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6/23: Open HOLY HOLY HOLY SHIT Thread, Part 2

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...AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA WHAT?!?!?

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There are no words to describe that

You can run, but you can't hide! Unless it's in this general area over here. Blindspot.

by PhilKenSebben on Jun 23, 2008 4:33 PM PDT   0 recs

USS Mariner went down

with the homer…

by vj on Jun 23, 2008 4:33 PM PDT   0 recs

greatest mariners homerun ever?

i think so

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

by wadswerth on Jun 23, 2008 4:34 PM PDT   0 recs

Great game or the greatest game?

We’ll see I guess.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." - Samuel Beckett http://mvn.com/milb-mariners/

by JY on Jun 23, 2008 4:34 PM PDT   0 recs

HOLY FUCK I GO AWAY TO ANSWER ONE QUESTION AND I COME BACK

AND IT SAYS THAT FELIX HIT A HOME RUN… AND A DAMN GRAND SLAM TOO WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by seattlebruin on Jun 23, 2008 4:34 PM PDT   0 recs

greatest funk blast ever

must hear Dave’s call.

by MFAN on Jun 23, 2008 4:34 PM PDT   0 recs

It's not much of a call.

Dave was absolutely stunned. Couldn’t believe what he was seeing.

by BrianL on Jun 23, 2008 4:35 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Lost speech.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 23, 2008 4:37 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Life is good

at least today

I'd rather know a little about a lot than a lot about a little

by Sportszilla on Jun 23, 2008 4:34 PM PDT   0 recs

MY LIFE IS NOW COMPLETE!

"It didn’t really bother me at all," Johnson said. "If it would have, he’d probably be in a stretcher and I’d be out of the game."

~Randy Johnson on Doug Mientkiewicz taking too long to step into the batters box

by Goose on Jun 23, 2008 4:35 PM PDT   0 recs

Holy shit that was awesome

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 4:35 PM PDT   0 recs

Somebody needs to gif that shit.

I reject your reality and substitute my own!

Also, I'm always down for some online Grand Theft Auto IV or Rock Band. Gamertag: Phildopip

by Phildopip on Jun 23, 2008 4:35 PM PDT   0 recs

Yeah fuck vidro

Felix for DH

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

by wadswerth on Jun 23, 2008 4:35 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Felix Hernandez OPS career: .778

Season: 5.000

the other angels fan

by Eyebrows on Jun 23, 2008 4:35 PM PDT   0 recs

you’re not on MSN

I have myspace IM.

Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)

by JI on Jun 23, 2008 4:35 PM PDT   0 recs

I know.

Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)

by JI on Jun 23, 2008 4:36 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Amen

and amen.

The poster formerly known as Matt.

by bluemax on Jun 23, 2008 4:38 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

1C

for me, but maybe because I didn’t see it on TV like 1A and 1B.

by Matthew on Jun 23, 2008 4:40 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

No shit

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 4:40 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I'd only say this about Felix,

but he could do something better.

by Jed MC on Jun 23, 2008 4:45 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

2008 Top 100 Mariner moments #1.

As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.

by acblue on Jun 23, 2008 4:35 PM PDT   0 recs

INSANELY LATE.

As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.

by acblue on Jun 23, 2008 4:36 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

AND ALSO THE WRONG NUMBER.

As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.

by acblue on Jun 23, 2008 4:36 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

That was 1000 times more awesome than anything Micah Owings has ever done.

"It didn’t really bother me at all," Johnson said. "If it would have, he’d probably be in a stretcher and I’d be out of the game."

~Randy Johnson on Doug Mientkiewicz taking too long to step into the batters box

by Goose on Jun 23, 2008 4:35 PM PDT   0 recs

This is just my 2nd post ever here

But I screamed in my cubicle at work and now my co-workers think I am insane.

I don’t care.

by CDigg on Jun 23, 2008 4:35 PM PDT   0 recs

Soothsayer

I know what the #1 moment of this season is going to be!

Felix Hernandez is just... too... sweeeeeeeeeeeeet!

by Katal LM on Jun 23, 2008 4:36 PM PDT   0 recs

Whenever I watch a game at work

and talk with Graham over MSN, I make insanely good predictions.

by Matthew on Jun 23, 2008 4:37 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

AAAAH FUCK ME

I MISSED THAT HALF INNING TO UNLOAD GROCERIES

FUCK YOU GROCERIES

FUCK YOU FUCKING POPSICLES I SHOULD HAVEL ET YOU MELT

by Nick S on Jun 23, 2008 4:36 PM PDT   1 recs

Has anyone ever hit a homer and thrown...that before?

Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.

by Orlando Rays on Jun 23, 2008 4:37 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Is the no-hitter still intact?

I can’t remember anything past Felix’s AB.

by lyleleander on Jun 23, 2008 4:38 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

You will be personally held responsible if he fails

Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.

by Orlando Rays on Jun 23, 2008 4:39 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Show me where that rule applies

in the second inning and i’ll take full responsibility.

by lyleleander on Jun 23, 2008 4:39 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

USSM is the Bedard of the blogosphere.

As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.

by acblue on Jun 23, 2008 4:37 PM PDT   2 recs

Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.

Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.
Felix Hernandez hit a Grand Slam off Johan Santana.

"It didn’t really bother me at all," Johnson said. "If it would have, he’d probably be in a stretcher and I’d be out of the game."

~Randy Johnson on Doug Mientkiewicz taking too long to step into the batters box

by Goose on Jun 23, 2008 4:37 PM PDT   0 recs

This is why the DH sucks balls.

Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)

by JI on Jun 23, 2008 4:37 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Wrong.

It’s fun to see this, but the pitchers who are worth a damn as hitters are very rare. Basically, most of the time, watching a pitcher hit is like watching the 2008 version of Turbo hit, except even worse.

by eponymous_coward on Jun 23, 2008 4:41 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs