7/10: Open Game Thread
Seattle Mariners at Oakland Athletics, Jul 10, 2008 12:35 PM PDT
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If Bedard goes away for a low price, I promise you that shit will get real.
by Jeff on Jul 10, 2008 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know how much realer it can get?
by Matthew on Jul 10, 2008 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wish there was an actual way for it to get realer.
by Matthew on Jul 10, 2008 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I almost wish this team would trade Felix just so I could see my reaction.
by Robert on Jul 10, 2008 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Part of me wants them to
so I can be finally be free.
by Matthew on Jul 10, 2008 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I enjoy being on the shit end of this abusive relationship.
There’s nothing they can do to turn me away.
by JI on Jul 10, 2008 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This makes a pretty good case for worst lineup of the year
by OlSalty on Jul 10, 2008 11:56 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I think it wins by a lot, actually
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jul 10, 2008 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You don't even have to click on him..
to know Smith’s a lefty. Holy shit, Clement can’t hit against lefties!!!!! We should never play him against them…
by Faux on Jul 10, 2008 11:58 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Maybe they don't trust him to catch the knuckleball
In which case you could just….Oh I dunno…..PLAY HIM AT DH INSTEAD OF VIDRO?!
by OlSalty on Jul 10, 2008 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Willie leading off?
Cairo and Vidro playing? Kenji at catcher?
THIS IS THE WORST LINEUP ALL SEASON BWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
by BrianL on Jul 10, 2008 12:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Maybe worst lineup of all time
1/3 of this lineup is OPSing under .600. 5/9 of it is OPSing under .700.
Jesus Christ.
by OlSalty on Jul 10, 2008 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Mariners are going to make us miss Richie...that's going to be the saddest day ever.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 10, 2008 12:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
When will we see Yuniesky Betancourt "SS"?
by MFAN on Jul 10, 2008 12:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I think "but rocks" should have waited for Graham's Guest Keys to the Game
by seattlebruin on Jul 10, 2008 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Graham's head doesn't fit on Krueger's head as well
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 10, 2008 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It reminds me of the Goomba from that awful Super Mario live action movie.
"Holy Shit, It's Steve Perry lead singer of Journey". "ha, FORMER Lead Singer."
by RafaelCarmona22 on Jul 10, 2008 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sweet Mary
but that lineup… someone want to put those guys into a full season run simulator? I would but for lab shit.
by Bearskin Rugburn on Jul 10, 2008 12:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That can't project to more than 3 runs per game over a saeason
by Bearskin Rugburn on Jul 10, 2008 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That can't project to more than 3 runs per game over a season.
Fixed for you.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Jul 10, 2008 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do it yourself
http://www.baseballmusings.com/cgi-bin/LineupAnalysis.py
The poster formerly known as Matt.
by bluemax on Jul 10, 2008 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh wait, I did fix something.
Unintentional win? Like all the M’s wins this season?
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Jul 10, 2008 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
the best lineup has Miguel Cairo batting third :\
by Matthew on Jul 10, 2008 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This season is a lot like Snakes on a Plane-
it’s so bad it’s good. But then it gets even worse and it’s hard to watch through the end.
by Bearskin Rugburn on Jul 10, 2008 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was a great genre movie.
This team is unintentionally bad.
by acblue on Jul 10, 2008 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
In what genre?
shitty movies?
by Bearskin Rugburn on Jul 10, 2008 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's a satire of genre films of the VanDamme variety.
It’s perfect for what it is.
by acblue on Jul 10, 2008 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope we get no hit
:(
The poster formerly known as Matt.
by bluemax on Jul 10, 2008 12:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I kinda hope so too
I like history, regardless of which end of it I’m on
by seattlebruin on Jul 10, 2008 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dickey must be so pissed
he’s being given no chance to succeed. They may as well make him start every game with a rubber band around his nutsack.
by Bearskin Rugburn on Jul 10, 2008 12:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This lineup is just upsetting
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 10, 2008 12:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We are going to score 5+ runs tonight.
I’m to make a ban bet on this
by Robert on Jul 10, 2008 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shame on all of you for thinking Richie was DFA'd for his poor performance.
But when I spoke to manager Jim Riggleman moments ago, he told me that the “body language” Sexson displayed yesterday when kept out of the lineup was what ultimately led him not to oppose the release.“If I felt that he could handle the next couple of weeks with less playing time, I would not have agreed with the move,’’ Riggleman told me. “But yesterday, his body language was such that he looked like he wasn’t going to handle it at all.’ ~Per Baker’
It was his body language, dammit!
by BrianL on Jul 10, 2008 12:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well, Riggleman kind of redeems himself.
“The manager’s got to be able to make a lineup out without feeling somebody’s going to be unhappy,’’ he said, “If we sat Willie Bloomquist and he was unhappy, we could handle it. But if one of your big boys is down in the dumps, that can take others down.’‘
by BrianL on Jul 10, 2008 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bahahah..Willie
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 10, 2008 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What he was thinking:
If we sat Willie Bloomquist and he was unhappy, we’d all have a good laugh at him…
by Bearskin Rugburn on Jul 10, 2008 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just goes to show you that a manager can take something and make anything out of it.
People get credited all the time for they passion, and the fact that they never take days off and always want to play. If Sexson was hitting 280/400/550 right now and he had bad body language due to him being sat out for a day, they’d say look at that drive, he just loves the game of baseball.
by LantermanC on Jul 10, 2008 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh Shit.
Ichiro isn’t getting the day off because he hasn’t had a day off in 126 games, he’s out because of a tight hammy.
by BrianL on Jul 10, 2008 12:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Basically, contrary to popular stupid belief,
Ichiro is awesome and loves the game, so the manager made up a non-serious injury to get him the day off.
by seattlebruin on Jul 10, 2008 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A Huge check from my boss as a wedding gift
Sexson released, Getting off at 3pm. This is going to be a good day
Coach Owens = No Fun Zone
by Scruffy Lefty on Jul 10, 2008 12:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
And you didn't even have to use your AK
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 10, 2008 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
Massively rec'd.
Unfortunately, the Lakers beat the Supersonics…. Oh wait, that doesn’t matter anymore.
AKA "BRO-RAY" according to drunk Graham...
by Thingray on Jul 10, 2008 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's appropriate.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 10, 2008 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know it's a longshot, and I don't even care about the NBA anymore
but I hope Schultz takes Bennett to the cleaners.
by BrianL on Jul 10, 2008 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope somebody stabs Bennett and then rapes his dead body
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 10, 2008 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That is still one of my all-time favorite songs.
by acblue on Jul 10, 2008 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mine too. I need to buy that CD.
I don’t know why I don’t own it already.
AKA "BRO-RAY" according to drunk Graham...
by Thingray on Jul 10, 2008 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't think I've heard it.
AKA "BRO-RAY" according to drunk Graham...
by Thingray on Jul 10, 2008 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
With Sexson's release, we inch closer and closer to Strasburg.
by BrianL on Jul 10, 2008 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And I just found out that I'm playing Beer league Wiffleball
at 4!!!!
Coach Owens = No Fun Zone
by Scruffy Lefty on Jul 10, 2008 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Beer League Whiffleball?
I want pics.
AKA "BRO-RAY" according to drunk Graham...
by Thingray on Jul 10, 2008 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
well I guess league is the wrong word
but its a chug a beer each base concept. But we do have a wiffleball league in B’ham
Coach Owens = No Fun Zone
by Scruffy Lefty on Jul 10, 2008 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh shit
Journey just came up on my itunes shuffle. I think I just creamed my pants
Coach Owens = No Fun Zone
by Scruffy Lefty on Jul 10, 2008 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Journey used to be good
then Family Guy and the Red Sox made them uber-popular and now they can go fuck themselves.
by Matthew on Jul 10, 2008 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck Boston >:(
They ruin everything I love.
by BrianL on Jul 10, 2008 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know your asian BrianL
So I’d like to imagine you as the current front man from Journey if that is ok.
Coach Owens = No Fun Zone
by Scruffy Lefty on Jul 10, 2008 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have had dreams in which I'm the frontman of Journey.
Hell. Yes.
by BrianL on Jul 10, 2008 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
and anyone who likes journey should really watch this
http://black20.com/black20-trailer-park/journey-center-earth
Coach Owens = No Fun Zone
by Scruffy Lefty on Jul 10, 2008 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Journey is going to be in Rock Band 2.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
Also, I'm always down for some online Grand Theft Auto IV or Rock Band. Gamertag: Phildopip
by Phildopip on Jul 10, 2008 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You can download them in GH3
by Carl Everett's Dino Farm on Jul 10, 2008 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You don't get to sing in GH3.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
Also, I'm always down for some online Grand Theft Auto IV or Rock Band. Gamertag: Phildopip
by Phildopip on Jul 10, 2008 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sure you can, you just don't get a score for it
by Carl Everett's Dino Farm on Jul 10, 2008 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good point.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
Also, I'm always down for some online Grand Theft Auto IV or Rock Band. Gamertag: Phildopip
by Phildopip on Jul 10, 2008 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
but you can't sing steve perry
Coach Owens = No Fun Zone
by Scruffy Lefty on Jul 10, 2008 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Anyway You Want It
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
Also, I'm always down for some online Grand Theft Auto IV or Rock Band. Gamertag: Phildopip
by Phildopip on Jul 10, 2008 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
saw that I'm pump
Really wish it was “Ask the Lonely”
Coach Owens = No Fun Zone
by Scruffy Lefty on Jul 10, 2008 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I want Lights, Faithfully, or (of course) Don't Stop Believin'.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
Also, I'm always down for some online Grand Theft Auto IV or Rock Band. Gamertag: Phildopip
by Phildopip on Jul 10, 2008 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
livin' in a lonely world.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
Also, I'm always down for some online Grand Theft Auto IV or Rock Band. Gamertag: Phildopip
by Phildopip on Jul 10, 2008 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Took a midnight train goin' annyyywhereee
by seattlebruin on Jul 10, 2008 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Born and raised in South Detroiiiiitttt
by BrianL on Jul 10, 2008 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Took a midnight train goin' annyyywhereee
by seattlebruin on Jul 10, 2008 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
the smell of wine and cheap perfume
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
Also, I'm always down for some online Grand Theft Auto IV or Rock Band. Gamertag: Phildopip
by Phildopip on Jul 10, 2008 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
For a smile they can share the night
The Jose Lopez Watch - 109 H - 14 BB - 71 G Left
by seattlebruin on Jul 10, 2008 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
it goes on and on and on and on!
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
Also, I'm always down for some online Grand Theft Auto IV or Rock Band. Gamertag: Phildopip
by Phildopip on Jul 10, 2008 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Strangerssss
The Jose Lopez Watch - 109 H - 14 BB - 71 G Left
by seattlebruin on Jul 10, 2008 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or Separate Ways
Coach Owens = No Fun Zone
by Scruffy Lefty on Jul 10, 2008 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was hoping to get through the entire lyrics
by Carl Everett's Dino Farm on Jul 10, 2008 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
thats how I roll
Coach Owens = No Fun Zone
by Scruffy Lefty on Jul 10, 2008 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I will not mess up the subthread, I will not mess up the subthread...
AKA "BRO-RAY" according to drunk Graham...
by Thingray on Jul 10, 2008 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
B'Ham just gained a point in my book.
AKA "BRO-RAY" according to drunk Graham...
by Thingray on Jul 10, 2008 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
With Sexson's release, I think we're getting farther from Strasburg....
by seattlebruin on Jul 10, 2008 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Are you kidding?
Look at this lineup!
by BrianL on Jul 10, 2008 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well if they trot this out there every day, I'm wearing my new custom #37 M's road jersey
to LL-Stephen Strasburg night… but I can’t imagine they’ll actually let Miguel Cairo play first every day. Or have Willie leading off. Or place one of the only female good pitchers on the team on the DL…
by seattlebruin on Jul 10, 2008 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Heh, I usually don't get any work done on afternoon gamedays
this is an afternoon gameday on a day when Richie was released and I’m going on vacation tomorrow. I can’t imagine I get ANYTHING done today.
by seattlebruin on Jul 10, 2008 12:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Seattlebruin's $1 bet series
what odds will you give me on Willie getting an XBH in this game?
by seattlebruin on Jul 10, 2008 12:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I accept
Boy are you gonna be sorry if Willie gets a hustle double or something
by seattlebruin on Jul 10, 2008 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Huh...maybe using Dickey against a patient lineup isn't a good idea.
by BrianL on Jul 10, 2008 12:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yuniesky Betancourt is really good at defense
he can pick it on both sides!
/the Yuni is good at defense guy
by seattlebruin on Jul 10, 2008 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How much longer can Will Ferrell keep making the same movie before everyone notices?
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 10, 2008 12:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I think everyone has noticed
besides it worked for Adam Sandler and Jim Carrey. Hell Carrey is apparently making something that amounts to Liar Liar 2.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
by bluemax on Jul 10, 2008 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What's funny is that all three of these guys have done well in serious roles.
Ferrell was good in Stranger than Fiction, Sandler was good in Punch Drunk Love and Carrey was good in Man on the Moon and Eternal Sunshine.
by acblue on Jul 10, 2008 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The ending of Stranger than Fiction ruined it for me
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 10, 2008 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I wasn't a huge fan of the ending.
But Ferrell was good in it.
by acblue on Jul 10, 2008 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I actually kind wish they'd gone with the unhappy ending.
Would’ve been pretty powerful.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
by bluemax on Jul 10, 2008 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I didn't understand why he couldn't have stopped the boy earlier
And averted the whole near death thing
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 10, 2008 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like their serious roles better too
I’m weird like that.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
by bluemax on Jul 10, 2008 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sandler is good in everything.
Except Punch Drunk Love… is that the one where he has a bunch of sisters, and breaks glass windows?
by LantermanC on Jul 10, 2008 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, Sandler was good
in Spanglish, and that Don Cheadle movie, but Punch Drunk Love, if I’m remembering correctly is his only movie that I hate.
Happy Gilmore and 8 crazy nights tied for his best movie.
by LantermanC on Jul 10, 2008 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was funny.
“LEFT! LEFT!!”
“Would you get out of the wind!”
by LantermanC on Jul 10, 2008 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Little Nikki = HORRIBLE
AKA "BRO-RAY" according to drunk Graham...
by Thingray on Jul 10, 2008 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The only good thing Sandler has done in the recent past was Grandma's Boy
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 10, 2008 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't think I was even aware of that movie.
AKA "BRO-RAY" according to drunk Graham...
by Thingray on Jul 10, 2008 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also, it's a really big stoner comedy
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 10, 2008 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And a terrible depiction of the industry I work in
shitty movie. I saw it with people who were drunk and they didn’t even find it funny.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
by bluemax on Jul 10, 2008 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was Sandler?
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 10, 2008 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, that's his worst comedy probably.
Not sure what he was thinking…
by LantermanC on Jul 10, 2008 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought Sandler was brilliant in Punch-Drunk Love.
Then again, I’m a pretty big P.T. Anderson fan so I tend to ignore any flaws in his films.
by Teej on Jul 10, 2008 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I didn't like Royal Tenenbaums
and lots of people seemed to love that, so… maybe my taste is just weird. Though I did like Life Aquatic…
by LantermanC on Jul 10, 2008 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Died in a hilarious way though
the ultra-rare triple post! =)
by seattlebruin on Jul 10, 2008 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hate Rushmore
only non horror movie I ever actively rooted for characters to die in.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
by bluemax on Jul 10, 2008 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I enjoy movies with unlikeable characters.
I like to read Bret Easton Ellis’ stuff, if that tells you anything. I find it oddly cleansing to read about awful people, or watch them in movies.
by Teej on Jul 10, 2008 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just couldn't stand Jason Schwartzman
and his character. I wanted him to get beat bloody.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
by bluemax on Jul 10, 2008 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Have you watched It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia?
It’s filled with horrible people…yet it’s hilarious.
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by Phildopip on Jul 10, 2008 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like the dumb friend, not Charlie
the guy who “lifts weights”. He’s hilarious.
by LantermanC on Jul 10, 2008 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I dislike most things Wes Anderson does.
by acblue on Jul 10, 2008 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I said something along these lines to a friend and he tried to stab me.
Wes Anderson’s fans are . . . dedicated.
I don’t hate his stuff, but I’m never that impressed.
by Teej on Jul 10, 2008 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I find each of his movies fit on a scale of meh to pretty good
But apparently that’s just me
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 10, 2008 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wes Anderson movies are built on a house of cards.
Everyone loves his movies because of the dialogue, but no actual people talk the way people in his movies talk. That’s not in and of itself a bad thing, but they’re carefully crafted to appeal to people who like to think they’re as witty and insightful as the people in his movies.
He’s talented in the aesthetic aspects of filmmaking, but my God are his movies contrived and vapid and boring as all hell.
by acblue on Jul 10, 2008 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like his soundtracks
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 10, 2008 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
His soundtracks are evil. They plunder my favorite semi-obscure classic rock songs and cause people to think I'm a Wes Anderson fan.
That fucker ruined “Ooh La La” as the song I put at the end of all my mix CDs. And I’ll never forgive him for it.
That said, I adore Rushmore and Tenenbaums, and really dislike everything else he’s done. He has two FANTASTIC movies and a lot of complete trash.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
by esoteric on Jul 10, 2008 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I will agree with your point,
and I think that’s sort of what made Arrested Development so likable. Sure the characters were off the wall insane, but at least the dialogue made them seem like realistic crazy people
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 10, 2008 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And it was actually funny.
As opposed to “wow, that’s a really obscure reference and I don’t get it, but it’s supposed to be funny so I’ll laugh anyways.”
(I know not all Wes Anderson fans are like this, but many of them are.)
by acblue on Jul 10, 2008 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Arrested Development is the best half-hour comedy in the past 20 years. That's a standard that not many shows can meet.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
by esoteric on Jul 10, 2008 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Simpsons is still the best TV show ever.
But AD is close.
by acblue on Jul 10, 2008 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The first 5 seasons of the Simpsons beg to differ.
I love Arrested Development, but it doesn’t match what the Simpsons did early on.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
Also, I'm always down for some online Grand Theft Auto IV or Rock Band. Gamertag: Phildopip
by Phildopip on Jul 10, 2008 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The first two seasons of the Simpsons are unwatchable.
And while the next three are indeed brilliant, I personally prefer the concentrated and self-referential genius of AD.
I actually was thinking of separating the Simpsons out as an animated series in my initial statement.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
by esoteric on Jul 10, 2008 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wrong.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
Also, I'm always down for some online Grand Theft Auto IV or Rock Band. Gamertag: Phildopip
by Phildopip on Jul 10, 2008 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, you're wrong. They're largely unfunny
And the primitive animation and voices make it even harder to watch.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
by esoteric on Jul 10, 2008 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
When was the last time you watched the first two seasons?
The second half of the first season (minus Some Enchanted Evening) and the majority of the second season is some of the best TV ever written.
That being said, I enjoy the third and fourth seasons more, but by that point they were moving past the legitimately moving and emotional story lines.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
Also, I'm always down for some online Grand Theft Auto IV or Rock Band. Gamertag: Phildopip
by Phildopip on Jul 10, 2008 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It has indeed been awhile. They just never made me laugh.
And I thought seasons 3-5 had plenty of touching storylines too.
Actually, I would extend the Simpsons’ golden era to include Season 6 as well. Only after that did they perceptibly slide.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
by esoteric on Jul 10, 2008 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, six is still very good.
Though I feel there’s a pretty big different between 5 and 6. It’s one of those things where they had a long way to come down before really sucking.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
Also, I'm always down for some online Grand Theft Auto IV or Rock Band. Gamertag: Phildopip
by Phildopip on Jul 10, 2008 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The thing about AD though is that they referenced previous jokes a lot, and if you started watching midway through the second season, a lot of the jokes would just go over your head
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 10, 2008 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't think there has ever been a comedy series that relies upon continuity as much as AD.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
by esoteric on Jul 10, 2008 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Doesn't make it less awesome.
In fact, it makes it that much more awesome, but it’s probably a big reason it never caught on until the DVDs came out.
by acblue on Jul 10, 2008 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
With that said, Season 3 is hugely disappointing.
The show was cancelled at the right time.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
by esoteric on Jul 10, 2008 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My favorite as well.
All the jokes from the past colliding at once, obscure references that were never explained explained. What a great show. I love shows that you can watch mutliple times and discover new jokes every time.
by LantermanC on Jul 10, 2008 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is just silly.
Season 3 is flabby and weak with some occasionally brilliant moments. Season 2 is the peak.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
by esoteric on Jul 10, 2008 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
His supporting cast makes all the difference.
Talladega Nights? Awesome. Co-stars? John C. Reilly, Sascha Baron Cohen.
Anchorman? Insanely awesome. Co-stars? Steve Carell, Paul Rudd.
Blades of Glory? Fucking awful. Co-star? Jon Heder.
Semi-Pro? Lame. Co-star? A horribly mis-cast Woody Harrelson.
He’s fine when used properly, he just needs good people around him to make him seem like less of a cartoon character.
by acblue on Jul 10, 2008 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know about Semi-Pro,
but Blades of Glory was horrific.
AKA "BRO-RAY" according to drunk Graham...
by Thingray on Jul 10, 2008 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah that's the one I object to
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 10, 2008 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll pretty much watch any movie.
Though I imagine everyone here is like that, since we waste 3 hours of our lives every day watching the Mariners.
by LantermanC on Jul 10, 2008 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is LFoJL you're talking to
remember the “Because I Said So” thread?
by seattlebruin on Jul 10, 2008 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I watched Blades of Glory,
but I regretted it afterwards, and I wouldn’t do it again. Talledega Nights was so-so.
Anchorman = Numero Uno.
AKA "BRO-RAY" according to drunk Graham...
by Thingray on Jul 10, 2008 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nothing on that list
is better than Hot Rod
Coach Owens = No Fun Zone
by Scruffy Lefty on Jul 10, 2008 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You think so?
I thought it missed what could have been some really funny stuff. It just felt like it could have been “more”.
AKA "BRO-RAY" according to drunk Graham...
by Thingray on Jul 10, 2008 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know a lot of people who agree with you.
I absolutely loved it.
by acblue on Jul 10, 2008 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Anchorman is still the best movie of all time
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Jul 10, 2008 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jenna Fischer was hot
and Napoleon Dynamite is funny… looking.
Never saw Sem-Pro but it looks awesome.
I can’t wait to see step-brothers or whatever it’s called.
by LantermanC on Jul 10, 2008 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What is wrong with you?
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 10, 2008 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
John Heder is kind of funny.
I thought the Will Arnett beating the crap out of Will Ferrell part was actually funny.
Kicking and Screaming is another good one, I saw that like 20x on HBO.
by LantermanC on Jul 10, 2008 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kicking and Screaming is indeed awesome.

Oh, wait, you meant the other one.
by acblue on Jul 10, 2008 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So Dickey got out of a bases loaded jam without allowing a run and no one says anything in the GT?
the 2008 Mariners – Catch the apathy!
by seattlebruin on Jul 10, 2008 1:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Jesus Christ Geoff Baker is Hilarious
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Caption: A lovely shot of West Oakland
by BrianL on Jul 10, 2008 1:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I wish I could see Richie kicking a can down the road in this picture.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 10, 2008 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was born in Oakland.
:(
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
Also, I'm always down for some online Grand Theft Auto IV or Rock Band. Gamertag: Phildopip
by Phildopip on Jul 10, 2008 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't be ashamed of your roots,
it’s not your fault where you were born.
AKA "BRO-RAY" according to drunk Graham...
by Thingray on Jul 10, 2008 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Only because you're such a dick about this

by Bearskin Rugburn on Jul 10, 2008 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He also has a picture of Carlos Silva in mid pitch
and the caption says something like “Look at that baby sink!”
by thenatural on Jul 10, 2008 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Richie would have looked worse
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 10, 2008 1:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'll take your word for it, I'm stuck with Gameday.
by BrianL on Jul 10, 2008 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm stuck with LL gamethread
Coach Owens = No Fun Zone
by Scruffy Lefty on Jul 10, 2008 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Someone with more time should make a sparta remix of the 2008 mariners
Coach Owens = No Fun Zone
by Scruffy Lefty on Jul 10, 2008 1:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
see I just found them
So I think there hilarious
Coach Owens = No Fun Zone
by Scruffy Lefty on Jul 10, 2008 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ahhh.
Let me tell you about this new fangled Rick Roll thing…
by BrianL on Jul 10, 2008 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why tell him?
by seattlebruin on Jul 10, 2008 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh I know of the rick roling
I rick rolled my fiances’ bridal shower
Coach Owens = No Fun Zone
by Scruffy Lefty on Jul 10, 2008 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wish the mariners were better at baseball
by sixth on Jul 10, 2008 1:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Think of the children.
AKA "BRO-RAY" according to drunk Graham...
by Thingray on Jul 10, 2008 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Washbu...ahh, nevermind
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 10, 2008 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The proper response would have been
That’s what Washburn said!
Two dead memes in one!
by seattlebruin on Jul 10, 2008 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thats what Washburn said as Raben doubled while George Sherrill was flipped for Brent Lillibrdige?
by joof on Jul 10, 2008 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You even have the JI spelling technique!
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 10, 2008 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
BTW I don't understand the Raben thing
was this a LFoJL made up meme that I missed or something?
by seattlebruin on Jul 10, 2008 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, wait let me try again
Dennis Raben isn’t Jose Lopez’s brother!
by seattlebruin on Jul 10, 2008 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think one of Dennis Raben's XBH's went back and killed Jose Lopez's brother
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 10, 2008 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sorry for blaming you
here, take a rec to show my sincere regret
by seattlebruin on Jul 10, 2008 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was my little test to see how long it took you guys to run a meme into the ground
by Robert on Jul 10, 2008 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Your smarter then most people give you credit four
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 10, 2008 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
*phor
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
Also, I'm always down for some online Grand Theft Auto IV or Rock Band. Gamertag: Phildopip
by Phildopip on Jul 10, 2008 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
First time I had pho
I thought it was the nastiest thing ever.
Second time was much better.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
by bluemax on Jul 10, 2008 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have conducted numerous social experiments on this site
and the answer is 6 minutes
by Robert on Jul 10, 2008 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have conducted numerous social experiments on this site
and they say you’re gay
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 10, 2008 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I want Dickey to start throwing an eephus.
by BrianL on Jul 10, 2008 1:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Aren't you glad you're on a baseball blog?
by seattlebruin on Jul 10, 2008 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What, wouldn't it be weird to use the sentence "I want Dickey to start throwing an eephus"
in any non-baseball related conversation, regardless of circumstance/colloquialisms?
by seattlebruin on Jul 10, 2008 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm going to spend my day trying to sneak that phrase into a normal conversation.
AKA "BRO-RAY" according to drunk Graham...
by Thingray on Jul 10, 2008 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
YouTube it for fifteen recs
Any signs of faking it in a convo with your GF net fifteen flags
by seattlebruin on Jul 10, 2008 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I suppose I could try to catch it on video with my phone,
but wouldn’t that be almost as odd as the phrase itself?
AKA "BRO-RAY" according to drunk Graham...
by Thingray on Jul 10, 2008 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't think I'll be able to pull that off.
AKA "BRO-RAY" according to drunk Graham...
by Thingray on Jul 10, 2008 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
...Did Kenji Johjima just throw out Wes Bankston on a 72 MPH knuckleball?
by BrianL on Jul 10, 2008 1:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yahoo says
Sweeney . . . but it was definitely a human being
by sixth on Jul 10, 2008 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

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