6/23: Open Game Thread, Part 4
by Jeff on Jun 23, 2008 5:23 PM PDT
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CARLOS BELTRAN I WILL FIND YOU
I WILL FIND YOU AND I WILL APPREHEND YOU AND I WILL DO THINGS TO YOU THAT NO HUMAN HAS EVER DONE TO ANOTHER
I WILL DO THEM WITH A BLOWTORCH AND A CORKSCREW AND A JAGGED METAL SHOELACE SOMEHOW
YOU WILL NOT BE HAPPY AND I WILL NOT BE HAPPY
BUT YOU WILL BE LESS HAPPY ON ACCOUNT OF I WILL MOTHERFUCKING KILL YOU
KILL
YOU
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NO
FELIX DOES NOT GET CREDIT FOR HIS RIGHTFUL VICTORY
Felix Hernandez is just... too... sweeeeeeeeeeeeet!
by Katal LM on Jun 23, 2008 5:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FUCK THIS I'M CHANGING MY FUCKING LAST NAME
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 23, 2008 5:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Anybody heard of someone named Stephen Strasburg?
by lyleleander on Jun 23, 2008 5:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
NOT NOW
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You mean Tim Duncan?
Of course, the Mariners were already shit.
by discovolante on Jun 23, 2008 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If we had Guillen I bet he would knife you, Beltran
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 5:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This game has the potential to harbor both the
number 1 best and worst moments of the season.
by redwolf75 on Jun 23, 2008 5:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm leaving before I get more upset
Brett or Robert or someone, can you text me if any information on Felix’s health is released?
Felix Hernandez is just... too... sweeeeeeeeeeeeet!
by Katal LM on Jun 23, 2008 5:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
To inspire the suidcie jihaders:
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
SERIOUSLY WHY DON'T YOU JUST SLIDE TO THE LEFT AND PUT YOUR HAND ON THE BAG YOU FUCKING MORON?
YOU’RE TRYING TO AVOID THE TAG, DO IT RIGHT
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll flag you.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WE OBVIOUSLY DO NOT
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck off this is not the time for this
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
THIS IS LIKE ALL THE PAIN IN THE WORLD IN ONE LITTLE FALSFJKADSHFKADS NKH BALL
by Robert on Jun 23, 2008 5:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
IF FEEL SO UNEASY THIS MAKES ME FEEL BETTER
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
THIS MOMENT IS LIKE SEX COMPARED TO THIS
by Robert on Jun 23, 2008 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I KNOW THATS WHY I PoSTED IT IN ORDER TO CONVEY MY DESPAIR
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If something happens to Beltran, we're all spending life in prison.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 23, 2008 5:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I DID NOT SAY IT WAS A BAD THING.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 23, 2008 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
YOU DONT GET TO GO TO A WOMENS PRISION
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
CONJUGAL VISITS
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 23, 2008 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I DO.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 23, 2008 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i know, there's no shame in being a LURD.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
IT DOESNT SEEM FAIR
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
YOU DO GO TO A WOMEN'S PRISON
AND THEY BEND YOU OVER AND PEG YOU
by Smegmalicious on Jun 23, 2008 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Prison's not the worst
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 23, 2008 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
THERE IS NO PUNISHMENT THAT SHOULD DETER HIM
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can't even exist right now
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 23, 2008 5:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The poster future in the previous thread:
I want his life. I want it in my hands. I want it so I may smother it till it fades away into nothingness.
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
by Goose on Jun 23, 2008 5:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I concur
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 23, 2008 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am going to go play Call of Duty
While imagining everyone is Carlos Beltran. Fuck. This.
by seattlesundevil on Jun 23, 2008 5:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow, I did that too and went on a massive, massive rampage, killing everyone in sight
except my teammates sucked horribly and I lost four consecutive games in which I put up 25+ kills, so I went into a controller throwing fury. I felt like I was Ichiro, but with more anger.
by seattlebruin on Jun 24, 2008 8:21 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's like I was drinking a chocolate shake and it tuned to diarrhea mid swallow
by Smegmalicious on Jun 23, 2008 5:26 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
OH GOD PLEASE DON'T BE HURT BADLY
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 5:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He walked off the field, didn't he?
by eponymous_coward on Jun 23, 2008 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They'd probably use a stretcher for a broken bone
by eponymous_coward on Jun 23, 2008 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Having broken both my ankles...
A sprain hurts far, far more and is less likely to be walked on. I’m honestly concerned about a break.
Ill Ligitamus Non Carberendum
by PositivePaul on Jun 23, 2008 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've walked on broken ankles
Sprains have laid me flat.
by BrianL on Jun 23, 2008 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It looked like Felix's spikes held his foot in place...
while Beltran’s foot pushed his ankle out. Violent adduction type movement. If its ligament damage, depending on the severity, anywhere from 2 – 8 weeks
by pakipaki on Jun 23, 2008 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
BLOOD WILL RAIN FROM THE SKIES IN CARLOS BELTRAN'S WORLD! AND IT WILL BE HIS OWN!
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
by Goose on Jun 23, 2008 5:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Puke everywhere
You can run, but you can't hide! Unless it's in this general area over here. Blindspot.
by PhilKenSebben on Jun 23, 2008 5:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WIN IT FOR FELIX!!!
Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.
by Orlando Rays on Jun 23, 2008 5:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I WAS GOING TO SEE YOU AND PEAVY ON SUNDAY
NOW I WILL SEE SOMEBODY ELSE THROUGH CRIMSON EYEGLASSES
CRIMSON WITH BLOOD
by Jeff on Jun 23, 2008 5:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I BOUGHT THE BEST TICKETS I'VE EVER HAD IN MY LIFE FOR THAT GAME.
This sucks acres of ass.
by Teej on Jun 23, 2008 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ERIK BEDARD SHOWS EXUBERANCE AT HIS FELLOW PITCHER'S SUCCESS AND
CONCERN AT THEIR INJURIES HE IS SUCH A BAD TEAMMATE.
by redwolf75 on Jun 23, 2008 5:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Has someone at least GIF'd Raul's bobble?
by lyleleander on Jun 23, 2008 5:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WAIT FOR ARCHIVES I'M NOT A BLODDY JUKEBOX
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WHY CAN'T WE HAVE NICE THINGS?!
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 5:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FUN FACT TRIVIA THE NEW YORK METS HAVE NEVER THROWN A NO-HITTER
by Jeff on Jun 23, 2008 5:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
OH GREAT
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 23, 2008 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
FUN FACT TRIVIA THE NEW YORK METS ARE A BIG GAY PILE
by Jeff on Jun 23, 2008 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I GET LAID MORE OFTEN THAN THE ENTIRE NEW YORK METS
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 23, 2008 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's just not true.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OK
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 23, 2008 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They say people get what they deserve...
I seriously am trying to remember but when the 2008 Mariner’s
gang rape a school of nuns.
Do we really deserve this?
by mark sobba on Jun 23, 2008 5:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm going to go play MLB 07 and play the Mets and just bean Beltran over and over.
by Matthew on Jun 23, 2008 5:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
aim for the face
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sounds like everyone I played last year online
only replace Beltran with Pujols.
Thank goodness Rolen and Edmonds weren’t nerfed.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
by bluemax on Jun 23, 2008 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Would you take the Grand Slam back if it meant that rolled ankle didn't happen?
by Smegmalicious on Jun 23, 2008 5:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Depends on whether or not it's a serious injury.
by redwolf75 on Jun 23, 2008 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It most likely isn't
I know about adrenaline and all that, but would he have really been able to walk around the mound like he did after the injury if it was that serious?
by lyleleander on Jun 23, 2008 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've fucked up my ankle to where I couldn't even put any pressure on it, and it was fine a week later.
by redwolf75 on Jun 23, 2008 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My girlfriend fucked her ankle and missed a year of triathlon competitions before
But Felix just has to be ok.
by Smegmalicious on Jun 23, 2008 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
PLAYERS HAVE MANAGED BAD ANKLES BEFORE
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
sorry, this is just the funniest thing ive seen in a while
ive seen you guys suffer enough, i honestly hope felix is okay
I AM THOR, GOD OF THUNDER. BOW TO MY WILL AND MY HAMMER!
by anaheim angels on Jun 23, 2008 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
TELL US ABOUT HIS INJURY, GET HIM A FUCKING MRI RIGHT NOW
GET HIM ICE, GET HIM PAINKILLERS, USE FUCKING MAGIC TO HEAL IT I DON’T KNOW BUT FIX HIM
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 5:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
NECROMANCY! FULLMETAL ALCHEMY! ANYTHING!!!
Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.
by Orlando Rays on Jun 23, 2008 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Get him comfort women
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
FELIX IS LATIN AND CARLOS BELTRAN IS LATIN
BELTRAN WILL NOT EXPECT WHAT HE IS GOING TO RECEIVE
by Jeff on Jun 23, 2008 5:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
IT WILL BE OF FIRE AND PAIN!
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
by Goose on Jun 23, 2008 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Please...no one make a gif of that closeup of his ankle snapping
by Smegmalicious on Jun 23, 2008 5:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
IT DIDN'T SNAP
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Someone run out to center and stomp Beltran into the ground
Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.
by Orlando Rays on Jun 23, 2008 5:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I wish Beltran's aerial collision in 2005 wasn't with Cammie because then watching it would soothe me
by Graham on Jun 23, 2008 5:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I WISH IT HAD BEEN WITH A FUCKING HOWITZER
by Matthew on Jun 23, 2008 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
OR MY CAR
FUCK CATS AND FUCK CARLOS BELTRAN
by Jeff on Jun 23, 2008 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My cat wishes pain upon Carlos Beltran, delivered by her razor sharp claws.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by acblue on Jun 23, 2008 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
PHOTOSHOP IN TORRI HUNTER
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
The closeup of that slide made me think of the sound celery breaking.
God. I feel sick
by Smegmalicious on Jun 23, 2008 5:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ITS NOT BROKEN
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What happened to Felix?
I was away for an hour.
by Fett42 on Jun 23, 2008 5:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You don't want to know.
Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.
by Orlando Rays on Jun 23, 2008 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Carlos Beltran is a fucking bastard happened to him.
STAB STAB STAB
by joof on Jun 23, 2008 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
THERE IS A GIF MADE OF IT
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Was he taken out as a precaution
Or did it look serious?
by Fett42 on Jun 23, 2008 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If there's any bright side
It’s just his leg and not his arm
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 23, 2008 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You get your power from your legs
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He tried to throw another pitch
looked to be in so much pain
Bring back José Cruz Jr!
by darmok on Jun 23, 2008 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
NOTHING HAPPENED FELIX IS OK HE JUST IS IN THE DUGOUT BECAUSE IT WASN'T FAIR TO THE METS
NOTHING HAPPENED FELIX IS OK HE JUST IS IN THE DUGOUT BECAUSE IT WASN’T FAIR TO THE METS
NOTHING HAPPENED FELIX IS OK HE JUST IS IN THE DUGOUT BECAUSE IT WASN’T FAIR TO THE METS
NOTHING HAPPENED FELIX IS OK HE JUST IS IN THE DUGOUT BECAUSE IT WASN’T FAIR TO THE METS
NOTHING HAPPENED FELIX IS OK HE JUST IS IN THE DUGOUT BECAUSE IT WASN’T FAIR TO THE METS
by Smegmalicious on Jun 23, 2008 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
BETWEEN SERIOUS AND NOT SERIOUS
HE THREW ONE WARMUP PITCH AND THEY WOULDN’T LET HIM STAY IN
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm guessing you don't enjoy being sad
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 23, 2008 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
NOTHING HAPPENED FELIX IS OK HE JUST IS IN THE DUGOUT BECAUSE IT WASN'T FAIR TO THE METS
by Smegmalicious on Jun 23, 2008 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm deciding if your name is
Smegma – Licious or Smeg – Malicious.
by johnbai on Jun 23, 2008 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I WOULD PREFER NOT TO DWELL ON SOMETHING SO DISGUSTING
by Jeff on Jun 23, 2008 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
THANK GOD IT IS WHOOSHING OVER MY HEAD
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
YES sBUT NOW THAT I SEARCHED IT GROSS GROSS GROSS
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WHY DO YOU CARE RIGHT NOW?
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 23, 2008 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
BECAUSE I AM NOT THAT WORRIED ABOUT THE LONG TERM EFFECTS
of an ankle sprain.
by johnbai on Jun 23, 2008 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
IT IS THE SHORT-TERM EFFECTS THAT MAKE ME DISPLEASED
THIS WAS GOING TO BE AWESOME
by Jeff on Jun 23, 2008 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
True
it was going to be a game for the ages… what with the grand slam and all. Good point.
But Felix is going to be fine.
by johnbai on Jun 23, 2008 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I AM CERTAIN THAT I WILL BE COMPOSED AGAIN BY THE TIME I DRIVE HOME
by Jeff on Jun 23, 2008 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LETS HOPE FOR THE SAKE OF INNOCENT DRIVERS.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 23, 2008 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I HOPE I DON'T CROSS ANY LATIN-LOOKING MALES
by Jeff on Jun 23, 2008 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
THERE IS NO WAY YOU WOULD EVER COME ACROSS A PERSON MEETING THAT DESCRIPTION
IN A CITY ON THE BORDER OF MEXICO
by seattlebruin on Jun 23, 2008 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Carlos Beltran had better like the taste of the fucking curb, because he will devour it.
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
by Goose on Jun 23, 2008 5:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I HOPE HE DOES NOT TASTE THE CURB ON ACCOUNT OF HIS TONGUE WILL BE REMOVED
BEFOREHAND
by Jeff on Jun 23, 2008 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
GOOD CALL!
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
by Goose on Jun 23, 2008 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Richie may suck
But at least he was nice enough to slide around the opponents’ pitcher. This is kinda like going headhunting on the quarterback after an interception – legal, but not nice.
by westfried on Jun 23, 2008 5:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You people are all crazy
And running on emotion right now. Beltran BARELY avoided Clement’s glove sliding in the way he did.
You expect him to care about where Felix is? He’s trying to score!!!
"I got my pregnant wife (the Yankee fan) with me. Hoping my kid learns to kick her everytime the Mets score." -Schifftis-
by future on Jun 23, 2008 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
And in no way
Do I want to see King Felix hurt. He is a joy to watch pitch. But Beltran is one of the nicest guys in baseball. Nothing was intentional in the slide.
"I got my pregnant wife (the Yankee fan) with me. Hoping my kid learns to kick her everytime the Mets score." -Schifftis-
by future on Jun 23, 2008 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
THE END OF ALL YOU HOLD DEAR IS NEAR!
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
by Goose on Jun 23, 2008 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Because I'm rational?
Or because I’m friends with Jeff and AM NOT TROLLING IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM.
You guys are threatening the life of one of my team’s players for a freak accident at the plate. You expect me to just let you say that stuff and not defend him?
"I got my pregnant wife (the Yankee fan) with me. Hoping my kid learns to kick her everytime the Mets score." -Schifftis-
by future on Jun 23, 2008 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A THOUSAND DICKS IN YOUR RELIGION
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I HOPE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH!
BECAUSE MY DICK IS COMING FOR AN INSPECTION!
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
by Goose on Jun 23, 2008 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
JEFF, YOU CHOSE YOUR FRIENDS WRONGLY!
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
by Goose on Jun 23, 2008 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
EVEN SO THIS IS NOT THE TIME
WE WILL DISCUSS THIS LATER
by Jeff on Jun 23, 2008 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
DIE IN A FIRE WHILE YOUR BEING RAPED BY THE DEVIL
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope everyone you love is raped to death
by Graham on Jun 23, 2008 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Then you
would be getting raped to death.
Jeff: not in favor of this one. ;)
Sorry I will leave your thread. It’s not nice of me to say stuff in your sanctuary.
"I got my pregnant wife (the Yankee fan) with me. Hoping my kid learns to kick her everytime the Mets score." -Schifftis-
by future on Jun 23, 2008 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HIS WIFE IS OKAY TOO
I DON’T CARE FOR HIS LITTLE BROTHER THOUGH
by Jeff on Jun 23, 2008 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You strike me as the kind of guy
Who would tell your guy friends in a sauna that you have a raging boner.
by Souther on Jun 23, 2008 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I AM READING THIS IN RETROSPECT AND I HOPE YOUR LOVED ONES ARE SAFE AND SOUND.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by acblue on Jun 23, 2008 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope you fall into a pit of spikey Snickers bars
by Nick S on Jun 23, 2008 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HE COULD'VE SLID TO THE LEFT AND PUT HIS HAND ON THE BASE
He should cover the plate to prevent the run.
I hope some one slits your throat and fucks the hole as you watch it, your life slowly ending. And I hope it happens tonight you miserable fuck.
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am very upset
I am very upset with Beltran, that obviously didn’t have to be that bad and still try and score, but Felix (or any player) should not block the plate without the ball.
by batura on Jun 23, 2008 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hello Mariners,
I still hate you.
Sincerely,
God
by manyoso on Jun 23, 2008 5:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
THIS IS THE FAULT OF SOMEBODY ELSE'S NOGOODNIKS
by Jeff on Jun 23, 2008 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hello
The pup that laughs when you're down on your luck.
by Scrappy the Scapegoat on Jun 23, 2008 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You miserable fuck.
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
by Goose on Jun 23, 2008 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND CHOKE THE LIFE OUT OF YOU SCRAPPY
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
STOP CALLING THE GAME, TELL US ABOUT FELIX
GET US INFORMATION FASTER
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 5:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Inquiring minds want to know:
Mountain Spring Tide – Lethal or Non-Lethal?
by OlSalty on Jun 23, 2008 5:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FELIX HERNANDEZ HIT A GRAND SLAM OFF OF JOHAN SANTANA!
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
by Goose on Jun 23, 2008 5:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ready Morrow's cannon
There is a Beltran to bring down from the skies tonight
Captain Raptor and the Space Pirates is one of the greatest literary achievements of the Modern Era.
by Frosty Raptor on Jun 23, 2008 5:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Morrow is with the team
He will not be ready to pitch tonight
Captain Raptor and the Space Pirates is one of the greatest literary achievements of the Modern Era.
by Frosty Raptor on Jun 23, 2008 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Morrow is in Seattle..
Becoming the centerpiece of a trade for Horacio Ramirez.
by seamariners85 on Jun 23, 2008 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nah, Rhodes.
You want Morrow to close the ninth. Rhodes knows what to do, and will be cool with the ejection/fine.
by eponymous_coward on Jun 23, 2008 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
but Morrow can throw really hard
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 23, 2008 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So can Rhodes.
It’s all he’ll need for this.
by eponymous_coward on Jun 23, 2008 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
SEXSON WILL BE MOBILE BUT FELIX IS NOT MOBILE!
GIVE FELIX YOUR ANKLES!
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
by Goose on Jun 23, 2008 5:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
THIS CALLS FOR THE NOTE ROBERT KEEPS IN HIS WALLET IN THE EVENT OF DEATH
by Jeff on Jun 23, 2008 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
AMMEND IT TO ALSO INCLUDE A FELIX INJURY, ROBERT
Yesterday's Pants
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
dammit it's taking a while to get the medical report.
by BrianL on Jun 23, 2008 5:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
MRI'S TAKE A WHILE
NO NO NO NO NO
by Smegmalicious on Jun 23, 2008 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I AM LYING ON THE FLOOR FIGURITIVELY AND LITERALLY
by Robert on Jun 23, 2008 5:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
SCRAPPY IS RAPING MY HOPES AND DREAMS\
by Robert on Jun 23, 2008 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
AND FUCK SCRAPPY I WANT TO BLAME SOMETHING REAL
by Robert on Jun 23, 2008 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
DO NOT FURTHER PROVOKE THE GODS
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 23, 2008 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
THAT'S "LISTEN TO THIS WOMAN" NOT "LISTEN TO THIS, WOMAN"
THE COMMA MAKES THINGS DIFFERENT
by Jeff on Jun 23, 2008 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
GOOD THING. BECAUSE I CANT BE ANGRY AT YOU RIGHT NOW.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 23, 2008 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
THERE ARE NO GODS / THERE IS NO GOD
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
THERE WAS A GOD
GOD IS DEAD WITH AN ANKLE SPRAIN
by Jeff on Jun 23, 2008 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
YES THIS WOULD BE SECRET OPTION C
AND I WOULD SAY GOD WEARS A CUBS UNIFORM BUT THIS IS NEITHER THE TIME NOT THE PLACE
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
NIETZSCHE WAS LIKE 110 YEARS EARLY
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by acblue on Jun 23, 2008 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Mets should give away Johan Santana to the Mariners
for pulling that bullshit
Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.
by Orlando Rays on Jun 23, 2008 5:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I feel so empty right now.
After being so high, everything now just feels stupid. Everything is just bleh.
by joof on Jun 23, 2008 5:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
THERE IS NO FUCKING FLOOR!
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
by Goose on Jun 23, 2008 5:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I WANT TO SEE SOME HEAD HUNTING MR. CORCORAN
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 5:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
OH GOD
THEY’RE SAYING 6 WEEKS.
I WISH FELIX COULD HAVE GOT THAT LAST STRIKE
by Smegmalicious on Jun 23, 2008 5:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WHO IS SAYING SIX WEEKS?!?!?!
Yesterday's Pants
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I AM WATCHING THE SEATTLE BROADCAST AND HAVE NOT HEARD THIS
Yesterday's Pants
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sources say
Felix is ok and will make his next start
by sixth on Jun 23, 2008 5:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WHERE WHEN WHY HOW
Don’t be fucking lying.
by Dies Irae on Jun 23, 2008 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HOW DO YOU KNOW!?
CONFIRMATION, PLEASE CITE YOUR SOURCE!
by BrianL on Jun 23, 2008 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sorry
I was just trying to bring a brief moment of hope to this shitty shitty time.
by sixth on Jun 23, 2008 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
NOT THE TIME>
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 23, 2008 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WhAT SOURCES
don’t be playing with our emotions at a time like this
by Nick S on Jun 23, 2008 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
THEY HAD BETTER BE DISCUSSING THE END OF ALL LIFE WITH THE NAME BELTRAN!
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
by Goose on Jun 23, 2008 5:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HE HIT THE UMPIRE?
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 23, 2008 5:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I was about to sound a battle call to pillage and raze Amazin' Avenue
But they have like 20 total posts in their game thread.
Captain Raptor and the Space Pirates is one of the greatest literary achievements of the Modern Era.
by Frosty Raptor on Jun 23, 2008 5:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
what about metsblog
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 23, 2008 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I won't
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 23, 2008 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mets Geek would be the place
MetsBlog does not have game threads
by JohnPeterson on Jun 23, 2008 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
INVASION INVASION
Just kidding, for some reason board invasions are worse than murder on the internet.
by Dies Irae on Jun 23, 2008 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WHAT ABOUT THE MLB.COM FORUM
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 23, 2008 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'M NOT GOING TO
I just figured if there is a place to troll that’s it
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 23, 2008 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I blame my parents
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 23, 2008 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Look, folks.
There’s NO WAY any trainer in the universe lets him throw a practice with a broken ankle. It’s probably a sprain.
by eponymous_coward on Jun 23, 2008 5:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You can't tell if tendons are torn or not that quickly
But here’s hoping.
by Smegmalicious on Jun 23, 2008 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There's no way any trainer in the world would know if the ankle's broke or not
by Graham on Jun 23, 2008 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sure you can. That's what the trainer is there for.
by eponymous_coward on Jun 23, 2008 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You can't tell if it's a break straight away
by Graham on Jun 23, 2008 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, the trainer's an idiot, then.
If you suspect broken bones, what, you’re going to let him throw a pitch and drive off of broken bones? So he can break some more of them?
by eponymous_coward on Jun 23, 2008 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wholeheartedly agree with this statement.
Felix should not have tried to stay in.
CAPS LOCK BACK ON
by Graham on Jun 23, 2008 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ONE STIRKE FROM WIN
HE WOULD HAVE PITCHED THROUGH TREMENDOUS PAIN TO GET IT
IT WORRIES ME THAT HE WASNT ABLE TO
by Matthew on Jun 23, 2008 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
FUCK, EVEN THE TRAINERS ARE INCOMPETENT LIKE THE FRONT OFFICE
AND NOW I’M YELLING
by eponymous_coward on Jun 23, 2008 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Felix couldn't have put weight on a broken ankle
by Gomez on Jun 23, 2008 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You can't tell if it's a break straight away
by Graham on Jun 23, 2008 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Break some bones
You can’t put weight on a broken ankle.
by Gomez on Jun 23, 2008 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HE'S A FUCKING BIOMECHANICAL ENGINEER HE KNOWS WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT
Yesterday's Pants
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
AND A MEDICALLY TRAINED SEARCH AND RESCUE BOY WHICH IS KIND OF MORE RELEVENT HERE
by Graham on Jun 23, 2008 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
REGARDLESS YOU ARE RIGHT
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I HAVE FUCKING TREATED BROKEN ANKLES YOU IDIOT
YOU’VE SEEN SOMEONE BREAK THEIR ANKLE ON MY FUCKING FACE AND WALK AROUND ON IT.
by Graham on Jun 23, 2008 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HE TORE LIGAMENTS
AND HE PROBABLY HAD AN ADRENALINE RUSH FROM PLAYING SOFTBALL AND WANTING TO BREAK SOMEONE’S FACE
by Gomez on Jun 23, 2008 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
AS OPPOSED TO FELIX HERNANDEZ PLAYING A MAJOR LEAGUE FUCKING BASEBALL GAME
PLUS PALMITER DID BREAK HIS ANKLE BECAUSE I HAD TO FUCKING TAKE HIM TO HOSPITAL
by Graham on Jun 23, 2008 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I ONCE WENT TO A ROCK SHOW WITH A BROKEN ANKLE AND DANCED MY ASS OFF BECAUSE I WAS DRUNK AS HELL
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by acblue on Jun 23, 2008 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've broken both, and sprained both.
Sprain was much, MUCH worse…
Ill Ligitamus Non Carberendum
by PositivePaul on Jun 23, 2008 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
DAVE SIMS: SPRAIN
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 5:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
THAT CAN MEAN ANYTHING
SPRAIN IS A HUGE CATEGORY
by Smegmalicious on Jun 23, 2008 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
THEY CAN BE WORSE THAN BREAKS SOMETIMES
by OlSalty on Jun 23, 2008 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HOW LONG WILL HE BE OUT?
Bring back José Cruz Jr!
by darmok on Jun 23, 2008 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
SERIOUSLY, SPRAINS CAN INCLUDE TEARING OF LIGAMENTS AND TENDONS AND SHIT
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!
by Smegmalicious on Jun 23, 2008 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WHAT IS THE AVERAGE TIME TABLE FOR A SPRAIN?!
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 5:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This game has featured the most chasmic gamut of moments
by Gomez on Jun 23, 2008 5:45 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Irony is a bitch
I’m usually the one posting all caps comments.
by Gomez on Jun 23, 2008 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
IF YOU AREN'T TYPING IN CAPS RIGHT NOW YOU ARE BIG DUMB
by Jeff on Jun 23, 2008 5:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
THRID TIME WILL BE A CHARM
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WRI9ONG
Ill Ligitamus Non Carberendum
by PositivePaul on Jun 23, 2008 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We're likely going to have to wait for an MRI tomorrow.
Just pray it isn’t a high-ankle sprain.
by BrianL on Jun 23, 2008 5:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
NO NOT DJ HACKETT DISEASE
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LIKE FUCKING HELL
I WILL FLY TO NEW YORK AND GIVE HIM AN MRI RIGHT NOW
by Matthew on Jun 23, 2008 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
CORCORAN IF YOU DONT BEAN BELTRAN
THEN EAT HIS SOUL WHILE EVERYONE WATCHES…THEN YOU ARE KICKED OFF EARTH FOREVER
by Karma Police on Jun 23, 2008 5:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
"Sprain" = We still don't know but we're telling you SOMETHING
by PLU Tim on Jun 23, 2008 5:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
IT ALSO MEANS THEY'RE TRYING TO STOP US FROM COMMITTING GROUP SUICIDE!
RITUAL SUICIDE
by Smegmalicious on Jun 23, 2008 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
EVOLUTIONARILY SPEAKING NATURE WOULD SELECT AGAINST PEOPLE WITH HURT ANKLES
by Jeff on Jun 23, 2008 5:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I WOULD BE DOWN WITH HITTING WRIGHT AS WELL
by MFAN on Jun 23, 2008 5:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HE WOULD LIKELY BAREHAND THE PITCH AND THROW IT AT FELIX
LIKE A BIG PUSS
by Jeff on Jun 23, 2008 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
SPRAIN DOESNT EVEN REALLY MEAN ANYTHING
FUUUUUUUUUUCK
by Dies Irae on Jun 23, 2008 5:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I WILL WEAR A BELTRAN JERSEY AND RAPE A EWOK
by Robert on Jun 23, 2008 5:49 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
HERE'S SOME INFO ABOUT SPRAINS
http://www.arthroscopy.com/sp09005.htm
http://www.arthroscopy.com/sp09005.htm
http://www.arthroscopy.com/sp09005.htm
http://www.arthroscopy.com/sp09005.htm
by Smegmalicious on Jun 23, 2008 5:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
A Grade I (First Degree) sprain is the most common and requires the least amount of treatment and recovery. The ligaments connecting the ankle bones are often over-stretched, and damaged microscopically, but not actually torn. The ligament damage has occurred without any significant instability developing.
by Smegmalicious on Jun 23, 2008 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A Grade II (Second Degree) injury is more severe and indicates that the ligament has been more significantly damaged, but there is no significant instability. The ligaments are often partially torn.
by Smegmalicious on Jun 23, 2008 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A Grade III (Third Degree) sprain is the most severe. This indicates that the ligament has been significantly damaged, and that instability has resulted. A grade III injury means that the ligament has been torn.
by Smegmalicious on Jun 23, 2008 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WE GET IT OKAY
WE ARE CAPABLE OF CLICKING LINKS
by Matthew on Jun 23, 2008 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'M NOT
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 23, 2008 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
PLEASE BE A GRADE I
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's not
they don’t hurt that bad. Felix was crying out there… and not just because he didn’t get to notch the W.
by johnbai on Jun 23, 2008 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
JOHNBAI IS UNDER THE PROTECTION OF THE POWERS THAT BE
by Graham on Jun 23, 2008 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Surprising...
since I’m seriously FAILING to get into this whole GTE thing. But thanks.
by johnbai on Jun 23, 2008 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WE ALL STILL LOVE YOU
WE JUST LOVE FELIX A WEE BIT MORE
by Jeff on Jun 23, 2008 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I had an ankle sprain from a similar sort of assault on my ankle.
I was sliding towards a soccer ball and a keeper jumped on my ankle and destroyed it.
I was out for 2 weeks, and have reinjured it like 7 times over the past 5 years.
by Dies Irae on Jun 23, 2008 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
EXCEPT FOR BELTRAN'S SKULL WE MUST KEEP HIM ALIVE AND FEELING THINGS
by Jeff on Jun 23, 2008 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
THIS IS WHY WE LOVE MIKE CAMERJN
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ENJOY YOUR LAST INNING AS A NON-DEAD PERSON BELTRAN
THIS IS IT
by Karma Police on Jun 23, 2008 5:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
QUICK, HAS ANYONE EVER HEARD OF THIS 'SPRAIN' THING BEFORE OR PERHAPS
KNOW SOMEONE WHO HAS HAD A ‘SPRAIN’?? WHAT’S IT LIKE AND PLEASE GIVE DETAILED PROGNOSIS!!!
by manyoso on Jun 23, 2008 5:51 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I've done all three anterior ankle ligaments three times on each foot...so, some experience
Grade 1 sprain – he may be right for his next start
Grade 2 – 2-4 weeks
Grade 3 – (you can’t stand or walk on this) up to 8 weeks
by pakipaki on Jun 23, 2008 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
PLEASE DON'T BE GRADE 3!
He was walking, he threw a warm up pitch, THEN they helped him off the mound…but then sometimes you can still stand right after it happens, right? Crap.
DON’T BE GRADE 3!!
Yesterday's Pants
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rec'd for irony
unless you were serious… in which case I retract my rec.
by johnbai on Jun 23, 2008 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WHY IS EVERYONE YELLING?!?
This is how World War I started dammit.
Captain Raptor and the Space Pirates is one of the greatest literary achievements of the Modern Era.
by Frosty Raptor on Jun 23, 2008 5:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
THIS IS WORSE THAN ANY WAR
Yesterday's Pants
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
DID CARLOS BELTRAN START THAT?!
BECAUSE HE IS ABOUT TO START ANOTHER ONE
by seattlesundevil on Jun 23, 2008 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
DID WORLD WAR I INVOLVE THE OBLITERATION OF NEW YORK?
IF SO I AM ALL FOR IT
by Graham on Jun 23, 2008 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
FUCK THE ARCHDUKE FRANZ FERDINAND
CAN’T WALK OFF A BULLET WOUND, YOU PANSY?
by Gomez on Jun 23, 2008 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WE WOULD BE OK WITH THIS RIGHT NOW.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 23, 2008 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
TRENCH WARFARE HO!
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WE BUILD NO TRENCHES TO FALL BACK
WE JUST GENOCIDE THESE METS BITCHES
by OlSalty on Jun 23, 2008 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I HAD A FRIEND THAT DIED IN WORLD WAR ONE
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
YOUR FRIEND HAS BEEN DEAD FOR A LONG TIME
HE WILL HAVE MANY STOREIS TO SHARE WITH CALROS BELTRAN
by Robert on Jun 23, 2008 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HE WON'T GRACE CARLOS BELTRAN WITH HIS STORIES
BECAUSE JI’S FRIEND IS IN HEAVEN
BELTRAN IS GOING TO WHATEVER IS WORSE THAN HELL
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 23, 2008 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WHATEVER IS WORSE THAN SHEA THEN
UNLESS YOU MEAN SHEA AFTER IT GETS TORN DOWN
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 23, 2008 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
SHEA GETTING TORN DOWN
ACTUALLY COUNTS AS PORNOGRAPHY NOW
THE THOUGHT OF SHEA NOT EXISTING IS ORGASMIC
by Karma Police on Jun 23, 2008 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I HAVE GOOD MEMORIES AND BAD MEMORIES OF SHEA I AM DIVIDED
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Clearly this situation calls for House
by eponymous_coward on Jun 23, 2008 5:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HOUSE ALSO HAS A BUM LEG
HOW DARE YOU
by Matthew on Jun 23, 2008 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ITS A SPRAIN THERE NOW ITS DIAGONOSED
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
FUCK YOU I HAD A FRIEND DIE OF DIAGNOSES
by Jeff on Jun 23, 2008 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
SHE CUT HERSELF WITH HER BRA THEN FOREMAN FRIED HER IMMUNE SYSTEM
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
BRAS CAN BE OCCASIONALLY DIFFICULT TO WORK WITH
by Jeff on Jun 23, 2008 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
THIS IS TRUE.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 23, 2008 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
GO VELCRO
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I FEEL I DONT DESERVE EASY RIGHT NOW.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 23, 2008 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HOUSE MEMES IN ALL CAPS WHO KNEW
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
CAMERON FAILED IS MURDERING BELTRAN CUDDY IS STILL HOTTER
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WE DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THE SCORE ANYMORE.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 23, 2008 5:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
hello from st louis - good luck dudes
awesome followed by brutal. injuries heal, but that slam will last forever.
FIP > ERA, OBP > AVG
by astrostl on Jun 23, 2008 5:52 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Annnnnnnd deep breath.
Thank you.
by seattlesundevil on Jun 23, 2008 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We appreciate nice sane people right now.
To a degree.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 23, 2008 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
CARLOS BETRAN IS A STUPID ASSHOLE WHO COULDNT GET HIS TEAM INTO THE WORLD SERIES. TWICE.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
WHAT LITTLE RESPECT I HAVE LEFT FOR THIS ROSTER WILL BE LOST
IF BELTRAN DOESN’T GET BEANED
by thewyrm on Jun 23, 2008 5:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Not sure what everyone's worried about, Felix will be fine.
And if there’s a season to get injured in, it’s this season.
by LantermanC on Jun 23, 2008 5:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FUCK OFF THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR THIS
Yesterday's Pants
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not the time for.. being rational?
by LantermanC on Jun 23, 2008 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
EXACTLY DO YOU NOT SEE THE CAPS?
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 23, 2008 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
YOU ARE HAVING A BAD COUPLE OF GAMETHREADS
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I HAVE FOUND 17 NEW YORK CARLOS BELTRANS IN MY DATA BASE
by Robert on Jun 23, 2008 5:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You're going to kill all 17?
Captain Raptor and the Space Pirates is one of the greatest literary achievements of the Modern Era.
by Frosty Raptor on Jun 23, 2008 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WELL I GUESS THIS PINCH HITTING MEANS THEY WILL NOT HIT BELTRAN BECAUSE THEY DON'T WNAT HIM THROWN OUT
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 5:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
RRS THROWN OUT THAT IS
Yesterday's Pants
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
IF THIS TEAM DOESN'T THROW AT CARLOS BELTRAN
I NEVER EVER SPEND ANOTHER DIME WATCHING MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL AGAIN
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 23, 2008 5:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
OK
IF THIS TEAM DOESN’T THROW AT CARLOS BELTRAN I WILL NOT COMMENT HERE FOR TWO WEEKS
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 23, 2008 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
REMEMBER THAT THIS IS THE MARINERS
MY GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
by Karma Police on Jun 23, 2008 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
JIM RIGGLEMAN IS A BEAST
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 23, 2008 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
THROWING AT HIM ISNT ENOUGH
THROW AT HIS FACE
Bring back José Cruz Jr!
by darmok on Jun 23, 2008 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WHO ARE THEY INTERVIEWING
WHY IS IT NOT THE DOCTOR
Bring back José Cruz Jr!
by darmok on Jun 23, 2008 5:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
IF I NEEDED A KIDNEY AND CARLOS BELTRAN WAS THE ONLY OPTION I WOULD CHOOSE DEATH.
by seattlesundevil on Jun 23, 2008 5:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'D TAKE HIS FUCKING KIDNEY
AND THEN KILL HIM
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 23, 2008 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I AM BREAKING THINGS WHEN I SHOULD BE CLEANING
by Robert on Jun 23, 2008 5:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
YOU SHOULD DO METH
WE SHOULD ALL DO METH THEN POST HERE
by Karma Police on Jun 23, 2008 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
THAT WOULD BE FUCKING HILARIOUS
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 23, 2008 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
IT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN
WE’D ALL GO OUT AND PAWN OUR COMPUTERS BEFORE THE FIRST PITCH.
by lyleleander on Jun 23, 2008 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HAVE YOU SEEN BREAKING BAD
IT’S A GREAT SHOW. TRY IT SOMETIME IF YOU HAVEN’T ALREADY.
by Souther on Jun 23, 2008 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I HAD A BROTHER DIE BECAUSE OF METH
nah, I actually did. Your suggestion is stupid.
by pakipaki on Jun 23, 2008 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
THAT WAS A COMPLETELY SERIOUS SUGGESTION
AND NOW I AM OFFENDED
by Karma Police on Jun 23, 2008 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I PREFER A PREGANCY PACT
Ill Ligitamus Non Carberendum
by PositivePaul on Jun 23, 2008 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hi, just showed up.
Anything interesting happen?
by Paytheline on Jun 23, 2008 5:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I thought santana
Was about to do it to ichiro too.
by sixth on Jun 23, 2008 5:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
YOU TAKE YOUR FILTHY LATIN HANDS OFF OF OUR SELFISH SUPERSTAR
by Jeff on Jun 23, 2008 5:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HAS A PITCHER EVER CHARGED THE PLATE AND STARTED
POUNDING THE BATTER?
by lyleleander on Jun 23, 2008 5:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
IT BETTER HAPPEN NEXT INNING
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL ME WTF HAPPENED TO FELIX???
by esoteric on Jun 23, 2008 5:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
PLEASE PLEASE I WENT OUT WITH MY GIRLFRIEND AND MISSED IT DO I HAVE TO KILL CARLOS BELTRAN?
by esoteric on Jun 23, 2008 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
FELIX
HOME PLATE
BELTRAN SLIDE
ANKLE
ANKLE BAD
KILL BELTRAN
BELTRAN NO
by Karma Police on Jun 23, 2008 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
felix covered the plate, beltran slid into him, sprain of some kind on his ankle
Bring back José Cruz Jr!
by darmok on Jun 23, 2008 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
THAERS A MOTHERFUCKIN GIF FOR SHITS SAKE
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
NOTHING HAPPENED
EVERYTHING IS OK
LALALALALALA
by Smegmalicious on Jun 23, 2008 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ichiro
Needs to steal second and slide in cleats up
by sixth on Jun 23, 2008 5:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
THIS THREAD COULD BE TURNED INTO AN ANDREW WK SONG
by MFAN on Jun 23, 2008 5:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I DO NOT WANT TO PARTY AT THE MOMENT!
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
by Goose on Jun 23, 2008 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WHY WHY WASN'T SEXSON COVERING THE PLATE
OR CAIRO
OR VIDRO
OR RAUL
by mark sobba on Jun 23, 2008 6:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
GEORGE CARLIN....
WOULD BE PROUD OF THIS THREAD.
by PLU Tim on Jun 23, 2008 6:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
TOO SOON
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
THE ONLY THING THAT IS TOO SOON IS BELTRANBEING ALIVE
WHAT??
by Jeff on Jun 23, 2008 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
NEITHER DOES BELTRAN BEING ALIVE
by Karma Police on Jun 23, 2008 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LIFE DOESN'T MAKE SENSE
LIFE IS AN AGONIZING SEQUENCE OF PEOPLE USING A WRENCH ON MY TESTICLES
by Jeff on Jun 23, 2008 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ICHIRO....
IS USING HIS OWN PERSONAL 2ND BASE BAG.
by PLU Tim on Jun 23, 2008 6:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ARGH I HOPE YOU DIE TONIGHT BELTRAN
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 6:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
OK IT'S TIME TO KILL BELTRAN
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 23, 2008 6:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
DON'T KILL HIM
TORTURE HIM SLOWLY LIKE WHAT HE HAS MADE US ENDURE RIGHT NOW
by seattlebruin on Jun 23, 2008 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
KILL HIM SOFTLY
BUT NOT WITH A SONG, WITH A WHOLE LOT OF TINY RAZORBLADES.
by joof on Jun 23, 2008 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
AN SAYS: I AM SO SORRY GUYS
SWEET JESUS I HOPE KING IS OKAY
"JOAN! Are you watching Bombast? Did you see Lack Bust drop that fly call?"
by Jennifer on Jun 23, 2008 6:03 PM PDT reply actions 6 recs
RECD FOR USING ALL CAPS
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
REC'D BECAUSE YOU'RE A GIRL AND EVERYONE HERE IS *epussyepussyepussy*
when a girl shows up.
>_>
by Dies Irae on Jun 23, 2008 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
GOD DAMN ONE EXCITING GAME THIS YEAR AND ALL THE CRAZIES COME OUT
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know the girls get tons more attention just because they're girls.
by Dies Irae on Jun 23, 2008 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WELCOME TO PENALTY BOX
YOU WILL RETURN WHEN I FEEL LIKE ALLOWING YOU TO RETURN
by Jeff on Jun 23, 2008 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
SHE'S A FUCKING VISITOR FROM AN PAYING HER REGARDS
HAVE A BIT MORE FUCKING RESPECT
by Graham on Jun 23, 2008 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
REINCARNATION OF A FORMERLY BANNED USER?
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Random male A's fan does not get this reception.
by Dies Irae on Jun 23, 2008 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was more put off by what you said
not why you said it
by pakipaki on Jun 23, 2008 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope Carlos Beltran steals your genitalia.
"JOAN! Are you watching Bombast? Did you see Lack Bust drop that fly call?"
by Jennifer on Jun 23, 2008 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions 6 recs
REC'D FOR BEING A STRANGE COMMENT
by seattlebruin on Jun 23, 2008 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope Carlos Beltran steals your genitalia.
"JOAN! Are you watching Bombast? Did you see Lack Bust drop that fly call?"
by Jennifer on Jun 23, 2008 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I had that ready to go.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's nice to see other team's fans supporting.
THANKS FOR YOUR KINDNESS!
by Dies Irae on Jun 23, 2008 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
THANKS FOR ALL CAPS
REC FOR FITTING IN DESPITE NOT BEING HERE FOR THE THREAD
by seattlesundevil on Jun 23, 2008 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'VE BEEN READING SINCE THE SLAM
"JOAN! Are you watching Bombast? Did you see Lack Bust drop that fly call?"
by Jennifer on Jun 23, 2008 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ARE YOU IN ON THE BELTRAN KILLING TOO?
by Graham on Jun 23, 2008 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WILL STICK A SHARP OBJECT UP HIS ASS SIDEWAYS.
"JOAN! Are you watching Bombast? Did you see Lack Bust drop that fly call?"
by Jennifer on Jun 23, 2008 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
THIS SOUND LIKE AN EXCELLENT PLAN
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
CORCORAN IS GOING TO GET THE WIN AND THAT IS A FUCKING CRIME
by Smegmalicious on Jun 23, 2008 6:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HERE WE GO
HIT HIM HIT HIM HIT HIM HIT HIM
by seattlesundevil on Jun 23, 2008 6:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HIT HIM IN THE FACE
Bring back José Cruz Jr!
by darmok on Jun 23, 2008 6:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
IF HE DOES NOT AIM FOR THE FACE OR GROIN HE DESERFVES TO BE A TARGET OF GENOCIDE
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 6:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
CHILD MOLESTERS DESERVE BETTER....
THAN CARLOS BELTRAN.
by PLU Tim on Jun 23, 2008 6:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
DO NOT RELY ON THE PITCH.
WALK UP AND PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 23, 2008 6:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
THEY SHOULD DO THAT THING WHERE CLEMENT BENDS DOWN AND CORCORAN PUSHES BELTRAN AND BELTRAN FALLS OVER CLEMENT
AND THEN RIGGLEMAN DROPS ACID ON HIM
by Jeff on Jun 23, 2008 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sometimes... I think people on this site
conform a bit too much…
by LantermanC on Jun 23, 2008 6:05 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
YOU ARE IRRITATING AT THE MOMENT
AT SEVERAL MOMENTS IN FACT
by Jeff on Jun 23, 2008 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
SOMETIMES I THINK PEOPLE CONFORM TOO MUCH WITH MY IDEALS
THEN I REMEMBER HOW MUCH MORE AWESOME I AM THAN PEOPLE LIKE YOU
by Graham on Jun 23, 2008 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
QUIT BEING AN ASSHOLE
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO GET BANNED
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ok...
Not really sure how that’s an annoying comment… Just saying that the all caps thing, while probably funny at first, is just a bit annoying to read now… Just my opinion (And yes, I realize no matter what I say, there will be backlash).
by LantermanC on Jun 23, 2008 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ALL CAPS MEANS ANGER
AND EVERYONE HERE IS ANGRY RIGHT NOW
Bring back José Cruz Jr!
by darmok on Jun 23, 2008 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
CONSIDERING WE COULD NEVER GET AWAY WITH THIS IN NORMAL LL LIFE.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 23, 2008 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
THIS IS NOT ABOUT YOU
THIS IS ABOUT WHAT YOU SAY
I FIND THE CAPITAL LETTERS COMFORTING
by Jeff on Jun 23, 2008 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
AH GOD DAMN IT YOU ARE SO BAD AT LIVING
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ironic how quickly they proved your point
It was like 5 people lined up to conform perfectly
by johnbai on Jun 23, 2008 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like Felix as much as the next guy.
I named my dog Felix. But I’m 100% confident he’ll miss 1-3 starts and then go back to being the dominanting badass we all know and love. If we were in the race to win the AL West, I’d be worried, but since we’re trying to get the worst record in baseball, all is fine.
by LantermanC on Jun 23, 2008 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OH MY GOD JUST GIVE IT THE FUCK UP AND GO AWAY UNTIL WE'VE COOLED DOWN
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ok, I understand, go ahead and vent then.
Though didn’t your or DMZ say that nothing at this point could get you upset about the Mariners?
by LantermanC on Jun 23, 2008 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I WAS RATHER CLEARLY MISTAKEN
ALTHOUGH I DID LEAVE AN OUT CLAUSE FOR ANYTHING NEGATIVE HAPPENING TO FELIX
by Jeff on Jun 23, 2008 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
QUIT BEING AN ASS
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This comment is like the guy at the funeral
who is hitting on the widow
by pakipaki on Jun 23, 2008 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
PLEASE ALLOW US THE ONLY REAL EMOTION RELATED TO THE MARINERS WE HAVE FELT ALL SEASON
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by acblue on Jun 23, 2008 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
CONFORMITY IS OK WHEN IT INVOLVES FELIX
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'M SUCH A NON-CONFOMIST THAT I'M GOING TO TYPE IN SMALL LETTERS BECAUSE THAT ISN'T PREDICTABLE
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
FIND SOMEWHERE ELSE THEN
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HIT HIS FACE
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 6:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Remember when we were happy?
It was like 35 minutes ago.
by mark sobba on Jun 23, 2008 6:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
NO HIT HIS FACE
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 6:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
BOO
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 6:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
YOURE BETTER ThtAN THIS RRS
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 6:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HIT HIM IN THE FACE
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 6:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I JUST WATCHED THE PLAY FOR THE FIRST TIME
HOLY FUCK BELTRAN YOU WILL DIE.
TRAIN WRECK TRAIN WRECK
PLEASE BE OKAY, FELIX.
HEY GUYS, LOOK AT IT THIS WAY: AT LEAST IT WASN’T HIS ARM.
BUT FUCK YOU CARLOS.
by esoteric on Jun 23, 2008 6:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
NEEDS MORE BOLD
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
IF RRS DOESN'T HIT HIM YOU HAVE TO BREAK UP WITH HIM JEFF
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 6:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WAY TO STRIKE OUT YOU STUPID FAT FUCK
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 6:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
NEEDS LESS SHIFT KEY
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HE CAN HAVE MY ANKLE IF HE SO DESERVES
I CAN PROCESS IN A WHEELCHAIR ON FRIDAY
by Graham on Jun 23, 2008 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HE CAN HAVE MY LIFE
I WOULD LIKE TO DONATE MY LIFE
by Jeff on Jun 23, 2008 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I WILL TAKE UP GIFFING FULL TIME
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I TAUGUHT YOU EVERYTHING YOU KNOW
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
THIS IS UNTRUE
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
JEFF'S LIFE, GRAHAM'S ANKLE
WHO COULD RESIST SUCH A LUCRATIVE OFFER OH GOD I WANT TO END IT ALL
by Graham on Jun 23, 2008 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
IT MAKES FOR AN UNCOMFORTABLE IMPLICATION OF INCEST BUT OK
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
IF IT WERE A BILLION SUNS IT WOULD BE A MEDIOCRE MUDHONEY ALBUM
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by acblue on Jun 23, 2008 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
YOU DIRTY LITTLE FUCK
STRIKEOUT IS NOT AS GOOD AS HITTING HIM
by seattlesundevil on Jun 23, 2008 6:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FUCK YOU RRS IT IS CLEAR WHICH ONE OF US WEARS THE PANTS
by Jeff on Jun 23, 2008 6:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
NO NO NO
DON’T SHOW THAT YOU ASSHOLES!
by Smegmalicious on Jun 23, 2008 6:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
How we feel:
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
by Goose on Jun 23, 2008 6:07 PM PDT reply actions 10 recs
I HOPE CARLOS BELTRAN GETS CARLOS BELTRAN'S DISEASE
SYMPTOMS: YOU FUCKING EXPLODE
by Karma Police on Jun 23, 2008 6:07 PM PDT reply actions 19 recs
AND NOW I AM THROUGH LAUGHING
THAT WAS A NICE REPRIEVE
by Jeff on Jun 23, 2008 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
RECD
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 6:09 PM PDT up<