7/1: Open Game Thread, Part 2
On the plus side, it went better than Julio Mateo's spot start.
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I forgot to drive around all day yesterday while talking on my cellphone.
fuck
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Strike-O-Matic would've threw a better start than Wife Vulture
I didn’t figure RRS for more than 4 innings anyway.
You know what would be awful?
If they stretched out Corcoran to be a starter instead of Morrow/Hyphen.
Goddamnit I had almost completely forgotten about Wife Vulture.
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Vidro up first
At least he can’t GIDP. I’m sure he’s disappointed.
I should probably stop calling you out on those.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 1, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
That one was the keyboard's fault.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm saving that for when it's not the keyboard's fault.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
This is my weirdest sig yet.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Ask our benevolent overloards
I thought I had perfected it a few minutes ago.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm just gonna change it back.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
So, I am headed to Vancouver tomorrow, Where should i eat lunch in Portland that is not far from I-5?
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I really like Hyphen - hope he gets another chance at starting soon
But it might take Washburn going to the state pen for aggravated pederacy for that to happen.
So what's up with Baker?
Does he cover this team’s games anymore?
It's okay. We'll sign Chone Figgins
He’ll do the Willie role better than Willie.
by Gomez on Jul 1, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
FUNK ERROR!!
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Singles Attack Time.
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0 to 1 runs scored
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
You totally botched the last one.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I voted for season 4 Cuddy.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
oh we're only losing by 1
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
The Indians are coming to town?
I’ll have to be at the ballpark to beg Grady Sizemore to have his way with me.
This really is the gayest site on the internet
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 1, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Nothing will ever be worse than Jeff Clown
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 1, 2008 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Technically there are things that could be worse but I have zero interest in telling you what they are
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 1, 2008 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Lady JeffClown
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
you said this about JeffLOLcat
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Alex: Can I play shortstop now, Derek?
Derek: Know your role, bitch.
Mine still needs one.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Gunk collects on the bottom if you let it go commando.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
It was given to me by someone to pass along to my girlfriend but we broke up so fuck her I'm keeping her mousepad
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 1, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
LL Livejournal Lives!
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Considering it was like eight years ago I don't think you did
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 1, 2008 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
A-Rod was a Mariner 8 years ago.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Looking like a gay singles ad?
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
The corporate slogan to Jeter's right reads "Anytime. Anywhere. Any inning."
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 1, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Seems humorous.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
A-Rod is for the most part liked around here
or at least not hated
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
If he stops swaying I will like him
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 1, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I still love him.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
You also didn't have your dreams crushed as a young teen.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 1, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I wanted to be the next Elton John.
I found out I wasn’t good at piano, singing, or being gay.
That was an awful time during my teen years.
I knew 2000 would be it.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
But he's so dreamy!
He’s my new Dreamboat.
Fuck you, Josh Brown.
Not quite the same when it's not Robert.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't applaud that you morons, that was luck not skill. sit down. stop clapping.
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elaborate
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
He's black and has longer Vlad-like hair
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 1, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
The black part should make it easy for you
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 1, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought you meant announcer.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Dave nearly killed himself calling that error
I thought he was gonna keel over right there. He was exasperated.
Lopez, eaten up by a 3rd grade level routine play.
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browse
One window: Jose Lopez errornomics
Other window: Super Bounce Out
Other window: TSN’s NHL page. Sorry about Wade Redden, Jeff. At least your team’s not throwing $20M over two years at Mats Sundin.
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Wade Redden is a sorry sack of shit and I'm happy he's gone
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 1, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
d
I just figure losing Chara one year and then Redden soon after can’t sit well with you unless you’re cool with their depth on D.
Also, Litsch is almost an anagram of…Listach.
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Except Redden was like our biggest problem all season
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 1, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
hmm
Would Ray Emery be happy to hear you say that?
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I don't know
I find the Ottawa Sun’s Patrick Lalime argument pretty compelling… my god, what have we become
Is she wondering where her Jeter mousepad is?
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
Mats... so many goals, one Mat wasn't enough
I was surprised he’s still playing until I remembered hockey players these days can play 20-25 years.
if he's part of the plan...
For the money they’d be throwing at Sundin, I’m thinking a lot of that is for leadership that they aren’t getting from Naslund. Quite the steep price for it, though. At least that’d make for some offensive gain. i’m not sure what the plan is for offensive bolstering in Vancouver unless they want 25-goal seasons out of Wellwood, Hordichuk, and Ryan Johnson.
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Did Jesse Litsch just jerk it really quickly?
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 1, 2008 8:45 PM PDT reply actions
I'm trying to less gay while there's a lady in the room.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm honored.
Oh wait…were you talking about LFOJL?
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 1, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm not sure if he's a guy or a girl
he’s the internet version of how Graham looks.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
This seems a risky comment to make.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 1, 2008 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
He sleepwalked his way into thread 1.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
He must have been groggy because I insulted him
and he did not strike back.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Since when?
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
It'll take him a day or two to reacclimate.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Does this mean the night mod position is open?
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
How much does it pay?
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
dollars, recs, pounds?
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Thought that was what you were going for
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 1, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Ask Matthew how often my clever remarks are intentional
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 1, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't blame me when you wake up to a diary full
of JeffClowns, lolcats, and furries
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
You will mind those furries.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't you dare do what I think you're going to do
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 1, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
You know me better than this.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Why do something illegal when someone else can do it for you?
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
You can't prove anything.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
The key is finding impressionable youths.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 1, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Or animorphs enthusiasts
desperate for attention.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I love it when I find people who still think this is funny.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
lisacuddy.com is better than this game
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
You must have missed all the Carrie Brownstein comparisons.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I chose to forget about the rabbit.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Penny arcade guys
If anyone knows the webcomic Penny Arcade, is that Mike and Jerry in the front row with porkfry?
The only reaso that it hasn't been sidebar'd
is because Jeff was absent at his birth, and so he feels left out.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I have stolen it now though and plan to use it.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 1, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I plan to make it into an animal
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 1, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
You had one there.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
readability
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I see what you did there.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuck this one because driving a stick was too hard.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
It wouldn't go into second
I got mad and quit.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
But...starting from stop is the hard part.
Everything else is easy.
That's what I never undestood about driving a stick.
It was really hard to learn how to just get going in the first place, but once you do, it’s a piece of cake. You’d think it would be the opposite.
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starting was harder
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Because of this?
Not my entire body of other post?
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
stick driving is for pedophiles
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
That's something I've never been called before.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 1, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm blind with rage at the moment.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
That probably doesn't help with the driving.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 1, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
It probably would.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Man up and learn, son.
The day I got my driver’s license, my father gave me the keys to our old ‘88 Nissan Pickup and said “Boy, you’re learning to drive a stick today. You have twenty minutes before school starts.”
fuck that shit
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
At least you didn't have to learn on a 91 Toyota 4 Runner.
That was a bitch.
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Peace Through Power
I tried learning on an 84 Corolla that had to be forced into second
fuck that shit never again that bullshit is for groin goosers
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
If I can teach my asian mother to drive a stick
you can learn to drive a stick.
Two people have hit me while I was driving.
An mid 40’s Asian lady in a minivan and a 20 year old white male driving his parents truck.
Not Corco's fault
I fucking hate you Mariners
Jimenez warming up
Because let’s just lock this loss up right now and get one step closer to Strasburg.
This is why I hate the home broadcast
no replays mocking Raul
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't care what anyone else says
But I hate Toronto fans more than Red Sox fans..Toronto has no reason to have so many fucking annoying fans with flags. Fuck them.
I fucking hate you Mariners
I hate the Canadian flag...it's ugly
And their fans all look like douche-bag frat boys who haven’t had a hair cut in 2 years.
I fucking hate you Mariners
I love all flags at sporting events
I fully endorse anything that makes American crowds resemble those of other countries.
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 1, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
*except American flags
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Because the Jays are all canadian players and actually represent Canadians beating americans..
DURRR
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by PhilKenSebben on Jul 1, 2008 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
You're getting drowned out by Blue Jays fans.
Also, was that you in the first shouting VIIIIIDDDDROOOO!!!
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No, when he comes up I shout "RETIREEEEEE!"
my security guard friend here says I always get on the security cams for shit like that though since retarded people complain about that crap
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
Someone should go into business making white flags with Strasburgs face on them and sell them outside of Safeco, or give them away.
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Oh, I know
But Squaresoft re-released FF games on PS, so I was wondering if they did the same for CT
I've played it so many times it doesn't sound like a must-have for me.
It’s my favorite RPG of all time, but you can only beat it so many dozens of times.
Now if they made a sequel/prequel like FF7 Crisis Core…
NEEDS LESS SUCK
Been playing it a few days
Have no idea what I think of it yet, though. Music is good thats for sure. Castlevania SOTN still keeps its throne by a longshot in that regard, though.
mark grace
I once heard Mark Grace use an alternate definition of “slumpbuster.” Larger-than-average women were involved.
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in-font
Agency seems to be an “in” font right now. The Toronto road tops (sans the surnames) are in that font. The D-Backs use it for their last names on their jerseys, the Canucks pretty much use nothing but that font on everything, etc.
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At least Jimenez has had good location in Tacoma
If he can locate his slow stuff and keep hitters off balance, he can be of use.
LIKE THAT! K!
DERP DERP DERP
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Bakalakadaka street.
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by PhilKenSebben on Jul 1, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I think I heard someone shout "STRAAAAASBURRRRRRRRG"
I fucking hate you Mariners
It sounded like a deeper voice...
More of a drunk yelling voice…and we know he can’t do that…..
I fucking hate you Mariners
With the #1 pick in the MLB Entry Draft, the Seattle Mariners select...
... IF Ryan Bloomquist of South Kitsap HS.
With the #2 pick in the MLB Entry Draft, the Washington Nationals select RHP Stephen Strasberg….
damn baseball tonight
That Jeff Kent homer highlight in Houston had the “Eat Mor Fowl” Chick-Fil-A ad on the leftfield foul pole, which of course makes me hungry for Chick-Fil-A.
...there’s no Chick-Fil-A in Hawaii.
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I only saw Chick-Fil-A in the Student Union food court at UNLV
I was not all that impressed with the quality of the food.
I guess it is big on the FAIL err East Coast.
like Popeyes chicken.
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by PhilKenSebben on Jul 1, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Popeye's I can understand
They had Popeye’s in Vegas too, and it was decent for fried chicken. Maybe the quality varies by region.
I had some popeyes in Petaluma, Ca last years and it was pretty good.
If i lived there i would die from eating In N’ Out
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by PhilKenSebben on Jul 1, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
virginia
That’s where I’ve had my Chick-Fil-A. Waffle-cut fries are wunderbar.
By the same token, I was never all that impressed with Krispy Kreme, which I know some people would consider blasphemy for me to say. There is a Krispy Kreme on Maui, but not on Oahu. Not like I can pick up doughnuts to bring to work since it’s on another island. How convenient.
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I see he is taking the Richie 'singles' approach
I fucking hate you Mariners
Have you been watching?
We’re all singles hitters now…
amazing he can't drive anyone in when the guys in front of him all have sub .300 OBPs
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
uh...
substitute “June” for “May,” and “July” for “June”
Conclusion: Yuni blew last month, and he’s not the team’s worst middle infielder tonight.
He's always the team's worst middle infielder
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 1, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm rooting for the monkey photoshop.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
And Yuni's smile here is pre-dental surgery
Now the glint off his teeth will blind Jose into making errors.
better version:

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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
there must be some subtext I'm missing
Yuni and Jose are just riding a tandem bike because they do everything together.
Yuni gets to steer!
you better, you better
YuBet…
...Whoa, can you run in from the bullpen any faster?!
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POWER SWING POWER SWING POWER SWING POWER SWING POWER SWING POWER SWING POWER SWING POWER SWING POWER SWING POWER SWING POWER SWING POWER SWING etc.
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MY FACE MY FACE SOMETHING HORRIBLE HAS HAPPENED TO MY FACE

by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 1, 2008 9:11 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
He looks like the inbred mother from the X Files
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Or some sort of Rodent Hybrid.
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by PhilKenSebben on Jul 1, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
carlson
I don’t think I’ve seen someone run in from the bullpen that quickly since John Rocker. The speed’s not measured in miles-per-hour, but rather in “7-trains.”
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Oh my
Diamondbacks placed catcher Chris Snyder on the disabled list with a left testicular fracture.
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How has this not happened to Kenji?
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
flashes
I and many others think of John Kruk and Josias Manzanillo after reading that.
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alternate list
I don’t think “disabled” is a sufficient term for the kind of list such an injury would warrant.
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BELTRE BLAST!!!!
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MOVE OVER JOSE LOPEZ
ADRIAN BELTRE IS FUCKING YOUR MAN
ALTHOUGH I BELIEVE YOUR GIFS WILL BE BETTER
JI IS ONLY GOOD FOR INSTANT GIF GRATIFICATION
by BrianL on Jul 1, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
But has he backed them up with actions?
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 1, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I look forward to your next win-expectancy chart, Jeff.
They are wonderful to wake up to in the morning.
I'm still afraid of lady clowns.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm not a bloody jukebox.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I assume all .gif-related comments are to me on account of I'm better at them
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 1, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
WRONG





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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
5 for 1
Much like the Orioles, I win.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
You're just saying because I constantly post furries.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Unless he's kissing mixolydian asses
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 1, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Hush before Irabu of all your decency
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 1, 2008 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm starting to figure out how he hasn't been permabanned.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll take Ken Griffey Senior. Yeah, I'll take Jimenez son.
They’re expendable
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 1, 2008 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
great
That won’t make Beltre any better at laying off those outside pitches.
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I thought you were confining this to emails and text messages
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 1, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
According to gameday it was above the neckline.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
On second thought, that batter is probably not drawn to scale.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
next highlight
The Beltre homer played on Baseball Tonight, and the next update was A’s/Angels. The sadness, of course, is that when the A’s and Angels meet, nobody wins.
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Arthur Lee Rhodes from Waco, Texas.
Damn you, Rizzs.
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Why did we go from one LH RP to another?
Hasn’t Jimenez started before? Can’t he go more than 25 pitches?
These are rhetorical questions.
DIAF Riggelmann.
I had that ready to go to.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
That wasn't even close....
by non-homer standards.
Is Riggelman sleeping?
I fucking hate you Mariners
my computer seems to crash whenever Yuni does something questionable.
...but that was a legit throw, right?
They don't actually help with flying. I'm like a lonely penguin >:(
by Matthew on Jul 1, 2008 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Are you sure you haven't been drinking?
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 1, 2008 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
No pictures of him ready to stab someone.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
It's how I read it the first time.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't reveal things like this and maybe you won't be unrec'd
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 1, 2008 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Works for Jeff.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I feel ashamed that I am being asked this question instead of LFoJL.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I assumed it was a typo.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
ozzy probably was
...when he wrote the lyric, which actually involved the fairies wearing the boots rather than merely just having them.
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no, they have boots
...you gotta believe me.
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I want Jeffie to homer to tie the game
and then have the game go into extra innings to fuck the pitching staff for the next week.
woo!
Now if Betancourt can just get to half of his RBI total from last month…
by yuniform on Jul 1, 2008 9:44 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Are those fans saying Sexson's overrated?
Or do they mean Scott Downs?
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Are people chanting over-rated at Scott Downs?
Making an advanced point that Downs’ low ERA belies that he is just an average pitcher?
Or ar they chanting it at Richie Sexson because they’re stupid?
holy mothafucking shit
Richie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HOLY WHAT THE FUCK!!!

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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Over-rated
They're still chanting over-rated.
At Clement? It must be at Downs. Who chants over-rated at a relief pitcher?
holy crap
Wow, my feed was way behind.
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