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7/1: Seriously?, Part 3

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DOWNS SYNDROME!!!

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by PhilKenSebben on Jul 1, 2008 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

ICHIRO!!!

Haven’t seen that in a while.

NEEDS LESS SUCK

by Double06 on Jul 1, 2008 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Ichiro I love you.

Please let me have your manbabies.

by BrianL on Jul 1, 2008 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Have some self respect.

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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

those side-angle camera guys must love when Ichiro comes up

That was a great zoom out from the fan with the digital camera to Ichiro posing.

And, I’m glad Scutaro’s flip failed.

by yuniform on Jul 1, 2008 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

No chance.

One Vision, One Purpose
Peace Through Power

by Goose on Jul 1, 2008 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Good grief.

One Vision, One Purpose
Peace Through Power

by Goose on Jul 1, 2008 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

After Ichiro is done with me

please have your way with me, Brandon.

by BrianL on Jul 1, 2008 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Clement shows slow glove speed.

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by PhilKenSebben on Jul 1, 2008 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Morrow is positively Rolen.

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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

I actually had...what is that thing...fun?

Yeah, I had fun talking and bantering with Jays fans. It was weird. Fun at Safeco field?!

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Jul 1, 2008 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOLY SHIT WAS THAT EDDIE GUARDADO?

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by PhilKenSebben on Jul 1, 2008 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

BRANDON FUCKING MORROW!

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Peace Through Power

by Goose on Jul 1, 2008 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

YES YES YES

BREAKING BALL

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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Ok, I want Lopez or Yuni to do it

so that the other one can beat the crap out of him in celebration.

by Two Rs and Two Ls on Jul 1, 2008 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

better than TWO UNPRODUCTIVE outs

At least we don't have Zito's contract.

by ColeFitz on Jul 1, 2008 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

bunt

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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

OR GAS AS IN FART

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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

AND THERE BEING A TON OF IT

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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

speaking of which...

anyone know why Cito Gaston never got another job besides the Blue Jays? Dude won two World Serieses!

by yuniform on Jul 1, 2008 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Willie Bloomquist 3R home run.

You heard it here first.

I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.

by esoteric on Jul 1, 2008 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

More like 2nd.

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by Goose on Jul 1, 2008 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would a Ballgame Walkoff Homer be the greatest thing ever?

I’m going with yes.

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Peace Through Power

by Goose on Jul 1, 2008 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

BALLGAME WINS IT!

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by Goose on Jul 1, 2008 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Willie's gone camping!!!

I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.

by ralphie81 on Jul 1, 2008 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

What?

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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

hahahahahaha

Grit and hustle!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by PLU Tim on Jul 1, 2008 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Peace Through Power

by Goose on Jul 1, 2008 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Well I'll be fucked.

Willie now has as many XBH as Felix.

by BrianL on Jul 1, 2008 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHAHA

FELIX STILL HAS MORE EXTRA BASE HITS!

by BrianL on Jul 1, 2008 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

LONG LIVE THE KING!

At least we don't have Zito's contract.

by ColeFitz on Jul 1, 2008 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

ITS THE PERFECT WIN

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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

phew.

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by PhilKenSebben on Jul 1, 2008 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh fuck no.

GODDAMMIT NO!

Fuck you WFB.

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by PhilKenSebben on Jul 1, 2008 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Fun fact

The last game I went to see at Safeco in 2006 also ended with a Willie walkoff base hit.

by Gomez on Jul 1, 2008 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Haha counts as a single.

At least we don't have Zito's contract.

by ColeFitz on Jul 1, 2008 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

You now what makes that funny....

I think that’s still a single….

Still 0 XBHs for Willie…

by PLU Tim on Jul 1, 2008 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

good god

May that be his last great moment as a Mariner.

Sports and Bremertonians. Because we can.

by wackomann on Jul 1, 2008 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

That was a damn fun game.

One Vision, One Purpose
Peace Through Power

by Goose on Jul 1, 2008 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

That is so fucking funny. He finally hits a double, but only gets to second base.

It’s like Robin Ventura’s “Grand Slam Single,” except infinitely more exciting and significant.

I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.

by esoteric on Jul 1, 2008 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Willie Bloomquist: future FSN Senior Baseball analyst.

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by PhilKenSebben on Jul 1, 2008 10:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Improvement.

Willie doesn’t believe in chemistry.

by BrianL on Jul 1, 2008 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I look forward to the recap of this one.

One Vision, One Purpose
Peace Through Power

by Goose on Jul 1, 2008 10:20 PM PDT reply actions  

At least Willie got the crap beat out of him.

And I saw Yuni come up at the end of it and steal his nose like he was a 3 year old.

by Two Rs and Two Ls on Jul 1, 2008 10:20 PM PDT reply actions  

I can has Vizquel too?

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by PhilKenSebben on Jul 1, 2008 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bet they'll throw Aurilia in too..

If we are nice.

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by PhilKenSebben on Jul 1, 2008 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!?!?!?!?!?!???!??!

I MEAN SERIOUSLY WHAT A SHIT LOAD OF FUCK

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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

How did that happen?

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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

What'd I do?

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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I JUST GOT IT

CLEVER

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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

That looks worse than this:

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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shitty is funny.

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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's Pedroia's hat.

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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Les Stroud is awesome.

Bear is a fraud and a jackass and he punts puppies.

by BrianL on Jul 1, 2008 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well this was just a queer little game

Bullshit I haven't touched a woman in months

by Robert on Jul 1, 2008 11:26 PM PDT reply actions  

That's beyond horrible.

Beyond. I am disgusted. I don’t even feel like going over there tomorrow. I want to just give them some cookies and say sorry.

by Matthew on Jul 1, 2008 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know

That just made me feel really bad for them

Side note: I thought they had so few people because they were a new blog. How long have they been around?

by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 1, 2008 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

???

To me it looks like it’s nothing but gamethreads. Inoffensive, but there’s just not any substantial content.

by JI on Jul 1, 2008 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

You need to write a LL chick flick

Bullshit I haven't touched a woman in months

by Robert on Jul 1, 2008 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

This joke isnt going as planned

Bullshit I haven't touched a woman in months

by Robert on Jul 1, 2008 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

DO. NOT. WANT.

Bullshit I haven't touched a woman in months

by Robert on Jul 2, 2008 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Goddammit, how'd I miss a subthread about manual transmissions?

That’s why you never leave.

As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.

by Aaron Campeau on Jul 1, 2008 11:45 PM PDT reply actions  

It took me to catch on how to drive on

But now that I learned, I love it to death.

Bullshit I haven't touched a woman in months

by Robert on Jul 1, 2008 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I very nearly bought a car with a bad Carfax and obnoxious exhaust

simply because it had a 6-speed manual transmission.

As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.

by Aaron Campeau on Jul 1, 2008 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's really, really not that hard.

As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.

by Aaron Campeau on Jul 1, 2008 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

DON'T DO IT

As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.

by Aaron Campeau on Jul 1, 2008 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Driving a stick makes you better.

As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.

by Aaron Campeau on Jul 1, 2008 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I drive and blog

Bullshit I haven't touched a woman in months

by Robert on Jul 1, 2008 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dear God.

As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.

by Aaron Campeau on Jul 1, 2008 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

*Ewer

As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.

by Aaron Campeau on Jul 1, 2008 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

STOP MAKING ME THE NEW CORCO

Bullshit I haven't touched a woman in months

by Robert on Jul 2, 2008 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.

by Aaron Campeau on Jul 2, 2008 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Best story arc ever.

As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.

by Aaron Campeau on Jul 2, 2008 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno

I think the banana stand competition was pretty awesome.
Also the one armed man was amazing

by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 2, 2008 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

But it went on for seven episodes!

Also, Dave Thomas!

As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.

by Aaron Campeau on Jul 2, 2008 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought the Ann bit was amazing

My friends and I still repeat “Who’s Ann?” whenever we can

by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 2, 2008 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

"I know her name's not Annabell."

“That’s just how I remember, because she’s shaped like…she’s the belle of the ball.”

As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.

by Aaron Campeau on Jul 2, 2008 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm unbelievably picky re: women.

I also do not recall what this pic is from.

by Matthew on Jul 2, 2008 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also Jesus picky is right

“Angelina Jolie is not hot”
“She seems thick in the middle”
“No Hollywood actress is worthy of me”

by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 2, 2008 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

from that pic I said. I think it's her posture.

And the first one is totally true. I don’t recall saying the third, but it’s probably true.

by Matthew on Jul 2, 2008 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

I just read your sig

Is the punchline, “Because I wanted A-Rod to pound me?”

by Jordan of Boise on Jul 2, 2008 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.

by Aaron Campeau on Jul 2, 2008 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently, I fail.

It’s from Treehouse of Horror VII.

As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.

by Aaron Campeau on Jul 2, 2008 12:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Where is this?

Bullshit I haven't touched a woman in months

by Robert on Jul 2, 2008 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

I might just be

Bullshit I haven't touched a woman in months

by Robert on Jul 2, 2008 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Tomorrow's location:

202 Terry Avenue North, Seattle, WA

open from 1030 to 1400. I take a late lunch, so I’m planning on hitting it up around 1-130pm.

by Matthew on Jul 2, 2008 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure I will make it

I’ve have Graham text Jeff to text you once I decide.

Bullshit I haven't touched a woman in months

by Robert on Jul 2, 2008 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

They're in Fremont at almost exactly the time I go to work.

It’s a sign.

As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.

by Aaron Campeau on Jul 2, 2008 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

In the near future, when gas reaches $10/gallon and the internet collaspes and the blogs battle in the streets for territory and women

Lookout Landing will dominate the Blasted Earth with our squadron of Corco’s, carefully trained in the Salad Days, with the power to form into Corctron and crush the Boneyard Panthers with but nary a withering gaze

by Jordan of Boise on Jul 2, 2008 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

I request my ban the that of a cunt punt.

You can run, but you can't hide! Unless it's in this general area over here. Blindspot.

by PhilKenSebben on Jul 2, 2008 12:23 AM PDT reply actions  

*be that of a

You can run, but you can't hide! Unless it's in this general area over here. Blindspot.

by PhilKenSebben on Jul 2, 2008 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

You should commemorate it with a photoshop

Bullshit I haven't touched a woman in months

by Robert on Jul 2, 2008 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

I still pronounce genre "john-rah"

in my head. One time I said it out loud on accident in English class and everyone laughed at me.

by JI on Jul 2, 2008 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

I pronounce internet, intranet

People think I dont know what the hell i’m talking about

Bullshit I haven't touched a woman in months

by Robert on Jul 2, 2008 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Only in moderation.

As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.

by Aaron Campeau on Jul 2, 2008 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Alcohol makes everything funny.

I once played the penis movie title game for six hours while drunk.

As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.

by Aaron Campeau on Jul 2, 2008 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Jesus Christ, what the fuck is your problem?

You’ve now gone from just being stupid to being a full-blown troll.

by BrianL on Jul 2, 2008 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was always a troll.

as i said, Last Hurrah.

You can run, but you can't hide! Unless it's in this general area over here. Blindspot.

by PhilKenSebben on Jul 2, 2008 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hope SBN as a whole bans your sorry ass.

You’re Coach but with no excuse for fucking flagrant idiocy.

by BrianL on Jul 2, 2008 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, Im no coach, but I have done much worse.

You can run, but you can't hide! Unless it's in this general area over here. Blindspot.

by PhilKenSebben on Jul 2, 2008 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Over time

He doesnt have alcohol to dull his feelings

Bullshit I haven't touched a woman in months

by Robert on Jul 2, 2008 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can take anything you can say to me.

Infact, I wish i knew was hated earlier.

You can run, but you can't hide! Unless it's in this general area over here. Blindspot.

by PhilKenSebben on Jul 2, 2008 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't really think you were.

As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.

by Aaron Campeau on Jul 2, 2008 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

I will blatantly rape you if we ever meet.

Bullshit I haven't touched a woman in months

by Robert on Jul 2, 2008 12:45 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I wonder how much googling the cops will have to do before they find that one little comment.

To bad it will be too late anyway.

Bullshit I haven't touched a woman in months

by Robert on Jul 2, 2008 12:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Whenever you want baby.

Bullshit I haven't touched a woman in months

by Robert on Jul 2, 2008 12:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm going to go out of my way to get to your store

and then I’m going to sit there staring at you while mumbling about how the big gay eagles are ruining our nation.

Except before this happens I’ll probably start laughing hysterically thinking about my clever plan and I will look like a complete retard

by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 2, 2008 12:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

And my sig will prove my innocence.

Bullshit I haven't touched a woman in months

by Robert on Jul 2, 2008 12:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

not as far as i can tell.

Bullshit I haven't touched a woman in months

by Robert on Jul 2, 2008 12:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

To be fair,

I don’t think he was that idiotic until tonight.

by JI on Jul 2, 2008 1:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.

by Aaron Campeau on Jul 2, 2008 1:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

It only takes one time.

One Vision, One Purpose
Peace Through Power

by Goose on Jul 2, 2008 1:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa.

I just now finally stopped laughing over the Beltre bomb and the Bloomquist walk off not double. What did I miss?

Fans are typically idiots.

by The Typical Idiot Fan on Jul 2, 2008 1:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just saw Beltre's homer.

Amazing. The look on his face when he seriously had no idea where the ball was makes him just that much more hilarious to me.

by Teej on Jul 2, 2008 1:18 AM PDT reply actions  

just got back home in canada

i swear i was the only canadian wearing a mariners jersey tonight

awesome game

cesar “tossed salad” jimenez is a machine.

morrow silenced the jays fans

richie for president

fuck me for having to work in 5 hours

go m’s

by Tony S on Jul 2, 2008 1:29 AM PDT reply actions  

As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.

by Aaron Campeau on Jul 2, 2008 1:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

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