Fail.

Miguel Batista has thrown 41.7% of his pitches for a ball. That's not Dontrelle Willis bad, but it is worse than any single season in Daniel Cabrera's career (41.4% in 2004).
From Aaron Sele in 2005 to Joel Pineiro in 2006 to Horacio Ramirez in 2007 and now Miguel Batista in 2008; this team just cannot escape epic suck in the rotation. Karmic payback for 2001-3 I suppose.
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Its not even that he is bad really
Its that the team seems to not realize he is bad. I don’t know if they actually don’t know if he is bad, or they just don’t care?
But Batista seems to think he is injured (Back)
by SaberR on
Jun 26, 2008 7:04 PM PDT
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1. What's xOuts?
2. Is this a look into your database?
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on
Jun 26, 2008 7:04 PM PDT
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Expected outs?
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
Also, I'm always down for some online Grand Theft Auto IV or Rock Band. Gamertag: Phildopip
by Phildopip on
Jun 26, 2008 7:09 PM PDT
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Could you explain further?
Also, that’s a nice paint job you’ve got there. Want your database to become an animal?
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on
Jun 26, 2008 8:22 PM PDT
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Needs more color.
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by JI on
Jun 26, 2008 8:40 PM PDT
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Explain further?
Expected outs is the same as described here. I was including it in the search query to get a feel for a good cutoff. It’s a proxy for IP in a way.
by Matthew on
Jun 26, 2008 9:05 PM PDT
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Yes, but he is a real man.
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by JI on
Jun 26, 2008 7:07 PM PDT
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http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2008/6/25/558967/28-50#6993679
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by JI on
Jun 26, 2008 7:10 PM PDT
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I didn't think Johnny Cueto had been that bad
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on
Jun 26, 2008 7:08 PM PDT
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Miss Baek.
man if our GM’s knew how to use VORP…imagine the possibilities
by SaberR on
Jun 26, 2008 7:10 PM PDT
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VORP is so 2004.
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by JI on
Jun 26, 2008 7:10 PM PDT
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And yet the Mariners don't know what it is :(
by SaberR on
Jun 26, 2008 7:12 PM PDT
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We have bigger problems.
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by JI on
Jun 26, 2008 7:12 PM PDT
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I bet Miss Baek is hot.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
Also, I'm always down for some online Grand Theft Auto IV or Rock Band. Gamertag: Phildopip
by Phildopip on
Jun 26, 2008 7:10 PM PDT
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Get on that LFOJL
Bonus points for making her an anthropomorphic vixen.
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by JI on
Jun 26, 2008 7:12 PM PDT
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I just need someone to give me the picture
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on
Jun 26, 2008 7:14 PM PDT
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Go to town

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Bonus points for breaking BrianL’s brain.
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by JI on
Jun 26, 2008 7:16 PM PDT
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I think that happened earlier.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by acblue on
Jun 26, 2008 7:17 PM PDT
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IIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE I WILL KILL YOU YOU MOTHERFUCKING SON OF A BITCH YOU’RE GOING TO ROT IN HELL
by BrianL on
Jun 26, 2008 7:23 PM PDT
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bwhahahahahahahaha
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by JI on
Jun 26, 2008 7:32 PM PDT
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I would rec and flag this if it were possible
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by JI on
Jun 26, 2008 7:33 PM PDT
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Yeah, a more accurate title would be value Over Replacement Hitter.
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by JI on
Jun 26, 2008 7:13 PM PDT
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VORH doesn't have a good ring to it
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on
Jun 26, 2008 7:14 PM PDT
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In Russia, Hitter Values You!
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by JI on
Jun 26, 2008 7:16 PM PDT
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I had no idea it was a Family Guy joke.
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by JI on
Jun 26, 2008 7:19 PM PDT
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There is supposed to be a question mark after bonus points
And yes it is in Family Guy
“In Russia…road forks you”
by SaberR on
Jun 26, 2008 7:22 PM PDT
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no
That’s
In Soviet Russia…road forks you
not
In Russia…road forks you
JI is in good shape
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on
Jun 26, 2008 7:25 PM PDT
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It's in Family Guy.
It’s not a Family Guy joke. It’s a Yakov Smirnov joke or, to be even more accurate, an Arte Johnson joke.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by acblue on
Jun 26, 2008 7:27 PM PDT
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Oh my.... oh my....
No…just….My goodness…
by BrianL on
Jun 26, 2008 7:23 PM PDT
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My lack of a question mark has tained my comment.
:S
by SaberR on
Jun 26, 2008 7:25 PM PDT
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Fail.
Family Guy is Jeff approved.
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by JI on
Jun 26, 2008 7:32 PM PDT
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Right, but it's not a Family Guy joke.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by acblue on
Jun 26, 2008 7:33 PM PDT
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You're missing the big picture.
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by JI on
Jun 26, 2008 7:34 PM PDT
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How's that?
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by acblue on
Jun 26, 2008 7:35 PM PDT
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It is mentioned in Family Guy
As well as Futurama
by SaberR on
Jun 26, 2008 7:36 PM PDT
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Okay, say I tell a joke that I heard a stand-up comedian tell.
Is it my joke? No. It’s the writer’s joke. Doesn’t mean it’s not still funny, it just means it’s not MY joke.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by acblue on
Jun 26, 2008 7:38 PM PDT
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lol im a gay now
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by acblue on
Jun 26, 2008 7:41 PM PDT
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I read that as Value Over Replacement Hitler.
One Vision, One Purpose
Peace Through Power
by Goose on
Jun 26, 2008 7:52 PM PDT
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You know what else is an epic failure?
This recording of LRB’s Reminiscing.
YOU PEOPLE WERE MORONS FOR DUMPING JOHN FARNHAM! He was way better than Glen Sharrock and Peter Whatshisface.
by BrianL on
Jun 26, 2008 7:45 PM PDT
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As is Kenney Jones playing My Generation
it sounds like fucking show tunes.
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by JI on
Jun 26, 2008 8:06 PM PDT
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