6/23: Open Game Thread, Part 4
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 23, 2008 5:23 PM PDT
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PrintCARLOS BELTRAN I WILL FIND YOU
I WILL FIND YOU AND I WILL APPREHEND YOU AND I WILL DO THINGS TO YOU THAT NO HUMAN HAS EVER DONE TO ANOTHER
I WILL DO THEM WITH A BLOWTORCH AND A CORKSCREW AND A JAGGED METAL SHOELACE SOMEHOW
YOU WILL NOT BE HAPPY AND I WILL NOT BE HAPPY
BUT YOU WILL BE LESS HAPPY ON ACCOUNT OF I WILL MOTHERFUCKING KILL YOU
KILL
YOU
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FELIX DOES NOT GET CREDIT FOR HIS RIGHTFUL VICTORY
Felix Hernandez is just... too... sweeeeeeeeeeeeet!
NOT NOW
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions
You mean Tim Duncan?
Of course, the Mariners were already shit.
by discovolante on Jun 23, 2008 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions
If we had Guillen I bet he would knife you, Beltran
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I'm leaving before I get more upset
Brett or Robert or someone, can you text me if any information on Felix’s health is released?
Felix Hernandez is just... too... sweeeeeeeeeeeeet!
To inspire the suidcie jihaders:
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:25 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
SERIOUSLY WHY DON'T YOU JUST SLIDE TO THE LEFT AND PUT YOUR HAND ON THE BAG YOU FUCKING MORON?
YOU’RE TRYING TO AVOID THE TAG, DO IT RIGHT
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll flag you.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions
WE OBVIOUSLY DO NOT
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuck off this is not the time for this
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions
IF FEEL SO UNEASY THIS MAKES ME FEEL BETTER
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I KNOW THATS WHY I PoSTED IT IN ORDER TO CONVEY MY DESPAIR
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions
If something happens to Beltran, we're all spending life in prison.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 23, 2008 5:25 PM PDT reply actions
I DID NOT SAY IT WAS A BAD THING.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 23, 2008 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions
YOU DONT GET TO GO TO A WOMENS PRISION
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by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I DO.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 23, 2008 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions
i know, there's no shame in being a LURD.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions
IT DOESNT SEEM FAIR
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions
YOU DO GO TO A WOMEN'S PRISON
AND THEY BEND YOU OVER AND PEG YOU
by Smegmalicious on Jun 23, 2008 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions
THERE IS NO PUNISHMENT THAT SHOULD DETER HIM
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions
The poster future in the previous thread:
I want his life. I want it in my hands. I want it so I may smother it till it fades away into nothingness.
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
I am going to go play Call of Duty
While imagining everyone is Carlos Beltran. Fuck. This.
by seattlesundevil on Jun 23, 2008 5:26 PM PDT reply actions
Wow, I did that too and went on a massive, massive rampage, killing everyone in sight
except my teammates sucked horribly and I lost four consecutive games in which I put up 25+ kills, so I went into a controller throwing fury. I felt like I was Ichiro, but with more anger.
by seattlebruin on Jun 24, 2008 8:21 AM PDT up reply actions
It's like I was drinking a chocolate shake and it tuned to diarrhea mid swallow
by Smegmalicious on Jun 23, 2008 5:26 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
He walked off the field, didn't he?
by eponymous_coward on Jun 23, 2008 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions
They'd probably use a stretcher for a broken bone
by eponymous_coward on Jun 23, 2008 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Having broken both my ankles...
A sprain hurts far, far more and is less likely to be walked on. I’m honestly concerned about a break.
Ill Ligitamus Non Carberendum
by PositivePaul on Jun 23, 2008 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I've walked on broken ankles
Sprains have laid me flat.
It looked like Felix's spikes held his foot in place...
while Beltran’s foot pushed his ankle out. Violent adduction type movement. If its ligament damage, depending on the severity, anywhere from 2 – 8 weeks
BLOOD WILL RAIN FROM THE SKIES IN CARLOS BELTRAN'S WORLD! AND IT WILL BE HIS OWN!
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
Puke everywhere
You can run, but you can't hide! Unless it's in this general area over here. Blindspot.
WIN IT FOR FELIX!!!
Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.
I WAS GOING TO SEE YOU AND PEAVY ON SUNDAY
NOW I WILL SEE SOMEBODY ELSE THROUGH CRIMSON EYEGLASSES
CRIMSON WITH BLOOD
ERIK BEDARD SHOWS EXUBERANCE AT HIS FELLOW PITCHER'S SUCCESS AND
CONCERN AT THEIR INJURIES HE IS SUCH A BAD TEAMMATE.
WAIT FOR ARCHIVES I'M NOT A BLODDY JUKEBOX
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions
FUN FACT TRIVIA THE NEW YORK METS ARE A BIG GAY PILE
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 23, 2008 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions
That's just not true.
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by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions
They say people get what they deserve...
I seriously am trying to remember but when the 2008 Mariner’s
gang rape a school of nuns.
Do we really deserve this?
aim for the face
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by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Sounds like everyone I played last year online
only replace Beltran with Pujols.
Thank goodness Rolen and Edmonds weren’t nerfed.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
It most likely isn't
I know about adrenaline and all that, but would he have really been able to walk around the mound like he did after the injury if it was that serious?
My girlfriend fucked her ankle and missed a year of triathlon competitions before
But Felix just has to be ok.
by Smegmalicious on Jun 23, 2008 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions
PLAYERS HAVE MANAGED BAD ANKLES BEFORE
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions
sorry, this is just the funniest thing ive seen in a while
ive seen you guys suffer enough, i honestly hope felix is okay
I AM THOR, GOD OF THUNDER. BOW TO MY WILL AND MY HAMMER!
by anaheim angels on Jun 23, 2008 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions
TELL US ABOUT HIS INJURY, GET HIM A FUCKING MRI RIGHT NOW
GET HIM ICE, GET HIM PAINKILLERS, USE FUCKING MAGIC TO HEAL IT I DON’T KNOW BUT FIX HIM
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NECROMANCY! FULLMETAL ALCHEMY! ANYTHING!!!
Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.
by Orlando Rays on Jun 23, 2008 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Get him comfort women
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by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions
IT DIDN'T SNAP
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Someone run out to center and stomp Beltran into the ground
Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.
I WISH IT HAD BEEN WITH A FUCKING HOWITZER
by Matthew on Jun 23, 2008 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
OR MY CAR
FUCK CATS AND FUCK CARLOS BELTRAN
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 23, 2008 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions
My cat wishes pain upon Carlos Beltran, delivered by her razor sharp claws.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 23, 2008 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
PHOTOSHOP IN TORRI HUNTER
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by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
ITS NOT BROKEN
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions
You don't want to know.
Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.
by Orlando Rays on Jun 23, 2008 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions
THERE IS A GIF MADE OF IT
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Was he taken out as a precaution
Or did it look serious?
You get your power from your legs
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by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions
NOTHING HAPPENED FELIX IS OK HE JUST IS IN THE DUGOUT BECAUSE IT WASN'T FAIR TO THE METS
NOTHING HAPPENED FELIX IS OK HE JUST IS IN THE DUGOUT BECAUSE IT WASN’T FAIR TO THE METS
NOTHING HAPPENED FELIX IS OK HE JUST IS IN THE DUGOUT BECAUSE IT WASN’T FAIR TO THE METS
NOTHING HAPPENED FELIX IS OK HE JUST IS IN THE DUGOUT BECAUSE IT WASN’T FAIR TO THE METS
NOTHING HAPPENED FELIX IS OK HE JUST IS IN THE DUGOUT BECAUSE IT WASN’T FAIR TO THE METS
by Smegmalicious on Jun 23, 2008 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions
BETWEEN SERIOUS AND NOT SERIOUS
HE THREW ONE WARMUP PITCH AND THEY WOULDN’T LET HIM STAY IN
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions
NOTHING HAPPENED FELIX IS OK HE JUST IS IN THE DUGOUT BECAUSE IT WASN'T FAIR TO THE METS
by Smegmalicious on Jun 23, 2008 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I WOULD PREFER NOT TO DWELL ON SOMETHING SO DISGUSTING
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 23, 2008 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions
THANK GOD IT IS WHOOSHING OVER MY HEAD
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions
YES sBUT NOW THAT I SEARCHED IT GROSS GROSS GROSS
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions
WHY DO YOU CARE RIGHT NOW?
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 23, 2008 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions
IT IS THE SHORT-TERM EFFECTS THAT MAKE ME DISPLEASED
THIS WAS GOING TO BE AWESOME
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 23, 2008 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions
True
it was going to be a game for the ages… what with the grand slam and all. Good point.
But Felix is going to be fine.
I AM CERTAIN THAT I WILL BE COMPOSED AGAIN BY THE TIME I DRIVE HOME
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 23, 2008 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions
LETS HOPE FOR THE SAKE OF INNOCENT DRIVERS.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 23, 2008 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I HOPE I DON'T CROSS ANY LATIN-LOOKING MALES
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 23, 2008 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
THERE IS NO WAY YOU WOULD EVER COME ACROSS A PERSON MEETING THAT DESCRIPTION
IN A CITY ON THE BORDER OF MEXICO
by seattlebruin on Jun 23, 2008 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Carlos Beltran had better like the taste of the fucking curb, because he will devour it.
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
I HOPE HE DOES NOT TASTE THE CURB ON ACCOUNT OF HIS TONGUE WILL BE REMOVED
BEFOREHAND
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 23, 2008 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Richie may suck
But at least he was nice enough to slide around the opponents’ pitcher. This is kinda like going headhunting on the quarterback after an interception – legal, but not nice.
You people are all crazy
And running on emotion right now. Beltran BARELY avoided Clement’s glove sliding in the way he did.
You expect him to care about where Felix is? He’s trying to score!!!
"I got my pregnant wife (the Yankee fan) with me. Hoping my kid learns to kick her everytime the Mets score." -Schifftis-
by future on Jun 23, 2008 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
And in no way
Do I want to see King Felix hurt. He is a joy to watch pitch. But Beltran is one of the nicest guys in baseball. Nothing was intentional in the slide.
"I got my pregnant wife (the Yankee fan) with me. Hoping my kid learns to kick her everytime the Mets score." -Schifftis-
Because I'm rational?
Or because I’m friends with Jeff and AM NOT TROLLING IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM.
You guys are threatening the life of one of my team’s players for a freak accident at the plate. You expect me to just let you say that stuff and not defend him?
"I got my pregnant wife (the Yankee fan) with me. Hoping my kid learns to kick her everytime the Mets score." -Schifftis-
A THOUSAND DICKS IN YOUR RELIGION
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I HOPE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH!
BECAUSE MY DICK IS COMING FOR AN INSPECTION!
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
by Goose on Jun 23, 2008 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
EVEN SO THIS IS NOT THE TIME
WE WILL DISCUSS THIS LATER
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 23, 2008 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions
DIE IN A FIRE WHILE YOUR BEING RAPED BY THE DEVIL
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I hope everyone you love is raped to death
by Graham MacAree on Jun 23, 2008 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Then you
would be getting raped to death.
Jeff: not in favor of this one. ;)
Sorry I will leave your thread. It’s not nice of me to say stuff in your sanctuary.
"I got my pregnant wife (the Yankee fan) with me. Hoping my kid learns to kick her everytime the Mets score." -Schifftis-
HIS WIFE IS OKAY TOO
I DON’T CARE FOR HIS LITTLE BROTHER THOUGH
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 23, 2008 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions
You strike me as the kind of guy
Who would tell your guy friends in a sauna that you have a raging boner.
I AM READING THIS IN RETROSPECT AND I HOPE YOUR LOVED ONES ARE SAFE AND SOUND.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 23, 2008 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
HE COULD'VE SLID TO THE LEFT AND PUT HIS HAND ON THE BASE
He should cover the plate to prevent the run.
I hope some one slits your throat and fucks the hole as you watch it, your life slowly ending. And I hope it happens tonight you miserable fuck.
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I am very upset
I am very upset with Beltran, that obviously didn’t have to be that bad and still try and score, but Felix (or any player) should not block the plate without the ball.
Hello Mariners,
I still hate you.
Sincerely,
God
THIS IS THE FAULT OF SOMEBODY ELSE'S NOGOODNIKS
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 23, 2008 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Hello
The pup that laughs when you're down on your luck.
by Scrappy the Scapegoat on Jun 23, 2008 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND CHOKE THE LIFE OUT OF YOU SCRAPPY
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions
STOP CALLING THE GAME, TELL US ABOUT FELIX
GET US INFORMATION FASTER
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Inquiring minds want to know:
Mountain Spring Tide – Lethal or Non-Lethal?
FELIX HERNANDEZ HIT A GRAND SLAM OFF OF JOHAN SANTANA!
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
Ready Morrow's cannon
There is a Beltran to bring down from the skies tonight
Captain Raptor and the Space Pirates is one of the greatest literary achievements of the Modern Era.
Morrow is with the team
He will not be ready to pitch tonight
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by Frosty Raptor on Jun 23, 2008 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Morrow is in Seattle..
Becoming the centerpiece of a trade for Horacio Ramirez.
by seamariners85 on Jun 23, 2008 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Nah, Rhodes.
You want Morrow to close the ninth. Rhodes knows what to do, and will be cool with the ejection/fine.
by eponymous_coward on Jun 23, 2008 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions
So can Rhodes.
It’s all he’ll need for this.
by eponymous_coward on Jun 23, 2008 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions
SEXSON WILL BE MOBILE BUT FELIX IS NOT MOBILE!
GIVE FELIX YOUR ANKLES!
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
THIS CALLS FOR THE NOTE ROBERT KEEPS IN HIS WALLET IN THE EVENT OF DEATH
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 23, 2008 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions
AMMEND IT TO ALSO INCLUDE A FELIX INJURY, ROBERT
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions
DO NOT FURTHER PROVOKE THE GODS
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 23, 2008 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions
THAT'S "LISTEN TO THIS WOMAN" NOT "LISTEN TO THIS, WOMAN"
THE COMMA MAKES THINGS DIFFERENT
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 23, 2008 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions
GOOD THING. BECAUSE I CANT BE ANGRY AT YOU RIGHT NOW.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 23, 2008 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions
THERE ARE NO GODS / THERE IS NO GOD
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions
THERE WAS A GOD
GOD IS DEAD WITH AN ANKLE SPRAIN
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 23, 2008 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions
YES THIS WOULD BE SECRET OPTION C
AND I WOULD SAY GOD WEARS A CUBS UNIFORM BUT THIS IS NEITHER THE TIME NOT THE PLACE
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by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions
NIETZSCHE WAS LIKE 110 YEARS EARLY
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 23, 2008 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
The Mets should give away Johan Santana to the Mariners
for pulling that bullshit
Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.
I feel so empty right now.
After being so high, everything now just feels stupid. Everything is just bleh.
I WANT TO SEE SOME HEAD HUNTING MR. CORCORAN
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WHO IS SAYING SIX WEEKS?!?!?!
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I AM WATCHING THE SEATTLE BROADCAST AND HAVE NOT HEARD THIS
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Sources say
Felix is ok and will make his next start
WHERE WHEN WHY HOW
Don’t be fucking lying.
HOW DO YOU KNOW!?
CONFIRMATION, PLEASE CITE YOUR SOURCE!
Sorry
I was just trying to bring a brief moment of hope to this shitty shitty time.
NOT THE TIME>
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 23, 2008 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions
THEY HAD BETTER BE DISCUSSING THE END OF ALL LIFE WITH THE NAME BELTRAN!
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
HE HIT THE UMPIRE?
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 23, 2008 5:40 PM PDT reply actions
I was about to sound a battle call to pillage and raze Amazin' Avenue
But they have like 20 total posts in their game thread.
Captain Raptor and the Space Pirates is one of the greatest literary achievements of the Modern Era.
Mets Geek would be the place
MetsBlog does not have game threads
by JohnPeterson on Jun 23, 2008 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions
INVASION INVASION
Just kidding, for some reason board invasions are worse than murder on the internet.
I'M NOT GOING TO
I just figured if there is a place to troll that’s it
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
Look, folks.
There’s NO WAY any trainer in the universe lets him throw a practice with a broken ankle. It’s probably a sprain.
by eponymous_coward on Jun 23, 2008 5:42 PM PDT reply actions
You can't tell if tendons are torn or not that quickly
But here’s hoping.
by Smegmalicious on Jun 23, 2008 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions
There's no way any trainer in the world would know if the ankle's broke or not
by Graham MacAree on Jun 23, 2008 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Sure you can. That's what the trainer is there for.
by eponymous_coward on Jun 23, 2008 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions
You can't tell if it's a break straight away
by Graham MacAree on Jun 23, 2008 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, the trainer's an idiot, then.
If you suspect broken bones, what, you’re going to let him throw a pitch and drive off of broken bones? So he can break some more of them?
by eponymous_coward on Jun 23, 2008 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I wholeheartedly agree with this statement.
Felix should not have tried to stay in.
CAPS LOCK BACK ON
by Graham MacAree on Jun 23, 2008 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions
ONE STIRKE FROM WIN
HE WOULD HAVE PITCHED THROUGH TREMENDOUS PAIN TO GET IT
IT WORRIES ME THAT HE WASNT ABLE TO
FUCK, EVEN THE TRAINERS ARE INCOMPETENT LIKE THE FRONT OFFICE
AND NOW I’M YELLING
by eponymous_coward on Jun 23, 2008 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions
You can't tell if it's a break straight away
by Graham MacAree on Jun 23, 2008 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions
HE'S A FUCKING BIOMECHANICAL ENGINEER HE KNOWS WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions
AND A MEDICALLY TRAINED SEARCH AND RESCUE BOY WHICH IS KIND OF MORE RELEVENT HERE
by Graham MacAree on Jun 23, 2008 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions
REGARDLESS YOU ARE RIGHT
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I HAVE FUCKING TREATED BROKEN ANKLES YOU IDIOT
YOU’VE SEEN SOMEONE BREAK THEIR ANKLE ON MY FUCKING FACE AND WALK AROUND ON IT.
by Graham MacAree on Jun 23, 2008 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions
HE TORE LIGAMENTS
AND HE PROBABLY HAD AN ADRENALINE RUSH FROM PLAYING SOFTBALL AND WANTING TO BREAK SOMEONE’S FACE
AS OPPOSED TO FELIX HERNANDEZ PLAYING A MAJOR LEAGUE FUCKING BASEBALL GAME
PLUS PALMITER DID BREAK HIS ANKLE BECAUSE I HAD TO FUCKING TAKE HIM TO HOSPITAL
by Graham MacAree on Jun 23, 2008 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I ONCE WENT TO A ROCK SHOW WITH A BROKEN ANKLE AND DANCED MY ASS OFF BECAUSE I WAS DRUNK AS HELL
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 23, 2008 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I've broken both, and sprained both.
Sprain was much, MUCH worse…
Ill Ligitamus Non Carberendum
by PositivePaul on Jun 23, 2008 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions
THAT CAN MEAN ANYTHING
SPRAIN IS A HUGE CATEGORY
by Smegmalicious on Jun 23, 2008 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions
SERIOUSLY, SPRAINS CAN INCLUDE TEARING OF LIGAMENTS AND TENDONS AND SHIT
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!
by Smegmalicious on Jun 23, 2008 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions
WHAT IS THE AVERAGE TIME TABLE FOR A SPRAIN?!
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This game has featured the most chasmic gamut of moments
by Gomez on Jun 23, 2008 5:45 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions
THRID TIME WILL BE A CHARM
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by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions
We're likely going to have to wait for an MRI tomorrow.
Just pray it isn’t a high-ankle sprain.
NO NOT DJ HACKETT DISEASE
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions
LIKE FUCKING HELL
I WILL FLY TO NEW YORK AND GIVE HIM AN MRI RIGHT NOW
CORCORAN IF YOU DONT BEAN BELTRAN
THEN EAT HIS SOUL WHILE EVERYONE WATCHES…THEN YOU ARE KICKED OFF EARTH FOREVER
HE WOULD LIKELY BAREHAND THE PITCH AND THROW IT AT FELIX
LIKE A BIG PUSS
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 23, 2008 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions
SPRAIN DOESNT EVEN REALLY MEAN ANYTHING
FUUUUUUUUUUCK
I WILL WEAR A BELTRAN JERSEY AND RAPE A EWOK
by Robert on Jun 23, 2008 5:49 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
HERE'S SOME INFO ABOUT SPRAINS
A Grade I (First Degree) sprain is the most common and requires the least amount of treatment and recovery. The ligaments connecting the ankle bones are often over-stretched, and damaged microscopically, but not actually torn. The ligament damage has occurred without any significant instability developing.
by Smegmalicious on Jun 23, 2008 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions
A Grade II (Second Degree) injury is more severe and indicates that the ligament has been more significantly damaged, but there is no significant instability. The ligaments are often partially torn.
by Smegmalicious on Jun 23, 2008 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions
A Grade III (Third Degree) sprain is the most severe. This indicates that the ligament has been significantly damaged, and that instability has resulted. A grade III injury means that the ligament has been torn.
by Smegmalicious on Jun 23, 2008 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions
PLEASE BE A GRADE I
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions
It's not
they don’t hurt that bad. Felix was crying out there… and not just because he didn’t get to notch the W.
JOHNBAI IS UNDER THE PROTECTION OF THE POWERS THAT BE
by Graham MacAree on Jun 23, 2008 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions
WE ALL STILL LOVE YOU
WE JUST LOVE FELIX A WEE BIT MORE
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 23, 2008 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I had an ankle sprain from a similar sort of assault on my ankle.
I was sliding towards a soccer ball and a keeper jumped on my ankle and destroyed it.
I was out for 2 weeks, and have reinjured it like 7 times over the past 5 years.
EXCEPT FOR BELTRAN'S SKULL WE MUST KEEP HIM ALIVE AND FEELING THINGS
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 23, 2008 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions
THIS IS WHY WE LOVE MIKE CAMERJN
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions
QUICK, HAS ANYONE EVER HEARD OF THIS 'SPRAIN' THING BEFORE OR PERHAPS
KNOW SOMEONE WHO HAS HAD A ‘SPRAIN’?? WHAT’S IT LIKE AND PLEASE GIVE DETAILED PROGNOSIS!!!
by manyoso on Jun 23, 2008 5:51 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I've done all three anterior ankle ligaments three times on each foot...so, some experience
Grade 1 sprain – he may be right for his next start
Grade 2 – 2-4 weeks
Grade 3 – (you can’t stand or walk on this) up to 8 weeks
PLEASE DON'T BE GRADE 3!
He was walking, he threw a warm up pitch, THEN they helped him off the mound…but then sometimes you can still stand right after it happens, right? Crap.
DON’T BE GRADE 3!!
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions
WHY IS EVERYONE YELLING?!?
This is how World War I started dammit.
Captain Raptor and the Space Pirates is one of the greatest literary achievements of the Modern Era.
THIS IS WORSE THAN ANY WAR
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions
DID CARLOS BELTRAN START THAT?!
BECAUSE HE IS ABOUT TO START ANOTHER ONE
by seattlesundevil on Jun 23, 2008 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions
DID WORLD WAR I INVOLVE THE OBLITERATION OF NEW YORK?
IF SO I AM ALL FOR IT
by Graham MacAree on Jun 23, 2008 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions
WE WOULD BE OK WITH THIS RIGHT NOW.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 23, 2008 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions
TRENCH WARFARE HO!
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions
WE BUILD NO TRENCHES TO FALL BACK
WE JUST GENOCIDE THESE METS BITCHES
I HAD A FRIEND THAT DIED IN WORLD WAR ONE
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions
HE WON'T GRACE CARLOS BELTRAN WITH HIS STORIES
BECAUSE JI’S FRIEND IS IN HEAVEN
BELTRAN IS GOING TO WHATEVER IS WORSE THAN HELL
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
WHATEVER IS WORSE THAN SHEA THEN
UNLESS YOU MEAN SHEA AFTER IT GETS TORN DOWN
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
SHEA GETTING TORN DOWN
ACTUALLY COUNTS AS PORNOGRAPHY NOW
THE THOUGHT OF SHEA NOT EXISTING IS ORGASMIC
by Karma Police on Jun 23, 2008 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I HAVE GOOD MEMORIES AND BAD MEMORIES OF SHEA I AM DIVIDED
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Clearly this situation calls for House
by eponymous_coward on Jun 23, 2008 5:51 PM PDT reply actions
ITS A SPRAIN THERE NOW ITS DIAGONOSED
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCK YOU I HAD A FRIEND DIE OF DIAGNOSES
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 23, 2008 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions
SHE CUT HERSELF WITH HER BRA THEN FOREMAN FRIED HER IMMUNE SYSTEM
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions
BRAS CAN BE OCCASIONALLY DIFFICULT TO WORK WITH
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 23, 2008 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions
THIS IS TRUE.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 23, 2008 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions
GO VELCRO
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by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I FEEL I DONT DESERVE EASY RIGHT NOW.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 23, 2008 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions
HOUSE MEMES IN ALL CAPS WHO KNEW
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions
CAMERON FAILED IS MURDERING BELTRAN CUDDY IS STILL HOTTER
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions
WE DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THE SCORE ANYMORE.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 23, 2008 5:51 PM PDT reply actions
hello from st louis - good luck dudes
awesome followed by brutal. injuries heal, but that slam will last forever.
FIP > ERA, OBP > AVG
by astrostl on Jun 23, 2008 5:52 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
We appreciate nice sane people right now.
To a degree.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 23, 2008 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions
CARLOS BETRAN IS A STUPID ASSHOLE WHO COULDNT GET HIS TEAM INTO THE WORLD SERIES. TWICE.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Not sure what everyone's worried about, Felix will be fine.
And if there’s a season to get injured in, it’s this season.
FUCK OFF THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR THIS
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions
EXACTLY DO YOU NOT SEE THE CAPS?
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 23, 2008 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions
YOU ARE HAVING A BAD COUPLE OF GAMETHREADS
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions
You're going to kill all 17?
Captain Raptor and the Space Pirates is one of the greatest literary achievements of the Modern Era.
by Frosty Raptor on Jun 23, 2008 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions
WELL I GUESS THIS PINCH HITTING MEANS THEY WILL NOT HIT BELTRAN BECAUSE THEY DON'T WNAT HIM THROWN OUT
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RRS THROWN OUT THAT IS
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions
IF THIS TEAM DOESN'T THROW AT CARLOS BELTRAN
I NEVER EVER SPEND ANOTHER DIME WATCHING MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL AGAIN
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
OK
IF THIS TEAM DOESN’T THROW AT CARLOS BELTRAN I WILL NOT COMMENT HERE FOR TWO WEEKS
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
REMEMBER THAT THIS IS THE MARINERS
MY GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
by Karma Police on Jun 23, 2008 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions
IF I NEEDED A KIDNEY AND CARLOS BELTRAN WAS THE ONLY OPTION I WOULD CHOOSE DEATH.
by seattlesundevil on Jun 23, 2008 5:56 PM PDT reply actions
YOU SHOULD DO METH
WE SHOULD ALL DO METH THEN POST HERE
by Karma Police on Jun 23, 2008 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions
IT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN
WE’D ALL GO OUT AND PAWN OUR COMPUTERS BEFORE THE FIRST PITCH.
I HAD A BROTHER DIE BECAUSE OF METH
nah, I actually did. Your suggestion is stupid.
THAT WAS A COMPLETELY SERIOUS SUGGESTION
AND NOW I AM OFFENDED
by Karma Police on Jun 23, 2008 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I PREFER A PREGANCY PACT
Ill Ligitamus Non Carberendum
by PositivePaul on Jun 23, 2008 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Hi, just showed up.
Anything interesting happen?
I thought santana
Was about to do it to ichiro too.
HAS A PITCHER EVER CHARGED THE PLATE AND STARTED
POUNDING THE BATTER?
IT BETTER HAPPEN NEXT INNING
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions
FELIX
HOME PLATE
BELTRAN SLIDE
ANKLE
ANKLE BAD
KILL BELTRAN
BELTRAN NO
by Karma Police on Jun 23, 2008 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions
felix covered the plate, beltran slid into him, sprain of some kind on his ankle
Bring back José Cruz Jr!
by darmok on Jun 23, 2008 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
THAERS A MOTHERFUCKIN GIF FOR SHITS SAKE
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions
NOTHING HAPPENED
EVERYTHING IS OK
LALALALALALA
by Smegmalicious on Jun 23, 2008 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Ichiro
Needs to steal second and slide in cleats up
GEORGE CARLIN....
WOULD BE PROUD OF THIS THREAD.
TOO SOON
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions
THE ONLY THING THAT IS TOO SOON IS BELTRANBEING ALIVE
WHAT??
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 23, 2008 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions
LIFE DOESN'T MAKE SENSE
LIFE IS AN AGONIZING SEQUENCE OF PEOPLE USING A WRENCH ON MY TESTICLES
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 23, 2008 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions
ICHIRO....
IS USING HIS OWN PERSONAL 2ND BASE BAG.
DON'T KILL HIM
TORTURE HIM SLOWLY LIKE WHAT HE HAS MADE US ENDURE RIGHT NOW
by seattlebruin on Jun 23, 2008 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions
AN SAYS: I AM SO SORRY GUYS
SWEET JESUS I HOPE KING IS OKAY
"JOAN! Are you watching Bombast? Did you see Lack Bust drop that fly call?"
by Jennifer on Jun 23, 2008 6:03 PM PDT reply actions 6 recs
RECD FOR USING ALL CAPS
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by JI on Jun 23, 2008 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions
REC'D BECAUSE YOU'RE A GIRL AND EVERYONE HERE IS *epussyepussyepussy*
when a girl shows up.
>_>
by Dies Irae on Jun 23, 2008 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
GOD DAMN ONE EXCITING GAME THIS YEAR AND ALL THE CRAZIES COME OUT
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
WELCOME TO PENALTY BOX
YOU WILL RETURN WHEN I FEEL LIKE ALLOWING YOU TO RETURN
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 23, 2008 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions
SHE'S A FUCKING VISITOR FROM AN PAYING HER REGARDS
HAVE A BIT MORE FUCKING RESPECT
by Graham MacAree on Jun 23, 2008 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions
REINCARNATION OF A FORMERLY BANNED USER?
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I hope Carlos Beltran steals your genitalia.
"JOAN! Are you watching Bombast? Did you see Lack Bust drop that fly call?"
by Jennifer on Jun 23, 2008 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions 6 recs
I hope Carlos Beltran steals your genitalia.
"JOAN! Are you watching Bombast? Did you see Lack Bust drop that fly call?"
I had that ready to go.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions
It's nice to see other team's fans supporting.
THANKS FOR YOUR KINDNESS!
THANKS FOR ALL CAPS
REC FOR FITTING IN DESPITE NOT BEING HERE FOR THE THREAD
by seattlesundevil on Jun 23, 2008 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I'VE BEEN READING SINCE THE SLAM
"JOAN! Are you watching Bombast? Did you see Lack Bust drop that fly call?"
ARE YOU IN ON THE BELTRAN KILLING TOO?
by Graham MacAree on Jun 23, 2008 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions
WILL STICK A SHARP OBJECT UP HIS ASS SIDEWAYS.
"JOAN! Are you watching Bombast? Did you see Lack Bust drop that fly call?"
THIS SOUND LIKE AN EXCELLENT PLAN
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions
HERE WE GO
HIT HIM HIT HIM HIT HIM HIT HIM
by seattlesundevil on Jun 23, 2008 6:03 PM PDT reply actions
IF HE DOES NOT AIM FOR THE FACE OR GROIN HE DESERFVES TO BE A TARGET OF GENOCIDE
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
CHILD MOLESTERS DESERVE BETTER....
THAN CARLOS BELTRAN.
DO NOT RELY ON THE PITCH.
WALK UP AND PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 23, 2008 6:05 PM PDT reply actions
THEY SHOULD DO THAT THING WHERE CLEMENT BENDS DOWN AND CORCORAN PUSHES BELTRAN AND BELTRAN FALLS OVER CLEMENT
AND THEN RIGGLEMAN DROPS ACID ON HIM
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 23, 2008 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Sometimes... I think people on this site
conform a bit too much…
by LantermanC on Jun 23, 2008 6:05 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
YOU ARE IRRITATING AT THE MOMENT
AT SEVERAL MOMENTS IN FACT
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 23, 2008 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
SOMETIMES I THINK PEOPLE CONFORM TOO MUCH WITH MY IDEALS
THEN I REMEMBER HOW MUCH MORE AWESOME I AM THAN PEOPLE LIKE YOU
by Graham MacAree on Jun 23, 2008 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions
QUIT BEING AN ASSHOLE
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions
WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO GET BANNED
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Ok...
Not really sure how that’s an annoying comment… Just saying that the all caps thing, while probably funny at first, is just a bit annoying to read now… Just my opinion (And yes, I realize no matter what I say, there will be backlash).
CONSIDERING WE COULD NEVER GET AWAY WITH THIS IN NORMAL LL LIFE.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 23, 2008 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions
THIS IS NOT ABOUT YOU
THIS IS ABOUT WHAT YOU SAY
I FIND THE CAPITAL LETTERS COMFORTING
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 23, 2008 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions
AH GOD DAMN IT YOU ARE SO BAD AT LIVING
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I like Felix as much as the next guy.
I named my dog Felix. But I’m 100% confident he’ll miss 1-3 starts and then go back to being the dominanting badass we all know and love. If we were in the race to win the AL West, I’d be worried, but since we’re trying to get the worst record in baseball, all is fine.
OH MY GOD JUST GIVE IT THE FUCK UP AND GO AWAY UNTIL WE'VE COOLED DOWN
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Ok, I understand, go ahead and vent then.
Though didn’t your or DMZ say that nothing at this point could get you upset about the Mariners?
I WAS RATHER CLEARLY MISTAKEN
ALTHOUGH I DID LEAVE AN OUT CLAUSE FOR ANYTHING NEGATIVE HAPPENING TO FELIX
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 23, 2008 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions
QUIT BEING AN ASS
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions
This comment is like the guy at the funeral
who is hitting on the widow
PLEASE ALLOW US THE ONLY REAL EMOTION RELATED TO THE MARINERS WE HAVE FELT ALL SEASON
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 23, 2008 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions
CONFORMITY IS OK WHEN IT INVOLVES FELIX
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I'M SUCH A NON-CONFOMIST THAT I'M GOING TO TYPE IN SMALL LETTERS BECAUSE THAT ISN'T PREDICTABLE
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
FIND SOMEWHERE ELSE THEN
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I JUST WATCHED THE PLAY FOR THE FIRST TIME
HOLY FUCK BELTRAN YOU WILL DIE.
TRAIN WRECK TRAIN WRECK
PLEASE BE OKAY, FELIX.
HEY GUYS, LOOK AT IT THIS WAY: AT LEAST IT WASN’T HIS ARM.
BUT FUCK YOU CARLOS.
NEEDS MORE BOLD
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions
IF RRS DOESN'T HIT HIM YOU HAVE TO BREAK UP WITH HIM JEFF
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NEEDS LESS SHIFT KEY
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions
HE CAN HAVE MY ANKLE IF HE SO DESERVES
I CAN PROCESS IN A WHEELCHAIR ON FRIDAY
by Graham MacAree on Jun 23, 2008 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions
HE CAN HAVE MY LIFE
I WOULD LIKE TO DONATE MY LIFE
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 23, 2008 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I WILL TAKE UP GIFFING FULL TIME
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I TAUGUHT YOU EVERYTHING YOU KNOW
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions
THIS IS UNTRUE
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions
JEFF'S LIFE, GRAHAM'S ANKLE
WHO COULD RESIST SUCH A LUCRATIVE OFFER OH GOD I WANT TO END IT ALL
by Graham MacAree on Jun 23, 2008 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
IT MAKES FOR AN UNCOMFORTABLE IMPLICATION OF INCEST BUT OK
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions
IF IT WERE A BILLION SUNS IT WOULD BE A MEDIOCRE MUDHONEY ALBUM
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 23, 2008 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
YOU DIRTY LITTLE FUCK
STRIKEOUT IS NOT AS GOOD AS HITTING HIM
by seattlesundevil on Jun 23, 2008 6:06 PM PDT reply actions
How we feel:
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
by Goose on Jun 23, 2008 6:07 PM PDT reply actions 10 recs
I HOPE CARLOS BELTRAN GETS CARLOS BELTRAN'S DISEASE
SYMPTOMS: YOU FUCKING EXPLODE
by Karma Police on Jun 23, 2008 6:07 PM PDT reply actions 20 recs
AND NOW I AM THROUGH LAUGHING
THAT WAS A NICE REPRIEVE
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 23, 2008 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions
SURELY THAT IS A DEFINITION OF IRONY
TELL ME, WAS IT RAINING?
by Karma Police on Jun 23, 2008 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions
THIS THREAD HAS MORE CAPS THAN THE ICHIRO THREAD
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
BELTRE MUST CHANGE HIS NAME
TOO CLOSE TO BELTRAN.
SEXSON CANNOT READ WELL.
BELTRE IS IN DANGER
SEXSON WOULD TRY TO ATTACK BELTRE AND MISS
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions
All the fucking teams I could have grown up near, and it is this one.
Fuck me, I’m so fucking done. Everyone on this pathetic team needs to cowboy up so bad it hurts.
I AM NO LONGER A HETEROSEXUAL
I AM WHATEVER YOU CALL SOMEBODY WHO RECEIVES SEXUAL GRATIFICATION FROM CARLOS BELTRAN BEING HUNG FROM A TREE BY A ROPE MADE OF HIS OWN NECK SKIN
NECKSEXUAL I GUESS
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 23, 2008 6:13 PM PDT reply actions 10 recs
I HAVE REC'D THIS COMMENT AND WISH TO SEE YOU MAKE IT A REALITY
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions
IT WAS RATHER WELL VERSED FOR AN ENRAGED POST
JUST A BIT SUBPAR FOR YOUR STANDARDS. SEE WHAT I DID? A BACKHANDED COMPLIMENT.
A FOREHAND WOULD BE MORE EFFECTIVE AND PAINFUL
DEPENDING ON WHICH SIDE OF HIS FACE/WHICH ONE OF HIS BALLS IS MORE TENDER.
This is odd.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions
STOP TALKING ABOUT PLANES YOU MORONS
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 23, 2008 6:15 PM PDT reply actions
I WANT TO FLY A PLANE INTO CARLOS BELTRAN'S FUCKING HEAD
by Graham MacAree on Jun 23, 2008 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions
THIS WOULD BE THE EXCEPTION TO NOT TALKING ABOUT PLANES.
ALSO YOU MAY TALK ABOUT SHOVING ORANGE STICKS INAPPROPRIATE PLACES.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 23, 2008 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions
THAT WOULD BE A LITTLE PLANE
A LITTLE PLANE FOR A LITTLE DUDE
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 23, 2008 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions
THE GNOME ARMY MUST BE MOBILISED
TO ARMS BROBERT
by Graham MacAree on Jun 23, 2008 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions
JUNE 23rd NOW NO LONGER EXISTS ON EARTH
ITS ACTUALLY A LAW
THAT SEEMS LIKE TOO MANY
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions
THIS SEASON IS A FUCKING LANDFILL
BELTRAN, I’M GONNA TWIST OFF YOUR HEAD AND SPIKE IT ONTO THE FLOORS OF A NIGHTMARE YOU CAN’T EVEN IMAGINE. I WILL DANCE WITH YOU INSIDE THE SIX SIDED RING OF FIRE.
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
NO SUCH FLOOR EXISTS NOR HAS IT EVER EXISTED NOR WILL IT EVER EXIST
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 23, 2008 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions
HEY WELL HOPING THAT IT'S A GRADE ONE AND AT MOST HE MISSES JUST ONE START
LET’S STILL CELEBRATE THE AWESOME GRAND SLAM.
GRAND SLAM GRAND SLAM GRAND SLAM GRAND SLAM GRAND SLAM GRAND SLAM
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GOD FUCKING DAMMIT DO YOU KNOW WHAT HIS NEXT START WAS?
YEAH THATS RIGHT, LL DAY AGAINST PEAVY FUCK YOU BELTRAN ILL RIP YOUR GOD DAMN HEAD OFF AND FEED IT TO SOME BUMS
by seattlebruin on Jun 23, 2008 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I KNOW IT WAS GOING TO BE THE BEST GAME OF THE YEAR THAT WASN'T FELIX OWNING JOHAN
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions
YEAH AND I WAS GOING TO BE AT THE FUCKING GAME
FLKASDLKJLSFADLKJF KJLWJKFJJWLJLF3JL4J LJ3L4 34 34T 3RQFG Q34T45 875 E5KL T;LE45
THAT IS HOW I FEEL RIGHT NOW
by seattlebruin on Jun 23, 2008 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I THINK SOME JEERING OF BELTRAN IS IN ORDER COME SUNDAY
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 23, 2008 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions
LET'S JUST HUNT HIM DOWN ON SUNDAY INSTEAD OF GOING TO THEG AME
by seattlebruin on Jun 23, 2008 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions
YOU KNOW BLACKFACE
DO THEY MAKE TANFACE I WANT TO BE FELIX TOMORROW
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 23, 2008 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions
WHY NOT JUST DO IT TONIGHT WHILE YOU SLEEP IN YOUR FELIX JERSEY
THEN YOU CAN BE FELIX TONIGHT AND TOMORROW
by seattlebruin on Jun 23, 2008 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions
JUST THINK OF THE GRAND SLAM THAT WAS STILL FUCKING AWESOME
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions
WHAT THE HELL IT'S SO BAD SYLAR SHOWED UP?
by seattlebruin on Jun 23, 2008 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions
THE OUTCOME IS IRRELEVENT
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions
You just joined today.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
FRAME LINCOLN
Yesterday's Pants
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I AM GOING TO SLEEP IN MY FELIX JERSEY AND NOTHING ELSE
IT BRINGS ME CLOSER TO FELIX AND FELIX NEEDS HIS FRIENDS AND LOVERS RIGHT NOW
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 23, 2008 6:23 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
OH GOD THIS MADE ME LAUGH WAY TOO MUCH AT THIS POINT.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 23, 2008 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions
IF I CAN COUSTOME MAKE A BOCOCK JERSEY ANYTHING IS PoSSIBLE
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by JI on Jun 23, 2008 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I AM GOING TO BUY BELTRE NEXT AHAHA FUCK YOU AND FUCK EVERYBODY
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 23, 2008 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions
BUT ESPECIALLY FUCK THE MAN. STEAL HIM FROM LOPEZ.
by seattlebruin on Jun 23, 2008 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions
HE'S CERTAINLY BIG ENOUGH
FATTY MCFAT FAT
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 23, 2008 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions
IT WASN'T LOPEZ'S FAULT NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
IT WAS JOSH BROWN’S FAULT
by seattlebruin on Jun 23, 2008 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions
DONT BLAME FELIX FOR THIS WHATS WRONG WITH YOU
LETS JUST KILL BELTRAN INSTEAD AND IT WILL ALL BE OK
by seattlebruin on Jun 23, 2008 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I SLEEP IN MY BEST JIM EDMONDS SHIRT FOR THE SAME REASON
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions
COUNTLESS APOLOGIES I DIDN'T KNOW
I DIDN’T KNOW
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 23, 2008 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I ATE A HAMBURGER, AND AS IT WAS COOKING, I COULD SEE THE BLOOD AND I PRETENDED
THAT IT WAS THE BLOOD OF CARLOS BELTRAN. AND I LAUGHED!
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
HES THE ONE WHO LIKES ALL THOSE PRETTY SONGS
by Sylar on Jun 23, 2008 6:25 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
NIRVANA REFERENCES WILL ALWAYS GET A REC, EVEN WHEN I AM FURIOUS
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 23, 2008 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
YOU GUYS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE ANDD FEED OFF ME BECAUSE I JUST FOUND OUT HALF AN HOUR AGO
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 23, 2008 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I THINK I MAY BE TOO
THOUGH I AM STILL QUITE ANGRY THOUGH JUST NOT AS MUCH AS BEFORE
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions
AAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGHHHHH
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by JI on Jun 23, 2008 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't you ever show this again
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions
It'll be funny in a few months.
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by JI on Jun 23, 2008 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions
THIS WILL NEVER BE FUNNY >:(
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions
9/11 and the Rhodes homer have become funny
THEREFORE I HAVE HOPE FOR THIS
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by JI on Jun 23, 2008 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions
RHODES HOMER STILL NOT FUNNY
IT’S ROBERTS REACTION TO IT THAT IS FUNNY.
9/11 WAS ALWAYS HILARIOUS
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Doesn't look so bad on replay
Felix’s foot doesn’t get caught in the dirt. It looks like the injury might have occurred after the initial hit. If so, I’d expect it to be less severe since most of the energy of the collision has been spent.
That said, DIE CARLOS BELTRAN!
GOOD THING YOU USED CAPS AT THE END.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 23, 2008 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions
HEY GUYS
I FOUND A CARLOS BELTRAN ON MY NECK AND I THINK IT MIGHT BE MALIGNANT.
AND THERES BLOOD IN MY CARLOS BELTRAN TOO.
CARE TO FINISH THIS?
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions
BECAUSE FUCK THAT'S WHY
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions
IF YOU OPERATE UNDER THE CONDITIONS THAT WE'RE ALL INCREDIBLY WHITE
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 23, 2008 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I COULD USE LIKE SIX OF THOSE RIGHT NOW
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Mari-ju-ana is bad
mmkay?
Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.
by Orlando Rays on Jun 23, 2008 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions
So my brother was just trying to get on my nerves by saying Felix sucked for giving up a run.
I warned him that I was going to punch him if he kept it up. He kept it up, so as soon as he turned around, I got a running start and sucker punched him in the kidney. Then he started crying, but he deserved it, so fuck him.
NOW THE LIVER IS THE BEST PLACE TO PUNCH SOMEONE
AND IT IS ON THE SIDE KIND OF IN THE FRONT! I HIT PEOPLE IN THE LIVER EVERY DAY WHEN I SPAR. I’M GOING TO KILL SOMEONE AT THE GYM TODAY.
by Smegmalicious on Jun 23, 2008 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions
MINE WOULD BE A HUGE TARGET
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 23, 2008 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I HOPE YOUR BROTHER...
IS A TODDLER. THAT WOULD MAKE THE STORY EVEN BETTER.
Can we get him deported from the People's Republic of Washington?
Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.
by Orlando Rays on Jun 23, 2008 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I HAVE RUINED COUNTLESS PICTURES OF FELIX
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 23, 2008 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I MADE COUNTLESS GIFS OF BELTRANS FAILURE AT A MOST CRTICAL POINT
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by JI on Jun 23, 2008 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions
For example
It could be worse you guys. I just traded Nate McLouth for Felix in my fantasy league. I was laughing all the way to the bank until a half hour ago.
I STILL DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR FANTASY TEAM
I HOPE IT’S VIDROPHILIC
by seattlebruin on Jun 23, 2008 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions
DON'T YOU DARE COUNT THE FUCKING CHICKENS BEFORE THEY HATCH ASSHOLE
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions
NOBODY CARES ABOUT JIM RIGGLEMANS POSTGAME COMMENTS
UNLESS BY COMMENT THEY MEAN PUERTO RICO GETS NUKED BY EVERYONE
Someone get Marty to go back in time and get Tsar Bomba
Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.
by Orlando Rays on Jun 23, 2008 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions
HAY FELLOWS I JUST GOT HOME
WHAT THE FUCK
by Jordan of Boise on Jun 23, 2008 6:35 PM PDT reply actions
I ADVISE TURNING THE COMPUTER OFF REALLY FAST AND LEAVING
by Graham MacAree on Jun 23, 2008 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Checking in again after being away
I’m sure this has been discussed to death, but whatever:
I had a severe ankle sprain in basic (basically sprained the same ankle twice in 3 days) and it was so paintful I couldn’t put any wait whatsoever on that foot for the first day. I was on crutches for two more days and wore a boot for a while, followed by a good amount of physical therapy. I was able to complete a 10 and 12 mile road march within the next two and three weeks respectively (albeit with pain) and was able to run the 2-mile for the APFT within a month with no pain. I’m sure Felix will get better care than I did and a better more advanced brace. I’d bet no more than 3-4 weeks at the very most with 0 lasting effects assuming it is in fact a sprain.
by Fett42 on Jun 23, 2008 6:35 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
You had crutches in basic training?
Fag.
by Jordan of Boise on Jun 23, 2008 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I had a profile in basic training for a weekend that said I had to be near a latrine
shits so bad
by Jordan of Boise on Jun 23, 2008 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow I have never heard of anything like that before
Sounds like golden material for drill sergeants.
Actually the gayest profile I heard of was a "no being yelled at profile"
I forget the reason but there really shouldn’t be a good one.
Wait two more batters
Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.
by Orlando Rays on Jun 23, 2008 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions
SEAN GREEN YOU RACIST SONOFABITCH
I LOVE YOU
I WILL CRY BECAUSE I STILL HAVE NEVER EVER SEEN FELIX LIVE
THIS WAS GOING TO BE MY FIRST CHANCE FUCK YOU CARLOS BELTRAN IM GOING TO KILL YOU
NOR I.
LAST YEAR I THOUGHT I WAS GETTING FELIX, I GOT JAKE WOODS. LAUGH IT UP, YEAH YEAH YEAH. WOODS STILL PITCHED A HELLUVA GAME THOUGH, IF ANY CREDIT IS DUE.
OH YEAH, I WENT TO THREE GAMES LAST YEAR AND GOT JEFF WEAVER ALL THREE TIMES
AND THIS YEAR I GOT BATISTA AND WASHBURN AND ON FRIDAY IM GETTING PEDOPHILE AGAIN AND NOW IM NOT GETTING FELIX ON SUNDAY FUCK THIS IF ITS BATISTA IM GOING TO KILL SOMEONE
by seattlebruin on Jun 23, 2008 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions
APPARATENTLY THERE ARE SEAHAWKS GARDEN GNOMES
THANKS LIFE
by Robert on Jun 23, 2008 6:40 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
HIT BELTRAN I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE SCORE
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HIT BELTRAN IN THE FACE. I DON'T CARE IF IT LOADS THE BASES. KILL HIM DEAD!
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
DON'T JINX IT YOU ASSHOLE
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions
THE ANGER IS BACK! THE ANGER IS BACK!
SING THE SONG THAT ENDS THE WORLD! DIE BELTRAN DIIIIIEEEEEE!
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
DONT YOU CALL BELTRAN BELTRE DAVE SIMS
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT FUCK YOU
BELTRAN DOES NOT DESERVE TO GET ANOTHER HIT IN HIS LIFE
IF YOU ARE BEING TAKEN OUT CHARGE FIRST BASE AND BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF CARLOS BELTRAN. BEAT HIM TO DEATH WITH YOUR BARE HANDS
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Sean Green sucks
Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.
NO GIFS TODAY TOO SAD AND ANGRY
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I really wish the Mets had Val Pascucci for just this spot.
But I guess having a third catcher with a career minor league OPS under .700 is more important.
I left for a while to go throw up repeatedly.
Any further word on Felix?
HEY RICHIE, IF YOU SMACK BELTRAN WITH YOUR HELMET, I WOULD BE OPEN TO THE POSSIBLITY OF NOT KILLING YOU!
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
THERE ARE MORE THAN 800 WILDFIRES CURRENTLY BURNING IN CALIFORNIA
MAY CARLOS BELTRAN SOON FIND HIMSELF IN ONE OR SEVERAL
WE SHOULD THROW HIM IN THE TOP OF ONE OF THOSE REALLY TALL TREES AND THEN BURN IT DOWN SO HE CAN THINK ABOUT WHAT HE DID WHILE HE PLUMMETS TOWARDS THE EARTH IN FLAMES
by seattlebruin on Jun 23, 2008 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I REFUSE TO LET GRAVITY AND FIRE DO THE LORD'S WORK
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 23, 2008 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions
SO WE'RE JUST GOING TO WAIT FOR FELIX TO COME BACK AND DO HIS OWN WORK?
WHAT KIND OF DISCIPLES ARE WE?
by seattlebruin on Jun 23, 2008 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions
FINE WE'LL JUST TOSS HIM OFF THE DAMN TREE TOWARDS MANY SPIKES MADE OF SNICKERS BARS
IN WHICH HE WILL DROWN IN CHOCOLATE
by seattlebruin on Jun 23, 2008 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I WAS HOpING SoME ONE WOULd RAPE BELTRAN WITH A BROKEN MAPLE BAT
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
YES YES YES
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions
EVERYBODY CLAP YOUR HANDS AND THEN GIVE BELTRAN THE CLAP.
THE CLAP ON HIS FACE
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
by Goose on Jun 23, 2008 6:45 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
REC'D FOR PROMOTING TEABAGGING
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Give Beltran the CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.
by Orlando Rays on Jun 23, 2008 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions
IS THERE AT LEAST A GIF OF FELIX HITTING THE MOTHERFUCKING SLAM?
by Jordan of Boise on Jun 23, 2008 6:46 PM PDT reply actions
DO YOU BLAME ME FOR NOT WANTING TO READ MORE ABOUT THIS COATHANGER GAME?
by Jordan of Boise on Jun 23, 2008 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions
IT'S LIKE WATCHING SCHINDLERS LIST THOUGH
HOW CAN YOU ENJOY THE COMEDIC FIRST HALF WHEN YOU KNOW HOW IT ENDS?
by Jordan of Boise on Jun 23, 2008 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions
YES POSTED AT LEAST TWICE
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions
WAS THE M'S TV ANNOUNCER FEED SUITABLY AWESTRUCK AT IT?
THE METS TV FEED WAS ACTUALLY PRETTY DECENT, BUT I WANT MORE.
In case you didn't see it
Here’s what Felix looked like when he threw his warm up pitch.
by johnbai on Jun 23, 2008 6:48 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
BAHHAHAAH, sad
I fucking hate you Mariners
next time use the clone feature
it helps smooth mimick the background
I AM THOR, GOD OF THUNDER. BOW TO MY WILL AND MY HAMMER!
by anaheim angels on Jun 23, 2008 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
MIGUEL CAIRO SHOULD PICK UP BELTRAN BY THE LEGS AND SWING HIM AROUND LIKE A SACK OF POTATOES
ALTHOUGH WHO SWINGS AROUND SACKS OF POTATOES
Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.
here u go
Hey guess what, the Mariners won!
No honestly, the Mariners won!
We must savor this moment!
A rock concert in honor of this glorious day!
Rainbows! Lots of Rainbows!
Glorious fiddle cat, play me a tune, for it’s the first time the Mariners actually won a decent game in June!
by Sylar on Jun 23, 2008 6:50 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I TOLD YOU NOT TO
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by JI on Jun 23, 2008 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions
IF I WERE STILL IN HARTFORD I COULD MURDER PEOPLE IN A RAGE AND NO ONE WOULD CARE OR NOTICE
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 23, 2008 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions
MIGHT AS WELL PITCH THE FUCKER EVERY DAY
BECAUSE FUCK US THATS WHY
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 23, 2008 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions
YOU MEAN WASHBURN AND BATISTA'S BUTT BABY
NOTE TO SELF, DON’T GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH BUTT BABY
by Jordan of Boise on Jun 23, 2008 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions
THIS WAS THE BEST AND WORST GAME EVER!
I DID NOT THINK IT WAS POSSIBLE. WHY HAVE I NOT LEARNED YET?
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
According to Jeffie, there's not a lot of swelling in Felix's ankle.
Whatever that means.
it haapend like 2 hours ago of course hes fine
by seattlebruin on Jun 23, 2008 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions
please say somebody got a screen cap
of the goofy looking mariners fan with the purple hat right before rhodes struck out easley to end the game, because that guy is now my hero, with that being said back to plotting out my suicide.
GOD DAMMIT SPELL RIGHT AND USE YOUR FUCKING SHIFT KEY
I’M NOT GOING TO POST THE FRIENDLY LITTLE PICTURE, USE PROPER PUNCTUATION
Someone get a picture from Scarface of a car with some dude's brains all over a side window
Or the similar picture from Pulp Fiction where Marvin’s brains end up all over Jules and Vincent’s rear window.
Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.
by Orlando Rays on Jun 24, 2008 7:37 AM PDT up reply actions
I AM GOING TO PLAY COMMAND AND CONQUER 3:KANE'S WRATH AND I AM GOING TO PRETEND
THAT THE GDI AND ARE MADE OF CARLOS BELTRANS, AND THEN I AM GOING TO KILL THEM ALL WITH THE REDEEMER, BECAUSE THE REDEEMER SAYS DIE!
THIS IS MY LAST ALL CAPS POST.
FELIX HERNANDEZ HIT A GRAND SLAM OFF OF JOHAN SANTANA.
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
Oh shit. I think EnglishMariner was at this game.
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...Dude
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions
BRETT SAYS "LATER" AND "DON'T REVEAL OUR PLANS ON LL"
by seattlebruin on Jun 23, 2008 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Sex cannot cure pain like this.
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions
WHAT A WONDERFUL IMAGE
JI AND ROBERTS SCREAMING AND PUNCHING EACH OTHER MID FROT
by Jordan of Boise on Jun 23, 2008 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions
STOP WITH ALL THIS CRAP
GIVE US A FELIX UPDATE MENTINK
Jeff, it sounds like Hyphen will be taking Felix's spot on Sunday.
Small consolation, I know.
HOW'S HE GOING TO FOCUS WITH JEFF IN THE STANDS?
HE’LL PROBABLY GET ALL EMOTIONAL THAT JEFF IS THERE AND RUN UP INTO THE STANDS FOR HIM ISNTEAD OF PITCHING
by seattlebruin on Jun 23, 2008 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh come on, I don't want to see a fucking tour of Shea stadium.
Where’s my fucking Felix update?
Fucking Felix update:
Minute 1: about to begin
Minute 15: sweet sweet foreplay
Minute 90:
Minute 833: good golly miss molly
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 23, 2008 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
You would be so sore.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh c'mon it's not that bad
Just a sprained ankle. Felix will be back in no time. I’ve had sprained ankle’s, no big deal.
We are going to 9/11 Shea Stadium.
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by JI on Jun 23, 2008 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
OK
So, who do you nominate to be the sacrificial lambs, so to speak? Someone has to fly the planes in there.
You cannot nominate me.
REC'D
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
My family would fly a plane into your families house
by marinator on Jun 23, 2008 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Not too angrily
These people want to kill things when Felix gets a hangnail.
Padded walls man, padded walls.
Long-term wasn't the worry
this was going to be the most magical Felix Day of all time.
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 23, 2008 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
sorry to hear about feliz…..that was no bueno
i root for teams that lack offense! go halos and bills!
by norcaliangelsfan on Jun 23, 2008 7:12 PM PDT reply actions
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by JI on Jun 23, 2008 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions
my bad y0
i root for teams that lack offense! go halos and bills!
by norcaliangelsfan on Jun 23, 2008 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
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by JI on Jun 23, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Thank you.
I’m too angry to pull out the shift-key.jpeg today.
X-rays negative, "slight sprain"
says Riggleman. Felix is adamant, and the trainer agrees, that he won’t miss his next start.
by BrianL on Jun 23, 2008 7:14 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
yes yes yes
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by JI on Jun 23, 2008 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
We'll see how it goes.
It sounds like there’s a good chance he’ll make his next start, but he may miss it. I won’t be doing his normal pre-start work over the next five games, though.
I would be cautiously optimistic.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I wouldn't be surprised if he misses Sunday
however, the news out of the clubhouse sounds encouraging.
OH FUCK YES
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions
So, five minutes after I left, this happened.
That’s what I get. I am so sorry.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
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