6/3: Open Game Thread, Part 3
Just a couple more Angel errors and we might have ourselves a ballgame.
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The Angels just got Wood
snickersnicker
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 3, 2008 9:11 PM PDT reply actions
I'm sorely tempted to show up to "the feed"
In a washburn shirt with a Vidro jersey over it
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
I think that this...

...is what some Mariner fans are after…
While it explains a lot…could it be worse that what we have??? I think not.
by Korova Milkbar Ultra Violence on Jun 3, 2008 9:13 PM PDT reply actions
the internet
Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.
by PhilKenSebben on Jun 3, 2008 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Just Google "gay baseball fans"...lotsa laughs...
by Korova Milkbar Ultra Violence on Jun 3, 2008 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Mike Piazza
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by PhilKenSebben on Jun 3, 2008 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
You don't need to say "you" to me...E-VER...
by Korova Milkbar Ultra Violence on Jun 3, 2008 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, wait...
...are you a Manager? My bad…if I wash your car and mow your lawn, will you let me live?
by Korova Milkbar Ultra Violence on Jun 3, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Why would you want to minimize a big gay baseball player?
Shouldn’t you say MAXIMIZE???
by Korova Milkbar Ultra Violence on Jun 3, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Nathanho, everybody
everybody, Nathanho.
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 3, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
You'll have to educate me...seriously, please clue me in.
The reference is going right over my head.
The weird thing is...sitting where we are right now, that thread makes a lot more sense.
Back then it obviously seemed perverse (I haven’t read the whole thing yet, dunno if he became more obviously trollish), but seriously, isn’t that what we’re saying now, roughly?
Whatever, he’s posting gay pr0n baseball cheesecake, so screw him.
if you want to get Matthew or Jeff excited...
you have to at least show some nutsack
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
They don't have the means are equipment
but they did last 5 hours…
by JI on Jun 3, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
And they certainly disagree with our political stances.
Shhhh.
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Yeah I just got home.
I’ll only be on half an hour though.
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I'm sure that this was intended for your IM window
and was typed here on accident
by JI on Jun 3, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
It was for Jeff and you
So you would have something to look forward to at 10.
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I don't like having to watch the Giants either
Poor Barry Zito.
All Games and Comments are Subject to Blackout
seconded
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by PhilKenSebben on Jun 3, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't like your screenname because it sounds too much like poopbear
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 3, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Arredondo sounds nothing like Vidro
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 3, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
i'm sure you're being sarcastic
but i THINK he was getting at the jose’s, good sir.
wlad for president '08
Too busy with Deadliest Catch.
JI’s filling in.
I was just watching deadliest catch.
Forgot how intense it is.
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Or Pee-Wee Herman
I fucking hate you Mariners
that would be accurate.
wouldn’t it be funnier to have a more ironic, manly voice?
wlad for president '08
So you want to get rid of Burke and sign Mirabelli?
I fucking hate you Mariners
The only thing I've taken pleasure from over the last few games is Dickey.
GOOD THING WE KEPT HIM IN THE MINORS FOR ALMOST A MONTH WHILE WE STOOD AROUND WITH OUR DICKS IN OUR HANDS.
nah, it's all soccer moms who think it is cool.
Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.
by PhilKenSebben on Jun 3, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
As long as he gets away with it, works for me!
Seriously, he’s pretty much the only Mariner I enjoy watching right now. Even Felix scares me these days…I’m just expecting his arm to explode or something awful.
Bizzaroooo

I made an egg for you
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 3, 2008 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
im bizarro stormy
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by PhilKenSebben on Jun 3, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I actually exceeded in vocabulary and lit state testing.
But not math :(
Okay don’t get on me for that. That’s the only personal-life comment from me tonight.
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I would have done grate on the SATs if it weren't for the math section.
by JI on Jun 3, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
never took the sat's
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by PhilKenSebben on Jun 3, 2008 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I like how the shift key jpg is used to signify a plead for proper capitalization
and JI’s shift key jpg has shift in lowercase.
and me.
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by PhilKenSebben on Jun 3, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
You are just jealous
That’s what Steve Jobs tells me.
by Fin on Jun 3, 2008 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Pretty much all shift keys are written in lowercase, right?
The ones on my two laptops are both lowercase.
I'm sorry you have a Dell
I bought two Dell laptops before swearing I would never have anything to do with that brand ever again. Fuck you, Inspiron. Fuck you.
I’m rocking a sweet HP now, as a graduation gift.
My two Dell laptops have been magnificent
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 3, 2008 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
IBM are fantastic machines.
I miss my T43 like nobody’s business.
IBMs are fantastic machines, but too expensive.
The HP I’ve got is a nice compromise between awesomeness (17 inch screen, but heavy) and price point.
I used to get deals on IBMs back in school.
I really want a tiny laptop but cannot find anything that combines my desire for inexpensive but not shit.
Shame money is an obstacle.
Lenovo’s new X300 is one hell of a machine. Price will come down once they start selling one with a non-flash drive.
I really wanted one with linux on it
basically an entirely bare bones machine with a 10-12” screen that I can take when I travel so I don’t lug around my 15.4”
Like the ASUS if it weren’t shit.
I've got a four-year old R50p that still runs and performs like a champ.
I’ll eventually replace it with an X300, but I’m still happy with this one.
New Dell laptops are awesome.
Older ones had some issues, but my sister’s is badass.
-aaron c.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 4, 2008 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions
All three of mine are capitalized
and even still, I find it funny regardless.
any of it.
Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.
by PhilKenSebben on Jun 3, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I remember when I got to college, people kept asking each other what their SATs were.
Yes, I went to an intensely competitive, super-nerdy college. And I’m about to graduate from an intensely competitive, super-nerdy law school.
I’ve finally come to terms with the reality that I am, in fact, an intensely competitive super-nerd.
Same here. It was a common topic for the first week of freshman year.
I had fun telling people I scored like a 1000 or something.
That actually would have been the cool response.
“Yeah, I got a 1100. You see that building over there? It’s named after my dad.”
I did that all the time
because coincidentally there is a Carruth building at Penn.
Alas, that wasn’t unusual at all so it didn’t elicit much of a response.
You went to Penn? Like a third of my high school graduating class went there.
But yeah, that’s exactly the sort of school where that shit happened. Me, I went to Johns Hopkins…you get the idea. It’s like Penn except more cutthroat and with much uglier people.
Where exactly is Johns Hopkins?
I’ve gotten offers from there, I just knew it was back east.
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It was more like a "keep going the way you're going and we're interested
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No, it was more like a form letter they send to every person in the country.
Reality is going to be harsh.
Don't I get any credit for being a kid on LL?
That means I’m pretty cool, right?
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Do you usually hang out with people 10 years older than you?
by JI on Jun 3, 2008 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Not usually
But I do, however, click with them better. They get me more.
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Maybe they do
and that’s the sad part
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 3, 2008 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
No really
If it makes you feel any better, basically only adults and kids older than me like me.
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This phenomenon is not manifesting itself as you are leading me to believe
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 3, 2008 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I didn't say you guys
Adults in real life, and high schoolers I know from other Mariners blogs, to name a few.
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I think I know what he's talking about
If you score highly on some middle school tests John Hopkins will offer you some piddly scholarship if you keep it up, I got offered the same thing.
It's nothing special
As long as you aren’t a complete retard they’ll send that to you
I was bored one month so I saved every single form letter colleges sent me
I ended up with something around 85.
Now that I have a job my collegiate background doesn't mean anything anymore
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 3, 2008 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions
It can be used to belittle you
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 3, 2008 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
http://www.trincoll.edu/
The only people I know for a fact I lose to here are Matthew and Graham.
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 3, 2008 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
You lose to me.
Not like it really matters anymore. Once you get into law school THAT name is all that matters, not your undergrad. And in fact, your law school name IS something that follows you around for the rest of your professional career.
Wow...that came off remarkably douchey.
by esoteric on Jun 3, 2008 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Don't worry about it
People who can back up their awesomeness are lauded here.
I fucking hate guys with British accents
They get so much college tail. It’s sickening. Positively sickening.
This is example #134132 of how Graham is smarter than us
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 3, 2008 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Example #134133 of how Graham is dumber than us
He went to college in England where his accent gets him no play.
I didn't realize the examples of him being dumber and smarter
were that neck and neck
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 3, 2008 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Well us Americans have the upper hand in Austrailia
From what I have heard. Aussie girls dig american accents.
This intrigues me
if only Australia weren’t a total deathtrap.
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 3, 2008 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions
uhh...
There was a time when I was entering stops into google maps and it got confused as it is wont to do and tried to direct me to drive to England. I much appreciated the part where it got to the Atlantic coast and then directed me to swim across the Atlantic.
I'd like to know the estimated transportation time
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 3, 2008 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I've heard stories of people calling traveling agencies
and wanting to know the best route to drive to Hawaii.
by JI on Jun 3, 2008 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I think most foreign girls outside england dig American accents and find them sophisticated
But you wouldn’t have to learn a new language with Australians
But Graham returns in a month
Advantage Graham.
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 3, 2008 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Plus he's only going back to WA
That’ll cost him points.
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 3, 2008 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
upon refreshing this window
mine was indeed first.
by JI on Jun 3, 2008 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh right
I also lose to you. But on the plus side Baltimore is one of the few cities in the country that sucks worse than Hartford.
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 3, 2008 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I freely concede that. Baltimore is a cesspool
On the other hand, The Wire has given me a sort of retroactive gritty credibility. Nowadays I just say “I went to college in WEST BALTIMORE, SON.”
Then I sling some dope.
People usually just ask me about the Whale
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 3, 2008 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Born and raised?
Did you spend most of your days on the playground?
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 3, 2008 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
You will lose to me once I apply to Harvard, Yale, Brown, Oxford, and MIT
I am 100% certain I will get accepted to all of these schools
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 3, 2008 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Stanford never sent me an application and I asked twice
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 3, 2008 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I think I'll go to college in LA
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 3, 2008 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Go to college in LA :)
It’s the best thing you’ll ever do
by seattlebruin on Jun 3, 2008 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm going to look at UCLA in July
Is it nice?
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 3, 2008 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
UCLA is really, really nice
as a whole package – academically, a lot of it depends on the program, but most of UCLA’s undergrad programs are solidly top 25-30.
In terms of campus/social life, I’d say that our campus is decent, not great (we have nothing on UW, for instance). Social life is pretty much typical college stuff the first two years, then when you move out of the dorms, all of SoCal is in driving distance, so there’s a shit ton to do.
And if you like hoops, we have a pretty good basketball team :)
I might just apply to them
with a college essay that says, “Dear (School), you are my backup”
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 3, 2008 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
My tip: take some finance and accounting classes along the way
to a BA degree.
I am already taking accounting at Community college as a pre req
and I am most likely going to be required to take at least a couple of finance and management classes as well as marketing in the business program. I am happy that I already almost have two years done with school (have to take one more accounting over the summer though).
Harvard rejected everybody from my high school class.
I remember there being a major shitstorm of controversy about it.
Honestly, if you know you're going to go to law school, ANY expensive UG is a waste.
Just kick the shit out of your GPA at a weaker school, rock the LSAT, and you’re better positioned to get into a top law school than all those guys with lower grades and scores from Ivy League schools.
This is true.
Did you know 100% you were going law?
I have flashbacks to how many people on my freshman hall said they were going to med school.
Number of them who actually did: 0
Though 95% of people I knew who went to grad went Law.
I hope to god you aren't serious
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 3, 2008 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't want you to take this the wrong way:
You are exceedingly unlikely to ever get into Johns Hopkins.
And it’s in Baltimore, MD. The land of The Wire.
P.S. Hey, at least they pronounce your alma mater correctly.
You have no idea how much hearing “John Hopkins” enrages me.
At least they know it's a good school.
Or do they? Do they just think it’s a med school?
People really think it's just a med school.
They don’t realize it’s got a top department in nearly every discipline except mathematics. I majored in history there myself…fantastic program.
Oh, the number of times I got the question “what kind of doctor do you want to be?” when I said where I was going to school…
Too bad you didn't get a phD in history from there.
That would be highly amusing.
That's actually what I would usually say.
“I want to be a doctor of history.”
Typical response: mute, uncomprehending stare.
Then you go
I… WANT… TO…. BE… A …
and so forth.
Our university is awesome and we get confused for a state school.
Why wouldn’t we be sore about that? Fuck you Ben Franklin, you should have come up with a more clever name.
Oh Raul
Why did you have to start out hot, convincing the Mariners that you’re good and thereby tricking them into thinking about contract extensions and such.
Does A-Rod have to hit the head?
He’s doing a little full bladder shifting.
So he'll pitch like Phil Niekro until he's 50?
Great, sign me up.
by eponymous_coward on Jun 3, 2008 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I like this
King Felix
Bedard
Morrow
RRS
Dickey
with Silva, Washburn and Batista throwing garbage AND garbage relief.
by eponymous_coward on Jun 3, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
No, hallucinating.
Let’s face it, this would never happen with Bavasi as a GM.
by eponymous_coward on Jun 3, 2008 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Helllll no
Ain’t gonna happen, but it’s probably the best option with our current pieces.
by Jordan of Boise on Jun 3, 2008 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I just think that a loss of the 3 best pitchers in our middle and long relief corps is not in best interest
As much as starting pitchers are more valuable, your bullpen needs to be stacked too.
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Bad rotation + decent bullpen < decent rotation + bad bullpen
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 3, 2008 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
How about
Good front of rotation, mediocre/bad back of rotation + fairly alright bullpen
>
REALLY good rotation + terrible, terrible bullpen.
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Hint:
You don’t HAVE to keep Washburn, Silva and Batista if some kid in AA can pitch middle relief better than them.
by eponymous_coward on Jun 3, 2008 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Getting sick
Of the same Triple H, Orton, Cena, Batista, Undertaker people.
At least Edge is 100 kinds of awesome. The rest are just boring.
Taker is still awesome.
Then again I don’t watch Smackdown, so I’m not overexposed to him.
Other than that, yeah. Needs more Mr. Kennedy.
I hate baseball.
I dont watch Smackdown either
Undertaker’s character just isn’t that special to me anymore. He was awesome up until the Redneck gimmick, and since then I just cant like him anymore. Hard to think he is a dead man when he has a SARA tattoo on his neck.
I love Kennedy. I still want Jeff Hardy to get the title once. MVP is another one I love.
I still dream of a Christian vs. Edge Wrestlemania Main Event, but it will never come. :(
I came to terms at a young age that Professional Wresling is ridiculously stupid.
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The tragic thing is, it never even entertained me either.
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It was better in a different time.
Not sure your age, but you’re too young.
There has always been dumb stuff, but on the flip side…wrestling had its moments. And frankly, I like the dumb shit too…depending on what it is. I mean where else can you get a grown muscular man to dress up like a cat and call himself Battlekat?
Or the early days of the NWO
I still miss the early/mid 90s…sure lots of really bad gimmicks, but the Bret-Owen feud was great, and my three favrotie wrestlers were kicking ass then. Razor Ramon, a young cocky Shawn Michaels, and Mr. Perfect (in that order).
Yup. The original NWO was great.
I remember watching that Nitro with my jaw on the floor after Hogan dropped the leg on Savage and tossed Sting out of the ring.
I hate baseball.
I remember when Hall showed up.
At the time, I was fooled by the fake Razor and Diesel the WWF ran out after the real ones left. Element of surprise is gone because of the internet…
And it seems like all of my favorites are among the best ever who never get the title.
Oh and one more thing to vent…Jericho is still awesome. I prefer him as the long haired heel he once was, but still…I firmly believe he is the best wreslter of his generation, overall. I would like to see him get the title again sometime. Not digging the Nash Bridges haircut though.
Rock>Jericho in overall package.
But it’s close. Jericho’s mic skills have always been top of the line, and he’s a damn good wrestler to boot.
I hate baseball.
The Biker/Redneck gimmick wasn't so much a gimmick as it was him wanting to act more like himself.
But yeah, it was kinda dumb.
And Hardy would of had the title by now if he hadn’t gotten stupid like RVD.
I hate baseball.
Damnit I missed a wrestling thread.
It’s arguable that there’s only three wrestlers that aren’t under-utilized by the WWE right now (HHH, Cena, and the Undertaker). The writing is terrible compared to the attitude era, and even the Hogan/Warrior era.
That wasn't running on him, that was just running for the hell of it.
Dickey didn’t even move and Toriii just took off. WTF
by Smegmalicious on Jun 3, 2008 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Mike Scioscia forgot to tell Torii
that he can’t run on a pitcher anytime he wants.
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I said when he came up that I wasn't buying the RA Dickey hype until he proved he could be effective
in the majors with the knuckleball and I got alot of shit for it here.
Huh, turns out you guys were right.
Woops.
I hate baseball.
I still don't think that's what people were saying.
I think most of just think a knuckleballer is more entertaining than generic suck.
if you're going to watch a pitcher get shelled,
might as well watch a knuckleballer than washburn’s garbage
Dickey hype??
I just heard we signed a knuckler and I got excited to see it, that’s all.
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Was not talking about you and your opinion.
I fucking hate you Mariners
When you get that first pitch called for a strike..u got it made.
I fucking hate you Mariners
Cairo pinch hitting
I would care, but I don’t.
But why?
What is he supposed to do here?
by Smegmalicious on Jun 3, 2008 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Remember that thing about Cairo guessing the pitches...
He must really suck, because he knows whats coming and still misses.
Yuni needs to...ahh, I truly don't care.
I fucking hate you Mariners
Remember your 3 step process:
1. Type
2. Wait 20 seconds
3. Click “Cancel”
I fucking hate you Mariners
Isn't anyone gonna post the furry things dancing gif?
Isn’t that our Strasburg celebration gif?
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CANCEL CANCEL CANCEL
I fucking hate you Mariners
Sorry man...
I thought that was the mean for after-losses.
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Aaaaaand there went the false hope.
Good job playing for Strasburg!
by eponymous_coward on Jun 3, 2008 9:45 PM PDT reply actions
I do
but he has to thank someone for keeping his arm intact.
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 3, 2008 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
We'd then have to cut Strasburg in half.
But then again, half of Strasburg would be a better pitcher than Jarrod Washburn.
imageshack
Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.
by PhilKenSebben on Jun 3, 2008 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
i'll host it then
can you email it to me
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by PhilKenSebben on Jun 3, 2008 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
We lost a game with the opposition making three plays liek this.
by JI on Jun 3, 2008 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm still chuckling about sending Cairo to pinch hit in the ninth.
Must’ve been quite the sphincter-tightening moment for LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
Beltre went deep thrice and JJ struck out the side in the ninth
we lost 11-5.
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 3, 2008 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Ignore any box scores you see from the game they're totally wrong
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 3, 2008 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
And the girls are just over there...see?
I fucking hate you Mariners
Alcohol poisoning?
I fucking hate you Mariners
Holy crap, just saw the box/core.
The Angels sure got owned on the basepaths tonight. And what the fuck—Rob Quinlan trying to steal?
Ok now that the game is over
Someone enlighten me with a little more details on Sunchips.
Besides being delicious, semi-fruity chips, what else can you say?
I can't believe you've never had them
they’re pretty much everywhere.
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 3, 2008 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Im in Maryland
I dont remember ever seeing them around here, but ill check sometime.
I did see Jones Soda in the local grocery store, which shocked me…so im sure they are in there somewhere.
Any flavor in particular?
Jones Soda is delicious
regular Sunchips are good. French onion Sunchips are also good.
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 3, 2008 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Okie doke, I shall try them sometime.
When youre as poor as I am, you dont have the luxury of taking risks too much, but everyone here seems adamant that they are good…so I shall try them.
Oh, and I like Jones Soda…but we only had 2 kinds in the grocery store, I bought the Strawberryish one…didn’t care for it much. I rather have the Cream Soda flavor.
Crushed melon flavor Jones Soda is liquid awesome
by Nick S on Jun 3, 2008 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Agreed, rec'd, etc
They’ve started selling cans of Jones, but no crushed melon cans yet, and the bottles are hard to find.
the other angels fan
I have the theme from Armageddon playing in a loop
and it makes this gamethread 5646541 times cooler.
The one with "duh hu hu hu hu dum hu hu hu dum hu hu HU hu hu hu"
“ding ding ding DING ding ding Ding”
“La LA La LA la la
Probably plugged in right next to mom or dad on the couch..they just pull it out of the wall at 10
I fucking hate you Mariners
We'll defend his honor by showing them the beer thread.
by JI on Jun 3, 2008 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
We should also show them the times he betrayed everything he believes in order to fit in.
by JI on Jun 3, 2008 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I kind of wish you had that disclaimer when entering the website like ones that porn sites have
That direct under 18s somewhere else (thomas the tank engine).
That would be way funnier to me than it would be to the people in charge of the network
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 3, 2008 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe you could make a mirror site that keeps it PG.
by JI on Jun 3, 2008 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Isn't there some federal law restricting minors from using public internet forums?
That’d be a good excuse.
Parents are so irresponsible when it comes to the internet
Don’t they know what goes on here?
So, I went to find it myself and I'm disappointed
I thought it would be something like, “OMG MY NAME IS JEFF AND I LOVE PETR GRIFFN” because that’s how Jeff usually posts
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 3, 2008 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Why can't you be more like Peter Pan?
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 3, 2008 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
At least Peter Pan would get my FotC references
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 3, 2008 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Great now LFOJL is going to hate you too
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 3, 2008 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Just post some Sex and the City picture
it’ll distract him and he’ll forget all about hating you.
the other angels fan
Watch out
You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 3, 2008 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I like it
just because Family Guy sucks doesn’t mean every single thing Family Guy has ever said sucks.
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 3, 2008 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions
If I ever get banned I want to at least firebomb this pplace with some gay stuff before I go.
by JI on Jun 3, 2008 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions
That's no excuse to act like a butthol
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 3, 2008 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions
YOU GUYS DONT UNDERSTAND ME
` * runs away crying *
by JI on Jun 3, 2008 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I was at the game, and as the innings wore on
all I could think about was the potential for Dickey names on the jumbotron. The Dicktater is obviously paramount, but what about:
When he gets a strike out: “You got Dicked”
if he strikes out guys multiple times: “Addickted”
If he throws a really good pitch: “ridickulous”
other good ones: “Vindickated”, “Dickleberry,” “Just in the Dick of time”
Cracked is an awesome website.
Let a hungry Carpathian long-haired she-wolf blow Bill Bavasi’s dick, a thousand dicks in John MacLaren’s religion, and everyone of these guys can suck butter from my ass.

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