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6/23: Open HOLY HOLY HOLY SHIT Thread, Part 2

...AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA WHAT?!?!?

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There are no words to describe that

You can run, but you can't hide! Unless it's in this general area over here. Blindspot.

by PhilKenSebben on Jun 23, 2008 4:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

greatest mariners homerun ever?

i think so

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

by wadswerth on Jun 23, 2008 4:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Great game or the greatest game?

We’ll see I guess.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://mvn.com/milb-mariners/

by JY on Jun 23, 2008 4:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HOLY FUCK I GO AWAY TO ANSWER ONE QUESTION AND I COME BACK

AND IT SAYS THAT FELIX HIT A HOME RUN… AND A DAMN GRAND SLAM TOO WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by seattlebruin on Jun 23, 2008 4:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

greatest funk blast ever

must hear Dave’s call.

by MFAN on Jun 23, 2008 4:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It's not much of a call.

Dave was absolutely stunned. Couldn’t believe what he was seeing.

by BrianL on Jun 23, 2008 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lost speech.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 23, 2008 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Life is good

at least today

I'd rather know a little about a lot than a lot about a little

by Sportszilla on Jun 23, 2008 4:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

MY LIFE IS NOW COMPLETE!

"It didn’t really bother me at all," Johnson said. "If it would have, he’d probably be in a stretcher and I’d be out of the game."

~Randy Johnson on Doug Mientkiewicz taking too long to step into the batters box

by Goose on Jun 23, 2008 4:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Holy shit that was awesome

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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 4:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Somebody needs to gif that shit.

I reject your reality and substitute my own!

Also, I'm always down for some online Grand Theft Auto IV or Rock Band. Gamertag: Phildopip

by Phildopip on Jun 23, 2008 4:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah fuck vidro

Felix for DH

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

by wadswerth on Jun 23, 2008 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Felix Hernandez OPS career: .778

Season: 5.000

the other angels fan

by Eyebrows on Jun 23, 2008 4:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

you’re not on MSN

I have myspace IM.

Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)

by JI on Jun 23, 2008 4:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I know.

Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)

by JI on Jun 23, 2008 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Amen

and amen.

The poster formerly known as Matt.

by bluemax on Jun 23, 2008 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

1C

for me, but maybe because I didn’t see it on TV like 1A and 1B.

by Matthew on Jun 23, 2008 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No shit

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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'd only say this about Felix,

but he could do something better.

by Jed MC on Jun 23, 2008 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

2008 Top 100 Mariner moments #1.

As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.

by acblue on Jun 23, 2008 4:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

INSANELY LATE.

As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.

by acblue on Jun 23, 2008 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

AND ALSO THE WRONG NUMBER.

As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.

by acblue on Jun 23, 2008 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was 1000 times more awesome than anything Micah Owings has ever done.

"It didn’t really bother me at all," Johnson said. "If it would have, he’d probably be in a stretcher and I’d be out of the game."

~Randy Johnson on Doug Mientkiewicz taking too long to step into the batters box

by Goose on Jun 23, 2008 4:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This is just my 2nd post ever here

But I screamed in my cubicle at work and now my co-workers think I am insane.

I don’t care.

by CDigg on Jun 23, 2008 4:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Soothsayer

I know what the #1 moment of this season is going to be!

Felix Hernandez is just... too... sweeeeeeeeeeeeet!

by Katal LM on Jun 23, 2008 4:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Whenever I watch a game at work

and talk with Graham over MSN, I make insanely good predictions.

by Matthew on Jun 23, 2008 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

AAAAH FUCK ME

I MISSED THAT HALF INNING TO UNLOAD GROCERIES

FUCK YOU GROCERIES

FUCK YOU FUCKING POPSICLES I SHOULD HAVEL ET YOU MELT

by Nick S on Jun 23, 2008 4:36 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Has anyone ever hit a homer and thrown...that before?

Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.

by Orlando Rays on Jun 23, 2008 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is the no-hitter still intact?

I can’t remember anything past Felix’s AB.

by lyleleander on Jun 23, 2008 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You will be personally held responsible if he fails

Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.

by Orlando Rays on Jun 23, 2008 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Show me where that rule applies

in the second inning and i’ll take full responsibility.

by lyleleander on Jun 23, 2008 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

USSM is the Bedard of the blogosphere.

As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.

by acblue on Jun 23, 2008 4:37 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.

Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.

"It didn’t really bother me at all," Johnson said. "If it would have, he’d probably be in a stretcher and I’d be out of the game."

~Randy Johnson on Doug Mientkiewicz taking too long to step into the batters box

by Goose on Jun 23, 2008 4:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This is why the DH sucks balls.

Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)

by JI on Jun 23, 2008 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wrong.

It’s fun to see this, but the pitchers who are worth a damn as hitters are very rare. Basically, most of the time, watching a pitcher hit is like watching the 2008 version of Turbo hit, except even worse.

by eponymous_coward on Jun 23, 2008 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And that was his first time facing the mets.

And he hit it out on the first motherfucking pitch he saw.

WOW

by Spoomeister on Jun 23, 2008 4:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Still coming down from that.

Felix Hernandez is just... too... sweeeeeeeeeeeeet!

by Katal LM on Jun 23, 2008 4:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It's all because I have my Felix jersey on.

I knows it.

Some people cut themselves. I root for the Mariners.

by ColbyInBoston on Jun 23, 2008 4:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

COME ON GAMEDAY

Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)

by JI on Jun 23, 2008 4:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I believe it.

Has an M’s pitcher hit a homer since 97?

Not until today.

Some people cut themselves. I root for the Mariners.

by ColbyInBoston on Jun 23, 2008 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Felix Hernandez 4, the Mets nothing.

That’s why you are a Hall of Famer Dave, fucking brilliant.

"It didn’t really bother me at all," Johnson said. "If it would have, he’d probably be in a stretcher and I’d be out of the game."

~Randy Johnson on Doug Mientkiewicz taking too long to step into the batters box

by Goose on Jun 23, 2008 4:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Did you guys hear that?

Felix Hernandez 4
Mets 0

Sweeeeeet.

by Smegmalicious on Jun 23, 2008 4:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HAHA

Dave: Felix Hernandez 4…Mets nothing…

by redwolf75 on Jun 23, 2008 4:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

OMG I'M SO SORRY!

"It didn’t really bother me at all," Johnson said. "If it would have, he’d probably be in a stretcher and I’d be out of the game."

~Randy Johnson on Doug Mientkiewicz taking too long to step into the batters box

by Goose on Jun 23, 2008 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That goes without saying

Anyone who’s still not in mid-orgasm isn’t a true Mariners fan.

Felix Hernandez is just... too... sweeeeeeeeeeeeet!

by Katal LM on Jun 23, 2008 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Flagged

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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rec'd

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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

24 pitches

Pretty nice work

Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.

by Orlando Rays on Jun 23, 2008 4:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What, it's not baritone with a British accent?

Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.

by Orlando Rays on Jun 23, 2008 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I always imagined it was anyway.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 23, 2008 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Felixmania!

Last start: Strikes out the entire side on 9 pitches.
This start: Hits the most awesome grand slam ever.

by ThundaPC on Jun 23, 2008 4:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

sad

Coach Owens = No Fun Zone

by Scruffy Lefty on Jun 23, 2008 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Indeed.

We all have peaks, he’s just fortunate enough to recognize his. Scrffy’s probably passed unnoticed in a bathroom stall somewhere. Alone.

by Smegmalicious on Jun 23, 2008 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LIAR

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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Checking in

A Felix grand slam off Johan is harder to fathom than 9/11.

by Gomez on Jun 23, 2008 4:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

And is even better!

Felix Hernandez is just... too... sweeeeeeeeeeeeet!

by Katal LM on Jun 23, 2008 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

well

exactly.

Felix Hernandez is just... too... sweeeeeeeeeeeeet!

by Katal LM on Jun 23, 2008 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He didn't say better,

he said “harder to fathom”.

I like midgets more than I should.

by Thingray on Jun 23, 2008 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Holy shit fucking rec'd hahahahahaha

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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Felix hitting a grand slam has eliminated my desire to seduce women

I am forever completely fulfilled

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 23, 2008 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Your lack of ability eliminated your ability to seduce women

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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm the Willie Bloomquist of dating

lots of desire, no ability

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 23, 2008 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I never said I had ability

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 23, 2008 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The embarrassing stories are funnier fodder for LL than the good ones.

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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is that all you view yourself as?

LL Fodder?

I mean it’s a great life but I want more out of it

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 23, 2008 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

...

Good luck there

by Graham on Jun 23, 2008 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I already have more

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 23, 2008 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So, sorry about my lateness,

but WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Just got LL pulled up.

Too many puppies....

by amanalone11 on Jun 23, 2008 4:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

we need to get you laid tonight

Just add to the excitement

Coach Owens = No Fun Zone

by Scruffy Lefty on Jun 23, 2008 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Please don't tell us about it.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 23, 2008 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That is so depraved and indecent

I’m sure he’s smiling on you right now. ;)

Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.

by Orlando Rays on Jun 23, 2008 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's to honor him

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Jun 23, 2008 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bwhahaha

"It didn’t really bother me at all," Johnson said. "If it would have, he’d probably be in a stretcher and I’d be out of the game."

~Randy Johnson on Doug Mientkiewicz taking too long to step into the batters box

by Goose on Jun 23, 2008 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Too soon for anyone but Carlin.

Well done.

I like midgets more than I should.

by Thingray on Jun 23, 2008 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just saw it on Gameday video

Bedard looked like he went crazy when it happened

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://mvn.com/milb-mariners/

by JY on Jun 23, 2008 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He was just jealous

Another reason he is a terrible person contributing to a terrible clubhouse chemistry

by seattlesundevil on Jun 23, 2008 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LATE

Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)

by JI on Jun 23, 2008 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Speaking of which

Yeah. There’s no way my first born isn’t named Felix at this point. Even if its a girl.

Felix Hernandez is just... too... sweeeeeeeeeeeeet!

by Katal LM on Jun 23, 2008 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Last time a pitcher hit a grandslam?

Off a pitcher who has won multiple Cy Young awards???

Felix Hernandez is just... too... sweeeeeeeeeeeeet!

by Katal LM on Jun 23, 2008 4:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That almost makes up for everything we've been through this season

Seriously. All of the shit we’ve had to go through…

FELIX HERNANDEZ JUST HIT A MOTHERFUCKING GRAND SLAM OFF OF JOHAN SANTANA LIKELY ONE OF HIS BOYHOOD IDOLS AND ONE OF THE BEST PITCHERS IN THE GAME!!!!!!!!!

Holy shit. I’m still in ABSOLUTE SHOCK!

by manyoso on Jun 23, 2008 4:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That instantly made this whole season worth it.

When people ask me “Did you watch that awful 2008?” I’ll say “Yep, and I saw Felix hit a Grand Slam off of Johan Santana.”

"It didn’t really bother me at all," Johnson said. "If it would have, he’d probably be in a stretcher and I’d be out of the game."

~Randy Johnson on Doug Mientkiewicz taking too long to step into the batters box

by Goose on Jun 23, 2008 4:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Raul is making him work

Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.

by Orlando Rays on Jun 23, 2008 4:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Good

A homerun there would only spoil what Felix had done.

Felix Hernandez is just... too... sweeeeeeeeeeeeet!

by Katal LM on Jun 23, 2008 4:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Have you seen our bullpen lately?

Let’s just hope Felix goes 9 for the win.

by eponymous_coward on Jun 23, 2008 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

HURRY UP TINY PIC

Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)

by JI on Jun 23, 2008 4:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I love David Wright

without your temporary fielding ineptness, that would have never happened

by seattlebruin on Jun 23, 2008 4:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Three fly balls at least at the warning track so far

Of course one out.

Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.

by Orlando Rays on Jun 23, 2008 4:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He hit it so far it was out of Citi Field

Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.

by Orlando Rays on Jun 23, 2008 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I've never giffed Mariner succes

Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)

by JI on Jun 23, 2008 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bedard Smiling?

Coach Owens = No Fun Zone

by Scruffy Lefty on Jun 23, 2008 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is just the beta.

Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)

by JI on Jun 23, 2008 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Correct

I’ll take care of it from here.

by Jeff on Jun 23, 2008 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Like hell you will.

Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)

by JI on Jun 23, 2008 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What version of cam studio are you using?

Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)

by JI on Jun 23, 2008 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I mean APE

Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)

by JI on Jun 23, 2008 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No wonder yours have more color.

Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)

by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)

by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

RIGHT CLICK-SAVE IMAGE AS!

"It didn’t really bother me at all," Johnson said. "If it would have, he’d probably be in a stretcher and I’d be out of the game."

~Randy Johnson on Doug Mientkiewicz taking too long to step into the batters box

by Goose on Jun 23, 2008 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Holy crap holy crap holy crap holy crap

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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We should just start with the Felix Hernandez facts

Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.

by Orlando Rays on Jun 23, 2008 4:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Felix Fact:

On June 23, 2008, Felix was batting against one of the best pitchers on earth and hit a MOTHER FUCKING GRAND SLAM AND CAUSED EVERYONE TO FUCKING EXPLODE WITH JOY.

by joof on Jun 23, 2008 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

BTW

Just in case anyone was wondering Rick Wise in 1971 picthed a no hitter and hit two home runs in the same game.

I bet if Felix pitched in the NL (and had more AB’s), he would surpass that at least once ;)

Go M's

by OBF on Jun 23, 2008 4:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

How about a grand slam?

Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.

by Orlando Rays on Jun 23, 2008 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Riggleman said he’ll mix and match in the ninth, which means Mark Lowe, Sean Green and Arthur Rhodes could all work.
This game…they better not fuck it up…

by redwolf75 on Jun 23, 2008 4:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I like life

I like life
Life likes me
Life and I fairly fully agree
Life is fine
Life is good
‘Specially mine, which is just as it should be
I like pouring the wine and why not?
Life’s a pleasure that I deny not

I like life
Here and now
Life and I made a mutual vow
‘Till I die
Life and I
We’ll both try to be better somehow
And if life were a woman
She would be my wife

Felix Hernandez is just... too... sweeeeeeeeeeeeet!

by Katal LM on Jun 23, 2008 4:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Can we call him

F Her?

Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.

by Orlando Rays on Jun 23, 2008 4:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nope

Felix Hernandez is just... too... sweeeeeeeeeeeeet!

by Katal LM on Jun 23, 2008 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Eight in a row, Felix. KING. GOD.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 23, 2008 4:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

SEXY INNING!

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Jun 23, 2008 4:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I just realized

There’s a replay of this game later tonight if you want to re-watch or DVR it.

Felix Hernandez is just... too... sweeeeeeeeeeeeet!

by Katal LM on Jun 23, 2008 4:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Please let this be true, PLEASE!

I like midgets more than I should.

by Thingray on Jun 23, 2008 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

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by seattlebruin on Jun 23, 2008 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's not you.

A lovely outing so far. I can’t stop watching. I’m glad the Rays and Fish are off.

Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.

by Orlando Rays on Jun 23, 2008 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

32 pitches over 3 innings.

One flyball, I believe? Yes, he’s just mowing them down.

by Teej on Jun 23, 2008 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Felix is omnipotent. God calls him God.

Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.

by Orlando Rays on Jun 23, 2008 4:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Just turned the game on

cool, we’re up 4-0. Wonder how we scored… what the fukclkasvczkxj;zxlkj;lkjasd??A??SADF??

Felix is God

by ack on Jun 23, 2008 4:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I had to go walk my neighbor's dog

I figured I could hustle home from work, get that out of the way, and then get to Felix-Johan.

Never. Again.

by ack on Jun 23, 2008 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WOOOO FELIX!

Today is a great day!

by seattlesundevil on Jun 23, 2008 4:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

See ya Santana!!!!

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 23, 2008 4:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

OVERLOAD OVERLOAD OVERLOAD!

"It didn’t really bother me at all," Johnson said. "If it would have, he’d probably be in a stretcher and I’d be out of the game."

~Randy Johnson on Doug Mientkiewicz taking too long to step into the batters box

by Goose on Jun 23, 2008 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm kinda hoping Felix throws one of those games now

Not gonna say “perfect,” but one where he allows no baserunners over 9 innings

by JohnPeterson on Jun 23, 2008 4:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

almost?!

Better.

Felix Hernandez is just... too... sweeeeeeeeeeeeet!

by Katal LM on Jun 23, 2008 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is way fucking better!!!

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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

FELIX>PLAYOFFS

EVEN THOUGH THAT WAS REALLY FUCKING AWESOME AND IT IS THE LOUDEST PLACE I’VE EVER BEEN.

FELIX FELIX FELIX FELIX FELIX

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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pay Felix A-Rod money

Felix Hernandez is just... too... sweeeeeeeeeeeeet!

by Katal LM on Jun 23, 2008 4:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

IF WE HAD TRADED FOR JOHAN INSTEAD OF BEDARD THIS NEVER WOULd HAVE HAPPENED

Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)

by JI on Jun 23, 2008 4:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Feels soooooooooooooooooo good.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 23, 2008 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I had forgotten what it was like.

"It didn’t really bother me at all," Johnson said. "If it would have, he’d probably be in a stretcher and I’d be out of the game."

~Randy Johnson on Doug Mientkiewicz taking too long to step into the batters box

by Goose on Jun 23, 2008 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

FELIX IS A BETTER DH THAN VIDRO

Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)

by JI on Jun 23, 2008 4:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Come to think of it.

All of our pitchers are better DHs than Vidro.

by ThundaPC on Jun 23, 2008 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Richie Sexson

This a preview for me, because I know the Mets will sign him when the M’s release him.

by JohnPeterson on Jun 23, 2008 4:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

10 FELIX

5 BELTRE
5 CLEMENT
5 ICHIRO

by Matthew on Jun 23, 2008 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This would be extremely awesome.

We could have a rotation of Felix Felix Ichiro Felix Felix

by Dies Irae on Jun 23, 2008 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ok, so can the AL dump the DH now?

You can run, but you can't hide! Unless it's in this general area over here. Blindspot.

by PhilKenSebben on Jun 23, 2008 4:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

But Mr. Hanky will get upset!

lol

Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.

by Orlando Rays on Jun 23, 2008 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes yes yes

Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)

by JI on Jun 23, 2008 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cede him the entire state of Washington

Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.

by Orlando Rays on Jun 23, 2008 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Awesome
Hernandez hit his first major league home run, a motherfucking grand slam, on June 23, 2008 off Johan Santana.

by Dies Irae on Jun 23, 2008 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

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by Dies Irae on Jun 23, 2008 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

OH SHIT I HAVE TO GO PICK UP MY WIFE

BUT CAN NOT TURN MY EYES AWAY LEST FELIX DECIDES THAT HE DOESN’T HAVE BIG ENOUGH LEAD!!!!

by manyoso on Jun 23, 2008 4:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ever hear of radio?

Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.

by Orlando Rays on Jun 23, 2008 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ever hear of radio?

Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.

by Orlando Rays on Jun 23, 2008 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

shit shit shit

Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)

by JI on Jun 23, 2008 4:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

error error error

Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)

by JI on Jun 23, 2008 4:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

argh

ERROR

Felix Hernandez is just... too... sweeeeeeeeeeeeet!

by Katal LM on Jun 23, 2008 4:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I really can't imagine the Mets scoring any runs

but we do have Endy Chavez in the lineup, so I guess anything is possible

by JohnPeterson on Jun 23, 2008 4:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

My submitted headline to Fark.

“Mariners pitcher Felix Hernandez hits a Grand Slam off of Johan Santana for his first career homer. All Hail the King.”

"It didn’t really bother me at all," Johnson said. "If it would have, he’d probably be in a stretcher and I’d be out of the game."

~Randy Johnson on Doug Mientkiewicz taking too long to step into the batters box

by Goose on Jun 23, 2008 4:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

CHANGE THAT TO AN ERROR

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 4:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

YEAHHHHHHH

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Jun 23, 2008 4:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

STILL FACED THE MINIMUM

Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)

by JI on Jun 23, 2008 4:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

AHAHAHA

STILL FUCKING PERFECT IN MY BOOK

by OlSalty on Jun 23, 2008 5:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Well the game is ruined now

dammit.

Felix Hernandez is just... too... sweeeeeeeeeeeeet!

by Katal LM on Jun 23, 2008 5:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

10-1 GO to FO

for Felix.

The poster formerly known as Matt.

by bluemax on Jun 23, 2008 5:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

They cut off with "Felix Hernandez leads"

Which pretty much sums it up.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 23, 2008 5:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuck

I lose my connection, and he gives up the no-no

Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.

by Orlando Rays on Jun 23, 2008 5:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

38 pitches

There’s a sign

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by Orlando Rays on Jun 23, 2008 5:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, WILLIE

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Jun 23, 2008 5:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HAHAHAHAHAHA

look at that replay!

Felix Hernandez is just... too... sweeeeeeeeeeeeet!

by Katal LM on Jun 23, 2008 5:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LET HIM SWING!

"It didn’t really bother me at all," Johnson said. "If it would have, he’d probably be in a stretcher and I’d be out of the game."

~Randy Johnson on Doug Mientkiewicz taking too long to step into the batters box

by Goose on Jun 23, 2008 5:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

boos of envy

Felix Hernandez is just... too... sweeeeeeeeeeeeet!

by Katal LM on Jun 23, 2008 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LET HIM SWING

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 5:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bloomquist with a single

Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.

by Orlando Rays on Jun 23, 2008 5:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Uggh fuck you WFB

Should have gotten out like normal

by seattlesundevil on Jun 23, 2008 5:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Felix lets the Mets have a pity out

What a nice guy.

Felix Hernandez is just... too... sweeeeeeeeeeeeet!

by Katal LM on Jun 23, 2008 5:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Damnit Ichiro!

C’mon…turn it on.

by Smegmalicious on Jun 23, 2008 5:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

On the ground Ichiro

hit the ball on the ground.

by Happybelly on Jun 23, 2008 5:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Trade Ichiro

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Jun 23, 2008 5:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Girl texts me after GTE leak/explosion:

“because of a baseball play? well you and felix will be very happy together. bye.”

My reply?:

“Stfu. Felix is christ.”

All that needed to be said there. Needless, I am not putting up with her shenanigans anymore.

by Souther on Jun 23, 2008 5:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ichiro doesn't like being overshadowed.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 23, 2008 5:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Now he's safe at second!

Felix Hernandez is just... too... sweeeeeeeeeeeeet!

by Katal LM on Jun 23, 2008 5:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Lopez wooooo

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 5:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The good thing about that run

Is that now the national commentators can’t say that Felix was the only contributor to our win, and that someone that good needs to play on the east coast.

Felix Hernandez is just... too... sweeeeeeeeeeeeet!

by Katal LM on Jun 23, 2008 5:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

5-0 Mariners!

Remember, you’re playing the Mets.

Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.

by Orlando Rays on Jun 23, 2008 5:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You are retarded.

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Jun 23, 2008 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.

"It didn’t really bother me at all," Johnson said. "If it would have, he’d probably be in a stretcher and I’d be out of the game."

~Randy Johnson on Doug Mientkiewicz taking too long to step into the batters box

by Goose on Jun 23, 2008 5:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I KNOW

Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)

by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WHAT?!?

j/k

I like midgets more than I should.

by Thingray on Jun 23, 2008 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kill Ibanez

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Jun 23, 2008 5:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

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