6/23: Open Game Thread, Part 4
by Jeff on Jun 23, 2008 5:23 PM PDT
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CARLOS BELTRAN I WILL FIND YOU
I WILL FIND YOU AND I WILL APPREHEND YOU AND I WILL DO THINGS TO YOU THAT NO HUMAN HAS EVER DONE TO ANOTHER
I WILL DO THEM WITH A BLOWTORCH AND A CORKSCREW AND A JAGGED METAL SHOELACE SOMEHOW
YOU WILL NOT BE HAPPY AND I WILL NOT BE HAPPY
BUT YOU WILL BE LESS HAPPY ON ACCOUNT OF I WILL MOTHERFUCKING KILL YOU
KILL
YOU
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NO
FELIX DOES NOT GET CREDIT FOR HIS RIGHTFUL VICTORY
Felix Hernandez is just... too... sweeeeeeeeeeeeet!
by Katal LM on Jun 23, 2008 5:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FUCK THIS I'M CHANGING MY FUCKING LAST NAME
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 23, 2008 5:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Anybody heard of someone named Stephen Strasburg?
by lyleleander on Jun 23, 2008 5:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
NOT NOW
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You mean Tim Duncan?
Of course, the Mariners were already shit.
by discovolante on Jun 23, 2008 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If we had Guillen I bet he would knife you, Beltran
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 5:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This game has the potential to harbor both the
number 1 best and worst moments of the season.
by redwolf75 on Jun 23, 2008 5:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm leaving before I get more upset
Brett or Robert or someone, can you text me if any information on Felix’s health is released?
Felix Hernandez is just... too... sweeeeeeeeeeeeet!
by Katal LM on Jun 23, 2008 5:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
To inspire the suidcie jihaders:
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
SERIOUSLY WHY DON'T YOU JUST SLIDE TO THE LEFT AND PUT YOUR HAND ON THE BAG YOU FUCKING MORON?
YOU’RE TRYING TO AVOID THE TAG, DO IT RIGHT
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll flag you.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WE OBVIOUSLY DO NOT
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck off this is not the time for this
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
THIS IS LIKE ALL THE PAIN IN THE WORLD IN ONE LITTLE FALSFJKADSHFKADS NKH BALL
by Robert on Jun 23, 2008 5:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
IF FEEL SO UNEASY THIS MAKES ME FEEL BETTER
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
THIS MOMENT IS LIKE SEX COMPARED TO THIS
by Robert on Jun 23, 2008 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I KNOW THATS WHY I PoSTED IT IN ORDER TO CONVEY MY DESPAIR
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If something happens to Beltran, we're all spending life in prison.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 23, 2008 5:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I DID NOT SAY IT WAS A BAD THING.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 23, 2008 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
YOU DONT GET TO GO TO A WOMENS PRISION
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
CONJUGAL VISITS
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 23, 2008 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I DO.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 23, 2008 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i know, there's no shame in being a LURD.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
IT DOESNT SEEM FAIR
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
YOU DO GO TO A WOMEN'S PRISON
AND THEY BEND YOU OVER AND PEG YOU
by Smegmalicious on Jun 23, 2008 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Prison's not the worst
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 23, 2008 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
THERE IS NO PUNISHMENT THAT SHOULD DETER HIM
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can't even exist right now
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 23, 2008 5:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The poster future in the previous thread:
I want his life. I want it in my hands. I want it so I may smother it till it fades away into nothingness.
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
by Goose on Jun 23, 2008 5:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I concur
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 23, 2008 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am going to go play Call of Duty
While imagining everyone is Carlos Beltran. Fuck. This.
by seattlesundevil on Jun 23, 2008 5:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow, I did that too and went on a massive, massive rampage, killing everyone in sight
except my teammates sucked horribly and I lost four consecutive games in which I put up 25+ kills, so I went into a controller throwing fury. I felt like I was Ichiro, but with more anger.
by seattlebruin on Jun 24, 2008 8:21 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's like I was drinking a chocolate shake and it tuned to diarrhea mid swallow
by Smegmalicious on Jun 23, 2008 5:26 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
OH GOD PLEASE DON'T BE HURT BADLY
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 5:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He walked off the field, didn't he?
by eponymous_coward on Jun 23, 2008 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They'd probably use a stretcher for a broken bone
by eponymous_coward on Jun 23, 2008 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Having broken both my ankles...
A sprain hurts far, far more and is less likely to be walked on. I’m honestly concerned about a break.
Ill Ligitamus Non Carberendum
by PositivePaul on Jun 23, 2008 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've walked on broken ankles
Sprains have laid me flat.
by BrianL on Jun 23, 2008 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It looked like Felix's spikes held his foot in place...
while Beltran’s foot pushed his ankle out. Violent adduction type movement. If its ligament damage, depending on the severity, anywhere from 2 – 8 weeks
by pakipaki on Jun 23, 2008 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
BLOOD WILL RAIN FROM THE SKIES IN CARLOS BELTRAN'S WORLD! AND IT WILL BE HIS OWN!
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
by Goose on Jun 23, 2008 5:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Puke everywhere
You can run, but you can't hide! Unless it's in this general area over here. Blindspot.
by PhilKenSebben on Jun 23, 2008 5:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WIN IT FOR FELIX!!!
Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.
by Orlando Rays on Jun 23, 2008 5:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I WAS GOING TO SEE YOU AND PEAVY ON SUNDAY
NOW I WILL SEE SOMEBODY ELSE THROUGH CRIMSON EYEGLASSES
CRIMSON WITH BLOOD
by Jeff on Jun 23, 2008 5:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I BOUGHT THE BEST TICKETS I'VE EVER HAD IN MY LIFE FOR THAT GAME.
This sucks acres of ass.
by Teej on Jun 23, 2008 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ERIK BEDARD SHOWS EXUBERANCE AT HIS FELLOW PITCHER'S SUCCESS AND
CONCERN AT THEIR INJURIES HE IS SUCH A BAD TEAMMATE.
by redwolf75 on Jun 23, 2008 5:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Has someone at least GIF'd Raul's bobble?
by lyleleander on Jun 23, 2008 5:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WAIT FOR ARCHIVES I'M NOT A BLODDY JUKEBOX
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WHY CAN'T WE HAVE NICE THINGS?!
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 5:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FUN FACT TRIVIA THE NEW YORK METS HAVE NEVER THROWN A NO-HITTER
by Jeff on Jun 23, 2008 5:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
OH GREAT
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 23, 2008 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
FUN FACT TRIVIA THE NEW YORK METS ARE A BIG GAY PILE
by Jeff on Jun 23, 2008 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I GET LAID MORE OFTEN THAN THE ENTIRE NEW YORK METS
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 23, 2008 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's just not true.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OK
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 23, 2008 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They say people get what they deserve...
I seriously am trying to remember but when the 2008 Mariner’s
gang rape a school of nuns.
Do we really deserve this?
by mark sobba on Jun 23, 2008 5:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm going to go play MLB 07 and play the Mets and just bean Beltran over and over.
by Matthew on Jun 23, 2008 5:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
aim for the face
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sounds like everyone I played last year online
only replace Beltran with Pujols.
Thank goodness Rolen and Edmonds weren’t nerfed.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
by bluemax on Jun 23, 2008 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Would you take the Grand Slam back if it meant that rolled ankle didn't happen?
by Smegmalicious on Jun 23, 2008 5:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Depends on whether or not it's a serious injury.
by redwolf75 on Jun 23, 2008 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It most likely isn't
I know about adrenaline and all that, but would he have really been able to walk around the mound like he did after the injury if it was that serious?
by lyleleander on Jun 23, 2008 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've fucked up my ankle to where I couldn't even put any pressure on it, and it was fine a week later.
by redwolf75 on Jun 23, 2008 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My girlfriend fucked her ankle and missed a year of triathlon competitions before
But Felix just has to be ok.
by Smegmalicious on Jun 23, 2008 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
PLAYERS HAVE MANAGED BAD ANKLES BEFORE
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
sorry, this is just the funniest thing ive seen in a while
ive seen you guys suffer enough, i honestly hope felix is okay
I AM THOR, GOD OF THUNDER. BOW TO MY WILL AND MY HAMMER!
by anaheim angels on Jun 23, 2008 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
TELL US ABOUT HIS INJURY, GET HIM A FUCKING MRI RIGHT NOW
GET HIM ICE, GET HIM PAINKILLERS, USE FUCKING MAGIC TO HEAL IT I DON’T KNOW BUT FIX HIM
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 5:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
NECROMANCY! FULLMETAL ALCHEMY! ANYTHING!!!
Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.
by Orlando Rays on Jun 23, 2008 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Get him comfort women
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
FELIX IS LATIN AND CARLOS BELTRAN IS LATIN
BELTRAN WILL NOT EXPECT WHAT HE IS GOING TO RECEIVE
by Jeff on Jun 23, 2008 5:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
IT WILL BE OF FIRE AND PAIN!
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
by Goose on Jun 23, 2008 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Please...no one make a gif of that closeup of his ankle snapping
by Smegmalicious on Jun 23, 2008 5:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
IT DIDN'T SNAP
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Someone run out to center and stomp Beltran into the ground
Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.
by Orlando Rays on Jun 23, 2008 5:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I wish Beltran's aerial collision in 2005 wasn't with Cammie because then watching it would soothe me
by Graham on Jun 23, 2008 5:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I WISH IT HAD BEEN WITH A FUCKING HOWITZER
by Matthew on Jun 23, 2008 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
OR MY CAR
FUCK CATS AND FUCK CARLOS BELTRAN
by Jeff on Jun 23, 2008 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My cat wishes pain upon Carlos Beltran, delivered by her razor sharp claws.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by acblue on Jun 23, 2008 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
PHOTOSHOP IN TORRI HUNTER
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
The closeup of that slide made me think of the sound celery breaking.
God. I feel sick
by Smegmalicious on Jun 23, 2008 5:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ITS NOT BROKEN
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What happened to Felix?
I was away for an hour.
by Fett42 on Jun 23, 2008 5:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You don't want to know.
Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.
by Orlando Rays on Jun 23, 2008 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Carlos Beltran is a fucking bastard happened to him.
STAB STAB STAB
by joof on Jun 23, 2008 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
THERE IS A GIF MADE OF IT
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Was he taken out as a precaution
Or did it look serious?
by Fett42 on Jun 23, 2008 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If there's any bright side
It’s just his leg and not his arm
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 23, 2008 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You get your power from your legs
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He tried to throw another pitch
looked to be in so much pain
Bring back José Cruz Jr!
by darmok on Jun 23, 2008 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
NOTHING HAPPENED FELIX IS OK HE JUST IS IN THE DUGOUT BECAUSE IT WASN'T FAIR TO THE METS
NOTHING HAPPENED FELIX IS OK HE JUST IS IN THE DUGOUT BECAUSE IT WASN’T FAIR TO THE METS
NOTHING HAPPENED FELIX IS OK HE JUST IS IN THE DUGOUT BECAUSE IT WASN’T FAIR TO THE METS
NOTHING HAPPENED FELIX IS OK HE JUST IS IN THE DUGOUT BECAUSE IT WASN’T FAIR TO THE METS
NOTHING HAPPENED FELIX IS OK HE JUST IS IN THE DUGOUT BECAUSE IT WASN’T FAIR TO THE METS
by Smegmalicious on Jun 23, 2008 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
BETWEEN SERIOUS AND NOT SERIOUS
HE THREW ONE WARMUP PITCH AND THEY WOULDN’T LET HIM STAY IN
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm guessing you don't enjoy being sad
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 23, 2008 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
NOTHING HAPPENED FELIX IS OK HE JUST IS IN THE DUGOUT BECAUSE IT WASN'T FAIR TO THE METS
by Smegmalicious on Jun 23, 2008 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm deciding if your name is
Smegma – Licious or Smeg – Malicious.
by johnbai on Jun 23, 2008 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I WOULD PREFER NOT TO DWELL ON SOMETHING SO DISGUSTING
by Jeff on Jun 23, 2008 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
THANK GOD IT IS WHOOSHING OVER MY HEAD
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
YES sBUT NOW THAT I SEARCHED IT GROSS GROSS GROSS
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WHY DO YOU CARE RIGHT NOW?
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 23, 2008 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
BECAUSE I AM NOT THAT WORRIED ABOUT THE LONG TERM EFFECTS
of an ankle sprain.
by johnbai on Jun 23, 2008 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
IT IS THE SHORT-TERM EFFECTS THAT MAKE ME DISPLEASED
THIS WAS GOING TO BE AWESOME
by Jeff on Jun 23, 2008 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
True
it was going to be a game for the ages… what with the grand slam and all. Good point.
But Felix is going to be fine.
by johnbai on Jun 23, 2008 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I AM CERTAIN THAT I WILL BE COMPOSED AGAIN BY THE TIME I DRIVE HOME
by Jeff on Jun 23, 2008 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LETS HOPE FOR THE SAKE OF INNOCENT DRIVERS.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 23, 2008 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I HOPE I DON'T CROSS ANY LATIN-LOOKING MALES
by Jeff on Jun 23, 2008 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
THERE IS NO WAY YOU WOULD EVER COME ACROSS A PERSON MEETING THAT DESCRIPTION
IN A CITY ON THE BORDER OF MEXICO
by seattlebruin on Jun 23, 2008 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Carlos Beltran had better like the taste of the fucking curb, because he will devour it.
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
by Goose on Jun 23, 2008 5:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I HOPE HE DOES NOT TASTE THE CURB ON ACCOUNT OF HIS TONGUE WILL BE REMOVED
BEFOREHAND
by Jeff on Jun 23, 2008 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
GOOD CALL!
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
by Goose on Jun 23, 2008 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Richie may suck
But at least he was nice enough to slide around the opponents’ pitcher. This is kinda like going headhunting on the quarterback after an interception – legal, but not nice.
by westfried on Jun 23, 2008 5:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You people are all crazy
And running on emotion right now. Beltran BARELY avoided Clement’s glove sliding in the way he did.
You expect him to care about where Felix is? He’s trying to score!!!
"I got my pregnant wife (the Yankee fan) with me. Hoping my kid learns to kick her everytime the Mets score." -Schifftis-
by future on Jun 23, 2008 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
And in no way
Do I want to see King Felix hurt. He is a joy to watch pitch. But Beltran is one of the nicest guys in baseball. Nothing was intentional in the slide.
"I got my pregnant wife (the Yankee fan) with me. Hoping my kid learns to kick her everytime the Mets score." -Schifftis-
by future on Jun 23, 2008 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
THE END OF ALL YOU HOLD DEAR IS NEAR!
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
by Goose on Jun 23, 2008 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Because I'm rational?
Or because I’m friends with Jeff and AM NOT TROLLING IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM.
You guys are threatening the life of one of my team’s players for a freak accident at the plate. You expect me to just let you say that stuff and not defend him?
"I got my pregnant wife (the Yankee fan) with me. Hoping my kid learns to kick her everytime the Mets score." -Schifftis-
by future on Jun 23, 2008 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A THOUSAND DICKS IN YOUR RELIGION
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I HOPE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH!
BECAUSE MY DICK IS COMING FOR AN INSPECTION!
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
by Goose on Jun 23, 2008 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
JEFF, YOU CHOSE YOUR FRIENDS WRONGLY!
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
by Goose on Jun 23, 2008 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
EVEN SO THIS IS NOT THE TIME
WE WILL DISCUSS THIS LATER
by Jeff on Jun 23, 2008 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
DIE IN A FIRE WHILE YOUR BEING RAPED BY THE DEVIL
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope everyone you love is raped to death
by Graham on Jun 23, 2008 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Then you
would be getting raped to death.
Jeff: not in favor of this one. ;)
Sorry I will leave your thread. It’s not nice of me to say stuff in your sanctuary.
"I got my pregnant wife (the Yankee fan) with me. Hoping my kid learns to kick her everytime the Mets score." -Schifftis-
by future on Jun 23, 2008 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HIS WIFE IS OKAY TOO
I DON’T CARE FOR HIS LITTLE BROTHER THOUGH
by Jeff on Jun 23, 2008 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You strike me as the kind of guy
Who would tell your guy friends in a sauna that you have a raging boner.
by Souther on Jun 23, 2008 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I AM READING THIS IN RETROSPECT AND I HOPE YOUR LOVED ONES ARE SAFE AND SOUND.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by acblue on Jun 23, 2008 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope you fall into a pit of spikey Snickers bars
by Nick S on Jun 23, 2008 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HE COULD'VE SLID TO THE LEFT AND PUT HIS HAND ON THE BASE
He should cover the plate to prevent the run.
I hope some one slits your throat and fucks the hole as you watch it, your life slowly ending. And I hope it happens tonight you miserable fuck.
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am very upset
I am very upset with Beltran, that obviously didn’t have to be that bad and still try and score, but Felix (or any player) should not block the plate without the ball.
by batura on Jun 23, 2008 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hello Mariners,
I still hate you.
Sincerely,
God
by manyoso on Jun 23, 2008 5:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
THIS IS THE FAULT OF SOMEBODY ELSE'S NOGOODNIKS
by Jeff on Jun 23, 2008 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hello
The pup that laughs when you're down on your luck.
by Scrappy the Scapegoat on Jun 23, 2008 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You miserable fuck.
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
by Goose on Jun 23, 2008 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND CHOKE THE LIFE OUT OF YOU SCRAPPY
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
STOP CALLING THE GAME, TELL US ABOUT FELIX
GET US INFORMATION FASTER
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 5:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Inquiring minds want to know:
Mountain Spring Tide – Lethal or Non-Lethal?
by OlSalty on Jun 23, 2008 5:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FELIX HERNANDEZ HIT A GRAND SLAM OFF OF JOHAN SANTANA!
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
by Goose on Jun 23, 2008 5:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ready Morrow's cannon
There is a Beltran to bring down from the skies tonight
Captain Raptor and the Space Pirates is one of the greatest literary achievements of the Modern Era.
by Frosty Raptor on Jun 23, 2008 5:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Morrow is with the team
He will not be ready to pitch tonight
Captain Raptor and the Space Pirates is one of the greatest literary achievements of the Modern Era.
by Frosty Raptor on Jun 23, 2008 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Morrow is in Seattle..
Becoming the centerpiece of a trade for Horacio Ramirez.
by seamariners85 on Jun 23, 2008 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nah, Rhodes.
You want Morrow to close the ninth. Rhodes knows what to do, and will be cool with the ejection/fine.
by eponymous_coward on Jun 23, 2008 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
but Morrow can throw really hard
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 23, 2008 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So can Rhodes.
It’s all he’ll need for this.
by eponymous_coward on Jun 23, 2008 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
SEXSON WILL BE MOBILE BUT FELIX IS NOT MOBILE!
GIVE FELIX YOUR ANKLES!
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
by Goose on Jun 23, 2008 5:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
THIS CALLS FOR THE NOTE ROBERT KEEPS IN HIS WALLET IN THE EVENT OF DEATH
by Jeff on Jun 23, 2008 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
AMMEND IT TO ALSO INCLUDE A FELIX INJURY, ROBERT
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
dammit it's taking a while to get the medical report.
by BrianL on Jun 23, 2008 5:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
MRI'S TAKE A WHILE
NO NO NO NO NO
by Smegmalicious on Jun 23, 2008 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I AM LYING ON THE FLOOR FIGURITIVELY AND LITERALLY
by Robert on Jun 23, 2008 5:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
SCRAPPY IS RAPING MY HOPES AND DREAMS\
by Robert on Jun 23, 2008 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
AND FUCK SCRAPPY I WANT TO BLAME SOMETHING REAL
by Robert on Jun 23, 2008 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
DO NOT FURTHER PROVOKE THE GODS
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 23, 2008 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
THAT'S "LISTEN TO THIS WOMAN" NOT "LISTEN TO THIS, WOMAN"
THE COMMA MAKES THINGS DIFFERENT
by Jeff on Jun 23, 2008 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
GOOD THING. BECAUSE I CANT BE ANGRY AT YOU RIGHT NOW.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 23, 2008 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
THERE ARE NO GODS / THERE IS NO GOD
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
THERE WAS A GOD
GOD IS DEAD WITH AN ANKLE SPRAIN
by Jeff on Jun 23, 2008 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
YES THIS WOULD BE SECRET OPTION C
AND I WOULD SAY GOD WEARS A CUBS UNIFORM BUT THIS IS NEITHER THE TIME NOT THE PLACE
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
NIETZSCHE WAS LIKE 110 YEARS EARLY
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by acblue on Jun 23, 2008 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Mets should give away Johan Santana to the Mariners
for pulling that bullshit
Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.
by Orlando Rays on Jun 23, 2008 5:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I feel so empty right now.
After being so high, everything now just feels stupid. Everything is just bleh.
by joof on Jun 23, 2008 5:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
THERE IS NO FUCKING FLOOR!
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
by Goose on Jun 23, 2008 5:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I WANT TO SEE SOME HEAD HUNTING MR. CORCORAN
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 5:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
OH GOD
THEY’RE SAYING 6 WEEKS.
I WISH FELIX COULD HAVE GOT THAT LAST STRIKE
by Smegmalicious on Jun 23, 2008 5:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WHO IS SAYING SIX WEEKS?!?!?!
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I AM WATCHING THE SEATTLE BROADCAST AND HAVE NOT HEARD THIS
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sources say
Felix is ok and will make his next start
by sixth on Jun 23, 2008 5:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WHERE WHEN WHY HOW
Don’t be fucking lying.
by Dies Irae on Jun 23, 2008 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HOW DO YOU KNOW!?
CONFIRMATION, PLEASE CITE YOUR SOURCE!
by BrianL on Jun 23, 2008 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sorry
I was just trying to bring a brief moment of hope to this shitty shitty time.
by sixth on Jun 23, 2008 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
NOT THE TIME>
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 23, 2008 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WhAT SOURCES
don’t be playing with our emotions at a time like this
by Nick S on Jun 23, 2008 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
THEY HAD BETTER BE DISCUSSING THE END OF ALL LIFE WITH THE NAME BELTRAN!
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
by Goose on Jun 23, 2008 5:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HE HIT THE UMPIRE?
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 23, 2008 5:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I was about to sound a battle call to pillage and raze Amazin' Avenue
But they have like 20 total posts in their game thread.
Captain Raptor and the Space Pirates is one of the greatest literary achievements of the Modern Era.
by Frosty Raptor on Jun 23, 2008 5:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
what about metsblog
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 23, 2008 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I won't
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 23, 2008 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mets Geek would be the place
MetsBlog does not have game threads
by JohnPeterson on Jun 23, 2008 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
INVASION INVASION
Just kidding, for some reason board invasions are worse than murder on the internet.
by Dies Irae on Jun 23, 2008 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WHAT ABOUT THE MLB.COM FORUM
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 23, 2008 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'M NOT GOING TO
I just figured if there is a place to troll that’s it
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 23, 2008 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I blame my parents
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 23, 2008 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Look, folks.
There’s NO WAY any trainer in the universe lets him throw a practice with a broken ankle. It’s probably a sprain.
by eponymous_coward on Jun 23, 2008 5:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You can't tell if tendons are torn or not that quickly
But here’s hoping.
by Smegmalicious on Jun 23, 2008 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
