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Willie Bloomquist and the Silver Lining

Things that make me happy about the 2008 Mariners, No. 4:

Willie Bloomquist will not be returning next year.

Ok, I don't have any justification or inside information to back that up, but look at this.

 

WFB vs. Cairo 2008 Playing Time
GamesGSPADef. Sub
PHPR
Cairo, April 9 1 6 3 1 4
Cairo, May 17 10 50 2 3 2
WFB, April
13 7 30 1 4 1
WFB, May
12 3 16 2 4 3

Def. Sub is defensive substitutions.  PH/PR are appearances as such, but include that one time WFB batted for Jeff Clement in the bottom of the 9th.

Applying a little linear regression to Willie's playing time reveals that on Saturday, June 21, versus the Atlanta Braves, Willie F. Bloomquist will cease to exist.  [His estimated PA/tmG will reach zero.]

 

Poll
Is Willie Bloomquist a member of the 2009 Mariners?
Yes, the M's just can't quit WFB
61 votes
No, not even his hot wife can save him now
15 votes

76 votes | Poll has closed

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Nah. The Mariners won't let him go.

He’s a local white boy, he’s been in their organization since they drafted him and he defines grit.

"Hole in one, eh?"

by Coach Owens on Jun 3, 2008 11:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I feel sorry for the guy.

even WFB is superior to Cairo

Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.

by PhilKenSebben on Jun 4, 2008 5:38 AM PDT reply actions  

My money is on.....

the M’s hoping to turn him into the next Ibanez.

by TheEmrys on Jun 4, 2008 7:39 AM PDT reply actions  

Just noticed something about Ibanez

He’s been a pretty good triples hitter. Yeah, he’s left handed, but I’d never think of him as “fast on the basebaths.” However, he’s had 5 or more triples in 5 of the last 7 years.

by TheEmrys on Jun 4, 2008 7:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Meh.

He’s no Phil Bradley…

Ill Ligitamus Non Carberendum

by PositivePaul on Jun 4, 2008 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

I actually like having Willie on the team

yeah, he’s no regular, but he’s useful as long as he isn’t playing every day. And God, he’s certainly better than Cairo

by seattlebruin on Jun 4, 2008 9:51 AM PDT reply actions  

It has gotten pretty sad around Mariner land

we’re complaining that Willie isn’t getting enough playing time.

by Jed MC on Jun 4, 2008 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, he might be one of the nine best position players on the team

Of no other MLB team could that possibly be said… except maybe the Giants

by seattlebruin on Jun 4, 2008 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ok this makes me soooo sad

2008 Mariners: .249/.306/.384
WFB (Career): .257/.314/.324

Those two are way too close.

by Edgar for Pres on Jun 4, 2008 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is all because of the dreaded shellfish incident

Bad PR for the Mariners. They’ll have to let him go

Aussie, Aussie, Aussie

by Brian Floyd on Jun 4, 2008 4:38 PM PDT reply actions  

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