7/1: Open Game Thread
Toronto Blue Jays at Seattle Mariners, Jul 1, 2008 7:10 PM PDT
So it's not quite Felix Day, but as temporary replacements go, I can't imagine a cooler one. RRS' average fastball so far this year has clocked in at 89.0mph. If he can hover around 87-88 for the duration of his three- or four-inning assignment tonight while still getting a handful of swinging strikes, then that'll be an encouraging sign going forward should the team give any thought to making him a starter. Even if his true talent out of the rotation is only a high-4's tRA, getting that for close to the league minimum would make him a hell of a value, so I'm all for trying to stretch him out whenever possible. It's the prudent thing to do. I mean, you have to find out, right? Right?
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Question:
what, if any, are the significant differences between Litsch and Silva? I mean other than the 70lb by which one outweighs the other?
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Jul 1, 2008 6:01 PM PDT reply actions
Litsch has four pitches, Silva has three
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 1, 2008 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Litsch is a bit whiter too.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions
whaaaaaaa?
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I've been waiting for an opportunity to post that
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 1, 2008 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I can't believe the headline on the bottom left.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions
No, it says we beat the Angels and Silva and Sexson were part of it.
Come on Jeff, if you’re gonna doctor a photo don’t make it that obvious.
Somebody forgot to get a wake up call for the tanning booth.
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is that calling his cutter a separate pitch?
or is his curve a ML pitch?
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Jul 1, 2008 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Upon further investigation he may actually have five pitches
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 1, 2008 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions
then I should be comparing him to Franklin
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Jul 1, 2008 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions
You know he's not a very good closer.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions
If Hyphen wins then Australia geets the deed to Canada.
Captain Raptor and the Space Pirates is one of the greatest literary achievements of the Modern Era.
no.
the bet is silverchair v brian adams
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Jul 1, 2008 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Hows about Radio Birdman v Neil Young?
No way either country is taking one of those two.
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by Aaron Campeau on Jul 1, 2008 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions
That's insanely offensive to numerous sensibilities.
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by Aaron Campeau on Jul 1, 2008 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe its a fuck you to the French.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I like the French.
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by Aaron Campeau on Jul 1, 2008 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I also like the french
if they’re well prepared
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Jul 1, 2008 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions
That's Irish babies.
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by Aaron Campeau on Jul 1, 2008 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought it was Brandon Phillips
THATS RACIST
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll have to pay attenton during the next break.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I think it's Phillips
Why on earth did I guess Norris Hopper?
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 1, 2008 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought it was Griffey.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I was always going with Phillips
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 1, 2008 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions
You made a Yuni Monkey
no one believes you.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions
This blog is slowly turning against me
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 1, 2008 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions
You shouldn't come up with ideas like the JeffClown.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions
The person whose idea it was is the muse
you’re merely a vessel.
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 1, 2008 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Which thread was that in?
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by Aaron Campeau on Jul 1, 2008 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions
The huge one
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions
and several sigs
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Not anymore.
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by Aaron Campeau on Jul 1, 2008 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I would have made that eventually.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh sweet mother of God that is terrifying.
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by Aaron Campeau on Jul 1, 2008 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions
says who
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions
It's not happening all that slowly.
You were winning LL ROY in a laugher as early as last night.
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by Aaron Campeau on Jul 1, 2008 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I laughed so hard when the Reds announced him as their starter the second to last time I was at Safeco.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions
It's easy to DFA your No. 9 hitter
But isn’t it a bit tougher when he’s hitting 4 so close to the event?
How has his name not been used in the pun-off?
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Shame.
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by Aaron Campeau on Jul 1, 2008 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Now Garza thing you don't hear every day
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 1, 2008 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions
eh?
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Jul 1, 2008 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions
They're so much better than any other local commercials I've ever seen.
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by Aaron Campeau on Jul 1, 2008 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions
The Rays should know better than to bat a rookie in the MOTO.
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I'm so glad we have Leonard Weaver.
If we didn’t, the loss of Mack Strong last season would have been devastating for me.
He is your fullback right?
The Saints have a super under-rated fullback named Mike Karney. It is easy to be under-rated when you have to hare field time with Deuce and Reggie, and 3 wide receiver sets.
Yeah, replaced Strong after the neck injury ended his career.
Completely different back, though. Strong was one of those blue-collar blocking backs who could absolutely level a D-back. Weaver is a much more pass/rush oriented fullback. Although, if Weaver’s blocking can improve at all, he’ll be one hell of a backfield player.
I won’t lie, though. I’m secretly praying for a Schmitt/Weaver backfield to be rolled out a few times. That would make defensive backs piss themselves.
I'm most psyched because it sounds like Sean Payton may have found another Marques Colston.
Imagine hitting on two 7th round wide receivers with much talent in three years!

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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions
How do you get the mlb.tv feed this early?
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 1, 2008 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Speaking of which, which tuner are you using, JI?
I’ve got the Pinnacle HDTV PCI card.
honestech TVR
I bought it on e bay for nothing
might be rebuilt/stolen/bootlegged
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions
?
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I have no idea my TV-R records to my HD
and I don’t pay for a DVR because rarely do I need to record something on the box, and really anything at all.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions
a lot of people play Quest
it seats a couple thousand
http://www.northernquest.com/entertainment.html
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions
You're not McCartney, Ringo.
Go back to Shining Time Station.

Yes.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Get off of Ringo
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Nothing against Ringo.
I’ve been waiting to use that picture for ages.
He's actually a very good drummer
I have no idea why he takes so much shit.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions
He gets shit because his songs, when compared to Lennon/McCartney and Harrison
are just not as good. Granted, a crap Beatles song is better than 90% of every other artist’s best stuff, but still.
He wasn't as explosive as some of the best rock drummers though
I think that’s why he gets slagged on.
His son is even better than he is, he’s held the drum seat in the Who for the last 12 years.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Frankly, more power to him for not being over-the-top explosive.
I give him credit for that.
The Beatles are ooooovvveeerrraaattteeddd.
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by PhilKenSebben on Jul 1, 2008 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Not as overrated as the Stones though.
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by PhilKenSebben on Jul 1, 2008 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Agreed.
He’s the only Beatle I like.
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by Aaron Campeau on Jul 1, 2008 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I have what I have been told is an irrational hatred for the Beatles.
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by Aaron Campeau on Jul 1, 2008 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Seems stupid.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions
People tell me this.
I still hate them.
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by Aaron Campeau on Jul 1, 2008 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm fine with it.
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by Aaron Campeau on Jul 1, 2008 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions
There is no band that made better records ever.
No one is even close. They’re not even my favorite band and I freely admit this.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions
If there was a mathematical formula that tracked Good songs per album
the Beatles would likely have the highest ratio.
My father was in a rock band and Paul is his idol. I like to give him shit about Lennon
being better. I have grown up listening to the Beatles. My old man kicks ass.
I prefer Paul.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Honestly I prefer Paul too.
Lennon was good, but (and this is probably heresy to say) I found him to be a bit too preachy.
ditto
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions
As good as the Beatles are
Who’s Next and Quadrophenia are better albums.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I have seriously had this argument about a zillion times.
My side, distilled:
1) They’re certainly great at what it was they did.
2) They’re massively influential.
3) I have a tremendous amount of respect for their talent as musicians and songwriters.
4) Lots of people love them.
5) I don’t.
6) Taste is subjective.
My hatred has developed after years of people telling me that I have bad taste in music because I don’t like the Beatles.
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by Aaron Campeau on Jul 1, 2008 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions
That's no reason to hate the Beatles.
Hate the morons who say you have bad taste.
After 11 billion times it gets hard to separate the two.
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by Aaron Campeau on Jul 1, 2008 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
This is like the Derek Jeter argument.
I don’t hate Derek Jeter. I hate the media fawning inappropriately over Derek Jeter. However, it is easier to just say Derek Jeter sucks and I hate him.
Right, but I really don't like the Beatles.
And I don’t understand why everyone insists they’re the best thing ever.
(And now I am going to Bellevue, so feel free to make fun of me while I’m gone since comments will be closed by the time I get back.)
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by Aaron Campeau on Jul 1, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions
From a songwriting creativity/structure/instrumentation perspective
they’re gods among men.
Harrison sucked.
Lennon was okay in my mind. Not my favorite Beatle.
Harrison sucked?
He wrote some good songs.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Except that the beatles are more like Babe Ruth
than Derek Jeter
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I actually felt like that for a long time too.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I was indifferent to them for a long time too
but if you actually sit down and listen to their latter records—-
I just don’t see how anyone could think they are brilliant.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Mostly good as far as I can tell.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions
No, you couldn't. Trust me.
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by Aaron Campeau on Jul 1, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions
She came into the Bathroom window
you should give Abbey Road and Sgt. Pepper a spin. Honest.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I have tried to like the Beatles more times than you can imagine.
I don’t.
(Except for Meet the Beatles; that album is great.
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by Aaron Campeau on Jul 1, 2008 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Lots and lots and lots of different kinds.
60’s garage/psychedelia is my favorite, followed closely by 80’s post-punk, early hardcore, late 80’s/early 90’s noise, pre-1980s country, ska/rocksteady and all points in between. Lots of stuff. Just not the Beatles.
Also, the Melvins.
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by Aaron Campeau on Jul 1, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions
No it's not.
I’ve tried. Believe me, I have.
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by Aaron Campeau on Jul 1, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Sadness.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions
So is Steve Vai.
(I understand that the Beatles are better than Steve Vai.)
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by Aaron Campeau on Jul 1, 2008 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I've been really into ELO lately.
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by Aaron Campeau on Jul 1, 2008 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Me?
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions
What are you doing here?
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
One thing I never liked was that Paul never took as many chances as Lennon.
That means Paul has a lot of good to great songs, but John has crap songs and outstanding songs.
They won't be there in October and they're bad for baseball.
//ESPN
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions
The 1994 playoffs must have been rough for them.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions
That's the whole idea.
ESPN will just pretend baseball is on strike again.
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I hope the A's win the WC.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions
If the Yankees and the Red Sox both miss the playoffs, ESPN and FOX will boycott the playoffs.
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My dream AL playoff scenario
West – Oakland
Central – Minnesota
East – RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
WC – Boston
I got one better
West:Oakland
Central:Minnesota
East:RAAAAAYYYYSSSSSS
WC:Detroit
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Followed by the NL playoff picture
West:Arizona
Central:St.Louis
East:Florida
WC:Philly
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* WC Cubs
Cub/Cards LCS
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions
That's why I want a piece of them.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions
A better fate for them would be for them to copy the 07 Mets.
So I can submit a headline to Fark that reads:”Cubs cement themselves as the biggest losers in the history of ever with an Epic Fail in September. Book It. Done.
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I wan't Jim Edmonds to win the WS if the Cardinals can't.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions
If in doing so it means the Cubs win, then it isn't worth it.
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it is
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions
i'd be worth it if he played for the Red Sox and the Angels at the same time.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Dolphin fan?
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions
* WC Mariners
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions

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by Aaron Campeau on Jul 1, 2008 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions
This is how fast those jets are.
They flew over my house one minute ago. I live on 83rd Ave NW. That’s about six miles away. Crazy.
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*resists temptation to make a crude photoshop*
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 1, 2008 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Rec'd.
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by Aaron Campeau on Jul 1, 2008 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions
YES!!!
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by Aaron Campeau on Jul 1, 2008 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
lolwut???
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Get out of here WIlk
Zaun: You and your facial hair can stay
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 1, 2008 7:07 PM PDT reply actions
Like the announcement when you kill 25 opponents without dying in Unreal Tournament
Matt Garza is godlike.
wlad for president '08
huh?
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Unflagged
Thought you were talking about Jose
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 1, 2008 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh yeah we have o route for outs when RRS is pitching.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Thank you for highlighting Vidro 4th
It makes it that much better
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 1, 2008 7:16 PM PDT reply actions
I guess the exception would be Undercover Brother
but that’s a movie
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 1, 2008 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
An awesome movie.
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by Aaron Campeau on Jul 1, 2008 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Get really, really, REALLY high first.
Like, REALLY high.
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by Aaron Campeau on Jul 1, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions
You, sir, are incorrect.
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by Aaron Campeau on Jul 1, 2008 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm hanging up my photoshop hat for a while
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 1, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions
He'll be back next time he sees a cow he can photoshop Jose Vidro's face onto.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm not a fan of DrePig
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Not yet, but will
I’ll probably get it together over the ASB.
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 1, 2008 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Rick Ankiel is the best centerfielder in the National League
because fuck Carlos Beltran.
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Your reasoning is sound.
I approve of your logic concerning this matter.
They just stole the name from the Phillies.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions
They better believe in themselves
If they don’t they’ll disappear!
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 1, 2008 7:23 PM PDT reply actions
I dropped a noodle in my keyboard and I can't get it out.
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I'll have to wait for it to dry.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes but it's also under my keys
so it needs to be hard and dry to break when I hit my KB against my desk.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions
UNDER THE KEYS
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions
This Vidro stuff....
There are about 75 hitters in the organization that deserve to hit cleanup more than that turd.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Fatt ass Vidro still finding ways to hurt the team. I’m so happy he’s batting FOURTH in our lineup.
Riggleman, “Why give up the suck?”
So the Rangers are pretty good.
I nominate them for LL’s pick for 2008 AL West champion.
Reasons
1. Josh Hamilton
2. Milton Bradley
3. Angels + A’s
4. Kinsler is a serious enemy of Dustin Pedroia. Supposedly Pedroia beat out Kinsler at ASU and Kinsler never forgave him
Go Nova
And LSB commenters
Though Adam Morris is among my daily reads.
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WTF? The Rangers are average.
They are, in fact, the definiton of average.
What the hell is the Ream Team?
I’m listening to the KOMO broadcast on MLB Radio, and they mention it every day, and I giggle like an idiot.
So
Felix
Bedard
Morrow/RRS tag team
Sheets
Silva
for 2009?
I learned yesterday that milk spoils fast
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 1, 2008 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm normally not one to care about taking risks, but milk is one area where I toe the line.
Bad milk is horrendous.
Good milk is horrendous as well.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
gross
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions
The amount of Wrong you have unleashed upon this thread is staggering.
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sicko
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions
My wife will love this....
She’s a “use by date” Nazi.
Sheets will never stay healthy.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah that's exactly what I meant.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions
So we're doing things that'll never happen?
Halladay
Felix
Bedard
Greinke
Kazmir
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 1, 2008 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions
The names aren't as exciting.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions
We should trade Jose Lopez and his sparkling batting avg too.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions
This is known as LFOJL baiting
and I won’t stoop to your level
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 1, 2008 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Hate that we have Silva as albatross
Why do we sign these big contracts to mediocre pitchers when we could find cheap mediocre pitchers in the system?
I'm so glad to know there are many others to fill the girl role around here.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 1, 2008 7:32 PM PDT reply actions
I wish he were on the Astros.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Wouldn't he die in front of our defense
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 1, 2008 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions
would have taken
or
would take
It’s hard to understand why you are saying with so many typos.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions
there's a lonely gut at bluebird banter who needs some company
wasn’t that supposed to go down tonight?
Your favorite meme is dead
seriously
Last night it was 40 posts total in the game thread, all by him.
Your favorite meme is dead
We should see if DRB wants to join us
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 1, 2008 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Let's break their motherf'ing site
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 1, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Get a secret trolling handle and use a proxy.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions
They encourage me to do bad things. Protect me, Jeff. Cradle me in your arms
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 1, 2008 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I have one arm for RRS and one arm for beer
feel free to sleep on my belly
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 1, 2008 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
I'm an idea man.
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2008/6/30/561949/the-acme-approaches-and-is#7099590http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2008/6/22/556684/the-girls-of-lookout-landi#6932504
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions
err
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2008/6/22/556684/the-girls-of-lookout-landi#6932504
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Man am I glad JI taught you .gifs
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on Jul 1, 2008 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
rec'd
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
+1
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions
They have strength in numbers.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions
They'd bombard you with stupid.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions
You 've never fought a war like that on 30 different fronts.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions
http://www.vivaelbirdos.com/2008/6/29/561192/pujols-is-healthy-duncan-b
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
http://www.vivaelbirdos.com/2008/5/7/482054/izturis-update-is-he-a-sol
http://www.vivaelbirdos.com/2008/4/11/391787/izturis-is-quietly-contrib
http://www.vivaelbirdos.com/2008/3/24/332475/will-izturis-be-a-bust-or
http://www.vivaelbirdos.com/2008/3/4/9548/85454#1460131
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
This is what happenes if you don't smack the shit out of your kids for being stupid.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I would actually make an habit of reading llboros if he used the shift key.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah there were a few posts that made sense among the rabble.
But the lack of any punctuation/grammar killed them
Go Nova
I don't want to concentrate enough to read these but I see Izturis and can only imagine the stupid
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 1, 2008 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions
That's what I did.
At least it’s 75 words.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions
They've got nothing better to do than to stay up til 1 am on a weeknight.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions
To watch someone else's team?
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm tired of these racist umpires.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions
bunch o fuckin cracka ass racists
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 1, 2008 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions

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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Thank you, I didn't want to have to hunt this down.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 1, 2008 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions
He always uses an O for some reason
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions
no squiggly line
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions
...........................
Hell hath frozen over, my friends.
Fear for your eternal souls.
Some one...
please explained to me what the fuck just happened.
I'm so confused...
I can’t even spake anglish.
He wasn't even smiling after it
I’d be grinning so hard if I were him
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 1, 2008 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions
It's nice to see someone besides a Pujols kill a pitcher.
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Richie auditioning for WFB's roster spot
He can only hit singles and LOOK he can hussle!
Nobody should ever throw Yuni a strike.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Jul 1, 2008 7:45 PM PDT reply actions
Pitch Sequence
1. Slider low away, swing and miss
2. Slider low away, swing and miss
3. Slider low away, swing and miss
Go Nova
Something more exciting than the game: the peanut guy
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 1, 2008 7:46 PM PDT reply actions
Clearly I can't offer you what you need.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 1, 2008 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I can cuddle and cradle!
If you want I can verbally fellate!
So people besides LFoJL can snuggle their way to the top?
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
This is the first time I've felt my gender hurts me more than it helps.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 1, 2008 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
You can suck up too
you just need to be more careful about the words you use
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 1, 2008 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Vote Jeff/Graham/Matthew in '08.
Your eternal salvation depends on it.
Those people are suckers.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I have forbidden myself from using all forms of this word.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 1, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
people?
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
NOLA and Brian don't make and have never made clowns
by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 1, 2008 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions
You couldn't possibly know that
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 1, 2008 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I have never made a clown either.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I tried to link something that looks like a punishment.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I know!
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
tee hee hee
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
At least half those flyballs have been pop ups.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Jul 1, 2008 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions
You stole this comparison from me.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Do they have regional versions of that all star commercial?
Otherwise I wonder why Ichiro is featured so prominently.
Probably because he was the MVP of the All Star Game last year....
One Vision, One Purpose
Peace Through Power
Hells yes
I guess you’ve never watched someone rehab before
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 1, 2008 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
LATE
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Even I think that's gross.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
infection?
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't be ridiculous
He’s not Carlos Silva
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 1, 2008 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Shit.
Our hopes for a Hyphen in the rotation are vanishing.
WTF?
Why would the Cardinals trade for Matt Holliday?
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This took me many tries to decipher.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 1, 2008 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
He's trying to pander to the gay vote.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
hahahaha
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
He started saying it directly after I said it
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 1, 2008 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
This was probably my favorite comment of all time
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 1, 2008 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I sorta wanna see
Coach/Butthol put up a campaign webpage.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm the cool kid that all the douches emulate
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 1, 2008 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Why doesn't it link to results of you using samesies, then?
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jul 1, 2008 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
He specified butthol
Look harder
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 1, 2008 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions

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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Jeff set the search parameters to butthol only
Speaking of, where is that lovable little scamp?
Go Nova
Coach is lovable
butthol is not
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 1, 2008 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
That might be it
All I know is Michael Cera said it
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 1, 2008 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
because you are of sucks durrrrr
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I remember when Scott Rolen could hit the ball more than 250 feet.
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He's till not good.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Stop booing you sploogerags
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
needs less reply
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Ii know.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I think he could really make it in the rotation
He can certainly fool them with his breaking balls.
I've heard that before....
but thank you anyways.
I am still deciding how to interpret this comment.
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by JI on Jul 1, 2008 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Shit, i'm late for RRS Day.
You can run, but you can't hide! Unless it's in this general area over here. Blindspot.
Tadow
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