7/1: Seriously?, Part 3
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This is a candidate for the weirdest game of the year.
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by Goose on Jul 1, 2008 9:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
DOWNS SYNDROME!!!
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by PhilKenSebben on Jul 1, 2008 9:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ICHIRO!!!
Haven’t seen that in a while.
NEEDS LESS SUCK
by Double06 on Jul 1, 2008 9:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ichiro I love you.
Please let me have your manbabies.
by BrianL on Jul 1, 2008 9:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I haven't felt this much false hope in weeks.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 9:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What's the point of kissing ass when the thread moves?
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 1, 2008 9:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Have some self respect.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Part of my success is knowing exactly when to kiss ass.
by BrianL on Jul 1, 2008 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I gotta work on that.
You do have the advantage of it not being almost midnight there, too.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 1, 2008 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can't go anywhere with this while keeping things appropriate.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jul 1, 2008 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Turn it into a gay joke.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Every election requires a little slumming
by Jeff on Jul 1, 2008 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I read that as 'erection'
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 1, 2008 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe he'll hold out Morrow for the save.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can't tell if you are mocking me or not.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
already pitched
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So if we go extra innings, the entire pitching staff is fucked, yes?
by BrianL on Jul 1, 2008 9:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
...which is something you worry about when you're 20 games under .500
never know when a pennant race’ll heat up.
by yuniform on Jul 1, 2008 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
those side-angle camera guys must love when Ichiro comes up
That was a great zoom out from the fan with the digital camera to Ichiro posing.
And, I’m glad Scutaro’s flip failed.
by yuniform on Jul 1, 2008 9:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Dammit, Morrow in the 9th.
Can’t get lead.
by Matthew on Jul 1, 2008 9:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
No decision for Corcoran tonight
the Mariners Pedroia few thousand dollars for his shitbag relief today.
by Jeff on Jul 1, 2008 9:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Doumit worry, he'll get better
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 1, 2008 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can't take any Morrow this.
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by PhilKenSebben on Jul 1, 2008 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pitchers shouldn't be allowed to do that to Jose
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 1, 2008 9:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That's what she said!
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol gayrod rofl
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
gaydro lmao
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No chance.
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by Goose on Jul 1, 2008 9:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Has it already been said that the Jays' special hats are ugly?
It needs to be said.
by yuniform on Jul 1, 2008 9:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
iffy
The red-and-white on the navy blue…yeah, it doesn’t work.
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by wackomann on Jul 1, 2008 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
if they wanted a hat with a maple leaf, they could've gone back to their championship-era hats.
by yuniform on Jul 1, 2008 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
truth
I’m all for the return of the white front panel on the Toronto hats.
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by wackomann on Jul 1, 2008 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good grief.
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by Goose on Jul 1, 2008 9:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
After Ichiro is done with me
please have your way with me, Brandon.
by BrianL on Jul 1, 2008 10:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
silly. Perfect time for the offspeed too.
LEARN FROM MORROW, FELIX!
by Matthew on Jul 1, 2008 10:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Clement shows slow glove speed.
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by PhilKenSebben on Jul 1, 2008 10:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm glad we have the middle of the order coming up next inning
...wait, who’s hitting clean up?
by yuniform on Jul 1, 2008 10:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Suckin on Morrow's titties like you wantin him callin him all the time
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 1, 2008 10:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 10:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This is as good or better than the best JJ ever gave us.
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by Goose on Jul 1, 2008 10:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So much for his starting career.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Anybody who still believes he even had one, is dreaming at this point IMO.
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by Goose on Jul 1, 2008 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't think this is true
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 1, 2008 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It will never happen with this organization.
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by Goose on Jul 1, 2008 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Honestly, he was a pretty big question mark as a SP to begin with
by Gomez on Jul 1, 2008 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sorry, better than last year.
J.J’s 2006 was insane
by Matthew on Jul 1, 2008 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
More distant memory.
J.J.’s 2006 was insanely sexy.
by Matthew on Jul 1, 2008 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This gif takes forever for anything to happen!
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
by ColeFitz on Jul 1, 2008 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
but low ERA in 2007
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Morrow is positively Rolen.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 10:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
THAT WAS A STRIKE!
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by Goose on Jul 1, 2008 10:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
border line according to gameday
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I bet Joe'sTracer has that neat the hot dog vendors
by Gomez on Jul 1, 2008 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not taking that bet.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am actually glad the Jays fans have invaded
the stadium is alive tonight.
by Jeff on Jul 1, 2008 10:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
yeah, it forces the M's fans to actually do something
The Nationals don’t inspire such ire.
by yuniform on Jul 1, 2008 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I actually had...what is that thing...fun?
Yeah, I had fun talking and bantering with Jays fans. It was weird. Fun at Safeco field?!
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by BrettJMiller on Jul 1, 2008 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bantering? With bluebirds?
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 1, 2008 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
DONT ENCOURAGE THEM
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've had many people tell me Canada weekend is the pits.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HOLY SHIT WAS THAT EDDIE GUARDADO?
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by PhilKenSebben on Jul 1, 2008 10:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
BRANDON FUCKING MORROW!
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by Goose on Jul 1, 2008 10:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
YES YES YES
BREAKING BALL
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 10:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't have cable thus I am not watching this game.
I hear Morrow is an ok pitcher.
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
by ColeFitz on Jul 1, 2008 10:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm getting cable...
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by ColeFitz on Jul 1, 2008 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
MORROW IF YOU HAD A BEARD I WOULD SEX IT OFF YOU
by BrianL on Jul 1, 2008 10:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I prefer him clean cut
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 1, 2008 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Are you scared of bears?
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
By the way the crowd was on its feet for much of that inning
by Jeff on Jul 1, 2008 10:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I'm loving the energy tonight.
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by Goose on Jul 1, 2008 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ok, I want Lopez or Yuni to do it
so that the other one can beat the crap out of him in celebration.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Jul 1, 2008 10:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That'd be nice, but I just want it to be over.
(with a win)
by yuniform on Jul 1, 2008 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Except where Guillen is still kicking ass.
by Matthew on Jul 1, 2008 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He should have tried leeching of power or on base talent.
by Matthew on Jul 1, 2008 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't consider getting hit by things much of a talent
I think pitchers just hate him
by Jeff on Jul 1, 2008 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I will assume thin isn't a joke and point out that you are wrong.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think this had a different context after the bike gif.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was expecting to see Cuddy but saw Coach
bad bad bad
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 10:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
How the balls?
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I want a walkoff here.
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by Goose on Jul 1, 2008 10:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Strasburg
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by ColeFitz on Jul 1, 2008 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not tonight. Too much good energy.
I want a win.
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by Goose on Jul 1, 2008 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Washburn's pitching tomorrow anyway.
by ThundaPC on Jul 1, 2008 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But but he discovered something and fixed it, he should be money.
And he’s a workhorse willing to go deep in the game.
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
by ColeFitz on Jul 1, 2008 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's deep.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Huh, we don't have another outfielder on the bench, do we?
We can’t pinch run for Ibanez.
by BrianL on Jul 1, 2008 10:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Our cleanup hitter is bunting.
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by Goose on Jul 1, 2008 10:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We should trade him for Dontrelle.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And DH Dontrelle
He night actually be an upgrade.
by Gomez on Jul 1, 2008 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is what I was implying.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Beltre ends this game.
My prediction.
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by ColeFitz on Jul 1, 2008 10:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
by walking?
I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.
by ralphie81 on Jul 1, 2008 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
not unless the other team is forfeiting
I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.
by ralphie81 on Jul 1, 2008 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Willie winning this game would be perfect.
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by Goose on Jul 1, 2008 10:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
yeah, a Willie XBH would pair nicely with Sexson's HR.
by yuniform on Jul 1, 2008 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Someone rode the bitch bus into the gamethread.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rec'd
Even though technically they didn’t cal it one
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by BrettJMiller on Jul 1, 2008 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
better than TWO UNPRODUCTIVE outs
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by ColeFitz on Jul 1, 2008 10:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
OR GAS AS IN FART
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
AND THERE BEING A TON OF IT
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
speaking of which...
anyone know why Cito Gaston never got another job besides the Blue Jays? Dude won two World Serieses!
by yuniform on Jul 1, 2008 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I searched for "period" on google images, in order to find a period key image to respond to you.
I am still recovering. Note to self, “period” has many meanings. shudder
by redwolf75 on Jul 1, 2008 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The third image in the top row when you search right now...the anime one...it will haunt me forever.
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by esoteric on Jul 1, 2008 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
For some reason I had safesearch on.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Be glad you did. Be very glad indeed.
by redwolf75 on Jul 1, 2008 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I turned it off to see why the problem was.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, subbing out Reed was stupid.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 10:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
fuck dont walk him beltre's on my...er....mom
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by ColeFitz on Jul 1, 2008 10:12 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
ColeFitz: it's no longer rape
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 1, 2008 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's not rape if you like it.
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by ColeFitz on Jul 1, 2008 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
, > . am I right?
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by ColeFitz on Jul 1, 2008 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Willie Bloomquist 3R home run.
You heard it here first.
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by esoteric on Jul 1, 2008 10:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
More like 2nd.
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by Goose on Jul 1, 2008 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Would a Ballgame Walkoff Homer be the greatest thing ever?
I’m going with yes.
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by Goose on Jul 1, 2008 10:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What's more likely Willie Boom Boom xbh right now? Or jeff announcing he's taking a break to vacation with his boyfriend?
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by ColeFitz on Jul 1, 2008 10:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
BALLGAME WINS IT!
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by Goose on Jul 1, 2008 10:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Willie's gone camping!!!
I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.
by ralphie81 on Jul 1, 2008 10:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
hahahahahaha
Grit and hustle!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by PLU Tim on Jul 1, 2008 10:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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by Goose on Jul 1, 2008 10:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well I'll be fucked.
Willie now has as many XBH as Felix.
by BrianL on Jul 1, 2008 10:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I find it hilarious that that was a single
by Graham on Jul 1, 2008 10:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Almost is only good in horseshoewenweises and hand grenades
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 1, 2008 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HAHAHAHAHAHA
FELIX STILL HAS MORE EXTRA BASE HITS!
by BrianL on Jul 1, 2008 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LONG LIVE THE KING!
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by ColeFitz on Jul 1, 2008 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ITS THE PERFECT WIN
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
phew.
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by PhilKenSebben on Jul 1, 2008 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh fuck no.
GODDAMMIT NO!
Fuck you WFB.
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by PhilKenSebben on Jul 1, 2008 10:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fun fact
The last game I went to see at Safeco in 2006 also ended with a Willie walkoff base hit.
by Gomez on Jul 1, 2008 10:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Haha counts as a single.
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by ColeFitz on Jul 1, 2008 10:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You now what makes that funny....
I think that’s still a single….
Still 0 XBHs for Willie…
by PLU Tim on Jul 1, 2008 10:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
good god
May that be his last great moment as a Mariner.
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by wackomann on Jul 1, 2008 10:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HE NEVER GOT TO 2nd!!!!
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jul 1, 2008 10:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That was a damn fun game.
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by Goose on Jul 1, 2008 10:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So yea, we just came back from a 6-2 deficit.
by ThundaPC on Jul 1, 2008 10:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
First time all year we've come back down by more than 2?
by Matthew on Jul 1, 2008 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Biggest deficit since 2003.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn, tough win everyone. Shit, we could have picked up some separation today.
by Matthew on Jul 1, 2008 10:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I enjoy these.
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by ColeFitz on Jul 1, 2008 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We'll have plenty of time to eat shit in August and September
by Gomez on Jul 1, 2008 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not if we're playing like this...
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by ColeFitz on Jul 1, 2008 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's likely.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Mariners don't play like this down the stretch
They usually play like the team that landed themselves in a 31-51 hole in the first place.
by Gomez on Jul 1, 2008 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That is so fucking funny. He finally hits a double, but only gets to second base.
It’s like Robin Ventura’s “Grand Slam Single,” except infinitely more exciting and significant.
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by esoteric on Jul 1, 2008 10:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Willie Bloomquist: future FSN Senior Baseball analyst.
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by PhilKenSebben on Jul 1, 2008 10:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Improvement.
Willie doesn’t believe in chemistry.
by BrianL on Jul 1, 2008 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I look forward to the recap of this one.
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by Goose on Jul 1, 2008 10:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
At least Willie got the crap beat out of him.
And I saw Yuni come up at the end of it and steal his nose like he was a 3 year old.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Jul 1, 2008 10:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
nice to see Yuni beat the helmet off of Willie
way to go, Yuni! That’s how you celebrate.
by yuniform on Jul 1, 2008 10:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I hope Richie still had his bat in hand to hit Willie with.
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by PhilKenSebben on Jul 1, 2008 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's not Canada Day in Toronto anymore...
(look at the time zones!)
by yuniform on Jul 1, 2008 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I still fail to understand this.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think the first comment should definitely be: "sup faggots"
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 1, 2008 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That site is all gamthreads
I could do better.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think you should shoot for a 3000 comment thread.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
not to STL
Miles, bitches
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He does seem kind of faggy.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You wouldn't post like that if you didn't want to get fingered
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 1, 2008 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
by Jeff on Jul 1, 2008 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
http://www.baseballamerica.com/today/stats/player.php?id=450729
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Listen! Listen! Listen!
If I lost a leg, would you still love me?
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 1, 2008 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HEY! LISTEN! HEY! HEY! LISTEN!
HEY! LISTEN! HEY! HEY! HEY! LISTEN! HEY! LISTEN! HEY! LISTEN! LISTEN! HEY!

by BrianL on Jul 1, 2008 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My 3rd team, the Lightning, are carving FA up!
So booyah!
by Slica on Jul 1, 2008 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can has Vizquel too?
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by PhilKenSebben on Jul 1, 2008 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I bet they'll throw Aurilia in too..
If we are nice.
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by PhilKenSebben on Jul 1, 2008 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice futurama .gif on bluebird banter.
by redwolf75 on Jul 1, 2008 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
YOU BASTARDS ARE EARLY
FUCK YOU GUYS RUINING IT
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 1, 2008 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Was it that hard to not fuck this up?
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 1, 2008 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's apparently an impossible task for these two.
by BrianL on Jul 1, 2008 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I swear I've listened to the Discovery channel song like 5 times in a row
and it gets more awesome every time
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 1, 2008 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow that spoiled fucking everything...
by OlSalty on Jul 1, 2008 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
E MAIL GET THOSE POSTS NUKED
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!?!?!?!?!?!???!??!
I MEAN SERIOUSLY WHAT A SHIT LOAD OF FUCK
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Penalty box'd until I feel like letting them out
by Jeff on Jul 1, 2008 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You have to get those posts deleted.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll be sure to conveniently distract you whenever you get the urge to let them out.
by BrianL on Jul 1, 2008 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I usually shower and go straight to bed when I'm done with a recap
by Jeff on Jul 1, 2008 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shower?
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yarr wasting money on water
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 1, 2008 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
what?
I prefer to be clean to start the day.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If this is LL LiveJournal baiting I'm going to stop right now
by Jeff on Jul 1, 2008 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let me just say it'd never work for me because my hair is a bit much.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well they are.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I forgot you don't have my head of hair.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How did that happen?
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What'd I do?
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I JUST GOT IT
CLEVER
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That looks worse than this:

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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If only you had tilted that and changed the hue and cropped a bit...
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 1, 2008 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shitty is funny.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's Pedroia's hat.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Correct.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How the fuck did you get a widescreen cap?
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Si, Jeff, estas feminina
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 1, 2008 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now your just trying to be a dick.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Still curious.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
With MS Paint/Photoshop the worst place to be is the middle ground
by Jeff on Jul 1, 2008 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That should be the new tagline
Lookout Landing: Shitty is Funny
by OlSalty on Jul 1, 2008 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lookout Landing: BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 1, 2008 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Adam and Jamie make me smile every time I watch that.
by BrianL on Jul 1, 2008 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
As much as I hate him, it's all about Bear Grylls's arackanids
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 1, 2008 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's not that, I just fucking hate him as a person
Les Stroud is 10x more kickass
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 1, 2008 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Les Stroud is awesome.
Bear is a fraud and a jackass and he punts puppies.
by BrianL on Jul 1, 2008 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bear just acts like a douche and does things that no normal person could be expected to do
And he calls his show a survival guide
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 1, 2008 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can't count the number of times his show has suggested doing something that flies in the face of standard survival protocol.
by BrianL on Jul 1, 2008 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Have you seen the one where he shimmies himself up a crack in the earth
It was I think the Sahara desert one
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 1, 2008 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes.
The entire time I could only shake my head in disbelief. If someone actually takes his advice, they’re going to get themselves killed.
by BrianL on Jul 1, 2008 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My favorite Survivorman one was the one where he was on a raft
because, although he had to get helped or he’d be fucking dead, he found a fucking island(!!!) and lived there!
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 1, 2008 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also I love how he's his own cameraman
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 1, 2008 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Les Stroud is ten times the man Bear will ever be.
by BrianL on Jul 1, 2008 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Les Stroud eats a panda in season 3
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by Robert on Jul 1, 2008 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, other favorites:
1. Catches a turtle in the marsh
2. Makes traps for squirrels
3. Everytime he complains it’s so sweet
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 1, 2008 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well this was just a queer little game
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by Robert on Jul 1, 2008 11:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well thats new
I was wondering how long it would be till they realized I pulled the ole switchero
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by Robert on Jul 1, 2008 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jeffahamatthew is the eye in the sky.
Do not defy them.
by BrianL on Jul 1, 2008 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You are beyond fucked when one of them gets a front office job.
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by Robert on Jul 1, 2008 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They will need a better PR director
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by Robert on Jul 1, 2008 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
...and LL will become all gamethreads and OT diaries.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I will still make one baseball relevant observation a month.
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by Robert on Jul 1, 2008 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I will make many except they will be poorly communicated.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
PhilKenSebben needs to be permabanned for what he did over at Bluebirdbanter
He’s added some
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 1, 2008 11:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He doesn't even know the secret email that lets you get unbanned.
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by Robert on Jul 1, 2008 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
mynameisjeffandiamsuperawesome(at)ievenhavemyowndomainthatshowawesomeiam.com?
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 1, 2008 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow, that's insanely obnoxious.
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by acblue on Jul 1, 2008 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Perma him over here
He doesnt even like beer
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by Robert on Jul 1, 2008 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He also said this
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2008/5/12/508063/series-preview-seattle-mar#6045144
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by Robert on Jul 1, 2008 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's given us a few good ones.
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by acblue on Jul 1, 2008 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We were just going to mess with them
He mindraped them
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 1, 2008 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good call.
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by acblue on Jul 1, 2008 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He should have posted the big gay black hole
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by Robert on Jul 1, 2008 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's beyond horrible.
Beyond. I am disgusted. I don’t even feel like going over there tomorrow. I want to just give them some cookies and say sorry.
by Matthew on Jul 1, 2008 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know
That just made me feel really bad for them
Side note: I thought they had so few people because they were a new blog. How long have they been around?
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 1, 2008 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Every baseball blog has been around since 2005
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by Robert on Jul 1, 2008 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now I feel really bad for them
And I’m not one for sympathy
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 1, 2008 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You need to write a LL chick flick
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by Robert on Jul 1, 2008 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It'll revolve around your sig
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 1, 2008 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And at one point, you're going to say, "I just can't seem to find Miss Right *sigh*"
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 1, 2008 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This joke isnt going as planned
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by Robert on Jul 1, 2008 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
JI will be your buddy who tries to give you advice
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 1, 2008 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
JI can be the wacky buddy that provides comic relief.
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by acblue on Jul 2, 2008 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jeff will be the obnoxious rich guy that gets chicks and spins his tires on mud so Robert gets dirty
And butthol will be in it
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 2, 2008 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Jeff is the wacky scientist who does something outrageous.
by JI on Jul 2, 2008 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's Matthew
He’ll call Robert to remind him of his chances of getting a woman that night using percentages
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 2, 2008 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Percentages derived from graphs
Also, one of Robert’s problems is that every he sees a hot girl who might be interested in him, he pictures her as an animal and throws up
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 2, 2008 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
The graphic novel was better
GEORGE LUCAS IS RUINING THE LOOKOUT LANDING FRANCHISE
by Jordan of Boise on Jul 2, 2008 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
DO. NOT. WANT.
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by Robert on Jul 2, 2008 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not taking part in going over there tomorrow now.
This ruined it for me completely.
by Matthew on Jul 2, 2008 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We'll have to find another low traffic blog to mindfuck.
by JI on Jul 2, 2008 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn straight
But we should go over to BB to apologive
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 2, 2008 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I leave for about an hour and all hell breaks loose.
This just makes me feel awful.
by BrianL on Jul 2, 2008 12:44 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Goddammit, how'd I miss a subthread about manual transmissions?
That’s why you never leave.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by acblue on Jul 1, 2008 11:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It took me to catch on how to drive on
But now that I learned, I love it to death.
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by Robert on Jul 1, 2008 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I very nearly bought a car with a bad Carfax and obnoxious exhaust
simply because it had a 6-speed manual transmission.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by acblue on Jul 1, 2008 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would probably wreck my car if I had to drive manual
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 1, 2008 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's really, really not that hard.
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by acblue on Jul 1, 2008 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
DON'T DO IT
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by acblue on Jul 1, 2008 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
tell that to the clutch I would have destroyed
by JI on Jul 1, 2008 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It takes one day of fucking up.
After that you’re fine.
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by acblue on Jul 1, 2008 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It would have been easier.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by acblue on Jul 1, 2008 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You should see how shitty I am at driving anyway
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 1, 2008 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Driving a stick makes you better.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by acblue on Jul 1, 2008 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I drive and blog
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by Robert on Jul 1, 2008 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I eat food that requires a spoon and drive
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 1, 2008 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're operating a 4,000 pound machine traveling at high speeds for crissakes!
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by acblue on Jul 1, 2008 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
fo thousand pounds of fun
And I drive slowly
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 1, 2008 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dear God.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by acblue on Jul 1, 2008 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Your just jealous that you didn't think of it first
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by Robert on Jul 1, 2008 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You should have a blog that's nothing but your posts while driving.
Driving While Blogging.
by Matthew on Jul 1, 2008 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
STOP MAKING ME THE NEW CORCO
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by Robert on Jul 2, 2008 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I didn't say your posts had to be about boring things.
by Matthew on Jul 2, 2008 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I enjoy otter pops, poutine, westward expansion and not discussing baseball on a baseball blog
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by Robert on Jul 2, 2008 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nothing lucky has ever happened in that hat
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by Robert on Jul 2, 2008 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like reading about it on Wikipedia
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by Robert on Jul 2, 2008 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There should be serous subplot about Mountain Dew addiction.
by JI on Jul 2, 2008 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wrote a blog for my senior project and it was incredibly shitting and unfunny
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by Robert on Jul 2, 2008 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
I can't stop laughing at "Incredibly shitting"
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 2, 2008 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That means your supposed to rec me
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by Robert on Jul 2, 2008 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

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by Robert on Jul 2, 2008 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
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by acblue on Jul 2, 2008 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"I'd like to think they teach me"
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 2, 2008 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Best story arc ever.
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by acblue on Jul 2, 2008 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I dunno
I think the banana stand competition was pretty awesome.
Also the one armed man was amazing
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 2, 2008 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But it went on for seven episodes!
Also, Dave Thomas!
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by acblue on Jul 2, 2008 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought the Ann bit was amazing
My friends and I still repeat “Who’s Ann?” whenever we can
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 2, 2008 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"I know her name's not Annabell."
“That’s just how I remember, because she’s shaped like…she’s the belle of the ball.”
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by acblue on Jul 2, 2008 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"I can almost taste those meaty leading man parts in my mouth."
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by acblue on Jul 2, 2008 1:00 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
She seems thick in the middle from this pic.
by Matthew on Jul 2, 2008 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well aren't we mister picky
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 2, 2008 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm unbelievably picky re: women.
I also do not recall what this pic is from.
by Matthew on Jul 2, 2008 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Arrested Development.
Her character suggested building a city on the ocean as a solution to a shortage of undeveloped land.
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by acblue on Jul 2, 2008 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also Jesus picky is right
“Angelina Jolie is not hot”
“She seems thick in the middle”
“No Hollywood actress is worthy of me”
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 2, 2008 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
from that pic I said. I think it's her posture.
And the first one is totally true. I don’t recall saying the third, but it’s probably true.
by Matthew on Jul 2, 2008 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No? Not even a lil bit?

by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 2, 2008 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jon Voight's ballsack.
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by acblue on Jul 2, 2008 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rec'd for getting the reference.
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by acblue on Jul 2, 2008 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I used to be in your camp but then I saw Wanted
and she changed my mind. I wouldn’t put her on the upper tier but she’s still not not hot
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 2, 2008 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't want this to go further, so I'll leave at this.
I had the complete opposite to the trailers for that movie.
by Matthew on Jul 2, 2008 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just read your sig
Is the punchline, “Because I wanted A-Rod to pound me?”
by Jordan of Boise on Jul 2, 2008 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

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by acblue on Jul 2, 2008 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Apparently, I fail.
It’s from Treehouse of Horror VII.
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by acblue on Jul 2, 2008 12:48 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Have you had poutine from the rotating lunch truck?
by Matthew on Jul 2, 2008 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Where is this?
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by Robert on Jul 2, 2008 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Enjoy your tribute
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2008/7/2/563203/matthew-is-my-new-hero
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by Robert on Jul 2, 2008 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm going there tomorrow for lunch if you're down.
by Matthew on Jul 2, 2008 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I might just be
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by Robert on Jul 2, 2008 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tomorrow's location:
202 Terry Avenue North, Seattle, WA
open from 1030 to 1400. I take a late lunch, so I’m planning on hitting it up around 1-130pm.
by Matthew on Jul 2, 2008 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm pretty sure I will make it
I’ve have Graham text Jeff to text you once I decide.
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by Robert on Jul 2, 2008 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm hoping theres a outside shot that graham says
“fuck it, I’m to lazy. text jeff yourself” and gives me his number.
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by Robert on Jul 2, 2008 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
For 10 minutes today you were a martyr on a baseball blog
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by Robert on Jul 2, 2008 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I never asked to be martyr
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 2, 2008 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You knew it was coming though
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by Robert on Jul 2, 2008 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hehehe somebodies getting a phone jihad on saturday night
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by Robert on Jul 2, 2008 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
They're in Fremont at almost exactly the time I go to work.
It’s a sign.
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by acblue on Jul 2, 2008 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You have no idea how excited I am that I found this
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by Robert on Jul 2, 2008 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Imagine they only sold diet code red in canada
And everytime you made it, it was all runny and soggy
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by Robert on Jul 2, 2008 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs

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by Robert on Jul 2, 2008 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I degrade my self for recs
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by Robert on Jul 2, 2008 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
In the near future, when gas reaches $10/gallon and the internet collaspes and the blogs battle in the streets for territory and women
Lookout Landing will dominate the Blasted Earth with our squadron of Corco’s, carefully trained in the Salad Days, with the power to form into Corctron and crush the Boneyard Panthers with but nary a withering gaze
by Jordan of Boise on Jul 2, 2008 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can't wait to see Grahams driving
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by Robert on Jul 1, 2008 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I request my ban the that of a cunt punt.
You can run, but you can't hide! Unless it's in this general area over here. Blindspot.
by PhilKenSebben on Jul 2, 2008 12:23 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
*be that of a
You can run, but you can't hide! Unless it's in this general area over here. Blindspot.
by PhilKenSebben on Jul 2, 2008 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
God what the fuck is wrong with you
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 2, 2008 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
More than you could possibly imagine.
You can run, but you can't hide! Unless it's in this general area over here. Blindspot.
by PhilKenSebben on Jul 2, 2008 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Have funnier things be wrong with you
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by Robert on Jul 2, 2008 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can't believe I was finally able to say this sentence
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 2, 2008 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You should commemorate it with a photoshop
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by Robert on Jul 2, 2008 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm off the hard stuff
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 2, 2008 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It will still be at least six months until this is funny again.
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by acblue on Jul 2, 2008 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know, it just gets softer and weaker every time we abuse it
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 2, 2008 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
DON'T DO IT
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by acblue on Jul 2, 2008 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm so glad it's still funny outside of Lookout Landing.
by JI on Jul 2, 2008 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I had people look at me funny when I replied to their usage of it with "Dead meme!"
by Matthew on Jul 2, 2008 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I say that all the time and get the same reaction.
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by acblue on Jul 2, 2008 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I ask people if they know what memes are.
They don’t.
by JI on Jul 2, 2008 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, they were equally confused at the meme part.
by Matthew on Jul 2, 2008 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I still pronounce genre "john-rah"
in my head. One time I said it out loud on accident in English class and everyone laughed at me.
by JI on Jul 2, 2008 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's how I pronounce it out loud
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 2, 2008 12:38 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Should have played it off as an accent thing.
by Matthew on Jul 2, 2008 12:38 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I pronounce internet, intranet
People think I dont know what the hell i’m talking about
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by Robert on Jul 2, 2008 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I laugh at different peoples pronunciation of it
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by Robert on Jul 2, 2008 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Only in moderation.
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by acblue on Jul 2, 2008 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Alcohol makes everything funny.
I once played the penis movie title game for six hours while drunk.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by acblue on Jul 2, 2008 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jesus Christ, what the fuck is your problem?
You’ve now gone from just being stupid to being a full-blown troll.
by BrianL on Jul 2, 2008 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was always a troll.
as i said, Last Hurrah.
You can run, but you can't hide! Unless it's in this general area over here. Blindspot.
by PhilKenSebben on Jul 2, 2008 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope SBN as a whole bans your sorry ass.
You’re Coach but with no excuse for fucking flagrant idiocy.
by BrianL on Jul 2, 2008 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nah, Im no coach, but I have done much worse.
You can run, but you can't hide! Unless it's in this general area over here. Blindspot.
by PhilKenSebben on Jul 2, 2008 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope you stay so we can be mean to you and drive you off in shame
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by Robert on Jul 2, 2008 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We've already accomplished the shame part.
When do we start driving him off?
by BrianL on Jul 2, 2008 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The one down yonder?
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by acblue on Jul 2, 2008 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can take anything you can say to me.
Infact, I wish i knew was hated earlier.
You can run, but you can't hide! Unless it's in this general area over here. Blindspot.
by PhilKenSebben on Jul 2, 2008 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't really think you were.
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by acblue on Jul 2, 2008 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
STOP BEING SUCH A GODDAMN DRAMA QUEEN
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 2, 2008 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm having fun.
You can run, but you can't hide! Unless it's in this general area over here. Blindspot.
by PhilKenSebben on Jul 2, 2008 12:41 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll wait til the Door is locked.
You can run, but you can't hide! Unless it's in this general area over here. Blindspot.
by PhilKenSebben on Jul 2, 2008 12:42 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're in the box until Jeff lets you out.
by Matthew on Jul 2, 2008 12:44 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LARGER AND LESS CREATIVE.
Bullshit I haven't touched a woman in months
by Robert on Jul 2, 2008 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
At least we didn't give him the attention he was craving.
by JI on Jul 2, 2008 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who PhilKenSabben or our little tomboy
Bullshit I haven't touched a woman in months
by Robert on Jul 2, 2008 12:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like how the meltdown was plan B, after the apology failed
because he couldn’t find an e-mail address for BlueBird Banter.
by JI on Jul 2, 2008 12:55 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If Jeff closed comments after the last out we would all die post game
Bullshit I haven't touched a woman in months
by Robert on Jul 2, 2008 12:42 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I think you'd just wander around not touching women
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 2, 2008 12:44 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I will blatantly rape you if we ever meet.
Bullshit I haven't touched a woman in months
by Robert on Jul 2, 2008 12:45 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'd rec and flag this if I could
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 2, 2008 12:45 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wonder how much googling the cops will have to do before they find that one little comment.
To bad it will be too late anyway.
Bullshit I haven't touched a woman in months
by Robert on Jul 2, 2008 12:47 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm making it my goal by the end of the summer to come into your shop
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 2, 2008 12:48 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What days do you work?
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 2, 2008 12:48 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whenever you want baby.
Bullshit I haven't touched a woman in months
by Robert on Jul 2, 2008 12:49 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm going to go out of my way to get to your store
and then I’m going to sit there staring at you while mumbling about how the big gay eagles are ruining our nation.
Except before this happens I’ll probably start laughing hysterically thinking about my clever plan and I will look like a complete retard
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 2, 2008 12:51 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If I am confused I will just retreat to the archives and find this post in about 6 seconds
Bullshit I haven't touched a woman in months
by Robert on Jul 2, 2008 12:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And my sig will prove my innocence.
Bullshit I haven't touched a woman in months
by Robert on Jul 2, 2008 12:50 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

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