6/9: Open Game Thread, Part 2
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 9, 2008 5:20 PM PDT
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I COULDN'T PICK A LINK TO CLICK SO I SPENT A MINUTE IN TE OTHER THREAD DECIDING
TOO MANY
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 9, 2008 5:23 PM PDT reply actions
To finish my thought before the therad was so rudely closed:
John Olerud was a slow boring motherfucker who wore a helmet in the field like a little pussy douche. He sucked.
"I'm not a douche"
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by Fin on Jun 9, 2008 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions
man he sucked
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by PhilKenSebben on Jun 9, 2008 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions
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by Fin on Jun 9, 2008 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Add a mustace to the middle photo
and you have…Pat Borders
by Edgar for Mayor on Jun 9, 2008 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions
To finish my thought to Marinator
I’m not sure which meme applies here so I’ll use both:
FUCK OFF I HAD A RETARD DIE IN (?!!
You'll regret making fun of dead people
when a secret government chemical is unleashed on the public and the dead rise from the grave.
I will tell them you, Jeff, Graham, ect. were making fun of them and they will eat your brains.
Not another game thread, just hidden within this one where they all laugh at us and stuff.
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I have a feeling it's just emails
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 9, 2008 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Doesn't that seem like the same idea of the current regime?
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Take it back!
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by Fin on Jun 9, 2008 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Look at that thing.
You have to fist it to play it right.
French horns are the coolest of the brass instruments
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 9, 2008 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions
If I make it a tie with sax will you agree?
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 9, 2008 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions
No.
Best brass instrument is the euphonium.
And besides, the saxophone is a woodwind instrument you asshat.
This is true
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by Fin on Jun 9, 2008 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions
But have you seen the shininess?
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 9, 2008 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes, I own five saxophones.
They’re woodwinds.
But shiny!
(hint: you can’t argue with someone without logic)
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 9, 2008 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Saxes are not brass instruments
they are members of the woodwind family.
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Looks like a hit and run.
I hate hit and runs. They force hitters to swing at unhittable pitches.
You shut up
You have to put the game in MOTION! CREATE RUNS!
by Smegmalicious on Jun 9, 2008 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Absolutely nobody in the Emerald Down commercials
appears to be likable.
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It's a unicorn
yes, but I’ve always felt we should upgrade.
by JI on Jun 9, 2008 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I guess this is what a pony whore looks like:
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 9, 2008 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions
It would not surprise me.
I like LL because unlike real life I am not the girliest person here.
by JI on Jun 9, 2008 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions
You look like a dinosaur.
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by Fin on Jun 9, 2008 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I only say that because of your avatar
so you can tone down your harshness.
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by Fin on Jun 9, 2008 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Its ok
people say I look like a dinosaur too. Doesn’t bother me. Better than look like a chipmunk (Washburn).
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by Fin on Jun 9, 2008 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions
you're arabian?
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by Fin on Jun 9, 2008 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions
then why are you called that?
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by Fin on Jun 9, 2008 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions
almost as good as LL being the #1 result for
Raul Ibanez + defense
by JI on Jun 9, 2008 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions
The Mariners tend not to show instant replays of Raul fucking up
so unless I record every half inning and then edit down the video you are SOL until the archives are up.
by JI on Jun 9, 2008 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Add the Richie botch to the movie!
Raul says like “Hey richie, check this out!’ Then Richie says “Let me try!”
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by Fin on Jun 9, 2008 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions
sad thing is reed made a nice play there.
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by PhilKenSebben on Jun 9, 2008 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions
The Toronto annoucer said it was a bad play
because he threw Richie the ball instead of trying to air mail it to Kenji.
by JI on Jun 9, 2008 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm gonna die laughing one of these days
Maybe my family could sue Ibanez for Wrongful Death
Infield fly in effect.
If Fairly was still with the club we’d be hearing “You know, just once I want to see what happens if the infielder lets that ball drop. The batter’s already out!”
Washburn's post game interview
” Raul almost made a nice catch in LF today, but me and Kenji weren’t on the same page that at bat, so its kinda Kenji’s fault”
Buhner knew that
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by PhilKenSebben on Jun 9, 2008 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, but it bears repeating in this case.
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by Aaron Campeau on Jun 9, 2008 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I hope Washburn gets a Brett Myers-esque blast in before he is DFA'd
like this: http://www.sebbenandsebben.net/junk/canyouspellretard.mp3
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he would grab, not punch
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by PhilKenSebben on Jun 9, 2008 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions
That guy is the biggest d-bag in baseball.
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by Aaron Campeau on Jun 9, 2008 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Yuni may be a magician
but he can also juggle his helmet after weak groundouts.
There’s gotta be a value to that skill.
Well, yeah.
But I wanted to spell it the same way as his last name.
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Billy Wilder is criminally underrated.
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by Aaron Campeau on Jun 9, 2008 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions
His talents as a Director are not as fully appreciated as they should be.
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by Aaron Campeau on Jun 9, 2008 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions
The above gif is not my best work
but my Raul just missed + strut gif is
by JI on Jun 9, 2008 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice, Sexson effed up just in time for this to be ready!
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Jun 9, 2008 5:50 PM PDT reply actions
I couldn't find that one.
So I just google searched.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Jun 9, 2008 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions
How do you not shit?
I don’t mean that sarcastically, seriously that’s just amazing how do you do it?
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You could almost mistake this comment for something marinator would say
by Graham MacAree on Jun 9, 2008 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuck you one of his friends has a problem shitting
by Robert on Jun 9, 2008 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Fucking Graham
Always the asshole comedian. You should do asshole comedy tours with other assholes like Denis Leary
Did I hurt your feelings?
If so, please try to be less retarded in the future
by Graham MacAree on Jun 9, 2008 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions
You've noticed I'm only a complete asshole to total morons, right?
by Graham MacAree on Jun 9, 2008 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Apparently everyone but you = total morons
I’m not judging you, by the way. Just stating your obvious contempt for the human race.
Worst player in baseball
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by Fin on Jun 9, 2008 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions
He's somehow OPSing .782....
It may be possible that he’d only help us towards our goal of a Strasburg Christmas if he played the field, because he’d out OPS our current DH by .180 points :(
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My hope is that with Griffey once again TFOTF
Raul can told to go fuck him self and not let the door hit him in the ass on the way out.
by JI on Jun 9, 2008 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Griffey as the DH pushing Reed to LF and Raul out, or Griffey to LF pushing Raul out and Strasburg to us are both ok scenarios for me.
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Plus the ~4 HR he'd hit at Safeco would be really nostalgic for me despite us probably losing those games.
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If we want Strasburg we need an Ibanez/Ichiro/Griffey outfield
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 9, 2008 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I can't wait for the last day of the season
when Griffey plays CF for nostalgia reasons.
by JI on Jun 9, 2008 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Honestly I'd let him do that. It may be hilarious but it's also a good send-off.
It’d be doubly awesome.
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Embarrassments are never a good sendoff
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 9, 2008 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm sure he wouldn't be embarrassed. He probably won't make an error.
That’s what common fans and players think are embarrassing.
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Needs more fucking in the hotel rooms.
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by Aaron Campeau on Jun 9, 2008 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Senior's getaway weekends.
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by Aaron Campeau on Jun 9, 2008 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Welcome to the Dontrelle Willis Funride
Don’t get your hopes up it involves a lot of standing around and walking.
I am so pround of myslef for telling everyone he'd get injured immediately and suck.
by JI on Jun 9, 2008 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions
we all said that
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by PhilKenSebben on Jun 9, 2008 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Why did you even predict that?
Everyone remembers how awesome he was four years ago, right?
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Increased his season total by 67%
eh, LFOJL?
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 9, 2008 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Doe he still have more walks than innings pitched?
by JI on Jun 9, 2008 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm really glad you got a stick shift.
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by Aaron Campeau on Jun 9, 2008 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions
That's bad.
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by Aaron Campeau on Jun 9, 2008 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions
DUI...
of NERDS!!!
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by Aaron Campeau on Jun 9, 2008 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't think that specifically is against the law....
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Wow, i am out of date
I though Brian Tallet was a starting prospect for the Indians.
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I can't wait for the day...
Today Starting Line-up …
DH Ibanez
RF Balentien
LF Reed
... I mean is it really that hard to figure out?
by Edgar for Mayor on Jun 9, 2008 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Or hit him in the ear.
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by Aaron Campeau on Jun 9, 2008 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Hotel room?
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by Aaron Campeau on Jun 9, 2008 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Mac is doing all he can to manage us to Strasburg
with his hit & runs and defensive subs
He has no elbow and he is a knuckleballer, you betcha
by Edgar for Mayor on Jun 9, 2008 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions
FUND IT
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by PhilKenSebben on Jun 9, 2008 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Felix-Bedard-Dickey-Dickey-Dickey
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by PhilKenSebben on Jun 9, 2008 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I would conuter with
Felix, dickey, Bedard, Dickey, day off/Morroow
by JI on Jun 9, 2008 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Hopefully, #35 will be a starter in the near future, like toMORROW
see what I did there?
At FanFest McLaren said that he likes to "look at the numbers"
Throughout the season I’ve kept wondering exactly what numbers he’s looked at so far, and how he’s felt about them.
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This is why subbing in Rhodes was fucking retarded.
You suck McLaren.
John McDonald is pinch hitting?
There’s something you don’t see every day
YOU FORGOT THE ELLIPSIS
THE ELLIPSIS IS CRITICAL
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 9, 2008 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Jeff Sullivan:
”...[S]ign Barry Zito”
Vote Ji/Robert.
by JI on Jun 9, 2008 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions
JI: "hey everybody edgar is a faggot"
Vote Jeff
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 9, 2008 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Jeff: I want... Boston to... win the World Series"
Vote: JI/Robert
by JI on Jun 9, 2008 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions
They've completely fucking lost it.
This makes no fucking sense what so ever.
Whatever woo Strasburg
by JI on Jun 9, 2008 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Remember when Rick White did that?
Ahhh, good time.
I remember considering breaking things at work when that happened.
God damn everything
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There is a small part of me that is crying on the inside at the use of Batista
the rest of me eagerly awaits a Strasburg Christmas Miracle
Soooo is Batsita out of the rotation or are they just take advantage of his throw day?
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B.
You don’t think they would actually give Morrow a chance do you?
They were talking about the Mariners giving Dickey a chance to start on the M's broadcast when they saw Tits warming
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So... he's out of the rotation then?
I would assume so, since the last like 80 thousand starts he had have fucking sucked.
But then again I wouldn’t be shocked to see him starting on his next regular day. Ugh.
Even if he's out of the rotation, he should only be used for long relief
Not a fucking 1 run lead with the game on the line
I like Batista's velocity as a reliever.
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No, he's just better out of the bullpen.
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by Aaron Campeau on Jun 9, 2008 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Batista threw some 96 MPH heat last year.
His stuff isn’t bad it’s just that his command is god-awful.
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Ya know, actually...
This tits relief thing could work. It’d certainly be less damaging than him starting.
I'm for it as long as he's only used for long relief
Not for situations like this, jesus christ
Yup
Although that hit wasn’t really his fault, he’s looked decent. But it’s not like this team is trying to win anyway, so it’s not a big deal.
He makes leads disappear.
And pulls errors out of his hat.
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by Aaron Campeau on Jun 9, 2008 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Big Show for 1B
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by PhilKenSebben on Jun 9, 2008 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Haha
No one would even run to first base out of Fear.
by Edgar for Mayor on Jun 9, 2008 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I want to see John McDonald get chokeslammed.
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Kane for Catcher
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by PhilKenSebben on Jun 9, 2008 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions
With the original mask.
Fuck the big bald retarded fucker version. What’s the best defensive pro-wrestling team you could make…?
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FYI: ESPN is simulcasting the M's game due to the bad weather in Detroit.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
I guess I'll watch then
Not sure why, though
I'd but or lease her Dodge Vehicles.
actually no i wouldn’t
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Instead of Griffey, let's trade for Brandon Phillips and put him at SS
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 9, 2008 6:23 PM PDT reply actions
How has Beltre not hung himself for this terrible bad luck?
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Remember when other teams wanted Yuni?
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by PhilKenSebben on Jun 9, 2008 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I remember USSM's post about how one would be surprised
by how much talent was being offered for him.
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i'd kill to know what that was
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by PhilKenSebben on Jun 9, 2008 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I think I would kill if I knew.
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by Aaron Campeau on Jun 9, 2008 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Teams are whipping there brow about now.
by Edgar for Mayor on Jun 9, 2008 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm not normally one to point out typos...
...but this one is awesome.
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by Aaron Campeau on Jun 9, 2008 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Remember how Bill Bavasi made him an untouchable?
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God's stupid face:
Be my guest
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 9, 2008 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Before or after the punch to the face?
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 9, 2008 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Jeff: I think Red Sox fans are sexy"
This message has been approved by JI/Robert in ‘08
by JI on Jun 9, 2008 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Jeff: "I am a disgusting pervert"
JI/Rob… yadda yadda
by JI on Jun 9, 2008 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions
With Dickey for only RP on days he's not starting.
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Actually, needs more Putz
make that six
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 9, 2008 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Should add a lefty knuckler too.
Hey, I’m a lefty!
I think I'm glad my computer repeatedly crashed for the past 10 minutes
Yuni’s still a good shortstop, right?
This is actually a brilliant move by Mac. Kind of.
He realizes it’s going to take quite a while to score any runs, so he’s hoping to just ride out the knuckler for the next 5-7 innings while the Mariners leave runners in scoring posistion.
I really like the chorus of what sounds like 7th grade girls saying "Let's go Blue Jays"
They pack ‘em into the Rogers Centre.
R.A. Dickey has officially passed Rafael Carmona as my favorite pitcher ever.
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I feel bad for poor Baker.
from his blog:
“R.A. Dickey is now on to pitch in the bottom of the eighth. We could be here a while.”
Brandon Morrow's last appearance was five days ago.
I like Dickey and all, but wouldn’t you at least want him to get his work in?
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Good point, but I doubt they plan to use Morrow outside of games they are winning.
by Edgar for Mayor on Jun 9, 2008 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I like the idea of using Morrow every 5 days
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by PhilKenSebben on Jun 9, 2008 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought he'd be solid out of spring training
Not 14 consecutive innings of scoreless pitching solid, but better than at least 2/5ths of our rotation.
If the music is any indicator
they want you to keep your eyes peeled for Manny Ramirez’s kidnapper.
by JI on Jun 9, 2008 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions
God how bad do you have to be to have a BAA of .189
and an ERA of 10.32
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 9, 2008 6:36 PM PDT reply actions
His BB per K is actually better now. 4.2 compared to 5.3 before.
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But he put more effort into that than I would've needed to.
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He is the worst defensive shortstop I can remember
and now he has to play back further than he used to because of the turf.
JP Riccardi is a genius.
by JI on Jun 9, 2008 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Can't be hurting them too bad, they have the best defense in all of baseball.
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John McDonald is a pretty good gloved SS, so I hear.
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Who was it that said he was good?
I thought a few metrics loved him.
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ESPN: "Mariners really a bad road team"
because they’re such a good home team
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 9, 2008 6:38 PM PDT reply actions
Griffey's OPS is somehow almost 200 points higher than our DH's
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That's a clever chocolate saving technique
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Stuck...watching...Kruk... can't stop
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 9, 2008 6:41 PM PDT reply actions
He's a faerie.
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by Aaron Campeau on Jun 9, 2008 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought he had.
Sun glare on the TV, so I just assumed he’d booted it.
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