6/23: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Thread of awesomeness GO!!!!
Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.
by Orlando Rays on Jun 23, 2008 5:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
With 1.21 jiggawatts of electricity
and a flux capacitor
Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.
by Orlando Rays on Jun 23, 2008 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
EPIC FAIL
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Back_to_the_Future
Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.
by Orlando Rays on Jun 23, 2008 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ITS NOT YOU ROBERT, ITS YOUR AND FELIX'S KIDS!
You can run, but you can't hide! Unless it's in this general area over here. Blindspot.
by PhilKenSebben on Jun 23, 2008 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
PERHAPS I SHOULDNT SAY THE THINGS THAT I FEEL
by Robert on Jun 23, 2008 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
YOU SHOULD FEEL THE THINGS THAT YOU SAY
THAT WOULD BE WEIRD
by Jeff on Jun 23, 2008 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why did i play them all at the same time?
You can run, but you can't hide! Unless it's in this general area over here. Blindspot.
by PhilKenSebben on Jun 23, 2008 5:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Playing all five at once is like a symphony of awesomeness
by Sports on a Schtick on Jun 23, 2008 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also a little freaky.
I think there’s a subliminal message in there somewhere.
I like midgets more than I should.
by Thingray on Jun 23, 2008 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm playing all five at the same time and it sounds like I'm on acid.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
A ray of sunshine.
That’s what my world is right now.
YEAHHHHHHH!!!!
"It didn’t really bother me at all," Johnson said. "If it would have, he’d probably be in a stretcher and I’d be out of the game."
~Randy Johnson on Doug Mientkiewicz taking too long to step into the batters box
by Goose on Jun 23, 2008 5:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
i can haz grandslam?
"Autzen's 59,000 strong make the Big House sound like a pathetic whimper... Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die" -- Michigan coach Lloyd Carr
by SeattlesFinest on Jun 23, 2008 5:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My gf is bothered by my dancing to Sunshine Lollypops
Felix Hernandez is just... too... sweeeeeeeeeeeeet!
by Katal LM on Jun 23, 2008 5:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO HIM?
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shouldn't be, I've been dancing to it non stop.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 23, 2008 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
SHE CAN DEAL WITH IT!
IT’S KING FELIX TIME!
by BrianL on Jun 23, 2008 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
She just saw my comment and requested me to add
that she wasn’t bothered by the dancing so much as she was confused why the song was playing.
Felix Hernandez is just... too... sweeeeeeeeeeeeet!
by Katal LM on Jun 23, 2008 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Are we ever going to talk about the game again or is it going to be all about King Felix's GS?
by Dies Irae on Jun 23, 2008 5:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
"It didn’t really bother me at all," Johnson said. "If it would have, he’d probably be in a stretcher and I’d be out of the game."
~Randy Johnson on Doug Mientkiewicz taking too long to step into the batters box
by Goose on Jun 23, 2008 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I AM PLAYING ALL FIVE OF THESE SIMULTANEOUSLY
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 5:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I highly recommend playing all 5 clips at the same time
While looking at the boxscore – better than porn.
by seattlesundevil on Jun 23, 2008 5:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
No replay? fuck you FSN
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It's not Felix's fault
he’s stuck with a LF with the range of a silver dollar and an arm like a noodle.
by eponymous_coward on Jun 23, 2008 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
high cheeze pleeze
"Autzen's 59,000 strong make the Big House sound like a pathetic whimper... Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die" -- Michigan coach Lloyd Carr
by SeattlesFinest on Jun 23, 2008 5:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
JI, get on it.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 23, 2008 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Love that "Damn chop." will live on forever in this pic
by seattlesundevil on Jun 23, 2008 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
me too
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It must.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 23, 2008 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
K!!!!
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 5:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ITS THE FIFTH INNING ALREADY HOLY SHIT FELIX JUST HIT A GRAND SLAM
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FAIL
exclaimation points on the wrong side
Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.
by Orlando Rays on Jun 23, 2008 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
NIXON JUST GOT IMPEACHED!
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
by Goose on Jun 23, 2008 5:13 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I'm sorry.
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
by Goose on Jun 23, 2008 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
KK!!
Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.
by Orlando Rays on Jun 23, 2008 5:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The Mets have the worst mugshots in the majors
Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.
by Orlando Rays on Jun 23, 2008 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Has anyone noticed how much Willie Ballgame is improving? He's at a .265 now, much higher than Sexson and Beltre!
by Alaska on Jun 23, 2008 5:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He should start!
Felix Hernandez is just... too... sweeeeeeeeeeeeet!
by Katal LM on Jun 23, 2008 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No.
Even if he turns into Rich Amaral, that makes him a useful bench player instead of a 25th man, not a starter.
by eponymous_coward on Jun 23, 2008 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If onl;y he had and ISO of betterr than zero.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
in Willie's defense
he might be better than Sexson
by MFAN on Jun 23, 2008 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
BOO
Felix Hernandez is just... too... sweeeeeeeeeeeeet!
by Katal LM on Jun 23, 2008 5:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FUCK YOU BELTRAN
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A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 5:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
by Goose on Jun 23, 2008 5:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
thatll do
:-(
"Autzen's 59,000 strong make the Big House sound like a pathetic whimper... Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die" -- Michigan coach Lloyd Carr
by SeattlesFinest on Jun 23, 2008 5:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FUCK YOU BELTRAN
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 5:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FUCK YOU BELTRAN
Yesterday's Pants
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 5:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That blows.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FUCK YOU BELTRAN
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 5:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
oh shit
You can run, but you can't hide! Unless it's in this general area over here. Blindspot.
by PhilKenSebben on Jun 23, 2008 5:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
MURDER BELTRAN!
KILL HIM AND HIS FAMILY!
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
by Goose on Jun 23, 2008 5:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WHY AM I SHOCKED THAT AFTER SOMETHING GOOD
SOMETHING TERRIBLE HAPPENS
FUCK YOU LIFE FUCK YOU
Felix Hernandez is just... too... sweeeeeeeeeeeeet!
by Katal LM on Jun 23, 2008 5:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FUUUUUUUUCK
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by joof on Jun 23, 2008 5:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
NOOOOO
I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.
by ralphie81 on Jun 23, 2008 5:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
fuck that
"Autzen's 59,000 strong make the Big House sound like a pathetic whimper... Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die" -- Michigan coach Lloyd Carr
by SeattlesFinest on Jun 23, 2008 5:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 23, 2008 5:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
GODDAMMIT
This as my father is saying that we absolutely must trade Felix for prospects
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 23, 2008 5:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So......
Am I the only person to play all 5 of the “songs” in this Jeff’s post at the same time? I feel like I was on shrooms.
And oh my god….best game ever to worst game ever in 2.5 seconds.
by PLU Tim on Jun 23, 2008 5:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I WANT BELTRAN'S HEAD ON A STICK!
AND THE HEADS OF HIS ANCESTORS!
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
by Goose on Jun 23, 2008 5:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
*watches*
Agreed. Bean him right in the fucking head.
Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.
by Orlando Rays on Jun 23, 2008 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm GOING TO EAT CARLOS BELTRAN
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 23, 2008 5:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hahaha
The Mariners are so fucking classic this year.
by robrun2 on Jun 23, 2008 5:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh jesus
I am scared to read the reactions here.. Fuck fuck fuck I am sure is at the top of the list
by seattlesundevil on Jun 23, 2008 5:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We go from so high to so low.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 23, 2008 5:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
INJURY DELAY?
Felix? :(
The poster formerly known as Matt.
by bluemax on Jun 23, 2008 5:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FUCK YOU BELTRAN
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 5:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ERASE BELTRAN FROM EXISTANCE!
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
by Goose on Jun 23, 2008 5:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WE WILL ALL HUNT HIM DOWN.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 23, 2008 5:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"Autzen's 59,000 strong make the Big House sound like a pathetic whimper... Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die" -- Michigan coach Lloyd Carr
by SeattlesFinest on Jun 23, 2008 5:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Honestly, I can't blame Carlos too much
And I hate to blame Clement, because I love him, but learn to catch a ball.
Felix Hernandez is just... too... sweeeeeeeeeeeeet!
by Katal LM on Jun 23, 2008 5:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Beltran is going down
You don’t fucking spike a pitcher who doesn’t even have the ball.
by robrun2 on Jun 23, 2008 5:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
DIE IN A FIRE
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
by Goose on Jun 23, 2008 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
GHSFJHLFLHLDSF
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
by Goose on Jun 23, 2008 5:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Damn...
I love that Felix wants to stay in to get the win. But he’s got to be done
by Mariner Optimist on Jun 23, 2008 5:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
NOOOOOO
FELIX!!!
Insert perverted sports related sexual innuendo
by wwbaker3 on Jun 23, 2008 5:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
please god
Insert perverted sports related sexual innuendo
by wwbaker3 on Jun 23, 2008 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
FUCK THE NEW YORK METS
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NOOOOOOOOOO
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 23, 2008 5:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I WILL CHEW ON EVERY LAST FIBER OF YOUR BODY BELTRAN
I WILL CHEW YOU DEAD
by Jeff on Jun 23, 2008 5:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
THIS IS WHY THERE IS NO GOD!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
by Goose on Jun 23, 2008 5:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
EVERYTHING I KNOW IS WRONG :(
FEEEEEEEELIIIIIIIXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 23, 2008 5:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I think I'm going to cry...
And I don’t think I’m the only one.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 23, 2008 5:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm with you
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 23, 2008 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
:(((((((((((((((((((((((
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 23, 2008 5:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I hate Beltran even more than I used too.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm going to the game on Wednesday
I will shoot Beltran in the hear with an arrow.
by robrun2 on Jun 23, 2008 5:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
GET THIS MOTHERFUCKER OUT!!!
Get Felix the fucking win
Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.
by Orlando Rays on Jun 23, 2008 5:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
sorry
in deference to your loss, I am out of here
by JohnPeterson on Jun 23, 2008 5:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I can't even watch the rest of your game
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 23, 2008 5:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Felix can't even get a fucking win now.
Fuck you Beltran. You’re going straight to hell.
by BrianL on Jun 23, 2008 5:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Carlos Beltran is a scared little wienie bitch

Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
YOU HAD BETTER BE PERFECT BULLPEN!
IF ANY OF YOU ALLOWS SO MUCH AS A HINT OF A HIT, I WILL PERSONALLY MAKE SURE THAT YOU, YOUR FAMILES, AND EVERYBODY YOU HAVE EVER EVER HELD CLOSE TO YOUR HEART WILL SUFFER THE LIKES OF WHICH YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN!
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
by Goose on Jun 23, 2008 5:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
yep
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 23, 2008 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
On the plus side, now we can root for a loss.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He can't get a win.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think this is the one time that won't help.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 23, 2008 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, he didn't make it through five goddammit.
by BrianL on Jun 23, 2008 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wrong
Since he’s out in the middle of an at-bat, this at-bat counts toward his outing.
If Corcoran gets him out, Felix will be in-line for the win.
Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.
by Orlando Rays on Jun 23, 2008 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
one strike from a win.
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKF UAKDFHAEKUF EQBKFBQEUKFBQOEUFBOQEBBBB#ROY*#ORY#HR
by Matthew on Jun 23, 2008 5:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If Corcoran gets this one out, it will be Hernandez's.
And he’ll still be in line for a win.
Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.
by Orlando Rays on Jun 23, 2008 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This sucks, but Beltran will get his.
I’d be making sure Rhodes was in the game when Beltran’s at the plate.
by eponymous_coward on Jun 23, 2008 5:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Beltran would get drilled in the ribs every PA from now on.
I’m counting tomorrow and wednesday as well.
EVERY. TIME.
by Matthew on Jun 23, 2008 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
why would he slide with his cleats up, when Felix doesnt even have the damn ball??
by MFAN on Jun 23, 2008 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's trying to avoid the tag.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Because he's a motherfucker
Felix Hernandez is just... too... sweeeeeeeeeeeeet!
by Katal LM on Jun 23, 2008 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
flagged for flagging
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who gets credit for the next batter since Felix left?
by ack on Jun 23, 2008 5:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
actually...
not sure on the rule here, 2 balls means a walk gets cahrged to felix, not sure on the K rule. might this batter be charged to felix and thus if retired, make him eligble for win?
by Matthew on Jun 23, 2008 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
THROW AT BELTRAN'S FUCKING HEAD
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 5:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Corco, if you walk this batter you are dead.
You are fucking dead.
by BrianL on Jun 23, 2008 5:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
YOUR WORLD WILL COME TO END CARLOS BELTRAN.
EXISTANCE WILL FOREVER BE OF MISERY AND SUFFERING FOR YOU, YOUR ANCESTORS, AND ALL THOSE WHO WILL EVER COME AFTER YOU. YOU WILL KNOW NOTHING BUT THE END. THE END!
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
by Goose on Jun 23, 2008 5:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
NEW GAME THREAD UP
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2008/6/23/557477/6-23-open-game-thread-part
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2008/6/23/557477/6-23-open-game-thread-part
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2008/6/23/557477/6-23-open-game-thread-part
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2008/6/23/557477/6-23-open-game-thread-part
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2008/6/23/557477/6-23-open-game-thread-part
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2008/6/23/557477/6-23-open-game-thread-part
by Jeff on Jun 23, 2008 5:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

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