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6/9: Open Game Thread, Part 2

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Low and away

And Beltre takes.

The artist formerly known as Katal

by Katal LM on Jun 9, 2008 5:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey dis Dontrelle Willis.

Jl/Robert '08: Promise for a CoachCage on Friday nights!

by Fin on Jun 9, 2008 5:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sup G?

Jl/Robert '08: Promise for a CoachCage on Friday nights!

by Fin on Jun 9, 2008 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

To finish my thought before the therad was so rudely closed:

John Olerud was a slow boring motherfucker who wore a helmet in the field like a little pussy douche. He sucked.

by JI on Jun 9, 2008 5:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

"I'm not a douche"

Jl/Robert '08: Promise for a CoachCage on Friday nights!

by Fin on Jun 9, 2008 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

man he sucked

Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.

by PhilKenSebben on Jun 9, 2008 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

To finish my thought to Marinator

I’m not sure which meme applies here so I’ll use both:

FUCK OFF I HAD A RETARD DIE IN (?!!

by Robert on Jun 9, 2008 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You'll regret making fun of dead people

when a secret government chemical is unleashed on the public and the dead rise from the grave.

I will tell them you, Jeff, Graham, ect. were making fun of them and they will eat your brains.

by marinator on Jun 9, 2008 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Darn.

The artist formerly known as Katal

by Katal LM on Jun 9, 2008 5:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You take that back

The artist formerly known as Katal

by Katal LM on Jun 9, 2008 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Take it back!

Jl/Robert '08: Promise for a CoachCage on Friday nights!

by Fin on Jun 9, 2008 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Look at that thing.

You have to fist it to play it right.

by BrianL on Jun 9, 2008 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

kinky

Jl/Robert '08: Promise for a CoachCage on Friday nights!

by Fin on Jun 9, 2008 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No.

Best brass instrument is the euphonium.

And besides, the saxophone is a woodwind instrument you asshat.

by BrianL on Jun 9, 2008 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Saxes are not brass instruments

they are members of the woodwind family.

The poster formerly known as Matt.

by bluemax on Jun 9, 2008 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hit and Run

has been been a success all year.

by Edgar for Mayor on Jun 9, 2008 5:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

what?!?!

The artist formerly known as Katal

by Katal LM on Jun 9, 2008 5:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

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Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Jun 9, 2008 5:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The other one >:( Work faster!

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Jun 9, 2008 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No video

didn’t score a run.

by JI on Jun 9, 2008 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's a unicorn

yes, but I’ve always felt we should upgrade.

by JI on Jun 9, 2008 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It would not surprise me.

I like LL because unlike real life I am not the girliest person here.

by JI on Jun 9, 2008 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You look like a dinosaur.

Jl/Robert '08: Promise for a CoachCage on Friday nights!

by Fin on Jun 9, 2008 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I only say that because of your avatar

so you can tone down your harshness.

Jl/Robert '08: Promise for a CoachCage on Friday nights!

by Fin on Jun 9, 2008 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I did not realize the connection between the two

and this bothers me because I love my avatar.

by Robert on Jun 9, 2008 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Its ok

people say I look like a dinosaur too. Doesn’t bother me. Better than look like a chipmunk (Washburn).

Jl/Robert '08: Promise for a CoachCage on Friday nights!

by Fin on Jun 9, 2008 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Mariners tend not to show instant replays of Raul fucking up

so unless I record every half inning and then edit down the video you are SOL until the archives are up.

by JI on Jun 9, 2008 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Add the Richie botch to the movie!

Raul says like “Hey richie, check this out!’ Then Richie says “Let me try!”

Jl/Robert '08: Promise for a CoachCage on Friday nights!

by Fin on Jun 9, 2008 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

sad thing is reed made a nice play there.

Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.

by PhilKenSebben on Jun 9, 2008 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Toronto annoucer said it was a bad play

because he threw Richie the ball instead of trying to air mail it to Kenji.

by JI on Jun 9, 2008 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

bahahahaha

ur a gay now Raul

by Matthew on Jun 9, 2008 5:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

bahahahaha

what a great gif that will add to the collection

(late)

by AtomicGarden on Jun 9, 2008 5:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It's an anomaly

Don’t worry.

The artist formerly known as Katal

by Katal LM on Jun 9, 2008 5:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Add that to the movie!

Jl/Robert '08: Promise for a CoachCage on Friday nights!

by Fin on Jun 9, 2008 5:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm gonna die laughing one of these days

Maybe my family could sue Ibanez for Wrongful Death

by discovolante on Jun 9, 2008 5:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Infield fly in effect.

If Fairly was still with the club we’d be hearing “You know, just once I want to see what happens if the infielder lets that ball drop. The batter’s already out!”

by BrianL on Jun 9, 2008 5:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I love a good infield fly rule

Also: catcher’s interference and balks.

by yuniform on Jun 9, 2008 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Washburn's post game interview

” Raul almost made a nice catch in LF today, but me and Kenji weren’t on the same page that at bat, so its kinda Kenji’s fault”

by Edgar for Mayor on Jun 9, 2008 5:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Buhner knew that

Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.

by PhilKenSebben on Jun 9, 2008 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

TRADE RICHIE WHILE HE'S HOT!

Too bad there aren’t any Bavasi clones out there running other teams.

by AtomicGarden on Jun 9, 2008 5:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

badbaserunning.jpg

Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.

by PhilKenSebben on Jun 9, 2008 5:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Jun 9, 2008 5:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Mojo Risin'

and other such slogans.

The poster formerly known as Matt.

by bluemax on Jun 9, 2008 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yuni may be a magician

but he can also juggle his helmet after weak groundouts.
There’s gotta be a value to that skill.

by yuniform on Jun 9, 2008 5:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Kevin

That Mench!

The artist formerly known as Katal

by Katal LM on Jun 9, 2008 5:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

German?

were you going for mensch?

by snow on Jun 9, 2008 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, yeah.

But I wanted to spell it the same way as his last name.

The artist formerly known as Katal

by Katal LM on Jun 9, 2008 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I *heart* The Apartment
I’ve decided to become a “mensch”. You know what that means? A human being.

by yuniform on Jun 9, 2008 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Great film

The artist formerly known as Katal

by Katal LM on Jun 9, 2008 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

really?

Some Like it Hot is AFI’s Best Comedy Ever.
Wilder’s underrated like Griffey’s underrated.

by yuniform on Jun 9, 2008 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hahahahahah

I totally get that awesome dude

by marinator on Jun 9, 2008 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hilarious

The artist formerly known as Katal

by Katal LM on Jun 9, 2008 5:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Graceful son of a bitch

Might need a Richie Sexson Is Really Good At Defense sidebar before long.

by Jeff on Jun 9, 2008 5:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The above gif is not my best work

but my Raul just missed + strut gif is

by JI on Jun 9, 2008 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hope a lot

so I’m betting on that one.

by Matthew on Jun 9, 2008 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

How do you not shit?

I don’t mean that sarcastically, seriously that’s just amazing how do you do it?

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Jun 9, 2008 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I apologize

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Jun 9, 2008 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fucking Graham

Always the asshole comedian. You should do asshole comedy tours with other assholes like Denis Leary

by marinator on Jun 9, 2008 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Snap!

The artist formerly known as Katal

by Katal LM on Jun 9, 2008 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did I hurt your feelings?

If so, please try to be less retarded in the future

by Graham on Jun 9, 2008 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I just hope both versions go away

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Jun 9, 2008 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's somehow OPSing .782....

It may be possible that he’d only help us towards our goal of a Strasburg Christmas if he played the field, because he’d out OPS our current DH by .180 points :(

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Jun 9, 2008 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My hope is that with Griffey once again TFOTF

Raul can told to go fuck him self and not let the door hit him in the ass on the way out.

by JI on Jun 9, 2008 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Boy, Skydome is such a happening place.

Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.

by PhilKenSebben on Jun 9, 2008 5:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What doesn't?

The artist formerly known as Katal

by Katal LM on Jun 9, 2008 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Senior's getaway weekends.

Brought to you by Carl's Jr.

by acblue on Jun 9, 2008 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Welcome to the Dontrelle Willis Funride

Don’t get your hopes up it involves a lot of standing around and walking.

by Matthew on Jun 9, 2008 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why did you even predict that?

Everyone remembers how awesome he was four years ago, right?

The artist formerly known as Katal

by Katal LM on Jun 9, 2008 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow, i am out of date

I though Brian Tallet was a starting prospect for the Indians.

Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.

by PhilKenSebben on Jun 9, 2008 6:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I can't wait for the day...

Today Starting Line-up …

DH Ibanez
RF Balentien
LF Reed

... I mean is it really that hard to figure out?

by Edgar for Mayor on Jun 9, 2008 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

David Eckstein is a little piece of fuck

challenge his ass you ass wagon.

by JI on Jun 9, 2008 6:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Or hit him in the ear.

Brought to you by Carl's Jr.

by acblue on Jun 9, 2008 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hi Mark Lowe

so nice of you to join us

by seattlebruin on Jun 9, 2008 6:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Mac is doing all he can to manage us to Strasburg

with his hit & runs and defensive subs

by snow on Jun 9, 2008 6:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Can Dickey start 3 days in a row?

Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.

by PhilKenSebben on Jun 9, 2008 6:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FUND IT

Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.

by PhilKenSebben on Jun 9, 2008 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Felix-Bedard-Dickey-Dickey-Dickey

Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.

by PhilKenSebben on Jun 9, 2008 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I would conuter with

Felix, dickey, Bedard, Dickey, day off/Morroow

by JI on Jun 9, 2008 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don’t see what you did there. :o

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Jun 9, 2008 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The way I remember how to spell tomorrow

is by thinking “Mclaren goes To-Morrow for the save”

by Robert on Jun 9, 2008 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

instead of "Spahn, Sain and pray for rain"

“Felix, Erik, and pray for not too many wild pitches”

by yuniform on Jun 9, 2008 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

At FanFest McLaren said that he likes to "look at the numbers"

Throughout the season I’ve kept wondering exactly what numbers he’s looked at so far, and how he’s felt about them.

The artist formerly known as Katal

by Katal LM on Jun 9, 2008 6:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Arthur Rhodes v. Fatt Stairs?

it’s 1997 all over again

Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.

by PhilKenSebben on Jun 9, 2008 6:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

John McDonald is pinch hitting?

There’s something you don’t see every day

by seattlebruin on Jun 9, 2008 6:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs