6/24: Open Game Thread, Part 2
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Richie looks pretty much done.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Jun 24, 2008 5:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I could give you some evidence if you would like some convincing, sir.
Yesterday's Pants
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 24, 2008 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, this one-strikeout-and-two-hard-hit-balls-in-three-plate-appearances-game is surely his death knell
by Graham on Jun 24, 2008 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was looking more at last season and this season
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 24, 2008 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
by Goose on Jun 24, 2008 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kal-El, how my dictate?
Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.
by Orlando Rays on Jun 24, 2008 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's one HUGE dick!
/Robert
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
by Goose on Jun 24, 2008 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hate dicky jokes.
Unless it invovles Felix and is in my mouth
by Robert on Jun 25, 2008 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So does this performance buy Dickey another start or two?
by BrianL on Jun 24, 2008 5:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fernando Tatis? Endy Chavez?
Have we time traveled to play the ‘01 Expos? Boy some of these GMs sure like to stockpile old familiar talent and squeeze every last bit of life out of them.
by Omerta on Jun 24, 2008 5:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Uh, yea. That's what I've been saying for months.
Jose Vidro, here we come.
3 bases there on the Beltre glove-throw. Hello, ump?
by JohnPeterson on Jun 24, 2008 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Only if the glove makes contact with it, isn't it?
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 24, 2008 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dark Knight is gonna be 10 levels of awesome.
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
by Goose on Jun 24, 2008 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hells yes
and they got rid of Katie Holmes
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 24, 2008 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hopefully the joker doesn't suck...
I have faith in Christian Bale though.
by Smegmalicious on Jun 24, 2008 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can't wait to see what he'll do next
Too Soon?
Your favorite meme is dead
by Edanger6 on Jun 24, 2008 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He'll be in Terry Gilliam's awesome movie
well half of it.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
by bluemax on Jun 24, 2008 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hard to go wrong with a Batman movie
However, there was that one with Arnold as Mr. Freeze where he kept shooting off corny one-liners…or were they being clever by mocking his past movie career?
by Omerta on Jun 24, 2008 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Nostalgia Critic agrees
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
by Goose on Jun 24, 2008 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There's a billboard up
about a mile from my work.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
by bluemax on Jun 24, 2008 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OMFG
Beltre fucking THREW HIS GLOVE at the ball!!!!!!!
by Smegmalicious on Jun 24, 2008 5:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bwahaa Beltre threw his glove.
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
by Goose on Jun 24, 2008 5:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Okay, I'm back.
I told you all the umpire was biased. I also told you that the Mets lineup sucks and would score at most one run. I also told you that Marlon Anderson is worse at defense than Rual Ibanez. Did anyone listen? No.
by JohnPeterson on Jun 24, 2008 5:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Marlon Anderson is not worse at defense than Raul Ibanez
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 24, 2008 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Raul Ibanez's star of suck just shines brighter because he plays more.
But Marlon Anderson is a starting corner outfielder enough for his defensive star of suck to shine brighter because he can’t hit, either.
None of the players in our lineup 4-9 can hit. Without Beltran, it’s 3-9. Castillo is questionable. Really, it’s Reyes and a team full of scrubs. This team would be under .500 in a full AA season. $140 fucking million dollars.
by JohnPeterson on Jun 24, 2008 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Trust me, Raul is worse.
We’ll take Wright from you, after all I see you failed to mention him as one of the good players.
Yesterday's Pants
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 24, 2008 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I figured you meant lineup as in normal starters, not today's specific lineup.
Yesterday's Pants
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 24, 2008 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Beltre is fucking awesome
Yesterday's Pants
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 24, 2008 5:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That's a 3 base error in little league.
by Smegmalicious on Jun 24, 2008 5:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I think it's worth 3 bases in the bigs as well.
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
by Goose on Jun 24, 2008 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So why didn't the guy get 3 bases?
by Smegmalicious on Jun 24, 2008 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Glove has to make contact with the ball
Yesterday's Pants
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 24, 2008 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Glove didn't touch the ball.
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
by Goose on Jun 24, 2008 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And in the major leagues too.
Will someone tell me what happened with Beltran and Runge, and why Runge (whom I’m assuming is on the wrong) is to blame?
God, the Mets suck so much. Here is Robinson Cancel pinch-hitting. He doesn’t belong in AA, let alone the major leagues.
Fire Omar Minaya now.
by JohnPeterson on Jun 24, 2008 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Baltran was complaining about a called strike call, Runge got in his face about it
Chaos/hilarity ensues
by Graham on Jun 24, 2008 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Got here too late for the other thread but why did Beltran get tossed?
by nwtrev on Jun 24, 2008 5:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Real answer: Home plate umpire is a pussy
Our answer: KHARMIC REVENGE FOR INJURING OUR GOD!
by BrianL on Jun 24, 2008 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 24, 2008 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
One of these days major league baseball is going to bust our asses for these unauthorized gifs.
by BrianL on Jun 24, 2008 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jeff enabled me.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 24, 2008 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Someone needs to go back into the archives and recreate the VIDRO SCORES gif.
by BrianL on Jun 24, 2008 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like it this way
it’s low quality as an homage.
by Jeff on Jun 24, 2008 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought it was good.
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've come so far.

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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just realized the was a mouse pointer in LawnDart
So I made LawnDart 2.0
sidebar that motheerfucka
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 24, 2008 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Everyone like this a lot better than they did this afternoon.
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This gif is like Barry Bonds 2004's bat combined with Ozzie Smith 1982's defense.
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't make me post the worst .gif of all time
by Jeff on Jun 24, 2008 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That player will win you so many games in baseball mogul.
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 24, 2008 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Game Day says "on field delay" for the argument.
Next time I get in an argument with the GF it will be an “in car delay” or “in house delay”
by nwtrev on Jun 24, 2008 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Holy shit who is this fat fuck at the plate?
by BrianL on Jun 24, 2008 5:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So we're fielding a starting lineup that has Ballgame, Kenji, Sexson, and Dickey in the batting order
And we’re up 6-0.
Somebody explain this.
by esoteric on Jun 24, 2008 5:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I got nothing.
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Mets are fielding a lineup that has Castillo, Delgado, Nixon, Chavez, Tatis, Schneider and Perez in the batting order.
by JohnPeterson on Jun 24, 2008 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I really think it's mostly Perez.
He’s turned back into the Pirates pumpkin he used to be.
by esoteric on Jun 24, 2008 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And just to recap
Felix still has more extra base hits than WFB.
by BrianL on Jun 24, 2008 5:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
AP article just popped up on RSS
saying that Felix is in a walking boot and is eyeing a quick return.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
by bluemax on Jun 24, 2008 5:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
DICKEY!!!!
THE DICKTATER STRIKES AGAIN!!!
by Smegmalicious on Jun 24, 2008 5:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
*Dicktator
Yesterday's Pants
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 24, 2008 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That doesn't make sense
Yesterday's Pants
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 24, 2008 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's a potato
But instead of eyes it has dicks.
I makes sense in my head, maybe I’m defective
by Smegmalicious on Jun 24, 2008 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The pitchers hit better than our batters
How sad.
by krb on Jun 24, 2008 5:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
These Mets announcers are a big sack of nag
by Jeff on Jun 24, 2008 5:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ron Darling should be genocided.
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They are the best in the game.
But I would fucking shoot myself if I HAD to watch every inning of every Mets game. You can pretty much leave the room for two innings if the top of the lineup fails to get on.
by JohnPeterson on Jun 24, 2008 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Everybody thinks their announcers are the best in the game
they’re all wrong except San Diego.
by Jeff on Jun 24, 2008 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
San Diego's announers are awesome to the 10th degree.
by BrianL on Jun 24, 2008 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Announcers, even.
I think my C key is sticking.
by BrianL on Jun 24, 2008 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gary Cohen is the best.
And anyone who says otherwise is a stupidhead.
by JohnPeterson on Jun 24, 2008 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Uhh...
Stupid, annoying jock voice. No thanks.
by JohnPeterson on Jun 24, 2008 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just said that to piss you off by the way.
I want you to feel some of my pain. And don’t give me that “I’m a Mariners’ fan” bit. No one is expecting them to do anything now. People still expect the Mets to do well and the Mets will make disastrous moves in a vain effort to buy success.
And while the Mariners are poised for a change-in-direction in terms of operations management, that won’t happen with the Mets for a decade, at least.
by JohnPeterson on Jun 24, 2008 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
After yesterday I won't be capable of being pissed off again for months
I am sorry that you are better than us
by Jeff on Jun 24, 2008 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dodgers
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Vin Scully
I love listening to him ramble about tangentially related material for 3 hours.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
by bluemax on Jun 24, 2008 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd kind of like to listen to the other team's announcers for once.
I suppose it’d get tiresome after awhile and I got nothing against Sims/Niehaus but it would be nice to listen to another perspective for a time.
by Omerta on Jun 24, 2008 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let's just forfeit the DH
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 24, 2008 5:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I think you have to be the home team to do that
by nwtrev on Jun 24, 2008 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
but only if Raul Ibanez gets a unicorn to ride around on
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 24, 2008 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WTF
Gameday skipped Dickey’s at bat.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
by bluemax on Jun 24, 2008 5:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I just noticed that
It says Kenji K, Willie walk and now Ichiro is up.
by nwtrev on Jun 24, 2008 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
East Coast City Team announcers hate
everything non East Coast City?
The poster formerly known as Matt.
by bluemax on Jun 24, 2008 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't see this at all.
Unlike other announcers, they don’t say “we” and call players by their first names and fail to show enthusiasm for other teams’ good plays. In fact, Keith Hernandez is always rooting for the other team.
by JohnPeterson on Jun 24, 2008 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Who does this guy think he is?"
“I’m Keith Hernandez!”
by thewyrm on Jun 24, 2008 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So I just realized we need a Jim Riggleman towel
by Jeff on Jun 24, 2008 5:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What did you expect
You’re playing the METS!!!
Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.
by Orlando Rays on Jun 24, 2008 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mets <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< Mariners
Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.
by Orlando Rays on Jun 24, 2008 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can't wait until Omar Minaya gets fired.
Of course, I know Bill Bavasi or Wayne Krivsky is next in line.
by JohnPeterson on Jun 24, 2008 5:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This umpire likes to talk to the players.
What up with that?
by Smegmalicious on Jun 24, 2008 5:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This is fun.
Can we haz yesterday’s result plz?
by Omerta on Jun 24, 2008 5:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Did that fat kid in the crowd have a flesh eating disease?
by marinator on Jun 24, 2008 5:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah
He eats too much flesh, hence he’s fat.
Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.
by Orlando Rays on Jun 24, 2008 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Uhhhhh.
Slow torture. Fucking Gary Cohen and Keith Hernandez are talking about the Aflac duck and the distinction between a handkerchief and a kerchief.
by JohnPeterson on Jun 24, 2008 5:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes.
Gary stressed than when taken off the hand and put on the head, it becomes a kerchief.
by JohnPeterson on Jun 24, 2008 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
MARINERS ACQUIRE NELSON PAYANO
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 24, 2008 5:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
STATS
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 24, 2008 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Better than the last time we traded with Atlanta.
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's close
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 24, 2008 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
NELSON PAYANO
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 24, 2008 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
For who? What is this supposed to be, a trade?
by marinator on Jun 24, 2008 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Greg Norton
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 24, 2008 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Surprise Dickey time!
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 5:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You know what time it is!?
by BrianL on Jun 24, 2008 5:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We all do, Omerta.
We all do.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by acblue on Jun 24, 2008 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is just the game to cure last night.
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 5:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So the Mets are really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really bad.
And I prefer Dan Wilson to Blowers even if he does have the least energetic voice ever.
by SethGrandpa on Jun 24, 2008 5:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Clutch!
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 24, 2008 5:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bases-loaded for Sexson.
Quick, pinch-hit Felix.
by ThundaPC on Jun 24, 2008 5:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Are we using up all of our baseball goodwill
in one game? Everything has gone right.
by Omerta on Jun 24, 2008 5:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I love that Beltre's twatted the ball twice for outs and gets a hit on a weak ground ball
by Graham on Jun 24, 2008 5:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
NOOOOO
I MISSED SCREENSHOTTING THE BIG GAY METS HAT
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 5:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That's what I get for actually cooking something.
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Huzzah for the big Dick!
He never pitches well when i watch.
You can run, but you can't hide! Unless it's in this general area over here. Blindspot.
by PhilKenSebben on Jun 24, 2008 5:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HOLY CRAP I'M UNBANNED FROM USSM
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 24, 2008 5:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I do too
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 24, 2008 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Post like it's 1699.
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Corco Cage?
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
and the comments are gone
I assumed it was a function of me donating money
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 24, 2008 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We should make Adam Kennedy our firstbaseman.
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Leave it to Betancourt
Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.
by Orlando Rays on Jun 24, 2008 5:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow do they ever sound embarrassed about losing to us
by Jeff on Jun 24, 2008 5:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I love the looks of disgust as they pan the crowd too
These last two games have been oh so sweet.
by Omerta on Jun 24, 2008 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
As they should be.
FIRE. OMAR. NOW.
by JohnPeterson on Jun 24, 2008 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do you have a petition to sign like that Nats fan did?
by Omerta on Jun 24, 2008 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Petitions are stupid.
I blog instead.
by JohnPeterson on Jun 24, 2008 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Blogging
We are the opposite of the communist octopus
by Jeff on Jun 24, 2008 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
As opposed to having tentacles on everything, we have no hold on anything?
I have no faith in people to seek out and understand the superior argument. What do I care whether they sign a damn petition? I just want to share my thoughts with like-minded people.
by JohnPeterson on Jun 24, 2008 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I forgot what we're talking about
Petitions are stupid too.
by Jeff on Jun 24, 2008 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
10-0? What?
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
by Goose on Jun 24, 2008 5:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I've been waiting all inning for the end of the inning
to see whether the Shea Stadium fans would erupt in a sarcastic cheer or an overwhelming boo.
by JohnPeterson on Jun 24, 2008 5:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
God bless YouTube.
I’ve missed Almost Live so much.
by BrianL on Jun 24, 2008 5:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
STRASSSSSSSSBURRRGGG NOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo
by redwolf75 on Jun 24, 2008 5:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
There will be other games.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 24, 2008 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We will only be one game ahead of the Strasburg race after today
It’s not looking good.
by marinator on Jun 24, 2008 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I didn't see the connection
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 24, 2008 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Conclusion: Jeff likes cats
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 24, 2008 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I imagine penalty boxing you for abusing the penalty box would go badly for me
by Graham on Jun 24, 2008 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't you have protection against this?
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Vote JI/R for a safer tomorrow.

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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Robert couldn't even defend himself from soccer balls
by Jeff on Jun 24, 2008 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is controlled by buttons.
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You are misrepresen.... bwhahahahahaha
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Defiant kicked ass.
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
by Goose on Jun 24, 2008 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would torch a star destroyer.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm looking forward to your typos manifesting themselves as accidentally pressing the self-destruct button
by Graham on Jun 24, 2008 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would be more owrried about accidentally torpedoing the sun.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just don't load your armory with cobalt devices and you'll be fine.
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
by Goose on Jun 24, 2008 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Plus you need two hand prints and voice activation.
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is why Wprf is first officer.
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You'd lock yourself out from the main computer
(Yes, I just thought of that).
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's why we have Data(Fairy) around to get you back in.
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
by Goose on Jun 24, 2008 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wanna see the results.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You can never kill my spirit.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can't believe you have made an Edmonds' concussion gif.
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That .gif would be too long due to volume
by Jeff on Jun 24, 2008 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was on play against the White Sox in 2006.
I’m serious.
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love that picture on the left
And I love that I got rec’d for it.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well this is getting out of hand
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 24, 2008 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why me!?!
Why not Coach/Butthol?
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 24, 2008 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also I only recently discovered the awesomeness of the penalty box
by Jeff on Jun 24, 2008 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm praying it becomes a dead meme
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 24, 2008 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe Gomez/Graham/Matthew/Devin will
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 24, 2008 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know better than to side against Jeff
by Graham on Jun 24, 2008 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I promise I will only betray your trust if it's for a sufficiently hilarious occasion
by Graham on Jun 24, 2008 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I fear for the fate of my next drunk email
by Jeff on Jun 24, 2008 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just re-read this
It could’ve been better.
by Jeff on Jun 24, 2008 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You need an on screen graphic.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Psshhhh whatever penalty box is my crib now
It’s off the chain
(I know it’s coming)
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 24, 2008 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

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