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Low and away

And Beltre takes.

The artist formerly known as Katal

by Katal LM on Jun 9, 2008 5:22 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hey dis Dontrelle Willis.

Jl/Robert '08: Promise for a CoachCage on Friday nights!

by Fin on Jun 9, 2008 5:23 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Sup G?

Jl/Robert '08: Promise for a CoachCage on Friday nights!

by Fin on Jun 9, 2008 5:28 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

To finish my thought before the therad was so rudely closed:

John Olerud was a slow boring motherfucker who wore a helmet in the field like a little pussy douche. He sucked.

by JI on Jun 9, 2008 5:23 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

To finish my thought to Marinator

I’m not sure which meme applies here so I’ll use both:

FUCK OFF I HAD A RETARD DIE IN (?!!

by Robert on Jun 9, 2008 5:25 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You'll regret making fun of dead people

when a secret government chemical is unleashed on the public and the dead rise from the grave.

I will tell them you, Jeff, Graham, ect. were making fun of them and they will eat your brains.

by marinator on Jun 9, 2008 5:26 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Darn.

The artist formerly known as Katal

by Katal LM on Jun 9, 2008 5:25 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You take that back

The artist formerly known as Katal

by Katal LM on Jun 9, 2008 5:27 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Take it back!

Jl/Robert '08: Promise for a CoachCage on Friday nights!

by Fin on Jun 9, 2008 5:27 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Look at that thing.

You have to fist it to play it right.

by BrianL on Jun 9, 2008 5:28 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

kinky

Jl/Robert '08: Promise for a CoachCage on Friday nights!

by Fin on Jun 9, 2008 5:29 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Saxes are not brass instruments

they are members of the woodwind family.

The poster formerly known as Matt.

by bluemax on Jun 9, 2008 5:33 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hit and Run

has been been a success all year.

by Edgar for Mayor on Jun 9, 2008 5:27 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

what?!?!

The artist formerly known as Katal

by Katal LM on Jun 9, 2008 5:29 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

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Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Jun 9, 2008 5:30 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The other one >:( Work faster!

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Jun 9, 2008 5:34 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

No video

didn’t score a run.

by JI on Jun 9, 2008 5:35 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It's a unicorn

yes, but I’ve always felt we should upgrade.

by JI on Jun 9, 2008 5:39 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It would not surprise me.

I like LL because unlike real life I am not the girliest person here.

by JI on Jun 9, 2008 5:42 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You look like a dinosaur.

Jl/Robert '08: Promise for a CoachCage on Friday nights!

by Fin on Jun 9, 2008 5:44 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I only say that because of your avatar

so you can tone down your harshness.

Jl/Robert '08: Promise for a CoachCage on Friday nights!

by Fin on Jun 9, 2008 5:47 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Its ok

people say I look like a dinosaur too. Doesn’t bother me. Better than look like a chipmunk (Washburn).

Jl/Robert '08: Promise for a CoachCage on Friday nights!

by Fin on Jun 9, 2008 5:50 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The Mariners tend not to show instant replays of Raul fucking up

so unless I record every half inning and then edit down the video you are SOL until the archives are up.

by JI on Jun 9, 2008 5:38 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Add the Richie botch to the movie!

Raul says like “Hey richie, check this out!’ Then Richie says “Let me try!”

Jl/Robert '08: Promise for a CoachCage on Friday nights!

by Fin on Jun 9, 2008 5:40 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The Toronto annoucer said it was a bad play

because he threw Richie the ball instead of trying to air mail it to Kenji.

by JI on Jun 9, 2008 5:38 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

bahahahaha

what a great gif that will add to the collection

(late)

by AtomicGarden on Jun 9, 2008 5:30 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It's an anomaly

Don’t worry.

The artist formerly known as Katal

by Katal LM on Jun 9, 2008 5:30 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Add that to the movie!

Jl/Robert '08: Promise for a CoachCage on Friday nights!

by Fin on Jun 9, 2008 5:30 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm gonna die laughing one of these days

Maybe my family could sue Ibanez for Wrongful Death

by discovolante on Jun 9, 2008 5:31 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Infield fly in effect.

If Fairly was still with the club we’d be hearing “You know, just once I want to see what happens if the infielder lets that ball drop. The batter’s already out!”

by BrianL on Jun 9, 2008 5:33 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I love a good infield fly rule

Also: catcher’s interference and balks.

by yuniform on Jun 9, 2008 5:35 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Washburn's post game interview

” Raul almost made a nice catch in LF today, but me and Kenji weren’t on the same page that at bat, so its kinda Kenji’s fault”

by Edgar for Mayor on Jun 9, 2008 5:36 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

TRADE RICHIE WHILE HE'S HOT!

Too bad there aren’t any Bavasi clones out there running other teams.

by AtomicGarden on Jun 9, 2008 5:40 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

badbaserunning.jpg

Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.

by PhilKenSebben on Jun 9, 2008 5:41 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Jun 9, 2008 5:41 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Mojo Risin'

and other such slogans.

The poster formerly known as Matt.

by bluemax on Jun 9, 2008 5:46 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yuni may be a magician

but he can also juggle his helmet after weak groundouts.
There’s gotta be a value to that skill.

by yuniform on Jun 9, 2008 5:45 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Kevin

That Mench!

The artist formerly known as Katal

by Katal LM on Jun 9, 2008 5:46 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

German?

were you going for mensch?

by snow on Jun 9, 2008 5:48 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well, yeah.

But I wanted to spell it the same way as his last name.

The artist formerly known as Katal

by Katal LM on Jun 9, 2008 5:48 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I *heart* The Apartment
I’ve decided to become a “mensch”. You know what that means? A human being.

by yuniform on Jun 9, 2008 5:49 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Great film

The artist formerly known as Katal

by Katal LM on Jun 9, 2008 5:50 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

really?

Some Like it Hot is AFI’s Best Comedy Ever.
Wilder’s underrated like Griffey’s underrated.

by yuniform on Jun 9, 2008 5:52 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hahahahahah

I totally get that awesome dude

by marinator on Jun 9, 2008 5:48 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hilarious

The artist formerly known as Katal

by Katal LM on Jun 9, 2008 5:48 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Graceful son of a bitch

Might need a Richie Sexson Is Really Good At Defense sidebar before long.

by Jeff on Jun 9, 2008 5:49 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The above gif is not my best work

but my Raul just missed + strut gif is

by JI on Jun 9, 2008 5:50 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I hope a lot

so I’m betting on that one.

by Matthew on Jun 9, 2008 5:53 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

How do you not shit?

I don’t mean that sarcastically, seriously that’s just amazing how do you do it?

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Jun 9, 2008 5:54 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I apologize

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Jun 9, 2008 5:56 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Fucking Graham

Always the asshole comedian. You should do asshole comedy tours with other assholes like Denis Leary

by marinator on Jun 9, 2008 6:03 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Snap!

The artist formerly known as Katal

by Katal LM on Jun 9, 2008 6:03 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I just hope both versions go away

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Jun 9, 2008 5:52 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He's somehow OPSing .782....

It may be possible that he’d only help us towards our goal of a Strasburg Christmas if he played the field, because he’d out OPS our current DH by .180 points :(

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Jun 9, 2008 5:55 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

My hope is that with Griffey once again TFOTF

Raul can told to go fuck him self and not let the door hit him in the ass on the way out.

by JI on Jun 9, 2008 5:57 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Welcome to the Dontrelle Willis Funride

Don’t get your hopes up it involves a lot of standing around and walking.

by Matthew on Jun 9, 2008 5:57 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Why did you even predict that?

Everyone remembers how awesome he was four years ago, right?

The artist formerly known as Katal

by Katal LM on Jun 9, 2008 5:59 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wow, i am out of date

I though Brian Tallet was a starting prospect for the Indians.

Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.

by PhilKenSebben on Jun 9, 2008 6:00 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I can't wait for the day...

Today Starting Line-up …

DH Ibanez
RF Balentien
LF Reed

... I mean is it really that hard to figure out?

by Edgar for Mayor on Jun 9, 2008 6:07 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs