6/21: Open Game Thread, Part 2
by Matthew on Jun 21, 2008 6:06 PM PDT
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PrintRays win. Rays win. THEEEEEEEEE RAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYSSSSSS WINNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!1111
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New "waste time at work" subthread time!
by seattlesundevil on Jun 21, 2008 6:08 PM PDT reply actions
A friend of mine works at a Walgreens
He was behind the photo counter reading Harry Potter, when a customer came up to get some film developed. She said something to him, and he snapped his head up and yelled, “What the hell do you want?”.
He apologized shortly thereafter, but this story still pleased me a great deal to hear.
you + are = you're
Someone needs to photoshop Robert's head onto Quadrophenia-era Pete Townshend's bdy,
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 21, 2008 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Lol, it's fine.
I was with my dad asking about satellite TV earlier and saw you. You were spending most of the time typing away on LL while you had someone else help us. Now I get to say I “met’ an actual LL celebrity. :p
I'm going to go to that store one day and just be an unruly customer
Make you reach for high up things and fiddle with your computer
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 21, 2008 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Robert's a celebrity?
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 21, 2008 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions
The gnomes do?
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 21, 2008 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Good, his OF defense looked alright.
But lets move him to 1b anyways.
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
4 straight pinch hitters for the Rays win.
Awesome. I know that managers are overrated, but I wonder what it’s like to have a good one…
How will I ever know about 2+7?
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 21, 2008 6:09 PM PDT reply actions
(Age/2)+7
Is the lower bound for date-ability.
I am not longer allowed to hin on 17 year olds. >:`(
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 21, 2008 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow.. "n" is nowhere NEAR "t" way to go!
by seattlesundevil on Jun 21, 2008 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I was hoping no one would notice.
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by JI on Jun 21, 2008 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions
70/2+7= 42
It’s not infallible.
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by JI on Jun 21, 2008 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 21, 2008 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions
You should see the graphs I've made today!
I wish this was a joke.
That's not interesting to graph. It just holds constant at infinity.
by Matthew on Jun 21, 2008 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
There a has to be a girl-Coach equivalent
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by JI on Jun 21, 2008 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Ha. didn't even notice that typo.
Good one stupid.
The odds of me getting laid tonight.
Turns out it’s a step function in relation to how much I drink.
I’ll let the smarter people in the room figure out the joke here.
This is why you're not getting laid.
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by JI on Jun 21, 2008 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I have no idea what this means but I'm going to assume it's hilarious.
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by JI on Jun 21, 2008 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Step away from the computer every once in awhile.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 21, 2008 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions
she does make me feel alright
every waking hour
I stand corrected.
Enjoy your steamy nights with her.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 21, 2008 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I feel stupid for having a boy comuter.
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by JI on Jun 21, 2008 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions
With the music discussion earlier I would have sworn somebody
would have got this. Damn. Now I just look creepy.
I'm sure, but she is unable to satisfy your every need.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 21, 2008 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions
That may be true now,
but I just ordered more RAM!
Teehee
That made me think of one of the greatest verbal interactions I was ever apart of.
Scene: Eric’s 7th grade math class. Eric is making fun of a kid who’s a super nerd.
ERIC: Hey Alex, I bet I could turn your floppy disk into a hard drive.
ALEX: Well sure. That isn’t very difficult.
you + are = you're
Men should never use the phrase "Tee-Hee"
Ever
by Fuzz on Jun 21, 2008 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
tee hee hee
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by JI on Jun 21, 2008 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Wrong.
It’s endearing.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 21, 2008 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Doesn't a step function require steps?
Where some values are greater than null?
That's the best part about dating someone.
Before, it was impossible for me to hook up when not completely trashed.
you + are = you're
Maybe an addendum...
If “Age”
Else, “not ok”
No way I'm dating 19 year olds.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 21, 2008 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I maintain that they must be able to legally drink.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 21, 2008 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Exactly.
I have standards.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 21, 2008 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Get a fake ID.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 21, 2008 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Or buy the booze ahead of time.
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by JI on Jun 21, 2008 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions
19 year olds can't hold their booze.
And if they can, they’re probably going to end up with a drinking problem.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 21, 2008 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions
totally
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by JI on Jun 21, 2008 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I agree.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 21, 2008 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Two beers and I'm gone.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 21, 2008 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Any chance we can get another drunkpost out of you?
by BrianL on Jun 21, 2008 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
So when you say "Yes, I even drink beer."
You really mean “Yes, I sip on a glass of Bud Lite over a couple of hours.” ?
by Dies Irae on Jun 21, 2008 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Piss off.
Bud Light IS piss.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 21, 2008 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions
At least you get your money's worth.
I feel sorry for those people who can drink 20 beers, because I’d imagined 4 beers doesnt’ do much.
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
True, I like my personal tolerance.
If I pretty much drink what I want, I get a good buzz and keep it going.
At least we can take pride in being outdrunk by girls smaller than us.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 21, 2008 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Except when they keep force feeding you alcohol
because, let’s face it, you can’t say know and you end up vomiting every half an hour instead of sleeping it off
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by JI on Jun 21, 2008 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions
You're only an alcoholic when you start going to meetings
Until then, your just a fun person to be around
Once you're over 21 (in the US), nobody under the age of 21 counts as a real person.
by Matthew on Jun 21, 2008 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Interesting... so you're interested in dating
not-real-people?
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
Word.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 21, 2008 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I remember as a teenager thinking that over-21 music
shows were a crock of shit.
Now I can’t stand being at a concert with anyone not in their 20s.
you + are = you're
I'm actually a big fan of the occasional all-ages show.
They’re a blast to play.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 21, 2008 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm just gonna go disappear now
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 21, 2008 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Brett baiting works during road games too?
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by JI on Jun 21, 2008 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I like being imaginary
I’m above the law
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 21, 2008 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions
They were all ancient.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 21, 2008 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Damn you statheads
taking the human element out of dating.
Yes, it does.
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by JI on Jun 21, 2008 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions
More specific
but my original point still stands.
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by JI on Jun 21, 2008 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm a Lit Major who works for a set cookie to page ratio
Captain Raptor and the Space Pirates is one of the greatest literary achievements of the Modern Era.
by Frosty Raptor on Jun 21, 2008 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Birth control.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 21, 2008 6:10 PM PDT reply actions
It didn't reply.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 21, 2008 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions
zomg no politics
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by JI on Jun 21, 2008 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Assume everything is sarcastic and work back from there.
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by JI on Jun 21, 2008 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Text + Sarcasm = Does Not Compute
Unless it is blatantly obvious.
It wasn’t your fault this time. I thought it was obvious.
I cannot see the AT&T Bill Curtiss commercial
without thinking of the South Park board game.
Clement PH?
I thought they brought Corcoran in to try to bunt single.
I thought when he was promoted it was promised
that he’d get the bulk of the time at C?
you + are = you're
What the hell
That dog can’t buy a house by barking into a phone.
You can run, but you can't hide! Unless it's in this general area over here. Blindspot.
by PhilKenSebben on Jun 21, 2008 6:20 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
This made me laugh more than it should have.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 21, 2008 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions
You fucked it all up!
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 21, 2008 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions
So Jeff Francouer isn't as good as was thought.
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Some of us enjoy bored Matthew.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 21, 2008 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions
No, to him I was saying piss off.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 21, 2008 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions
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by JI on Jun 21, 2008 6:25 PM PDT reply actions 6 recs
Shows how slow he is and captures a wonky route.
Welcome to the sidebar.
Go banana!
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 21, 2008 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions
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by JI on Jun 21, 2008 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions
That was a later episode I believe
( and by later I mean that choose to believe that The Simpsons ended after s10).
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by JI on Jun 21, 2008 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Pretty sure it wasn't.
Because I remember it and I haven’t watched the Simpsons in over a decade.
Wrong!
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by JI on Jun 21, 2008 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah
you’re right
here is the clip, though
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjCkLjaAt6k
Bring back José Cruz Jr!
wrong
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Das_Bus
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 21, 2008 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions
That's what got me too
Apparently this isn’t what production code 5f11 means.
Bring back José Cruz Jr!
I liked the subtle play on words
banana = fuility, a race that can not be won
banana= hilariously bad route
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by JI on Jun 21, 2008 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions
wOooooooooo Green.
You can run, but you can't hide! Unless it's in this general area over here. Blindspot.
NO NO NO TITS IS CLOSING
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 21, 2008 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I swear, Ichiro could be good at whatever he tried.
If he wanted to be good at soccer, he’d be on their national team. If he wanted to be good at basketball, he might not be in the NBA but he’d be as good as Yuta Tabuse. If he wanted to do the Marathon, he’d be as good as that dude in the 70’s who won the Fukuoka like 5x and drank too much beer.
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
NASCAR?
Somebody might complain again about how “them sons a’ bitches bombed Pearl Harbor, don’t you forget that!”
Captain Raptor and the Space Pirates is one of the greatest literary achievements of the Modern Era.
by Frosty Raptor on Jun 21, 2008 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Miles has more homeruns power.
As he proved today.
Against the Red Sox.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 21, 2008 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Same, I've liked him since 2006
One of the few Mariners I really like.
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
So here's a test for Riggleman.
Two outs, eighth inning, Richie Sexson is at first. Do you
A) Leave Sexson in
B) Pinch run with Bloomquist
C) Hit and run
There is one correct answer.
D) use Bloomquist to play LF.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
by JI on Jun 21, 2008 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHA
You can run, but you can't hide! Unless it's in this general area over here. Blindspot.
i amlost pissed myself
You can run, but you can't hide! Unless it's in this general area over here. Blindspot.
by PhilKenSebben on Jun 21, 2008 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions
THANK YOU BETANCOURT
for making RICHIE do the HILARIOUS SLIDE!!! that was definitely gifable
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
It's gonna be so hilarious when Tits blows this.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
Random question
In 1992, was it Bonds’ crappy throw that allowed Sid Bream scored the winning run for the Braves?
partially
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by JI on Jun 21, 2008 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions
and there being two outs
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by JI on Jun 21, 2008 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Ok....reframe
In 1992, did Bonds make a crappy throw when Sid Bream scored the winning run for the Braves?
I remember it that way.
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by JI on Jun 21, 2008 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Talk to Me is an amazing movie
at least the first 48 minutes are
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 21, 2008 6:48 PM PDT reply actions
Any loud Diane Keaton orgasms in that one?
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by JI on Jun 21, 2008 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Is Green's arm like rubber?
Why does it seem like managers treat him like a guy who can pitch every day and for 3 innings at a time…
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
Green kinda sucks against lefties
we are the only ones who know this.
Your= "belonging to you" You're= "You are" (like the song)
Has anybody seen Lou and Ozzie rap?
Apologies if it’s already been popsted, room is spinning bout now.
Captain Raptor and the Space Pirates is one of the greatest literary achievements of the Modern Era.
The coke bottle explodes?
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 21, 2008 6:50 PM PDT reply actions
Hit him with the pitch! Hit him with the pitch!
Damn chop.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 21, 2008 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions
It's mostly extreme bitterness toward Atlanta.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 21, 2008 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions
JI feels my pain too.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 21, 2008 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Rhodes + the Braves = the Chop
grrr
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by JI on Jun 21, 2008 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I raise my gin and tonic to you
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 21, 2008 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Ugh..I've tried really hard to like gin, but it's not happening
I fucking hate you Mariners
It's a New Orleans thing.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 21, 2008 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Ugh. The street maybe.
I can’t drink the alcohol.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 21, 2008 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Locals only go when we're forced.
Such as when visitors come in and say, let’s go to Bourbon!!!
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 21, 2008 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I try but they want me around for some reaons.
And then they buy me drinks.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 21, 2008 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions
reaons
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by JI on Jun 21, 2008 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Just testing you.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 21, 2008 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I can't believe I passed.
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by JI on Jun 21, 2008 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah. Until they try to get me to ride the mechanical bull.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 21, 2008 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
There were photos.
They are in the void. I’m afraid they will reappear at an inopportune time.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 21, 2008 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I found the surrounding streets more interesting.
But it was nice to be 18 (looked probably 16 at the time) and drink openly on the street
I fucking hate you Mariners
Shee.
Stopp giving away secrets.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 21, 2008 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
That's right.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 21, 2008 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Have you tried good bourbon?
I’m partial to Maker’s Mark.
That being said, I dont drink non-beer often, but I did have some martinis last night. Insanely good.
YES YES YES...Maker's Mark is great
I brought it into a party (for myself..byo alcohol) and I got made fun of by some underage turds.
I fucking hate you Mariners
Actually, my friend said he's buying a bottle of Maker's for us to share.
Since I contributed the Bushmills.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 21, 2008 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Gin is ok if it's done right.
For example, by a bartender on a cruise whose sole job is to make sure I stay drunk for a week straight
I feel like someone finally understands my Braves induced rage.
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by JI on Jun 21, 2008 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I've stopped typing correctly!!!
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 21, 2008 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I didn't notice.
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by JI on Jun 21, 2008 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions
How are neither of these men dead yet?
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 21, 2008 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Chipper is awesome and Rhodes threatened Tom Lampkin once.
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by JI on Jun 21, 2008 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions
THis kid's creepy/
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 21, 2008 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Shoulda askes Robert for his autograph.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 21, 2008 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions
GTE.
Damn chjop.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 21, 2008 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Ok...
I’m just going to assume you drank 2 beers really fast then…
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
That was chop.
Fingernails in the way.
It’s the Braves. They’re doing this to me.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 21, 2008 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah someone might find out who y'all are.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 21, 2008 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions
It was subtle
I fucking hate you Mariners
Please don't say that.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 21, 2008 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions
1. Cut a hole in the box.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jun 21, 2008 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
rec'd for subtleablitity
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by JI on Jun 21, 2008 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I hope mine is male.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 21, 2008 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm just happy no one has turned me into an animorph.
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by JI on Jun 21, 2008 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions
That is such a terrible picture.
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by JI on Jun 21, 2008 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Did you take it todaywith your camera phone?
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 21, 2008 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions
more or less
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by JI on Jun 21, 2008 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions
It's not as hilarious as him and Brett bickering on LL while sharing a computer.
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by JI on Jun 21, 2008 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions
This guy sounds awesome.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 21, 2008 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Okay, not as awesome anymore.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 21, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh man, definitely not as awesome.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 21, 2008 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Punkch him in the face!
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 21, 2008 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yes punch him in the fucking face!
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by JI on Jun 21, 2008 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
{Unch him in the face!
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 21, 2008 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
I hate this.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 21, 2008 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
You failed twice..you must be a quarter done with your first beer.
I fucking hate you Mariners
G&T plus Braves works wonders.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 21, 2008 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Good thing we're playing the percentages here
He’s only hitting .396 against Righties
If it wasnt for Bernie Williams and the Diamondbacks
This is likely this would be a match up that gives me traumatic flashbacks
And I think my radio feed is delayed, too.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 21, 2008 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions
He HOBBLED.
I’m getting a drink.
Fuck you chipper.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 21, 2008 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions
XFD So predictable
Rhodes blows cock against righties.
God I hate it when people quote s-hitter counting stats as if they bat 50-50 from both sides.
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Also, Chipper is historically worse against RHers so I'm ok with that move.
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by JI on Jun 21, 2008 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions
"Only 3 HRs batting righty, 8 batting lefty!!"
So… about the same rate?
Their numbers are 100% wrong
http://www.baseball-reference.com/pi/bsplit.cgi?n1=jonesch06&year=2008
the usual break down is about 75-25 for a full time player
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by JI on Jun 21, 2008 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions
But Chipper has been closer to 67-33 the last few years.
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by JI on Jun 21, 2008 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I didn't realize he looked like a twelve year old kid.
Maybe we can trade for him to please Washburn?
Let us laugh beofer this game goes down the shitter:
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by JI on Jun 21, 2008 6:56 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
True
I missed that game, but saw the GIFs, and I couldn’t believe that it was all from the same game.
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
I wish the gameday video wasn't so laggy.
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by JI on Jun 21, 2008 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions
You'll have to wait for the archive before you get a good version.
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by JI on Jun 21, 2008 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions
motion sickeness...
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by JI on Jun 21, 2008 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh thank you Arthur.
For once in my life, thank you.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 21, 2008 6:58 PM PDT reply actions
2000 as well
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by JI on Jun 21, 2008 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Nope.
Every time I watched a game he’d f it up somehow.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 21, 2008 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Someone's on their deathbed.
I’ve determined I can live til 32.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 21, 2008 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I like Tex
He reminds me of what good defense at 1b was like when Olerud was on our team.
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
This reminds me of how Albert Pujols is a manbeast.
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by JI on Jun 21, 2008 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Pujols could play a decent 2B
and did earlier this year.
How did that go for him?
I know he played there for a few innings, but I didn’t get a chance to see it
It was terrifying
he’s way too big to move around the bag and take throws on steals. I thought he was going to get murdered.
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by JI on Jun 21, 2008 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions
He's way to big to play second.
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by JI on Jun 21, 2008 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions
He probably could play a decent third if his elbow wasn't shot.
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by JI on Jun 21, 2008 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions
1978-1990 would disagree with you.
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by JI on Jun 21, 2008 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Expectations.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 21, 2008 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm listening on the radio.
Is it pronounced anything like “teh-share-uh”?
more like
tuh-share-uh
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by JI on Jun 21, 2008 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions
What about all the X es?
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by JI on Jun 21, 2008 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
It's not uncommon that X's are pronounced sounding like an S.
But the Tei is not pronounced Tuh in Teixeira. If it did, his name would be pronounced Tuh-shuh-uh. Although, a deaf person might make this mistake.
However, I am no linguist. Teixeira might pronounce his name the way you think it is, kind of like Bedard (Baydar). But I have never heard anyone pronounce Teixeira “tuh-share-uh.” I would think someone in the media would have got the pronunciation corrected by now.
Maybe it's my Northwest accent.
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by JI on Jun 21, 2008 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Fucking Diamondbacks. Pieces of goddamn shit. Can't fucking hit, can't fucking field. can't fucking hit.
Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
Oh look, it’s the fucking Mariners.
"It didn’t really bother me at all," Johnson said. "If it would have, he’d probably be in a stretcher and I’d be out of the game."
~Randy Johnson on Doug Mientkiewicz taking too long to step into the batters box
Oh look, a goddamn walk. Fuck you Tits. Here comes the BOMB!
"It didn’t really bother me at all," Johnson said. "If it would have, he’d probably be in a stretcher and I’d be out of the game."
~Randy Johnson on Doug Mientkiewicz taking too long to step into the batters box
And just for your information.
JJ’s out til the All Star Break.
Ha ha ha
Will it be Fiddle Cat or Handsome Pete?
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How’s the DTs?
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by Aaron Campeau on Jun 21, 2008 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought you ODed on Coke.
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by JI on Jun 21, 2008 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions
hHon is lame, coke is in now.
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by JI on Jun 21, 2008 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
My computer ate most of heroine
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by JI on Jun 21, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Ok, every other day LL times out on me for about four hours. Does this happen to anyone else?
It’s only LL and no other site. I’m about to give up gamethreads because they’re almost impossible for me.
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 21, 2008 7:12 PM PDT reply actions
It's just you.
"It didn’t really bother me at all," Johnson said. "If it would have, he’d probably be in a stretcher and I’d be out of the game."
~Randy Johnson on Doug Mientkiewicz taking too long to step into the batters box
Rhodes?
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by JI on Jun 21, 2008 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Actually I would prefer Rhodes.
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by JI on Jun 21, 2008 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions
And he would help focus our unfocused rage.
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by JI on Jun 21, 2008 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah I couldn't stay away from you guys.
But thanks for noticing Robert.
Coach Owens = A Chosen Cow.
FUCK YOU TITS YOU MISERABLE LITTLE BITCH!!!
DIE IN A FIRE!
"It didn’t really bother me at all," Johnson said. "If it would have, he’d probably be in a stretcher and I’d be out of the game."
~Randy Johnson on Doug Mientkiewicz taking too long to step into the batters box
You still care?
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by JI on Jun 21, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions
GTE being projected because of the shitty fucking DBacks.
"It didn’t really bother me at all," Johnson said. "If it would have, he’d probably be in a stretcher and I’d be out of the game."
~Randy Johnson on Doug Mientkiewicz taking too long to step into the batters box
Norton sucks?
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by JI on Jun 21, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Not irony.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 21, 2008 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I was playing devil's advocate.
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by JI on Jun 21, 2008 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Okay, maybe not very ironic
But still funny.
Saw it coming
You can run, but you can't hide! Unless it's in this general area over here. Blindspot.
I don't see any downside. This is actually helpful.
by Susheel Ramasahayam on Jun 21, 2008 7:17 PM PDT reply actions
Sylar was going to give us a surprise!
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by Aaron Campeau on Jun 21, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Strikeout Francouer...
And then walkoff homer for McCann.
DAMN CHOP
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 21, 2008 7:18 PM PDT reply actions
i can take losing, but not losing while the racists of Atlanta are chopping.
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WALK IN THE RUN ASSCLOWN!
"It didn’t really bother me at all," Johnson said. "If it would have, he’d probably be in a stretcher and I’d be out of the game."
~Randy Johnson on Doug Mientkiewicz taking too long to step into the batters box
Ahahahahahahahahaha
My God this is just awesome.
Wait, hits him on the hand?
That’s part of the bat. Not a hit batter.
Coincidentally I don't have a whole lot of room in my heart right now for the Mariners
Excluding Felix Beltre Morrow RRS etc.
She should watch out for Bill.
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by JI on Jun 21, 2008 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Whats funny is that I could see them turning the 6-4-3
While the winning run scores.
"It didn’t really bother me at all," Johnson said. "If it would have, he’d probably be in a stretcher and I’d be out of the game."
~Randy Johnson on Doug Mientkiewicz taking too long to step into the batters box
First question on closer application:
Do you know where the fuck you’re throwing the ball?
If the answer is no, hire someone else. I just can’t fathom how Tits was the choice to close. It’s just ego-soothing bullshit, and it’s driving me crazy.
I hate baseball.
"It didn’t really bother me at all," Johnson said. "If it would have, he’d probably be in a stretcher and I’d be out of the game."
~Randy Johnson on Doug Mientkiewicz taking too long to step into the batters box
Losing on a pussy hit.
Just as it should be. Well done, boys.
While it was a pussy hit,
let it be noted that the pitch was dead center, belt-high.
I found it hilarious that Dave referenced
1000000 walks as part of a possible induction speech
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by JI on Jun 21, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions
You sholdn't have given him a quarter.
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by JI on Jun 21, 2008 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I figure
win = good
loss = Strauburg, therefore good
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by JI on Jun 21, 2008 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions
luckily the picks are literally phoned in.
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by JI on Jun 21, 2008 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions
If Miguel Batista was not a very nice man who does very good things...
...I would say some very, very horrible things about his mother right about now.
As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball.
Put it in a poem and it's acceptable
I fucking hate you Mariners
We're excited to get Strasburg. Does that count?
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by Aaron Campeau on Jun 21, 2008 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Damn you you stupid Braves.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 21, 2008 7:22 PM PDT reply actions
Not drunk, just pissed.
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 21, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Fortunately I am riding a high from this afternoon.
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by JI on Jun 21, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I know, I figured you'd be blinded with Braves rage
and there’d be more swearing and spelling errors.
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
YES! I thought the Mariners were gonna blow this one.
We’re still leading the Strasburg race by 3 games.
TITS WOULD BE A GOOD CLOSER BECAUSE HE IS EXPERENCED IN THAT ROLL
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DAMNIT..You must have had that ready to go.
I fucking hate you Mariners
That's just how I role.
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by JI on Jun 21, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Now your being silly.
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by JI on Jun 21, 2008 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I enjoy these
I fucking hate you Mariners
Game.
On the bright side, McCann is good. Had he been retired and we lost to fuckin Gotay I’d be pissed.
Also, STRASBURG
Go Nova
That guy has one of the most awkward looking bodies
I’ve ever seen
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Where is Stuart Scott?!
I fucking hate you Mariners
Did you know stamps are legal tender?
They have to accept them. It’s really funny. I highly recommend it.
by Matthew on Jun 21, 2008 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
On the plus side, we just wasted an 8 strikeout performance by Washburn.
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Boosted his trade value
I fucking hate you Mariners
I dislike Washburn.
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by JI on Jun 21, 2008 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions
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by JI on Jun 21, 2008 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
If the 09 option went away,
I’d be down with that.
Washburn is owed 09 money too
a deal could be reached.
Griffey of course, must retire or kick ass.
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by JI on Jun 21, 2008 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions
He still got the loss
that’s what makes it awesome
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by JI on Jun 21, 2008 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Well he didn't get a win.
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by JI on Jun 21, 2008 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Did I not say the JI/Robert ticket would deliver?
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shhhh
It’s because we get shit done.
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by JI on Jun 21, 2008 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions
When J/M/G lose they will be our slaves.
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by JI on Jun 21, 2008 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions
jason Isringhausen forced me to abuse a hat that is no longer with me.
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by JI on Jun 21, 2008 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions
gifs are no good?
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by JI on Jun 21, 2008 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Bullshit he does
I taught that cracker everything he knows.
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by JI on Jun 21, 2008 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm allowed to say cracker until people find out I'm white.
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by JI on Jun 21, 2008 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I was one of the least white people at my HS.
Seahawks training camp was a real kick in the balls.
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by JI on Jun 21, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
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by JI on Jun 21, 2008 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions
It happened!
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by JI on Jun 21, 2008 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions
seems unlucky
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by JI on Jun 21, 2008 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions
HAHA Gary Mathews was owned by a fly ball.
You can run, but you can't hide! Unless it's in this general area over here. Blindspot.
As in he misplayed it
or the flyball bludgeoned him?
he misplayed it
it was gone anyway, but gifable
You can run, but you can't hide! Unless it's in this general area over here. Blindspot.
by PhilKenSebben on Jun 21, 2008 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions
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by JI on Jun 21, 2008 11:28 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I wish he would have done the mlb video game glitch and superman'd it in to home
I fucking hate you Mariners
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