonder you cant control memes when you cant even keep track of them.
Fuck you, Pedroia.
Needs MORE SUCK -- Strasberg '09!
If he'd just settled for a single he would have cycled.
That’s kind of funny actually.
~Till the Halo burns out...
Rizzs still thinks it's 5-4 Rays
My brother is traveling across the country in a used Honda Prelude. Read all about it here!
nothrowingfish.blogspot.com
come over to Bluebirds when the Rays are done
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3096/2632062083_19467180c6.jpg?v=0
OK, last link… afterwards, I’d just be spamming.
Reading Sons of Sam Horn right now is hilarious
Though it might start sucking again if the Rays blow this.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
Sweetness
My brother is traveling across the country in a used Honda Prelude. Read all about it here!
nothrowingfish.blogspot.com
My faith in our FO is such...
that even were we to win the Strasburg race…they wouldn’t pick him anyway
There is an analogy in this
Two birds are in a feather in a Rays game, while two birds are in a feather watching a Mariners game.
You make the logical decision, Jeff
Evil is beginning to be resurgent in Tampa right now.
If you believe in God, start praying.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
LATE, he was put on the DL the other day.
I fucking hate you Mariners
Which jersey option is better?
Morrow or Clement?
Rays jerseys are not surprisingly $50 more
We don't negotiate with terrorists.
Clement, but I'd wait until after July 31.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 2, 2008 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
That's the only reason for the question.
Don’t wanna get Jones’d
We don't negotiate with terrorists.
Go with the sure thing, Silva!
You know he’s not going anywhere anytime soon!
Stick with a known commodity.
Kevin Youkilis looks like he ate a bear whole...
but the ass is still sticking out of his mouth
by pakipaki on Jul 2, 2008 8:00 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Wouldn't know
We apparently have good beer up here but people still want Bud Light.
We don't negotiate with terrorists.
SWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
Needs MORE SUCK -- Strasberg '09!
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYSSSSSSSSSSSS
Fuck off Boston. Suck on that Caroline.
THEY ARE PLAYING SWEET CAROLINE!! BAHAHAH
I fucking hate you Mariners
This is by far my favorite part of the season
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 2, 2008 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Our organization would never dare..I love the Rays
I fucking hate you Mariners
I would almost enjoy hearing that in this ONE context.
A fucking sweep of Satan’s Own.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
That's right Varitek.
Just watch the hanging curve all the way for strike 3.
~Till the Halo burns out...
Need Washburn to pitch well so that he might get traded...
need to lose for strasburg…
so conflicted!
We need him to look as good as possible
If we get any kind of value for him and his crappy contract it’s a huge win-win.
But then we can't trade Corcoran for Howell!!!
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 2, 2008 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Shook the windows and sent the cat under the bed.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 2, 2008 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I was busy eatting dessert.
I fucking hate you Mariners
CATJEFF WINS!
Wait till they get ahold of clown jeff
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 2, 2008 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
You really don't want to ever be allowed to comment again do you?
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 2, 2008 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Clown Jeff comes after clinching division.
by R.J. Anderson on Jul 2, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Rays ALE title > family
We both know this.
by R.J. Anderson on Jul 2, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
If you could come with Matthew that would be amazing
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 2, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I have already assigned Graham to a Brett-related project in Seattle
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 2, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions

As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 2, 2008 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
He now has a 4 something ERA
Which team doesn’t want him now?
Rec'd.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 2, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
He commissioned it.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 2, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
That's Rays'is
I fucking hate you Mariners
I can see you sitting at your computer posting these pictures
eating twizzlers and otter pops, cackling like a deranged gay.
Come visit Canada
http://www.bluebirdbanter.com/2008/7/2/563907/gin-and-misery#7143156
Your favorite meme is dead
New thread up
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2008/7/2/563986/7-2-open-game-thread-part
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