Jim "Go-To Guy" Moore Tries the Fake Conversation Genre

Jim's article in the Seattle P-I today (see http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/baseball/368455_moore26.html) is somewhat funny, I suppose, even if it's pretty weak.  Personally, I think he's not a very good writer and this lame attempt at humor is one of a bajillion examples of why other people should be making whatever income and receiving whatever perks Jim receives to write for the Seattle P-I.  

However, he did sorta get Ichiro's character correct in this fake conversation.  In reference to this fake motivational speech being presented by Chuck Armstrong, there's this little nugget of humor:

Ken Barron, Ichiro's interpreter, whispering to Ichiro: "Do you want me to translate any of this for you?"

Ichiro: "This man does not make sense in any language, so my answer after thoughtful consideration is no."

So, yeah, anyway.  Go read the article and commence mockery of Jim Moore...