6/23: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 23, 2008 5:06 PM PDT
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Thread of awesomeness GO!!!!
Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.
With 1.21 jiggawatts of electricity
and a flux capacitor
Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.
by Orlando Rays on Jun 23, 2008 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions
EPIC FAIL
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Back_to_the_Future
Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.
by Orlando Rays on Jun 23, 2008 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions
ITS NOT YOU ROBERT, ITS YOUR AND FELIX'S KIDS!
You can run, but you can't hide! Unless it's in this general area over here. Blindspot.
by PhilKenSebben on Jun 23, 2008 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Why did i play them all at the same time?
You can run, but you can't hide! Unless it's in this general area over here. Blindspot.
Playing all five at once is like a symphony of awesomeness
by Sports on a Schtick on Jun 23, 2008 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Also a little freaky.
I think there’s a subliminal message in there somewhere.
I like midgets more than I should.
I'm playing all five at the same time and it sounds like I'm on acid.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
A ray of sunshine.
That’s what my world is right now.
YEAHHHHHHH!!!!
"It didn’t really bother me at all," Johnson said. "If it would have, he’d probably be in a stretcher and I’d be out of the game."
~Randy Johnson on Doug Mientkiewicz taking too long to step into the batters box
i can haz grandslam?
"Autzen's 59,000 strong make the Big House sound like a pathetic whimper... Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die" -- Michigan coach Lloyd Carr
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions
My gf is bothered by my dancing to Sunshine Lollypops
Felix Hernandez is just... too... sweeeeeeeeeeeeet!
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO HIM?
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Shouldn't be, I've been dancing to it non stop.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 23, 2008 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions
She just saw my comment and requested me to add
that she wasn’t bothered by the dancing so much as she was confused why the song was playing.
Felix Hernandez is just... too... sweeeeeeeeeeeeet!
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
"It didn’t really bother me at all," Johnson said. "If it would have, he’d probably be in a stretcher and I’d be out of the game."
~Randy Johnson on Doug Mientkiewicz taking too long to step into the batters box
I AM PLAYING ALL FIVE OF THESE SIMULTANEOUSLY
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
I highly recommend playing all 5 clips at the same time
While looking at the boxscore – better than porn.
by seattlesundevil on Jun 23, 2008 5:10 PM PDT reply actions
It's not Felix's fault
he’s stuck with a LF with the range of a silver dollar and an arm like a noodle.
by eponymous_coward on Jun 23, 2008 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions
high cheeze pleeze
"Autzen's 59,000 strong make the Big House sound like a pathetic whimper... Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die" -- Michigan coach Lloyd Carr
JI, get on it.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 23, 2008 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Love that "Damn chop." will live on forever in this pic
by seattlesundevil on Jun 23, 2008 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions
me too
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions
It must.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 23, 2008 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions
ITS THE FIFTH INNING ALREADY HOLY SHIT FELIX JUST HIT A GRAND SLAM
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
FAIL
exclaimation points on the wrong side
Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.
by Orlando Rays on Jun 23, 2008 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions
NIXON JUST GOT IMPEACHED!
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
by Goose on Jun 23, 2008 5:13 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
KK!!
Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.
The Mets have the worst mugshots in the majors
Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.
by Orlando Rays on Jun 23, 2008 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions
No.
Even if he turns into Rich Amaral, that makes him a useful bench player instead of a 25th man, not a starter.
by eponymous_coward on Jun 23, 2008 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions
If onl;y he had and ISO of betterr than zero.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
thatll do
:-(
"Autzen's 59,000 strong make the Big House sound like a pathetic whimper... Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die" -- Michigan coach Lloyd Carr
WHY AM I SHOCKED THAT AFTER SOMETHING GOOD
SOMETHING TERRIBLE HAPPENS
FUCK YOU LIFE FUCK YOU
Felix Hernandez is just... too... sweeeeeeeeeeeeet!
FUUUUUUUUCK
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fuck that
"Autzen's 59,000 strong make the Big House sound like a pathetic whimper... Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die" -- Michigan coach Lloyd Carr
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 23, 2008 5:16 PM PDT reply actions
GODDAMMIT
This as my father is saying that we absolutely must trade Felix for prospects
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
So......
Am I the only person to play all 5 of the “songs” in this Jeff’s post at the same time? I feel like I was on shrooms.
And oh my god….best game ever to worst game ever in 2.5 seconds.
I WANT BELTRAN'S HEAD ON A STICK!
AND THE HEADS OF HIS ANCESTORS!
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
*watches*
Agreed. Bean him right in the fucking head.
Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.
by Orlando Rays on Jun 23, 2008 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh jesus
I am scared to read the reactions here.. Fuck fuck fuck I am sure is at the top of the list
by seattlesundevil on Jun 23, 2008 5:17 PM PDT reply actions
We go from so high to so low.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 23, 2008 5:17 PM PDT reply actions
WE WILL ALL HUNT HIM DOWN.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 23, 2008 5:18 PM PDT reply actions
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"Autzen's 59,000 strong make the Big House sound like a pathetic whimper... Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die" -- Michigan coach Lloyd Carr
Honestly, I can't blame Carlos too much
And I hate to blame Clement, because I love him, but learn to catch a ball.
Felix Hernandez is just... too... sweeeeeeeeeeeeet!
Damn...
I love that Felix wants to stay in to get the win. But he’s got to be done
by Mariner Optimist on Jun 23, 2008 5:18 PM PDT reply actions
I WILL CHEW ON EVERY LAST FIBER OF YOUR BODY BELTRAN
I WILL CHEW YOU DEAD
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 23, 2008 5:19 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
THIS IS WHY THERE IS NO GOD!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
I think I'm going to cry...
And I don’t think I’m the only one.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 23, 2008 5:19 PM PDT reply actions
I hate Beltran even more than I used too.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
GET THIS MOTHERFUCKER OUT!!!
Get Felix the fucking win
Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.
Felix can't even get a fucking win now.
Fuck you Beltran. You’re going straight to hell.
Carlos Beltran is a scared little wienie bitch
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
YOU HAD BETTER BE PERFECT BULLPEN!
IF ANY OF YOU ALLOWS SO MUCH AS A HINT OF A HIT, I WILL PERSONALLY MAKE SURE THAT YOU, YOUR FAMILES, AND EVERYBODY YOU HAVE EVER EVER HELD CLOSE TO YOUR HEART WILL SUFFER THE LIKES OF WHICH YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN!
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
On the plus side, now we can root for a loss.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
He can't get a win.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I think this is the one time that won't help.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 23, 2008 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Wrong
Since he’s out in the middle of an at-bat, this at-bat counts toward his outing.
If Corcoran gets him out, Felix will be in-line for the win.
Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.
by Orlando Rays on Jun 23, 2008 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions
one strike from a win.
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKF UAKDFHAEKUF EQBKFBQEUKFBQOEUFBOQEBBBB#ROY*#ORY#HR
If Corcoran gets this one out, it will be Hernandez's.
And he’ll still be in line for a win.
Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.
by Orlando Rays on Jun 23, 2008 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions
This sucks, but Beltran will get his.
I’d be making sure Rhodes was in the game when Beltran’s at the plate.
by eponymous_coward on Jun 23, 2008 5:21 PM PDT reply actions
Beltran would get drilled in the ribs every PA from now on.
I’m counting tomorrow and wednesday as well.
EVERY. TIME.
He's trying to avoid the tag.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions
flagged for flagging
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions
actually...
not sure on the rule here, 2 balls means a walk gets cahrged to felix, not sure on the K rule. might this batter be charged to felix and thus if retired, make him eligble for win?
Corco, if you walk this batter you are dead.
You are fucking dead.
YOUR WORLD WILL COME TO END CARLOS BELTRAN.
EXISTANCE WILL FOREVER BE OF MISERY AND SUFFERING FOR YOU, YOUR ANCESTORS, AND ALL THOSE WHO WILL EVER COME AFTER YOU. YOU WILL KNOW NOTHING BUT THE END. THE END!
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
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