6/24: Open Game Thread, Part 2
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Richie looks pretty much done.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Jun 24, 2008 5:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I could give you some evidence if you would like some convincing, sir.
Yesterday's Pants
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 24, 2008 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, this one-strikeout-and-two-hard-hit-balls-in-three-plate-appearances-game is surely his death knell
by Graham on Jun 24, 2008 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was looking more at last season and this season
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 24, 2008 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
by Goose on Jun 24, 2008 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kal-El, how my dictate?
Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.
by Orlando Rays on Jun 24, 2008 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's one HUGE dick!
/Robert
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
by Goose on Jun 24, 2008 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hate dicky jokes.
Unless it invovles Felix and is in my mouth
by Robert on Jun 25, 2008 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So does this performance buy Dickey another start or two?
by BrianL on Jun 24, 2008 5:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fernando Tatis? Endy Chavez?
Have we time traveled to play the ‘01 Expos? Boy some of these GMs sure like to stockpile old familiar talent and squeeze every last bit of life out of them.
by Omerta on Jun 24, 2008 5:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Uh, yea. That's what I've been saying for months.
Jose Vidro, here we come.
3 bases there on the Beltre glove-throw. Hello, ump?
by JohnPeterson on Jun 24, 2008 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Only if the glove makes contact with it, isn't it?
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 24, 2008 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dark Knight is gonna be 10 levels of awesome.
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
by Goose on Jun 24, 2008 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hells yes
and they got rid of Katie Holmes
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 24, 2008 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hopefully the joker doesn't suck...
I have faith in Christian Bale though.
by Smegmalicious on Jun 24, 2008 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can't wait to see what he'll do next
Too Soon?
Your favorite meme is dead
by Edanger6 on Jun 24, 2008 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He'll be in Terry Gilliam's awesome movie
well half of it.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
by bluemax on Jun 24, 2008 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hard to go wrong with a Batman movie
However, there was that one with Arnold as Mr. Freeze where he kept shooting off corny one-liners…or were they being clever by mocking his past movie career?
by Omerta on Jun 24, 2008 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Nostalgia Critic agrees
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
by Goose on Jun 24, 2008 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There's a billboard up
about a mile from my work.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
by bluemax on Jun 24, 2008 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OMFG
Beltre fucking THREW HIS GLOVE at the ball!!!!!!!
by Smegmalicious on Jun 24, 2008 5:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bwahaa Beltre threw his glove.
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
by Goose on Jun 24, 2008 5:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Okay, I'm back.
I told you all the umpire was biased. I also told you that the Mets lineup sucks and would score at most one run. I also told you that Marlon Anderson is worse at defense than Rual Ibanez. Did anyone listen? No.
by JohnPeterson on Jun 24, 2008 5:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Marlon Anderson is not worse at defense than Raul Ibanez
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 24, 2008 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Raul Ibanez's star of suck just shines brighter because he plays more.
But Marlon Anderson is a starting corner outfielder enough for his defensive star of suck to shine brighter because he can’t hit, either.
None of the players in our lineup 4-9 can hit. Without Beltran, it’s 3-9. Castillo is questionable. Really, it’s Reyes and a team full of scrubs. This team would be under .500 in a full AA season. $140 fucking million dollars.
by JohnPeterson on Jun 24, 2008 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Trust me, Raul is worse.
We’ll take Wright from you, after all I see you failed to mention him as one of the good players.
Yesterday's Pants
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 24, 2008 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I figured you meant lineup as in normal starters, not today's specific lineup.
Yesterday's Pants
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 24, 2008 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Beltre is fucking awesome
Yesterday's Pants
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 24, 2008 5:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That's a 3 base error in little league.
by Smegmalicious on Jun 24, 2008 5:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I think it's worth 3 bases in the bigs as well.
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
by Goose on Jun 24, 2008 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So why didn't the guy get 3 bases?
by Smegmalicious on Jun 24, 2008 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Glove has to make contact with the ball
Yesterday's Pants
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 24, 2008 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Glove didn't touch the ball.
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
by Goose on Jun 24, 2008 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And in the major leagues too.
Will someone tell me what happened with Beltran and Runge, and why Runge (whom I’m assuming is on the wrong) is to blame?
God, the Mets suck so much. Here is Robinson Cancel pinch-hitting. He doesn’t belong in AA, let alone the major leagues.
Fire Omar Minaya now.
by JohnPeterson on Jun 24, 2008 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Baltran was complaining about a called strike call, Runge got in his face about it
Chaos/hilarity ensues
by Graham on Jun 24, 2008 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Got here too late for the other thread but why did Beltran get tossed?
by nwtrev on Jun 24, 2008 5:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Real answer: Home plate umpire is a pussy
Our answer: KHARMIC REVENGE FOR INJURING OUR GOD!
by BrianL on Jun 24, 2008 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 24, 2008 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
One of these days major league baseball is going to bust our asses for these unauthorized gifs.
by BrianL on Jun 24, 2008 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jeff enabled me.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 24, 2008 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Someone needs to go back into the archives and recreate the VIDRO SCORES gif.
by BrianL on Jun 24, 2008 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like it this way
it’s low quality as an homage.
by Jeff on Jun 24, 2008 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought it was good.
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've come so far.

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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just realized the was a mouse pointer in LawnDart
So I made LawnDart 2.0
sidebar that motheerfucka
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 24, 2008 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Everyone like this a lot better than they did this afternoon.
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This gif is like Barry Bonds 2004's bat combined with Ozzie Smith 1982's defense.
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't make me post the worst .gif of all time
by Jeff on Jun 24, 2008 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That player will win you so many games in baseball mogul.
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 24, 2008 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Game Day says "on field delay" for the argument.
Next time I get in an argument with the GF it will be an “in car delay” or “in house delay”
by nwtrev on Jun 24, 2008 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Holy shit who is this fat fuck at the plate?
by BrianL on Jun 24, 2008 5:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So we're fielding a starting lineup that has Ballgame, Kenji, Sexson, and Dickey in the batting order
And we’re up 6-0.
Somebody explain this.
by esoteric on Jun 24, 2008 5:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I got nothing.
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Mets are fielding a lineup that has Castillo, Delgado, Nixon, Chavez, Tatis, Schneider and Perez in the batting order.
by JohnPeterson on Jun 24, 2008 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I really think it's mostly Perez.
He’s turned back into the Pirates pumpkin he used to be.
by esoteric on Jun 24, 2008 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And just to recap
Felix still has more extra base hits than WFB.
by BrianL on Jun 24, 2008 5:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
AP article just popped up on RSS
saying that Felix is in a walking boot and is eyeing a quick return.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
by bluemax on Jun 24, 2008 5:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
DICKEY!!!!
THE DICKTATER STRIKES AGAIN!!!
by Smegmalicious on Jun 24, 2008 5:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
*Dicktator
Yesterday's Pants
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 24, 2008 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That doesn't make sense
Yesterday's Pants
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 24, 2008 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's a potato
But instead of eyes it has dicks.
I makes sense in my head, maybe I’m defective
by Smegmalicious on Jun 24, 2008 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The pitchers hit better than our batters
How sad.
by krb on Jun 24, 2008 5:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
These Mets announcers are a big sack of nag
by Jeff on Jun 24, 2008 5:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ron Darling should be genocided.
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They are the best in the game.
But I would fucking shoot myself if I HAD to watch every inning of every Mets game. You can pretty much leave the room for two innings if the top of the lineup fails to get on.
by JohnPeterson on Jun 24, 2008 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Everybody thinks their announcers are the best in the game
they’re all wrong except San Diego.
by Jeff on Jun 24, 2008 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
San Diego's announers are awesome to the 10th degree.
by BrianL on Jun 24, 2008 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Announcers, even.
I think my C key is sticking.
by BrianL on Jun 24, 2008 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gary Cohen is the best.
And anyone who says otherwise is a stupidhead.
by JohnPeterson on Jun 24, 2008 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Uhh...
Stupid, annoying jock voice. No thanks.
by JohnPeterson on Jun 24, 2008 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just said that to piss you off by the way.
I want you to feel some of my pain. And don’t give me that “I’m a Mariners’ fan” bit. No one is expecting them to do anything now. People still expect the Mets to do well and the Mets will make disastrous moves in a vain effort to buy success.
And while the Mariners are poised for a change-in-direction in terms of operations management, that won’t happen with the Mets for a decade, at least.
by JohnPeterson on Jun 24, 2008 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
After yesterday I won't be capable of being pissed off again for months
I am sorry that you are better than us
by Jeff on Jun 24, 2008 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dodgers
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Vin Scully
I love listening to him ramble about tangentially related material for 3 hours.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
by bluemax on Jun 24, 2008 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd kind of like to listen to the other team's announcers for once.
I suppose it’d get tiresome after awhile and I got nothing against Sims/Niehaus but it would be nice to listen to another perspective for a time.
by Omerta on Jun 24, 2008 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let's just forfeit the DH
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 24, 2008 5:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I think you have to be the home team to do that
by nwtrev on Jun 24, 2008 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
but only if Raul Ibanez gets a unicorn to ride around on
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 24, 2008 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WTF
Gameday skipped Dickey’s at bat.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
by bluemax on Jun 24, 2008 5:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I just noticed that
It says Kenji K, Willie walk and now Ichiro is up.
by nwtrev on Jun 24, 2008 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
East Coast City Team announcers hate
everything non East Coast City?
The poster formerly known as Matt.
by bluemax on Jun 24, 2008 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't see this at all.
Unlike other announcers, they don’t say “we” and call players by their first names and fail to show enthusiasm for other teams’ good plays. In fact, Keith Hernandez is always rooting for the other team.
by JohnPeterson on Jun 24, 2008 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Who does this guy think he is?"
“I’m Keith Hernandez!”
by thewyrm on Jun 24, 2008 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So I just realized we need a Jim Riggleman towel
by Jeff on Jun 24, 2008 5:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What did you expect
You’re playing the METS!!!
Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.
by Orlando Rays on Jun 24, 2008 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mets <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< Mariners
Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.
by Orlando Rays on Jun 24, 2008 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can't wait until Omar Minaya gets fired.
Of course, I know Bill Bavasi or Wayne Krivsky is next in line.
by JohnPeterson on Jun 24, 2008 5:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This umpire likes to talk to the players.
What up with that?
by Smegmalicious on Jun 24, 2008 5:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This is fun.
Can we haz yesterday’s result plz?
by Omerta on Jun 24, 2008 5:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Did that fat kid in the crowd have a flesh eating disease?
by marinator on Jun 24, 2008 5:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah
He eats too much flesh, hence he’s fat.
Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.
by Orlando Rays on Jun 24, 2008 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Uhhhhh.
Slow torture. Fucking Gary Cohen and Keith Hernandez are talking about the Aflac duck and the distinction between a handkerchief and a kerchief.
by JohnPeterson on Jun 24, 2008 5:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes.
Gary stressed than when taken off the hand and put on the head, it becomes a kerchief.
by JohnPeterson on Jun 24, 2008 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
MARINERS ACQUIRE NELSON PAYANO
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 24, 2008 5:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
STATS
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 24, 2008 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Better than the last time we traded with Atlanta.
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's close
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 24, 2008 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
NELSON PAYANO
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 24, 2008 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
For who? What is this supposed to be, a trade?
by marinator on Jun 24, 2008 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Greg Norton
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 24, 2008 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Surprise Dickey time!
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 5:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You know what time it is!?
by BrianL on Jun 24, 2008 5:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We all do, Omerta.
We all do.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by acblue on Jun 24, 2008 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is just the game to cure last night.
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 5:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So the Mets are really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really bad.
And I prefer Dan Wilson to Blowers even if he does have the least energetic voice ever.
by SethGrandpa on Jun 24, 2008 5:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Clutch!
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 24, 2008 5:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bases-loaded for Sexson.
Quick, pinch-hit Felix.
by ThundaPC on Jun 24, 2008 5:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Are we using up all of our baseball goodwill
in one game? Everything has gone right.
by Omerta on Jun 24, 2008 5:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I love that Beltre's twatted the ball twice for outs and gets a hit on a weak ground ball
by Graham on Jun 24, 2008 5:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
NOOOOO
I MISSED SCREENSHOTTING THE BIG GAY METS HAT
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 5:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That's what I get for actually cooking something.
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Huzzah for the big Dick!
He never pitches well when i watch.
You can run, but you can't hide! Unless it's in this general area over here. Blindspot.
by PhilKenSebben on Jun 24, 2008 5:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HOLY CRAP I'M UNBANNED FROM USSM
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 24, 2008 5:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I do too
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 24, 2008 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Post like it's 1699.
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Corco Cage?
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
and the comments are gone
I assumed it was a function of me donating money
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 24, 2008 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We should make Adam Kennedy our firstbaseman.
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Leave it to Betancourt
Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.
by Orlando Rays on Jun 24, 2008 5:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow do they ever sound embarrassed about losing to us
by Jeff on Jun 24, 2008 5:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I love the looks of disgust as they pan the crowd too
These last two games have been oh so sweet.
by Omerta on Jun 24, 2008 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
As they should be.
FIRE. OMAR. NOW.
by JohnPeterson on Jun 24, 2008 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do you have a petition to sign like that Nats fan did?
by Omerta on Jun 24, 2008 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Petitions are stupid.
I blog instead.
by JohnPeterson on Jun 24, 2008 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Blogging
We are the opposite of the communist octopus
by Jeff on Jun 24, 2008 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
As opposed to having tentacles on everything, we have no hold on anything?
I have no faith in people to seek out and understand the superior argument. What do I care whether they sign a damn petition? I just want to share my thoughts with like-minded people.
by JohnPeterson on Jun 24, 2008 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I forgot what we're talking about
Petitions are stupid too.
by Jeff on Jun 24, 2008 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
10-0? What?
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
by Goose on Jun 24, 2008 5:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I've been waiting all inning for the end of the inning
to see whether the Shea Stadium fans would erupt in a sarcastic cheer or an overwhelming boo.
by JohnPeterson on Jun 24, 2008 5:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
God bless YouTube.
I’ve missed Almost Live so much.
by BrianL on Jun 24, 2008 5:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
STRASSSSSSSSBURRRGGG NOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo
by redwolf75 on Jun 24, 2008 5:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
There will be other games.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 24, 2008 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We will only be one game ahead of the Strasburg race after today
It’s not looking good.
by marinator on Jun 24, 2008 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I didn't see the connection
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 24, 2008 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Conclusion: Jeff likes cats
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 24, 2008 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I imagine penalty boxing you for abusing the penalty box would go badly for me
by Graham on Jun 24, 2008 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't you have protection against this?
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Vote JI/R for a safer tomorrow.

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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Robert couldn't even defend himself from soccer balls
by Jeff on Jun 24, 2008 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is controlled by buttons.
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You are misrepresen.... bwhahahahahaha
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Defiant kicked ass.
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
by Goose on Jun 24, 2008 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would torch a star destroyer.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm looking forward to your typos manifesting themselves as accidentally pressing the self-destruct button
by Graham on Jun 24, 2008 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would be more owrried about accidentally torpedoing the sun.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just don't load your armory with cobalt devices and you'll be fine.
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
by Goose on Jun 24, 2008 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Plus you need two hand prints and voice activation.
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is why Wprf is first officer.
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You'd lock yourself out from the main computer
(Yes, I just thought of that).
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's why we have Data(Fairy) around to get you back in.
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
by Goose on Jun 24, 2008 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wanna see the results.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You can never kill my spirit.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can't believe you have made an Edmonds' concussion gif.
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That .gif would be too long due to volume
by Jeff on Jun 24, 2008 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was on play against the White Sox in 2006.
I’m serious.
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love that picture on the left
And I love that I got rec’d for it.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well this is getting out of hand
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 24, 2008 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why me!?!
Why not Coach/Butthol?
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 24, 2008 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also I only recently discovered the awesomeness of the penalty box
by Jeff on Jun 24, 2008 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm praying it becomes a dead meme
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 24, 2008 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe Gomez/Graham/Matthew/Devin will
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 24, 2008 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know better than to side against Jeff
by Graham on Jun 24, 2008 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I promise I will only betray your trust if it's for a sufficiently hilarious occasion
by Graham on Jun 24, 2008 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I fear for the fate of my next drunk email
by Jeff on Jun 24, 2008 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just re-read this
It could’ve been better.
by Jeff on Jun 24, 2008 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You need an on screen graphic.
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Psshhhh whatever penalty box is my crib now
It’s off the chain
(I know it’s coming)
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 24, 2008 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If the NHL has taught me anything penalties are a more effective deterrent when completely random
by Jeff on Jun 24, 2008 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You really were an SS officer.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
STABBITY-STAB-STAB!!!
Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.
by Orlando Rays on Jun 24, 2008 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Holy Shit
Vargas threw 45 pitches? Really?
The poster formerly known as Matt.
by bluemax on Jun 24, 2008 5:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Why did that man have his arm around a dewgong?
You can run, but you can't hide! Unless it's in this general area over here. Blindspot.
by PhilKenSebben on Jun 24, 2008 6:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oops, one is a pokemon
thanks google
You can run, but you can't hide! Unless it's in this general area over here. Blindspot.
by PhilKenSebben on Jun 24, 2008 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hell freezing over, the seas boiling, the headless horsemen.
You know, Armageddon.
by BrianL on Jun 24, 2008 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Richie hit two grand slams and a two run double.
by thewyrm on Jun 24, 2008 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not even close.
Although that tall bastard does have two RBI’s on two sac-fly’s.
by thewyrm on Jun 24, 2008 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love Dickey again
More Dickey please
by marinator on Jun 24, 2008 6:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That was a ball.
Heh, Mets are getting hosed.
by ThundaPC on Jun 24, 2008 6:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I love it when the tam plays the "aw fuck it" lineup
and they win anyway.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
How is this the aw fuck it lineup?
by Smegmalicious on Jun 24, 2008 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Have you not seen our players.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also works for the other game I am watching.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, but by that logic, every one of our lineups is an 'aw fuck it' lineup.
by Smegmalicious on Jun 24, 2008 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We're stupid.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We should leave Dickey in to save the bullpen...
wait on, he is the bullpen…...he can be his own bullpen…...he can get the win and the hold…
by pakipaki on Jun 24, 2008 6:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So where the hell have you been all season, Kenji?
by BrianL on Jun 24, 2008 6:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Swimming in his money bin.
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wasn't the consensus that he was merely mired
in a season long slump which he was capable of busting out of at any point?
by Omerta on Jun 24, 2008 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kenji seems to have found his stroke
Please be our full time DH until we find a better option next season.
Oh wait you’re here for another 3 years. Crap.
by marinator on Jun 24, 2008 6:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Just so everyone knows, Felix still has more XBH than Willie.
by BrianL on Jun 24, 2008 6:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So does Robert.
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So *that's* what it looks like to have a compotent left fielder.
by Smegmalicious on Jun 24, 2008 6:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Imagine if Raul was our DH, and Reed was our LF...
I know it’s hard…but you can do it!
by Smegmalicious on Jun 24, 2008 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
IT COULD HAPPEN
maybe…possibly…aw fuck
by Smegmalicious on Jun 24, 2008 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's what she said!
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would sell my soul for a Dickey Home Run
You can run, but you can't hide! Unless it's in this general area over here. Blindspot.
by PhilKenSebben on Jun 24, 2008 6:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
REED!
ICHIRO FINALLY GETS SOME INNINGS OFF!
by BrianL on Jun 24, 2008 6:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow whats got into the M's today?
I guess Perez was a great big ball of suck today.
by houseofprime on Jun 24, 2008 6:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Damn you all.
My whole purpose here is to educate you that it is the Mets sucking, and not the Mariners ruling, that has brought about the events of the day. Why won’ t you listen? Has the whole world gone CRAZY?
/pulls piece out on the lane
by JohnPeterson on Jun 24, 2008 6:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We kinda know that the Mariners don't rule
by Graham on Jun 24, 2008 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's like this.
2 out of 3 players on the Mets are Willie Bloomquist.
by JohnPeterson on Jun 24, 2008 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HAHAHAHAHA
You can run, but you can't hide! Unless it's in this general area over here. Blindspot.
by PhilKenSebben on Jun 24, 2008 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I knew you guys were struggling, but you have to be terrible to make the Mariners look
good for any stretch this season. I will wear a Mets hat to our next softball meet-up in honor of your suckage.
by Omerta on Jun 24, 2008 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks.
In the offseason I kept trying to compare the Mets’ 88-win season and likely failure to properly assess their talent with the Mariners’ 88-win season and likely failure to properly assess their talent. I wrote that acquiring Santana was not a mistake akin to acquiring Bedard, but it was still short-term thinking that would cost the Mets. Did anyone listen? They were like, “The Mariners? Don’t they play in Vancouver or something? Who the fuck cares?”
by JohnPeterson on Jun 24, 2008 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
As far as crazy goes you must have missed game thread part 4 yesterday
by Jeff on Jun 24, 2008 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ha.
I’m done after three game threads.
by JohnPeterson on Jun 24, 2008 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wont be giving you a fiddle cat tonight
But you guys certainly deserve it. Have a good one.
by Sylar on Jun 24, 2008 6:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What happened to your drug addiction?
by marinator on Jun 24, 2008 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh ok nvm then
Hope everything turns out OK for you.
by marinator on Jun 24, 2008 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I guess Minaya could drag another former Expo out of exile to replace Perez.
by houseofprime on Jun 24, 2008 6:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Vidro
You can run, but you can't hide! Unless it's in this general area over here. Blindspot.
by PhilKenSebben on Jun 24, 2008 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
His name is Tony Armas Jr.
And I would bet lots of money that the next pitcher called up will be he and not Carlos Muniz, the most deserving (but alas, under 30 and not an Expos veteran).
by JohnPeterson on Jun 24, 2008 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dickey's getting a lot of groundouts today.
I approve.
by BrianL on Jun 24, 2008 6:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Reed would have had that
You can run, but you can't hide! Unless it's in this general area over here. Blindspot.
by PhilKenSebben on Jun 24, 2008 6:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
NO TATIS! NO TATIS! NO TATIS!
Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.
by Orlando Rays on Jun 24, 2008 6:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
"RAUL CHARGING"
Only the thing Raul “charges” is stuff to his credit card.
by mark sobba on Jun 24, 2008 6:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He could be a-chargin' his laser.
SHOOP DA WHOOP!
Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.
by Orlando Rays on Jun 24, 2008 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

You can run, but you can't hide! Unless it's in this general area over here. Blindspot.
by PhilKenSebben on Jun 24, 2008 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i put width 300 in there i swear
You can run, but you can't hide! Unless it's in this general area over here. Blindspot.
by PhilKenSebben on Jun 24, 2008 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
DAMMIT i put width 300
You can run, but you can't hide! Unless it's in this general area over here. Blindspot.
by PhilKenSebben on Jun 24, 2008 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
According to Color Guy, the fans are at Shea to observe the team
by Jeff on Jun 24, 2008 6:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
His name is Keith Hernandez.
Learn it. Know it.
by JohnPeterson on Jun 24, 2008 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow, bases loaded and our only good hitter still left in the lineup is up!
...And, that was NOT a strike.
Great.
by JohnPeterson on Jun 24, 2008 6:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The only umpire who is worse on the Mets is Angel Hernandez,
and he’s just generally horrible. Runge specifically hates the Mets. Ask any serious Mets fan which umpire hates the Mets, and he’ll tell you.
by JohnPeterson on Jun 24, 2008 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
K!
Huge
Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.
by Orlando Rays on Jun 24, 2008 6:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
M! L! B! DOT! T! V!
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Aaron Harang:
(Off-screen) You can do it, Aaron. Just give it a shot.
(Aaron) Ok, here goes. Llllive.
(O-S) Go on.
(A) Llllive. And. on. demand.
(A) YAY!
(Victor Martinez) Hi! Dis is Victor Martinez (gay hand thing)
by JohnPeterson on Jun 24, 2008 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hay is is vitor artinez
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow you guys have it down.
Keep watching.
Keep watching.
Keep watching.
KEEP WATCHING!
by JohnPeterson on Jun 24, 2008 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There's video in the fanshots.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
When people ask me why I still watch the Mariners on MLB.tv I know exactly who to blame
by Jeff on Jun 24, 2008 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Scott Shields?
John Maine?
Ken Griffey, Jr.?
by JohnPeterson on Jun 24, 2008 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
mine was in time with vitor
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
117 pitches? Pfft, he should of been able to throw 150+
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
by Goose on Jun 24, 2008 6:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
seriously, the other week the M's were talking about having Felix got 120-130 pitches
so why wouldn’t they have a knuckleball pitcher with a 10 run lead go 130-140 pitches?
by mark sobba on Jun 24, 2008 6:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You don't understand, Felix is a WORKHORSE
Normal physical laws do not apply to him.
by Smegmalicious on Jun 24, 2008 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I got excited because I thought that was gone before it hooked. =(
by joof on Jun 24, 2008 6:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey y'all, my dad just texted me to tell me some kind of Mariner Miracle is happening.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 24, 2008 6:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We're using up all our runs for the rest of the week
by Smegmalicious on Jun 24, 2008 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're parents text?
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Belonging to you.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We just had a duel through texts over who has suffered the most this season.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 24, 2008 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well... you frequent here...
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Way to spell.
And don’t be fooled. Look at his splits.
by JohnPeterson on Jun 24, 2008 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Was sarcasm
I love that 5.96 tRA though
by Graham on Jun 24, 2008 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
tRA?
You nerds, I can’t keep up. I just masted DIPS, and now “tra”?
Just kidding, I get it.
by JohnPeterson on Jun 24, 2008 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't worry it's some nonsense Graham made up
and refuses to show his sources.
What’s next? P.H.A.?
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Another guy I thought was out of baseball
I guess we’ll see Andres Gallaraga pinch hit this next inning.
by Omerta on Jun 24, 2008 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You lie.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's pushing 50 and battling cancer.
Still, he could probably luck out and crush one.
by Omerta on Jun 24, 2008 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yea, 3 year, $10MM+ year contract.
My favorite part of this game is that even you guys recognize that Runge is an ass, even when the person getting fucked by him was Beltran, who was dead to you yesterday.
By the way, Jerry Manuel now has been ejected more times as manager than Willie Randolph in his entire time with the Mets. Not including earlier this year when the umpires overruled a Delgado home run, when Manuel, not Randolph was ejected.
by JohnPeterson on Jun 24, 2008 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I keep getting excited on these.
I have like baseball blueballs right now. D=
by joof on Jun 24, 2008 6:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

You can run, but you can't hide! Unless it's in this general area over here. Blindspot.
by PhilKenSebben on Jun 24, 2008 6:26 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Perhaps he is being crucified upside down?
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
it was creepier before when it was animated and i saved it wrong
You can run, but you can't hide! Unless it's in this general area over here. Blindspot.
by PhilKenSebben on Jun 24, 2008 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
iphone. sucker
You can run, but you can't hide! Unless it's in this general area over here. Blindspot.
by PhilKenSebben on Jun 24, 2008 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
sometimes
You can run, but you can't hide! Unless it's in this general area over here. Blindspot.
by PhilKenSebben on Jun 24, 2008 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Someone good at this type of thing
Give him red eyes, horns, and a pointed tail
by marinator on Jun 24, 2008 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I find this to be inexplicably hilarious.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by acblue on Jun 24, 2008 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Please don't do that.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 24, 2008 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by acblue on Jun 24, 2008 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did Bavasi just get fired?
Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.
by Orlando Rays on Jun 24, 2008 6:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Our blogger just announced it like it was breaking news
Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.
by Orlando Rays on Jun 24, 2008 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's true.
Greg Vaughn just got released from the Tampa Bay Devil Rays too. Might want to pass that along.
by Omerta on Jun 24, 2008 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
When Bavasi got fired there were like 10,000 comments about it in 20 minutes
I guess we can’t expect everyone else to be so excited.
by marinator on Jun 24, 2008 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Internet is a big place.
There are many sources of news and information.
By the way, I recommend everyone check out John Turturro’s mid-nineties infomercial for Lycos.
by JohnPeterson on Jun 24, 2008 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ballgame!
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
by Goose on Jun 24, 2008 6:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So, that was pretty awesome.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by acblue on Jun 24, 2008 6:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
And with that catch, Willie Fucking Ballgame becomes the starting CF.
by BrianL on Jun 24, 2008 6:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Just remember, you can't spell scrappy without crappy.
by Smegmalicious on Jun 24, 2008 6:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Dammit JI.
You keep your diseases to yourself.
by BrianL on Jun 24, 2008 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But I have love to give!
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Through love.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You are so generous.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 24, 2008 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's less special that way.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's what she said?
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 24, 2008 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A-Rod:
(swaying side to side)
M-L-B-dot-tee-vee
HEY!
by JohnPeterson on Jun 24, 2008 6:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WHY DOES HE ALWAYS SWAY
ALWAYS WITH THE SWAYING
by Jeff on Jun 24, 2008 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Boy's got rhythm.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He likes junior high dances.
And that explains his preference for large, manly women.
by JohnPeterson on Jun 24, 2008 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sex appeal.
So he believes.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 24, 2008 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HE DOES IT FOR JEET
You can run, but you can't hide! Unless it's in this general area over here. Blindspot.
by PhilKenSebben on Jun 24, 2008 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
also relevant to jeet.

You can run, but you can't hide! Unless it's in this general area over here. Blindspot.
by PhilKenSebben on Jun 24, 2008 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
See JI, this is how it happens.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 24, 2008 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jeet?
no thx
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just the flow chart part.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 24, 2008 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We don't have five lovely ladies.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Close enough.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 24, 2008 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shut up about the fans there will be no sign
by Jeff on Jun 24, 2008 6:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We need to score 2 runs here then give up 13 in the bottom half
by Graham on Jun 24, 2008 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I root for it once we got to 7.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I will eat my computer.
No way that happens once if the bottom half is played a million times.
by JohnPeterson on Jun 24, 2008 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Theoretically.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And not just with an average lineup.
With this putrid lineup.
by JohnPeterson on Jun 24, 2008 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
None of Cairo's hits leave the IF.
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by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Whoa, I just check in and Dickey throws 7 scoreless?
Felix/Bedard/Morrow/Hyphen/Dickey for ‘09. Accept no substitutes.
Captain Raptor and the Space Pirates is one of the greatest literary achievements of the Modern Era.
by Frosty Raptor on Jun 24, 2008 6:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What if Aumont becomes suddenly major league ready? Could I accept a substitute then?
by joof on Jun 24, 2008 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Touche
Captain Raptor and the Space Pirates is one of the greatest literary achievements of the Modern Era.
by Frosty Raptor on Jun 24, 2008 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What the rusty fuck?
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by acblue on Jun 24, 2008 6:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Big day for Richie
wonder if Minaya will pick him up when we cut him loose
by Jeff on Jun 24, 2008 6:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Why would we cut him
He’s coming around…
ug
by Smegmalicious on Jun 24, 2008 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Trade for Delgado!
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What the hell.
Does this postpone Sexson’s departure?
by Omerta on Jun 24, 2008 6:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Stone says the M's are auditioning him for takers
If nobody bites, he gets cut before Monday.
Captain Raptor and the Space Pirates is one of the greatest literary achievements of the Modern Era.
by Frosty Raptor on Jun 24, 2008 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If he shows up he gets paid.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think the idea is to swallow his salary
And hope for some kind of prospect in return
Captain Raptor and the Space Pirates is one of the greatest literary achievements of the Modern Era.
by Frosty Raptor on Jun 24, 2008 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Meaning, at a real job you'd just quit and sleep in.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Richie XBH!?
That’s gotta be embarassing for the Mets.
by ThundaPC on Jun 24, 2008 6:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Welcome to the Mets, Richie.
You can wear whatever number you please.
by JohnPeterson on Jun 24, 2008 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Enjoy
You can run, but you can't hide! Unless it's in this general area over here. Blindspot.
by PhilKenSebben on Jun 24, 2008 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
DONT JUST LOOK AT IT, EAT IT.
You can run, but you can't hide! Unless it's in this general area over here. Blindspot.
by PhilKenSebben on Jun 24, 2008 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's M's Miracle Week.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 24, 2008 6:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We will pay dearly for this.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, at least some things never change.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by acblue on Jun 24, 2008 6:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Awesome
Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.
by Orlando Rays on Jun 24, 2008 6:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
My dog is a sweetie
She runs into trees to try to knock fruit down to eat. Unfortunately she hasn’t learned that pine cones are inedible
by Graham on Jun 24, 2008 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That sounds like Animal Crossing
Captain Raptor and the Space Pirates is one of the greatest literary achievements of the Modern Era.
by Frosty Raptor on Jun 24, 2008 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So Bloomquist in center, Reed in right?
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.
by Orlando Rays on Jun 24, 2008 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wonder if we can trade WFB at the deadline
Captain Raptor and the Space Pirates is one of the greatest literary achievements of the Modern Era.
by Frosty Raptor on Jun 24, 2008 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is more of a fluke than the Grand Slam.
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
by Goose on Jun 24, 2008 6:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
PH FELIX!
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah gotta at least swing the bat. Jeez Lowe.
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
by Goose on Jun 24, 2008 6:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Heh... poor Lowe.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Jun 24, 2008 6:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey everybody look! It's Jeff's dream come true

by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 24, 2008 6:50 PM PDT reply actions 10 recs
That's really clumsy
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Jun 24, 2008 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He could have used this one:

Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
the lipstick makes the picture
You can run, but you can't hide! Unless it's in this general area over here. Blindspot.
by PhilKenSebben on Jun 24, 2008 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I feel some penalty box time is forthcoming
by joof on Jun 24, 2008 6:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You are all correct.
I also would have accepted “masochist.”
by JohnPeterson on Jun 24, 2008 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I spiced things up with the Beltran gif.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
For the influx of gifs
that is about to come.
by Sylar on Jun 24, 2008 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
NO TATIS! NO TATIS! NO TATIS!
Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.
by Orlando Rays on Jun 24, 2008 6:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That high school girl in the front row needs to re-think those ear rings.
by thewyrm on Jun 24, 2008 6:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hgih school girl and think really don't belong in the same sentence
by Graham on Jun 24, 2008 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
SUBTHREAD CLOSED
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is an 11-run lead safe with Lowe?
Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.
by Orlando Rays on Jun 24, 2008 6:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I guess so.
Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.
by Orlando Rays on Jun 24, 2008 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did that really just happen?
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
by Goose on Jun 24, 2008 6:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
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Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 24, 2008 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

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