Google Image Search & How I Imagine Certain Teams' Clubhouses

by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 28, 2008 2:34 PM PDT in Miscellaneous

Chicago (AL):

New York (AL):

Oakland:

Seattle:

Tampa Bay:

Toronto:

Florida:

New York (NL):

St. Louis:

Washington:

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It took me longer than it should have

to figure out that the link to the Toronto image wasn’t broken.

As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.

by Aaron Campeau on Jun 28, 2008 2:39 PM PDT reply actions

YOU DON'T STAND UP WHEN YOU PEE

YOU SIT DOWN WHEN YOU PEE

by Gomez on Jun 28, 2008 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions

curse DVDs for being ungifable

because Charlie Murphy’s nightvision footage would be hilarious gif fodder.

by JI on Jun 28, 2008 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions

Dukes is definitely Tyree.

“Correction: I had sex with Katie”

by Teej on Jun 28, 2008 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions

Stop lookin' at me like that.

Jl/Robert '08: Promise for a CoachCage tomorrow!

by Fin on Jun 28, 2008 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions

Is it because Washington has more black people on their roster

including the troublesome Lastings Milledge and Elijah Dukes?

Jl/Robert '08: Promise for a CoachCage tomorrow!

by Fin on Jun 28, 2008 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions

Lastings Milledge is only troublesome in that he isn't playing very well this year.

But he’s really a good kid with an overblown reputation, not a bad apple in any way.

Now Elijah Dukes, that’s a scary dude.

I root for the two worst teams in baseball, non-ironically.

by esoteric on Jun 28, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions

If only the Dugout hadn't sold out to Fanhouse

Could you imagine the Dmitri Young-Milledge-Dukes strips they’d be doing?

by Gomez on Jun 28, 2008 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions

Why are there only seven rich people in the NY pic?

by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 28, 2008 2:44 PM PDT reply actions

Do you have any idea how long it took me to find that picture?

Beggars and choosers and all that.

by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 28, 2008 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions

Oh I thought it was one picture and you copied/pasted it 6 times

by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 28, 2008 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions

I only cheated on the St. Louis picture

by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 28, 2008 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions

I have the perfect brian barton jpeg response but the site hosting the picture is broken. >:(

by JI on Jun 28, 2008 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions

I think you doctored the Toronto one

by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 28, 2008 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions

wrong

by JI on Jun 28, 2008 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions

That was a lot more NSFW than I thought it would be

by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 28, 2008 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions

I thought the exact same thing.

As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.

by Aaron Campeau on Jun 28, 2008 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions

My safe search is on.

by JI on Jun 28, 2008 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions

So the only one I don't get

is St Louis

somebody please ruin the joke by spelling it out to me

by mariners124m on Jun 28, 2008 2:45 PM PDT reply actions

Here is a clue.

by JI on Jun 28, 2008 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions

ah

got it

by mariners124m on Jun 28, 2008 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions

Those Irish bastards over at THT:

Season: Does Jose Lopez have a nickname? Did the clever commenters at Lookout Landing come up with anything reflecting his complete and total inability to get on base despite hitting a very acceptable .296 average? Maybe a funny, animated Photoshopped graphic that doesn’t meet THT standards (specifically no using the f word)? You just can’t walk 11 times in 311 at-bats unless you hit .330, preferably with some power.

How dare you

by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 28, 2008 3:07 PM PDT reply actions