What's Worse Than Death Static?
by Matthew on Jul 1, 2008 9:27 AM PDT
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PrintPossibly our own planet.
Last night, we saw the Aztec Whistles of Death.
Now, behold, the sounds of Earth itself. Caution, turn your speakers down. Also, the flash player they use sucks, so I recommend using IE and letting it sit there, it will start eventually.
While the Aztec Whistles were creepy, I think these Earth sounds best represent what listening to Death Static was like for those that missed out on it. Only if you had to listen to it 17-18 times every night. Perhaps now you can understand our trauma.
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Jesus Christ, Matthew.
You’re going all Coast-to-Coast AM on us.
Let's pave over it and build WalMarts everywhere, that'll teach it.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Jul 1, 2008 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions
Fuck Mars,
I’m not sharing water with any of you losers.
Forget that planet, it's a dump anyway.
We’ll buy our own planet and pretend it’s sacred.
AKA "BRO-RAY" according to drunk Graham...
Oh Librocrat, how wrong you were
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 1, 2008 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions
I imagine that if this team was actually good
We would have been banned a long time ago.
Silence our voice and you leave us no choice
Yeah, that was my fault.
I don’t know what I was thinking.
...and now I'm here
I just think that its great
that at the top of my IE, it says “Whats Worse Than Death Static? Lookout Landing.
against Vegas reliever Casey Hoorelbeke, whose ancestors clearly couldn't spell Hurlbeck properly.
The death whistle was really creepy
The earth noise is just funny
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jul 1, 2008 11:47 AM PDT reply actions
The guy that does the voice over for space.com
is a huge Herb.
the artist formerly known as Mere Tantalisers.
by Bearskin Rugburn on Jul 1, 2008 11:54 AM PDT reply actions
This shit is ridiculously awesome.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 1, 2008 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions
"This is a sound that aliens from another planet could hear...
... if they could figure out how to listen for it.”
Brilliant.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://mvn.com/milb-mariners/
It's too bad he never did any audiobooks.
Even “the DaVinci Code” would have been awesome.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 2, 2008 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions
Sagan>>>Hawking
And Hawking is awesome, but Sagan has that weird smarmy/big-brother thing going on that is simultaneously confusing and calming. I regularly fall asleep to Cosmos not because it’s boring, but because his voice puts me at ease.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jul 2, 2008 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions
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