7/2: Open Game Thread
Toronto Blue Jays at Seattle Mariners, Jul 2, 2008 7:10 PM PDT
So I was thinking during the drive home today about how whenever there's a Washburn start at 7 o'clock, it's always the last thing on my mind before I go to sleep. It made me sad.
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I could have told you that.
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by JI on Jul 2, 2008 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've talked about Aaron Miles destroying the Red Sox.
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by JI on Jul 2, 2008 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How could I have kept quiet about this?
http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb195/THIS_IS_JI/finalseason.jpg
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by JI on Jul 2, 2008 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So that was the wrong link.
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by JI on Jul 2, 2008 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/BOS/BOS200806210.shtml
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by JI on Jul 2, 2008 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can't wait for somebody to acidently copy paste a porn link
by Robert on Jul 2, 2008 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's the thing I fear most.
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by JI on Jul 2, 2008 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm waiting for some new reading material
by Robert on Jul 2, 2008 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wonder how long I'd be banned if I posted 4 giant rotating techno Bill Cosbies.
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by JI on Jul 2, 2008 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Slightly less longer than PhilKenSebben?
by Matthew on Jul 2, 2008 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Does it depend on whether I couple it with a hissy fit and ruin a days out?
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by JI on Jul 2, 2008 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We could make metric time using bannings as a standard
by Robert on Jul 2, 2008 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll be down stairs in a couple of JIs.
Matthew is a 2 last fan of jose lopez man.
Holy crap this taking AK1984
by Robert on Jul 2, 2008 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
What makes you think I would have spelled it correctly.
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by JI on Jul 2, 2008 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I checked Dice K too figuring you take the easy way out
You only mentioned him 3 times and you never talked about his skill.
by Robert on Jul 2, 2008 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
JI never said he DID say it
only that he COULD have said it.
by Matthew on Jul 2, 2008 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Alone again
Not tonight my friend.
Your favorite meme is dead
by Edanger6 on Jul 2, 2008 6:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Physically or interneterly?
Your favorite meme is dead
by Edanger6 on Jul 2, 2008 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We'll have to wait until the next time we play Toronto
hopefully they don’t get any new readers.
JI/Robert/? in '08 Sponsored by Mountain Dew!
by JI on Jul 2, 2008 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I want to post on it but you have to make it more user friendly
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 2, 2008 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I try but I get frustrated and just go back to posting here.
I’m offering a penny a comment there
by Robert on Jul 2, 2008 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd rather have carrots
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 2, 2008 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And yet I never received them
This is poor service
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 2, 2008 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Imagine something worse than a thousand bannings
by Robert on Jul 2, 2008 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
With each other?
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by acblue on Jul 2, 2008 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I got lost when the carrot was introduced.
What am I missing?
by Matthew on Jul 2, 2008 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This isn't like Robert and the soccer ball is it?
Do I remember the events in reference? Of course. Is the carrot like a tempting Robert thing? Then you smack him with a stick?
by Matthew on Jul 2, 2008 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
by Jeff on Jul 2, 2008 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ok, that's the part I was missing.
I think I missed that game thread.
by Matthew on Jul 2, 2008 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
JoseFelixpunchdancezomgboobies
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 2, 2008 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm sorry I'm not mexican like BrianL
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 2, 2008 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Understanding this subthread is vital for your candidacy
by Jeff on Jul 2, 2008 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would have jumped off a bridge right after.
It’s not getting better than that.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by acblue on Jul 2, 2008 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Too lazy to reach for his wallet.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by acblue on Jul 2, 2008 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I gave up a long time ago
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 2, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm getting that Jose and Felix went on a raping spree
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 2, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They basically raped Robert
only without the glorious physical contact
by Jeff on Jul 2, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're torturing everyone else.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by acblue on Jul 2, 2008 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We all deserve it.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by acblue on Jul 2, 2008 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, not you maybe.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by acblue on Jul 2, 2008 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cryptic puzzling carrots. This displays my emotions right now

HOW DO I REACH THE CARROT?
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 2, 2008 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey look it's the ceiling
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 2, 2008 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The carrot is in your hands
you’re just too God damn retarded to figure out how to eat it.
by Jeff on Jul 2, 2008 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
God damn retarded? Sounds like I'm in good company
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 2, 2008 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Matthew and I have been in better company
by Jeff on Jul 2, 2008 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HELP ME I DON'T UNDERSTAND
JOSE AND FELIX BOTH GOT DRUNK AND DANCED AND THEN YOU SAW BOOBIES AND THEN FELIX PAYED FOR BEERS AND FOR YOU TO SEE BOOBIES
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 2, 2008 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm still trying to connect it to Jose Lopez's wife
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 2, 2008 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You don't deserve any more help.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by acblue on Jul 2, 2008 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jose Lopez isn't married
some fan you are
by Jeff on Jul 2, 2008 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope he never reads this.
(I know he won’t, but it would be embarrassing).
by Matthew on Jul 2, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But I'm Drunk NOW
And I don’t know how to post Jpegs or Jifs
Your favorite meme is dead
by Edanger6 on Jul 2, 2008 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I saw that but,
We kinda need to redeem ourselves
Your favorite meme is dead
by Edanger6 on Jul 2, 2008 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why spoil the surprise.
There may be a next time.
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by JI on Jul 2, 2008 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sure but the Shock and Awe
will Shock and Awe.
Your favorite meme is dead
by Edanger6 on Jul 2, 2008 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can't watch the game
And therefore won’t have the GTE, I just wanted to see it happen. It was (and still is) a brilliant idea.
Your favorite meme is dead
by Edanger6 on Jul 2, 2008 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Our inaugural drunk thread should be on our home turf
It would be like opening day on the road.
by Robert on Jul 2, 2008 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Inaugural drunk thread?
You mean yet another drunk thread, right?
Your favorite meme is dead
by Edanger6 on Jul 2, 2008 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, but you might be salvaged and dragged back to the US to be placed near a Taco Del Mar.
Which, I guess, would be a dream for you.
by Matthew on Jul 2, 2008 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am really tempted to put a life-sized cutout of your face on that statue.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by acblue on Jul 2, 2008 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not sure he knows what you and I refer to.
(about 10 blocks from the Cuban sandwich place)

by Matthew on Jul 2, 2008 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
People fuck with it all the time.
No one would notice.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by acblue on Jul 2, 2008 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There are parts of Fremont that I adore.
This statue and people fucking with it are two such things.
by Matthew on Jul 2, 2008 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Agreed 100%.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by acblue on Jul 2, 2008 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So do you...2nd place in the ROY vote.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 2, 2008 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Clever.
At least I’m not bronze.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 2, 2008 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's true..that'll be BrianL
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 2, 2008 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
According to FSN
1947 was before 1948.
And here I thought the whole thing about John Mule Miles was a joke.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Jul 2, 2008 6:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I hope Miguel Cairo hits a home run tonight and it flies right out of the stadium and hits Clay Bennett in the groin, bounces off the cement and hits him in the face
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 2, 2008 6:51 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Jose Lopez is far to nice of a man to do this.
by Robert on Jul 2, 2008 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I will anybody 4 dollars
To break Bennett’s jaw.
by Slica on Jul 2, 2008 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm trying thinking bad thoughts about him
It’s not going so well
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 2, 2008 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So you're saying a Clown Bennett?
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 2, 2008 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bennett's already a clown though
that’d be redundant.
It’s gotta be a mime, at the least.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Jul 2, 2008 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also, these Mariners
are playing a different kind of basketball, according to Angie.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Jul 2, 2008 6:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck this game.
I’m watching Tampa-Boston on ESPN.
NEEDS LESS SUCK
by Double06 on Jul 2, 2008 7:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bases juiced, bitches!
Needs MORE SUCK -- Strasberg '09!
by Double06 on Jul 2, 2008 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good call..GO RAYS!
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 2, 2008 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bluebird Banter's game thread is up!
http://www.bluebirdbanter.com/2008/7/2/563907/gin-and-misery
Let the tasteful invasion begin!
by johnbai on Jul 2, 2008 7:05 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
rays rays rays rays rays rays rays rays rays rays rays rays rays rays rays
by Matthew on Jul 2, 2008 7:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Carlos Pena looks like a less badass Jose Lopez
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 2, 2008 7:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Rockies destroying the Pads!
Strasburg time soon.
by Matthew on Jul 2, 2008 7:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Longy?
Really?
One Vision, One Purpose
Peace Through Power
by Goose on Jul 2, 2008 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He;s mixing M's & Rays
We don't negotiate with terrorists.
by Mariner John on Jul 2, 2008 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by acblue on Jul 2, 2008 7:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
LONGORIA!!!!
Needs MORE SUCK -- Strasberg '09!
by Double06 on Jul 2, 2008 7:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Flipping back the the M's game is rather anticlimactic.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by acblue on Jul 2, 2008 7:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I hate commercials.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by acblue on Jul 2, 2008 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rays game thread: Mariner blog
Mariner game thread: Blue Jays blog?
by Jeff on Jul 2, 2008 7:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
good idea!
http://www.bluebirdbanter.com/2008/7/2/563907/gin-and-misery
water is fine… the dude is cool with us joining him.
by johnbai on Jul 2, 2008 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Rays are everything I imagine the Mariners being.
Making me excited..knowing they’ll come through in a jam. DAMNIT….oh well. GO RAYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 2, 2008 7:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I cannot even imagine the Mariners being this good.
Everytime I dream of the Ms winning it’s via insanely good luck.
by Matthew on Jul 2, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So Evan Longoria>Adrian Beltre?
One Vision, One Purpose
Peace Through Power
by Goose on Jul 2, 2008 7:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wait, Cairo in the 2 spot?
Why?
We don't negotiate with terrorists.
by Mariner John on Jul 2, 2008 7:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Cause Willie played last night and is exhausted..he almost made it to 2nd base.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 2, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What happened to Loafie?
We don't negotiate with terrorists.
by Mariner John on Jul 2, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wore my Rays shirt today
Tomorrow I think I’ll wear the same shirt only without pants
by Jeff on Jul 2, 2008 7:16 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
It's so shiny!
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 2, 2008 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope
We don't negotiate with terrorists.
by Mariner John on Jul 2, 2008 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Reference back up to the metallic statue
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 2, 2008 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I heard Robert's mom does a nice spit-shine
Too much?
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 2, 2008 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So why didn't Pena score on that play?
One Vision, One Purpose
Peace Through Power
by Goose on Jul 2, 2008 7:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So Ichiro singled, meaning the current leader of Beat the Streak over at mlb.com is up to 47 games in a row.
10 more and he wins $1 million.
by Matthew on Jul 2, 2008 7:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I think he's 2 away from the Beat the Streak record.
One Vision, One Purpose
Peace Through Power
by Goose on Jul 2, 2008 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Beltre should be hitting .350 right now damnit
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 2, 2008 7:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
According to Gameday, Beltre lined out again
by Jeff on Jul 2, 2008 7:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
According to God, Fuck the mariners
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 2, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
According to David Stern
Seattle’s a terrible sports city.
My brother is traveling across the country in a used Honda Prelude. Read all about it here!
nothrowingfish.blogspot.com
by GoodKeith on Jul 2, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It kind of is
When the team is doing poorly.
We don't negotiate with terrorists.
by Mariner John on Jul 2, 2008 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There are still 30,000 people coming to the stadium when they are the worst team in baseball
So what are you talking about?
by marinator on Jul 2, 2008 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
half of them are Jays fans
Most of the rest have nothing else to do.
We don't negotiate with terrorists.
by Mariner John on Jul 2, 2008 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There were 35K fans at a National/Mariner game
Who cares if some Jays fans want to show their support?
by marinator on Jul 2, 2008 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was Father's Day
We don't negotiate with terrorists.
by Mariner John on Jul 2, 2008 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was a Nationals/Mariners game!!!!
!!!!
by marinator on Jul 2, 2008 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wait, who was playing?
We don't negotiate with terrorists.
by Mariner John on Jul 2, 2008 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"You see it in their faces."
God I hate sportscasters.
by Matthew on Jul 2, 2008 7:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Washburn throws the straightest "slider" ever
We don't negotiate with terrorists.
by Mariner John on Jul 2, 2008 7:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
YES BARTLETT!
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 2, 2008 7:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WOOOOOOOOOOOOO RAYS
Needs MORE SUCK -- Strasberg '09!
by Double06 on Jul 2, 2008 7:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hot damn!
One Vision, One Purpose
Peace Through Power
by Goose on Jul 2, 2008 7:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Iwamura can suck a dick..you had no chance..why'd u swing at that 3-1 pitch..cockface
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 2, 2008 7:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yup..just realized how mad that got me...and I'm in a Mariner's thread getting GTE about a mediocre Rays player.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 2, 2008 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think I know of the primary source for my hatred of the Mariners
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 2, 2008 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I HAVE A SECRET MESSAGE TO YOUR LEADER
MEOW MEOW MEOW, PURR PURR MEOW MEOW MEOW
by Sylar on Jul 2, 2008 7:30 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
And awesome.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by acblue on Jul 2, 2008 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't you have some heroine to inject?
by marinator on Jul 2, 2008 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Spell-check
My brother is traveling across the country in a used Honda Prelude. Read all about it here!
nothrowingfish.blogspot.com
by GoodKeith on Jul 2, 2008 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Which one?
Catwoman? Wonder Woman?
We don't negotiate with terrorists.
by Mariner John on Jul 2, 2008 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Reed caught this ball

sad
We don't negotiate with terrorists.
by Mariner John on Jul 2, 2008 7:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey, lightning.
Cool.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by acblue on Jul 2, 2008 7:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The Rays are like our game last night except every day
by Jeff on Jul 2, 2008 7:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
See that, Yuni?
It’s called range. Learn it. Again.
Needs MORE SUCK -- Strasberg '09!
by Double06 on Jul 2, 2008 7:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Do. Not. Want.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 2, 2008 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
*eyes melt*
My brother is traveling across the country in a used Honda Prelude. Read all about it here!
nothrowingfish.blogspot.com
by GoodKeith on Jul 2, 2008 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think I'll make myself some sangria tonight
by Jeff on Jul 2, 2008 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I got that that was sangria
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 2, 2008 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jose Lopez raped Felix?
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 2, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey I thought sodomy was not LL approved
This is bullshit to the highest degree!
by marinator on Jul 2, 2008 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
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by Robert on Jul 2, 2008 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Remind me to fly you back up here next time the Giants visit.
Perhaps we can pair up the most awesome duo…
by Matthew on Jul 2, 2008 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sometimes they try to take it away from you.
by Robert on Jul 2, 2008 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How often do you get carded?
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 2, 2008 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I havent been carded 4 times
And half of those were because Jeff’s receding hairline made me look older by association.
by Robert on Jul 2, 2008 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nick's beard and the scent of a couple big leaguers helped
by Jeff on Jul 2, 2008 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is creepy that you know his birthday
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 2, 2008 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2005/5/17/211125/792#3333991
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2006/10/10/182956/06#3351791
by Robert on Jul 2, 2008 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How's your night showering treating you?
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 2, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not a problem
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2008/5/2/471778/a-request#5631732
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2007/11/4/61720/6642#3463512
by Robert on Jul 2, 2008 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jeff is no longer in our database
He was a few weeks ago so I think he has a inside man
by Robert on Jul 2, 2008 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Somehow I bet you know my SSN and various credit card numbers.
by Matthew on Jul 2, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I gave that information to a friend of mine once just in case I forget
by Jeff on Jul 2, 2008 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
At least he knows the root of whoever steals his identity
We don't negotiate with terrorists.
by Mariner John on Jul 2, 2008 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I lost 10 recs in the attacks
You know I would never do that
by Robert on Jul 2, 2008 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How do you have all this stuff so quickly?
by Teej on Jul 2, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seriously.
This is the third or fourth time in the past week I’ve been blown away.
by Teej on Jul 2, 2008 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm sure typing in Jeff Curator into the search is pretty easy
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 2, 2008 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I still don't get how he determined the year though.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 2, 2008 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just turned 21
Felix turned 22
Jeff refuses to admit Felix is younger than him
by Robert on Jul 2, 2008 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Robert, you fail as a stalker.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 2, 2008 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My next trick will be finding his address
by Robert on Jul 2, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll give it to you by email if you promise to never give it to Brett
by Jeff on Jul 2, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wonder if LFOJL has figured out the story yet
by Jeff on Jul 2, 2008 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm standing by Jose Lopez dance-raping Felix
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 2, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think you think there are more details that you're missing.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by acblue on Jul 2, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Remember when there were rumors about us trading sexson for him,.
by Robert on Jul 2, 2008 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There were three threads on it
Jesus Christ thats how the “DO. NOT. WANT.” meme started. No wonder you cant control memes when you cant even keep track of them.
by Robert on Jul 2, 2008 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck you, Pedroia.
Needs MORE SUCK -- Strasberg '09!
by Double06 on Jul 2, 2008 7:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If he'd just settled for a single he would have cycled.
That’s kind of funny actually.
~Till the Halo burns out...
by Zu Long on Jul 2, 2008 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rizzs still thinks it's 5-4 Rays
My brother is traveling across the country in a used Honda Prelude. Read all about it here!
nothrowingfish.blogspot.com
by GoodKeith on Jul 2, 2008 7:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The Moose should've finished the job
We don't negotiate with terrorists.
by Mariner John on Jul 2, 2008 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Then you get to watch the TOR/SEA barnburner.
We don't negotiate with terrorists.
by Mariner John on Jul 2, 2008 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Come post on our cool threads
You know you can’t resist the praise we’re showering upon you
by Sylar on Jul 2, 2008 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
come over to Bluebirds when the Rays are done
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3096/2632062083_19467180c6.jpg?v=0
OK, last link… afterwards, I’d just be spamming.
by johnbai on Jul 2, 2008 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It'd be more fun to join the Red Sox blog
It really would
by marinator on Jul 2, 2008 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Reading Sons of Sam Horn right now is hilarious
Though it might start sucking again if the Rays blow this.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
by esoteric on Jul 2, 2008 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sweetness
My brother is traveling across the country in a used Honda Prelude. Read all about it here!
nothrowingfish.blogspot.com
by GoodKeith on Jul 2, 2008 7:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WTF?
Cairo has In play, run(s) with a runner on first?
We don't negotiate with terrorists.
by Mariner John on Jul 2, 2008 7:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck, Washington lost.
We gotta’ lose this game to stay on top of the Strasburg race.
by redwolf75 on Jul 2, 2008 7:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Would you say the Mariners logo is on the ass of this statue?

by HARRYP09 on Jul 2, 2008 7:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bigger pictures
I can hardly see that fucking thing
by marinator on Jul 2, 2008 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I imagine the purposely stayed away from the ass,
but they put as as close as we can get.
by Teej on Jul 2, 2008 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why does this exist?
We don't negotiate with terrorists.
by Mariner John on Jul 2, 2008 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
damnit people, stop with this winning shit.
by Matthew on Jul 2, 2008 7:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
My faith in our FO is such...
that even were we to win the Strasburg race…they wouldn’t pick him anyway
by pakipaki on Jul 2, 2008 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Josh Fields v. 2? Nah, they're not
that dumb.
by redwolf75 on Jul 2, 2008 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There is an analogy in this
Two birds are in a feather in a Rays game, while two birds are in a feather watching a Mariners game.
You make the logical decision, Jeff
by Sylar on Jul 2, 2008 7:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
"Who knew Miguel Cairo was so strong"
Oh you
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 2, 2008 7:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Evil is beginning to be resurgent in Tampa right now.
If you believe in God, start praying.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
by esoteric on Jul 2, 2008 7:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
LATE, he was put on the DL the other day.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 2, 2008 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tal Smith is back?
We don't negotiate with terrorists.
by Mariner John on Jul 2, 2008 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tampa Bay needs good Putz right now
Trade, trade, trade.
by marinator on Jul 2, 2008 7:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
They need Percy.
Sucks that he’s hurt.
~Till the Halo burns out...
by Zu Long on Jul 2, 2008 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Which jersey option is better?
Morrow or Clement?
Rays jerseys are not surprisingly $50 more
We don't negotiate with terrorists.
by Mariner John on Jul 2, 2008 7:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Clement, but I'd wait until after July 31.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by acblue on Jul 2, 2008 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's the only reason for the question.
Don’t wanna get Jones’d
We don't negotiate with terrorists.
by Mariner John on Jul 2, 2008 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Go with the sure thing, Silva!
You know he’s not going anywhere anytime soon!
Stick with a known commodity.
by marinator on Jul 2, 2008 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kevin Youkilis looks like he ate a bear whole...
but the ass is still sticking out of his mouth
by pakipaki on Jul 2, 2008 8:00 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Nice catch BJ.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by acblue on Jul 2, 2008 8:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bluebird Banter needs an intervention. They are extolling the virtues of PBR as a beer over there.
by HARRYP09 on Jul 2, 2008 8:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
They're from Canada
I find this explains a lot.
We don't negotiate with terrorists.
by Mariner John on Jul 2, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wouldn't know
We apparently have good beer up here but people still want Bud Light.
We don't negotiate with terrorists.
by Mariner John on Jul 2, 2008 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Eat a dick Lowell.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by acblue on Jul 2, 2008 8:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Slow motherfucker.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
by esoteric on Jul 2, 2008 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
SWEEEEEEEEEP
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 2, 2008 8:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
YYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by acblue on Jul 2, 2008 8:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
SWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
Needs MORE SUCK -- Strasberg '09!
by Double06 on Jul 2, 2008 8:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
CHRIST IS RISEN!
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
by esoteric on Jul 2, 2008 8:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYSSSSSSSSSSSS
Fuck off Boston. Suck on that Caroline.
by Matthew on Jul 2, 2008 8:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
THEY ARE PLAYING SWEET CAROLINE!! BAHAHAH
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 2, 2008 8:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This is by far my favorite part of the season
by Jeff on Jul 2, 2008 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Our organization would never dare..I love the Rays
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 2, 2008 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would almost enjoy hearing that in this ONE context.
A fucking sweep of Satan’s Own.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
by esoteric on Jul 2, 2008 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
PURPLE TENTACLE CONQUERS THE WORLD!
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
by esoteric on Jul 2, 2008 8:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What in the holy hell
What is that thing at the end
by marinator on Jul 2, 2008 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What the fuck is this?
We don't negotiate with terrorists.
by Mariner John on Jul 2, 2008 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
SWEET TITS IN MY FACE I AM AT YOUR MERCY TAMPA BAY
by Jeff on Jul 2, 2008 8:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That's right Varitek.
Just watch the hanging curve all the way for strike 3.
~Till the Halo burns out...
by Zu Long on Jul 2, 2008 8:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Need Washburn to pitch well so that he might get traded...
need to lose for strasburg…
so conflicted!
by Matthew on Jul 2, 2008 8:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We need him to look as good as possible
If we get any kind of value for him and his crappy contract it’s a huge win-win.
by marinator on Jul 2, 2008 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Washburn pitches 7 scoreless, Corcoran blows the lead. M's lose.
Sound good?
by redwolf75 on Jul 2, 2008 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But then we can't trade Corcoran for Howell!!!
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by acblue on Jul 2, 2008 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Anyone have really fucking loud thunder 20-30 minutes ago?
by redwolf75 on Jul 2, 2008 8:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Shook the windows and sent the cat under the bed.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by acblue on Jul 2, 2008 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was busy eatting dessert.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 2, 2008 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
CATJEFF WINS!
Wait till they get ahold of clown jeff
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 2, 2008 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You really don't want to ever be allowed to comment again do you?
by Jeff on Jul 2, 2008 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Clown Jeff comes after clinching division.
by R.J. Anderson on Jul 2, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rays ALE title > family
We both know this.
by R.J. Anderson on Jul 2, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you could come with Matthew that would be amazing
by Jeff on Jul 2, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have already assigned Graham to a Brett-related project in Seattle
by Jeff on Jul 2, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think Graham delegated that project onto me?
by Robert on Jul 2, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by acblue on Jul 2, 2008 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm coming to San Diego
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 2, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He now has a 4 something ERA
Which team doesn’t want him now?
by Scrupio on Jul 2, 2008 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck you Eckstein.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by acblue on Jul 2, 2008 8:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He commissioned it.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by acblue on Jul 2, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't make me post Clown R.J
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 2, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Clown B.J. Upton would be better.
by R.J. Anderson on Jul 2, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's Rays'is
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 2, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can see you sitting at your computer posting these pictures
eating twizzlers and otter pops, cackling like a deranged gay.
by marinator on Jul 2, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Miguel Cairo would've gotten the runner at second.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by acblue on Jul 2, 2008 8:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Come visit Canada
http://www.bluebirdbanter.com/2008/7/2/563907/gin-and-misery#7143156
Your favorite meme is dead
by Edanger6 on Jul 2, 2008 8:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
New thread up
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2008/7/2/563986/7-2-open-game-thread-part
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2008/7/2/563986/7-2-open-game-thread-part
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2008/7/2/563986/7-2-open-game-thread-part
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2008/7/2/563986/7-2-open-game-thread-part
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2008/7/2/563986/7-2-open-game-thread-part
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2008/7/2/563986/7-2-open-game-thread-part
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2008/7/2/563986/7-2-open-game-thread-part
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2008/7/2/563986/7-2-open-game-thread-part
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2008/7/2/563986/7-2-open-game-thread-part
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2008/7/2/563986/7-2-open-game-thread-part
by Jeff on Jul 2, 2008 8:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

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