The Girls of Lookout Landing
Excuse me, girl.
My friend introduced me to LL. She doesn't post here anymore, because y'all were assholes to her. Why? You'd think you'd want women around. Don't you want a girl that loves baseball? Don't you want a gf who goes to the games with you and can discuss the ineptitude of the FO and the race for Strasburg?
Don't get me wrong. I'm not on this site to pick up. Yeah, I enjoy being a novelty; I'm not afraid to admit it. But I'm here for the baseball. No, I don't always understand the statistical analysis. My dad is a baseball statistician. He's been trying to teach me that stuff for years. It doesn't stick. But that doesn't mean I don't love baseball. I've been a Mariners fan since my parents first stuck an oversized onesie on my week-old self. I had a baseball in my crib. The 2008 team might have failed already, but no matter. That's what being an Ms fan is.
And that's why I stick around. No one in this town understands the absolute agony of loving a losing team--and they sure aren't clever enough to express it in the hysterical ways I've seen on LL. People here wear Cubs hats and have no idea that the old-school bear even represents the Cubs. They're the worst type of Yank and Sox fans. They just don't get it. So I come and hang out with y'all to remember what it means to be a real fan.
For the most part, I can take the shit y'all throw my way. Women in the kitchen and womens' intelligence jokes don't bother me. But don't tell me I'm here for attention or any kind of bullshit like that. In this town of drunkards and sleezebags, I could get much more gratifying attention in a much shorter time (clearly the CL posting proved that). I'm here for the baseball. Keep that in mind and you might get other women to stick around, too.
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It takes one undesirable to pee in someone's cornflakes.
I’d like to think that the regulars have been amicable, but I can think of two incidents where people have just been straight up pervy or assholish. LL is the greatest site on all the internets and the community is a big reason why, we’re capable of being better and need to do so.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 22, 2008 3:53 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Your right; it is the greatest site on the internets.
And thanks to all the regulars who did let the idiots know when they were out of line.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 22, 2008 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions
The right could belong to me.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 22, 2008 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm confident that JI understood that one.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 22, 2008 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll toss a rec out for this
I think that the regulars have built quite the community feeling around here, a big reason why we can stand the losing seasons and inept front offices – but there are also the people that jump in here, throw a few barbs, and then escape. Those are the people that I can see others having a problem with.
The female factor is a novelty, sure, but after a few GTE explosions (and the infamous whiskey diary) I think that the novelty disappears (at least in my eyes) and you are just another piece of the community.. I dunno, just my two cents.
by seattlesundevil on Jun 22, 2008 3:56 PM PDT reply actions
Thank you--I like being a regular.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 22, 2008 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions
There were other girls here before you?
Shit where was I?
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
Maybe they were the random facebook ladies friending you.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 22, 2008 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions
So many ladies do that I just lose track of who's who, ya know?
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Jun 22, 2008 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought that was the case.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 22, 2008 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Shouldn't there be an 'I get owned by' at the beginnning of your comment?
by Graham MacAree on Jun 22, 2008 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions
....yeah... :(
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Jun 22, 2008 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I know Im late to the party, but...

Aussie, Aussie, Aussie
by Brian Floyd on Jun 23, 2008 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions
Deanna
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 22, 2008 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Jeff shouldn't have sold here contract to Japan.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 22, 2008 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Shut up you >:(
That’s embarrassing because I still talk to Deanna.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Jun 22, 2008 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Not paying attention?
By the way, funny situation you and Robert have yourselves in Brett. But…..we will under no circumstances talk about that here…I hear it’s frowned upon
But she really likes him!!
...yeah I can’t say that with a straight face.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 12:54 AM PDT up reply actions
If only coach would come back so we can focus our energy on making fun of him,
it would quell these internal fueds.
We need a common enemy to distract us from this depression of a season…
Fuck Boston
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 22, 2008 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Uhhhh This is off topic, but I have this thread open soooo
On BBTN they just referred to Pineiro as a “former Red Sox great” status of sarcasm not yet determined
by seattlesundevil on Jun 22, 2008 4:24 PM PDT reply actions
I guess we can concentrate hate on BBTN?
That works.. back on topic!
by seattlesundevil on Jun 22, 2008 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions
That game never happened.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 22, 2008 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I concur.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 22, 2008 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions
At least JD Drew is still a dreamboat.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 22, 2008 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions
That guy says that about every former Red Sox player.
Most of the time its sarcasm.
by houseofprime on Jun 23, 2008 2:05 AM PDT up reply actions
Speaking of FanPosts
I have two SB Nation related questions.
1) How do you put more than one tag on a FanPost?
2) How do you resize images within SB Nation?
commas,

Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 22, 2008 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions
ff
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 22, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Looks a little like IE7
If only JI would tell.
Never liked any of the IEs.
Too Mac OS 9.
I’ve only liked Safari and FF. Not sure what I’m on right now though. I think an old one.
Coach Owens = A Chosen Cow.
See, be cool like y'all and you can probably get 11 more months.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 22, 2008 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Rather than the community being responsible
I like to think that the absence of women on LL is evidence that women don’t root for the Mariners and therefore are smarter than I
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 22, 2008 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
It worked. I rec'd him.
Not that I think that Jeff actually needs a rec for anything. He can probably give himself 20 at a time.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 22, 2008 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions
If that were true I'd never leave the house
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 22, 2008 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I sense that you are implying something deeper than a rec here.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 22, 2008 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Scoreboard bitches.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 22, 2008 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm not sure the scoreboard exsists.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 22, 2008 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions
He only has 41 recs
Jeez he’s not even a silver level poster
by Robert on Jun 22, 2008 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Knowledge of Handsome Pete is worthy of 100 bonus recs
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 22, 2008 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I still have a higher HP%

Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 22, 2008 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions
You have a higher Harry Potter %
Grounds for an immediate DFA.
the fuck?
I couldn’t name one character
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 22, 2008 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Somewhere a question mark got lost in my subject line.
You and your HP%....
You couldn't name one character in Harry Potter?
by Matthew on Jun 22, 2008 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I also missed that golden opportunity.
God I’m failing miserably today
It could be his job description.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 22, 2008 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Thank you, I'll be here all week.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 22, 2008 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll just take a cat thank you.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 22, 2008 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I've found fishblood helps.
...I mean, I’ve heard fishbloods helps.
I love cute things
The other day I spent 45 minutes watching a bunny eat my lawn.
I don’t love cats.
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 22, 2008 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
This is where I save myself by noting that I also love cute girls
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 22, 2008 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Homophobe.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 22, 2008 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Like hell would I ever bring that information to Lookout Landing
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 22, 2008 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions
The mariners are hopeless
LL should be a liveblog/chatroom
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 22, 2008 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
You have a window into my rage but you will never have a window into the rest of my personal life
I’m smarter than that
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 22, 2008 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, but I only tell LL yours because they're funny/pathetic.
I respect Jeff’s privacy enough not to make fun of him for them in a public setting.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 1:05 AM PDT up reply actions
You respect his privacy or his rage?
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 23, 2008 4:25 AM PDT up reply actions
There's also the matter of you not knowing anything about my private life
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 23, 2008 7:31 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm not Robert; I'm not a stalker
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions
And at that I just spit water on the keyboard.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 23, 2008 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Guess who's not getting any ROY votes.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 22, 2008 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Who's left in the running?
Please tell me I’m still in.
You, NOLA, butthol
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 22, 2008 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Apparently I may not be eligible.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 22, 2008 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh?
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 22, 2008 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Jeff said something about not knowing ifsa girl can win.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 22, 2008 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
But bird hating isn't allowed?
These rules are shaky at best
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 22, 2008 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Flagged for flagging
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 1:07 AM PDT up reply actions
Don't prey on his sensitivities if you want to win.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 22, 2008 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Suck up.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 22, 2008 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
There's a right way and a wrong way to compose yourself in a dictatorship
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 22, 2008 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
And a hands on one.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 22, 2008 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
You are wiser than I, sir.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 22, 2008 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
This is why BrianL is currently leading the polls
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 22, 2008 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Damn it.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 22, 2008 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
You just need a meme
BrianL’s shift really does well with the voters
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 22, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I can't steal JI's subject line?
I’m featured prominently.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 22, 2008 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Office politics works well at Lookout Landing too.
Suck up to the person in charge.
I'm not taking advice from you.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 22, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Kicking it up a notch.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 22, 2008 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Why the hell is butthol in the running?
Are we giving the ESPN writers votes?
He's techincally on the ballot.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 22, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Isn't there a minimum number of solid posts required to be eligable?
He can’t be anywhere close to the qualifying number.
Quality not quantity
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 22, 2008 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
The sportswriters tend to vote by rec total.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 22, 2008 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I must be way ahead of him in that.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 22, 2008 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Damn I'm pissed that I missed this subthread and consequent defense of myself.
Coach Owens = A Chosen Cow.
Can we vote based on how many times we've been banned?
At 2 I think I hold the title around here.
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 22, 2008 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions
There is no age minimum.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 22, 2008 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions
So all I have to do is make all the other candidates disappear to win by default?
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 22, 2008 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Can't win with zero votes.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 22, 2008 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions
It was either him or Brian L who refuse to vote for them selves
I can’t remember.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 22, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Do you think taking a sleeping pill with mountain dew defeats the purpose?
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 22, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Lay off the hard stuff.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 22, 2008 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
You can't make me disappear.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 22, 2008 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm sorry, butthol is considered competition?
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 22, 2008 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Bear down and post hard
you will crush him.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 22, 2008 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Think I already have.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 22, 2008 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
How about me
I know I am not as frequent, but I do qualify as a rookie?
Jl/Robert '08: Promise for a CoachCage tomorrow!
I'm voting for Liebtarkoffel
I think he’s making a comeback
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 22, 2008 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions
... you're not even gonna vote for yourself?
by seattlebruin on Jun 22, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions
It's a habit I have
I lost a 5th grade poetry contest because I voted for the other person
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 22, 2008 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions
No Jeff-Cats on my post!
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 22, 2008 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I did that once but it didn't die.
I only hit its back legs and it pulled itself across the street with just its front legs and hid in the bushes. That was a weird thing to see.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 1:04 AM PDT up reply actions
I remain skeptical.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 22, 2008 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I've suspected this for some time.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 22, 2008 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions
How many for being thoughful?
How many for a hilarious gif?
and how many for being a dumbass?
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 22, 2008 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Excluding those granted for typos, you have 3 recs
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 22, 2008 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
whatever
I get 5 recs a gif
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 22, 2008 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions
You're a poor, poor soul.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 22, 2008 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't you wonder your value
I also wish I could see who recs which post, so I know who to fake niceness towards.
You have all the time in the world.
Just visit everyone’s page and see what they rec.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 22, 2008 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions
There's a rec section?
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 22, 2008 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
linky?
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 22, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
HOLY FUCKBALLS
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 22, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Where...what?
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 22, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Flagged for caring too much about shit on the internet
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 1:09 AM PDT up reply actions
Rec'd for incredibly awesome and/or pathetic honesty.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 12:55 AM PDT up reply actions
I can't help it. They won't go away.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 22, 2008 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I would have made a Graham joke myself.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 22, 2008 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Pictures of Matthew that were actually Corco
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 22, 2008 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions
He delivered the hilarity.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 22, 2008 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions
When is the answer to this ever "Yes"?
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 22, 2008 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
The Yes was a typo?
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 22, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
rec'd because it's terrible
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 22, 2008 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Actually, me too.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 22, 2008 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow, you managed to get green with this silly little pun.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 22, 2008 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
This is how LFOJL gets all of his recs
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 22, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Is there a way to see how many recs one has?
(For real). I don’t recall getting any. Not that I’m surprised, I don’t really say anything clever enough to get a rec.
If only there was something more akin to a non-rec.
People don’t actually flag stupid often enough.
I was shocked by how much you guys liked it
I didn’t think it was anything special when I posted it. But thanks anyway.
I only saw 8 recs on that, and 1 on another earlier, so I have no idea where the others come from.
Coach Owens = A Chosen Cow.
Wait, butthol doesn't have more recs than me, does he?
I’m not rec obsessed, but that would annoy me.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 23, 2008 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions
I was just thinking the same thing.
Then I remembered I have 25 recs for one comment, so I’m good.
But it would annoy me to know he has more than, well, pretty much anyone.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 23, 2008 4:30 AM PDT up reply actions
Is 1 rec for 2600 comments a record low?
I’m going to go out an a rather small limb here and say yes, yes it is.
My percentage is smaller than yours.
I have 1/19 of the recs you do. and you have 1.4x (approximate) the amount of comments I do.
I have an emu that grants any wish you have just by you looking at it
Do you wish to see the emu?
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 22, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
This question freaks me out a little.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 22, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Not if you beg.
You’re the competition.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 22, 2008 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Now you're threatening me?
That’s not going to go over well.
They’re policing this, you know.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 22, 2008 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Soon to be thrice
it’s more fun than you can imagine
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 22, 2008 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions

Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 22, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Did you get it again?
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 22, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I imagine you giggling as you picture the banned victim's face when he sees the message.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 22, 2008 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm not much of a giggler but yeah pretty much
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 22, 2008 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
See, that's pretty much what I was picturing.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 22, 2008 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
"It was a pose to endear myself to visitors so that I could gain more subjects"
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 22, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
That's a way of describing that pose.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 22, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Too much beer?
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 22, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Beer belly, beer neck.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 22, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
It's the "too much" that troubles me
Too much…beer…?
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 22, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Ah I see. Too much beer equals headache at work tomorrow.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 22, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
God I know
It was hard finding a nazi whose neck was as big as yours
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 22, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, I hate pictures too.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 22, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
You need to get someone else to take one for you.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 22, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe I can steal a picture of me from somewhere.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 22, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe you can be animorphed.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 22, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
That's not the least bit funny.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 22, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Bagging on Jeff with pictures
seems to be a reliable way to get recs around here.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Jun 23, 2008 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Even Cat-Jeff?
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 23, 2008 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions
His neck ain't bad, either.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 23, 2008 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm a sucker for creepy glowing eyes.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 23, 2008 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Somehow this doesn't suprise me at all.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Only one stab?
Has BrianL become numb to the furries?
by seattlebruin on Jun 23, 2008 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions
He's getting more accurate.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I think you guys do.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 1:10 AM PDT up reply actions
From the wrong user
this could have been an unfortunate comment.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 22, 2008 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions
We gave them a tast of subject line speelcheck
it is only a matter of time.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 22, 2008 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
...yes...
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 22, 2008 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions
You're a fucking liar.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 1:14 AM PDT up reply actions
Fuking Wrecked!
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jun 23, 2008 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions
You are absolutely not one of the offenders.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 22, 2008 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I think he's implying that he's a girl
which in a lot of ways he is
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 22, 2008 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't know if you know it
But DJ (The Sox color commentator) actually calls him “Oh Do Tell” whenever he gets up to pitch. Makes me want to fork my eye…
Raben died for your sins.
by Robert Lintott on Jun 23, 2008 7:58 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh fire away.
I can take you. Especially on the gnomes.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 22, 2008 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions
The funniest thing about the Robert = gnome allegations is that he is one
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 22, 2008 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I can't believe no one has take the time to photoshop a pointed hat on him.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 22, 2008 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Being a gnome isn't so bad
Aaron Miles had 5 hits today.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 22, 2008 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions
6 inches taller than Miles.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 22, 2008 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions
3 inches shorter than this wild stallion
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 22, 2008 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm going to pretend that I did not read that and instead
comment that Aaron Miles is what Bloomquist would be if he were buff.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 22, 2008 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions
What if they deserve it?
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 1:14 AM PDT up reply actions
Girls on the interbutt?
more likely than i think!
You can run, but you can't hide! Unless it's in this general area over here. Blindspot.
this was a golden surprised face opprtunity
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 22, 2008 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Apparently I missed something, because like Towlie, I have no idea what's going on.
And besides, girls on the internets? Pfft, that’s just an old wives tale.
"It didn’t really bother me at all," Johnson said. "If it would have, he’d probably be in a stretcher and I’d be out of the game."
~Randy Johnson on Doug Mientkiewicz taking too long to step into the batters box
Hey guys, wanna get high?
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
Remember how the game threads have declined in quality?
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 22, 2008 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions
The quality is still there but it's watered down due to all the new, not so clever posters.
by Susheel Ramasahayam on Jun 22, 2008 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions
The regulars hazing him is very entertaining.
by Susheel Ramasahayam on Jun 22, 2008 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I still say we need to find a way to have some sort of "Good regulars+mods" hidden subthread
where we all nominate people that need to be be banned.
Seriously, this place needs some house cleaning.
"It didn’t really bother me at all," Johnson said. "If it would have, he’d probably be in a stretcher and I’d be out of the game."
~Randy Johnson on Doug Mientkiewicz taking too long to step into the batters box
This would have never happened under the old administration.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 22, 2008 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I have missed the game threads for the most part these days
because of work, and I missed half of today’s. I find it more difficult to keep up with the sub threads these days. I like the idea of good regular + mod thread.
Jl/Robert '08: Promise for a CoachCage tomorrow!
People feel bad pushing 14 year olds around.
Not the case with people who are old enough to know better. Unless you’re coach and you get tiresome. And even though you have the age thing, you’re nothing like Coach. He’s a bit whiny, and he plays the age card too often.
He does wear out his welcome fast though
Its like, he isn’t all that amusing. Most of the time he is just plain stupid, and once in a blue moon he accidently says something actually witty.
Jl/Robert '08: Promise for a CoachCage tomorrow!
Nobody pulls off the plain stupid like Coach
There are a lot more posters that I want to go away before him.
I can't think of too many other people that should go away
maybe just post less, like Corco.
Jl/Robert '08: Promise for a CoachCage tomorrow!
Also, woah woah waoh woah.
I don’t get scared of anything (heights, failure, death, bugs are excluded)
Bugs in my mind, anything that looks gross, is small
and possibly has thin gross legs. Includes arachnids, insects, worms, shrimp, etc.
What?
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 22, 2008 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
you might not,,,,
I’m engaged…
Mine just sleeps while i watch baseball or read or drink when we go to the games
And then there's those of us who do care about baseball.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 23, 2008 4:38 AM PDT up reply actions
Yea my g/f couldn't care less.. it's somewhat annoying
But I like to think she is comin’ around – she doesn’t leave the room when I turn on a game now!
by seattlesundevil on Jun 23, 2008 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Rec'd for saying "couldn't care less"
instead of “could care less”
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
Also, I'm always down for some online Grand Theft Auto IV or Rock Band. Gamertag: Phildopip
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Jun 23, 2008 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions
What about the Ronald McDonald gremlin?
Don’t say we don’t have standards!
by seattlebruin on Jun 23, 2008 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Did you even notice your own typo?
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 23, 2008 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I never got that..
If I COULD care less it implies that I have level of caring that is less than what I currently have. So if i COULDN’T care less, that is the bottom of the barrel in level of care
by seattlesundevil on Jun 23, 2008 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Exactly.
People misuse that phrase all the time. Your phrase is correct. Everybody else’s isn’t.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
Also, I'm always down for some online Grand Theft Auto IV or Rock Band. Gamertag: Phildopip
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Jun 23, 2008 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions
You can do what I did.
Listen/watch to as many games as possible when she’s around. Make your kid(s) play/watch/listen to baseball as much as possible. Talk to your family/friends on the phone about baseball. Eventually you’ll wear her down enough and she’ll start tolerating baseball instead of disliking it. Then, she’ll start liking it and talk to you about it.
I was proud when my wife went from “Richie Sexson is tall” and “Ichiro is cute” to “Sexson sucks. All he does is strike out.” and “Ichiro is cute and is really good and fun to watch.”
Exactly.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 23, 2008 4:37 AM PDT up reply actions
this was your original point, wasn't it?
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
One day you'll wake up and...

Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 22, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
He logged in yesterday
it’s only a matter of time
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 22, 2008 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Can we sidebar that image then?
Maybe under something vague so Coach won’t find it?
Jl/Robert '08: Promise for a CoachCage tomorrow!
This all-knowingness worries me.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 23, 2008 4:39 AM PDT up reply actions
Stop freaking us out, JI!
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 23, 2008 4:38 AM PDT up reply actions
The real one travels up and down the page as you scroll.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions
In before i am banned.
i have a feeling it will be sooner than later. I feel like bavasi must have felt for the last month.
You can run, but you can't hide! Unless it's in this general area over here. Blindspot.
by PhilKenSebben on Jun 22, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
E-Mail and IM work pretty well for this.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 1:19 AM PDT up reply actions
Jeff Clement will start at catcher tomorrow. It seems that RHBs have a tougher time against Santana than LHBs.
by Susheel Ramasahayam on Jun 22, 2008 6:50 PM PDT reply actions
Whaua!?
They…they believe in reverse platoon splits!?
Riggleman seems to believe in it firmly.
by Susheel Ramasahayam on Jun 22, 2008 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Small victories!
Still no excuse for today’s lineup abortion, though.
Reverse platoon splits can be true for pitchers
depending on their arsenal.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 22, 2008 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I wonder if Lopez's day off couldn't have been held off atleast until Beltre got healthy.
by Susheel Ramasahayam on Jun 22, 2008 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Appearently not.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 22, 2008 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions
SSS
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by JI on Jun 22, 2008 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions
A quick glance shows that Santana has been slightly worse against lefties in his career
but much much more ineffective against them over them since 2005.
It’s times like this I wish I was smart enough to expand on this in an interesting way.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 22, 2008 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Just say the words pitch f/x and toss out random MS paint creations that look like graphs
That’s what Jeff does
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 22, 2008 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm just a bit curious as to why he's had so much trouble with XBH v. LHB
He’s not Jamie Moyer, and clearly he could get them out jus tfine before 2005.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 22, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Why, thanks.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 22, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
He didn't rec it.
To hell with him.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 22, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Comending means jack in the rec standings.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 22, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I take back my thanks.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 23, 2008 4:40 AM PDT up reply actions
I, too am a girl
I read LL every day, game threads included. But I don’t post (until this moment) because I don’t have the chance to go online at work (I’m a nanny). I’m one of the “mystery” girls on the Facebook Lookout Landing group. Oh, and I made the cupcakes and sandwiches at the LL/USSM feed last weekend.
So yes, there is more than one.
if your life had a face, i'd punch it in the balls.
by royalcurve on Jun 22, 2008 9:47 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
Congratulations on your first post then.
Those cupcakes were good; I ate 5. Would’ve eaten more but I didn’t want to seem like a pig…
rec'd for recing past typos
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by JI on Jun 22, 2008 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
You had plenty of chances.
Don’t blame your inability to get away from people on others.
I can't help being so affable and talented at smalltalk
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 22, 2008 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
No, that would have been two Fridays ago.
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 22, 2008 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions
You know who's going to be in SD this weekend?
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 22, 2008 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions
What was the lesson you learned in China again?
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 22, 2008 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions
>:(
Fuck you ESPN. That could have been the best week of my life by such a wide margin.
Why aren’t there more jobs in sports located in Seattle?
They have one
except it’s called the Green Tortoise and it’s run by and ridden by mostly stupid hippies. It’s definitely Fung Wah cheap though/ But hippies.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
That thing was terrible
I was literally in danger of death on a simple 8 hour bus ride from Boston to NYC.
Coach Owens = A Chosen Cow.
My buddy works at ESPN and absolutely hates it
He works until like 2 a.m. and rakes in 19k a year while living at home because he cannot afford to live anywhere else
by seattlesundevil on Jun 23, 2008 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions
High tech skills FTW.
I worked for them before as an intern. It was the greatest job I’ve ever had. I want badly to go back.
Are you persuaded by the Mariners or just by Jeff's presence?
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 23, 2008 4:42 AM PDT up reply actions
Dolphins?
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 23, 2008 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions
Graphing step functions?
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 23, 2008 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions
Thank you
For the recs, and for the compliments on my food. There were kettle corn balls too, but there was an accident.
if your life had a face, i'd punch it in the balls.
LFOJL has cooking accidents too....his involve melted plastic.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jun 23, 2008 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions
No
But the plastic did melt into a cool design
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 24, 2008 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Those cupcakes were delicious.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 1:27 AM PDT up reply actions
I like this fanpost.
It’s bringing the previously hidden population of females out of the woodworks.
This FanPost is long overdue.
People should stop confusing being offensive with being funny.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
Yeah, pretty much.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions
There was supposed to be a picture of "you're banned from LL" after else
but it works anyway
Go Nova
This is what I meant.
Should have phrased it better.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 23, 2008 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions
The only offense I can think of that I have made
were several references to Eric Bedard having a vagina. It was a crude joke meant to convey I think he needs to “man up” so to speak. If you found it offensive then I apologize. I do sometimes fall into the trap of typing like I am talking sometimes, and I work in a place where it is nothing but dozens of men all in a confined area. We tend to get downright disgusting sometimes and I forget about my filter. I don’t have a thin skin though, so if I ever say anything out of line then I would like people to tell me so that I can be sure to correct the problem. It is never my intention to be purposefully mean or hurtful.
I don't think it was you
I think she was basically upset because people were accusing her of wanting all the attention since she is the only girl poster here. Am I right on this one?
Jl/Robert '08: Promise for a CoachCage tomorrow!
More or less, yes.
The vagina and pussy jokes get old, but I can take them. The throw and hit like a girl is irritating, but again, I don’t really expect it to stop.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 23, 2008 5:13 AM PDT up reply actions
To be honest it's better than throwing and hitting like Robert
by Graham MacAree on Jun 23, 2008 5:29 AM PDT up reply actions
I've already told Robert I can hit better than he can.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 23, 2008 7:27 AM PDT up reply actions
From everything I hear
apparently I can hit better than Robert, and I haven’t swung a bat since my freshman year in high school.
I cannot hit better than Robert.
I was playing with my 13 year old brother yesterday, and he definitely outhit me… He does have 40 pounds on me, so I’m going to chalk it up to that.
Use your tee.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 23, 2008 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions
Uh
“I work in a place where it is nothing but dozens of men all in a confined area. We tend to get downright disgusting sometimes”
Yikes.
Upon further review that sentence was pretty damning. I, of course, meant that we curse like sailors and make a lot of non pc jokes. For the record, I work on a oil rig in Prudhoe Bay, Alaska.
I can relate
Get a lot of men together doing hard, dirty work and you will hear some of the filthiest things known to the human race.
Jeff would be banning left and right. He wouldn’t know which way to point his ban hammer.
Much how my old job was
My boss joked that we couldn’t ever hire women because we’d all be fired within a week
by seattlesundevil on Jun 23, 2008 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Another girl
I chose a username that wasn’t gender specific because I didn’t want to stand out. It’s more fun hanging out in the background.
by krb on Jun 23, 2008 1:29 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
You are smothering her with Rec's...she needs her space.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jun 23, 2008 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions
The bottom line is this:
“You’d think you’d want women around. “
No. I want good posters, I couldn’t give a shit what gender they are.
"It didn’t really bother me at all," Johnson said. "If it would have, he’d probably be in a stretcher and I’d be out of the game."
~Randy Johnson on Doug Mientkiewicz taking too long to step into the batters box
by Goose on Jun 23, 2008 3:35 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I have realized a few things since last night.
1. I should not take out my emotional crazed anger against the Atlanta Braves and their ridiculous chop against y’all. I do apologize.
2. The majority of y’all are extremely cool and went out of your way to apologize even if you didn’t offend. Thanks.
3. I like being an outed girl, because I can post things like “watch Sex and the City for tips” and not get called gay.
4. In that same vein, why is it that Cubs players are all attractive and the Mariners, in addition to being crap, also are ugly?
5. This last statement allows me to keep my girl card after watching three baseball games yesterday.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 23, 2008 6:46 AM PDT reply actions
I beg to differ.
Felix, Ichiro, and Beltre are attractive because of their awesomeness.
And Jose Lop[ez doens’t need to be attractive because he’s fucking the man.
Go Nova
I liked the shot Graham used yesterday better.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 23, 2008 7:26 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm inordinately amused that you created this yourself.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 23, 2008 8:03 AM PDT up reply actions
Even with #3
I think LFOJL will forever be the vanguard of the women’s movement in this community.
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 23, 2008 7:37 AM PDT up reply actions
He does watch infinitely more chick flicks than I.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 23, 2008 7:38 AM PDT up reply actions
This part is, by far, the most damning.
Dear God a movie by the title of “Because I Said So” is starting in five minutesby Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 5, 2008 3:12 PM PDT on Amateur Draft Open Thread, Part 3
How did I not hear of this before? It has Diane Keaton and Mandy Moore in it so it must be good
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 23, 2008 7:53 AM PDT up reply actions
No one likes a negative campaigner, Brian.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 23, 2008 8:03 AM PDT up reply actions
My hopes have been dashed.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 23, 2008 8:15 AM PDT up reply actions
We've had this discussion before
He doesn’t need to rig votes, because y’all aren’t allowed to vote anyway.
by Graham MacAree on Jun 23, 2008 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions
I am using it for any pro-LFoJL movement.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions
#1 can be attributed to GTE, so it's all good.
"It didn’t really bother me at all," Johnson said. "If it would have, he’d probably be in a stretcher and I’d be out of the game."
~Randy Johnson on Doug Mientkiewicz taking too long to step into the batters box
Be glad there aren't more ladies around...
It would wreak havoc on the plumbing.
"JOAN! Are you watching Bombast? Did you see Lack Bust drop that fly call?"
by Jennifer on Jun 23, 2008 7:28 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
"JOAN! Are you watching Bombast? Did you see Lack Bust drop that fly call?"
by Jennifer on Jun 23, 2008 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I understood.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions
Well played!
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jun 23, 2008 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions
Uh, WTF
Dude, I started posting to Lookout Landing over three years ago (and was around for L43), probably before most of the current “regulars”, including NOLAwhatever, who I’d never even heard of until someone told me to look at this post. Yeah, people were kind of jerks and assholes from time to time, but nothing worse than you’d expect anywhere on the internet. I don’t know if it’s gotten worse recently, but when I do scan through posts here it doesn’t seem any different than before… there’s just a lot more than there used to be!
I didn’t leave LL because of people—I mostly left because I can’t search for relevant stuff on here anymore since SBNation’s big “upgrade”, and because, well, I moved to Japan last year, and baseball here is just a bazillion times more interesting to me than the MLB (which was always the case, I suppose, but it was a little different when I was going to 50 Mariners/Rainiers/etc games a year). I think, though, even if I was still interested in following the Mariners beyond the 30 seconds a day I see of them on TV here when Ichiro or Johjima does something, it would be pretty hard to keep up with things; I just don’t have the time to read LL like I used to, and since the busier posting times are all during the wee hours of the night here…
Honestly, I don’t know why there weren’t women on LL back in the day (when there used to be a ton on AN and we all thought it was a strange phenomenon). I actually thought it had more to do with the team itself than with the blogosphere.
Past few games have brought out some serious assholish behavior.
This fanpost, sadly, was warranted.
It's not just the past few games. There's been a rash of really assholish behavior all over
but hey, at least we have NSFW ponies, right?
by seattlebruin on Jun 23, 2008 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions
It's been going on for a while
I’ve just tried to ignore the people that do it, but the douchiness quotient around here has been rising again lately, and it’s irritating.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Ah, sorry.
I wonder, will it quiet down when the M’s situation settles down? Or when someone runs rampant with a banstick and a dustpan?
Option B I think
I’m not sure the douchebags care if the team wins or loses, they’ve seen an opening and grabbed it and now they won’t stop until they’re banned.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
I think one has been banned.
And not in the “two minute ban” as seen above in this post.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 23, 2008 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions
That's a good platform to run on right now, IMO
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jun 23, 2008 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions
"Two Minute Ban"
Jeff, what’s this, some kind of penalty box shit?
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Jun 23, 2008 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I was thinking it had something to do with the miserable state of the team too
Because before we started losing like it was going out of style the gamethreads were actually good this year.
yeah, but
was it assholeness towards women in particular, or just assholeness towards everyone? I mean, the Mariners suck and they’re going through a major makeover, of course people are going to be grumpier than usual.
I thought this blog was always an Equal Opportunity Annoyer, pretty much.
It got a bit out of control.
And clearly you were not the one mentioned when I said a girl left because of asshole behavior.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 23, 2008 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions
yeah, but --
in some ways, you kind of paint a big dartboard on yourself with your username and sig and all. like “look! i’m a girl! make a big deal about it!”
but, I will admit I honestly haven’t been reading the comments/gameposts, and am not going to go read them. It sounds like a shame, honestly, it used to be a lot more fun to wallow in Mariners misery with so many other people. I’m sorry if it’s really changed (and suggest BANSTICKS BANSTICKS BANSTICKS WHEEEEEEEEEEE)
by Deanna on Jun 23, 2008 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I am reccomending this comment.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions
me too
hey, is that dude who always logged in just to make racist comments about Aumont and French people still around and still afraid of me?
I really should ban him one of these days
by Graham MacAree on Jun 23, 2008 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions
This girl-bashing would have never happened under the previous administartion
I blame Graham for making Jeff weak.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
I can't control other peoples' stupid
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 23, 2008 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions
This is one of the worst things ever
thus, insta-rec’d
by seattlebruin on Jun 23, 2008 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions
L like it when I get credit for other people's work.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
This is the weirdest JI typo of all time
by seattlebruin on Jun 23, 2008 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions
You misspelled I.. I! Way to go
by seattlesundevil on Jun 23, 2008 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
It's embarrasing when you put it that way.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
It wasn't before?
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 23, 2008 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions
As per usual. I see.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 23, 2008 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions
This picture is still making me laugh in the middle of the office.
Thanks a lot, you asshole.
it shouldn't matter whether she identifies as female or not
just because there’s a target doesn’t mean people have to shoot at it.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
I know, but
the thing is, if you paint a target on the side of your house that says “throw tomatoes here”, and then you get angry because people throw tomatoes at it… that’s a lot different than if people were randomly coming by and throwing tomatoes at your house for no apparent reason.
something I liked here is that I usually felt like if people were assholes to me, it was because I was being a dumbass, not because I was a girl. unlike certain other, uh, detectable blogs I could mention.
the thing is, if you paint a target on the side of your house that says "throw tomatoes here"
I would say this is not the same a simply being a girl.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
Same as putting girl in my user name, apparently.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 23, 2008 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions
*Throws tomato*
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jun 23, 2008 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Then she wil rec my comment.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jun 23, 2008 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuck you JI
I’m so paranoid about spelling I have become worse.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jun 23, 2008 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Rec'd for not completely begging for it.
But I hope it’s a Creole tomato. They’re far superior, and also juicier, so they make bigger splats.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 23, 2008 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I just realized that my Hedberg precentage is now more than .01
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
I'd like to think my Hedberg percentage is at leasat above the league average.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Do you have other material that I can watch?
That clip posted here just didn’t do it for me. Maybe his other stuff will.
I'm usually good about it..It must be that bowl of random pills I'm randomly eating from.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jun 23, 2008 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I get the reference
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Thank you. I feel no need to hide.
Clearly the guys use their names and identify themselves as males—why should it be any different for me?
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 23, 2008 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions
My new name should be kenttwoballsroyals5
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jun 23, 2008 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
If you're not around and haven't read the threads, can you really judge what I've said or why my sig is the way it is?
I acknowledged right in the post that I do like being a novelty. I think that women have different opinions than men and I feel no need to hide that I’m a girl. That doesn’t make me a target.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 23, 2008 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions
Rec'd
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Jun 23, 2008 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions
you're right, i don't know why your sig is the way it is
but I’m pretty sure if I was still around, it would freak me out.
It’d be like if Willie Bloomquist posted here and had a sig that said “Yeah, I’m a utility guy, you wanna make something of it? I have BADASS bench-warming skillz, yo.”
by Deanna on Jun 23, 2008 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
I think it was a result of the drunk thread.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
I'm still not sure it's the same
What you seem to be saying/thinking is that NOLA is daring or encouraging people to treat her like shit because she’s female posting on a 99.9% male site. I don’t think that’s the case.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Oh, no, that's not the case.
I am saying, though, that she seems to be calling extra attention to it, and then getting angry that the extra attention is also bringing extra assholes.
But I also don’t feel like going back and reading gamethreads. Like I said, I recommend bansticks if the problem is really that bad.
I mean, last I checked these blogs were generally kind of devoid of Willie Bloomquist fans too—so if someone came on like “WillieBloomquistFan” they’d probably get similar treatment. Well, or they’d be trolling. I don’t really know.
(For the record, I am also not saying Willie Bloomquist is a girl)
I used to be the sole member of the Pat Borders Fan Club
so, I’m sure we’d get along fine!
I'm jumping into this late
but I don’t think this is fair. If I used a name, or sig, that clearly identified my ethnicity, or sexual preferences, would it be reasonable to blame me if people started making me a target?
Also many fans on AN use *girl as their usernames, without them being targeted.
ZIPS: Milledge: 466 HR, 485 2B, 2282 hits, 278-379-524
by rfloh on Jun 23, 2008 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
No it's not reasonable
But life isn’t reasonable. It’s the internet, you can’t see the person, it’s extremely easy to be an asshole to someone you can’t see and who can’t harm you back (other than worthless internet comments). I agree with Deanna that NOLA did make herself a target, for good and bad. She gets a lot of good attention, but there are people in all walks of life who, consciously or subconsciously, like to bring other people down.
I hope this fanpost curbs the assholishness because I think that NOLA is a good poster, and am not interested in seeing her run off. But, at the end of the day, I mean…it’s comments on the internet.
NOTE: I have not read the game threads or seen the assholishness in them. I also have no problems with NOLA, I don’t try to treat her any differently.
A lot of it seemed to be (unfairly) directed at NOLA.
I don’t mind the general assholishness, but it went overboard.
I think it's been confined to like three or five people though
and we all know who they are.
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 23, 2008 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions
Let's hope shame is as big of a motivator as we think it is.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
Towards everyone
mostly in really homophobic/sexist sort of ways. Could be construed as funny, could be construed as offensive, but mostly it was unneccessary.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
It seems like ever since the original Ronald McDonald gremlin things have gone downhill around here
by seattlebruin on Jun 23, 2008 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions
From a volume of assholishness standpoint
the writing and regulars are as good/funny as ever
by seattlebruin on Jun 23, 2008 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, the main difference seems to be
that the regulars don’t rely on lowest-common-denominator insults to make their points – they put some thought into it.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
oh yeah? well...
SHUT UP! YOU’RE A STUPID!
there, that oughta do it.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Well I think part of the problem is that the regulars do go lowest common denominator sometimes
but it’s not so bad because we chat about baseball on this forum every day – it’s when the non-regulars try to make regular jokes it comes off as assholish or offensive.
by seattlebruin on Jun 23, 2008 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I mean it as the difference between a friend calling you an idiot versus someone random on the street
even though it’s the same sentiment, it matters who it’s coming from.
by seattlebruin on Jun 23, 2008 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions
that's exactly what I was about to type.
but you beat me to it.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
I agree.
If you joke around most of the time and reference past jokes and actually establish an identity around here, it’s a different thing than someone coming along and being a complete jerk for no reason whatsoever, except to prove that they’re an asshole.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 23, 2008 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions
yeah, that's too common on the internet though.
We always kind of had problems with people who just showed up and immediately made ninety billion posts like “I’m the new guy and I have something to say!!!! Wheeee!”
I think in general, people either are the type to lurk a long time and then post - and usually become great members of the community - or are the type who would just sit down at a table of strangers in a bar and expect to just be able to be a part of their group immediately.
Perhaps some of the people who aren't "regulars"
are lurkers, and when they post and make inside jokes, it comes across wrong, because other posters don’t know who they are, but they feel like they’ve been part of LL because they’ve been “lurking” for so long.
Agreed.
Not only did I wait a while before posting, I made sure that my first post didn’t come across as being stupid/assholish/Coachish.
I have luked here for well over a year
and this is my first post. Unless I feel I have something important to add (which is unlikely), I probably will continue to simply lurk. You people amuse me a great deal.
JI has an effect on lurkers as well.. It's contagious
by seattlesundevil on Jun 23, 2008 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions
That would be ok.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I can only think of maybe 10 comments that I put signifigant thought into before hand.
All my posts are just me momentarily opening up my consciousness and writing it down.
This had to be said?
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 23, 2008 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions
I can only think of maybe 10 comments that I put signifigant thought into before hand.
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 23, 2008 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions
Good man
but now your hangover will never ease. But it was really sweet watching Fabregas win the game yesterday.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Foregone conclusion. Still depressing though.
I’m resigning myself to the fact that Arsenal are the A’s of the Premiership – develop superior talent, watch them get stellar, then sell them on and bring in the next crop.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
I actually felt my hackles raise there
Well done
by Graham MacAree on Jun 23, 2008 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions
I can't wait for September
if only to see what LL will be like when the Mariners are approaching 100 losses. It will be so much fun.
the other angels fan
I think at that point we'll be actively rooting for the other team.
Except the Angels. Fuck the Angels.
It will be a cold day in hell before I root for the Red Sox
by seattlebruin on Jun 23, 2008 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions
No idea, just the idea of rooting for the Red Sox is as abhorrent to me as rooting for the Angels
by seattlebruin on Jun 23, 2008 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions
I can't face actively cheering for any other AL West team.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 23, 2008 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions
I can sort of bring myself to cheer for Oakland.
Only because I’d rather see Oakland in the playoffs.
I hope the World Series gets cancelled anytime the Mariners or Braves aren't playing =(
by seattlebruin on Jun 23, 2008 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions
The Rays are just a hot fling right now
just like the Braves would have been if I hadn’t started on them when I was eight. It’ll be at least five years before I can be truly happy with them winning a WS
by seattlebruin on Jun 23, 2008 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions
I'd like to see a World Series in my lifetime, please
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
not if it's cancelled every time the M's or Braves aren't playing. Duh.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
I actively cheer for whichever AL west team that has the worse record
when they are playing another AL west team. For example, if there was a Rangers/As game right now, I’d be rooting for the Rangers.
the other angels fan
What about rooting for the Red Sox only when they play the Yankees?
I think that was the only redeeming thing about the 2004 ALCS.
the other angels fan
That was before Boston became a more annoying bandwagon town than LA =(
not a shot at you, SoCal in general, the only Southern California fanbase which I have any respect for is gasp the Chargers
by seattlebruin on Jun 23, 2008 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions
You don't have to preface any angel fan bashing
with “not a shot at you.” I hate them too.
the other angels fan
Agreed
Now when the Yankees play the Red Sox, the only situation I could call a win is if both teams somehow lost and half the players on the field were injured/suspended, AND ESPN provided no coverage of it.
We'll be neck and neck with the Nationals for Strasburg at that time
Should be very exciting.
Hi Deanna!
SBN has a HAWT new search function! Try it!
"JOAN! Are you watching Bombast? Did you see Lack Bust drop that fly call?"
dang, really?
Awesome, I’m totally going to go Kibo on you all.
Yes.
It sparkles! You can search across the ENTIRE SBN family, by user, and by time frame. Sadly, it still doesn’t make my posts any better. :(
"JOAN! Are you watching Bombast? Did you see Lack Bust drop that fly call?"
well, it's been even longer since I read AN, but
I would blame that problem on Nick Swisher’s exile.
Well, maybe not, but I have even less clue who the hell the A’s are than the M’s. When they came here in March, I was like, “These are NOT the droids I was looking for.”
I frequent your sites, it's okay. I'm stalking you.
Nick Swisher is so last year. Carlos Gonzalez butters our biscuit now.
"JOAN! Are you watching Bombast? Did you see Lack Bust drop that fly call?"
Search has been fixed.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions
Did I get any retroactive recs in the archives?
Probably not, I wasn’t very funny up until recently.
by seattlebruin on Jun 23, 2008 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions
The Archive project is slow going
You guys were boring in 2005 and wouldnt shut the hell up about Jorge Campillo
I wasn't here til like May of last year, so I'd guess my Jorge Campillo % is very low
by seattlebruin on Jun 23, 2008 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions
I was in desperate need of that for my first 500 or so posts too
BrianL has greatly helped this community with [shift]. Unfortunately, LFoJL has NSFW ponies, so Brian’s got some serious LL ROY catching up to do.
by seattlebruin on Jun 23, 2008 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions
HUNTER BROWN FOR THIRD!!!!!
(he was my pet Rainier player that I wouldn’t shut up about in 2005)
I wonder where he is now, anyway.
Seems like he's out of baseball.
http://www.thebaseballcube.com/players/B/Hunter-Brown.shtml
the other angels fan
yeah, I know he retired
and I still feel like the Mariners organization kind of screwed him over,
but that’s beside the point. Last I heard he went back to Texas. He was a smart guy, I’m sure he’s doing well at whatever he’s doing now, I just wonder what.
109 OPS+ in 2001
He also got on base more often that year than anyone from our ‘08 squad.
Champion of the sun
I miss having a competent lineup. And defenders. And pitching. And coaching. And management.
by seattlebruin on Jun 23, 2008 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm comforted by the familiarity of the ineptitude
it reminds me of when I was a kid and the Mariners were horrid.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
I just saw Hiram Bocachica playing baseball tonight
down in Yokohama. I still remember him making some badass catches in Safeco and faking people into thinking he was Ichiro.
Hiram Bocachica would be the fifth best player on this team.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
You want to trade him back for Jolbert Cabrera?
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 23, 2008 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions
Sure
I talked to Scott Atchison last week too before a Hanshin game. They might as well just make Japan the permanent resting ground for former 2004 Mariners.
Justin Leone would destroy that league
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 23, 2008 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions
I still remember an espn.com article from the spring of '04
They interviewed Nageotte and Blackley, asking them how it felt to be the future of the Mariners’ rotation.
Oh false hope.
Champion of the sun
Can't that be our new slogan?
Mariners Baseball – FALSE HOPE FALSE HOPE
by seattlebruin on Jun 23, 2008 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions
Season 2 sucked
but Season 3 was awesome.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
I did like the finale
But overall season 2 was better than season 3, and season 4 was by far the worst of them all. It’s feels like the writing has been steadily declining for a while now, there’s no rhyme or reason to why the characters are motivated to do what they do anymore, it’s like they’ve abandoned the character development in favor of the “What a twist!” moments.
I loved Bobby Madritsch.
My love for him surpassed Derek and Dave’s love for Doyle.
Madritsch was the bomb
The moment he went down was the moment I realized that we’re never going to win anything ever.
Champion of the sun
Oh my god me too.
I wrote so many “Bobby Bowflex” entries back in the day. I really, really, really loved that guy. I went to pretty much all of his starts in late 2004, and I was at his start in 2005 where he blew out his shoulder (I still remember it, it was Bret Boone’s birthday). Sigh. Bobby was awesome. He had FIRE.
That last start haunts me to this very day...
Just think of what could have been, Bobby and Felix having back-to-back starts…
oh, now you're depressing me too.
and yeah, remember Bob Melvin leaving him in there for 130-140 pitches… on like… EVERY start? Ugh.
It's funny because we all pine for Melvin now.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
Except Graham, who pines for Jeff Clement
by seattlebruin on Jun 23, 2008 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions
Its funny because Jeff Clement rides the pine
by Robert on Jun 23, 2008 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Hey, you used it right.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 23, 2008 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions
That's no laughing matter
clowns are terrifying.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
There was some chick dressed up as a clown for Indidans opening day
last week on the concourse, it was demented, I had to turn on power walk the other way.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
Monkeys > Gnomes > Clowns.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 23, 2008 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions
Truth.
Except I’d put dolphins somewhere in there….Fucking evil bastards.
Dolphins are cute.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 23, 2008 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions
Kind of like women =(
Sorry NOLA, present company excepted
by seattlebruin on Jun 23, 2008 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions
We do try to disguise our evilness with ravishing good looks.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 23, 2008 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions
Now you know the secret.
So you should be able to sense disguised evil.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 23, 2008 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions
They're good with a couple panda skewers on the side
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
I feel like Ted Nugent right now.
This is not a good thing.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Another thing that never needed to be spoken/written out loud.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 23, 2008 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions
He's got no meat on him anyways
Not even worth the effort
The funniest thing to me is that many people say they would yell this.
But I’m confident you actually would.
To be foreign?
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 23, 2008 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions
To be foreign.
JI does not need text speak.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 23, 2008 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions
God the typos are everywhere today.
I need some caffeine.
I thought speek was intentional.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 23, 2008 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions
Your going to have a hard time text speaking.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
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by Graham MacAree on Jun 23, 2008 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
0000001
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
Also, I'm always down for some online Grand Theft Auto IV or Rock Band. Gamertag: Phildopip
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Jun 23, 2008 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions
C'mon, sucker, lick my battery.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
Also, I'm always down for some online Grand Theft Auto IV or Rock Band. Gamertag: Phildopip
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Jun 23, 2008 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions
Just because you post way up here
Doesn’t mean it isn’t weird still
by seattlesundevil on Jun 23, 2008 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I dislike how similar our SNs look
because when we reply to comments, we both look like we’re replying to ourselves and thus butthol-level needy
by seattlebruin on Jun 23, 2008 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought this myself.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 23, 2008 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, honestly.. I see yours and try to remember
when I typed that..
by seattlesundevil on Jun 23, 2008 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions
This comment is actually fine in the context of the discussion.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 23, 2008 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey Deanna
So I don’t know you and you don’t know me….......but….....I was hoping to ask you a couple questions about Japan…..if you don’t mind. So if you have time could you email me? brayden04athotmail.com
Thanks.
Where's that?
The only Find I know of is the cntrl + F variety.
FF3 is crashing on me all the time.
It’s starting to bug me.
So you haven't managed to accept butthol's friend request yet?
by seattlebruin on Jun 23, 2008 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions
He didn't try me.
Hmmm, wonder why that might be?
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 23, 2008 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm more inclined to think his fourteen year old self is terrified of me.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 23, 2008 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Your twice his age.
You’re not in the middle of his dating pool venn diagram.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
Alright, let's not add on a year. I'd already be dead then, right?
But no, he doesn’t fit into my allowed span of years.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 23, 2008 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought you meant me being dead...
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 23, 2008 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions
No, it's true - women are evil.
Just not in the way you think they are.
by seattlebruin on Jun 23, 2008 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes, we already went over this.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 23, 2008 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions
And by becoming older, they're no longer the seeds of Satan?
butthol – chasing 30 year old women since he turned 12.
by seattlebruin on Jun 23, 2008 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Alright, I have read this sentence like 5 times
Still not quite sure what’s going on
by seattlesundevil on Jun 23, 2008 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions
By becoming older, they become roots, ergo: big gay bushes.
Coach Owens = A Chosen Cow.
by qrsouther on Jun 23, 2008 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
No no no no no
People need to stop recc’ing terrible.
Flag terrible.
I think you can if you flag first.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 23, 2008 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions
And be sure to give him a clever reason in order to brighten his day.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 23, 2008 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Though I only wanted to rec it
so it would become a shining green pillory of all that is terrible and wrong, a warning to others not to repeat such awfulness.
the other angels fan
Proof read.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 23, 2008 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions
You got pissed off when I told you I was applying it
So I figured that it wasn’t helping.
Coach Owens = A Chosen Cow.
It wasn't helping because you either weren't doing it
Or don’t recognize the difference between a good post and a bad one no matter how long you look at it.
I'm enjoying these all-caps flags I'm leaving for the mods
by seattlebruin on Jun 23, 2008 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Glad you took care of that one on your own.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 23, 2008 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Just a hint - stop saying stupid things and we'll all stop flagging you
seriously, thirty second rule. Read your comment in the context of the discussion, and if it’s worth posting, post it.
by seattlebruin on Jun 23, 2008 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions
And yeah, change your screen name
nobody called “butthol” will probably ever be given the respect they may think they deserve. If you want to be taken seriously, act about 10 years older than you are. Please.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
Dude.
Change your screenname, don’t mention who you are in your new sig, proof read your posts and observe the 30 second rule, and you’ll be fine. As it is, you’re digging a hole out of which you are never going to climb.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 23, 2008 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions
He is capable of contributing.
But it’s never gonna’ happen unless he starts listening to people who want to help him.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 23, 2008 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Way to not end with a preposition.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 23, 2008 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Remember, give clever reasons to put a little sunshine into their day.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 23, 2008 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions
So my "flag'd for juvenile idiocy"
comment could use a bit of sprucing up, huh?
True, I'll just keep that as my meme to the mods then
by seattlebruin on Jun 23, 2008 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Eh, I don't flag that many comments
only stupid ones by butthol, really
by seattlebruin on Jun 23, 2008 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions
That was my rule for him..and it was:
Type something and wait 30 seconds…..then 90% of the time, hit cancel.
I’m leaning towards raising that percentage.
I fucking hate you Mariners
But then it would be the same color as the time that NOLA
talked to the girl on CL. Opposites shouldn’t be the same color. It should turn like bright pink for five flags or something
by seattlebruin on Jun 23, 2008 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Dunno, tell point us to a comment that's red for you and we'll tell you if it's red for us?
by seattlebruin on Jun 23, 2008 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions
butthol's gay bush comment is red for me.
But I had to refresh the thread for it to change color.
Even with a refresh?
Damn, well still. We can see it as red. So flag away people.
Vote J/G/M
Don’t rec stupid.
tell us if its red and we will tell you if we see it.
Jl/Robert '08: Promise for a CoachCage tomorrow!
SLIGHTLY TARDY
Kind of like AK’s sister
by seattlebruin on Jun 23, 2008 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions
She was just deprived of oxygen at birth.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 23, 2008 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I wish they turned red
But I’ve never seen a red post here so I’m assuming it doesn’t work that way for us.
I was hoping that it would turn into lava lamp colors.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 23, 2008 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions
What?
This is one of the worst comments ever
by seattlebruin on Jun 23, 2008 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions
That was actually the worst mistake of a comment ever.
I sincerely apologize. Didn’t know what I said til after I posted it.
Coach Owens = A Chosen Cow.
You could try reading your comments before posting them
by seattlebruin on Jun 23, 2008 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't know if Coach could even pull off a comment this bad.
Jl/Robert '08: Promise for a CoachCage tomorrow!

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