Fail.
by Matthew on Jun 26, 2008 7:01 PM PDT
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Miguel Batista has thrown 41.7% of his pitches for a ball. That's not Dontrelle Willis bad, but it is worse than any single season in Daniel Cabrera's career (41.4% in 2004).
From Aaron Sele in 2005 to Joel Pineiro in 2006 to Horacio Ramirez in 2007 and now Miguel Batista in 2008; this team just cannot escape epic suck in the rotation. Karmic payback for 2001-3 I suppose.
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Its not even that he is bad really
Its that the team seems to not realize he is bad. I don’t know if they actually don’t know if he is bad, or they just don’t care?
But Batista seems to think he is injured (Back)
1. What's xOuts?
2. Is this a look into your database?
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 26, 2008 7:04 PM PDT reply actions
Expected outs?
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
Also, I'm always down for some online Grand Theft Auto IV or Rock Band. Gamertag: Phildopip
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Jun 26, 2008 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Could you explain further?
Also, that’s a nice paint job you’ve got there. Want your database to become an animal?
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 26, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Needs more color.
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by JI on Jun 26, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Explain further?
Expected outs is the same as described here. I was including it in the search query to get a feel for a good cutoff. It’s a proxy for IP in a way.
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2008/6/25/558967/28-50#6993679
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by JI on Jun 26, 2008 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I didn't think Johnny Cueto had been that bad
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 26, 2008 7:08 PM PDT reply actions
VORP is so 2004.
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by JI on Jun 26, 2008 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
We have bigger problems.
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by JI on Jun 26, 2008 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I bet Miss Baek is hot.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
Also, I'm always down for some online Grand Theft Auto IV or Rock Band. Gamertag: Phildopip
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Jun 26, 2008 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Get on that LFOJL
Bonus points for making her an anthropomorphic vixen.
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by JI on Jun 26, 2008 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I just need someone to give me the picture
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 26, 2008 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Go to town
Bonus points for breaking BrianL’s brain.
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by JI on Jun 26, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I think that happened earlier.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 26, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions
IIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE I WILL KILL YOU YOU MOTHERFUCKING SON OF A BITCH YOU’RE GOING TO ROT IN HELL
bwhahahahahahahaha
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by JI on Jun 26, 2008 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I would rec and flag this if it were possible
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by JI on Jun 26, 2008 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, a more accurate title would be value Over Replacement Hitter.
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by JI on Jun 26, 2008 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions
VORH doesn't have a good ring to it
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 26, 2008 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions
In Russia, Hitter Values You!
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by JI on Jun 26, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I had no idea it was a Family Guy joke.
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by JI on Jun 26, 2008 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
There is supposed to be a question mark after bonus points
And yes it is in Family Guy
“In Russia…road forks you”
It's in Family Guy.
It’s not a Family Guy joke. It’s a Yakov Smirnov joke or, to be even more accurate, an Arte Johnson joke.
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by Aaron Campeau on Jun 26, 2008 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Fail.
Family Guy is Jeff approved.
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by JI on Jun 26, 2008 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Right, but it's not a Family Guy joke.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 26, 2008 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
You're missing the big picture.
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by JI on Jun 26, 2008 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions
How's that?
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 26, 2008 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Okay, say I tell a joke that I heard a stand-up comedian tell.
Is it my joke? No. It’s the writer’s joke. Doesn’t mean it’s not still funny, it just means it’s not MY joke.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 26, 2008 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions
lol im a gay now
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 26, 2008 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions
You know what else is an epic failure?
This recording of LRB’s Reminiscing.
YOU PEOPLE WERE MORONS FOR DUMPING JOHN FARNHAM! He was way better than Glen Sharrock and Peter Whatshisface.
As is Kenney Jones playing My Generation
it sounds like fucking show tunes.
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by JI on Jun 26, 2008 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions
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