6/21: Open Game Thread, Part 2
Rays win. Rays win. THEEEEEEEEE RAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYSSSSSS WINNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!1111
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This thread isn't as much fun as the last one
you + are = you're
by Katal LM on Jun 21, 2008 6:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
New "waste time at work" subthread time!
by seattlesundevil on Jun 21, 2008 6:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
A friend of mine works at a Walgreens
He was behind the photo counter reading Harry Potter, when a customer came up to get some film developed. She said something to him, and he snapped his head up and yelled, “What the hell do you want?”.
He apologized shortly thereafter, but this story still pleased me a great deal to hear.
you + are = you're
by Katal LM on Jun 21, 2008 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That reminds me of a joke I made up
I’ll instant message you.
you + are = you're
by Katal LM on Jun 21, 2008 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A secret Mod thread would work perfectly here
by Robert on Jun 21, 2008 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Someone needs to photoshop Robert's head onto Quadrophenia-era Pete Townshend's bdy,
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by acblue on Jun 21, 2008 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You work at Issaquah Radio Shack, right?
by HARRYP09 on Jun 21, 2008 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Awesome, I thought I recognized you from pictures you had posted on here.
by HARRYP09 on Jun 21, 2008 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lol, it's fine.
I was with my dad asking about satellite TV earlier and saw you. You were spending most of the time typing away on LL while you had someone else help us. Now I get to say I “met’ an actual LL celebrity. :p
by HARRYP09 on Jun 21, 2008 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was drunk last night if it makes the experince any cooler
by Robert on Jun 21, 2008 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you come back I'll let you shack my hand
by Robert on Jun 21, 2008 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm going to go to that store one day and just be an unruly customer
Make you reach for high up things and fiddle with your computer
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 21, 2008 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Robert's a celebrity?
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 21, 2008 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The gnomes do?
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 21, 2008 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good, his OF defense looked alright.
But lets move him to 1b anyways.
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on Jun 21, 2008 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Finally
my comp was getting REALLY slow.
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on Jun 21, 2008 6:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
4 straight pinch hitters for the Rays win.
Awesome. I know that managers are overrated, but I wonder what it’s like to have a good one…
by Dies Irae on Jun 21, 2008 6:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
How will I ever know about 2+7?
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 21, 2008 6:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
(Age/2)+7
Is the lower bound for date-ability.
by Matthew on Jun 21, 2008 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am not longer allowed to hin on 17 year olds. >:`(
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 21, 2008 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow.. "n" is nowhere NEAR "t" way to go!
by seattlesundevil on Jun 21, 2008 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was hoping no one would notice.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 21, 2008 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
70/2+7= 42
It’s not infallible.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 21, 2008 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 21, 2008 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The last panel strikes too close to home.
by Matthew on Jun 21, 2008 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You should see the graphs I've made today!
I wish this was a joke.
by Matthew on Jun 21, 2008 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's not interesting to graph. It just holds constant at infinity.
by Matthew on Jun 21, 2008 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
different levels of infinity
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on Jun 21, 2008 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You made him sleep on the coach
Trouble in paradise?
by Robert on Jun 21, 2008 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You don't understand how awesome my couch is.
by Matthew on Jun 21, 2008 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
...
Noone should be subjected to sleeping on Coach
by ningwers on Jun 21, 2008 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There a has to be a girl-Coach equivalent
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 21, 2008 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ha. didn't even notice that typo.
Good one stupid.
by Matthew on Jun 21, 2008 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The odds of me getting laid tonight.
Turns out it’s a step function in relation to how much I drink.
I’ll let the smarter people in the room figure out the joke here.
by Matthew on Jun 21, 2008 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is why you're not getting laid.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 21, 2008 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So the existense of the graph precludes non-zero values within the graph?
Neat!
by ningwers on Jun 21, 2008 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have no idea what this means but I'm going to assume it's hilarious.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 21, 2008 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought so
Then again I’m also a gigantic dork.
by ningwers on Jun 21, 2008 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You make it sound like it's the only reason.
by Matthew on Jun 21, 2008 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Step away from the computer every once in awhile.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 21, 2008 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
she does make me feel alright
every waking hour
by Matthew on Jun 21, 2008 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I stand corrected.
Enjoy your steamy nights with her.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 21, 2008 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I feel stupid for having a boy comuter.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 21, 2008 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
With the music discussion earlier I would have sworn somebody
would have got this. Damn. Now I just look creepy.
by Matthew on Jun 21, 2008 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm sure, but she is unable to satisfy your every need.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 21, 2008 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That may be true now,
but I just ordered more RAM!
by Matthew on Jun 21, 2008 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Your hard drive is to small for it t o work long term
by Robert on Jun 21, 2008 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Teehee
That made me think of one of the greatest verbal interactions I was ever apart of.
Scene: Eric’s 7th grade math class. Eric is making fun of a kid who’s a super nerd.
ERIC: Hey Alex, I bet I could turn your floppy disk into a hard drive.
ALEX: Well sure. That isn’t very difficult.
you + are = you're
by Katal LM on Jun 21, 2008 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Men should never use the phrase "Tee-Hee"
Ever
by Fuzz on Jun 21, 2008 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
tee hee hee
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 21, 2008 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wrong.
It’s endearing.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 21, 2008 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Agreed and rec'd
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on Jun 21, 2008 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Doesn't a step function require steps?
Where some values are greater than null?
by Dies Irae on Jun 21, 2008 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's the best part about dating someone.
Before, it was impossible for me to hook up when not completely trashed.
you + are = you're
by Katal LM on Jun 21, 2008 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bloggers get tons of girls, what are you talking about?
snicker
by Dies Irae on Jun 21, 2008 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm more of an (Age/3)+9 kind of guy myself.
by Dies Irae on Jun 21, 2008 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
30 year old and 19 year old?
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on Jun 21, 2008 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe an addendum...
If “Age”
Else, “not ok”
by Dies Irae on Jun 21, 2008 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No way I'm dating 19 year olds.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by acblue on Jun 21, 2008 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I maintain that they must be able to legally drink.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 21, 2008 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dating is too big of a pain if they can't
by ningwers on Jun 21, 2008 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Exactly.
I have standards.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 21, 2008 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Get a fake ID.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 21, 2008 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or buy the booze ahead of time.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 21, 2008 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
19 year olds can't hold their booze.
And if they can, they’re probably going to end up with a drinking problem.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by acblue on Jun 21, 2008 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thats a problem that effects people of all ages
by Robert on Jun 21, 2008 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
totally
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 21, 2008 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I agree.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 21, 2008 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm convinced people spike my first beer with everclear
by Robert on Jun 21, 2008 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Two beers and I'm gone.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 21, 2008 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Any chance we can get another drunkpost out of you?
by BrianL on Jun 21, 2008 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
So when you say "Yes, I even drink beer."
You really mean “Yes, I sip on a glass of Bud Lite over a couple of hours.” ?
by Dies Irae on Jun 21, 2008 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Piss off.
Bud Light IS piss.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 21, 2008 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Haha, burn, and rec'd.
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on Jun 21, 2008 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
At least you get your money's worth.
I feel sorry for those people who can drink 20 beers, because I’d imagined 4 beers doesnt’ do much.
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on Jun 21, 2008 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
True, I like my personal tolerance.
If I pretty much drink what I want, I get a good buzz and keep it going.
by Dies Irae on Jun 21, 2008 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
At least we can take pride in being outdrunk by girls smaller than us.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 21, 2008 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We can take pride in that?
Sweet.
you + are = you're
by Katal LM on Jun 21, 2008 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I recently discovered how awesome this can be
by Robert on Jun 21, 2008 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Except when they keep force feeding you alcohol
because, let’s face it, you can’t say know and you end up vomiting every half an hour instead of sleeping it off
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 21, 2008 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're only an alcoholic when you start going to meetings
Until then, your just a fun person to be around
by Fuzz on Jun 21, 2008 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Once you're over 21 (in the US), nobody under the age of 21 counts as a real person.
by Matthew on Jun 21, 2008 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Interesting... so you're interested in dating
not-real-people?
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on Jun 21, 2008 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I remember as a teenager thinking that over-21 music
shows were a crock of shit.
Now I can’t stand being at a concert with anyone not in their 20s.
you + are = you're
by Katal LM on Jun 21, 2008 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm actually a big fan of the occasional all-ages show.
They’re a blast to play.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by acblue on Jun 21, 2008 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm just gonna go disappear now
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 21, 2008 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Brett baiting works during road games too?
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 21, 2008 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like being imaginary
I’m above the law
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 21, 2008 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I figured you did when you didn't go jumping on Nola's suitors
by ningwers on Jun 21, 2008 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They were all ancient.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 21, 2008 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ha, cradle robber
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on Jun 21, 2008 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn you statheads
taking the human element out of dating.
by BrianL on Jun 21, 2008 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Does this mean six year olds
can date 10 year olds?
What're ya gonna do with those pies, boys?
by rickpo on Jun 21, 2008 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, it does.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 21, 2008 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Actually, it means 6 year olds can ONLY date people over the age of 10.
by Matthew on Jun 21, 2008 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
More specific
but my original point still stands.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 21, 2008 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Different for girls I'm guessing...
Probably *2 – 10?
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on Jun 21, 2008 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My paper isn't getting done
Anyone up for writing 10 pages on resistant behavior and children?
by speedomike on Jun 21, 2008 6:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What about resistant behavior and children?
you + are = you're
by Katal LM on Jun 21, 2008 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm a Lit Major who works for a set cookie to page ratio
Captain Raptor and the Space Pirates is one of the greatest literary achievements of the Modern Era.
by Frosty Raptor on Jun 21, 2008 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Birth control.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 21, 2008 6:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It didn't reply.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 21, 2008 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
zomg no politics
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 21, 2008 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Assume everything is sarcastic and work back from there.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 21, 2008 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was joking
God damn even my sarcasm doesn’t work here
by speedomike on Jun 21, 2008 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Text + Sarcasm = Does Not Compute
Unless it is blatantly obvious.
It wasn’t your fault this time. I thought it was obvious.
by Wilder. on Jun 21, 2008 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I cannot see the AT&T Bill Curtiss commercial
without thinking of the South Park board game.
by Matthew on Jun 21, 2008 6:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Clement PH?
I thought they brought Corcoran in to try to bunt single.
by Dies Irae on Jun 21, 2008 6:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Please hit a HR Jeffy..
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on Jun 21, 2008 6:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Don't swing at that, Jeff
you + are = you're
by Katal LM on Jun 21, 2008 6:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Clement needs to be sent down.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 21, 2008 6:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I thought when he was promoted it was promised
that he’d get the bulk of the time at C?
you + are = you're
by Katal LM on Jun 21, 2008 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Riggly has other plans, obviously...
=/
by Dies Irae on Jun 21, 2008 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ichiro is a stud
too bad he has Cairo hitting behind him
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on Jun 21, 2008 6:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What the hell
That dog can’t buy a house by barking into a phone.
You can run, but you can't hide! Unless it's in this general area over here. Blindspot.
by PhilKenSebben on Jun 21, 2008 6:20 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
This made me laugh more than it should have.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by acblue on Jun 21, 2008 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You fucked it all up!
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by acblue on Jun 21, 2008 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So Jeff Francouer isn't as good as was thought.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 21, 2008 6:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Francouer loves Seth Green, haha
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on Jun 21, 2008 6:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Seth Green is a dick
you + are = you're
by Katal LM on Jun 21, 2008 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
a gif!
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 21, 2008 6:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That entire commercial is way too 80s for me
you + are = you're
by Katal LM on Jun 21, 2008 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Some of us enjoy bored Matthew.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 21, 2008 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not exactly sure what you're saying here.
by Dies Irae on Jun 21, 2008 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, to him I was saying piss off.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 21, 2008 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 21, 2008 6:25 PM PDT reply actions 6 recs
Shows how slow he is and captures a wonky route.
Welcome to the sidebar.
by BrianL on Jun 21, 2008 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Go banana!
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 21, 2008 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 21, 2008 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Smack for not knowing classic Simpsons.
by Matthew on Jun 21, 2008 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was a later episode I believe
( and by later I mean that choose to believe that The Simpsons ended after s10).
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 21, 2008 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pretty sure it wasn't.
Because I remember it and I haven’t watched the Simpsons in over a decade.
by Matthew on Jun 21, 2008 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wrong!
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 21, 2008 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah
you’re right
here is the clip, though
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjCkLjaAt6k
Bring back José Cruz Jr!
by darmok on Jun 21, 2008 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
wrong
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Das_Bus
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 21, 2008 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's what got me too
Apparently this isn’t what production code 5f11 means.
Bring back José Cruz Jr!
by darmok on Jun 21, 2008 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I liked the subtle play on words
banana = fuility, a race that can not be won
banana= hilariously bad route
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 21, 2008 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
wOooooooooo Green.
You can run, but you can't hide! Unless it's in this general area over here. Blindspot.
by PhilKenSebben on Jun 21, 2008 6:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That's the best way to do it
you + are = you're
by Katal LM on Jun 21, 2008 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OH SHIT TITS IS CLOSING
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 21, 2008 6:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
NO NO NO TITS IS CLOSING
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 21, 2008 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, nice
Who would you rather have pitch, Ballgame or Aaron Miles
by Fuzz on Jun 21, 2008 6:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ichiro
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on Jun 21, 2008 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was just said in Knocked Up
Gabe Ruth.
by speedomike on Jun 21, 2008 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I swear, Ichiro could be good at whatever he tried.
If he wanted to be good at soccer, he’d be on their national team. If he wanted to be good at basketball, he might not be in the NBA but he’d be as good as Yuta Tabuse. If he wanted to do the Marathon, he’d be as good as that dude in the 70’s who won the Fukuoka like 5x and drank too much beer.
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on Jun 21, 2008 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
NASCAR?
Somebody might complain again about how “them sons a’ bitches bombed Pearl Harbor, don’t you forget that!”
Captain Raptor and the Space Pirates is one of the greatest literary achievements of the Modern Era.
by Frosty Raptor on Jun 21, 2008 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Miles has more homeruns power.
As he proved today.
Against the Red Sox.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 21, 2008 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Same, I've liked him since 2006
One of the few Mariners I really like.
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on Jun 21, 2008 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Richie, upping his trade value
by getting 2 bbs.
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on Jun 21, 2008 6:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So here's a test for Riggleman.
Two outs, eighth inning, Richie Sexson is at first. Do you
A) Leave Sexson in
B) Pinch run with Bloomquist
C) Hit and run
There is one correct answer.
by BrianL on Jun 21, 2008 6:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
D) use Bloomquist to play LF.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 21, 2008 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
Richie.
by ThundaPC on Jun 21, 2008 6:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHA
You can run, but you can't hide! Unless it's in this general area over here. Blindspot.
by PhilKenSebben on Jun 21, 2008 6:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
i amlost pissed myself
You can run, but you can't hide! Unless it's in this general area over here. Blindspot.
by PhilKenSebben on Jun 21, 2008 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So I guess it's good because we scored.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 21, 2008 6:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
THANK YOU BETANCOURT
for making RICHIE do the HILARIOUS SLIDE!!! that was definitely gifable
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on Jun 21, 2008 6:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Richie sure is a pussy
Imagine the catcher is Kason Gabbard, dumbass.
by JLC on Jun 21, 2008 6:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It's gonna be so hilarious when Tits blows this.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 21, 2008 6:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Random question
In 1992, was it Bonds’ crappy throw that allowed Sid Bream scored the winning run for the Braves?
by speedomike on Jun 21, 2008 6:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
partially
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 21, 2008 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The single had something to do with it too.
by Matthew on Jun 21, 2008 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
and there being two outs
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 21, 2008 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ok....reframe
In 1992, did Bonds make a crappy throw when Sid Bream scored the winning run for the Braves?
by speedomike on Jun 21, 2008 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I remember it that way.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 21, 2008 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, it was those kids on the grassy gnoll (sp?).
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on Jun 21, 2008 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
there we go
that looks right
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on Jun 21, 2008 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Talk to Me is an amazing movie
at least the first 48 minutes are
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 21, 2008 6:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Any loud Diane Keaton orgasms in that one?
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 21, 2008 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is Green's arm like rubber?
Why does it seem like managers treat him like a guy who can pitch every day and for 3 innings at a time…
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on Jun 21, 2008 6:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Green kinda sucks against lefties
we are the only ones who know this.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 21, 2008 6:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He's ok against lefties and really good against righties.
by Dies Irae on Jun 21, 2008 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's pretty bad against lefties.
Career: .269/.393/.401, with an awful K/BB of 24/35.
by Teej on Jun 21, 2008 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Has anybody seen Lou and Ozzie rap?
Apologies if it’s already been popsted, room is spinning bout now.
Captain Raptor and the Space Pirates is one of the greatest literary achievements of the Modern Era.
by Frosty Raptor on Jun 21, 2008 6:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The coke bottle explodes?
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 21, 2008 6:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Thanks Yuni...
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on Jun 21, 2008 6:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
CHIPPA JONES!
good, we get to see him hit.
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on Jun 21, 2008 6:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hit him with the pitch! Hit him with the pitch!
Damn chop.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 21, 2008 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The potential for GTE from you frightens me...
by BrianL on Jun 21, 2008 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's mostly extreme bitterness toward Atlanta.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 21, 2008 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lets see some GTE!
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on Jun 21, 2008 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
JI feels my pain too.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 21, 2008 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rhodes + the Braves = the Chop
grrr
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 21, 2008 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I raise my gin and tonic to you
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 21, 2008 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ugh..I've tried really hard to like gin, but it's not happening
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jun 21, 2008 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's a New Orleans thing.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 21, 2008 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought bourbon was a New Orleans thing.
by BrianL on Jun 21, 2008 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ugh. The street maybe.
I can’t drink the alcohol.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 21, 2008 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Locals only go when we're forced.
Such as when visitors come in and say, let’s go to Bourbon!!!
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 21, 2008 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You should just dump them off there and go someplace cool
by ningwers on Jun 21, 2008 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I try but they want me around for some reaons.
And then they buy me drinks.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 21, 2008 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
reaons
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 21, 2008 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just testing you.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 21, 2008 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can't believe I passed.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 21, 2008 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hmm...
I can see how that can be pretty persuasive
by ningwers on Jun 21, 2008 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah. Until they try to get me to ride the mechanical bull.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 21, 2008 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've never seen that in person
It’s on my to-do list.
Watching my friends on it, that is.
by ningwers on Jun 21, 2008 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There were photos.
They are in the void. I’m afraid they will reappear at an inopportune time.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 21, 2008 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I found the surrounding streets more interesting.
But it was nice to be 18 (looked probably 16 at the time) and drink openly on the street
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jun 21, 2008 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I personally like the Marigny much better
by ningwers on Jun 21, 2008 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shee.
Stopp giving away secrets.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 21, 2008 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
FUCK
I mean, don’t go there. It’s full of… morlocks?
by ningwers on Jun 21, 2008 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's right.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 21, 2008 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought about going with CHUDs
but that’s so Big Apple
by ningwers on Jun 21, 2008 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Have you tried good bourbon?
I’m partial to Maker’s Mark.
That being said, I dont drink non-beer often, but I did have some martinis last night. Insanely good.
by Matthew on Jun 21, 2008 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
YES YES YES...Maker's Mark is great
I brought it into a party (for myself..byo alcohol) and I got made fun of by some underage turds.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jun 21, 2008 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Holy hell, I would have gone Tyler Durdan on them for saying that.
by Matthew on Jun 21, 2008 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And they were drinking Smirnoff Vodka...Kids these days.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jun 21, 2008 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Actually, my friend said he's buying a bottle of Maker's for us to share.
Since I contributed the Bushmills.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 21, 2008 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gin is ok if it's done right.
For example, by a bartender on a cruise whose sole job is to make sure I stay drunk for a week straight
by Fuzz on Jun 21, 2008 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I feel like someone finally understands my Braves induced rage.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 21, 2008 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've stopped typing correctly!!!
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 21, 2008 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I didn't notice.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 21, 2008 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Chipper Jones up...
so we bring in our worst pitcher…
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on Jun 21, 2008 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How are neither of these men dead yet?
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 21, 2008 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Chipper is awesome and Rhodes threatened Tom Lampkin once.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 21, 2008 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're so lucky. You basically get to watch the game at work.
by HARRYP09 on Jun 21, 2008 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I dont watch the games anymore
Gamethreads 90 percent of the time
by Robert on Jun 21, 2008 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But you have two TVs right across from the desk.
by HARRYP09 on Jun 21, 2008 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
THis kid's creepy/
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 21, 2008 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was only there two hours ago, watching Washburn not suck too much.
by HARRYP09 on Jun 21, 2008 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shoulda askes Robert for his autograph.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 21, 2008 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Drunk already Nola?
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on Jun 21, 2008 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
GTE.
Damn chjop.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 21, 2008 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ok...
I’m just going to assume you drank 2 beers really fast then…
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on Jun 21, 2008 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was chop.
Fingernails in the way.
It’s the Braves. They’re doing this to me.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 21, 2008 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Were you the other guy in the store tonight?
by HARRYP09 on Jun 21, 2008 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't use my real name on the blog Jim
by Robert on Jun 21, 2008 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah someone might find out who y'all are.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 21, 2008 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was subtle
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jun 21, 2008 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Please don't say that.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 21, 2008 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
1. Cut a hole in the box.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jun 21, 2008 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
rec'd for subtleablitity
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 21, 2008 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Haha rec'd
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on Jun 21, 2008 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope mine is male.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 21, 2008 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm just happy no one has turned me into an animorph.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 21, 2008 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That is such a terrible picture.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 21, 2008 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did you take it todaywith your camera phone?
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 21, 2008 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
more or less
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 21, 2008 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I enjoy the simple fact that we're bitching at each other while we stand 4 feet from each other
by Fuzz on Jun 21, 2008 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's not as hilarious as him and Brett bickering on LL while sharing a computer.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 21, 2008 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, they don't show the Mariners on broadcast TV anymore, so getting satellite for me is kind of exciting.
by HARRYP09 on Jun 21, 2008 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You should have been there eariler
We found out that we FINALLY get Fox in HD now
by Fuzz on Jun 21, 2008 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kenny
The guy that runs around screaming holding the dominos sign
by Robert on Jun 21, 2008 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This guy sounds awesome.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by acblue on Jun 21, 2008 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Apparently he's a braves fan
and is losing his shit right now
by Robert on Jun 21, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Okay, not as awesome anymore.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by acblue on Jun 21, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh man, definitely not as awesome.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by acblue on Jun 21, 2008 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Punkch him in the face!
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 21, 2008 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yes punch him in the fucking face!
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 21, 2008 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
{Unch him in the face!
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 21, 2008 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Watching the Braves
is like getting drunk for you…
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on Jun 21, 2008 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hate this.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 21, 2008 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You failed twice..you must be a quarter done with your first beer.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jun 21, 2008 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
G&T plus Braves works wonders.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 21, 2008 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HBP, close enough?
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on Jun 21, 2008 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Congratulations Robert
you have your own stalker
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on Jun 21, 2008 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good thing we're playing the percentages here
He’s only hitting .396 against Righties
by OlSalty on Jun 21, 2008 6:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If it wasnt for Bernie Williams and the Diamondbacks
This is likely this would be a match up that gives me traumatic flashbacks
by Robert on Jun 21, 2008 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And Alfonso Soriano and
God, fuck that series
by speedomike on Jun 21, 2008 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm hoping you don't go into epileptic seizures tonight
by Fuzz on Jun 21, 2008 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why Robert? Why?
Why would you bring that series up? Right up there with 1994 Sonics-Nuggets
by speedomike on Jun 21, 2008 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This has the makings of a very bad at bat for NOLA
also us, but particularly NOLA
by ningwers on Jun 21, 2008 6:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
And I think my radio feed is delayed, too.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 21, 2008 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That'll give you time to put your drink down before you smash your radio/computer into the wall
by ningwers on Jun 21, 2008 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He HOBBLED.
I’m getting a drink.
Fuck you chipper.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 21, 2008 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Aw nerts.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by acblue on Jun 21, 2008 6:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
XFD So predictable
Rhodes blows cock against righties.
by Dies Irae on Jun 21, 2008 6:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck off and die Arthur.
Oh well. STRASBURG!
by BrianL on Jun 21, 2008 6:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
God I hate it when people quote s-hitter counting stats as if they bat 50-50 from both sides.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 21, 2008 6:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Also, Chipper is historically worse against RHers so I'm ok with that move.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 21, 2008 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Only 3 HRs batting righty, 8 batting lefty!!"
So… about the same rate?
by Dies Irae on Jun 21, 2008 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Their numbers are 100% wrong
http://www.baseball-reference.com/pi/bsplit.cgi?n1=jonesch06&year=2008
the usual break down is about 75-25 for a full time player
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 21, 2008 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But Chipper has been closer to 67-33 the last few years.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 21, 2008 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I didn't realize he looked like a twelve year old kid.
Maybe we can trade for him to please Washburn?
by Wilder. on Jun 21, 2008 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let us laugh beofer this game goes down the shitter:

Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 21, 2008 6:56 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
I love it
this game is great for GIFS so far
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on Jun 21, 2008 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No where near as great as that Toronto game.
by BrianL on Jun 21, 2008 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
True
I missed that game, but saw the GIFs, and I couldn’t believe that it was all from the same game.
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on Jun 21, 2008 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wish the gameday video wasn't so laggy.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 21, 2008 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Have one of him just slipping over and over again.
by Wilder. on Jun 21, 2008 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You'll have to wait for the archive before you get a good version.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 21, 2008 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can be patient.
Just make sure you get it.
by Wilder. on Jun 21, 2008 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
motion sickeness...
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 21, 2008 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh thank you Arthur.
For once in my life, thank you.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 21, 2008 6:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He was great in 2001 (2002 too I think)
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on Jun 21, 2008 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
2000 as well
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 21, 2008 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How long have you been alive?
Rhodes was awesome 10 years ago.
by Wilder. on Jun 21, 2008 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nope.
Every time I watched a game he’d f it up somehow.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 21, 2008 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Alive?
She’s on her deathbed right now….
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on Jun 21, 2008 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Someone's on their deathbed.
I’ve determined I can live til 32.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 21, 2008 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like Tex
He reminds me of what good defense at 1b was like when Olerud was on our team.
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on Jun 21, 2008 7:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This reminds me of how Albert Pujols is a manbeast.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 21, 2008 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pujols could play a decent 2B
and did earlier this year.
by Dies Irae on Jun 21, 2008 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How did that go for him?
I know he played there for a few innings, but I didn’t get a chance to see it
by Fuzz on Jun 21, 2008 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was terrifying
he’s way too big to move around the bag and take throws on steals. I thought he was going to get murdered.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 21, 2008 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's way to big to play second.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 21, 2008 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He probably could play a decent third if his elbow wasn't shot.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 21, 2008 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm trying to figure out
If the last 5 years of Mariners baseball is the worst 5 years ever
by speedomike on Jun 21, 2008 7:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
1978-1990 would disagree with you.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 21, 2008 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Expectations.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by acblue on Jun 21, 2008 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Right
And I didn’t state an opinion so I don’t see how those 13 years could disagree with me.
by speedomike on Jun 21, 2008 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm listening on the radio.
Is it pronounced anything like “teh-share-uh”?
by tendervittles on Jun 21, 2008 7:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
more like
tuh-share-uh
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 21, 2008 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How do you get "tuh" from "tei?
It’s definitely teh-share-uh.
by Wilder. on Jun 21, 2008 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What about all the X es?
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 21, 2008 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's not uncommon that X's are pronounced sounding like an S.
But the Tei is not pronounced Tuh in Teixeira. If it did, his name would be pronounced Tuh-shuh-uh. Although, a deaf person might make this mistake.
However, I am no linguist. Teixeira might pronounce his name the way you think it is, kind of like Bedard (Baydar). But I have never heard anyone pronounce Teixeira “tuh-share-uh.” I would think someone in the media would have got the pronunciation corrected by now.
by Wilder. on Jun 21, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe it's my Northwest accent.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 21, 2008 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

You can run, but you can't hide! Unless it's in this general area over here. Blindspot.
by PhilKenSebben on Jun 21, 2008 7:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hoo boy...
This is gonna be an adventure.
by BrianL on Jun 21, 2008 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fucking Diamondbacks. Pieces of goddamn shit. Can't fucking hit, can't fucking field. can't fucking hit.
Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
Oh look, it’s the fucking Mariners.
"It didn’t really bother me at all," Johnson said. "If it would have, he’d probably be in a stretcher and I’d be out of the game."
~Randy Johnson on Doug Mientkiewicz taking too long to step into the batters box
by Goose on Jun 21, 2008 7:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh look, a goddamn walk. Fuck you Tits. Here comes the BOMB!
"It didn’t really bother me at all," Johnson said. "If it would have, he’d probably be in a stretcher and I’d be out of the game."
~Randy Johnson on Doug Mientkiewicz taking too long to step into the batters box
by Goose on Jun 21, 2008 7:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
And just for your information.
JJ’s out til the All Star Break.
by BrianL on Jun 21, 2008 7:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Tits walks someone?
weird….
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on Jun 21, 2008 7:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ha ha ha
Will it be Fiddle Cat or Handsome Pete?
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 21, 2008 7:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I have a surprise
If your shitty team manages to win
by Sylar on Jun 21, 2008 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How’s the DTs?
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by acblue on Jun 21, 2008 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought you ODed on Coke.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 21, 2008 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hHon is lame, coke is in now.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 21, 2008 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My computer ate most of heroine
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 21, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ok, every other day LL times out on me for about four hours. Does this happen to anyone else?
It’s only LL and no other site. I’m about to give up gamethreads because they’re almost impossible for me.
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 21, 2008 7:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It's just you.
"It didn’t really bother me at all," Johnson said. "If it would have, he’d probably be in a stretcher and I’d be out of the game."
~Randy Johnson on Doug Mientkiewicz taking too long to step into the batters box
by Goose on Jun 21, 2008 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I kind of want this game to go longer
I have nothing else to do
by speedomike on Jun 21, 2008 7:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Is there anyone in the bullpen who would be a worse choice for closer?
by Teej on Jun 21, 2008 7:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Rhodes?
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 21, 2008 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Actually I would prefer Rhodes.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 21, 2008 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, at least he doesn't walk 14 guys per inning.
by Teej on Jun 21, 2008 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And he would help focus our unfocused rage.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 21, 2008 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah I couldn't stay away from you guys.
But thanks for noticing Robert.
Coach Owens = A Chosen Cow.
by qrsouther on Jun 21, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ha ha ha
Norton and all.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 21, 2008 7:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FUCK YOU TITS YOU MISERABLE LITTLE BITCH!!!
DIE IN A FIRE!
"It didn’t really bother me at all," Johnson said. "If it would have, he’d probably be in a stretcher and I’d be out of the game."
~Randy Johnson on Doug Mientkiewicz taking too long to step into the batters box
by Goose on Jun 21, 2008 7:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You still care?
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 21, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
GTE being projected because of the shitty fucking DBacks.
"It didn’t really bother me at all," Johnson said. "If it would have, he’d probably be in a stretcher and I’d be out of the game."
~Randy Johnson on Doug Mientkiewicz taking too long to step into the batters box
by Goose on Jun 21, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I HEART GREG NORTON!
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jun 21, 2008 7:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I HATE GREG NORTON!
Bring back José Cruz Jr!
by darmok on Jun 21, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Riggleman is sad.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 21, 2008 7:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Norton sucks?
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 21, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not irony.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by acblue on Jun 21, 2008 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like him.
Coach Owens = A Chosen Cow.
by qrsouther on Jun 21, 2008 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was playing devil's advocate.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 21, 2008 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Okay, maybe not very ironic
But still funny.
by OlSalty on Jun 21, 2008 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Always the best.
Coach Owens = A Chosen Cow.
by qrsouther on Jun 21, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Saw it coming
You can run, but you can't hide! Unless it's in this general area over here. Blindspot.
by PhilKenSebben on Jun 21, 2008 7:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Norton and Wilkerson have now owned us.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by acblue on Jun 21, 2008 7:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Good for Norton.
I applaud anyone who manages to escape this epic circlejerk of a team.
by Teej on Jun 21, 2008 7:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Strasburg!
Lets just lose already
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on Jun 21, 2008 7:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't see any downside. This is actually helpful.
by Susheel Ramasahayam on Jun 21, 2008 7:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sylar was going to give us a surprise!
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by acblue on Jun 21, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Handsome Pete it is!
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 21, 2008 7:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Strikeout Francouer...
And then walkoff homer for McCann.
by Dies Irae on Jun 21, 2008 7:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
DAMN CHOP
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 21, 2008 7:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
i can take losing, but not losing while the racists of Atlanta are chopping.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 21, 2008 7:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WALK IN THE RUN ASSCLOWN!
"It didn’t really bother me at all," Johnson said. "If it would have, he’d probably be in a stretcher and I’d be out of the game."
~Randy Johnson on Doug Mientkiewicz taking too long to step into the batters box
by Goose on Jun 21, 2008 7:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ahahahahahahahahaha
My God this is just awesome.
by BrianL on Jun 21, 2008 7:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well fuck this shit.
Coach Owens = A Chosen Cow.
by qrsouther on Jun 21, 2008 7:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wait, hits him on the hand?
That’s part of the bat. Not a hit batter.
by BrianL on Jun 21, 2008 7:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
O/U on runs scored by the Braves in this inning
7
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on Jun 21, 2008 7:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
sarcasm?
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on Jun 21, 2008 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't have room in my heart right now for apologies
by ningwers on Jun 21, 2008 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Coincidentally I don't have a whole lot of room in my heart right now for the Mariners
Excluding Felix Beltre Morrow RRS etc.
by Nick S on Jun 21, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
She should watch out for Bill.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 21, 2008 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Batista is just trying to get this game over with ASAP,
so the season ends sooner.
by Wilder. on Jun 21, 2008 7:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Whats funny is that I could see them turning the 6-4-3
While the winning run scores.
"It didn’t really bother me at all," Johnson said. "If it would have, he’d probably be in a stretcher and I’d be out of the game."
~Randy Johnson on Doug Mientkiewicz taking too long to step into the batters box
by Goose on Jun 21, 2008 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So no outs?
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 21, 2008 7:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
They're slappin tits around.
Coach Owens = A Chosen Cow.
by qrsouther on Jun 21, 2008 7:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HAHAHA
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jun 21, 2008 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're .gifs are hit-and-miss.
This is a hit.
by Wilder. on Jun 21, 2008 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nope,
uour*
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jun 21, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, a 2-0 count.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 21, 2008 7:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
bwhahahahahaha
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 21, 2008 7:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
First question on closer application:
Do you know where the fuck you’re throwing the ball?
If the answer is no, hire someone else. I just can’t fathom how Tits was the choice to close. It’s just ego-soothing bullshit, and it’s driving me crazy.
by Teej on Jun 21, 2008 7:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I hate baseball.
"It didn’t really bother me at all," Johnson said. "If it would have, he’d probably be in a stretcher and I’d be out of the game."
~Randy Johnson on Doug Mientkiewicz taking too long to step into the batters box
by Goose on Jun 21, 2008 7:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Losing on a pussy hit.
Just as it should be. Well done, boys.
by BrianL on Jun 21, 2008 7:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
While it was a pussy hit,
let it be noted that the pitch was dead center, belt-high.
by Matthew on Jun 21, 2008 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And when you walk/bean the world,
pussy hits tend to be a very nice complement.
by Teej on Jun 21, 2008 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I found it hilarious that Dave referenced
1000000 walks as part of a possible induction speech
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 21, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 21, 2008 7:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You sholdn't have given him a quarter.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 21, 2008 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know it's bad when Dancing Pete doesn't cheer you up >:(
by ningwers on Jun 21, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I figure
win = good
loss = Strauburg, therefore good
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by JI on Jun 21, 2008 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
When we draft Strauburg I will blame you.
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on Jun 21, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
luckily the picks are literally phoned in.
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by JI on Jun 21, 2008 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Batista BLOWS....
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on Jun 21, 2008 7:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If Miguel Batista was not a very nice man who does very good things...
...I would say some very, very horrible things about his mother right about now.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by acblue on Jun 21, 2008 7:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Put it in a poem and it's acceptable
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jun 21, 2008 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
what a waste
I had a special gif fest lined up for you guys too
by Sylar on Jun 21, 2008 7:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We're excited to get Strasburg. Does that count?
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by acblue on Jun 21, 2008 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We really should not have lost this game. WHAT THE FUCK?
by Alaska on Jun 21, 2008 7:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I spot a Lillibridge!
Coach Owens = A Chosen Cow.
by qrsouther on Jun 21, 2008 7:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Damn you you stupid Braves.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 21, 2008 7:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hm... that was remarkably coherent...
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on Jun 21, 2008 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not drunk, just pissed.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 21, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fortunately I am riding a high from this afternoon.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 21, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know, I figured you'd be blinded with Braves rage
and there’d be more swearing and spelling errors.
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on Jun 21, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
YES! I thought the Mariners were gonna blow this one.
We’re still leading the Strasburg race by 3 games.
by Dies Irae on Jun 21, 2008 7:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
TITS WOULD BE A GOOD CLOSER BECAUSE HE IS EXPERENCED IN THAT ROLL
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 21, 2008 7:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
DAMNIT..You must have had that ready to go.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jun 21, 2008 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's just how I role.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 21, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now your being silly.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 21, 2008 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I enjoy these
I fucking hate you Mariners

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