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6/9: Open Game Thread, Part 3

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by acblue on Jun 9, 2008 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

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by Jeff on Jun 9, 2008 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

DICKEY's Fuck Pussy Blue Jays

Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.

by PhilKenSebben on Jun 9, 2008 6:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Team volleyball says hi.

So do doubles tennis. Of course, you might not consider those sports.

by PDXTai on Jun 9, 2008 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

There's beach volleyball

played 2 a side. Given that 2 is a very small number for a team, but still technically qualifies.

There used to be pro team indoor volleyball, but it may have folded while no one was looking.

by PDXTai on Jun 9, 2008 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I guess two is technically a team.

So yeah, you’re right, NVM.

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by acblue on Jun 9, 2008 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So

is the bench empty yet?

Oh wait, Burke is all that is left, yes?

The poster formerly known as Matt.

by bluemax on Jun 9, 2008 7:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Grit!

I hate baseball.

by Goose on Jun 9, 2008 7:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

jeez

Sims just called John Gibbons “Gibby”
then told “the youngsters” to google “Yankee Doodle Dandy.”
Please end now, baseball.

by yuniform on Jun 9, 2008 7:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Whatever, Dave Sims is awesome.

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by acblue on Jun 9, 2008 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lucky.

I’m stuck with the Canadians

Go Nova

by dbroncos31 on Jun 9, 2008 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh shit Cairo on deck.

SWING!

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by acblue on Jun 9, 2008 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

AT A SLOWER PACE THAN OTHERS!

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by acblue on Jun 9, 2008 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

DO NOT SWING CAIRO!

DO NOT SWING AT ANYTHING!

by BrianL on Jun 9, 2008 7:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

STEP INTO A PITCH CAIRO

PLEASE.

The poster formerly known as Matt.

by bluemax on Jun 9, 2008 7:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

SQUEEZE

SQUEEZESQUEEZESQUEEZESQUEEZESQUEEZESQUEEZESQUEEZESQUEEZESQUEEZESQUEEZESQUEEZE

by Wilder. on Jun 9, 2008 7:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

When do we start pinch hitting with our bullpen?

Seriously, could it get any worse? I’d rather see Bautista up there hacking than Cairo.

by PDXTai on Jun 9, 2008 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Take a pitch to the balls.

It will be awesome and we will win

Go Nova

by dbroncos31 on Jun 9, 2008 7:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Just got back from dinner

The game’s still tied? Huh.

The artist formerly known as Katal

by Katal LM on Jun 9, 2008 7:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

SQUEEZE!!

I hate baseball.

by Goose on Jun 9, 2008 7:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FANFUCKINTASTIC!!!

Brought to you by Carl's Jr.

by acblue on Jun 9, 2008 7:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey the BJs don't want to give up a run here

Goddamn announcers are retards

SQJUEEZZZZZZZZEEEEEEEEEEEE

Go Nova

by dbroncos31 on Jun 9, 2008 7:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

JJ Puss?

MLB.TV no commercials?

by Faux on Jun 9, 2008 7:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Rotoworld on Petland

Mariners fired hitting coach Jeff Pentland.
The Mariners have the game’s worst record despite a top-10 payroll, and it’s obviously Pentland’s fault. He’ll know better next time not to overpay for Richie Sexson, Carlos Silva, Miguel Batista and Jarrod Washburn. Also, he never should have traded for Jose Vidro and put together a ridiculous bench that included Miguel Cairo and Willie Bloomquist. And that’s glossing over his biggest mistake of all: he saw two lesbians kissing at Safeco Field and did absolutely nothing to stop them. Lee Elia, his replacement, is very capable of putting the fans in their place when he needs to.

by Edgar for Mayor on Jun 9, 2008 7:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Kenji's OPS is .563. This after 2-4 day.

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A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Jun 9, 2008 7:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Rad.

Brought to you by Carl's Jr.

by acblue on Jun 9, 2008 7:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

fucking christ.

Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.

by PhilKenSebben on Jun 9, 2008 7:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Raul Approves!

I hate baseball.

by Goose on Jun 9, 2008 7:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Reed would have caught that

The artist formerly known as Katal

by Katal LM on Jun 9, 2008 7:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

wlad!!!!

jesus fucking christ

by MFAN on Jun 9, 2008 7:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

hahaha

This is depressing and yet honestly you can’t help but laugh.

by AtomicGarden on Jun 9, 2008 7:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Here we go again

same old shit again. giving away the game, i can’t wait til we are through.

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by PhilKenSebben on Jun 9, 2008 7:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow.

Putz’s fastball is straight as an arrow. They are squaring him up.

by Wilder. on Jun 9, 2008 7:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Well it's always been arrow straight.

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by BrettJMiller on Jun 9, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Howie Kendrick is really good.

He can sustain a ridiculously high BABIP because he squares up pitchers which no one else can do.

/HH

Go Nova

by dbroncos31 on Jun 9, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Putz used to be able to do this thing called striking a guy out...

...it’s how we won close games, IIRC…it’s so long ago things are sort of hazy…

by esoteric on Jun 9, 2008 7:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Here it comes.

we called it the day Toronto picked him up

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by PhilKenSebben on Jun 9, 2008 7:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yup

The artist formerly known as Katal

by Katal LM on Jun 9, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Odds Wilkerson goes deep?

100%? Can I vote for higher?

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by BrettJMiller on Jun 9, 2008 7:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

BOHICA Time

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by PhilKenSebben on Jun 9, 2008 7:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

2 no calls in a row.

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by PhilKenSebben on Jun 9, 2008 7:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Both inside.

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by BrettJMiller on Jun 9, 2008 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fuck you Blowers.

“I don’t he can handle that fastball”.

Homerun.

by AtomicGarden on Jun 9, 2008 7:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

"think"

as in “think” before you hit post

by AtomicGarden on Jun 9, 2008 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He can't, remember how he couldn't get around on anything over 88 in Seattle

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by BrettJMiller on Jun 9, 2008 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WHAT THE FUCK

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by PhilKenSebben on Jun 9, 2008 7:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

hahaha

The artist formerly known as Katal

by Katal LM on Jun 9, 2008 7:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hoo boy.

This game is over.

by BrianL on Jun 9, 2008 7:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Queue the cockpunch

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by PhilKenSebben on Jun 9, 2008 7:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

THIS IS WHY WE DRAFTED FIELDS

The artist formerly known as Katal

by Katal LM on Jun 9, 2008 7:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Just tuned in.

JJ walking Wilk to load the bases with 0 out? You gotta’ be fucking kidding me.

by redwolf75 on Jun 9, 2008 7:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Woo!

Goddamn!

by Devin on Jun 9, 2008 7:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Thank you Cairo

Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.

by PhilKenSebben on Jun 9, 2008 7:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

niiiiice

“Cairo coming up big again”

by yuniform on Jun 9, 2008 7:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice play.

Brought to you by Carl's Jr.

by acblue on Jun 9, 2008 7:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

His goatee is my hero

(seriously. I grow facial hair like a 12-year-old)

by yuniform on Jun 9, 2008 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My screen broke.

Did I just see what I just saw?

by Wilder. on Jun 9, 2008 7:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh great

Scutaro walks, Eckstein wins the game. Sounds about right.

by OlSalty on Jun 9, 2008 7:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Marcus scoots down to first base

The artist formerly known as Katal

by Katal LM on Jun 9, 2008 7:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

We are so boned.

Why the fuck is JJ not on the DL?

by JI on Jun 9, 2008 7:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ITS TIME FOR A GRITGASM

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by PhilKenSebben on Jun 9, 2008 7:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Stop dicking around, J.J.

Just throw fast. It’s David Fucking Eckstein.

by Devin on Jun 9, 2008 7:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FULL COUNT BASES LOADED DOWN BY ONE MR. CLUTCH IS UP

whoooooo.

The artist formerly known as Katal

by Katal LM on Jun 9, 2008 7:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Jeff, your favorite Angels pitcher, Mr. Joe Saunders...

Just gave up back-to-back-to-back homers to Longoria, Aybar, and Navarro.

"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena

by R.J. Anderson on Jun 9, 2008 7:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

should’ve shot him

by Jeff on Jun 9, 2008 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

HERE COMES THE FAIL

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by PhilKenSebben on Jun 9, 2008 7:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Didn't see that coming

The artist formerly known as Katal

by Katal LM on Jun 9, 2008 7:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I want to see a Full fire beard

by JJ.

Screw the goatee.

OMG we won.

by Edgar for Mayor on Jun 9, 2008 7:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

cool, we won!

I still say we lose on a passed ball

by MFAN on Jun 9, 2008 7:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You misspelled awkward nightmare

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Jun 9, 2008 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I misspelled dreams

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Jun 9, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Back to awkward nightmares

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Jun 9, 2008 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sold

Sounds like I want nothing to do with some of your dreams anyhow, so it works for me

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Jun 9, 2008 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Minnie?

Awkward, sure, but I wouldn’t call that a nightmare

by ningwers on Jun 9, 2008 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Mickey is really fucking creepy to me

I dunno why. Putting a zombie Minnie in his arms would not do me any good

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Jun 9, 2008 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wait, what?

When did Minnie become undead in this fantasy?

by ningwers on Jun 9, 2008 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mickey is like a zombie in the clip

So in my head she becomes the same, for the sake of symmetry

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Jun 9, 2008 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No.

Although young Keanu is funny

Go Nova

by dbroncos31 on Jun 9, 2008 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

SEE?!

Something about these clips just strike fear in me

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Jun 9, 2008 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Disturbing.

I can’t even express how happy I am that I’m reading this in the morning rather than bringing this into my dreams last night.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 10, 2008 7:29 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's on google video

It’s really not as batshit insane as the gif would make it seem though.

by OlSalty on Jun 9, 2008 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

^^^^

this is why I visit this website

by Tony S on Jun 9, 2008 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Label it

tacelddif

by JI on Jun 9, 2008 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

According to FSN..

“Willie, you’re here for one thing and that’s to get the job done.”

As opposed to what, being there to fuck up?

by Devin on Jun 9, 2008 7:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Being there for his sex appeal

He’s the real slumpbuster, if you catch my drift

Go Nova

by dbroncos31 on Jun 9, 2008 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cairo is better than Pujols

Bill Krueger is on acid.

Brought to you by Carl's Jr.

by acblue on Jun 9, 2008 7:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Did he really say that?

Comments like that should be punishable by death

Go Nova

by dbroncos31 on Jun 9, 2008 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He said Cairo is the best 1B in the AL

And he might be the best 1B in baseball.

Brought to you by Carl's Jr.

by acblue on Jun 9, 2008 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Get the pitchforks.

We have work to do…

Go Nova

by dbroncos31 on Jun 9, 2008 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't have time to sift through comments,

so I apologize if this is LATE.

Dickey gets the win
Putz gets the save
Willie scores the winning run…

Ill Ligitamus Non Carberendum

by PositivePaul on Jun 9, 2008 7:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Doesn't your don't be an ass exception

Have an exception for those of us that haven’t been around even two weeks?

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 10, 2008 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Vlad runs into second looking like he's going to fall over.

What do the defensive metrics say about him? I can’t imagine any better than Raul.

by Faux on Jun 9, 2008 7:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

My wife wants to know...

Is ManTank pregnant again???

Ill Ligitamus Non Carberendum

by PositivePaul on Jun 9, 2008 7:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Isn't she always pregnant?

Brought to you by Carl's Jr.

by acblue on Jun 9, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No

She looked pretty not fat in the gif from the other day.

by JI on Jun 9, 2008 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

NIKKI Z!!

Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.

by PhilKenSebben on Jun 9, 2008 7:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yay, it's not scary anymore!

PhilKenSebben is a national hero. Also, REC’ddddd

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

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I have reccomended this comment

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by BrettJMiller on Jun 9, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs