6/23: Open HOLY HOLY HOLY SHIT Thread, Part 2
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 23, 2008 4:32 PM PDT
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There are no words to describe that
You can run, but you can't hide! Unless it's in this general area over here. Blindspot.
greatest mariners homerun ever?
i think so
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
Great game or the greatest game?
We’ll see I guess.
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://mvn.com/milb-mariners/
HOLY FUCK I GO AWAY TO ANSWER ONE QUESTION AND I COME BACK
AND IT SAYS THAT FELIX HIT A HOME RUN… AND A DAMN GRAND SLAM TOO WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
It's not much of a call.
Dave was absolutely stunned. Couldn’t believe what he was seeing.
Lost speech.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 23, 2008 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Life is good
at least today
I'd rather know a little about a lot than a lot about a little
You fucking jinxer.
Were you raised by WOLVES?
by Smegmalicious on Jun 23, 2008 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions
MY LIFE IS NOW COMPLETE!
"It didn’t really bother me at all," Johnson said. "If it would have, he’d probably be in a stretcher and I’d be out of the game."
~Randy Johnson on Doug Mientkiewicz taking too long to step into the batters box
This IS the Mets you guys are playing
Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.
The Mets are much better than the Mariners.
And Johan is still one of the five best pitchers alive. It’s pretty damn awesome.
Somebody needs to gif that shit.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
Also, I'm always down for some online Grand Theft Auto IV or Rock Band. Gamertag: Phildopip
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Jun 23, 2008 4:35 PM PDT reply actions
Yeah fuck vidro
Felix for DH
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
Top 50 Mariner Moments, 2008: #1
motherfucking THAT
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 23, 2008 4:35 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
No shit
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I swear, that moment just cured my hangover.
I like midgets more than I should.
INSANELY LATE.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 23, 2008 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions
AND ALSO THE WRONG NUMBER.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 23, 2008 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions
That was 1000 times more awesome than anything Micah Owings has ever done.
"It didn’t really bother me at all," Johnson said. "If it would have, he’d probably be in a stretcher and I’d be out of the game."
~Randy Johnson on Doug Mientkiewicz taking too long to step into the batters box
This is just my 2nd post ever here
But I screamed in my cubicle at work and now my co-workers think I am insane.
I don’t care.
Soothsayer
I know what the #1 moment of this season is going to be!
Felix Hernandez is just... too... sweeeeeeeeeeeeet!
Whenever I watch a game at work
and talk with Graham over MSN, I make insanely good predictions.
AAAAH FUCK ME
I MISSED THAT HALF INNING TO UNLOAD GROCERIES
FUCK YOU GROCERIES
FUCK YOU FUCKING POPSICLES I SHOULD HAVEL ET YOU MELT
by Nick S on Jun 23, 2008 4:36 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Has anyone ever hit a homer and thrown...that before?
Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.
by Orlando Rays on Jun 23, 2008 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Is the no-hitter still intact?
I can’t remember anything past Felix’s AB.
You will be personally held responsible if he fails
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by Orlando Rays on Jun 23, 2008 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Show me where that rule applies
in the second inning and i’ll take full responsibility.
I might have pooped a little.
I like midgets more than I should.
USSM is the Bedard of the blogosphere.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 23, 2008 4:37 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
"It didn’t really bother me at all," Johnson said. "If it would have, he’d probably be in a stretcher and I’d be out of the game."
~Randy Johnson on Doug Mientkiewicz taking too long to step into the batters box
This is why the DH sucks balls.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Wrong.
It’s fun to see this, but the pitchers who are worth a damn as hitters are very rare. Basically, most of the time, watching a pitcher hit is like watching the 2008 version of Turbo hit, except even worse.
by eponymous_coward on Jun 23, 2008 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait - so this is you?
(sorry Nola!)
by seattlesundevil on Jun 23, 2008 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh wow I didn't expect that.
But I literally did one too.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 23, 2008 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions
That was the most excited I've been this year times 1,000,000,000.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 23, 2008 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Can you imagine what Felix player win value will be??
IF he pitches well?
Opposite field... with 2 outs... SERIOUSLY
What are the odds?
And that was his first time facing the mets.
And he hit it out on the first motherfucking pitch he saw.
WOW
It's all because I have my Felix jersey on.
I knows it.
Some people cut themselves. I root for the Mariners.
I believe it.
Has an M’s pitcher hit a homer since 97?
Not until today.
Some people cut themselves. I root for the Mariners.
by ColbyInBoston on Jun 23, 2008 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Paul Abbott hit one in spring training.
That’s it.
Felix Hernandez 4, the Mets nothing.
That’s why you are a Hall of Famer Dave, fucking brilliant.
"It didn’t really bother me at all," Johnson said. "If it would have, he’d probably be in a stretcher and I’d be out of the game."
~Randy Johnson on Doug Mientkiewicz taking too long to step into the batters box
I cannot believe I have to leave and stop watching this game.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
OMG I'M SO SORRY!
"It didn’t really bother me at all," Johnson said. "If it would have, he’d probably be in a stretcher and I’d be out of the game."
~Randy Johnson on Doug Mientkiewicz taking too long to step into the batters box
That goes without saying
Anyone who’s still not in mid-orgasm isn’t a true Mariners fan.
Felix Hernandez is just... too... sweeeeeeeeeeeeet!
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Rec'd
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions
24 pitches
Pretty nice work
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You'd have a good time
it’s really fun watching Robert while at work just bust into a random shouting match with the tv
I thought you did nothing there.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 23, 2008 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions
What, it's not baritone with a British accent?
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by Orlando Rays on Jun 23, 2008 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I always imagined it was anyway.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 23, 2008 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Felixmania!
Last start: Strikes out the entire side on 9 pitches.
This start: Hits the most awesome grand slam ever.
Indeed.
We all have peaks, he’s just fortunate enough to recognize his. Scrffy’s probably passed unnoticed in a bathroom stall somewhere. Alone.
by Smegmalicious on Jun 23, 2008 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions
You mean this morning?
Coach Owens = No Fun Zone
by Scruffy Lefty on Jun 23, 2008 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions
LIAR
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions
And is even better!
Felix Hernandez is just... too... sweeeeeeeeeeeeet!
by Katal LM on Jun 23, 2008 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
It's really not that hard to do something better than 9/11
by seattlebruin on Jun 23, 2008 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions
He didn't say better,
he said “harder to fathom”.
I like midgets more than I should.
Holy shit fucking rec'd hahahahahaha
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Felix hitting a grand slam has eliminated my desire to seduce women
I am forever completely fulfilled
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
Your lack of ability eliminated your ability to seduce women
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions
You shouldn't reveal things about yourself that make this comment a bit hypocritical.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 23, 2008 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions
The embarrassing stories are funnier fodder for LL than the good ones.
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Is that all you view yourself as?
LL Fodder?
I mean it’s a great life but I want more out of it
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
So, sorry about my lateness,
but WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Just got LL pulled up.
Too many puppies....
we need to get you laid tonight
Just add to the excitement
Coach Owens = No Fun Zone
by Scruffy Lefty on Jun 23, 2008 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Please don't tell us about it.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 23, 2008 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions
With my heart racing I know exactly the opposite of what George Carlin feels right now
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jun 23, 2008 4:42 PM PDT reply actions 10 recs
That is so depraved and indecent
I’m sure he’s smiling on you right now. ;)
Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.
by Orlando Rays on Jun 23, 2008 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions
It's to honor him
I fucking hate you Mariners
Too soon for anyone but Carlin.
Well done.
I like midgets more than I should.
Just saw it on Gameday video
Bedard looked like he went crazy when it happened
"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://mvn.com/milb-mariners/
by JY on Jun 23, 2008 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions
He was just jealous
Another reason he is a terrible person contributing to a terrible clubhouse chemistry
by seattlesundevil on Jun 23, 2008 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Speaking of which
Yeah. There’s no way my first born isn’t named Felix at this point. Even if its a girl.
Felix Hernandez is just... too... sweeeeeeeeeeeeet!
Last time a pitcher hit a grandslam?
Off a pitcher who has won multiple Cy Young awards???
Felix Hernandez is just... too... sweeeeeeeeeeeeet!
Just think of the crap he's gonna catch in the clubhouse for giving up a GS to a pitcher.
I like midgets more than I should.
That almost makes up for everything we've been through this season
Seriously. All of the shit we’ve had to go through…
FELIX HERNANDEZ JUST HIT A MOTHERFUCKING GRAND SLAM OFF OF JOHAN SANTANA LIKELY ONE OF HIS BOYHOOD IDOLS AND ONE OF THE BEST PITCHERS IN THE GAME!!!!!!!!!
Holy shit. I’m still in ABSOLUTE SHOCK!
That instantly made this whole season worth it.
When people ask me “Did you watch that awful 2008?” I’ll say “Yep, and I saw Felix hit a Grand Slam off of Johan Santana.”
"It didn’t really bother me at all," Johnson said. "If it would have, he’d probably be in a stretcher and I’d be out of the game."
~Randy Johnson on Doug Mientkiewicz taking too long to step into the batters box
Raul is making him work
Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.
Santana's HR/opposing pitcher faced
Probably low
by Graham MacAree on Jun 23, 2008 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions
not saying it wasn't impressive
just arghj;kfdlsfj dsf d FuCK
by JohnPeterson on Jun 23, 2008 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Good
A homerun there would only spoil what Felix had done.
Felix Hernandez is just... too... sweeeeeeeeeeeeet!
Have you seen our bullpen lately?
Let’s just hope Felix goes 9 for the win.
by eponymous_coward on Jun 23, 2008 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I love David Wright
without your temporary fielding ineptness, that would have never happened
Three fly balls at least at the warning track so far
Of course one out.
Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.
He hit it so far it was out of Citi Field
Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.
by Orlando Rays on Jun 23, 2008 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 4:46 PM PDT reply actions 39 recs
I've never giffed Mariner succes
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Bedard Smiling?
Coach Owens = No Fun Zone
by Scruffy Lefty on Jun 23, 2008 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions
And Felix's face is on the jumbo screen..perfect!
I fucking hate you Mariners
This is just the beta.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Correct
I’ll take care of it from here.
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 23, 2008 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Like hell you will.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions
What version of cam studio are you using?
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I mean APE
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions
No wonder yours have more color.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions
RIGHT CLICK-SAVE IMAGE AS!
"It didn’t really bother me at all," Johnson said. "If it would have, he’d probably be in a stretcher and I’d be out of the game."
~Randy Johnson on Doug Mientkiewicz taking too long to step into the batters box
Holy crap holy crap holy crap holy crap
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions
We should just start with the Felix Hernandez facts
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Felix Fact:
On June 23, 2008, Felix was batting against one of the best pitchers on earth and hit a MOTHER FUCKING GRAND SLAM AND CAUSED EVERYONE TO FUCKING EXPLODE WITH JOY.
BTW
Just in case anyone was wondering Rick Wise in 1971 picthed a no hitter and hit two home runs in the same game.
I bet if Felix pitched in the NL (and had more AB’s), he would surpass that at least once ;)
Go M's
How about a grand slam?
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by Orlando Rays on Jun 23, 2008 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Riggleman said he’ll mix and match in the ninth, which means Mark Lowe, Sean Green and Arthur Rhodes could all work.This game…they better not fuck it up…
I like life
I like life
Life likes me
Life and I fairly fully agree
Life is fine
Life is good
‘Specially mine, which is just as it should be
I like pouring the wine and why not?
Life’s a pleasure that I deny not
I like life
Here and now
Life and I made a mutual vow
‘Till I die
Life and I
We’ll both try to be better somehow
And if life were a woman
She would be my wife
Felix Hernandez is just... too... sweeeeeeeeeeeeet!
This is almost as good as the last time I remembering my team playing at Shea.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
I gave you the Endy Chavez gif.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions
It took me about 10 second to figure out what happened but when I did I yelled fuck so loud that the windows rattled.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Can we call him
F Her?
Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.
Eight in a row, Felix. KING. GOD.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 23, 2008 4:49 PM PDT reply actions
I just realized
There’s a replay of this game later tonight if you want to re-watch or DVR it.
Felix Hernandez is just... too... sweeeeeeeeeeeeet!
Please let this be true, PLEASE!
I like midgets more than I should.
YOU DID NOT HIT A HOMERUN JOHAN
YOU ARE WORSE THAN FELIX!
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by seattlebruin on Jun 23, 2008 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions
It's not you.
A lovely outing so far. I can’t stop watching. I’m glad the Rays and Fish are off.
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by Orlando Rays on Jun 23, 2008 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Felix is omnipotent. God calls him God.
Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.
Just turned the game on
cool, we’re up 4-0. Wonder how we scored… what the fukclkasvczkxj;zxlkj;lkjasd??A??SADF??
Felix is God
I had to go walk my neighbor's dog
I figured I could hustle home from work, get that out of the way, and then get to Felix-Johan.
Never. Again.
See ya Santana!!!!
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 23, 2008 4:50 PM PDT reply actions
OVERLOAD OVERLOAD OVERLOAD!
"It didn’t really bother me at all," Johnson said. "If it would have, he’d probably be in a stretcher and I’d be out of the game."
~Randy Johnson on Doug Mientkiewicz taking too long to step into the batters box
GRAHAM MAKE A gayRA SO I CAN PUT MY FEELINGS INTO NUMBERS
by Robert on Jun 23, 2008 4:51 PM PDT reply actions 6 recs
I'm kinda hoping Felix throws one of those games now
Not gonna say “perfect,” but one where he allows no baserunners over 9 innings
Dude I was there for that and this was fucking better
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions
This is way fucking better!!!
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions
FELIX>PLAYOFFS
EVEN THOUGH THAT WAS REALLY FUCKING AWESOME AND IT IS THE LOUDEST PLACE I’VE EVER BEEN.
FELIX FELIX FELIX FELIX FELIX
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions
IF WE HAD TRADED FOR JOHAN INSTEAD OF BEDARD THIS NEVER WOULd HAVE HAPPENED
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
So THIS is what Postive Game Thread Emotion is like.
More, please.
by eponymous_coward on Jun 23, 2008 4:52 PM PDT reply actions
Feels soooooooooooooooooo good.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 23, 2008 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I had forgotten what it was like.
"It didn’t really bother me at all," Johnson said. "If it would have, he’d probably be in a stretcher and I’d be out of the game."
~Randy Johnson on Doug Mientkiewicz taking too long to step into the batters box
Richie Sexson
This a preview for me, because I know the Mets will sign him when the M’s release him.
Remember that commercial from the 90s where the Mariners have a team of Ken Griffey Juniors?
We should do that with Felix, because it would be glorious.
This would be extremely awesome.
We could have a rotation of Felix Felix Ichiro Felix Felix
Ok, so can the AL dump the DH now?
You can run, but you can't hide! Unless it's in this general area over here. Blindspot.
But Mr. Hanky will get upset!
lol
Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.
by Orlando Rays on Jun 23, 2008 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions
yes yes yes
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I love that baseball can still surprise the living hell out of you!!!
THIS IS THE GREATEST GAME EVER!
SOMEONE GIVE FELIX A CONTRACT FOR A HUNDRED YEARS AND INFINITY BILLION DOLLARS
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Cede him the entire state of Washington
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by Orlando Rays on Jun 23, 2008 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions
ALL YOUR JOHANS ARE BELONG TO FELIX
Felix Hernandez is just... too... sweeeeeeeeeeeeet!
by Katal LM on Jun 23, 2008 4:55 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I hope no one ever buys anything at your store.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 23, 2008 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Awesome
Hernandez hit his first major league home run, a motherfucking grand slam, on June 23, 2008 off Johan Santana.
OH SHIT I HAVE TO GO PICK UP MY WIFE
BUT CAN NOT TURN MY EYES AWAY LEST FELIX DECIDES THAT HE DOESN’T HAVE BIG ENOUGH LEAD!!!!
Ever hear of radio?
Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.
by Orlando Rays on Jun 23, 2008 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Ever hear of radio?
Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.
by Orlando Rays on Jun 23, 2008 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I really can't imagine the Mets scoring any runs
but we do have Endy Chavez in the lineup, so I guess anything is possible
My submitted headline to Fark.
“Mariners pitcher Felix Hernandez hits a Grand Slam off of Johan Santana for his first career homer. All Hail the King.”
"It didn’t really bother me at all," Johnson said. "If it would have, he’d probably be in a stretcher and I’d be out of the game."
~Randy Johnson on Doug Mientkiewicz taking too long to step into the batters box
They cut off with "Felix Hernandez leads"
Which pretty much sums it up.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 23, 2008 5:01 PM PDT reply actions
Fuck
I lose my connection, and he gives up the no-no
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38 pitches
There’s a sign
Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.
LET HIM SWING!
"It didn’t really bother me at all," Johnson said. "If it would have, he’d probably be in a stretcher and I’d be out of the game."
~Randy Johnson on Doug Mientkiewicz taking too long to step into the batters box
Bloomquist with a single
Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.
Felix has more extra base-hits than Willie this year, right?
I fucking hate you Mariners
Uggh fuck you WFB
Should have gotten out like normal
by seattlesundevil on Jun 23, 2008 5:03 PM PDT reply actions
Felix lets the Mets have a pity out
What a nice guy.
Felix Hernandez is just... too... sweeeeeeeeeeeeet!
bunts don't count against OBP
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I always thought sacs of any sort counted against OBP, not AVG.
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Just sac flies.
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by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions
On the ground Ichiro
hit the ball on the ground.
Girl texts me after GTE leak/explosion:
“because of a baseball play? well you and felix will be very happy together. bye.”
My reply?:
“Stfu. Felix is christ.”
All that needed to be said there. Needless, I am not putting up with her shenanigans anymore.
Two overreactions are always better than one.
I like midgets more than I should.
Looks fine to me.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Ichiro doesn't like being overshadowed.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 23, 2008 5:05 PM PDT reply actions
The good thing about that run
Is that now the national commentators can’t say that Felix was the only contributor to our win, and that someone that good needs to play on the east coast.
Felix Hernandez is just... too... sweeeeeeeeeeeeet!
5-0 Mariners!
Remember, you’re playing the Mets.
Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.
You are retarded.
I fucking hate you Mariners
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
"It didn’t really bother me at all," Johnson said. "If it would have, he’d probably be in a stretcher and I’d be out of the game."
~Randy Johnson on Doug Mientkiewicz taking too long to step into the batters box
AND HERE IS THE LINK
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by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 23, 2008 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions
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