6/24: Open Game Thread, Part 2
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 24, 2008 5:23 PM PDT
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I could give you some evidence if you would like some convincing, sir.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Jun 24, 2008 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes, this one-strikeout-and-two-hard-hit-balls-in-three-plate-appearances-game is surely his death knell
by Graham MacAree on Jun 24, 2008 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I was looking more at last season and this season
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 24, 2008 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Kal-El, how my dictate?
Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.
by Orlando Rays on Jun 24, 2008 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Fernando Tatis? Endy Chavez?
Have we time traveled to play the ‘01 Expos? Boy some of these GMs sure like to stockpile old familiar talent and squeeze every last bit of life out of them.
Uh, yea. That's what I've been saying for months.
Jose Vidro, here we come.
3 bases there on the Beltre glove-throw. Hello, ump?
by JohnPeterson on Jun 24, 2008 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Only if the glove makes contact with it, isn't it?
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 24, 2008 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Hells yes
and they got rid of Katie Holmes
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 24, 2008 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Hopefully the joker doesn't suck...
I have faith in Christian Bale though.
by Smegmalicious on Jun 24, 2008 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Hard to go wrong with a Batman movie
However, there was that one with Arnold as Mr. Freeze where he kept shooting off corny one-liners…or were they being clever by mocking his past movie career?
Okay, I'm back.
I told you all the umpire was biased. I also told you that the Mets lineup sucks and would score at most one run. I also told you that Marlon Anderson is worse at defense than Rual Ibanez. Did anyone listen? No.
Marlon Anderson is not worse at defense than Raul Ibanez
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 24, 2008 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Raul Ibanez's star of suck just shines brighter because he plays more.
But Marlon Anderson is a starting corner outfielder enough for his defensive star of suck to shine brighter because he can’t hit, either.
None of the players in our lineup 4-9 can hit. Without Beltran, it’s 3-9. Castillo is questionable. Really, it’s Reyes and a team full of scrubs. This team would be under .500 in a full AA season. $140 fucking million dollars.
by JohnPeterson on Jun 24, 2008 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Trust me, Raul is worse.
We’ll take Wright from you, after all I see you failed to mention him as one of the good players.
Yesterday's Pants
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 24, 2008 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I figured you meant lineup as in normal starters, not today's specific lineup.
Yesterday's Pants
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 24, 2008 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Glove has to make contact with the ball
Yesterday's Pants
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 24, 2008 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions
And in the major leagues too.
Will someone tell me what happened with Beltran and Runge, and why Runge (whom I’m assuming is on the wrong) is to blame?
God, the Mets suck so much. Here is Robinson Cancel pinch-hitting. He doesn’t belong in AA, let alone the major leagues.
Fire Omar Minaya now.
by JohnPeterson on Jun 24, 2008 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Real answer: Home plate umpire is a pussy
Our answer: KHARMIC REVENGE FOR INJURING OUR GOD!
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Jeff enabled me.
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I like it this way
it’s low quality as an homage.
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 24, 2008 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought it was good.
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I've come so far.
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I just realized the was a mouse pointer in LawnDart
So I made LawnDart 2.0
sidebar that motheerfucka
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Everyone like this a lot better than they did this afternoon.
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions
This gif is like Barry Bonds 2004's bat combined with Ozzie Smith 1982's defense.
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't make me post the worst .gif of all time
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 24, 2008 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions
That player will win you so many games in baseball mogul.
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Game Day says "on field delay" for the argument.
Next time I get in an argument with the GF it will be an “in car delay” or “in house delay”
So we're fielding a starting lineup that has Ballgame, Kenji, Sexson, and Dickey in the batting order
And we’re up 6-0.
Somebody explain this.
I got nothing.
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions
The Mets are fielding a lineup that has Castillo, Delgado, Nixon, Chavez, Tatis, Schneider and Perez in the batting order.
by JohnPeterson on Jun 24, 2008 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions
And just to recap
Felix still has more extra base hits than WFB.
AP article just popped up on RSS
saying that Felix is in a walking boot and is eyeing a quick return.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
*Dicktator
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Jun 24, 2008 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions
That doesn't make sense
Yesterday's Pants
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 24, 2008 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions
It's a potato
But instead of eyes it has dicks.
I makes sense in my head, maybe I’m defective
by Smegmalicious on Jun 24, 2008 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Ron Darling should be genocided.
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions
They are the best in the game.
But I would fucking shoot myself if I HAD to watch every inning of every Mets game. You can pretty much leave the room for two innings if the top of the lineup fails to get on.
by JohnPeterson on Jun 24, 2008 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Everybody thinks their announcers are the best in the game
they’re all wrong except San Diego.
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 24, 2008 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Announcers, even.
I think my C key is sticking.
Gary Cohen is the best.
And anyone who says otherwise is a stupidhead.
by JohnPeterson on Jun 24, 2008 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Uhh...
Stupid, annoying jock voice. No thanks.
by JohnPeterson on Jun 24, 2008 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I just said that to piss you off by the way.
I want you to feel some of my pain. And don’t give me that “I’m a Mariners’ fan” bit. No one is expecting them to do anything now. People still expect the Mets to do well and the Mets will make disastrous moves in a vain effort to buy success.
And while the Mariners are poised for a change-in-direction in terms of operations management, that won’t happen with the Mets for a decade, at least.
by JohnPeterson on Jun 24, 2008 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions
After yesterday I won't be capable of being pissed off again for months
I am sorry that you are better than us
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 24, 2008 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Dodgers
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Vin Scully
I love listening to him ramble about tangentially related material for 3 hours.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
I'd kind of like to listen to the other team's announcers for once.
I suppose it’d get tiresome after awhile and I got nothing against Sims/Niehaus but it would be nice to listen to another perspective for a time.
East Coast City Team announcers hate
everything non East Coast City?
The poster formerly known as Matt.
I don't see this at all.
Unlike other announcers, they don’t say “we” and call players by their first names and fail to show enthusiasm for other teams’ good plays. In fact, Keith Hernandez is always rooting for the other team.
by JohnPeterson on Jun 24, 2008 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions
What did you expect
You’re playing the METS!!!
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by Orlando Rays on Jun 24, 2008 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Mets <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< Mariners
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by Orlando Rays on Jun 24, 2008 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I can't wait until Omar Minaya gets fired.
Of course, I know Bill Bavasi or Wayne Krivsky is next in line.
Yeah
He eats too much flesh, hence he’s fat.
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by Orlando Rays on Jun 24, 2008 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Uhhhhh.
Slow torture. Fucking Gary Cohen and Keith Hernandez are talking about the Aflac duck and the distinction between a handkerchief and a kerchief.
Yes.
Gary stressed than when taken off the hand and put on the head, it becomes a kerchief.
by JohnPeterson on Jun 24, 2008 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Better than the last time we traded with Atlanta.
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions
We all do, Omerta.
We all do.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 24, 2008 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions
This is just the game to cure last night.
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So the Mets are really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really bad.
And I prefer Dan Wilson to Blowers even if he does have the least energetic voice ever.
NOOOOO
I MISSED SCREENSHOTTING THE BIG GAY METS HAT
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That's what I get for actually cooking something.
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Huzzah for the big Dick!
He never pitches well when i watch.
You can run, but you can't hide! Unless it's in this general area over here. Blindspot.
Post like it's 1699.
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Corco Cage?
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions
and the comments are gone
I assumed it was a function of me donating money
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
We should make Adam Kennedy our firstbaseman.
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Leave it to Betancourt
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Blogging
We are the opposite of the communist octopus
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 24, 2008 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions
As opposed to having tentacles on everything, we have no hold on anything?
I have no faith in people to seek out and understand the superior argument. What do I care whether they sign a damn petition? I just want to share my thoughts with like-minded people.
by JohnPeterson on Jun 24, 2008 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I forgot what we're talking about
Petitions are stupid too.
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 24, 2008 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I've been waiting all inning for the end of the inning
to see whether the Shea Stadium fans would erupt in a sarcastic cheer or an overwhelming boo.
God bless YouTube.
I’ve missed Almost Live so much.
There will be other games.
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I imagine penalty boxing you for abusing the penalty box would go badly for me
by Graham MacAree on Jun 24, 2008 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't you have protection against this?
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Vote JI/R for a safer tomorrow.
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Robert couldn't even defend himself from soccer balls
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 24, 2008 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions
This is controlled by buttons.
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't trust the JI/R clown car
by Graham MacAree on Jun 24, 2008 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
You are misrepresen.... bwhahahahahaha
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I would torch a star destroyer.
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm looking forward to your typos manifesting themselves as accidentally pressing the self-destruct button
by Graham MacAree on Jun 24, 2008 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I would be more owrried about accidentally torpedoing the sun.
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Just don't load your armory with cobalt devices and you'll be fine.
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
Plus you need two hand prints and voice activation.
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions
This is why Wprf is first officer.
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions
You'd lock yourself out from the main computer
(Yes, I just thought of that).
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions
That's why we have Data(Fairy) around to get you back in.
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
I wanna see the results.
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions
You can never kill my spirit.
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I can't believe you have made an Edmonds' concussion gif.
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions
That .gif would be too long due to volume
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 24, 2008 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions
It was on play against the White Sox in 2006.
I’m serious.
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I love that picture on the left
And I love that I got rec’d for it.
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Well this is getting out of hand
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 24, 2008 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Why me!?!
Why not Coach/Butthol?
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 24, 2008 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Also I only recently discovered the awesomeness of the penalty box
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 24, 2008 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm praying it becomes a dead meme
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 24, 2008 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe Gomez/Graham/Matthew/Devin will
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 24, 2008 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I know better than to side against Jeff
by Graham MacAree on Jun 24, 2008 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I promise I will only betray your trust if it's for a sufficiently hilarious occasion
by Graham MacAree on Jun 24, 2008 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I fear for the fate of my next drunk email
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 24, 2008 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I just re-read this
It could’ve been better.
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 24, 2008 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions
You need an on screen graphic.
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Psshhhh whatever penalty box is my crib now
It’s off the chain
(I know it’s coming)
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 24, 2008 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions
If the NHL has taught me anything penalties are a more effective deterrent when completely random
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 24, 2008 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions
You really were an SS officer.
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions
STABBITY-STAB-STAB!!!
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by Orlando Rays on Jun 24, 2008 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Why did that man have his arm around a dewgong?
You can run, but you can't hide! Unless it's in this general area over here. Blindspot.
Oops, one is a pokemon
thanks google
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by PhilKenSebben on Jun 24, 2008 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Hell freezing over, the seas boiling, the headless horsemen.
You know, Armageddon.
I love it when the tam plays the "aw fuck it" lineup
and they win anyway.
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Have you not seen our players.
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Also works for the other game I am watching.
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, but by that logic, every one of our lineups is an 'aw fuck it' lineup.
by Smegmalicious on Jun 24, 2008 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions
We're stupid.
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions
We should leave Dickey in to save the bullpen...
wait on, he is the bullpen…...he can be his own bullpen…...he can get the win and the hold…
Swimming in his money bin.
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Wasn't the consensus that he was merely mired
in a season long slump which he was capable of busting out of at any point?
Kenji seems to have found his stroke
Please be our full time DH until we find a better option next season.
Oh wait you’re here for another 3 years. Crap.
So does Robert.
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Imagine if Raul was our DH, and Reed was our LF...
I know it’s hard…but you can do it!
by Smegmalicious on Jun 24, 2008 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions
IT COULD HAPPEN
maybe…possibly…aw fuck
by Smegmalicious on Jun 24, 2008 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions
That's what she said!
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I would sell my soul for a Dickey Home Run
You can run, but you can't hide! Unless it's in this general area over here. Blindspot.
Damn you all.
My whole purpose here is to educate you that it is the Mets sucking, and not the Mariners ruling, that has brought about the events of the day. Why won’ t you listen? Has the whole world gone CRAZY?
/pulls piece out on the lane
We kinda know that the Mariners don't rule
by Graham MacAree on Jun 24, 2008 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions
It's like this.
2 out of 3 players on the Mets are Willie Bloomquist.
by JohnPeterson on Jun 24, 2008 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
HAHAHAHAHA
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by PhilKenSebben on Jun 24, 2008 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I knew you guys were struggling, but you have to be terrible to make the Mariners look
good for any stretch this season. I will wear a Mets hat to our next softball meet-up in honor of your suckage.
Thanks.
In the offseason I kept trying to compare the Mets’ 88-win season and likely failure to properly assess their talent with the Mariners’ 88-win season and likely failure to properly assess their talent. I wrote that acquiring Santana was not a mistake akin to acquiring Bedard, but it was still short-term thinking that would cost the Mets. Did anyone listen? They were like, “The Mariners? Don’t they play in Vancouver or something? Who the fuck cares?”
by JohnPeterson on Jun 24, 2008 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Vidro
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by PhilKenSebben on Jun 24, 2008 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions
His name is Tony Armas Jr.
And I would bet lots of money that the next pitcher called up will be he and not Carlos Muniz, the most deserving (but alas, under 30 and not an Expos veteran).
by JohnPeterson on Jun 24, 2008 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Reed would have had that
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NO TATIS! NO TATIS! NO TATIS!
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He could be a-chargin' his laser.
SHOOP DA WHOOP!
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by Orlando Rays on Jun 24, 2008 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions
You can run, but you can't hide! Unless it's in this general area over here. Blindspot.
by PhilKenSebben on Jun 24, 2008 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions
i put width 300 in there i swear
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by PhilKenSebben on Jun 24, 2008 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions
DAMMIT i put width 300
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by PhilKenSebben on Jun 24, 2008 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions
His name is Keith Hernandez.
Learn it. Know it.
by JohnPeterson on Jun 24, 2008 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow, bases loaded and our only good hitter still left in the lineup is up!
...And, that was NOT a strike.
Great.
The only umpire who is worse on the Mets is Angel Hernandez,
and he’s just generally horrible. Runge specifically hates the Mets. Ask any serious Mets fan which umpire hates the Mets, and he’ll tell you.
by JohnPeterson on Jun 24, 2008 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions
K!
Huge
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M! L! B! DOT! T! V!
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Aaron Harang:
(Off-screen) You can do it, Aaron. Just give it a shot.
(Aaron) Ok, here goes. Llllive.
(O-S) Go on.
(A) Llllive. And. on. demand.
(A) YAY!
(Victor Martinez) Hi! Dis is Victor Martinez (gay hand thing)
by JohnPeterson on Jun 24, 2008 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions
hay is is vitor artinez
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow you guys have it down.
Keep watching.
Keep watching.
Keep watching.
KEEP WATCHING!
by JohnPeterson on Jun 24, 2008 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions
There's video in the fanshots.
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions
When people ask me why I still watch the Mariners on MLB.tv I know exactly who to blame
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 24, 2008 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Scott Shields?
John Maine?
Ken Griffey, Jr.?
by JohnPeterson on Jun 24, 2008 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions
mine was in time with vitor
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions
117 pitches? Pfft, he should of been able to throw 150+
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
seriously, the other week the M's were talking about having Felix got 120-130 pitches
so why wouldn’t they have a knuckleball pitcher with a 10 run lead go 130-140 pitches?
You don't understand, Felix is a WORKHORSE
Normal physical laws do not apply to him.
by Smegmalicious on Jun 24, 2008 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey y'all, my dad just texted me to tell me some kind of Mariner Miracle is happening.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 24, 2008 6:24 PM PDT reply actions
We're using up all our runs for the rest of the week
by Smegmalicious on Jun 24, 2008 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions
You're parents text?
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Belonging to you.
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions
We just had a duel through texts over who has suffered the most this season.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 24, 2008 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Well... you frequent here...
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Way to spell.
And don’t be fooled. Look at his splits.
by JohnPeterson on Jun 24, 2008 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Was sarcasm
I love that 5.96 tRA though
by Graham MacAree on Jun 24, 2008 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions
tRA?
You nerds, I can’t keep up. I just masted DIPS, and now “tra”?
Just kidding, I get it.
by JohnPeterson on Jun 24, 2008 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't worry it's some nonsense Graham made up
and refuses to show his sources.
What’s next? P.H.A.?
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Another guy I thought was out of baseball
I guess we’ll see Andres Gallaraga pinch hit this next inning.
You lie.
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Yea, 3 year, $10MM+ year contract.
My favorite part of this game is that even you guys recognize that Runge is an ass, even when the person getting fucked by him was Beltran, who was dead to you yesterday.
By the way, Jerry Manuel now has been ejected more times as manager than Willie Randolph in his entire time with the Mets. Not including earlier this year when the umpires overruled a Delgado home run, when Manuel, not Randolph was ejected.
by JohnPeterson on Jun 24, 2008 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions
You can run, but you can't hide! Unless it's in this general area over here. Blindspot.
by PhilKenSebben on Jun 24, 2008 6:26 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Perhaps he is being crucified upside down?
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions
it was creepier before when it was animated and i saved it wrong
You can run, but you can't hide! Unless it's in this general area over here. Blindspot.
by PhilKenSebben on Jun 24, 2008 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions
iphone. sucker
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by PhilKenSebben on Jun 24, 2008 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions
sometimes
You can run, but you can't hide! Unless it's in this general area over here. Blindspot.
by PhilKenSebben on Jun 24, 2008 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I find this to be inexplicably hilarious.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 24, 2008 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Please don't do that.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 24, 2008 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 24, 2008 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Did Bavasi just get fired?
Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.
Our blogger just announced it like it was breaking news
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by Orlando Rays on Jun 24, 2008 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions
It's true.
Greg Vaughn just got released from the Tampa Bay Devil Rays too. Might want to pass that along.
When Bavasi got fired there were like 10,000 comments about it in 20 minutes
I guess we can’t expect everyone else to be so excited.
The Internet is a big place.
There are many sources of news and information.
By the way, I recommend everyone check out John Turturro’s mid-nineties infomercial for Lycos.
by JohnPeterson on Jun 24, 2008 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Dammit JI.
You keep your diseases to yourself.
But I have love to give!
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Through love.
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions
You are so generous.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 24, 2008 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions
It's less special that way.
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions
That's what she said?
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 24, 2008 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions
WHY DOES HE ALWAYS SWAY
ALWAYS WITH THE SWAYING
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 24, 2008 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Boy's got rhythm.
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions
He likes junior high dances.
And that explains his preference for large, manly women.
by JohnPeterson on Jun 24, 2008 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Sex appeal.
So he believes.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 24, 2008 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions
HE DOES IT FOR JEET
You can run, but you can't hide! Unless it's in this general area over here. Blindspot.
by PhilKenSebben on Jun 24, 2008 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions
also relevant to jeet.
You can run, but you can't hide! Unless it's in this general area over here. Blindspot.
by PhilKenSebben on Jun 24, 2008 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions
See JI, this is how it happens.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 24, 2008 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Jeet?
no thx
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Just the flow chart part.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 24, 2008 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions
We don't have five lovely ladies.
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Close enough.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 24, 2008 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions
We need to score 2 runs here then give up 13 in the bottom half
by Graham MacAree on Jun 24, 2008 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I root for it once we got to 7.
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I will eat my computer.
No way that happens once if the bottom half is played a million times.
by JohnPeterson on Jun 24, 2008 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Theoretically.
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions
And not just with an average lineup.
With this putrid lineup.
by JohnPeterson on Jun 24, 2008 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Whoa, I just check in and Dickey throws 7 scoreless?
Felix/Bedard/Morrow/Hyphen/Dickey for ‘09. Accept no substitutes.
Captain Raptor and the Space Pirates is one of the greatest literary achievements of the Modern Era.
Touche
Captain Raptor and the Space Pirates is one of the greatest literary achievements of the Modern Era.
by Frosty Raptor on Jun 24, 2008 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Why would we cut him
He’s coming around…
ug
by Smegmalicious on Jun 24, 2008 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Trade for Delgado!
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Stone says the M's are auditioning him for takers
If nobody bites, he gets cut before Monday.
Captain Raptor and the Space Pirates is one of the greatest literary achievements of the Modern Era.
by Frosty Raptor on Jun 24, 2008 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions
If he shows up he gets paid.
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I think the idea is to swallow his salary
And hope for some kind of prospect in return
Captain Raptor and the Space Pirates is one of the greatest literary achievements of the Modern Era.
by Frosty Raptor on Jun 24, 2008 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Meaning, at a real job you'd just quit and sleep in.
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Welcome to the Mets, Richie.
You can wear whatever number you please.
by JohnPeterson on Jun 24, 2008 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Enjoy
You can run, but you can't hide! Unless it's in this general area over here. Blindspot.
by PhilKenSebben on Jun 24, 2008 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions
DONT JUST LOOK AT IT, EAT IT.
You can run, but you can't hide! Unless it's in this general area over here. Blindspot.
by PhilKenSebben on Jun 24, 2008 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions
It's M's Miracle Week.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 24, 2008 6:44 PM PDT reply actions
We will pay dearly for this.
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Awesome
Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.
My dog is a sweetie
She runs into trees to try to knock fruit down to eat. Unfortunately she hasn’t learned that pine cones are inedible
by Graham MacAree on Jun 24, 2008 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions
That sounds like Animal Crossing
Captain Raptor and the Space Pirates is one of the greatest literary achievements of the Modern Era.
by Frosty Raptor on Jun 24, 2008 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.
by Orlando Rays on Jun 24, 2008 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I wonder if we can trade WFB at the deadline
Captain Raptor and the Space Pirates is one of the greatest literary achievements of the Modern Era.
by Frosty Raptor on Jun 24, 2008 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Heh... poor Lowe.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Jun 24, 2008 6:48 PM PDT reply actions
Hey everybody look! It's Jeff's dream come true
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 24, 2008 6:50 PM PDT reply actions 10 recs
That's really clumsy
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Jun 24, 2008 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions
He could have used this one:
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions
the lipstick makes the picture
You can run, but you can't hide! Unless it's in this general area over here. Blindspot.
by PhilKenSebben on Jun 24, 2008 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions
You are all correct.
I also would have accepted “masochist.”
by JohnPeterson on Jun 24, 2008 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I spiced things up with the Beltran gif.
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions
NO TATIS! NO TATIS! NO TATIS!
Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.
Hgih school girl and think really don't belong in the same sentence
by Graham MacAree on Jun 24, 2008 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions
SUBTHREAD CLOSED
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Is an 11-run lead safe with Lowe?
Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.
I guess so.
Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.
by Orlando Rays on Jun 24, 2008 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions
[deleted, dead meme]
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions
That wasn't meant to be lipstick I just had to make your face brighter to match the kid's neck
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 24, 2008 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I swear I tried to change it back but I suck at photoshop
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 24, 2008 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions
The picture was meant to flatter you
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 24, 2008 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions
The hell with it, you're back in the ROY running
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 24, 2008 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions
The photoshop rookie spot is taken
use your words
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 24, 2008 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions
You mean I have to resort to actual wit?
It’s going to be a long season.
And I thought I had the market cornered on that as well
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 24, 2008 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions
You only have the market cornered on awful ones
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 24, 2008 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions
There's such thing as non-awful puns?
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 24, 2008 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions
You remind me of a guy at my work. His name is Hugh.
That Hugh sure is a colorful guy
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 24, 2008 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
You just got Ichirolled
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm Green with envy
oh wait that one sucks
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 24, 2008 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions
You should proof-Reed your comments.
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Why? Are bad puns one of your pet Peavys?
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 24, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Worse than Felix with a twisted Ankiel.
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I saw him Saunders off the field
It was terrible
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 24, 2008 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I don't even know what this is supposed to mean.
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I would respond but I am Laffeying uncontrollably
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 24, 2008 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
It is Fahey bad.
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions
(someone mention a birthday party)
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 24, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Did you run out of cake?
And if so, did you order Markakis?
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 24, 2008 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions 10 recs
Thatwas Uggla-ly.
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions
If you keep trying they eventually get Ethier
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 24, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Yours was better.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 24, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions
My friends are such BocockBroxtons
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 24, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
It Sims like you don't have any
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 24, 2008 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions
It's been hard to fit in ever since I left Maholm town
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 24, 2008 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Did you take a cab out of your home town?
And when you got out, did you say, “Yo holmes, Snell you later!”
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 24, 2008 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Howard he do that?
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Nope, just creeks
and I Hawped right over them.
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 24, 2008 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
2x points
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions
When I have the flu
I eat my chicken Suppan with a Spoonybarger.
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
This subthread is putting a real Gload on our server
SBN is going to have to give me the ol’ Yabuta
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 24, 2008 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
You may have to Cash in your Bonds.
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Hope that doesn't cause a run on the Banks.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 24, 2008 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I take my Ernie to the Banks on payday.
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions
A Penny saved is a Penny earned.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 24, 2008 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I hope you don't end up Owings them money
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 24, 2008 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions
*Money
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Because then you'll have to deal with the Lowen sharks.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 24, 2008 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I have the Utleymost disdain for you right now
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 24, 2008 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Stop, you're going to Vanden Hurk his feelings
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 24, 2008 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm sorry
I’ll go Baek to watching “That’s so Raben”
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 24, 2008 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Whatever
not like you’re the Quentinssential man
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 24, 2008 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Stop insulting each other's Maynehood.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 24, 2008 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Fine, switching subjects
The one type of person I hate Izturists. They walk around so Kluwelessly (Damn right I just switched sports)
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 24, 2008 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Yuni never heard of me?
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
No, I think he's in the Dark
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 24, 2008 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I have more Braun than you could ever imagine
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 24, 2008 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Robert Drew the short Strawberry in that department.
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions
You should've seen the way he McClung to Matthew and me
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 24, 2008 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Have Yu heard the good Neu(s)?
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions
One time I pulled my Moellers out with my own two Fisters
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 24, 2008 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Be glad he didn't talk about
Fistering other Pujols.
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions
As long as we're talking old
remember the ‘92 World Series? Jimmy Quiroz to the occasion.
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 24, 2008 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions
...and they like you Randy Johnson
What?
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
That comment really didn't Meche well with the rest of these
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 24, 2008 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, it was a bit Forst.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 24, 2008 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I don't know, I think he'll look back on it with Pride.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 24, 2008 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions
He handled it Gracefully
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Johnny Dickshot.
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I heard you're a real Glasscock.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 24, 2008 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I think you might need a new Rhuler.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 24, 2008 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I think you should hit the Rhodes.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 24, 2008 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
C'mon, have a Hart.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 24, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I do the best I can with what I've Gotay.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 24, 2008 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Raul is a bad Fielder.
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I could rerad these puns for Weeks.
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I hope your floor is wood or else you could get a Ruggiano burn
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 24, 2008 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
There is no Flores.
the other angels fan
by Eyebrows on Jun 24, 2008 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
You had your Chance, but you Blue it.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 24, 2008 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
That's so incredibly Gaylord Perry.
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions
He will sue for libel
and you will end up in Betancourt.
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll settle out of court for a reasonable Aumont.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 24, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions
$Teixeira
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 24, 2008 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I ttried to make creeks once
But I had to use inferior equipment and so my creeks were Erstadz
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 24, 2008 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
If you try that on a date, you'd be awful Loney.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 24, 2008 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah once you get used to it it's so easy to Dewitt
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 24, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
It's an honored to be banned by such a hanleysome young man
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 24, 2008 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I get down
and it feels like I’m waddling in the Stottlemyres.
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I think you'r being a tad unFeierabend.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 24, 2008 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I've got him on the Milledge of his seat
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 24, 2008 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Make sure to let him down Easley.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 24, 2008 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
too good
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions
The penalty box button is just out of my reach
If only I had Langerhans
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 24, 2008 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
I don't really care
I think Jeff’s gonna go Baldwin pretty soon, so that’ll be revenge enough.
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 24, 2008 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions
No one will notice, as long as he always make sure to wear a Hatteberg.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 24, 2008 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions
How is this comment not green yet?
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 24, 2008 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I hope it was nice and Glaussy.
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I am Repkommending this comment.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 24, 2008 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, it was really well Dunn.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 24, 2008 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I finally Winninghan one.
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Are you serious?
I guess Wilson find out!
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 24, 2008 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey, stop giving him so much Grieve.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 24, 2008 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
It's a Hundleying experence.
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
1 free rec to the poster with the most hilarious Bocock pun.
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions
One time I had to call for help after sitting Barajas on the office copier
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 24, 2008 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Did you ever Hrbek from your boss on that one?
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Quite the Contreras
He Pierzynski through the window and decided never to speak Thome again.
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 24, 2008 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
I hope he wouldn't want you to Dye.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 24, 2008 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, that one's been done beForeman
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 24, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Similtainous post.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 24, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
All I have to say to you is:
Will Yount Maris me?
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 24, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
How Wood that work?
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 24, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Are you going to eLopez?
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 24, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I could get a job as a Schumaker.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 24, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
They don't make too much money, to be careful to prevent Concepcion.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 24, 2008 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I would say not funny ezxcept that I am laughing my ass off.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 24, 2008 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
It took me a while to understandridge this one
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 24, 2008 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
You Jenksed him.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 24, 2008 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
No need to get in such a Hough.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 24, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
You see that picketture of you with Broussard has gotten 7 recs
I sense a Mutisny
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 24, 2008 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
This is the Wuertz comment of all time
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 24, 2008 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Damn
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 24, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
If pretty sure they Cano.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 24, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd like to have his head on my Mantle.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 24, 2008 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
You will make him Parrish.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 24, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
When I get him in my Cla, I'll be quite Meredith.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 24, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Well good Eveland gentlemen
I’m Finnished for tonight
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 24, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, I've hot the Wahle too.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 24, 2008 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I just got this. I am slow.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 24, 2008 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions
You'll never be a Wynner with that attitude.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 24, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
You need your rest. Don't want to be in a Fogg tomorrow!
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 24, 2008 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
There's a town in Nevada with 10 cops and 20 prostitutes.
Which is a two to one Horacio. This means when you are finished with one, you can Weaver by the curb and still not get Loney. Of course, you may feel like a Putz afterwards so give her a Boone of a nice tip, don’t wear too much Colon and she won’t flip you the Byrd.
by PDXTai on Jun 24, 2008 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
You're a Raben lunatic.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 24, 2008 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions
this subthreaad
has been my Maine source of entertainment for awhile
by mariners124m on Jun 24, 2008 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions
You wouldn't like him when he's Avery.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 25, 2008 8:12 AM PDT up reply actions
That's why I picked up photoshop!
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 24, 2008 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions
gifs have turned me into vintage Jason Giambi
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 24, 2008 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions
You should make gifs with spelling errors
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 24, 2008 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions
What do you think all the cursors are for?
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 24, 2008 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions
BOHICA, METS!
Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.
Well.. there's always...
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Jun 24, 2008 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions
We busted out own slump.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 24, 2008 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions
We've failed Strasburg
Captain Raptor and the Space Pirates is one of the greatest literary achievements of the Modern Era.
He's not a great pitcher, either.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 24, 2008 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Since you're all making puns
I just thought I should let you know that mlb.com made a Dickey pun, but they didn’t want to offend anyone while doing it: “Mariners Dic-tate easy win over Mets”
You couldn’t even say Dicktate, mlb.com? Really?
the other angels fan
I used the "dictate" pun at the beginning of the thread
I’m surprised nobody caught on…
Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.
by Orlando Rays on Jun 25, 2008 8:24 AM PDT up reply actions
I know; isn't it Bazardo?
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 24, 2008 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
flag'd for 2x usage
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 24, 2008 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, stop being such a Jeter.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 24, 2008 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
nvm
that was BRAZOBANNED
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 24, 2008 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow, guess you'll have to eat some Crowe.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 24, 2008 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm glad Felix didn't break his Ankiel yesterday.
I fucking hate you Mariners
That would have been a new Lowe.
I know we’re all Edgar for Strasburg, but there’s no need to try that hard. One player, Moyer less won’t make any difference.
This thread contains a massive col-Lidge-ion of terrible puns
by seattlebruin on Jun 25, 2008 8:11 AM PDT up reply actions
Whoa, Backe up. Why would Cey say that?
by seattlebruin on Jun 25, 2008 8:45 AM PDT up reply actions
Could this be any Moore bad?
I feel like I’m Saundering down an endless Halman and all it has are puns! Hopefully toMorrow we won’t Triufel so badly with all these Lowe blows.
Hulett the dogs out?!
by seattlebruin on Jun 25, 2008 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions
Any more of these and I'm going to Qualls the police
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 25, 2008 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions
We can't stop.
It’s like there’s something forcing us and we Hafner keep doing this.
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 25, 2008 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions
I'd award this the Silva medal
but it’s terrible so instead it’s a Black mark on your record
by seattlebruin on Jun 25, 2008 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm sure there are Manny more of these out there
so I can’t imagine you’d Riske the sanctity of this thread like that
by seattlebruin on Jun 25, 2008 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions
Risk the sanctity of a thread?
Why, Iannetta!
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 25, 2008 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions
I heard the police are driving new cars now
do you know if they are Suzukis or Fords?
by seattlebruin on Jun 25, 2008 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions
Flagged because I'm in a Huff that you didn't have a pun in the Prior comment
by seattlebruin on Jun 25, 2008 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, stop being such a Crabbe.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 25, 2008 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Only if you'll stop being such a Goyle
or else you might Malfoyle my plans!
by seattlebruin on Jun 25, 2008 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Kosuke Dickey you big Dykstra.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 25, 2008 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Albus yo ass if you keep being a jerk on the internetz!
by seattlebruin on Jun 25, 2008 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm sorry, that was Overbay the line.
To make it Upton you, why don’t I buy you a Piazza Pie?
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 25, 2008 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions
It's the only comment in this subthread that is Lackeyng in creativity
by seattlebruin on Jun 25, 2008 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I accept. I wouldn't want you to get Escobarred from this site
by seattlebruin on Jun 25, 2008 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions
That happened once on the old site
Aybarrowed Devin’s login
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 25, 2008 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions
That sucks
it must have been like someone kicking you in the Kotchman
by seattlebruin on Jun 25, 2008 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Flagged because I'm in a Huff that you didn't have a pun in the Prior comment
by seattlebruin on Jun 25, 2008 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions
So I didn't use a pun. It hapPence.
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 25, 2008 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Stop being such an Infante about it or I'll crush you to within an Inge of your life
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 25, 2008 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions
You don't Seay?
Bring it – I’ll spike you with my Clete clear across the Thames river.
by seattlebruin on Jun 25, 2008 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions
When I'm done with you, you'll have to crawford help.
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 25, 2008 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions
But really, I'm just kidding. Just Gibbons you a hard time.
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 25, 2008 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes, this could brighten up even the most Grimsley day.
It’s a bright ray of Sonnanstine.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 25, 2008 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions
On an otherwise Cloudey day.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 25, 2008 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I will deftly Ward off your attacks
and then Marshall my troops to destroy you with 100lb halberds and no trucks
by seattlebruin on Jun 25, 2008 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey, settle Downs.
He’s just trying to push your Boutons.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 25, 2008 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybin I don't like my buttons to be pressed
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 25, 2008 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Some of these puns belong in the Dempster
by seattlebruin on Jun 25, 2008 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I hate this comment. I wish we could Burnett
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 25, 2008 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't think you can Riggleman off the Houk for that one.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 25, 2008 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, some of them aren't Werth a Darnell Coles it's hard to stay inSpiered.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 25, 2008 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions
It would be fun to drive around the new lunar Verlander
by seattlebruin on Jun 25, 2008 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions
It's occurred to me that my navigation system isn't working
perhaps I need a new JI-roscope
by seattlebruin on Jun 25, 2008 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Felix is our Maine attraction, the only Reyes of hope we have for this moribound franchise
He proved that he has the Wright stuff when he Beltraned that GS. The only way it could have Endyed better is if he had Wagnered his finger at Santana while rounding the bases. He even showed how Wise he is by not trying to pitch through his injury. Now if only they would Pelfrey his friend Wlad it would Cancel or Nixon most of the stupid the M’s have done. Now only if he would go to Church.
I’ve used so many of their players in this, I feel like I’ve Mets them all! Much too Easley.
by seattlebruin on Jun 25, 2008 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions
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