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Jarrod Washburn's explanation for his latest [COATHANGER] start will probably have something to do with his Japanese catcher.

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Jun 2008 by Jeff - 73 comments

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Yeah I think those are mine too.

Here lies: Somebody
[Sometime to Sometime]
--*^*--
He cried.

by qrsouther on Jun 2, 2008 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Was it good or gross?

Here lies: Somebody
[Sometime to Sometime]
--*^*--
He cried.

by qrsouther on Jun 2, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Of course it was good

Like when you put together multiple varieties of squishy at your local 7-11 into one 64 ounce cup

by marinator on Jun 2, 2008 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Or snowcone at a minor league baseball game.

Here lies: Somebody
[Sometime to Sometime]
--*^*--
He cried.

by qrsouther on Jun 2, 2008 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I always liked the red ones

But blue is my second favorite

by OlSalty on Jun 2, 2008 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What will it take for MLB to ban those brittle bats?

Quite frankly a bat flying into the stands and spilling my beer would be enough for me.

by marinator on Jun 2, 2008 8:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The key is to figure out why they are used so widely

and why the alternatives aren’t used as much.

by Gomez on Jun 2, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

EVIL JOHJIMA

Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.

by PhilKenSebben on Jun 2, 2008 8:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

We need an ally

Now would be the perfect time to secretly turn Gomez against Jeff.

by JI on Jun 2, 2008 8:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Washburn needs to freshen up his excuses

I hope he blames Erik Aybar for looking too much like a 13 year old girl.

by Omerta on Jun 2, 2008 8:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I had a green one once, i liked it.

Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.

by PhilKenSebben on Jun 2, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Second from left.

Here lies: Somebody
[Sometime to Sometime]
--*^*--
He cried.

by qrsouther on Jun 2, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Great

My folks had an innate disdain for food coloring, however.

by Gomez on Jun 2, 2008 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My parents kept the unhealthiest food in the world around.

My idea of rebellion was to get interested in hippie food and never eat anything with artificial colors/flavors. I might have to make an exception for Otter Pops, though, I had forgotten how much I love them.

-aaron c.

by acblue on Jun 2, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fatty.

Here lies: Somebody
[Sometime to Sometime]
--*^*--
He cried.

by qrsouther on Jun 2, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

(no brb dessert jokes please.)

Here lies: Somebody
[Sometime to Sometime]
--*^*--
He cried.

by qrsouther on Jun 2, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Your sig is too still big

and dola posts aren’t looked kindly upon unless they’re really worth it. This, for example, is not such a case.

by Matthew on Jun 2, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mine?

This is all the space your sig should occupy.

by qrsouther on Jun 2, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Where do I stand

I need validation damnit

by Robert on Jun 2, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I still see a drunk thread

That means my cache of recs still survive

by Robert on Jun 2, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You actually believed me?

98% of the things I say are an outright falsehood.

by Matthew on Jun 2, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

the pay sucks.

I don’t want that job.

by Matthew on Jun 2, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

thank god you showed up

we need another good poster in here.

by Matthew on Jun 2, 2008 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wouldn't get your hopes up

I took the red eye back from Seattle last night, and I’ve spent all day working and packing. This Guinness is pretty much the only thing all day that hasn’t sucked on some level.

by ningwers on Jun 2, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is that a new one?

I like it.

Here lies: Somebody
[Sometime to Sometime]
--*^*--
He cried.

by qrsouther on Jun 2, 2008 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh noes.

It’s Mama Bear.

"Hole in one, eh?"

by Coach Owens on Jun 2, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was actually glad he explained it.

Less for me to wonder about.

Here lies: Somebody
[Sometime to Sometime]
--*^*--
He cried.

by qrsouther on Jun 2, 2008 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

See the thread after

Jeff and Matthew went to their “Pitch F/X conference”.

"Hole in one, eh?"

by Coach Owens on Jun 2, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I punt!

I’m the first string punter and kicker on my freshman team. Proud?

This is all the space your sig should occupy.

by qrsouther on Jun 2, 2008 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm so non-conformist that I'm going to non-conform from all of you

I don’t mind this comment. It’s a half-decent attempt Coach.

by Matthew on Jun 2, 2008 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I appreciate your knowledge of my references

and have shown my appreciation by commending your comment. Well done sir!

by Matthew on Jun 2, 2008 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I didn't get cable until I went to college

you have no idea how hard me and my friends overdosed on SP.

by JI on Jun 2, 2008 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I go have about 5 shows that I cycle through having on continuously in the background

Futurama, House, SP, MST3K and a rotation of lesser shows like Sports Night or Coupling.

by Matthew on Jun 2, 2008 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I go through

Mariners, Family Guy, Futurama when on, 48 hours murder mysteries, and Breaking Bad when it’s in season.

I watch quite little TV for a 14 year old, so I’m told.

This is all the space your sig should occupy.

by qrsouther on Jun 2, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

To be clear you can't flag for being dumb/being coach, right?

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Jun 2, 2008 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think that'd be unfair.

This is all the space your sig should occupy.

by qrsouther on Jun 2, 2008 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

of course you can

mark it as inappropriate and then just say stupid or something in the message field.

by Matthew on Jun 2, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

In Baseball Mogul 2008...

If you put Jarrod Washburn on the trading block, you don’t get any offers. Nada. He’s immovable. Same thing with Miguel Batista.

The binary gods foresaw this.

Coldly devouring reason as if it were a delectable snack

by Frosty Raptor on Jun 2, 2008 8:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Goddammit I hate when the thread is close mid-thought

I was going to say that Japanese space-age robot anime is gay, and that the yellow ranger is a chick, not a dude.

by JI on Jun 2, 2008 8:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I thought you'd have replies for me.

And yes I agree now, but 1999 me was impressed. Bear in mind I was 5.

This is all the space your sig should occupy.

by qrsouther on Jun 2, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Seriously put on NBC for the Stanley Cup Finals

Right now. This is a fantastic game.

Go Nova

by dbroncos31 on Jun 2, 2008 8:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So many choices

who knew that the Mariners sucking would open up a whole other world of viewing possibilities…

by Omerta on Jun 2, 2008 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Soooo close

Detroit soooooo close.

The only red jersey team I like in the sports world. Fuck Pittsburgh, they can have the Cup when they give us our Rings back.

by Slica on Jun 2, 2008 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hate Pitt /Flyers fan

but I’ll be honest: I wanted OT.

Now the Wings need to finish it

Go Nova

by dbroncos31 on Jun 2, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That thing is seriously up for "best cap of the year"?

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by qrsouther on Jun 2, 2008 8:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Was too easy.

I’ve learned to let those go by, thanks to JI and kentroyals.

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by qrsouther on Jun 2, 2008 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Removing the pedophile.

At last.

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by qrsouther on Jun 2, 2008 8:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Keep him in!

I like to watch him get shelled.

by Susheel Ramasahayam on Jun 2, 2008 8:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Woody Paige wants to trade Matt Holliday for Cliff Lee and change

Maybe we can convince Colorado to take Jarrod Washburn. His suck pitch is immune to the effects of Coors Field.

Coldly devouring reason as if it were a delectable snack

by Frosty Raptor on Jun 2, 2008 8:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Please don't walk one in bud.

This is all the space your sig should occupy.

by qrsouther on Jun 2, 2008 8:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I've been corrected by JI.

I will have to commit ritualistic seppuku now.

by BrianL on Jun 2, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

When did seppuku go in and Jihad go out?

This is all the space your sig should occupy.

by qrsouther on Jun 2, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I meant as memes

I didn’t mean they were comparable.

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by qrsouther on Jun 2, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think my editing is alright

My substance is questionable to you guys, though.

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by qrsouther on Jun 2, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ehhhh don't do that...

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by qrsouther on Jun 2, 2008 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's Oklahoma City

so it’s fair game for Seattlites at least for the next couple of years

by ningwers on Jun 2, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, I guess your reasoning is there

I still think it’s pretty harsh.

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by qrsouther on Jun 2, 2008 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

One of my HS classmates was a hot chick from OKC

She was rather nonplussed in recounting a story of an aunt who got blown up in that bombing. It’s like she didn’t care. It was almost funny.

by Gomez on Jun 2, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So Torii Hunter went 0-3 with 2 Ks against Washburn.

Someone’s committing seppuku later

Go Nova

by dbroncos31 on Jun 2, 2008 8:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This goalie interference shit is bullshit

2 in OT so far??? Fuck you refs

Go Nova

by dbroncos31 on Jun 2, 2008 8:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Isn't Coach big into the Wings?

Shouldn’t he be on the edge of his seat now?

by JI on Jun 2, 2008 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm not big into it either

but the game does have it’s appeal.

by JI on Jun 2, 2008 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'll say that the story that would later become miracle is impressive

I just am not that into it, and I don’t really know the teams.

This is all the space your sig should occupy.

by qrsouther on Jun 2, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

*Joins you in non-hockeydom*

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Jun 2, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks bud.

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by qrsouther on Jun 2, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

There really aren't

that many. But its skewed because our leader is and because my Hockey % is like a lot

Go Nova

by dbroncos31 on Jun 2, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My HS classmates were all into the Wings

That was obnoxious as, at the time, they were hockey’s version of the Yankees.

by Gomez on Jun 2, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My history teacher is way into the Wings, Tiggers, and Lions

But in all fairness she’s from Michigan.

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by qrsouther on Jun 2, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It was no typo.

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by qrsouther on Jun 2, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know.

I was dressing to impress you.

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by qrsouther on Jun 2, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Like supersoakers.

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by qrsouther on Jun 2, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks JI.

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by qrsouther on Jun 2, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This isn't VEB

we don’t have to rub each other’s balls after every good comment.

by JI on Jun 2, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah okay you ended that one pretty well.

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by qrsouther on Jun 2, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, water fights in general never live up to their expectations

Except when water balloons are involved, but that has the added bonus of the hilarious impact

by ningwers on Jun 2, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The big thing was

is that I could piss harder than a Supersoaker would shoot. It was a misleading ad.

by JI on Jun 2, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I always liked water fights

But supersoakers would get broken and like be hard to refill and shit.

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by qrsouther on Jun 2, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

one of my favorite freshman moments.

A hallmate and I were finished a few days early and were kicking around the dorm until everyone else finished. One night some people across the hall were studying and repeatedly kept barking at us for making too much noise in our lounge around 8-9pm. So we started lobbing peanuts at them across the atrium. They responded by closing the shutters to their lounge. My hallmate ended the fight by filling up a giant water balloon and shotputting it into the shutters whereupon it shattered and soaked them all and their notes.

by Matthew on Jun 2, 2008 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So it's okay for you to muse about school and happenings

But I get facepalm?

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by qrsouther on Jun 2, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mine have been too...

i.e. the punting thing…

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by qrsouther on Jun 2, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Eh

No one cares about your fantasy HS football team

Go Nova

by dbroncos31 on Jun 2, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm in 8th grade...

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by qrsouther on Jun 2, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Replace HS with MS

Point remains the same

Go Nova

by dbroncos31 on Jun 2, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fact

Most of the Tahoma box scores reported in the PI from 2003-2004 were made up by a teacher.

by Robert on Jun 2, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So did I

We need a Robert/JI venn diagram

by Robert on Jun 2, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I got to be bench coach

Which meant I was official scorer, which meant I dealt with the media, which meant people would beg me for hits.

by JI on Jun 2, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That must have been interesting

Johnson 3-t6 with a Htr and w2 RBOs

Go Nova

by dbroncos31 on Jun 2, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They stopped paying the students to cover it

and instead used a lazy ass substitute teacher.

by Robert on Jun 2, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

There's a difference.

I wasn’t referring to football or an actual punt. We were all discussing actual applications of water balloons v. Supersoakers.

by JI on Jun 2, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ah yes you're right.

I still saw the word and got excited. I apologize.

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by qrsouther on Jun 2, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My friend pissed out a 2nd floor window

and into the corner room below us. They were not amused.

Go Nova

by dbroncos31 on Jun 2, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs