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Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.

by Goose on Jun 24, 2008 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kal-El, how my dictate?

Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.

by Orlando Rays on Jun 24, 2008 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fernando Tatis? Endy Chavez?

Have we time traveled to play the ‘01 Expos? Boy some of these GMs sure like to stockpile old familiar talent and squeeze every last bit of life out of them.

by Omerta on Jun 24, 2008 5:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Uh, yea. That's what I've been saying for months.

Jose Vidro, here we come.

3 bases there on the Beltre glove-throw. Hello, ump?

by JohnPeterson on Jun 24, 2008 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hard to go wrong with a Batman movie

However, there was that one with Arnold as Mr. Freeze where he kept shooting off corny one-liners…or were they being clever by mocking his past movie career?

by Omerta on Jun 24, 2008 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

There's a billboard up

about a mile from my work.

The poster formerly known as Matt.

by bluemax on Jun 24, 2008 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

OMFG

Beltre fucking THREW HIS GLOVE at the ball!!!!!!!

by Smegmalicious on Jun 24, 2008 5:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bwahaa Beltre threw his glove.

Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.

by Goose on Jun 24, 2008 5:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Okay, I'm back.

I told you all the umpire was biased. I also told you that the Mets lineup sucks and would score at most one run. I also told you that Marlon Anderson is worse at defense than Rual Ibanez. Did anyone listen? No.

by JohnPeterson on Jun 24, 2008 5:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sometimes

we can get wrapped up too much in our own suck, unable to see others…suck.

by Omerta on Jun 24, 2008 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Marlon Anderson is not worse at defense than Raul Ibanez

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Jun 24, 2008 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Raul Ibanez's star of suck just shines brighter because he plays more.

But Marlon Anderson is a starting corner outfielder enough for his defensive star of suck to shine brighter because he can’t hit, either.

None of the players in our lineup 4-9 can hit. Without Beltran, it’s 3-9. Castillo is questionable. Really, it’s Reyes and a team full of scrubs. This team would be under .500 in a full AA season. $140 fucking million dollars.

by JohnPeterson on Jun 24, 2008 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Trust me, Raul is worse.

We’ll take Wright from you, after all I see you failed to mention him as one of the good players.

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Jun 24, 2008 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Beltre is fucking awesome

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Jun 24, 2008 5:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I think it's worth 3 bases in the bigs as well.

Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.

by Goose on Jun 24, 2008 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Glove has to make contact with the ball

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Jun 24, 2008 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Glove didn't touch the ball.

Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.

by Goose on Jun 24, 2008 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And in the major leagues too.

Will someone tell me what happened with Beltran and Runge, and why Runge (whom I’m assuming is on the wrong) is to blame?

God, the Mets suck so much. Here is Robinson Cancel pinch-hitting. He doesn’t belong in AA, let alone the major leagues.

Fire Omar Minaya now.

by JohnPeterson on Jun 24, 2008 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Real answer: Home plate umpire is a pussy

Our answer: KHARMIC REVENGE FOR INJURING OUR GOD!

by BrianL on Jun 24, 2008 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)

by JI on Jun 24, 2008 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jeff enabled me.

Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)

by JI on Jun 24, 2008 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like it this way

it’s low quality as an homage.

by Jeff on Jun 24, 2008 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought it was good.

Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)

by JI on Jun 24, 2008 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I've come so far.

Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)

by JI on Jun 24, 2008 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No video.

Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)

by JI on Jun 24, 2008 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I just realized the was a mouse pointer in LawnDart

So I made LawnDart 2.0

sidebar that motheerfucka

Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)

by JI on Jun 24, 2008 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)

by JI on Jun 24, 2008 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Game Day says "on field delay" for the argument.

Next time I get in an argument with the GF it will be an “in car delay” or “in house delay”

by nwtrev on Jun 24, 2008 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And just to recap

Felix still has more extra base hits than WFB.

by BrianL on Jun 24, 2008 5:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

AP article just popped up on RSS

saying that Felix is in a walking boot and is eyeing a quick return.

The poster formerly known as Matt.

by bluemax on Jun 24, 2008 5:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

DICKEY!!!!

THE DICKTATER STRIKES AGAIN!!!

by Smegmalicious on Jun 24, 2008 5:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

*Dicktator

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Jun 24, 2008 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That doesn't make sense

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Jun 24, 2008 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's a potato

But instead of eyes it has dicks.

I makes sense in my head, maybe I’m defective

by Smegmalicious on Jun 24, 2008 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ron Darling should be genocided.

Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)

by JI on Jun 24, 2008 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They are the best in the game.

But I would fucking shoot myself if I HAD to watch every inning of every Mets game. You can pretty much leave the room for two innings if the top of the lineup fails to get on.

by JohnPeterson on Jun 24, 2008 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gary Cohen is the best.

And anyone who says otherwise is a stupidhead.

by JohnPeterson on Jun 24, 2008 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Uhh...

Stupid, annoying jock voice. No thanks.

by JohnPeterson on Jun 24, 2008 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I just said that to piss you off by the way.

I want you to feel some of my pain. And don’t give me that “I’m a Mariners’ fan” bit. No one is expecting them to do anything now. People still expect the Mets to do well and the Mets will make disastrous moves in a vain effort to buy success.

And while the Mariners are poised for a change-in-direction in terms of operations management, that won’t happen with the Mets for a decade, at least.

by JohnPeterson on Jun 24, 2008 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dodgers

Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)

by JI on Jun 24, 2008 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Vin Scully

I love listening to him ramble about tangentially related material for 3 hours.

The poster formerly known as Matt.

by bluemax on Jun 24, 2008 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'd kind of like to listen to the other team's announcers for once.

I suppose it’d get tiresome after awhile and I got nothing against Sims/Niehaus but it would be nice to listen to another perspective for a time.

by Omerta on Jun 24, 2008 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WTF

Gameday skipped Dickey’s at bat.

The poster formerly known as Matt.

by bluemax on Jun 24, 2008 5:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I just noticed that

It says Kenji K, Willie walk and now Ichiro is up.

by nwtrev on Jun 24, 2008 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And now

it eat Ichiro’s AB and gives me Dickey’s in return.

The poster formerly known as Matt.

by bluemax on Jun 24, 2008 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

East Coast City Team announcers hate

everything non East Coast City?

The poster formerly known as Matt.

by bluemax on Jun 24, 2008 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't see this at all.

Unlike other announcers, they don’t say “we” and call players by their first names and fail to show enthusiasm for other teams’ good plays. In fact, Keith Hernandez is always rooting for the other team.

by JohnPeterson on Jun 24, 2008 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What did you expect

You’re playing the METS!!!

Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.

by Orlando Rays on Jun 24, 2008 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mets <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< Mariners

Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.

by Orlando Rays on Jun 24, 2008 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is fun.

Can we haz yesterday’s result plz?

by Omerta on Jun 24, 2008 5:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

He eats too much flesh, hence he’s fat.

Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.

by Orlando Rays on Jun 24, 2008 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Uhhhhh.

Slow torture. Fucking Gary Cohen and Keith Hernandez are talking about the Aflac duck and the distinction between a handkerchief and a kerchief.

by JohnPeterson on Jun 24, 2008 5:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yes.

Gary stressed than when taken off the hand and put on the head, it becomes a kerchief.

by JohnPeterson on Jun 24, 2008 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Surprise Dickey time!

Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)

by JI on Jun 24, 2008 5:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This is just the game to cure last night.

Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)

by JI on Jun 24, 2008 5:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Clutch!

Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)

by JI on Jun 24, 2008 5:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

NOOOOO

I MISSED SCREENSHOTTING THE BIG GAY METS HAT

Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)

by JI on Jun 24, 2008 5:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Huzzah for the big Dick!

He never pitches well when i watch.

You can run, but you can't hide! Unless it's in this general area over here. Blindspot.

by PhilKenSebben on Jun 24, 2008 5:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Heh

Another Richie Funk Sac-Fly.

by ThundaPC on Jun 24, 2008 5:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I do too

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 24, 2008 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Post like it's 1699.

Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)

by JI on Jun 24, 2008 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Corco Cage?

Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)

by JI on Jun 24, 2008 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

and the comments are gone

I assumed it was a function of me donating money

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 24, 2008 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Leave it to Betancourt

Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.

by Orlando Rays on Jun 24, 2008 5:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

10-0? What?

Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.

by Goose on Jun 24, 2008 5:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I've been waiting all inning for the end of the inning

to see whether the Shea Stadium fans would erupt in a sarcastic cheer or an overwhelming boo.

by JohnPeterson on Jun 24, 2008 5:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

God bless YouTube.

I’ve missed Almost Live so much.

by BrianL on Jun 24, 2008 5:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Don't you have protection against this?

Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)

by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jeff?

Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)

by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Vote JI/R for a safer tomorrow.

Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)

by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Defiant kicked ass.

Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.

by Goose on Jun 24, 2008 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I would torch a star destroyer.

Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)

by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I would be more owrried about accidentally torpedoing the sun.

Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)

by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just don't load your armory with cobalt devices and you'll be fine.

Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.

by Goose on Jun 24, 2008 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Noted.

Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)

by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Plus you need two hand prints and voice activation.

Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)

by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is why Wprf is first officer.

Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)

by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You'd lock yourself out from the main computer

(Yes, I just thought of that).

Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)

by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wanna see the results.

Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)

by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)

by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I love that picture on the left

And I love that I got rec’d for it.

Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)

by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You need an on screen graphic.

Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)

by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

STABBITY-STAB-STAB!!!

Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.

by Orlando Rays on Jun 24, 2008 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Holy Shit

Vargas threw 45 pitches? Really?

The poster formerly known as Matt.

by bluemax on Jun 24, 2008 5:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Why did that man have his arm around a dewgong?

You can run, but you can't hide! Unless it's in this general area over here. Blindspot.

by PhilKenSebben on Jun 24, 2008 6:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oops, one is a pokemon

thanks google

You can run, but you can't hide! Unless it's in this general area over here. Blindspot.

by PhilKenSebben on Jun 24, 2008 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I love it when the tam plays the "aw fuck it" lineup

and they win anyway.

Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)

by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

We should leave Dickey in to save the bullpen...

wait on, he is the bullpen…...he can be his own bullpen…...he can get the win and the hold…

by pakipaki on Jun 24, 2008 6:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Swimming in his money bin.

Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)

by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wasn't the consensus that he was merely mired

in a season long slump which he was capable of busting out of at any point?

by Omerta on Jun 24, 2008 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kenji seems to have found his stroke

Please be our full time DH until we find a better option next season.

Oh wait you’re here for another 3 years. Crap.

by marinator on Jun 24, 2008 6:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I would sell my soul for a Dickey Home Run

You can run, but you can't hide! Unless it's in this general area over here. Blindspot.

by PhilKenSebben on Jun 24, 2008 6:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

REED!

ICHIRO FINALLY GETS SOME INNINGS OFF!

by BrianL on Jun 24, 2008 6:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Damn you all.

My whole purpose here is to educate you that it is the Mets sucking, and not the Mariners ruling, that has brought about the events of the day. Why won’ t you listen? Has the whole world gone CRAZY?

/pulls piece out on the lane

by JohnPeterson on Jun 24, 2008 6:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HAHAHAHAHA

You can run, but you can't hide! Unless it's in this general area over here. Blindspot.

by PhilKenSebben on Jun 24, 2008 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I knew you guys were struggling, but you have to be terrible to make the Mariners look

good for any stretch this season. I will wear a Mets hat to our next softball meet-up in honor of your suckage.

by Omerta on Jun 24, 2008 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks.

In the offseason I kept trying to compare the Mets’ 88-win season and likely failure to properly assess their talent with the Mariners’ 88-win season and likely failure to properly assess their talent. I wrote that acquiring Santana was not a mistake akin to acquiring Bedard, but it was still short-term thinking that would cost the Mets. Did anyone listen? They were like, “The Mariners? Don’t they play in Vancouver or something? Who the fuck cares?”

by JohnPeterson on Jun 24, 2008 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Vidro

You can run, but you can't hide! Unless it's in this general area over here. Blindspot.

by PhilKenSebben on Jun 24, 2008 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

His name is Tony Armas Jr.

And I would bet lots of money that the next pitcher called up will be he and not Carlos Muniz, the most deserving (but alas, under 30 and not an Expos veteran).

by JohnPeterson on Jun 24, 2008 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Reed would have had that

You can run, but you can't hide! Unless it's in this general area over here. Blindspot.

by PhilKenSebben on Jun 24, 2008 6:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

NO TATIS! NO TATIS! NO TATIS!

Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.

by Orlando Rays on Jun 24, 2008 6:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

"RAUL CHARGING"

Only the thing Raul “charges” is stuff to his credit card.

by mark sobba on Jun 24, 2008 6:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He could be a-chargin' his laser.

SHOOP DA WHOOP!

Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.

by Orlando Rays on Jun 24, 2008 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You can run, but you can't hide! Unless it's in this general area over here. Blindspot.

by PhilKenSebben on Jun 24, 2008 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i put width 300 in there i swear

You can run, but you can't hide! Unless it's in this general area over here. Blindspot.

by PhilKenSebben on Jun 24, 2008 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

DAMMIT i put width 300

You can run, but you can't hide! Unless it's in this general area over here. Blindspot.

by PhilKenSebben on Jun 24, 2008 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The only umpire who is worse on the Mets is Angel Hernandez,

and he’s just generally horrible. Runge specifically hates the Mets. Ask any serious Mets fan which umpire hates the Mets, and he’ll tell you.

by JohnPeterson on Jun 24, 2008 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

K!

Huge

Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.

by Orlando Rays on Jun 24, 2008 6:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

M! L! B! DOT! T! V!

Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)

by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Aaron Harang:

(Off-screen) You can do it, Aaron. Just give it a shot.

(Aaron) Ok, here goes. Llllive.

(O-S) Go on.

(A) Llllive. And. on. demand.

(A) YAY!

(Victor Martinez) Hi! Dis is Victor Martinez (gay hand thing)

by JohnPeterson on Jun 24, 2008 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

mine was in time with vitor

Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)

by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

117 pitches? Pfft, he should of been able to throw 150+

Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.

by Goose on Jun 24, 2008 6:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

seriously, the other week the M's were talking about having Felix got 120-130 pitches

so why wouldn’t they have a knuckleball pitcher with a 10 run lead go 130-140 pitches?

by mark sobba on Jun 24, 2008 6:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You're parents text?

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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Belonging to you.

Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)

by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well... you frequent here...

Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)

by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gay Sox

Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)

by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Way to spell.

And don’t be fooled. Look at his splits.

by JohnPeterson on Jun 24, 2008 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Was sarcasm

I love that 5.96 tRA though

by Graham on Jun 24, 2008 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

tRA?

You nerds, I can’t keep up. I just masted DIPS, and now “tra”?

Just kidding, I get it.

by JohnPeterson on Jun 24, 2008 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't worry it's some nonsense Graham made up

and refuses to show his sources.

What’s next? P.H.A.?

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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Another guy I thought was out of baseball

I guess we’ll see Andres Gallaraga pinch hit this next inning.

by Omerta on Jun 24, 2008 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You lie.

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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's pushing 50 and battling cancer.

Still, he could probably luck out and crush one.

by Omerta on Jun 24, 2008 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yea, 3 year, $10MM+ year contract.

My favorite part of this game is that even you guys recognize that Runge is an ass, even when the person getting fucked by him was Beltran, who was dead to you yesterday.

By the way, Jerry Manuel now has been ejected more times as manager than Willie Randolph in his entire time with the Mets. Not including earlier this year when the umpires overruled a Delgado home run, when Manuel, not Randolph was ejected.

by JohnPeterson on Jun 24, 2008 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I keep getting excited on these.

I have like baseball blueballs right now. D=

by joof on Jun 24, 2008 6:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You can run, but you can't hide! Unless it's in this general area over here. Blindspot.

by PhilKenSebben on Jun 24, 2008 6:26 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Perhaps he is being crucified upside down?

Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)

by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

it was creepier before when it was animated and i saved it wrong

You can run, but you can't hide! Unless it's in this general area over here. Blindspot.

by PhilKenSebben on Jun 24, 2008 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

iphone. sucker

You can run, but you can't hide! Unless it's in this general area over here. Blindspot.

by PhilKenSebben on Jun 24, 2008 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)

by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

sometimes

You can run, but you can't hide! Unless it's in this general area over here. Blindspot.

by PhilKenSebben on Jun 24, 2008 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Someone good at this type of thing

Give him red eyes, horns, and a pointed tail

by marinator on Jun 24, 2008 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I find this to be inexplicably hilarious.

As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.

by acblue on Jun 24, 2008 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Please don't do that.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 24, 2008 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.

by acblue on Jun 24, 2008 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did Bavasi just get fired?

Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.

by Orlando Rays on Jun 24, 2008 6:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Our blogger just announced it like it was breaking news

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by Orlando Rays on Jun 24, 2008 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's true.

Greg Vaughn just got released from the Tampa Bay Devil Rays too. Might want to pass that along.

by Omerta on Jun 24, 2008 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Internet is a big place.

There are many sources of news and information.

By the way, I recommend everyone check out John Turturro’s mid-nineties infomercial for Lycos.

by JohnPeterson on Jun 24, 2008 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ballgame!

Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.

by Goose on Jun 24, 2008 6:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So, that was pretty awesome.

As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.

by acblue on Jun 24, 2008 6:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Dammit JI.

You keep your diseases to yourself.

by BrianL on Jun 24, 2008 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

But I have love to give!

Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)

by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Through love.

Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)

by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You are so generous.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 24, 2008 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's less special that way.

Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)

by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's what she said?

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 24, 2008 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

A-Rod:

(swaying side to side)

M-L-B-dot-tee-vee

HEY!

by JohnPeterson on Jun 24, 2008 6:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WHY DOES HE ALWAYS SWAY

ALWAYS WITH THE SWAYING

by Jeff on Jun 24, 2008 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Boy's got rhythm.

Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)

by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He likes junior high dances.

And that explains his preference for large, manly women.

by JohnPeterson on Jun 24, 2008 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sex appeal.

So he believes.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 24, 2008 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

HE DOES IT FOR JEET

You can run, but you can't hide! Unless it's in this general area over here. Blindspot.

by PhilKenSebben on Jun 24, 2008 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

also relevant to jeet.

You can run, but you can't hide! Unless it's in this general area over here. Blindspot.

by PhilKenSebben on Jun 24, 2008 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

See JI, this is how it happens.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 24, 2008 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jeet?

no thx

Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)

by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just the flow chart part.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 24, 2008 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We don't have five lovely ladies.

Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)

by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Close enough.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 24, 2008 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

None of Cairo's hits leave the IF.

Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)

by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Whoa, I just check in and Dickey throws 7 scoreless?

Felix/Bedard/Morrow/Hyphen/Dickey for ‘09. Accept no substitutes.

Captain Raptor and the Space Pirates is one of the greatest literary achievements of the Modern Era.

by Frosty Raptor on Jun 24, 2008 6:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Touche

Captain Raptor and the Space Pirates is one of the greatest literary achievements of the Modern Era.

by Frosty Raptor on Jun 24, 2008 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What the rusty fuck?

As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.

by acblue on Jun 24, 2008 6:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Big day for Richie

wonder if Minaya will pick him up when we cut him loose

by Jeff on Jun 24, 2008 6:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Why would we cut him

He’s coming around…

ug

by Smegmalicious on Jun 24, 2008 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

h?

Actually I don’t know if there is a proper spelling for that word.

by Omerta on Jun 24, 2008 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Trade for Delgado!

Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)

by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What the hell.

Does this postpone Sexson’s departure?

by Omerta on Jun 24, 2008 6:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Stone says the M's are auditioning him for takers

If nobody bites, he gets cut before Monday.

Captain Raptor and the Space Pirates is one of the greatest literary achievements of the Modern Era.

by Frosty Raptor on Jun 24, 2008 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If he shows up he gets paid.

Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)

by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think the idea is to swallow his salary

And hope for some kind of prospect in return

Captain Raptor and the Space Pirates is one of the greatest literary achievements of the Modern Era.

by Frosty Raptor on Jun 24, 2008 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Meaning, at a real job you'd just quit and sleep in.

Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)

by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Richie XBH!?

That’s gotta be embarassing for the Mets.

by ThundaPC on Jun 24, 2008 6:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Welcome to the Mets, Richie.

You can wear whatever number you please.

by JohnPeterson on Jun 24, 2008 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Enjoy

You can run, but you can't hide! Unless it's in this general area over here. Blindspot.

by PhilKenSebben on Jun 24, 2008 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

DONT JUST LOOK AT IT, EAT IT.

You can run, but you can't hide! Unless it's in this general area over here. Blindspot.

by PhilKenSebben on Jun 24, 2008 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's M's Miracle Week.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 24, 2008 6:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

We will pay dearly for this.

Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)

by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, at least some things never change.

As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.

by acblue on Jun 24, 2008 6:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Awesome

Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.

by Orlando Rays on Jun 24, 2008 6:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

My dog is a sweetie

She runs into trees to try to knock fruit down to eat. Unfortunately she hasn’t learned that pine cones are inedible

by Graham on Jun 24, 2008 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That sounds like Animal Crossing

Captain Raptor and the Space Pirates is one of the greatest literary achievements of the Modern Era.

by Frosty Raptor on Jun 24, 2008 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So Bloomquist in center, Reed in right?

Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)

by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)

by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.

by Orlando Rays on Jun 24, 2008 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LATE

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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wonder if we can trade WFB at the deadline

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by Frosty Raptor on Jun 24, 2008 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is more of a fluke than the Grand Slam.

Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.

by Goose on Jun 24, 2008 6:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

PH FELIX!

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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah gotta at least swing the bat. Jeez Lowe.

Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.

by Goose on Jun 24, 2008 6:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

NO TATIS! NO TATIS! NO TATIS!

Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.

by Orlando Rays on Jun 24, 2008 6:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Is an 11-run lead safe with Lowe?

Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.

by Orlando Rays on Jun 24, 2008 6:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I guess so.

Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.

by Orlando Rays on Jun 24, 2008 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did that really just happen?

Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.

by Goose on Jun 24, 2008 6:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

[deleted, dead meme]

Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)

by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs