6/23: Open HOLY HOLY HOLY SHIT Thread, Part 2
...AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA WHAT?!?!?
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There are no words to describe that
You can run, but you can't hide! Unless it's in this general area over here. Blindspot.
by PhilKenSebben on Jun 23, 2008 4:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
greatest mariners homerun ever?
i think so
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
by wadswerth on Jun 23, 2008 4:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Great game or the greatest game?
We’ll see I guess.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://mvn.com/milb-mariners/
by JY on Jun 23, 2008 4:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HOLY FUCK I GO AWAY TO ANSWER ONE QUESTION AND I COME BACK
AND IT SAYS THAT FELIX HIT A HOME RUN… AND A DAMN GRAND SLAM TOO WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
by seattlebruin on Jun 23, 2008 4:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
greatest funk blast ever
must hear Dave’s call.
by MFAN on Jun 23, 2008 4:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It's not much of a call.
Dave was absolutely stunned. Couldn’t believe what he was seeing.
by BrianL on Jun 23, 2008 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lost speech.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 23, 2008 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Life is good
at least today
I'd rather know a little about a lot than a lot about a little
by Sportszilla on Jun 23, 2008 4:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Not only a grand slam, but an opposite field shot.
Holy shit.
by BrianL on Jun 23, 2008 4:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Holy mother of God that is one of the greatest moments in Mariner history
by OlSalty on Jun 23, 2008 4:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The only way it could get better is if he throws a no-hitter to supplement it
by OlSalty on Jun 23, 2008 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You fucking jinxer.
Were you raised by WOLVES?
by Smegmalicious on Jun 23, 2008 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey the homerun we already called
So calling the No hitter helps
the other angels fan
by Eyebrows on Jun 23, 2008 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
MY LIFE IS NOW COMPLETE!
"It didn’t really bother me at all," Johnson said. "If it would have, he’d probably be in a stretcher and I’d be out of the game."
~Randy Johnson on Doug Mientkiewicz taking too long to step into the batters box
by Goose on Jun 23, 2008 4:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This IS the Mets you guys are playing
Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.
by Orlando Rays on Jun 23, 2008 4:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The Mets are much better than the Mariners.
And Johan is still one of the five best pitchers alive. It’s pretty damn awesome.
by Teej on Jun 23, 2008 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was being conservative in order to avoid a debate.
by Teej on Jun 23, 2008 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Holy shit that was awesome
Yesterday's Pants
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 4:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Somebody needs to gif that shit.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
Also, I'm always down for some online Grand Theft Auto IV or Rock Band. Gamertag: Phildopip
by Phildopip on Jun 23, 2008 4:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah fuck vidro
Felix for DH
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
by wadswerth on Jun 23, 2008 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT
by Graham on Jun 23, 2008 4:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Felix Hernandez OPS career: .778
Season: 5.000
the other angels fan
by Eyebrows on Jun 23, 2008 4:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
you’re not on MSN
I have myspace IM.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 4:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Top 50 Mariner Moments, 2008: #1
motherfucking THAT
by Jeff on Jun 23, 2008 4:35 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
No shit
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd only say this about Felix,
but he could do something better.
by Jed MC on Jun 23, 2008 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I swear, that moment just cured my hangover.
I like midgets more than I should.
by Thingray on Jun 23, 2008 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
2008 Top 100 Mariner moments #1.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by acblue on Jun 23, 2008 4:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
INSANELY LATE.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by acblue on Jun 23, 2008 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
AND ALSO THE WRONG NUMBER.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by acblue on Jun 23, 2008 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was 1000 times more awesome than anything Micah Owings has ever done.
"It didn’t really bother me at all," Johnson said. "If it would have, he’d probably be in a stretcher and I’d be out of the game."
~Randy Johnson on Doug Mientkiewicz taking too long to step into the batters box
by Goose on Jun 23, 2008 4:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This is just my 2nd post ever here
But I screamed in my cubicle at work and now my co-workers think I am insane.
I don’t care.
by CDigg on Jun 23, 2008 4:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Soothsayer
I know what the #1 moment of this season is going to be!
Felix Hernandez is just... too... sweeeeeeeeeeeeet!
by Katal LM on Jun 23, 2008 4:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Whenever I watch a game at work
and talk with Graham over MSN, I make insanely good predictions.
by Matthew on Jun 23, 2008 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
AAAAH FUCK ME
I MISSED THAT HALF INNING TO UNLOAD GROCERIES
FUCK YOU GROCERIES
FUCK YOU FUCKING POPSICLES I SHOULD HAVEL ET YOU MELT
by Nick S on Jun 23, 2008 4:36 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I can't believe he did this off of SANTANA!!!!
by manyoso on Jun 23, 2008 4:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That's the kicker
for why this is so awesome.
Felix Hernandez is just... too... sweeeeeeeeeeeeet!
by Katal LM on Jun 23, 2008 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Has anyone ever hit a homer and thrown...that before?
Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.
by Orlando Rays on Jun 23, 2008 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is the no-hitter still intact?
I can’t remember anything past Felix’s AB.
by lyleleander on Jun 23, 2008 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You will be personally held responsible if he fails
Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.
by Orlando Rays on Jun 23, 2008 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Show me where that rule applies
in the second inning and i’ll take full responsibility.
by lyleleander on Jun 23, 2008 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I might have pooped a little.
I like midgets more than I should.
by Thingray on Jun 23, 2008 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
For once I am at a complete lack for words
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 23, 2008 4:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We broke LL for a second for me
Coach Owens = No Fun Zone
by Scruffy Lefty on Jun 23, 2008 4:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
USSM is the Bedard of the blogosphere.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by acblue on Jun 23, 2008 4:37 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
"It didn’t really bother me at all," Johnson said. "If it would have, he’d probably be in a stretcher and I’d be out of the game."
~Randy Johnson on Doug Mientkiewicz taking too long to step into the batters box
by Goose on Jun 23, 2008 4:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This is why the DH sucks balls.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wrong.
It’s fun to see this, but the pitchers who are worth a damn as hitters are very rare. Basically, most of the time, watching a pitcher hit is like watching the 2008 version of Turbo hit, except even worse.
by eponymous_coward on Jun 23, 2008 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am seriously doing cartwheels around my apartment right now
by OlSalty on Jun 23, 2008 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wait - so this is you?

(sorry Nola!)
by seattlesundevil on Jun 23, 2008 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh wow I didn't expect that.
But I literally did one too.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 23, 2008 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was the most excited I've been this year times 1,000,000,000.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by acblue on Jun 23, 2008 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Last time a pitcher hit a GS?
Anybody?
Some people cut themselves. I root for the Mariners.
by ColbyInBoston on Jun 23, 2008 4:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Willis did it in 2006
But Felix doesn’t suck ass at pitching.
by joof on Jun 23, 2008 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was ridiculous
Damn you David Wright
by JohnPeterson on Jun 23, 2008 4:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Can you imagine what Felix player win value will be??
IF he pitches well?
by manyoso on Jun 23, 2008 4:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Opposite field... with 2 outs... SERIOUSLY
What are the odds?
by Boydo on Jun 23, 2008 4:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
And that was his first time facing the mets.
And he hit it out on the first motherfucking pitch he saw.
WOW
by Spoomeister on Jun 23, 2008 4:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Still coming down from that.
Felix Hernandez is just... too... sweeeeeeeeeeeeet!
by Katal LM on Jun 23, 2008 4:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It's all because I have my Felix jersey on.
I knows it.
Some people cut themselves. I root for the Mariners.
by ColbyInBoston on Jun 23, 2008 4:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
COME ON GAMEDAY
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 4:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That was the first ever HR by a Mariner pitcher
according to Mets broadcast
by JohnPeterson on Jun 23, 2008 4:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I believe it.
Has an M’s pitcher hit a homer since 97?
Not until today.
Some people cut themselves. I root for the Mariners.
by ColbyInBoston on Jun 23, 2008 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Paul Abbott hit one in spring training.
That’s it.
by BrianL on Jun 23, 2008 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Felix Hernandez 4, the Mets nothing.
That’s why you are a Hall of Famer Dave, fucking brilliant.
"It didn’t really bother me at all," Johnson said. "If it would have, he’d probably be in a stretcher and I’d be out of the game."
~Randy Johnson on Doug Mientkiewicz taking too long to step into the batters box
by Goose on Jun 23, 2008 4:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Did you guys hear that?
Felix Hernandez 4
Mets 0
Sweeeeeet.
by Smegmalicious on Jun 23, 2008 4:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HAHA
Dave: Felix Hernandez 4…Mets nothing…
by redwolf75 on Jun 23, 2008 4:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I cannot believe I have to leave and stop watching this game.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by acblue on Jun 23, 2008 4:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
OMG I'M SO SORRY!
"It didn’t really bother me at all," Johnson said. "If it would have, he’d probably be in a stretcher and I’d be out of the game."
~Randy Johnson on Doug Mientkiewicz taking too long to step into the batters box
by Goose on Jun 23, 2008 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That goes without saying
Anyone who’s still not in mid-orgasm isn’t a true Mariners fan.
Felix Hernandez is just... too... sweeeeeeeeeeeeet!
by Katal LM on Jun 23, 2008 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Flagged
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rec'd
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
24 pitches
Pretty nice work
Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.
by Orlando Rays on Jun 23, 2008 4:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I LITERALLY COLLAPSED IN THE MIDDLE OF A SALE
by Robert on Jun 23, 2008 4:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I want to shadow you at work some Felix start or Seahawks game.
by Matthew on Jun 23, 2008 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You'd have a good time
it’s really fun watching Robert while at work just bust into a random shouting match with the tv
by Fuzz on Jun 23, 2008 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought you did nothing there.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 23, 2008 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
more suprised than anything
I think he thought it was going to be a flyout
by Boydo on Jun 23, 2008 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What, it's not baritone with a British accent?
Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.
by Orlando Rays on Jun 23, 2008 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I always imagined it was anyway.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 23, 2008 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Felixmania!
Last start: Strikes out the entire side on 9 pitches.
This start: Hits the most awesome grand slam ever.
by ThundaPC on Jun 23, 2008 4:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Indeed.
We all have peaks, he’s just fortunate enough to recognize his. Scrffy’s probably passed unnoticed in a bathroom stall somewhere. Alone.
by Smegmalicious on Jun 23, 2008 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You mean this morning?
Coach Owens = No Fun Zone
by Scruffy Lefty on Jun 23, 2008 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LIAR
Yesterday's Pants
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Checking in
A Felix grand slam off Johan is harder to fathom than 9/11.
by Gomez on Jun 23, 2008 4:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
And is even better!
Felix Hernandez is just... too... sweeeeeeeeeeeeet!
by Katal LM on Jun 23, 2008 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
It's really not that hard to do something better than 9/11
by seattlebruin on Jun 23, 2008 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He didn't say better,
he said “harder to fathom”.
I like midgets more than I should.
by Thingray on Jun 23, 2008 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Holy shit fucking rec'd hahahahahaha
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I no longer have a reason to live
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 23, 2008 4:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Felix hitting a grand slam has eliminated my desire to seduce women
I am forever completely fulfilled
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 23, 2008 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Your lack of ability eliminated your ability to seduce women
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm the Willie Bloomquist of dating
lots of desire, no ability
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 23, 2008 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I never said I had ability
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 23, 2008 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You shouldn't reveal things about yourself that make this comment a bit hypocritical.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 23, 2008 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The embarrassing stories are funnier fodder for LL than the good ones.
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is that all you view yourself as?
LL Fodder?
I mean it’s a great life but I want more out of it
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 23, 2008 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I already have more
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 23, 2008 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So, sorry about my lateness,
but WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Just got LL pulled up.
Too many puppies....
by amanalone11 on Jun 23, 2008 4:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
we need to get you laid tonight
Just add to the excitement
Coach Owens = No Fun Zone
by Scruffy Lefty on Jun 23, 2008 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Please don't tell us about it.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 23, 2008 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
With my heart racing I know exactly the opposite of what George Carlin feels right now
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jun 23, 2008 4:42 PM PDT reply actions 10 recs
That is so depraved and indecent
I’m sure he’s smiling on you right now. ;)
Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.
by Orlando Rays on Jun 23, 2008 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's to honor him
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jun 23, 2008 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Too soon for anyone but Carlin.
Well done.
I like midgets more than I should.
by Thingray on Jun 23, 2008 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Was that Bedard in the dugout who got really excited? strange to see
by Kaorikaze on Jun 23, 2008 4:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Just saw it on Gameday video
Bedard looked like he went crazy when it happened
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://mvn.com/milb-mariners/
by JY on Jun 23, 2008 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He was just jealous
Another reason he is a terrible person contributing to a terrible clubhouse chemistry
by seattlesundevil on Jun 23, 2008 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Speaking of which
Yeah. There’s no way my first born isn’t named Felix at this point. Even if its a girl.
Felix Hernandez is just... too... sweeeeeeeeeeeeet!
by Katal LM on Jun 23, 2008 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Last time a pitcher hit a grandslam?
Off a pitcher who has won multiple Cy Young awards???
Felix Hernandez is just... too... sweeeeeeeeeeeeet!
by Katal LM on Jun 23, 2008 4:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Just think of the crap he's gonna catch in the clubhouse for giving up a GS to a pitcher.
I like midgets more than I should.
by Thingray on Jun 23, 2008 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That almost makes up for everything we've been through this season
Seriously. All of the shit we’ve had to go through…
FELIX HERNANDEZ JUST HIT A MOTHERFUCKING GRAND SLAM OFF OF JOHAN SANTANA LIKELY ONE OF HIS BOYHOOD IDOLS AND ONE OF THE BEST PITCHERS IN THE GAME!!!!!!!!!
Holy shit. I’m still in ABSOLUTE SHOCK!
by manyoso on Jun 23, 2008 4:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That instantly made this whole season worth it.
When people ask me “Did you watch that awful 2008?” I’ll say “Yep, and I saw Felix hit a Grand Slam off of Johan Santana.”
"It didn’t really bother me at all," Johnson said. "If it would have, he’d probably be in a stretcher and I’d be out of the game."
~Randy Johnson on Doug Mientkiewicz taking too long to step into the batters box
by Goose on Jun 23, 2008 4:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Raul is making him work
Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.
by Orlando Rays on Jun 23, 2008 4:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Santana's HR/opposing pitcher faced
Probably low
by Graham on Jun 23, 2008 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
not saying it wasn't impressive
just arghj;kfdlsfj dsf d FuCK
by JohnPeterson on Jun 23, 2008 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good
A homerun there would only spoil what Felix had done.
Felix Hernandez is just... too... sweeeeeeeeeeeeet!
by Katal LM on Jun 23, 2008 4:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Have you seen our bullpen lately?
Let’s just hope Felix goes 9 for the win.
by eponymous_coward on Jun 23, 2008 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HURRY UP TINY PIC
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 4:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I love David Wright
without your temporary fielding ineptness, that would have never happened
by seattlebruin on Jun 23, 2008 4:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Three fly balls at least at the warning track so far
Of course one out.
Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.
by Orlando Rays on Jun 23, 2008 4:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
THERE WAS JOHAN AND THERE WAS FELIX AND THERE WAS PEOPLE ON BASE AND THE BALL WENT TO FELIX AND FELIX HIT IT SEVERAL HUNDRED FEET
by Jeff on Jun 23, 2008 4:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He hit it so far it was out of Citi Field
Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.
by Orlando Rays on Jun 23, 2008 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 4:46 PM PDT reply actions 38 recs
I've never giffed Mariner succes
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bedard Smiling?
Coach Owens = No Fun Zone
by Scruffy Lefty on Jun 23, 2008 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And Felix's face is on the jumbo screen..perfect!
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jun 23, 2008 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is just the beta.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Like hell you will.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What version of cam studio are you using?
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I mean APE
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No wonder yours have more color.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
RIGHT CLICK-SAVE IMAGE AS!
"It didn’t really bother me at all," Johnson said. "If it would have, he’d probably be in a stretcher and I’d be out of the game."
~Randy Johnson on Doug Mientkiewicz taking too long to step into the batters box
by Goose on Jun 23, 2008 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Holy crap holy crap holy crap holy crap
Yesterday's Pants
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We should just start with the Felix Hernandez facts
Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.
by Orlando Rays on Jun 23, 2008 4:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Felix Fact:
On June 23, 2008, Felix was batting against one of the best pitchers on earth and hit a MOTHER FUCKING GRAND SLAM AND CAUSED EVERYONE TO FUCKING EXPLODE WITH JOY.
by joof on Jun 23, 2008 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
BTW
Just in case anyone was wondering Rick Wise in 1971 picthed a no hitter and hit two home runs in the same game.
I bet if Felix pitched in the NL (and had more AB’s), he would surpass that at least once ;)
Go M's
by OBF on Jun 23, 2008 4:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
How about a grand slam?
Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.
by Orlando Rays on Jun 23, 2008 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Riggleman said he’ll mix and match in the ninth, which means Mark Lowe, Sean Green and Arthur Rhodes could all work.This game…they better not fuck it up…
by redwolf75 on Jun 23, 2008 4:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I like life
I like life
Life likes me
Life and I fairly fully agree
Life is fine
Life is good
‘Specially mine, which is just as it should be
I like pouring the wine and why not?
Life’s a pleasure that I deny not
I like life
Here and now
Life and I made a mutual vow
‘Till I die
Life and I
We’ll both try to be better somehow
And if life were a woman
She would be my wife
Felix Hernandez is just... too... sweeeeeeeeeeeeet!
by Katal LM on Jun 23, 2008 4:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This is almost as good as the last time I remembering my team playing at Shea.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 4:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I gave you the Endy Chavez gif.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was one of the most single sadess moments of my life
by Fuzz on Jun 23, 2008 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It took me about 10 second to figure out what happened but when I did I yelled fuck so loud that the windows rattled.
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by JI on Jun 23, 2008 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can we call him
F Her?
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by Orlando Rays on Jun 23, 2008 4:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Eight in a row, Felix. KING. GOD.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 23, 2008 4:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
SEXY INNING!
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jun 23, 2008 4:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I just realized
There’s a replay of this game later tonight if you want to re-watch or DVR it.
Felix Hernandez is just... too... sweeeeeeeeeeeeet!
by Katal LM on Jun 23, 2008 4:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Please let this be true, PLEASE!
I like midgets more than I should.
by Thingray on Jun 23, 2008 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Putting up with this team for this whole miserable season has now been completely worth it
by OlSalty on Jun 23, 2008 4:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
YOU DID NOT HIT A HOMERUN JOHAN
YOU ARE WORSE THAN FELIX!
by Matthew on Jun 23, 2008 4:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
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by seattlebruin on Jun 23, 2008 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is it just me or has Felix been ruthlessly efficient so far in this game?
by seattlebruin on Jun 23, 2008 4:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It's not you.
A lovely outing so far. I can’t stop watching. I’m glad the Rays and Fish are off.
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by Orlando Rays on Jun 23, 2008 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
32 pitches over 3 innings.
One flyball, I believe? Yes, he’s just mowing them down.
by Teej on Jun 23, 2008 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Felix is omnipotent. God calls him God.
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by Orlando Rays on Jun 23, 2008 4:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Just turned the game on
cool, we’re up 4-0. Wonder how we scored… what the fukclkasvczkxj;zxlkj;lkjasd??A??SADF??
Felix is God
by ack on Jun 23, 2008 4:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I had to go walk my neighbor's dog
I figured I could hustle home from work, get that out of the way, and then get to Felix-Johan.
Never. Again.
by ack on Jun 23, 2008 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WOOOO FELIX!
Today is a great day!
by seattlesundevil on Jun 23, 2008 4:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
See ya Santana!!!!
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by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 23, 2008 4:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
OVERLOAD OVERLOAD OVERLOAD!
"It didn’t really bother me at all," Johnson said. "If it would have, he’d probably be in a stretcher and I’d be out of the game."
~Randy Johnson on Doug Mientkiewicz taking too long to step into the batters box
by Goose on Jun 23, 2008 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
GRAHAM MAKE A gayRA SO I CAN PUT MY FEELINGS INTO NUMBERS
by Robert on Jun 23, 2008 4:51 PM PDT reply actions 6 recs
I'm kinda hoping Felix throws one of those games now
Not gonna say “perfect,” but one where he allows no baserunners over 9 innings
by JohnPeterson on Jun 23, 2008 4:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
THAT MOMENT WAS THE GREATEST MOMENT OF MY LIFE
by Robert on Jun 23, 2008 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dude I was there for that and this was fucking better
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is way fucking better!!!
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
FELIX>PLAYOFFS
EVEN THOUGH THAT WAS REALLY FUCKING AWESOME AND IT IS THE LOUDEST PLACE I’VE EVER BEEN.
FELIX FELIX FELIX FELIX FELIX
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pay Felix A-Rod money
Felix Hernandez is just... too... sweeeeeeeeeeeeet!
by Katal LM on Jun 23, 2008 4:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
IF WE HAD TRADED FOR JOHAN INSTEAD OF BEDARD THIS NEVER WOULd HAVE HAPPENED
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 4:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So THIS is what Postive Game Thread Emotion is like.
More, please.
by eponymous_coward on Jun 23, 2008 4:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Feels soooooooooooooooooo good.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 23, 2008 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I had forgotten what it was like.
"It didn’t really bother me at all," Johnson said. "If it would have, he’d probably be in a stretcher and I’d be out of the game."
~Randy Johnson on Doug Mientkiewicz taking too long to step into the batters box
by Goose on Jun 23, 2008 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
FELIX IS A BETTER DH THAN VIDRO
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 4:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Come to think of it.
All of our pitchers are better DHs than Vidro.
by ThundaPC on Jun 23, 2008 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Was that the first GS for the M's this season?
by seattlebruin on Jun 23, 2008 4:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Richie Sexson
This a preview for me, because I know the Mets will sign him when the M’s release him.
by JohnPeterson on Jun 23, 2008 4:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Remember that commercial from the 90s where the Mariners have a team of Ken Griffey Juniors?
We should do that with Felix, because it would be glorious.
by joof on Jun 23, 2008 4:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This would be extremely awesome.
We could have a rotation of Felix Felix Ichiro Felix Felix
by Dies Irae on Jun 23, 2008 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ok, so can the AL dump the DH now?
You can run, but you can't hide! Unless it's in this general area over here. Blindspot.
by PhilKenSebben on Jun 23, 2008 4:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
But Mr. Hanky will get upset!
lol
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by Orlando Rays on Jun 23, 2008 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes yes yes
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love that baseball can still surprise the living hell out of you!!!
THIS IS THE GREATEST GAME EVER!
by manyoso on Jun 23, 2008 4:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
CURRENT WORK PRODUCTIVITY = ZERO
by seattlebruin on Jun 23, 2008 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
SOMEONE GIVE FELIX A CONTRACT FOR A HUNDRED YEARS AND INFINITY BILLION DOLLARS
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 4:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Cede him the entire state of Washington
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by Orlando Rays on Jun 23, 2008 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope you don't mind being put on the backburner for the rest of the game, Jeffie
by Graham on Jun 23, 2008 4:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ALL YOUR JOHANS ARE BELONG TO FELIX
Felix Hernandez is just... too... sweeeeeeeeeeeeet!
by Katal LM on Jun 23, 2008 4:55 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
God damn Felix was calm for what he did there.
Amazing
by Smegmalicious on Jun 23, 2008 4:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I hope no one ever buys anything at your store.
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by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 23, 2008 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
With him working there that's a pretty safe hope
by ningwers on Jun 23, 2008 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
MY GOOFINESS HELPS SELLS THINGS
AND I GIVE OFF THE ILLUSION OF INTELLIGENCE
by Robert on Jun 23, 2008 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HAHAHAHA
by seattlebruin on Jun 23, 2008 4:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Awesome
Hernandez hit his first major league home run, a motherfucking grand slam, on June 23, 2008 off Johan Santana.
by Dies Irae on Jun 23, 2008 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
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by Dies Irae on Jun 23, 2008 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OH SHIT I HAVE TO GO PICK UP MY WIFE
BUT CAN NOT TURN MY EYES AWAY LEST FELIX DECIDES THAT HE DOESN’T HAVE BIG ENOUGH LEAD!!!!
by manyoso on Jun 23, 2008 4:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ever hear of radio?
Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.
by Orlando Rays on Jun 23, 2008 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ever hear of radio?
Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.
by Orlando Rays on Jun 23, 2008 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
shit shit shit
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 4:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
error error error
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 4:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
argh
ERROR
Felix Hernandez is just... too... sweeeeeeeeeeeeet!
by Katal LM on Jun 23, 2008 4:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I really can't imagine the Mets scoring any runs
but we do have Endy Chavez in the lineup, so I guess anything is possible
by JohnPeterson on Jun 23, 2008 4:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
My submitted headline to Fark.
“Mariners pitcher Felix Hernandez hits a Grand Slam off of Johan Santana for his first career homer. All Hail the King.”
"It didn’t really bother me at all," Johnson said. "If it would have, he’d probably be in a stretcher and I’d be out of the game."
~Randy Johnson on Doug Mientkiewicz taking too long to step into the batters box
by Goose on Jun 23, 2008 4:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I blame the people in the first thread that JINXED this
You know who you are.
by Smegmalicious on Jun 23, 2008 4:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
CHANGE THAT TO AN ERROR
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 4:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
YEAHHHHHHH
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jun 23, 2008 4:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
STILL FACED THE MINIMUM
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 4:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Still on pace for only 27 AB's though
Go M's
by OBF on Jun 23, 2008 4:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
AHAHAHA
STILL FUCKING PERFECT IN MY BOOK
by OlSalty on Jun 23, 2008 5:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well the game is ruined now
dammit.
Felix Hernandez is just... too... sweeeeeeeeeeeeet!
by Katal LM on Jun 23, 2008 5:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I will still settle for a shutout and be fucking ecstatic.
by BrianL on Jun 23, 2008 5:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
10-1 GO to FO
for Felix.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
by bluemax on Jun 23, 2008 5:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
They cut off with "Felix Hernandez leads"
Which pretty much sums it up.
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by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 23, 2008 5:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck
I lose my connection, and he gives up the no-no
Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.
by Orlando Rays on Jun 23, 2008 5:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
38 pitches
There’s a sign
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by Orlando Rays on Jun 23, 2008 5:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, WILLIE
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jun 23, 2008 5:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FELIX CANT SURPRISE SEX ME IF IM WANTING IT
by Robert on Jun 23, 2008 5:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HE ALSO CAN"T SURPRISE SEX YOU BECAUSE HE"S ALREADY GOING TO BE SEXING ME
by joof on Jun 23, 2008 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
FUCK YOU I WILL KILL YOU TO A INCH OF YOUR KILL LEVEL
by Robert on Jun 23, 2008 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HAHAHAHAHAHA
look at that replay!
Felix Hernandez is just... too... sweeeeeeeeeeeeet!
by Katal LM on Jun 23, 2008 5:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
LET HIM SWING!
"It didn’t really bother me at all," Johnson said. "If it would have, he’d probably be in a stretcher and I’d be out of the game."
~Randy Johnson on Doug Mientkiewicz taking too long to step into the batters box
by Goose on Jun 23, 2008 5:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Those are boos of love, Felix.
Boos of love.
by BrianL on Jun 23, 2008 5:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
boos of envy
Felix Hernandez is just... too... sweeeeeeeeeeeeet!
by Katal LM on Jun 23, 2008 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LET HIM SWING
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 5:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bloomquist with a single
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by Orlando Rays on Jun 23, 2008 5:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Felix has more extra base-hits than Willie this year, right?
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jun 23, 2008 5:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Uggh fuck you WFB
Should have gotten out like normal
by seattlesundevil on Jun 23, 2008 5:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Felix lets the Mets have a pity out
What a nice guy.
Felix Hernandez is just... too... sweeeeeeeeeeeeet!
by Katal LM on Jun 23, 2008 5:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Actually, it might be ok, it keeps his OPS at 5.000 right?
by Dies Irae on Jun 23, 2008 5:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Nah not the SH
SF would have affect on obp
by Schuxu on Jun 23, 2008 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
bunts don't count against OBP
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I always thought sacs of any sort counted against OBP, not AVG.
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just sac flies.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
On the ground Ichiro
hit the ball on the ground.
by Happybelly on Jun 23, 2008 5:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Trade Ichiro
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jun 23, 2008 5:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Girl texts me after GTE leak/explosion:
“because of a baseball play? well you and felix will be very happy together. bye.”
My reply?:
“Stfu. Felix is christ.”
All that needed to be said there. Needless, I am not putting up with her shenanigans anymore.
by Souther on Jun 23, 2008 5:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Two overreactions are always better than one.
I like midgets more than I should.
by Thingray on Jun 23, 2008 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Looks fine to me.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ichiro doesn't like being overshadowed.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 23, 2008 5:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Now he's safe at second!
Felix Hernandez is just... too... sweeeeeeeeeeeeet!
by Katal LM on Jun 23, 2008 5:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Lopez wooooo
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 5:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The good thing about that run
Is that now the national commentators can’t say that Felix was the only contributor to our win, and that someone that good needs to play on the east coast.
Felix Hernandez is just... too... sweeeeeeeeeeeeet!
by Katal LM on Jun 23, 2008 5:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
5-0 Mariners!
Remember, you’re playing the Mets.
Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.
by Orlando Rays on Jun 23, 2008 5:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You are retarded.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jun 23, 2008 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
"It didn’t really bother me at all," Johnson said. "If it would have, he’d probably be in a stretcher and I’d be out of the game."
~Randy Johnson on Doug Mientkiewicz taking too long to step into the batters box
by Goose on Jun 23, 2008 5:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Kill Ibanez
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jun 23, 2008 5:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
AND HERE IS THE LINK
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2008/6/23/557467/6-23-weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2008/6/23/557467/6-23-weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2008/6/23/557467/6-23-weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2008/6/23/557467/6-23-weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2008/6/23/557467/6-23-weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
by Jeff on Jun 23, 2008 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

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