Series Preview: Seattle Mariners @ Kansas City Royals
Seattle: 36-56
Royals: 41-52
GAMES
Game 1: Felix Hernandez vs Luke Hochevar
Game 1: Jarrod Washburn* vs Gil Meche
Game 3: Carlos Silva vs Kyle Davies
Hochevar has certainly been overshadowed by his draft class mates and for a pitcher soon to be 25 he needs to step up his performance shortly or else he might be a cautionary tale that while holding out a year might net you a better draft slot, it doesn't do much for your development. Then again, we're also talking about just one case.
Gil Meche went to Kansas City and immediately cut down his walks by a significant amount in 2007. That number has since rebounded and the new found groundballs have also regressed, moving Meche's tRA from 4.29 in 2007 up to 4.89 this season.
Middling stuff, pretty much zero control. Dime a dozen righty if it weren't for the high line drive rate which makes him barely a rotation candidate.
Likely Starters:
C John Buck/Miguel Olivo
1 Ross Gload*
2 Mark Grudzielanek
3 Alex Gordon*
S Tony Pena/Mike Aviles
L David DeJesus*/Jose Guillen
C Joey Gathright*
R Mark Teahen*
D Billy Butler
Tony Pena is still getting starts, hopefully because of good defense, because he's holding steady at an OPS+ of 1. Yeah, 1. The rest of the lineup isn't as bad, naturally, but it's not pretty either. Miguel Olivo has somehow resurrected a season based entirely on power because he still rivals Yuni in terms of plate discipline.
CONTEXT
Richie Sexson is gone, but it's not like we have anyone at all better to take his spot at first base and over the past 20 or so games, he was actually a decent hitter, albeit with almost no power. Then again, this team just had Miguel Cairo, Willie Bloomquist and Jose Vidro in the same starting lineup.
The team is spending nearly $120 million dollars on payroll.
Not nearly enough people have been fired.
THIS SERIES BROUGHT TO YOU BY:
Free State Oatmeal Stout
Free State Brewing. Lawrence, KS
Outside of Kansas City (which might actually be in Missouri, I honestly have no idea), this beer was the high point of my trek across Kansas. That's not actually saying much because there's nothing in Kansas. Still, this doesn't reflect on this brew which has a good malty taste and a creamy palate.
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I think
thhat Kansas city is in both, but the majority of it is in Missouri. Or maybe their are two Kansas Cities, but the nationally known one is in Missouri. Somone google it.
That would have caused a border war.
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by JI on Jul 11, 2008 9:00 AM PDT up reply actions
Never been past Denver
but I’m inclined to agree.
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by JI on Jul 11, 2008 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions
This is blowing my mind right now.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 11, 2008 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions
We should find out if Jeff has been to Ottawa.
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by JI on Jul 11, 2008 9:09 AM PDT up reply actions
Ok, point taken in a way, but I think hockey is slightly different.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 11, 2008 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions
In what way?
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by JI on Jul 11, 2008 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions
I guess any sport is different in which you don't necessarily have a home team to support.
But I don’t know Jeff’s history (I’m not Robert) and perhaps he rejected a home team when he chose the Sens.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 11, 2008 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions
Jeff is a travel whore who has lived everywhere
I have no idea what his natural home team would be.
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by JI on Jul 11, 2008 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions
A dumber man might take this as an invitation to talk about himself.
I know better now.
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 11, 2008 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions
NOT MY INTENT
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by JI on Jul 11, 2008 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions
I only like it when it leads to hilarious personal revelations.
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by JI on Jul 11, 2008 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions
Well... different like this...
I can see myself being a Lakers, Suns, or Mavs fan. But I could never see myself being a fan of anyone else except the Mariners. Though you have two teams… which team has priority? Hypothetical situation, Mariners and the Cards meet in the WS, who do you root for?
How did you come to that conclusion?
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 11, 2008 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh please tell me this is sarcastic.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 11, 2008 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions
I love where this is going.
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by JI on Jul 11, 2008 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm tired of being the only one who goes insane.
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by JI on Jul 11, 2008 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions
He hasn't answered yet! Does he really think I love Chipper?
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 11, 2008 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm starting to believe that he may confuse scorn and adoration.
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by JI on Jul 11, 2008 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions
I believe I have commented "Fuck Chipper" in the past.
Apparently this was taken the WRONG way.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 11, 2008 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions
Turn out pulling on that chick's pigtails
actually pisses her off.
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by JI on Jul 11, 2008 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh, no.
I remember the Braves series. They seem to be your most hated team. And you kept talking about wanting to punch Chipper Jones.
So sarcasm. That was definite NOLA baiting.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 11, 2008 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions
backtracking
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by JI on Jul 11, 2008 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions
Let me put it this way
M’s – Cards 2002, no one to root for, both teams needs wins. Fun for the novelty factor but arrrrrrghh.
M’s – Cards 2004, fuck the Mariners.
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by JI on Jul 11, 2008 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions
I never answered this, but my M's love outweighs my Cards/Giants love
Stronger connection to Seattle, I guess.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 11, 2008 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions
To get back
This does come out of having no team to support. There was no Seattle baseball in the 60-70s (save one year of the Pilots) until the Mariners came along. Most family members rooted for St. Louis in the same way that many people root for the Cubs or Braves… except for one uncle that roots for Anaheim.
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by JI on Jul 11, 2008 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions
No I am not.
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by JI on Jul 11, 2008 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions
So you could've just went with Ms allegiance.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 11, 2008 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions
That would have been stupid.
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by JI on Jul 11, 2008 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions
Budweiser is gross
why would I waste my time there?
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by JI on Jul 11, 2008 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions
Not sure.
But when I lived their, everyone’s like ‘yeah, you got to visit the brewery! You get free beer! ? You can drink it on the tour!”
Just in case anyone calls me out on it.
Yes, I’m aware I use ‘their’ wrong. I think I’ve done it 5 times today actually.
It does suck, I got pulled over going 73 on a 65 highway.
Who does that?
Also, Eastern Colorado is the exact same as the rest of Kansas apparently.
And they lie about sunflowers. Hundreds of miles of billboards for sunflowers and then...nothing.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 11, 2008 9:09 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, and I can't remeember if it's in western Missouri
or middle/eastern Kansas, but their is a stop on the highway, where there are a like 10 billboards for porno. It’s bizarre. I wonder if a bunch of truckers stop their or something. Also in the midst of all these billboards is a ‘Jesus doesn’t like pornography’ billboard.
Please, please, please don't take this the wrong way.
I’m not trying to be a dick, but you’ve done this several times in this thread.
“I wonder if a bunch of truckers stop their or something.”
Their = possessive
There = refers to a place
Also, I find it amusing that you went so far out of your way
to not offend…
And I get you and SeattleBruin confused, not sure why.
I-44 in central Missouri has this fo sho.
65 South to Branson is the most annoying stretch of billboard advertising ever though.
Washington.
):<
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
Also, I'm always down for some online Grand Theft Auto IV or Rock Band. Gamertag: Phildopip
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Jul 11, 2008 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions
What the hell are you doing here...
Go work.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 11, 2008 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions
What the hell are you doing here?
Aren’t you at work?
Isn't this how most of us spend our time at work?
Pulling up LL on a secondary monitor that’s positioned just right so your boss can’t see it?
He's gathering information so he can kiss your ass, too.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 11, 2008 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions
If that were true, you'd know that I'm desiring of a blueberry muffin right now
and be getting me one.
I want beef barely soup.
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by JI on Jul 11, 2008 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions
Muffins are the devil's baked goods.
They seem so delicious and healthy, but instead they’re delicious and terrible for you.
You can problem make them healthy.
Just make them out of bran and carrots or some sort of fibery stuff, put little to no butter in it. I don’t know, maybe mix a little wheat grass, and voila, one healthy but bad tasting muffin ready to go.
But making the muffin healthy renders the muffin bad
which takes away the whole point of the muffin.
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 11, 2008 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions
I still think there's too much stump.
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by JI on Jul 11, 2008 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions
I bet Matthew is easier to gather information on, though.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 11, 2008 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm far too open with personal details.
Mostly because my life is boring.
Matthew's Journal Entry, 7/11/08 7:30 AM
I had a bowl of Raisin Bran and toast for breakfast. On my way out the door, I found a penny on the ground.
Today is going to be a wonderful day.
Pennies are worthless.
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by JI on Jul 11, 2008 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions
You'd think he wouldn't need the muffin already then.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 11, 2008 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions
Matthew's Journal Entry, 7/11/08 9:30 AM
I know I had breakfast, but I feel like a blueberry muffin. They’re ever so delicious, but I know they’re bad for you. I really should watch what I eat.
I think I deserve one, though.
Actually, I've graphed out a function
of the timing of auto through an intersection based on how long the light has been green. Turns out after 15 seconds they reach a predictable frequency which I can exploit to shorten my route.
It got a laugh
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by JI on Jul 11, 2008 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh God this could get interesting.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 11, 2008 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions
I know.
I kinda feel like I’m spying or something. Even though I’m the one who told you about LL.
Agreed. what a boring state to drive through.
I actually got pulled over there doing 84 on a 70. Cop asked why I was speeding. I told him (figuring there was no way out of the ticket anyways) I was trying to get to Colorado as fast as I safely could.
He let me go.
Nice. The cop let me go too.
One of my goofy ass friends (skinny as hell) was shirtless in the backseat, and the cop was female, and afterward, he claimed we didn’t get a ticket because he was shirtless.
I don’t know why you get pulled over if you don’t get a ticket. 84 is not dangerous when you’re on a long stretch of road surrounded by nothing.
I got pulled over there for 77 in a 70.
He let me go, but first he brought out the drug-sniffing dog. That was a new experience for me. I thought the dog was going to tear my face off.
If he did, he'd get out of the ticket.
Or is that what you were implying?
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 11, 2008 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions
Speaking of which, Google wants me to break several traffic laws

by Matthew on Jul 11, 2008 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions 5 recs
Admissible in court?
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by JI on Jul 11, 2008 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions
Maybe it's just because I used to live in the area
But there were speed traps everywhere, and Lynnwood cops are real assholes. I actually got a ticket for going 5 over…..FIVE?!
I got pulled over in Olympia for going 27 in a 25.
The road had four lanes wide enough for semi trucks.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 11, 2008 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions
How long until
Wlad--> LF, Ibanez—-> DH
yeesh
What a dull ball squadron.
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I wish we still had Greg Norton.
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by JI on Jul 11, 2008 9:01 AM PDT up reply actions
You could say that.
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by JI on Jul 11, 2008 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions
I think
if we still had him, Richie wouldn’t have been cut. The idea of cutting your starting 1b when there are no decent alternatives is what really turned on the Mariners.
Richie would have been cut regardless
because he sucks and the fans hate him.
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by JI on Jul 11, 2008 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions
Why, JI, why?
Despite having the 3rd best OPS in the National League the Cardinals have scored just the 7th most runs - middle of the pack - and they’ve gotten the 3rd most at bats. I’d love to throw down some research right here about consistent hitters but I don’t have any, which makes my following claim specious in it’s subjectivity. It seems like the Cardinals consist of one great bat (Pujols), 3 streaky sluggers (Glaus, Ankiel, Ludwick), a bunch of complimentary and useful offensive players, and then some absolute offensive zeros (Izturis, Ryan, Kennedy). It turns into a feast or famine situation when the sluggers stop slugging.
God bless you Matthew, and have a merry Christmas.
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I tried.
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by JI on Jul 11, 2008 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions
I actually really like the city of Kansas City.
It’s the only place I like in that area.
St. Louis was meh.
yes yes yes
but boo
because I’m suppose to hate the Royals.
I dunno this is what happens when you a fan by proxy.
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by JI on Jul 11, 2008 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions
Unless you're vegetarian.
I think living in the midwest is part of what made me a veg though.
Though I did eat some old nachos off the floor
at Kauffman stadium. Those were good, but a bit soggy due to the rain.
At least they took out the Astroturf.
If Russ Davi doesn’t break his leg we still have David Ortiz.
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by JI on Jul 11, 2008 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions
Fucking Jeff Manto
"Holy Shit, It's Steve Perry lead singer of Journey". "ha, FORMER Lead Singer."
by RafaelCarmona22 on Jul 11, 2008 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I still hate Russ Davis
Defense that awful really sticks with you.
I miss that.
I think it was the first jpeg I ever made for LL.
If we keep Moyer and Meche we're in the playoffs last year. >:(
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by JI on Jul 11, 2008 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions
I just realized he shut down St. Louis yesterday. >:|
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by JI on Jul 11, 2008 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions
God this team is stupid.
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by JI on Jul 11, 2008 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions
> Washburn, Batista, Silva
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by JI on Jul 11, 2008 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions
I can't decide if I should start slipping in little lies about my life to throw Robert off track
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 11, 2008 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions
I am currently applying for a job at Radio Shack
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 11, 2008 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions
I am currently applying for a job with the Padres?
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 11, 2008 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions
Gotta start somewhere.
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by JI on Jul 11, 2008 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions
I found it:
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
Also, I'm always down for some online Grand Theft Auto IV or Rock Band. Gamertag: Phildopip
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Jul 11, 2008 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions
Dear LL, I'm desiring of a blueberry muffin right now
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 11, 2008 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions
There is a particularly jersey I wanted to wear but never could
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 11, 2008 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions
I'd have to hurt you if you ever wore it outside of the Stanley Cup Finals and/or Championship celebration
Please, continue the out-nerd each other contest.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 11, 2008 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions
You declared yourself a loser.
Not the same thing.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 11, 2008 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm just saying what everyone's thinking.
At least everyone who’s nerdy enough to be a judge or contestant in the competition.
If I really want to win this I will need to go become single again
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 11, 2008 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions
I am so glad there's an actual baseball post going up in 14 minutes so people don't find this thread, roll their eyes, and never come back
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 11, 2008 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions
I tried talking baseball
it didn’t take.
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by JI on Jul 11, 2008 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions
A dumber man might take this as an invitation to talk about himself.I know better now.
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by JI on Jul 11, 2008 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions
But talking about one's self
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by JI on Jul 11, 2008 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions
When I get flustered I start to feel boxey
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 11, 2008 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions
It's a fort
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by JI on Jul 11, 2008 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions
That's your fault.
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by JI on Jul 11, 2008 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions
I thought all boxes were forts.
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by JI on Jul 11, 2008 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions
Turn it upside down.
That way there is less of a floor.
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 11, 2008 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions
Rec'd for Shawshank reference.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
Also, I'm always down for some online Grand Theft Auto IV or Rock Band. Gamertag: Phildopip
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Jul 11, 2008 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions
Stolen from NOLA?
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by JI on Jul 11, 2008 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions
You can order them from the official Steam website.
Weighted companion cube fuzzy dice. Always a good decision.
Fortunately I do not understand hockey.
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by JI on Jul 11, 2008 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions
I also sniffed it
It smells like fabric and pen
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 11, 2008 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions
It was better for me
Just the way I like it
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 11, 2008 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions
Good God the two of you make it hard not to make snarky comments.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 11, 2008 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions
The lesson to be learned is
only use TWSS once the mods have lost interest in the thread.
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by JI on Jul 11, 2008 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions
The lesson to be learned from that is to not try to carry on muliple conversations and paint things at the same time. Too nerve wracking.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 11, 2008 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm not good at multi tasking
which I why I could never play the drums.
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by JI on Jul 11, 2008 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions
That he's a man?
We’re bad at multi-tasking.
I had to learn to play drumkit for one of my college's terrible jazz combos.
I hate it so much.
I want to be Taylor Hawkins.
Saw the foo fighters last night – meh, but damn Taylor Hawkins is a good drummer.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Travis Barker (Blink-182)
is a surprisingly good drummer. I fucking hate Blink, but I have to respect that guy.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
Also, I'm always down for some online Grand Theft Auto IV or Rock Band. Gamertag: Phildopip
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Jul 11, 2008 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions
Keith Moon would strongly disagree.
And then he’d probably throw up on you, but that’s beside the point.
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Not so much
He and Bonham pretty much defined an entire decade’s worth of rock and roll sounds.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Yeah I know
I’m the biggest Who fan I know. But there were very basic things that a drummer should be able to do but he couldn’t.
He’s still great though.
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This is why I love him so much
because at times he completely forgoes the fundamentals, and yet he still sounds more awesome than almost any rock drummer ever.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
I prefer this to technical proficiency.
I’m far more interested in creativity.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 11, 2008 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes, but some do both
And I’m not slagging on Moon, I think he’s far more musical than he is usually given credit. Listen to Sea and Sand, there’s a lot of subtlety on that drum track—it’s just gorgeous. Or give Dr. Jimmy a spin, it’s almost as if he were playing with a big band (considering the synth strings, piano, several guitars, bass, multiple Entwistle brass overdubs),his drumming on that track is brilliant and often forgotten.
Having said that, he’s no Matt Cameron.
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by JI on Jul 11, 2008 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Dale Crover is my favorite drummer.
Followed closely by Coady WIllis, the Melvins other drummer. Then Grohl.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 11, 2008 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Grohl is a favorite too
but he doesn’t do much besides hit hard and sing good backing vocals .
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by JI on Jul 11, 2008 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, I disagree.
Some of the fills he pulls out of his ass (especially on In Utero) are absolutely ridiculous.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 11, 2008 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Coady Willis ist rad
I’d throw in Brian Chippendale (preaching to the choir here, I know), Chris Hrasky, Jeremiah Green, Damon Che, Chris Weingarten.
What gets you about Crover? Wouldn’t have thought of that one…
Crover is insane.
His drum sound is absolutely out of this world, and his ability to completely alter tempos in the middle of a song and pick up right where he left off coming into a bridge or chorus is phenomenal. He’s really really great in an unconventional way, but great nonetheless. And the way he and Coady play off of each other on the last Melvins album was absolutely batshit.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 11, 2008 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Just to record, pretty much.
If you haven’t seen them since they absorbed Big Business, you should definitely check them out. They’re absolutely stunning live.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 11, 2008 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions
This is exactly what makes Neal Peart great.
I don’t like Rush, but Neal Peart is a fucking talented drummer.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
Also, I'm always down for some online Grand Theft Auto IV or Rock Band. Gamertag: Phildopip
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Jul 11, 2008 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions
that was one of the best parts of last night.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
TWSS.
Am I fired?
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
Also, I'm always down for some online Grand Theft Auto IV or Rock Band. Gamertag: Phildopip
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Jul 11, 2008 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions
I would have to agree
and Rush is pretty much the antithesis of everything I like about music. But he is a very good drummer.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
I was at a Rush show last month
and some guy behind me asked me to SIT DOWN during Neil’s solo.
I almost lost my shit. But then I realised that by doing so I’d miss even more of Neil’s solo.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
I doubt he can sing, play the guitar, keyboards and is proficient in jazz.
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I'm not saying he's the best.
Just that he is unexpectedly good considering the shit band he plays in.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
Also, I'm always down for some online Grand Theft Auto IV or Rock Band. Gamertag: Phildopip
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Jul 11, 2008 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions
It can be used to go back in time and take back regretted comments.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 11, 2008 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions
But who would ever share those text messages?
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 11, 2008 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions
Well Alfred Jesusson knows everything there is to know
There’s no reason to be embarrassed by this.
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 11, 2008 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions
I probably wouldn't have reminded people of this
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 11, 2008 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions
You laugh at a cosmo?
I would think you drink cosmos.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 11, 2008 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions
Okay, short version of the story
After a few drinks at a bar a “friend” of mine showed up and asked me for a drink. I told him to surprise me. He seemed really confused, and the fucker bought me a cosmo. Needless to say I pounded it.
I also told Jeff all about it. I feel that’s where things went wrong.
I'd ask what friend in quotes means
but it’s funnier to imagine the answer for myself.
Don't blame me for this.
You made a series of bad decisions.
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 11, 2008 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions
What can we do to pull you in for good?
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 11, 2008 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions
Fuck all ya'll
GO DUCKS
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 11, 2008 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm going to be so pissed if they win the cup this year.
I want to start off with a few years of suffering.
We can apply it retroactively
Nick and I may regale you with tales of heartbreak.
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 11, 2008 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions
I wouldn't be pissed, but it does take a lot out of it.
My first international soccer love (Barca) won the CL two years after I started rooting for them. It’s not that emotional when you don’t have years of suffering as baggage.
I don't know who those people are.
You suck at helping.
All white people look alike.
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by JI on Jul 11, 2008 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Chris Pronger
Alfred Jesusson
Anton Volchenkov
Know these names.
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 11, 2008 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions
It's even better when it's used on the dictator.
Can’t see the chop though.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 11, 2008 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions
SBN 2.0 right hand squish constraints
sry
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by JI on Jul 11, 2008 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Quick stab:
Chris Pronger
Darcy Tucker
Gary Roberts
Tie Domi (retired)
Steve Downie
Mark Bell
Chris Simon (not Sens specific… just a douchebag)
Who’d I miss?
Bertuzzi?
But he’s a Flame now, so I’ll probably love him.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
See that endearing message below? I'm taking it back.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 11, 2008 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions
Wow.
The appearance of NOLA has made LL even more entertaining!
If you didn't want the edge, you shouldn't have purchased the puppy dog ice cream
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 11, 2008 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions
That's the worst part of the horror Neapolitan.
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 11, 2008 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions
I don't know, the hobo crunch is pretty sour.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
For veggie dogs yes. Ice cream no. It remains glorious.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 11, 2008 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions
I had bacon ice cream last week.
It was…strange.
Thanks. Now that song is stuck in my head.
And I’m craving Canada.
See, I thought my comment implied TWSS
And then JI states the obvious after it has been implied. I nominate him for a post-thread banning for that usage of TWSS.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 11, 2008 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm 'busy' working..don't have time to read all the jibber-jabber.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 11, 2008 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions
Yet somehow his was funnier than yours.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 11, 2008 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions
Uhhhhh...ok
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 11, 2008 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions
is there nobody else
that’s really taken aback by Pena’s OPS+ of 1?
Am I totally misunderstanding OPS+?
How can you be more than 100% worse than average?
by AnotherAaron on Jul 11, 2008 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions
OPS+ = 100 * (OBP/lgOBP* + SLG/lgSLG* - 1)
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 11, 2008 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions
So OPS+ double counts batting average just like OPS does.
Huh.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
I'm surprised it's positive.
See what JI started by dropping the periods?
by JI on Jul 11, 2008 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions
Expect awesome things from Felix tonight
Mark Beuhrle shut them down for most of the game yesterday.
Plus, I nearly had visitor dugout seats, 8 rows back, in my hand but could not get off work to save my life tonight. Felix will be mad that there probably will not be anyone in the stands with his jersey on and pitch the best game of his life. Or not (reverse the jinx).
Because it makes me happy to do so
I am going to assume that this inside joke is bitter-carrot related and pertains to Felix’s taste in women.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 11, 2008 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Buddy of mine who lives over there says Kauddman is really a shithole.
Is this true?
"Holy Shit, It's Steve Perry lead singer of Journey". "ha, FORMER Lead Singer."
by RafaelCarmona22 on Jul 11, 2008 2:06 PM PDT reply actions
*Kauffman
"Holy Shit, It's Steve Perry lead singer of Journey". "ha, FORMER Lead Singer."
by RafaelCarmona22 on Jul 11, 2008 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Not according to the images I see on tv.
See what JI started by dropping the periods?
by JI on Jul 11, 2008 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I found it ok. It's right next to Arrowhead, and they're both a bit outside of the city.
The parking lot is huge as hell, and there are lots of people barbecuing/playing lawn games/drinking out there. The stadium is ok, the ushers actually let you move behind homeplate if no one sits there, unlike the jerks at Safeco and the Brewers stadium. The only stadiums that I’ve been to that I hated are Yankees Stadium and US Cellular.
Also, note to KC (and most places), have more small sized t-shirts.
Metrodome was kind of crappy too.
I didn’t hate it though. Kind of like the Kingdome, cept not as awesome.

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