6/30: Open Game Thread, Part 2
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 30, 2008 7:26 PM PDT
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I detest anti-intellectualism.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 30, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
He hates you.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 30, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Pizza Hut.
It’s bad, but Papa John’s is atrocious.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 30, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Papa Johns
If you go with Pizza Hut you might as well save your money and go lick a plate slicked with grease.
What better way to celebrate Canada day
then in their beloved neighbor’s country, the good ol’ U.S of A.
The Moore I think about it, the dumber that move is. I mean, by the end of this year we'll have a great young catcher who will have Clemented himself in the lineup.
And we have another one waiting.
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 30, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
You're gonna' make the most of this immunity, aren't you?
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 30, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Every time I see this Comcast commercial, I will call them out.
Fuck you, Comcast. FiOS is way better than your shit.
Cue the LL gawkers.
You have a friend in the stadium.
Whoops.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 30, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
That's what Mrs. Silva said.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 30, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
HIS HADN'T POSTED YET!
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 30, 2008 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Sounds like a one night stand with Willie Boom Boom lol
by JI on Jun 30, 2008 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Do you have a girl over?
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 30, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
God I weigh more than Matt Stairs.
Up until this point even Super Size Me didn’t shake my quest to eat as poorly as I could everyday of my life, but this might do it.
The other one's more menacing.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 30, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
It's the second sentence that does it.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 30, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Not really, he's made heinous calls in our favor too
just not as many.
My house is much hotter inside than outside.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 30, 2008 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
The only time I leave the house is when I am banned.
by JI on Jun 30, 2008 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
That must have been a liberating four minutes.
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 30, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
It was a cloudless 80 degrees yesterday
it was a cloudless 79 degrees today
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 30, 2008 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
It's about the same here the past three days.
It’s just much much much warmer inside a giant indoor soccer arena.
Isn't Spring the nicest part of the year there?
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 30, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
My sister says the summers are unbearable
but she lives in the Yukon delta, so the weather is probably way different. When I was in Anchorage in July a few years back it rained the whole time.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 30, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Should I pick up acblue for Graham? Graham hasn't posted a lot in the last day, and it's really hurting my post count
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 30, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm Cairo.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 30, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Added weight?
All that beer catching up to him?
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Jun 30, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
The only categories kept are recs, greenposts, and House%,
by JI on Jun 30, 2008 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I think times banned should be kept
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 30, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Today's 300 character fact of the day:
Doc Holliday was an actual doctor, graduating from the Philadelphia School of Dentistry.
Strike three looking!
Fausto Carmona says “hey wtf?”
Put a little more thought in your post, don't just use some random fact
Two more strikes and you’re banned.
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 30, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I paid to watch them in person three days in a row
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 30, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I have cable pretty much only because of baseball.
And that shit’s pricey.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 30, 2008 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Nor have I.
Got my tickets for free and still felt like he owed me something.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Jun 30, 2008 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Roy Halladay is fucking awesome.
There’s no way around it.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Jun 30, 2008 8:43 PM PDT reply actions
Those people also probably have been had by quite a few eBay scammers.
A real Jr. Rookie card, for 99c? SCORE!
That it's actually run by nazis?
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 30, 2008 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
The bigger this image gets, the shittier of a photoshop job it appears
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 30, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh my.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 30, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
LFoJL would confuse the hell out of anyone who didn't understand the context
.......What is the context again?
I wonder what people who work for Adobe would think of this website.
One Vision, One Purpose
Peace Through Power
OH GOD WHAT HAVE WE DONE!
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 30, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Jesus Christ Tapdancing on a Cracker!!!!!!
A bunch of blasphemous heathens!
Dave Sims, Prophet of Doom
First with the “I thought Felix was going to have to put down like Barbaro,” and now “I guess someone is just going to have to buy it before MLB puts up nets down the line.”
HOW MUCH BLOOD WILL IT TAKE TO SATISFY YOU, SIMS?!!?
by Jordan of Boise on Jun 30, 2008 8:50 PM PDT reply actions
So rays win and yanks and red sox lose?
This day is perking up.
Pleasant summer night?
It was cloudy and 80. Pleasant my ass.
One Vision, One Purpose
Peace Through Power
Why do they send a mic with the rally fry girl?
They never broadcast anything over it.
Ugh.
You should(n’t) watch the Ranger’s home games. They do at least one of those every game. It’s like watching “people on the street” newscasts.
When I'm elected president Jim Knox is the first to the gas chamber
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 30, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
It would be smarter to burn one of your secret murders on him.
by JI on Jun 30, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Are you kidding?
Imagine the trap we could set…
1) Get every LLer to shave their kid’s head and fake a cancer ward outing
2) Bait the Rally Fries Girl into interviewing one of the brave little boogers
3) Kid very adorably tells the microphone that coming to the ballpark has been the happiest day of his life because he has good seats by the left field line and he loves watching Raul Ibanez play HORRIBLE DEFENSE FIRE VIDRO BURN THE TREE
by Jordan of Boise on Jun 30, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
If someone can get BURN THE TREE on a M's broadcast,
I’ll send them 20$ over Paypal.
I've seen her get lost/confused before she delivers the package.
by JI on Jun 30, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm starting to think that the bat producers are sending inferior bats to the Mariners,
because, you know, why not?
According to FOX Maple Bats are the #1 killer in America.
by JI on Jun 30, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Gays with Maple Bats are more dangerous than Al-Qaeda
by Jordan of Boise on Jun 30, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Gays with Maple Bats is my new band name
Since Sleipnir was taken by pleasant Nazis.
by Jordan of Boise on Jun 30, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Gays with maple bats are too preoccupied to cause any harm
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 30, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
Nothing is more dangerous then Al-Qaeda.....
They are going to follow us home…
I don't get this...
who in the hell has UNUSED cell phones laying around?
I save old ones for such purposes.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 30, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh wait, you said unused.
Yeah, that is kind of asking a lot.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 30, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Is that a Red imposter on the fhird base side?
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Jun 30, 2008 9:03 PM PDT reply actions
Well, he's got the wild mane of hair
But I do not sense awesomeness.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Jun 30, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Halladay's an ungly motherfucker without the facial hair.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Jun 30, 2008 9:05 PM PDT reply actions
I think the swing was so quick the human eye can't pick it up.
by JI on Jun 30, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Does this count as a drunkpost?
Or at least should it?
Being laid by LFoJL is like having a porcupine thrown at your butthole
Hundreds of little pokes
by Jordan of Boise on Jun 30, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
No please.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 30, 2008 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Thinking about baseball doesn't work if you think about Jose.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 30, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Not his fault,
he heard a Janeane Garofalo movie starting.
It was scored as struck out looking...
but he was just starting his swing
Yay!
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 30, 2008 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
He's thrusting harder and faster in the better, gayer, one.
by JI on Jun 30, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
This is my favorite.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 30, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Sam Smith's Oatmeal Stout is better than I remember.
Which is impressive because I loved it before.
Frank Caliendo is playing at Emerald Queen?
How’d that TBS show work out for ya Frank?
If Frank Caliendo and Ted Nugent are there the same night
I’d like to have two big bowls of 9-11 sent to their rooms.
by Jordan of Boise on Jun 30, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Nuge is a douche, but he fuckin' wails.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 30, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Not anymore.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 30, 2008 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I can't figure out if Mark Lowe is back to form or
if he’s never going to be and we just get inconsistent awesomeness.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Jun 30, 2008 9:16 PM PDT reply actions
Holy shit I just missed an inning.
Since when does that happen for our side?
Thanks, now I'm not sleeping tonight.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 30, 2008 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
This is the sound that Jeffcat makes in my imagination
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 30, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Aztecs with Death Static would have ruled the ancient world.
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 30, 2008 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
yes yes yes
This is how I felt when I discovered Pearl Jam when I was 16.
by JI on Jun 30, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Lowe 3 innings?
Stretching out for starting????
bwahahah
WTF is that shit?
“And all available bullpen arms?
I thought the game had ended an hour ago
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 30, 2008 9:31 PM PDT reply actions
bahahaha, Zito 5IP 6H, 5R, 5BB 6K 1HR
on the way to a loss.
But Rockies lose
God damn that division.
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 30, 2008 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
They forgot to copyright Fluketober.
Suck it Tulowitski,
One Vision, One Purpose
Peace Through Power
I think he called the original an alcoholic.
Which, okay, sure, but what does that have to do with anything?
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 30, 2008 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
He's an alcoholic?
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 30, 2008 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I knew a guy back in high school named Jake Peavy who would suck dick for smack
But this Jake Peavy, yeah he’s a pretty good pitcher.
Fuck.
Also, Jimenez? Ick.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 30, 2008 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
It's almost as though...
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 30, 2008 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Keep in mind that it's retroative to his last appearence.
Doesn’t mean all that much—they may just be skipping his next two starts.
Probably just letting him get healthy during the all star break
But it does kind of indicate that the sprain ended up being worse than they first reported.
This means he'll probably start the friday after the AS game
fuck fuck shit fuck ass taint fuck
by JI on Jun 30, 2008 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Goddamn it.
He would have made the all star team, too.
Larry Stone is an amusing man.
With David Eckstein starting for Toronto and Willie Bloomquist for Seattle, I’ll bet the shortstop position has never witnessed so much grit in one game.
He also is not amused with Tits.
I was surprised to see that Batista denied ever saying, after his last start, anything about other pitchers on the Mariners going on the disabled list when they felt pain. Since I was one of the writers quoting him, I took that personally. Just to be sure, I listened to the tape again. He said it.
I love Larry Stone.
I am beginning to actively dislike Batista the person.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 30, 2008 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I always forget how funny Kevin Nealon is.
I’m running through the third season of Weeds, and he’s killing me.
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