6/22: Open Game Thread
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 22, 2008 9:45 AM PDT
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Remember when that three-way trade rumor was swirling where we'd give up Richie Sexson and Rafael Soriano and land Tim Hudson and Adam LaRoche? Remember that? Remember how fun that was?
Fuck you, Tim Hudson.
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Dear God....
Ichiro RF
Willie Bloomquist 2B
Raul Ibanez LF
Jose Vidro 1B
Jeremy Reed CF
Yuniesky Betancourt SS
Jeff Clement C
Miguel Cairo 3B
Carlos Silva P
Beltre still out...
that sucks, I’d rather we just play Sexson, he’s about the same as Vidro in suckiness, but at least he MIGHT hit 2 hrs in a week, and fool some team into giving us something in return.
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
bwhahahahaha
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 22, 2008 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions
John Kruk just said that the M's have tons of problems
but their main problems are Sexson, Vidro, and Beltre, and he singled out Beltre!
I’m not sure what his appeal is since he’s ugly, dumb, and wasn’t a good player anyways. Is it like a John Daly appeal thing?
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
ESPN is stupid?
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 22, 2008 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions
I actually find them to be ok
Neyer, Stark, Caple, some of the other guys. But I’m just comparing them to their NBA guys, who are HORRIBLE.
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
Then you are taught that Alex Rodriguez is a bad player.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
He's a loose cannon.
Is it like a John Daly appeal thing?
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
What were you doing putting yourself in a situation
where you had to listen to John Kruk?
Champion of the sun
Political talk shows, religious cartoons, probably golf or tennis...
There are dozens of quality choices on a Sunday morning!
Champion of the sun
Man, I didn't think this 'z' girl was that hot...
but I was wrong
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
It worked so well in Oakland
Then again, this can’t hurt his trade value at all. Do it.
Champion of the sun
I was hoping for Kenji to 1B
:( Looks like that’s not happening after all.
Bloomquist has been 'quite good', Kreuger?
Quick, tell me how many extra base hits he has this season.
Extra base hits aren't gritty.
Furthermore, they’re selfish.
A .589 OPS is "quite good"
Wow our standards are low.
Bloomquist and Cairo count as young guys?
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
Our offense has bottomed out huh Kreuger?
You obviously haven’t seen today’s lineup.
The Seattle Times pleased me this morning
Every Sunday they publish readers’ letters about sports. Today’s edition featured letter after letter of fans going off on how Armstrong/Lincoln need to go away. It’s nice to know that more and more Seattle fans are starting to get it.
Champion of the sun
Once the casual fans start screaming for Armstrong and Lincoln's heads
the collapse of this franchise shall be complete.
Churchill, Re: the bedard sweepstakes
St. Louis CardinalsThis is where it gets interesting. If I’m the M’s I don’t even talk with the Cardinals unless they agree that Colby Rasmus is in any trade offer.
After that, left-hander Jaime Garcia and catcher Bryan Anderson make for a solid package as well.
But with Rasmus included, the M’s may not be able to pry away another of the top three in the Cards’ system as STL is not deep in potential impact prospects.
The Mariners should be looking to replace two of the young players they lost in the Bedard trade to begin with – Adam Jones and Chris Tillman – and Rasmus and Garcia might be the pinnacle of what they can get in return for the 29-year-old.
Booooo! The arer stupid if they agree to that. Hiss! Hiss!
(Although I guess I could live with it since the M’s would benefit).
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
Honestly
If we get a player that’s comparable to either Jones or Tillman, I’ll be satisfied.
Champion of the sun
If we can do that, and maybe grab a young #3-4 starter
I’d be thrilled.
A young 3-4 starter would be our new #2
I’m fully expecting the trade to be something like “Bedard to the Cubs for Felix Pie and Gallagher”
Champion of the sun
Eh.
I’d rather not deal him this July unless we get blown away with a Bavasi offer.
Otherwise, it’s better to hold onto him until at least the winter and see who the new GM is and let him make the decision. Having assets on the team is going to help with luring better GM candidates.
Oh I agree.
If we trade him, I’d rather it not be until next season’s trade deadline.
Well, I still think just before the trade deadline is the best time to deal someone.
but if Sabbathia gives him competition, and if Bedard is still “sucking” and slightly injured, we should hold him and trade him when his value is at his highest, something the M’s are good at (except they trade or sign guys when their value is at its highest, not the other way around).
I may be wrong
but the trade deadline isn’t what it was 10 years ago. You’re not going to get three grade A prospects for him. You might as well let him try to pitch himself back to form and proceed in the offseason.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
True, but the demand for a #1 should be higher
In the offseason, you can’t assume that a #1 starte will get you in the playoffs (ex: the Mariners) but if you’re leading or close to leading the division at the all star break, and you can get a #1, might as well do it, more urgency/reason for it.
Baker:
Adrian Beltre is still bothered by his sore left index finger, even though it’s improving. Jose Lopez is just getting a day off. So is Richie Sexson (hold your jokes). I think I’m going to revive my “reverse lock” theory of a couple of weeks ago and call another Mariners’ victory, because this lineup shouldn’t have a prayer against Hudson.
hahahaha
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
Just a bit.
Geoff’s not on this road trip. Larry’s filling in.
It's not fair that Baker's picture is plastered on to it.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
After seeing that "Southern breakfast"
I wonder what the cholesterol levels are?
And Krueger agrees!, ha!
I wonder why people keep making a big deal out of Washburn throwing
115 pitches? Who cares? He didn’t last 6 innings!
NOOOO I need SB's from Ellsbury....
Because he’s my favorite player…
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
Aw makes sense.
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
For the hilairty of seeing him sweep the Red Sox.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
No, but does that prevent him from being my favorite player?
He went to OSU, I go to OSU. Being on the BoSox is unfortunate but I root for him not the team.
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
Hm... didn't realize he was sucking so much this year.
I try to not pay attention to Boston. avg, and slg way down from last year’s small sample size. Isn’t his defense awesome though?
We already have Jeremy Reed playing for us
by Graham MacAree on Jun 22, 2008 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions
Shut the fuck up, Comcast.
Verizon’s FIOS is far superior to your “fiberoptic network.”
But their fiberoptic network helps you poop.
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
Dave Niehaus
The great thing about baseball is there’s always a tomorrow until there isn’t.
I nominate this lineup to be the worst ever to be put out their by a "preseason contender"
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
Braves look like blood clots today Dave?
At least it’s better than calling them something else that red on white reminds me of.
White people who have been stabbed?
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 22, 2008 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions
RAUL HOPE
p.s not a well kept secret
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 22, 2008 10:41 AM PDT reply actions
ARGH!!!
HOW CAN YOU RECOGNIZE STARTING EVERYONE OFF WITH FASTBALLS IS BAD IN OTHER PITCHERS BUT SLOBKNOB ON FELIX WHEN HE DOES IT AND GETS SIMILARLY BAD RESULTS!!!!!!!!!!!
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
by Matthew on Jun 22, 2008 10:41 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
For the same reason that
assembling a slow impatient single hitting offense was supposed to score runs, and a pitch to contact staff that issued few walks, and few homers was supposed to prevent them.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
And I realized that I probably stole this idea from David Cameron
but we were all thinking this before he published it.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
This reflects how much I hate the Braves.
Well said.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 22, 2008 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions
Don't forget Strasburg and blowing this thing up.
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
I was able to watch all three games of this shitty series yet I can't see Johan/Felix.
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
DVR it and watch it.
It’s seriously probably going to be that epic.
Type-setting
Not a chat-room.
Live updating posts, lots of instant reactions, etc…
I don't have cable at home...
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
This might be the worst defensive infield ever
And we have a groundball pitcher on the mound.
This is why I put $5 on the Mariners to lose by more than 1 run.
I think it would be hilarious if the M's had one of these.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
Did you have to give me the nightmares?
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 22, 2008 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions
They are when you post creepy pictures like that.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 22, 2008 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions
Why are the announcers not saying anything?
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 22, 2008 10:44 AM PDT reply actions
Seriously that was really creepy
Silence for 5 minutes
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 22, 2008 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions
Is it just me
or did the braves announcers on MLB.tv just stop talking?
I can hear the fans and the ball in the glove but no announcers…
Bring back José Cruz Jr!
Stab Loafie,
then Willie will be stuck at 2b? (or will we just use Vidro/Cairo there when a Lefty is starting?)
I put this in a fan post too, but I thought I'd share this here
I have two tickets to the July 7th game at oakland. My wife and I will not be able to go. These are great seats, MVP Sec. 119, Row 15, Seats 5 and 6.
http://www.seats3d.com/mlb/oakland_athletics//sec_119_2.html?price_plan_selected=&
I bought them thinking they would move Felix back to the number 2 starter after the ASB.
I will sell them both for 50 bucks (that’s half the price). If you are intrested you can email me at neil.beaver@gmail.com
Hey Buck Martinez
Ryan Ludwick is better than Manny Ramirez.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
I read that "Vidro in left field"
and felt a little part of me die.
Had to get his wonderful bat into the lineup somehow
[facepalm.jpeg]
Jose Vidro, former 2nd baseman
current fatass
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 22, 2008 10:49 AM PDT reply actions
THAT FUCKER USES HIS FIRST NAME
FUCK ICHIRO
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 22, 2008 10:49 AM PDT reply actions
Did anyone else catch Tim McCarver's lengthy adovaction of yoga in MLB
during the FOX game yesterday?
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
No, but I agree if Strasburg does Bikram Yoga or whatever.
I’ve actuallyy considered doing Yoga due to my bone fragility (fragileness?), but I wouldn’t want to be the only dude in a crow full of girls, that would be awkward… Almost like being the only girl in an “internet chat room” full of dudes.
Awkward.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 22, 2008 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions
Guys who do yoga are sexy.
And bendy.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 22, 2008 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions
Agreed.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 22, 2008 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions
They don't detract from talent, though.
They just make his hat look funny.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 22, 2008 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions
True.
I don’t discriminate, I think they will become endearing.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
First I've heard of that...
Though I hear Yoga instrutors are popular (this is just from that Josh Hartnett movie with Harrison Ford and from the tv show “dead like me”)
Sure it might be a good "opportunity"
but it’s like being the one guy in a ballerina class or something. In my mind anyways.
Slightly different.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 22, 2008 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions
Female dominated things are all the same to me.
Like male nurses and such. (except Softball… that’s manly)
You're single, right?
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 22, 2008 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions
Or not.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 22, 2008 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions
Perhaps expanding your definitions of female and male might help.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 22, 2008 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
If this site has taught me anything
it’s that boys watch chick flicks and cry after House.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
And like ponies.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 22, 2008 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions
I do the first thing...
don’t cry when watching House… Grey’s Anatomy and those ESPN tear-jerker stories maybe…
Dear God, you watch Grey's Anatomy?
You are seriously messed up, man.
Maybe he wants to know what Seattle looks like.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 22, 2008 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions
...
Okay, LFoJL and myself are no longer at the top of the LL Gay leaderboard.
Guys watchng SATC helps.
Tips.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 22, 2008 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions
A show where they talk about sex all the time.
From a woman’s perspective. Of course it helps.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 22, 2008 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions
I like the capitalization here.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 22, 2008 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions
I read Cosmo a few times.
All I learned is that women are just as dumb as men.
True.
But overall, also helpful for men.
Just don’t read the stupid “how to get a guy” stories.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 22, 2008 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions
That's what Maxim is for.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 22, 2008 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions
It's better than Cosmo.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 22, 2008 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions
Obviously.
I just didn’t think women knew this.
Smart women do.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 22, 2008 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions
I'd expect that from Lanterman.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 22, 2008 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions
No way
if you compare Cosmo to Mens Health, you can clearly see that women are dumber. Also I have Desperate Housewives s1 and s2, does that give me any “insight” on the female perspective?
I see why you are single.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 22, 2008 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions
Believe it or not.
Ive learned from watching that show.
The show is ok I guess, but the only reason I watched it is to get an insight on why the show has so many fans. And yeah, it actually can teach you a few things.
Well it sounds cliche.
-But little things really matter to girls.
-Communication is key.
-Surprising them with unexpected stuff keeps things fresh.
-Being considerate is a major plus.
-Take an interest in her interests.
-Be willing to fulfill her needs in bed, instead of just going through the motions.
-Give her space when she asks for it, instead of arguing or trying to talk things out immediately. She will come around.
Ive always gotten girls way outta my league, but the show has helped me improve a little. I never watched the show religiously, but watched it here and there.
My secret weapon…is being genuine. Everything I say and do is genuine. I always thought that was my strength when getting girls. Ive even dated an ex model. Did I mention im 21?...
Oh and chicks seem to dig musicians. I play the guitar and can sing, so that helps.
If I sound arrogant
I apologize.
But I think NOLA would agree with most of those points.
Musicians are my weakness.
The surprise element helps.
You forgot being willing to talk.
Show her you want her and find her attractive.
Don’t make dickish jokes about women not being smart.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 22, 2008 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions
Women aren't smart
But neither are men
by Graham MacAree on Jun 22, 2008 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions
Good point.
I more meant “obviously men are smarter than women” jokes.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 22, 2008 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions
Musicians, huh?
How well do you represent woman-kind?
Very well
Ever since I openly started singing and playing the guitar, every girl I have come in contact with had her eyes light up when I told them I can play/sing.
Although I have to back it up alot now, they seem to love a guy singing to them.
Drummers are also major with girls, from my experience. But I suck at drums.
Guitar player?
Oh screw you. I hate your kind. Oh look at me, I wrote 200 songs last night, let me sing one to you. This ones about the books on my bookshelf. Wheee look at me I play guitar and sing.
They have to actually be on a stage for their hotness quotient to go up.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 22, 2008 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions
Piano also gets me much more than a guitar.
Anyone can play the guitar. I can play the guitar.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 22, 2008 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions
If I could play the Ocarina I would get all the laydies
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 22, 2008 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions
Piano beats drums beats guitar beats violin beats Ocarina.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 22, 2008 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions
I think you would have to grant exemtion for people who can play the guitar like Pete Townshend.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
Not actually Pete Townshend.
But skills, maybe.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 22, 2008 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions
Desn't fit in the mathmatical formula.s
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 22, 2008 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions
Wait til next years pitch F/X conference.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
Amazing, eh?
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 22, 2008 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions
Cello trumps all.
As long as you don’t dress like a cat.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 22, 2008 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions
Who do you believe, Matthew or a girl?
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 22, 2008 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions
Matthew hasn't lied to us before
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 22, 2008 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions
Have I?
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 22, 2008 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions
Well, I like vocals, so...
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 22, 2008 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions
I think you were out long ago.
Rethink that no pleasing women thing.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 22, 2008 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions
At the bottom, next to all the other BRASS instruments
I don’t really want to start this again but I had to
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 22, 2008 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions
I was just kidding to put down BrianL
I loves Jazz
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 22, 2008 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions
But I'm not much of a blues person
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 22, 2008 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions
It grows on you.
Especially the good stuff.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 22, 2008 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions
No.
Just don’t find jazz musicians as attractive. Love jazz though. Especially here.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 22, 2008 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions
Either way
Being good with your hands is a plus.
I used to play the piano, but I suck now.
You may be able to play the guitar, but can you play Sweet Child O Mine on the back of your neck? I did it earlier today. The guitar is only as diificult as you are creative.
Haha 200 songs?
I take 2-3 years editing one.
But yeh, staged or whatever.
Obvious maybe.
But how many people act them out?
I was being very general anyways, its LL, not an advice site.
NOLA – The talking thing is part of what I meant via communication.
I think im borderline feminine as a guy. I man up when I need to, but yeh.
The unshareable hints are the sex details.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 22, 2008 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions
I do all those things except
“be willing to fulfill her needs in bed, instead of just going through the motions”.
Also, no girl is “out of my league”, so I’m not sure about this part.
Damn, I hope this is your attempt at sarcasm.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 22, 2008 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions
I've already said I no longer wonder why you are single.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 22, 2008 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions
Graham's helpful hints
1) Have an English accent
2) Be absurdly clever
by Graham MacAree on Jun 22, 2008 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions
English accent also makes women swoon.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 22, 2008 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions
I hope Australian as well
because that’s the only one I can do somewhat convincing
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 22, 2008 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions
This reminds me that
FWombat is my favorite screename ever.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
It really needs to be authentic.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 22, 2008 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions
To the point where I have to make sexist jokes to get them to fuck off >:(
by Graham MacAree on Jun 22, 2008 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions
This explains so much.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 22, 2008 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions
Being punched is much better than being asked to say 'aluminium' 50 goddamn times a night
by Graham MacAree on Jun 22, 2008 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions
HAHAHAHAHAH SO TRUE
My Liverpudlian friend pretty much hates everyone here
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 22, 2008 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions
I prefer a continuous stream of various intelligent words.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 22, 2008 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions
High praise from Graham.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 22, 2008 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions
You have a long way to go.
At least you’ve nailed 3 down.
Hm
1) Im told im hot, but I find myself average.
2) Not book smart, but I am very witty and very smart in what interests me.
3) Im arrogant with my music and playing sports. Other than that, im realistic and aware.
4) I work out like crazy.
5) My current girlfriend has a ton of money, does that count?
It's funny but none of those things are what attracts the only girl here.
And as the only girl, my opinion counts the most.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 22, 2008 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions
Can we not turn this into a
how awesome I am subthread? Because it makes me feel gross by association.
My dick costs the late night fee
Yo dick gots the HIV
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 22, 2008 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions
Haha sorry.
Im just a dude.
No awesomeness, whatsoever.
Which is wildely attractive.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 22, 2008 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions
You're.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 22, 2008 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions
ITS TIMES LIKE THIS WHERE I WISH WE WERE ALLOWED TO USE THE WORD THAT RHYMES WITH MAGGOT
BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT I THINK OF HIM
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 22, 2008 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions
Ichiro hurts this team by using his first name.
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
Dear God it's been seven seasons
Why the hell did this argument resurface?
Also, [Sasaki striking out A-Rod for #116 jpeg]
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
yes
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
It just occured to me that I've seen some sweet baseball this decade.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
So Braves announcing for this game is awesome thus far...
#2 Fuck Ichiro and Japanese culture
#3 Hopefully something like Bavasi was a great GM and shouldn’t be held accountable
Die in a fire Betty Braden
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
He was trying to hit that foul
but couldn’t because of his bat speed
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 22, 2008 10:54 AM PDT reply actions
I approve of any measures MLB takes...
to make the games more dangerous for these announcers.
Tim Hudson, you're terrible.
You walk Vidro and Cairo?
A colonoscopy beats watching Vidro hit
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
I could see Silva getting hit in the stomach...
and never see the ball again.
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
Shaun Marcum heads to the DL for Toronto.
Likely callup to take his place? John Parrish, who’s demolishing triple-A.
86Ks in 76IP at Syracuse.
He’s ripping AAA apart.
You forgot to mention he's been starting.
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Well, we just faced Shaun Marcum a week ago. We know he's a starter.
So by saying “taking his place”...
Could just be taking his place on the roster.
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This is the smart guy equivalent of yelling FUCK YOU
when they’ve lost the argument.
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I took Spanish instead.
Best class of all of HS.
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Mine sure didn't offer Latin.
Are these private schools?
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 22, 2008 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions
Agreed, but I've never been to public school
so I’m just going to assume that private schools aren’t worth the money.
I've got japanese, chinese, german, latin, spanish, french, italian
Public
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 22, 2008 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions
Italian is definitely the most useful language to learn.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 22, 2008 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions
My years of spanish haven't helped me talk to mexicans at all
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 22, 2008 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions
It doesn't help when the Mexicans you work with speak with such heavy accents
and speak very quickly
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 22, 2008 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions
As opposed to an English accented Spanish?
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 22, 2008 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions
That's all spanish speakers.
What an incredibly quick language. Everyone talks at Dave Cameron speed. But still, ARGH!!!! Why couldn’t I be fluent in Spanish? It would have been incredibly helpful!!!!1111
Your Latin skills aren't helping?
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 22, 2008 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions
Wrong latin.
If only ballplayers were more classically educated.
Ask them to speak slowly.
“Mas despacio por favor” usually works.
by Susheel Ramasahayam on Jun 22, 2008 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions
I know the words for drums, pants, smoke, marijuana, crack, and a few others
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Cerveza? Bano?
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 22, 2008 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm so impressed.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 22, 2008 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions
Slang for marijuana: chocolate
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 22, 2008 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions
In a fashion.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 22, 2008 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions
You know the drill
Fist up my ass, jerk off with my shit
Get on it
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 22, 2008 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions
http://www.cracked.com/article_16275_9-most-devastating-insults-from-around-world.html
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Drink. It helps.
Oh wait…
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 22, 2008 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions
I only took enough Japanese to know katakana and hiragana
I just gave up when it came to Kanji, though I do recognize japanese up there
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 22, 2008 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions
But you sound less retarded when you speak it.
I can’t stop laughing when my friend speaks chinese
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 22, 2008 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions
If your friend is white, I can see why.
And he/she is speaking Cantonese, I can see why, that language sounds like Star Wars alien talk.
Joel Pineiro has been less terrible than predictied.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
Was there a commercial in which John Cena was taught how to drive?
Or are they just referencing nothing?
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 22, 2008 11:01 AM PDT reply actions
But but...
Ichiro caught it.
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
Well, 11% of flyballs become homeruns right?
It was bound to happen sometime the way Silva left the ball up in the zone over and over.
5 years 85 million
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
And the rage begins.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 22, 2008 11:02 AM PDT reply actions
There's a 7-Day DL in minor league baseball?
Why the hell doesn’t something like that exist on the ML level?
Brian McCann looks like someone who goes home and tackles bears
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 22, 2008 11:03 AM PDT reply actions
I think he's implying that bears sound like pigs.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
Ichiro hurts the team...
by catching homers off the foul pole!
Beltre catches that ball and laughs at Cairo for being bad.
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
I'd root for Silva to get f'ed up big time...
but knowing that we have 3.5 more years of this… I don’t know if I can…
Actually a solid play.
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
Yeah, and then you get philosophical and realize that play
probably bought him an extra 20 at bats in the next month.
of which, 15 will be either weak ground outs, whiffs on third strikes
or pop ups to the shallow outfield.
In summary, it was a shitty play.
by lyleleander on Jun 22, 2008 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions
Miracles do happen!
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 22, 2008 11:06 AM PDT reply actions
Too bad HRs don't count until you're 28
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 22, 2008 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions
Yes, I know I'm late.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 22, 2008 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions
eeh it's not so bad now a days
60 is the new 40
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Oh wait, it wasn't really a homer, it was just a double that went over the fence.
/meme from another baseball site.
Which sucks when everyone dies at 27.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 22, 2008 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions
GAYFACE USES JAPANESE BATS
STUPID LITTLE BITCH
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 22, 2008 11:10 AM PDT reply actions
The broadcast team is mad at Ichiro for using Mizuno bats?
Really? Jesus Christ.
MAGIC FOREST ISN'T WORKING SO WELL THIS YEAR IS IT YOU LITTLE BASTARD
by Graham MacAree on Jun 22, 2008 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions
Hudson hurts this team by not beaning Bloomquist in the face.
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
Go Willie!
Keep earning those AB’s and getting us closer to Strasburg.
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
When someone prefers being called by his first name and people do otherwise......
It is an insult and a slur even. Why don’t people get that?
by Susheel Ramasahayam on Jun 22, 2008 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions
Ouch, but hope
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
That's what you get when you try and pull and outside pitch cockbag.
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
I hate my radio feed being delayed.
I know somethings coming and have no idea what it might be.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 22, 2008 11:16 AM PDT reply actions
So who are Atlanta's broadcasters?
It sounds like a jihad is in order.
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by JI on Jun 22, 2008 11:20 AM PDT reply actions 9 recs
Redskins was the answer.
The Braves aren’t as racist as they could be.
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Patriots vs. Redskins
Is there a more politically incorrect matchup in sports?
Yankees vs. Indians?
Jl/Robert '08: Promise for a CoachCage tomorrow!
by Fin on Jun 22, 2008 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
It can be
if you say it, “Injuns”
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 22, 2008 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions
Dude, look at the lineup. It's the ultimate wtf lineup
With Pineiro pitching, against the Red Sox, going for the sweep.
Yadi Molina is playing 1B.
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All that greasy ass southern food will cause cardiac arrest by age 45
and you will look like Louie Anderson
but it tastes so….. so good
I really want Ichiro to do an MLB.tv spot
with a translator
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 22, 2008 11:28 AM PDT reply actions
Damn right rookie
don’t even look at the pitcher who hit you
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 22, 2008 11:30 AM PDT reply actions
That's the Strasburg Spirit, Cairo
At least someone on this team remembers.
Silva's strategy against Teixera:
Meatball pitch
Meatball pitch
Meatball pitch
Meatball pitch
1:34pm. It's after noon. Drinking is acceptable.
Damn you Braves. DAMN YOU.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 22, 2008 11:35 AM PDT reply actions
You're way too depressed.
Think of Strasburg!!
3.5 more years of this shit
Bavasi’s legacy lives on.
Is Deion Sanders really responsible for the tomahawk chop?
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Yes.
Punch him too.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 22, 2008 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions
I've done research. I needed to know who to hold responsible.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 22, 2008 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions
Deion seems like the erfect person to blame.
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I hear that DAMN CHOP in the background.
Seriously, all the time, Atlanta?
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 22, 2008 11:40 AM PDT reply actions
Oh man, this is so awesome
I hate the Mariners so much.
by Jordan of Boise on Jun 22, 2008 11:40 AM PDT reply actions
Yeah, like Silva cares what you say to him...
His paycheck comes either way.
Silva looks like a crap-colored marshmallow
by Jordan of Boise on Jun 22, 2008 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions
Vidro is swelling
on his face, in particular.
Is next year's draft looking strong? Where can I find this info?
by Susheel Ramasahayam on Jun 22, 2008 11:46 AM PDT reply actions
Anyone else interesting beyond Strasburg?
by Susheel Ramasahayam on Jun 22, 2008 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions
It's apparently really top-loaded for college pitching
I don’t know any details though
by Graham MacAree on Jun 22, 2008 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions
Watch next years CWS and pick the senior right handed relief pitcher with the best hair.
With the top pick we can get a really good college reliever. Like, a really good one.
by Jordan of Boise on Jun 22, 2008 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions
It's come to this
Eric Bedard gets you the same stat collection club points this past week as the closer for the Washington Nationals.
by Jordan of Boise on Jun 22, 2008 11:47 AM PDT reply actions
STOP TALKING ABOUT ICHIRO'S BAT
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 22, 2008 11:49 AM PDT reply actions
Other than the fact that they are made in Japan? None.
by Susheel Ramasahayam on Jun 22, 2008 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions
Mizuno makes damn good running shoes and other fine athletic equipment.
I wonder if those two fat asses are aware of this. Apparetnly not.
by Susheel Ramasahayam on Jun 22, 2008 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions
I've got a pair of Mizuno running shoes.
They’re awesome.
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