7/1: Seriously?, Part 3
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 1, 2008 9:48 PM PDT
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DOWNS SYNDROME!!!
You can run, but you can't hide! Unless it's in this general area over here. Blindspot.
ICHIRO!!!
Haven’t seen that in a while.
NEEDS LESS SUCK
Ichiro I love you.
Please let me have your manbabies.
What's the point of kissing ass when the thread moves?
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 1, 2008 9:52 PM PDT reply actions
Have some self respect.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I gotta work on that.
You do have the advantage of it not being almost midnight there, too.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 1, 2008 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Midnight is a good time for ass-kissing
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 1, 2008 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I can't go anywhere with this while keeping things appropriate.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 1, 2008 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Turn it into a gay joke.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Every election requires a little slumming
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 1, 2008 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I read that as 'erection'
I fucking hate you Mariners
Maybe he'll hold out Morrow for the save.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I can't tell if you are mocking me or not.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
already pitched
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
...which is something you worry about when you're 20 games under .500
never know when a pennant race’ll heat up.
those side-angle camera guys must love when Ichiro comes up
That was a great zoom out from the fan with the digital camera to Ichiro posing.
And, I’m glad Scutaro’s flip failed.
No decision for Corcoran tonight
the Mariners Pedroia few thousand dollars for his shitbag relief today.
Doumit worry, he'll get better
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 1, 2008 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I can't take any Morrow this.
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by PhilKenSebben on Jul 1, 2008 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Pitchers shouldn't be allowed to do that to Jose
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 1, 2008 9:54 PM PDT reply actions
That's what she said!
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
lol gayrod rofl
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
gaydro lmao
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
iffy
The red-and-white on the navy blue…yeah, it doesn’t work.
Sports and Bremertonians. Because we can.
truth
I’m all for the return of the white front panel on the Toronto hats.
Sports and Bremertonians. Because we can.
After Ichiro is done with me
please have your way with me, Brandon.
silly. Perfect time for the offspeed too.
LEARN FROM MORROW, FELIX!
Clement shows slow glove speed.
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Suckin on Morrow's titties like you wantin him callin him all the time
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 1, 2008 10:01 PM PDT reply actions
This is as good or better than the best JJ ever gave us.
One Vision, One Purpose
Peace Through Power
So much for his starting career.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Anybody who still believes he even had one, is dreaming at this point IMO.
One Vision, One Purpose
Peace Through Power
Sorry, better than last year.
J.J’s 2006 was insane
More distant memory.
J.J.’s 2006 was insanely sexy.
but low ERA in 2007
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
border line according to gameday
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm not taking that bet.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I actually had...what is that thing...fun?
Yeah, I had fun talking and bantering with Jays fans. It was weird. Fun at Safeco field?!
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Jul 1, 2008 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions
DONT ENCOURAGE THEM
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I've had many people tell me Canada weekend is the pits.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions
HOLY SHIT WAS THAT EDDIE GUARDADO?
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I don't have cable thus I am not watching this game.
I hear Morrow is an ok pitcher.
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
I'm getting cable...
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
Are you scared of bears?
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Ok, I want Lopez or Yuni to do it
so that the other one can beat the crap out of him in celebration.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Jul 1, 2008 10:07 PM PDT reply actions
I don't consider getting hit by things much of a talent
I think pitchers just hate him
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 1, 2008 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I will assume thin isn't a joke and point out that you are wrong.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I think this had a different context after the bike gif.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I was expecting to see Cuddy but saw Coach
bad bad bad
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How the balls?
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Strasburg
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
But but he discovered something and fixed it, he should be money.
And he’s a workhorse willing to go deep in the game.
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
That's deep.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Huh, we don't have another outfielder on the bench, do we?
We can’t pinch run for Ibanez.
We should trade him for Dontrelle.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
This is what I was implying.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Beltre ends this game.
My prediction.
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
yeah, a Willie XBH would pair nicely with Sexson's HR.
by yuniform on Jul 1, 2008 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Someone rode the bitch bus into the gamethread.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Rec'd
Even though technically they didn’t cal it one
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Jul 1, 2008 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions
better than TWO UNPRODUCTIVE outs
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
OR GAS AS IN FART
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
AND THERE BEING A TON OF IT
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
speaking of which...
anyone know why Cito Gaston never got another job besides the Blue Jays? Dude won two World Serieses!
I searched for "period" on google images, in order to find a period key image to respond to you.
I am still recovering. Note to self, “period” has many meanings. shudder
The third image in the top row when you search right now...the anime one...it will haunt me forever.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
For some reason I had safesearch on.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I turned it off to see why the problem was.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions
fuck dont walk him beltre's on my...er....mom
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
by ColeFitz on Jul 1, 2008 10:12 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
ColeFitz: it's no longer rape
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 1, 2008 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
It's not rape if you like it.
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
, > . am I right?
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
Willie Bloomquist 3R home run.
You heard it here first.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
Would a Ballgame Walkoff Homer be the greatest thing ever?
I’m going with yes.
One Vision, One Purpose
Peace Through Power
What's more likely Willie Boom Boom xbh right now? Or jeff announcing he's taking a break to vacation with his boyfriend?
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
Well I'll be fucked.
Willie now has as many XBH as Felix.
Almost is only good in horseshoewenweises and hand grenades
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 1, 2008 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
HAHAHAHAHAHA
FELIX STILL HAS MORE EXTRA BASE HITS!
LONG LIVE THE KING!
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
ITS THE PERFECT WIN
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
phew.
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by PhilKenSebben on Jul 1, 2008 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh fuck no.
GODDAMMIT NO!
Fuck you WFB.
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Haha counts as a single.
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
You now what makes that funny....
I think that’s still a single….
Still 0 XBHs for Willie…
good god
May that be his last great moment as a Mariner.
Sports and Bremertonians. Because we can.
HE NEVER GOT TO 2nd!!!!
I fucking hate you Mariners
Biggest deficit since 2003.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I enjoy these.
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
Not if we're playing like this...
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
That's likely.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions
The Mariners don't play like this down the stretch
They usually play like the team that landed themselves in a 31-51 hole in the first place.
That is so fucking funny. He finally hits a double, but only gets to second base.
It’s like Robin Ventura’s “Grand Slam Single,” except infinitely more exciting and significant.
I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.
Willie Bloomquist: future FSN Senior Baseball analyst.
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Improvement.
Willie doesn’t believe in chemistry.
At least Willie got the crap beat out of him.
And I saw Yuni come up at the end of it and steal his nose like he was a 3 year old.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Jul 1, 2008 10:20 PM PDT reply actions
I hope Richie still had his bat in hand to hit Willie with.
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by PhilKenSebben on Jul 1, 2008 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I still fail to understand this.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I think the first comment should definitely be: "sup faggots"
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 1, 2008 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions
That site is all gamthreads
I could do better.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I think you should shoot for a 3000 comment thread.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions
not to STL
Miles, bitches
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
He does seem kind of faggy.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
You wouldn't post like that if you didn't want to get fingered
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 1, 2008 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
http://www.baseballamerica.com/today/stats/player.php?id=450729
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Listen! Listen! Listen!
If I lost a leg, would you still love me?
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 1, 2008 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
HEY! LISTEN! HEY! HEY! LISTEN!
HEY! LISTEN! HEY! HEY! HEY! LISTEN! HEY! LISTEN! HEY! LISTEN! LISTEN! HEY!
I can has Vizquel too?
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by PhilKenSebben on Jul 1, 2008 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I bet they'll throw Aurilia in too..
If we are nice.
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by PhilKenSebben on Jul 1, 2008 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions
YOU BASTARDS ARE EARLY
FUCK YOU GUYS RUINING IT
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 1, 2008 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Was it that hard to not fuck this up?
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 1, 2008 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I swear I've listened to the Discovery channel song like 5 times in a row
and it gets more awesome every time
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 1, 2008 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions
E MAIL GET THOSE POSTS NUKED
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!?!?!?!?!?!???!??!
I MEAN SERIOUSLY WHAT A SHIT LOAD OF FUCK
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Penalty box'd until I feel like letting them out
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 1, 2008 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions
You have to get those posts deleted.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I usually shower and go straight to bed when I'm done with a recap
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 1, 2008 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Shower?
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I prefer to be clean when I go to sleep
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 1, 2008 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions
what?
I prefer to be clean to start the day.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions
If this is LL LiveJournal baiting I'm going to stop right now
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 1, 2008 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Let me just say it'd never work for me because my hair is a bit much.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, these tangles are just impossible!
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 1, 2008 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Well they are.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I forgot you don't have my head of hair.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions
How did that happen?
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions
What'd I do?
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I JUST GOT IT
CLEVER
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions
That looks worse than this:
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions
If only you had tilted that and changed the hue and cropped a bit...
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 1, 2008 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Shitty is funny.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions
It's Pedroia's hat.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Correct.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions
How the fuck did you get a widescreen cap?
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Now your just trying to be a dick.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Still curious.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions
With MS Paint/Photoshop the worst place to be is the middle ground
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 1, 2008 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions
That should be the new tagline
Lookout Landing: Shitty is Funny
Lookout Landing: BOOM DE YADA BOOM DE YADA
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 1, 2008 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions
As much as I hate him, it's all about Bear Grylls's arackanids
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 1, 2008 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions
It's not that, I just fucking hate him as a person
Les Stroud is 10x more kickass
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 1, 2008 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Les Stroud is awesome.
Bear is a fraud and a jackass and he punts puppies.
Bear just acts like a douche and does things that no normal person could be expected to do
And he calls his show a survival guide
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 1, 2008 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Have you seen the one where he shimmies himself up a crack in the earth
It was I think the Sahara desert one
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 1, 2008 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes.
The entire time I could only shake my head in disbelief. If someone actually takes his advice, they’re going to get themselves killed.
My favorite Survivorman one was the one where he was on a raft
because, although he had to get helped or he’d be fucking dead, he found a fucking island(!!!) and lived there!
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 1, 2008 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Also I love how he's his own cameraman
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 1, 2008 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, other favorites:
1. Catches a turtle in the marsh
2. Makes traps for squirrels
3. Everytime he complains it’s so sweet
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 1, 2008 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Well thats new
I was wondering how long it would be till they realized I pulled the ole switchero
Bullshit I haven't touched a woman in months
Jeffahamatthew is the eye in the sky.
Do not defy them.
You are beyond fucked when one of them gets a front office job.
Bullshit I haven't touched a woman in months
...and LL will become all gamethreads and OT diaries.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I will still make one baseball relevant observation a month.
Bullshit I haven't touched a woman in months
I will make many except they will be poorly communicated.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions
PhilKenSebben needs to be permabanned for what he did over at Bluebirdbanter
He’s added some
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 1, 2008 11:38 PM PDT reply actions
He doesn't even know the secret email that lets you get unbanned.
Bullshit I haven't touched a woman in months
mynameisjeffandiamsuperawesome(at)ievenhavemyowndomainthatshowawesomeiam.com?
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 1, 2008 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow, that's insanely obnoxious.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 1, 2008 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions
He also said this
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2008/5/12/508063/series-preview-seattle-mar#6045144
Bullshit I haven't touched a woman in months
He's given us a few good ones.
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by Aaron Campeau on Jul 1, 2008 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions
We were just going to mess with them
He mindraped them
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 1, 2008 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Good call.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 1, 2008 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions
That's beyond horrible.
Beyond. I am disgusted. I don’t even feel like going over there tomorrow. I want to just give them some cookies and say sorry.
I know
That just made me feel really bad for them
Side note: I thought they had so few people because they were a new blog. How long have they been around?
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 1, 2008 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Now I feel really bad for them
And I’m not one for sympathy
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 1, 2008 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions
It'll revolve around your sig
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 1, 2008 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions
And at one point, you're going to say, "I just can't seem to find Miss Right *sigh*"
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 1, 2008 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions
JI will be your buddy who tries to give you advice
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 1, 2008 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions
JI can be the wacky buddy that provides comic relief.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 2, 2008 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions
Jeff will be the obnoxious rich guy that gets chicks and spins his tires on mud so Robert gets dirty
And butthol will be in it
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 2, 2008 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Jeff is the wacky scientist who does something outrageous.
by JI on Jul 2, 2008 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions
That's Matthew
He’ll call Robert to remind him of his chances of getting a woman that night using percentages
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 2, 2008 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Percentages derived from graphs
Also, one of Robert’s problems is that every he sees a hot girl who might be interested in him, he pictures her as an animal and throws up
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 2, 2008 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
The graphic novel was better
GEORGE LUCAS IS RUINING THE LOOKOUT LANDING FRANCHISE
by Jordan of Boise on Jul 2, 2008 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm not taking part in going over there tomorrow now.
This ruined it for me completely.
We'll have to find another low traffic blog to mindfuck.
by JI on Jul 2, 2008 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions
Damn straight
But we should go over to BB to apologive
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 2, 2008 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions
I leave for about an hour and all hell breaks loose.
This just makes me feel awful.
Goddammit, how'd I miss a subthread about manual transmissions?
That’s why you never leave.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
It took me to catch on how to drive on
But now that I learned, I love it to death.
Bullshit I haven't touched a woman in months
I very nearly bought a car with a bad Carfax and obnoxious exhaust
simply because it had a 6-speed manual transmission.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 1, 2008 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I would probably wreck my car if I had to drive manual
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 1, 2008 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions
It's really, really not that hard.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 1, 2008 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions
DON'T DO IT
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 1, 2008 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions
It takes one day of fucking up.
After that you’re fine.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 1, 2008 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions
It would have been easier.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 1, 2008 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions
You should see how shitty I am at driving anyway
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 1, 2008 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Driving a stick makes you better.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 1, 2008 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I eat food that requires a spoon and drive
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 1, 2008 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions
You're operating a 4,000 pound machine traveling at high speeds for crissakes!
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 1, 2008 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions
fo thousand pounds of fun
And I drive slowly
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 1, 2008 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Dear God.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 1, 2008 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions
*Ewer
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 1, 2008 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions
You should have a blog that's nothing but your posts while driving.
Driving While Blogging.
I enjoy otter pops, poutine, westward expansion and not discussing baseball on a baseball blog
Bullshit I haven't touched a woman in months
There should be serous subplot about Mountain Dew addiction.
by JI on Jul 2, 2008 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions
I wrote a blog for my senior project and it was incredibly shitting and unfunny
Bullshit I haven't touched a woman in months
by Robert on Jul 2, 2008 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
I can't stop laughing at "Incredibly shitting"
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 2, 2008 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 2, 2008 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions
"I'd like to think they teach me"
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 2, 2008 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions
Best story arc ever.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 2, 2008 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions
I dunno
I think the banana stand competition was pretty awesome.
Also the one armed man was amazing
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 2, 2008 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions
But it went on for seven episodes!
Also, Dave Thomas!
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 2, 2008 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions
I thought the Ann bit was amazing
My friends and I still repeat “Who’s Ann?” whenever we can
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 2, 2008 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions
"I know her name's not Annabell."
“That’s just how I remember, because she’s shaped like…she’s the belle of the ball.”
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 2, 2008 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions
"I can almost taste those meaty leading man parts in my mouth."
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 2, 2008 1:00 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm unbelievably picky re: women.
I also do not recall what this pic is from.
Arrested Development.
Her character suggested building a city on the ocean as a solution to a shortage of undeveloped land.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 2, 2008 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions
Also Jesus picky is right
“Angelina Jolie is not hot”
“She seems thick in the middle”
“No Hollywood actress is worthy of me”
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 2, 2008 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions
from that pic I said. I think it's her posture.
And the first one is totally true. I don’t recall saying the third, but it’s probably true.
No.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 2, 2008 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions
Jon Voight's ballsack.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 2, 2008 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions
Rec'd for getting the reference.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 2, 2008 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions
I used to be in your camp but then I saw Wanted
and she changed my mind. I wouldn’t put her on the upper tier but she’s still not not hot
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 2, 2008 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions
I don't want this to go further, so I'll leave at this.
I had the complete opposite to the trailers for that movie.
I just read your sig
Is the punchline, “Because I wanted A-Rod to pound me?”
by Jordan of Boise on Jul 2, 2008 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 2, 2008 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions
Apparently, I fail.
It’s from Treehouse of Horror VII.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 2, 2008 12:48 AM PDT up reply actions
Enjoy your tribute
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2008/7/2/563203/matthew-is-my-new-hero
Bullshit I haven't touched a woman in months
Tomorrow's location:
202 Terry Avenue North, Seattle, WA
open from 1030 to 1400. I take a late lunch, so I’m planning on hitting it up around 1-130pm.
I'm pretty sure I will make it
I’ve have Graham text Jeff to text you once I decide.
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by Robert on Jul 2, 2008 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm hoping theres a outside shot that graham says
“fuck it, I’m to lazy. text jeff yourself” and gives me his number.
Bullshit I haven't touched a woman in months
by Robert on Jul 2, 2008 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
For 10 minutes today you were a martyr on a baseball blog
Bullshit I haven't touched a woman in months
hehehe somebodies getting a phone jihad on saturday night
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by Robert on Jul 2, 2008 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
They're in Fremont at almost exactly the time I go to work.
It’s a sign.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 2, 2008 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions
Imagine they only sold diet code red in canada
And everytime you made it, it was all runny and soggy
Bullshit I haven't touched a woman in months
by Robert on Jul 2, 2008 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
In the near future, when gas reaches $10/gallon and the internet collaspes and the blogs battle in the streets for territory and women
Lookout Landing will dominate the Blasted Earth with our squadron of Corco’s, carefully trained in the Salad Days, with the power to form into Corctron and crush the Boneyard Panthers with but nary a withering gaze
by Jordan of Boise on Jul 2, 2008 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions
I request my ban the that of a cunt punt.
You can run, but you can't hide! Unless it's in this general area over here. Blindspot.
*be that of a
You can run, but you can't hide! Unless it's in this general area over here. Blindspot.
by PhilKenSebben on Jul 2, 2008 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions
God what the fuck is wrong with you
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 2, 2008 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions
More than you could possibly imagine.
You can run, but you can't hide! Unless it's in this general area over here. Blindspot.
by PhilKenSebben on Jul 2, 2008 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions
I can't believe I was finally able to say this sentence
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 2, 2008 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions
It will still be at least six months until this is funny again.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 2, 2008 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions
I know, it just gets softer and weaker every time we abuse it
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 2, 2008 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions
DON'T DO IT
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 2, 2008 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm so glad it's still funny outside of Lookout Landing.
by JI on Jul 2, 2008 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions
I say that all the time and get the same reaction.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 2, 2008 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions
I ask people if they know what memes are.
They don’t.
by JI on Jul 2, 2008 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions
I still pronounce genre "john-rah"
in my head. One time I said it out loud on accident in English class and everyone laughed at me.
by JI on Jul 2, 2008 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions
That's how I pronounce it out loud
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 2, 2008 12:38 AM PDT up reply actions
I pronounce internet, intranet
People think I dont know what the hell i’m talking about
Bullshit I haven't touched a woman in months
Only in moderation.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 2, 2008 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions
Alcohol makes everything funny.
I once played the penis movie title game for six hours while drunk.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 2, 2008 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions
Jesus Christ, what the fuck is your problem?
You’ve now gone from just being stupid to being a full-blown troll.
I was always a troll.
as i said, Last Hurrah.
You can run, but you can't hide! Unless it's in this general area over here. Blindspot.
by PhilKenSebben on Jul 2, 2008 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions
I hope SBN as a whole bans your sorry ass.
You’re Coach but with no excuse for fucking flagrant idiocy.
Nah, Im no coach, but I have done much worse.
You can run, but you can't hide! Unless it's in this general area over here. Blindspot.
by PhilKenSebben on Jul 2, 2008 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions
I hope you stay so we can be mean to you and drive you off in shame
Bullshit I haven't touched a woman in months
We've already accomplished the shame part.
When do we start driving him off?
The one down yonder?
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 2, 2008 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions
I can take anything you can say to me.
Infact, I wish i knew was hated earlier.
You can run, but you can't hide! Unless it's in this general area over here. Blindspot.
by PhilKenSebben on Jul 2, 2008 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions
I don't really think you were.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 2, 2008 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions
STOP BEING SUCH A GODDAMN DRAMA QUEEN
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 2, 2008 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm having fun.
You can run, but you can't hide! Unless it's in this general area over here. Blindspot.
by PhilKenSebben on Jul 2, 2008 12:41 AM PDT up reply actions
I'll wait til the Door is locked.
You can run, but you can't hide! Unless it's in this general area over here. Blindspot.
by PhilKenSebben on Jul 2, 2008 12:42 AM PDT up reply actions
At least we didn't give him the attention he was craving.
by JI on Jul 2, 2008 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions
I like how the meltdown was plan B, after the apology failed
because he couldn’t find an e-mail address for BlueBird Banter.
by JI on Jul 2, 2008 12:55 AM PDT up reply actions
If Jeff closed comments after the last out we would all die post game
Bullshit I haven't touched a woman in months
I think you'd just wander around not touching women
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 2, 2008 12:44 AM PDT up reply actions
I will blatantly rape you if we ever meet.
Bullshit I haven't touched a woman in months
by Robert on Jul 2, 2008 12:45 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'd rec and flag this if I could
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 2, 2008 12:45 AM PDT up reply actions
I wonder how much googling the cops will have to do before they find that one little comment.
To bad it will be too late anyway.
Bullshit I haven't touched a woman in months
I'm making it my goal by the end of the summer to come into your shop
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 2, 2008 12:48 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm going to go out of my way to get to your store
and then I’m going to sit there staring at you while mumbling about how the big gay eagles are ruining our nation.
Except before this happens I’ll probably start laughing hysterically thinking about my clever plan and I will look like a complete retard
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 2, 2008 12:51 AM PDT up reply actions
If I am confused I will just retreat to the archives and find this post in about 6 seconds
Bullshit I haven't touched a woman in months
Yar gonna be so disappointed when you find out I'm not a girl
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 2, 2008 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions
This one?
ISSAQUAH COMMONS #01-3717
COMMONS AT ISSAQUAH
755 N W GILMAN BLVD
ISSAQUAH, WA 98027
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 2, 2008 12:56 AM PDT up reply actions
You think that would have come up in conversation in the past
Bullshit I haven't touched a woman in months
I recently decieded it would be in my best interest not to mention this any more
Bullshit I haven't touched a woman in months
I advicated my boss hiring a new guy named Robert strictly for this reason.
Bullshit I haven't touched a woman in months
At about 2:00 in the morning a phenomenon happens where I find everything hilarious
I can’t stop laughing at this
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 2, 2008 1:04 AM PDT up reply actions
If you get fired you could take Fuzz down with you
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 2, 2008 12:58 AM PDT up reply actions
I wish he either knew how to rec or stayed signed in on his computer.
Bullshit I haven't touched a woman in months
And this is why we need to have the secret Mod/Good Regulars Summit, so we can get rid of some of the idiots.
One Vision, One Purpose
Peace Through Power
To be fair,
I don’t think he was that idiotic until tonight.
by JI on Jul 2, 2008 1:07 AM PDT up reply actions
Agreed.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 2, 2008 1:07 AM PDT up reply actions
I liked him for his Harvey Birdman references
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 2, 2008 1:08 AM PDT up reply actions
Iy would be worth getting permabanned
just to read all the shit you will talk once I am gone.
by JI on Jul 2, 2008 1:08 AM PDT up reply actions
I now wish I could play the drums and start a band.
by JI on Jul 2, 2008 1:13 AM PDT up reply actions
If anyone says anything about Meg White I will murder them.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 2, 2008 1:21 AM PDT up reply actions
I don't see her rocking Jesus Christ Pose
that would be more of a Janet Weiss thing.
by JI on Jul 2, 2008 1:23 AM PDT up reply actions
Moe Tucker was pretty waifish herself.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 2, 2008 1:27 AM PDT up reply actions
My drummer weighs approximately 85 pounds.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 2, 2008 1:27 AM PDT up reply actions
Your facts are getting in the way of my being a dick.
by JI on Jul 2, 2008 1:29 AM PDT up reply actions
He still weighs more than Robert.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 2, 2008 1:32 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
If you changed most to moist that would be the greatest image ever
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 2, 2008 1:08 AM PDT up reply actions
I spellchecked this one.
It’s less wrong than usual.
by JI on Jul 2, 2008 1:09 AM PDT up reply actions
Whoa.
I just now finally stopped laughing over the Beltre bomb and the Bloomquist walk off not double. What did I miss?
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Jul 2, 2008 1:07 AM PDT up reply actions
This is like the LL Abbie Hoffman incident
I wish I hadn’t been changing film because all I got was this.
by JI on Jul 2, 2008 1:15 AM PDT up reply actions
I saw a rotating BiIl Cosby.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 2, 2008 1:12 AM PDT up reply actions
This explains
why my window froze after clicking the link to BB.
Just saw Beltre's homer.
Amazing. The look on his face when he seriously had no idea where the ball was makes him just that much more hilarious to me.
just got back home in canada
i swear i was the only canadian wearing a mariners jersey tonight
awesome game
cesar “tossed salad” jimenez is a machine.
morrow silenced the jays fans
richie for president
fuck me for having to work in 5 hours
go m’s
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 2, 2008 1:32 AM PDT up reply actions
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