6/6: Open Game Thread, Part 2
Yeah, I'm just as surprised as you are.
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by PhilKenSebben on Jun 6, 2008 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions
colon sucks
i dont know why you guys are at all surprised
http://inplaynoouts.blogspot.com/ - A blog about teams I like, written by me.
BrianL: Scaring off posters with his intimidating jpgs
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 6, 2008 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions
It wasn't dead
Until we [COATHANGER]ed it… then it was dead
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by Robert Lintott on Jun 6, 2008 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions
-[COATHANGER]=abortion
-[COATHANGER]ed=abortioned
-The proper word is aborted
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 6, 2008 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions
How would I make this meme grammatically correct?
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by Robert Lintott on Jun 6, 2008 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Ahhhh, my bad
Another mistake like that would be proof that I should have been [COATHANGERED]
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by Robert Lintott on Jun 6, 2008 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Thing I though I would see today
Did not include a Will Smith rap album reference… bravo
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by Robert Lintott on Jun 6, 2008 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions
i refuse to capitalize now that ive been asked
no punctuation either. well, maybe that period.
but seriously though, the angels let him go for a reason.
http://inplaynoouts.blogspot.com/ - A blog about teams I like, written by me.
Protest like this isn't going to get you far.
Shape up with the shift.
I don't think the solution is to capitalize every word
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 6, 2008 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuck that shit

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by PhilKenSebben on Jun 6, 2008 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
smaller, ect..
my resize shut off
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by PhilKenSebben on Jun 6, 2008 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions
i guess they count too
but as far as im concerned, in a game thread, its the equivalent of a chatroom/instant message, so i dont bother.
banning me would be pointless but fun, i guess….i mostly lurk anyways
http://inplaynoouts.blogspot.com/ - A blog about teams I like, written by me.
This is in no ways a chatroom or IM window.
Treating it like such will get you kicked out.
Last warning.
I don't really get it
Why bother with punctuation and all that shit? I mean, why? We’re chatting. This is, in no way, any different than a chatroom, except we’re not all 13 and/or pedophiles.
http://inplaynoouts.blogspot.com/ - A blog about teams I like, written by me.
Because although we are just BS'ing with each other while watching a game
We hold ourselves to a higher intellectual standard than “omg ms are bad lol”.
Even the (mostly) illiterate can capitalize
...and add punctuation. Your obsession with dead memes (and live ones) is far more indicative of the intellectual aura around a site.
Either way, I’m done…I was just curious.
http://inplaynoouts.blogspot.com/ - A blog about teams I like, written by me.
Raben builds giant space station and conquers Small Magellanic Cloud.
continuity
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
Who is this and where is Sexson?
Cause if all Sexson had to do to hit was move his foot…I am going to kill some personnel
Hey, the Giants are up 8-0 as well. We ARE the same team.
We’re playing teh Red Sox, and they’re playin – oh, never mind.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
I love that even when we are smashing the Sox in Fenway on Felix Day
we still make up stuff to amuse us
Any idea why MLB.tv was sucking tonight?
Or did you guys not have that problem?
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
I could get it to load for about an hour
And all the mlb sites (Mariners, MLB.com, etc) were being really really slow
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by Robert Lintott on Jun 6, 2008 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions
So yea,
We’ll have to put up with “Now the Mariners look like a playoff team” for a while before Batista craps the bed tomorrow.
Holy crap!
Someone who’s played that game!
by Crystal for DH on Jun 6, 2008 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Babe Rith>>>>>>>>>>WFB
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by PhilKenSebben on Jun 6, 2008 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions
oh christ i need this

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by PhilKenSebben on Jun 6, 2008 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions
i am indifferent toward their opponents.
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by PhilKenSebben on Jun 6, 2008 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Agreed
Boston needs zero more championships
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
Well they only have two in the last 20 years or so.
That’s not many.
Did they take away the Pats tainted wins already?
Or do you not consider Them to be a Boston team, as Foxburo ain’t exactly in Boston. Or maybe your old school and don’t recognize the Unified Football trophy. Screw you AFC.
Two for the Red Sox, three for the Patriots.
Five since 2001 , and they’re threatening to get another in the NBA. That’s a healthy number.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
Regardless I'm sick of seeing Boston fans being happy.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
The Giants took care of some of that.
Thank you, Eli Manning.
Just bring up spying everytime you meet one and no matter what they respond with
just say their wins no longer count.
When I was little we went to a Rev game at the old Foxburo
That was one miserable experience.
I'm conflicted.
I don’t want the Celtics as a franchise to win a title. However, I do want Ray Allen to get one.
I also hate the Lakers.
Let's keep it to Seattle sports teams
Too soon?
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by Robert Lintott on Jun 6, 2008 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions
WAY TOO SOON
MY FRIEND DIED FROM THE MOVEMENT OF SPORTS TEAMS
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 6, 2008 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions
My friend moved the sports team
That killed your friend
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by Robert Lintott on Jun 6, 2008 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions
How is grammar nazism annoying?
A few more steps and we can make all the people who don’t capitalize wear patches of the shift key on their arms.
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 6, 2008 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Buried in a meltdown of tits
I wish I didn’t know what you were talking about so I could enjoy the visual
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by Robert Lintott on Jun 6, 2008 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Melting tits is an enjoyable visual?
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 6, 2008 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Well not when you put it that way
I was envisioning more a “cascade of tits”
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by Robert Lintott on Jun 6, 2008 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Who Says That?
Some people cut themselves. I root for the Mariners.
by ColbyInBoston on Jun 6, 2008 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Didn't Bip Roberts have a 12 minute AB one time?
Some people cut themselves. I root for the Mariners.
by ColbyInBoston on Jun 6, 2008 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions
This game is what happens when you get your hits at the right time
11 hits, 2 BB, 8 runs.
People at work are starting to think I'm retarded I think
I am giggling every 3 or 4 seconds reading this thread.. not complainin.
i hope i never get banned from LL
i will not be able to watch baseball normally again.
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You could move and get a new IP address
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 6, 2008 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions
nah, i like to be legit
im moving next month anyway
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by PhilKenSebben on Jun 6, 2008 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions
If Sexson gets back on track after this...
I don’t know
Only one of the hits was really hit well
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
Why is that good?
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by Robert Lintott on Jun 6, 2008 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Zero sum game?
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by Robert Lintott on Jun 6, 2008 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions
This Is Reverse Mojo
Since the Celtics beat the Lakers yesterday.
All Games and Comments are Subject to Blackout
There are your caps
Some people cut themselves. I root for the Mariners.
by ColbyInBoston on Jun 6, 2008 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Only if luck be a lady tonight
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by Robert Lintott on Jun 6, 2008 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I saw him hit a HR
...then he had an emergency appendectomy the next day.
Some people cut themselves. I root for the Mariners.
by ColbyInBoston on Jun 6, 2008 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Excuse me, sirs, but the Mariners are occupying the wrong part of the scoreboard
The zero should be in front of them and the crooked number should belong to the other team.
Anyone know who that random dude is doing commentary with Niehaus on the radio?
No way
That’s awesome. I am an unabashed Dan Wilson fan
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by Robert Lintott on Jun 6, 2008 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Be that as it may
When I first got into baseball, I was a catcher. So it was natural. It’s stuff like that which can’t be explained. It’s like wondering why I like the Mariners.
In the name of the Bedard, the Felix, and the Ichiro, amen.
by Robert Lintott on Jun 6, 2008 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions
See, there is no explaining that
And I stick by Dan Wilson
Raben died for your sins.
by Robert Lintott on Jun 6, 2008 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Tino Martinez and Erik Hanson
People I like named Erik need to stop getting injured
My first baseball team was the Padres.
Bip Roberts boyeeeeee!
When I first started watching baseball in the 80's we had A's games simulcast
I was an uncanny Bob Welch fan.
I used to live next door to him.
True story.
Some people cut themselves. I root for the Mariners.
by ColbyInBoston on Jun 6, 2008 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions
No joke -
He and his wife are super nice.
Some people cut themselves. I root for the Mariners.
by ColbyInBoston on Jun 6, 2008 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Thank you!

"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
Yeah, thanks.

Where’s the skeet skeet pic?
Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.
oh, he asked for the skeet.
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by PhilKenSebben on Jun 6, 2008 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions
fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you
you’re cool, fuck you, fuck you

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by PhilKenSebben on Jun 6, 2008 6:46 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Clubbin' Baby Seals
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by PhilKenSebben on Jun 6, 2008 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions
You ought to start doing it with one fiddle cat for each win
Raben died for your sins.
by Robert Lintott on Jun 6, 2008 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Our current record is 22 Fiddle Cats to 39 Strasburg Christmases
by Robert on Jun 6, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Closer to SAS=Good.
Although without a FO change he’ll simply give us the supersick bullpen of Fields-Morrow-Strasburg-Putz.
Go Nova
Sox suck!

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DAMMIT RICHIE!
You’re too tall. We can’t see Nicole Z’s rack.
a glorious rack
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by PhilKenSebben on Jun 6, 2008 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Mmmmmm glorious rack

Raben died for your sins.
by Robert Lintott on Jun 6, 2008 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Okay, I don't get this
So Shannon’s ‘guest’ on her radio postgame interview was Raul, and according to Rizzs, all ‘guests’ on the KOMO Mariners postgame receive a free gift card to Cutter’s Bayhouse.
What good does a gift card to a restaurant do for a player who makes no less than a few hundred thousand dollars a year and, in many cases, several million per? I mean… do they even think about this shit?
Meanwhile, back to basking in a rare Mariners victory.
The good news about him
Nothing looks unfixable
by Edgar for Mayor on Jun 6, 2008 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes its long
He gets under the ball alot.
by Edgar for Mayor on Jun 6, 2008 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions
So.. why is Balentien still up?
Also, apparently another little perk to this comments automatically marked new phenomenon is that threads I haven’t read are marked as read as well. Awesome.
We don't negotiate with terrorists.
Also, was today Good Felix, Average Felix or Bad and Lucky Felix?
We don't negotiate with terrorists.
Wasn't awesome Felix,
but he did induce more ground balls today. I’d go with pretty good Felix.
I also should point out he was getting squeezed a little.
At least one of those walks should have been a strikeout.
Dammit this is one long commercial break.
Where is my Rays feed?
Oh great work, MLB.TV.
Bring me back in after two outs are recorded.
Nice
MLB.com
King Felix reigns in Boston
Felix Hernandez extended his Fenway Park scoreless streak to 15 innings.
Needs more beer.
Jason Ellison, your Seattle Mariners legacy will not be forgotten.
Needs more Chacarron.
Jason Ellison, your Seattle Mariners legacy will not be forgotten.
So apparently the winning formula is
Upper management explosion +
Field Manager Explosion +
Boston +
= Win
House Season Finale Part 2 on USA
With no OTH to watch I can embrace the awesomeness of House
Go Nova
So even though I have very little background.
Wow. Fantastic episode.
It almost got a little dusty here at the end
Go Nova

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