7/19: Open Game Thread
Cleveland @ Seattle
Rather than acknowledging Miguel Batista any more than I already am with this sentence, I'm just going to point out that, over his last six starts, Felix has allowed nine line drives. Nine. That's under ten percent. Over the same span he's struck out 40 batters against a measly nine walks. The man has been pitching just about as well as he ever has in his career.
I love you, Felix.
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Oh boy...80's day.
I don’t mind the uniforms or idea of throwbacks so much as I mind all the damn people who show up just to show off their 80s gear. Booooo
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A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Jul 19, 2008 11:39 AM PDT 0 recs
As a side note to that,
I think all throwback days should be televised. Especially when Tits is pitching, because then at least something entertaining can be seen.
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on
Jul 19, 2008 12:48 PM PDT
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I think they should just replay Felix starts during Tits starts
by eponymous_coward on
Jul 19, 2008 12:52 PM PDT
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But they would probably have to do them two at a time
Since Tits takes so long
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on
Jul 19, 2008 1:03 PM PDT
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When I saw Dr. Manhattan in the trailer
I was reminded of Felix.
by Fett42 on
Jul 19, 2008 11:54 AM PDT
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Clement starting against a lefty? Unpossible
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 19, 2008 11:56 AM PDT 0 recs
I really don't understand anything about the thought process of this club.
If they can’t hit lefties so you sit Lahair and Clement yesterday, what has changed that conclusion for today?
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on
Jul 19, 2008 12:00 PM PDT
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Trying to figure this club out is like trying to understand a deaf-mute explain quantum physics.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on
Jul 19, 2008 12:03 PM PDT
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Is this deaf mute by any chance
also mentally handicapped?
by LantermanC on
Jul 19, 2008 12:10 PM PDT
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It was mentioned in the media
that with 4 LHP in a row Riggleman was going to play some lefties against lefties to avoid having guys sit for over a week, when you count the ASB.
by eponymous_coward on
Jul 19, 2008 12:52 PM PDT
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Perhaps they'll do something crazier soon, not like bat Vidro 4th.
Or even release him.
by eponymous_coward on
Jul 19, 2008 12:56 PM PDT
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He's batting 6th at the expense of Bloomquist batting 2nd
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on
Jul 19, 2008 12:57 PM PDT
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Bloomquist with more OBP isn't completely crazy batting second.
Theoretically, high obp/high speed in the order isn’t awful (though Bloomquist is still pretty terrible, on any decent team he bats ninth on alternate Tuesdays as a 25th man).
It’s playing Vidro or Cairo AT ALL that’s mind-bogglingly dumb.
by eponymous_coward on
Jul 19, 2008 1:03 PM PDT
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I was going to go to this game.
Then I realized it’s kind of hard to do that when someone slashes the tires on your car.
by BrianL on Jul 19, 2008 12:13 PM PDT 0 recs
Did they take anything?
What’s the point in slashing tires or keying a car?
Doesn’t make any sense to me.
by LantermanC on
Jul 19, 2008 12:22 PM PDT
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That's what gets me.
All they did was slash my tires. At least make the vandalism worth while you twats.
by BrianL on
Jul 19, 2008 12:25 PM PDT
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It's a victimless crime.
Like punching someone in the dark.
by DCMariner on
Jul 19, 2008 12:33 PM PDT
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You were going to go to a Miguel Batista start
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on
Jul 19, 2008 12:32 PM PDT
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The joke goes:
I left 4 Mariner tickets in the front seat of my car. I came back, my window was broken, my car radio was gone, and I had 8 Mariner tickets in the front seat of my car…
by eponymous_coward on
Jul 19, 2008 12:53 PM PDT
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Hahaha
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on
Jul 19, 2008 1:04 PM PDT
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That's what you get for shopping at Fred Meyer
It’s a shit store man.
by marinator on
Jul 19, 2008 1:04 PM PDT
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You can find the same quality at Walmart and it's cheaper
If you’re going to shop at a shit store you may as well spend less.
by marinator on
Jul 19, 2008 1:15 PM PDT
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And get Ebola
The Walmart in Renton is like a third world street market. Bad news
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on
Jul 19, 2008 1:16 PM PDT
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The ones in Puyallup and Spanaway aren't bad
There are actually a lot of lookers that shop there.
by marinator on
Jul 19, 2008 1:18 PM PDT
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The closest Wal-Mart is 45 minutes away
and I would rather have my nuts in a vise than ever shop at a Wal-Mart.
Also, there’s no reason to have yet another Wal-Mart is good/bad discussion. It’s just not an option for me.
by acblue on
Jul 19, 2008 1:19 PM PDT
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Tits as reliever: 1-2, 4.70 ERA
That answer your question?
by eponymous_coward on
Jul 19, 2008 12:49 PM PDT
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How the hell did Tits get enough starts as a starter to go 3-8?
It feels like we pulled him out of the rotation ages ago.
by BrianL on
Jul 19, 2008 12:52 PM PDT
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His splits say 15 starts
Thanks for staying gritty through your injury, Tits. Also: thanks, Mariner management, for letting veterans “pitch (badly) through pain”.
by eponymous_coward on
Jul 19, 2008 12:55 PM PDT
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For some reason it's blacked out for me
and I don’t feel like reinstalling le proxy
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on
Jul 19, 2008 1:06 PM PDT
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Hey! YuBet has finally earned his quotes
He’s growing up so fast
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 19, 2008 1:07 PM PDT 0 recs
The worse involves Carlos Beltran
That’s bad.
by eponymous_coward on
Jul 19, 2008 1:08 PM PDT
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It will be in a few days
but you’d still have cancer.
by eponymous_coward on
Jul 19, 2008 1:20 PM PDT
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Or get a Apple IIe emulaulator.
That’s why I did, and that game is just as good as I remember.
Did anyone ever play “Freedom”? Same type of game, developed by MECC, but you play as a slave escaping to the North? It was a really fucking cool game that lasted ~2 months at my school before a parent’s group complained.
by acblue on
Jul 19, 2008 1:27 PM PDT
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I was invited to a beer festival tomorrow but chose this instead
I feel guilty if I miss too many games. >:(
by Jeff on
Jul 19, 2008 1:09 PM PDT
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What kind of moron decides to go out on Felix Day?
I’m retarded.
by Jeff on
Jul 19, 2008 1:12 PM PDT
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