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Thread of awesomeness GO!!!!

Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.

by Orlando Rays on Jun 23, 2008 5:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

With 1.21 jiggawatts of electricity

and a flux capacitor

Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.

by Orlando Rays on Jun 23, 2008 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

EPIC FAIL

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Back_to_the_Future

Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.

by Orlando Rays on Jun 23, 2008 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why did i play them all at the same time?

You can run, but you can't hide! Unless it's in this general area over here. Blindspot.

by PhilKenSebben on Jun 23, 2008 5:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Also a little freaky.

I think there’s a subliminal message in there somewhere.

I like midgets more than I should.

by Thingray on Jun 23, 2008 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm playing all five at the same time and it sounds like I'm on acid.

Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)

by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

A ray of sunshine.

That’s what my world is right now.

YEAHHHHHHH!!!!

"It didn’t really bother me at all," Johnson said. "If it would have, he’d probably be in a stretcher and I’d be out of the game."

~Randy Johnson on Doug Mientkiewicz taking too long to step into the batters box

by Goose on Jun 23, 2008 5:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

i can haz grandslam?

"Autzen's 59,000 strong make the Big House sound like a pathetic whimper... Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die" -- Michigan coach Lloyd Carr

by SeattlesFinest on Jun 23, 2008 5:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

My gf is bothered by my dancing to Sunshine Lollypops

Felix Hernandez is just... too... sweeeeeeeeeeeeet!

by Katal LM on Jun 23, 2008 5:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Denied

Felix Hernandez is just... too... sweeeeeeeeeeeeet!

by Katal LM on Jun 23, 2008 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO HIM?

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

SHE CAN DEAL WITH IT!

IT’S KING FELIX TIME!

by BrianL on Jun 23, 2008 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

She just saw my comment and requested me to add

that she wasn’t bothered by the dancing so much as she was confused why the song was playing.

Felix Hernandez is just... too... sweeeeeeeeeeeeet!

by Katal LM on Jun 23, 2008 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.

"It didn’t really bother me at all," Johnson said. "If it would have, he’d probably be in a stretcher and I’d be out of the game."

~Randy Johnson on Doug Mientkiewicz taking too long to step into the batters box

by Goose on Jun 23, 2008 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I highly recommend playing all 5 clips at the same time

While looking at the boxscore – better than porn.

by seattlesundevil on Jun 23, 2008 5:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

No replay? fuck you FSN

Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)

by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It's not Felix's fault

he’s stuck with a LF with the range of a silver dollar and an arm like a noodle.

by eponymous_coward on Jun 23, 2008 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

high cheeze pleeze

"Autzen's 59,000 strong make the Big House sound like a pathetic whimper... Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die" -- Michigan coach Lloyd Carr

by SeattlesFinest on Jun 23, 2008 5:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

JI, get on it.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 23, 2008 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes dear.

Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)

by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)

by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

me too

Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)

by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It must.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 23, 2008 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

K!!!!

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 5:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ITS THE FIFTH INNING ALREADY HOLY SHIT FELIX JUST HIT A GRAND SLAM

Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)

by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FAIL

exclaimation points on the wrong side

Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.

by Orlando Rays on Jun 23, 2008 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

NIXON JUST GOT IMPEACHED!

Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.

by Goose on Jun 23, 2008 5:13 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

I'm sorry.

Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.

by Goose on Jun 23, 2008 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

KK!!

Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.

by Orlando Rays on Jun 23, 2008 5:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The Mets have the worst mugshots in the majors

Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.

by Orlando Rays on Jun 23, 2008 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He should start!

Felix Hernandez is just... too... sweeeeeeeeeeeeet!

by Katal LM on Jun 23, 2008 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No.

Even if he turns into Rich Amaral, that makes him a useful bench player instead of a 25th man, not a starter.

by eponymous_coward on Jun 23, 2008 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If onl;y he had and ISO of betterr than zero.

Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)

by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

in Willie's defense

he might be better than Sexson

by MFAN on Jun 23, 2008 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

BOO

Felix Hernandez is just... too... sweeeeeeeeeeeeet!

by Katal LM on Jun 23, 2008 5:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCK YOU BELTRAN

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 5:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.

by Goose on Jun 23, 2008 5:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

thatll do

:-(

"Autzen's 59,000 strong make the Big House sound like a pathetic whimper... Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die" -- Michigan coach Lloyd Carr

by SeattlesFinest on Jun 23, 2008 5:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCK YOU BELTRAN

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 5:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCK YOU BELTRAN

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 5:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That blows.

Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)

by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCK YOU BELTRAN

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 5:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

oh shit

You can run, but you can't hide! Unless it's in this general area over here. Blindspot.

by PhilKenSebben on Jun 23, 2008 5:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

MURDER BELTRAN!

KILL HIM AND HIS FAMILY!

Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.

by Goose on Jun 23, 2008 5:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WHY AM I SHOCKED THAT AFTER SOMETHING GOOD

SOMETHING TERRIBLE HAPPENS

FUCK YOU LIFE FUCK YOU

Felix Hernandez is just... too... sweeeeeeeeeeeeet!

by Katal LM on Jun 23, 2008 5:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FUUUUUUUUCK

fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck

by joof on Jun 23, 2008 5:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

NOOOOO

I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.

by ralphie81 on Jun 23, 2008 5:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

fuck that

"Autzen's 59,000 strong make the Big House sound like a pathetic whimper... Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die" -- Michigan coach Lloyd Carr

by SeattlesFinest on Jun 23, 2008 5:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 23, 2008 5:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

GODDAMMIT

This as my father is saying that we absolutely must trade Felix for prospects

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 23, 2008 5:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So......

Am I the only person to play all 5 of the “songs” in this Jeff’s post at the same time? I feel like I was on shrooms.

And oh my god….best game ever to worst game ever in 2.5 seconds.

by PLU Tim on Jun 23, 2008 5:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I WANT BELTRAN'S HEAD ON A STICK!

AND THE HEADS OF HIS ANCESTORS!

Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.

by Goose on Jun 23, 2008 5:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

*watches*

Agreed. Bean him right in the fucking head.

Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.

by Orlando Rays on Jun 23, 2008 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hahaha

The Mariners are so fucking classic this year.

by robrun2 on Jun 23, 2008 5:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh jesus

I am scared to read the reactions here.. Fuck fuck fuck I am sure is at the top of the list

by seattlesundevil on Jun 23, 2008 5:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

We go from so high to so low.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 23, 2008 5:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

INJURY DELAY?

Felix? :(

The poster formerly known as Matt.

by bluemax on Jun 23, 2008 5:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCK YOU BELTRAN

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 5:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ERASE BELTRAN FROM EXISTANCE!

Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.

by Goose on Jun 23, 2008 5:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WE WILL ALL HUNT HIM DOWN.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 23, 2008 5:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

"Autzen's 59,000 strong make the Big House sound like a pathetic whimper... Autzen Stadium is where great teams go to die" -- Michigan coach Lloyd Carr

by SeattlesFinest on Jun 23, 2008 5:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Honestly, I can't blame Carlos too much

And I hate to blame Clement, because I love him, but learn to catch a ball.

Felix Hernandez is just... too... sweeeeeeeeeeeeet!

by Katal LM on Jun 23, 2008 5:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Beltran is going down

You don’t fucking spike a pitcher who doesn’t even have the ball.

by robrun2 on Jun 23, 2008 5:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

GHSFJHLFLHLDSF

Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.

by Goose on Jun 23, 2008 5:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Damn...

I love that Felix wants to stay in to get the win. But he’s got to be done

by Mariner Optimist on Jun 23, 2008 5:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

NOOOOOO

FELIX!!!

Insert perverted sports related sexual innuendo

by wwbaker3 on Jun 23, 2008 5:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

please god

Insert perverted sports related sexual innuendo

by wwbaker3 on Jun 23, 2008 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

FUCK THE NEW YORK METS

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NOOOOOOOOOO

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 23, 2008 5:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

THIS IS WHY THERE IS NO GOD!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.

by Goose on Jun 23, 2008 5:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

EVERYTHING I KNOW IS WRONG :(

FEEEEEEEELIIIIIIIXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 23, 2008 5:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I think I'm going to cry...

And I don’t think I’m the only one.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 23, 2008 5:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm with you

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 23, 2008 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

:(((((((((((((((((((((((

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 23, 2008 5:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I hate Beltran even more than I used too.

Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)

by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm going to the game on Wednesday

I will shoot Beltran in the hear with an arrow.

by robrun2 on Jun 23, 2008 5:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

GET THIS MOTHERFUCKER OUT!!!

Get Felix the fucking win

Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.

by Orlando Rays on Jun 23, 2008 5:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

sorry

in deference to your loss, I am out of here

by JohnPeterson on Jun 23, 2008 5:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Felix can't even get a fucking win now.

Fuck you Beltran. You’re going straight to hell.

by BrianL on Jun 23, 2008 5:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Carlos Beltran is a scared little wienie bitch

Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)

by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

YOU HAD BETTER BE PERFECT BULLPEN!

IF ANY OF YOU ALLOWS SO MUCH AS A HINT OF A HIT, I WILL PERSONALLY MAKE SURE THAT YOU, YOUR FAMILES, AND EVERYBODY YOU HAVE EVER EVER HELD CLOSE TO YOUR HEART WILL SUFFER THE LIKES OF WHICH YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN!

Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.

by Goose on Jun 23, 2008 5:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

yep

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 23, 2008 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

On the plus side, now we can root for a loss.

Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)

by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I think this is the one time that won't help.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 23, 2008 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wrong

Since he’s out in the middle of an at-bat, this at-bat counts toward his outing.

If Corcoran gets him out, Felix will be in-line for the win.

Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.

by Orlando Rays on Jun 23, 2008 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

one strike from a win.

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKF UAKDFHAEKUF EQBKFBQEUKFBQOEUFBOQEBBBB#ROY*#ORY#HR

by Matthew on Jun 23, 2008 5:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

If Corcoran gets this one out, it will be Hernandez's.

And he’ll still be in line for a win.

Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.

by Orlando Rays on Jun 23, 2008 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This sucks, but Beltran will get his.

I’d be making sure Rhodes was in the game when Beltran’s at the plate.

by eponymous_coward on Jun 23, 2008 5:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Beltran would get drilled in the ribs every PA from now on.

I’m counting tomorrow and wednesday as well.

EVERY. TIME.

by Matthew on Jun 23, 2008 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)

by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

flagged for flagging

Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)

by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

actually...

not sure on the rule here, 2 balls means a walk gets cahrged to felix, not sure on the K rule. might this batter be charged to felix and thus if retired, make him eligble for win?

by Matthew on Jun 23, 2008 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Corcoran

only if he walks him but inheritated a bad count Felix would get the BB

by Schuxu on Jun 23, 2008 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

THROW AT BELTRAN'S FUCKING HEAD

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 5:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

YOUR WORLD WILL COME TO END CARLOS BELTRAN.

EXISTANCE WILL FOREVER BE OF MISERY AND SUFFERING FOR YOU, YOUR ANCESTORS, AND ALL THOSE WHO WILL EVER COME AFTER YOU. YOU WILL KNOW NOTHING BUT THE END. THE END!

Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.

by Goose on Jun 23, 2008 5:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

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