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Wbc_029_tiny by Jeff Sullivan on in Seattle Mariners Game Threads

This particular Felix Day has taken a nasty turn for the worse.

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My day is ruined >:(

I’m going to do something I haven’t done in a while: FUCK EVERYTHING

by BrianL on Jul 11, 2008 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Wouldn't that be the opposite?

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by JI on Jul 11, 2008 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fucking finally.

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by JI on Jul 11, 2008 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

How clever.

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by JI on Jul 11, 2008 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

and my ear hurts

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by JI on Jul 11, 2008 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your ear if your lucky...

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by JI on Jul 11, 2008 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

...and you're back

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by JI on Jul 11, 2008 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jeff is not my real dad!

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by JI on Jul 11, 2008 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good.

As a cutip hoarder, that leaves more for me.

by Slica on Jul 11, 2008 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

My discomfort meter goes up to 11

as I just recently found out

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by JI on Jul 11, 2008 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks to Coach

The EPA has lowered the value of a human life from $7.9mil to $6.9mil

by PLU Tim on Jul 11, 2008 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

The one that caused the hit.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 11, 2008 6:36 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions 0 recs

You’ll find that I am the least superstitious person alive.

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by JI on Jul 11, 2008 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

I grew up on Randy Johnson

all believing that CG SO’s weren’t a big deal; that they happened all the time. Sigh.

by katal on Jul 11, 2008 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hochevar can't throw strikes.

Mariners hitters don’t seem to care.

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by BrettJMiller on Jul 11, 2008 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

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by JI on Jul 11, 2008 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its annoying during the few games you actually want to win.

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by BrettJMiller on Jul 11, 2008 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

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by JI on Jul 11, 2008 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Corco?

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by JI on Jul 11, 2008 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

No more Felix

perhaps he really is exhausted.

by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 11, 2008 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Since I didn't watch the whole 5th inning,

maybe someone can fill me in. Was Felix being squeezed or was he legitimately punished for catching too much of the plate?

Needs MORE SUCK -- Strasberg '09!

by Double06 on Jul 11, 2008 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Like a slider to a lefty instead of a changeup

I don’t know if Ichiro could’ve caught it with a good route…he looked kind of turned around on the DeJesus hit but it was stroked pretty hard so whatever.

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by BrettJMiller on Jul 11, 2008 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

It doesn't seem like pulling him does much...

I mean, its not like he hurt his arm, and he’s still been throwing on the side. I guess being cautious isn’t terrible, but it doesn’t seem really necessary… I’m probably being too reckless.

5 baserunners in 5 innings, 3 of them score. That’s just fucking retarded bad luck for Felix…arghhh

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by BrettJMiller on Jul 11, 2008 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

It wasn't that bad.

Threw one fastball at 93, a few at 97, the rest were 94-96

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by BrettJMiller on Jul 11, 2008 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

They were exactly 94

And his average this year is 94.9 or something. That’s really not bad.

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by BrettJMiller on Jul 11, 2008 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well yeah, it rounds up, but then that's not exactly 94 is it..

Anyway, knowing Felix, I doubt he would have come out if he wanted to go back in. He was probably done

by Kaorikaze on Jul 11, 2008 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

They told him he was on a pitch count because he was coming off the ankle injury.

I doubt he wanted to come out, but Riggleman told him he had to.

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by BrettJMiller on Jul 11, 2008 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dodger fans.

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by JI on Jul 11, 2008 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

.863 July OPS wooo

SSS but still cool

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by BrettJMiller on Jul 11, 2008 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Godammit I hate HoverChair

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by JI on Jul 11, 2008 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I never owned one!

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by JI on Jul 11, 2008 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

the fuck?

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by JI on Jul 11, 2008 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by JI on Jul 11, 2008 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

There's nothing dark about that pinwheel

Unless it’s slowly driving a child insane or something.

by ningwers on Jul 11, 2008 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

God dammit...

Do I buy this? I’m getting an iPhone tomorrow…

by BrianL on Jul 11, 2008 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was sure it would be the chainsaw.

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by JI on Jul 11, 2008 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

:(

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by BrettJMiller on Jul 11, 2008 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why do people think like this?!

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by BrettJMiller on Jul 11, 2008 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

They're fucking idiots.

But as for Geoff.. God I don’t know. He’s smarter than this, I know he is.

by BrianL on Jul 11, 2008 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is why it makes me so sad.

I think a lot of it is he reads every comment on his blog. He needs to just root out the good ones and ignore the rest. Ones that say his blog is better than USSM for instance, are bad comments.

He needs to be less of a wussy about attacks on the internet and be offended less easily. They’re not trying to tell him he’s a bad person, just that there’s better ways to analyze things than the way he does it. People who spend lots of time working on baseball analysis, for instance.

Geoff’s a good guy, and generally a smart guy, but he’s stubborn and gets his feelings hurt too easily

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by BrettJMiller on Jul 11, 2008 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good God, if we hated him we wouldn't be so critical.

I know I hold him to a high standard because I’ve seen the level of stuff he can write.

by BrianL on Jul 11, 2008 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly but then he does stupid shit like say we think he's writing shit for fear of losing clubhouse access

Which was not implied anywhere.

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by BrettJMiller on Jul 11, 2008 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Geoff had bothered reading that USSM article, he would have known that's not at all what Dave meant.

Geoff is such a gifted writer, if he could just set his emotions aside for a bit he’d be awesome.

by BrianL on Jul 11, 2008 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too true. But I know if we presented any of this to him he'd get offended and try to defend himself.

Sometimes saying “Hey, I was wrong. My bad, no hard feelings” is a really good thing to say. I do it all the time because I say a lot of stupid shit. If Geoff could just own up to his errors in judgment no one would be that mad at him.

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by BrettJMiller on Jul 11, 2008 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

How many more times does Cairo start this year?

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by JI on Jul 11, 2008 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

50

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by BrettJMiller on Jul 11, 2008 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

neato

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by JI on Jul 11, 2008 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am 71 posts away from 25,000.

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by JI on Jul 11, 2008 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Congratulations?

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by BrettJMiller on Jul 11, 2008 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty soon.

We will have obscure stats for these.

Whats your PPDA – PTS?

by Slica on Jul 11, 2008 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not even at 3,000.

But I go for quality posts, as every at this site can attest to.

by LantermanC on Jul 11, 2008 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

So I've already had a 90 Minute and a Prima Pils.

Should I have the Ayinger Ur-Weisse NOW, or save it for later tonight?

by Aaron Campeau on Jul 11, 2008 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Why aren't they walking him?

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by JI on Jul 11, 2008 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Safeco needs a new scoreboard.

The only thing wrong with that place is that the scoreboards blow.

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by JI on Jul 11, 2008 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

KC's shows OBP, SLG, OPS

I’m jealous

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by BrettJMiller on Jul 11, 2008 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

I want a HD one there

by Robert on Jul 11, 2008 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I say get rid of the HO scoreboard.

It’s 100% useless.

The out of town SB should have been hand opperated.

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by JI on Jul 11, 2008 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed

But there is no way to do this now

by Robert on Jul 11, 2008 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fucking Christ Cairo is our #1 firstbaseman.

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by JI on Jul 11, 2008 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Not even Willie ?!?!?!?!!?

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by JI on Jul 11, 2008 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I kinda sound like season 1 Tom Servo.

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by JI on Jul 11, 2008 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

You sounds like Lisa Miller

Coach sounds like Big Bird
Matthew sounds like whiny Crow
Robert sounds normal pitched buy with goofy syntax
Jeff sounds Stan Marsh but older.

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by JI on Jul 11, 2008 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did a face recognition software thing on a picture of mine last night.

It’s supposed to tell you what celebrities you resemble. Sharon Osbourne and Barbara Streisand were two of mine.

by Aaron Campeau on Jul 11, 2008 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it your kids?

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by JI on Jul 11, 2008 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

My tinnitus is the same way.

“What dear? No I didn’t hear you ask me to change the cat’s litterbox. This darn tinnitus.”

by Aaron Campeau on Jul 11, 2008 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's like your the highschool teacher

and he’s the obnoxious 16 year old who holds back your lesson plan

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by JI on Jul 11, 2008 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Screenshot?

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by JI on Jul 11, 2008 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

bwhahahahaha

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by JI on Jul 11, 2008 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

That needs to get gif'd

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by BrettJMiller on Jul 11, 2008 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

We're not a bloody jukebox.

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by JI on Jul 11, 2008 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh god

Let’s not go back down that road

by ningwers on Jul 11, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

?

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by JI on Jul 11, 2008 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah but I don't care about that

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by BrettJMiller on Jul 11, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by JI on Jul 11, 2008 7:25 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

I love the look on the umpire's face when he looks at Beltre.

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by BrettJMiller on Jul 11, 2008 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I fell asleep during the first two.

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by JI on Jul 11, 2008 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dark Knight

Is doing well on Rotten T.

by Slica on Jul 11, 2008 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Not surprised at all.

The first Nolan movie was damn good, and this one looks even better.

by Teej on Jul 11, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate comicbook movies...

But this one is being referred to as a ‘masterpiece’ and im not talking just from the superhero genre. Its already being called the best superhero movie of all time.

First time in a long time I have been interested in a superhero movie.

Its supposedly dark and atmospheric, which is always a plus for me. I do my homework on movies because im poor, and im not wasting money on a crap movie.

by Slica on Jul 11, 2008 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Watch Batman Begins first, if you haven't seen it.

I have a feeling the Dark Knight will make a lot less sense without having seen it.

by Aaron Campeau on Jul 11, 2008 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I watched part of it.

But it was half over by the time I tuned in.

I gave the first Hellboy a chance last night…it wasn’t bad, but it wasn’t that special. Forgettable, really. But I still might check out the 2nd one someday.

I still haven’t found a movie that tops Oldboy in this millenium for me.

by Slica on Jul 11, 2008 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you, NOLA.

I love the Ur-Weisse so very very much.

by Aaron Campeau on Jul 11, 2008 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

NOLAmarinergirl

by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 11, 2008 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions   3 recs

Wha... how...

Nevermind. I don’t want to know.

by ningwers on Jul 11, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quit stealing my material

You’re handwriting isn’t half as pretty.

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by JI on Jul 11, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awww

Don’t be jealous, JI.

by ningwers on Jul 11, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

First the gifs and now this.

It’s like he’d have no material without me.

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by JI on Jul 11, 2008 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

You also stole my

“We’re not so bad, we just need to patch LF/1B/DH idea.”

That one was mine.

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by JI on Jul 11, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Indians won!

Or…Indians won :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(.

Whichever.

by Slica on Jul 11, 2008 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

So Felix did pretty well?

Im very tired so its hard to pay attention.

For example, just a second ago the fan was blowing a strand of hair back in my face, and I kept swiping at it thinking it was a gnat.

Hope everyone had a goodnight.

by Slica on Jul 11, 2008 8:24 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

JI has really short arms

Maybe that’s been the problem this entire time

by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 11, 2008 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow this thread really went to hell.

I can’t imagine it will get much better with Geoff Baker’s buddy Washburn on the mound.

by houseofprime on Jul 12, 2008 1:03 AM PDT reply actions  

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