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Carlsonf14_tiny by Robert on Comment 611 comments

I am bored and not drunk, but I do have is a pirated copy of MS Paint. What I don't have is anything to draw. Direct me and my C+ grade in 7th grade introduction to Art class education.

 

Llboredja2_medium

Just to clarify I can't draw the following things:

  • Anything not in stick figure form.
  • Things that look real.
  • People doing anything but holding hands and doing NSFW activities with their mouth.
  • For free.

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*pushes glasses up brim of nose*

How do you pirate something that comes with every Microsoft OS? Unless you’re not running a Microsoft OS…ah…I see now

"Dragons" are actually dinosaurs hunted to extinction by man in the Middle Ages. Check your Chinese calendars people.

by Frosty Raptor on Jun 19, 2008 9:25 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

haha

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 19, 2008 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This was pretty resourceful of you.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 19, 2008 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I bet I can win at that game.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 19, 2008 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

FALSE

I found you on Facebook last week.

by Robert on Jun 19, 2008 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So you're saying you rejected an advance at friendship?

Sad.
Now I hurt.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 19, 2008 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You could send me a fake drink on facebook.

Except you didn’t want to be my friend.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 19, 2008 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sorry. Go back to the eyebrows.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 19, 2008 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I dont remember anything more about that night

Expcept talking to Graham on Matthews computer and having Jeff kick a soccerball at me when I was trying to pass out.

by Robert on Jun 19, 2008 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Draw the Vidro/hockey net combo.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 19, 2008 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Or are you just trying to look like a nice guy?

As opposed to your cartoonish appearance as a sinister villain?

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 19, 2008 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Actually, they're pretty funny.

They paint a vivid picture.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 19, 2008 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The soccer ball was gone when you woke up

and it had been replaced with napkins

by Jeff on Jun 19, 2008 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Do the napkins catch drool?

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 19, 2008 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You're horrible.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 19, 2008 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's your comeback?

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 19, 2008 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Please translate your comment.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 19, 2008 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ah yes

the c word is supposed to be “called”

Don’t ask, I don’t know how it happened either.

by JI on Jun 19, 2008 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Your typos impress me.

I tried to type “you’re” but my fingers wouldn’t let me.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 19, 2008 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I love how the image is scaled down...

like 3 pixels.

Sidebar that sucker!

by Wilder. on Jun 19, 2008 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't be thankful

Unless you’re happy that you’re not laughing out loud at work

by ningwers on Jun 19, 2008 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hells yes

Looks I like I know a girl now. TAKE THAT CORCO!

by Robert on Jun 19, 2008 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Where's my drink?

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 19, 2008 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Received.

Is that a real beer?

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 19, 2008 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Also

YOU GOT ROOFIED HAHA

by Robert on Jun 19, 2008 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dork, the beer is CLOSED.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 19, 2008 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It also worries me that he's at my alma mater.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 19, 2008 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Robert stealing napkins.

Robert bunting in softball.

by Wilder. on Jun 19, 2008 9:47 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

If Jeff ever does write up a weekend review

these pictures definitely have to be included

by ningwers on Jun 19, 2008 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

:(

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Jun 19, 2008 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Seriously how can it be this difficult to get a fucking fake.

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Jun 19, 2008 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Go to Hawaii.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 19, 2008 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Have you gotten it yet

You have to refer me to whoever gets you a good one.

Jl/Robert '08: Promise for a CoachCage tomorrow!

by Fin on Jun 19, 2008 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Do you have any friends that work at movie theatres?

When I worked at a theatre all the under 21s were able to find fakes in the lost and found. Any super high volume environment with somewhat lax standards about that sort of thing is a goldmine. Otherwise you’re kinda’ SOL, because the newer IDs are damned near impossible to fake.

Brought to you by Carl's Jr.

by acblue on Jun 19, 2008 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, your best bet is to find someone who looks like you

And buy their ID. Brett at least has a beard which can only help.

by Sec 108 on Jun 19, 2008 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

HAHAHAHAHA

Fan-fucking-tastic

by ningwers on Jun 19, 2008 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

At least he's not playing a fiddle.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 19, 2008 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

How many hours did that take you?

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 19, 2008 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe he doesn't recognize his own shirt.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 19, 2008 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's simply fetching.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 19, 2008 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like this picture less and less everytime I see it.

-1 rec for LFoJL for probably giving me nightmares.

by JI on Jun 19, 2008 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We shall all see the sun rise and fall at the same time.

And the earth will be flat.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 19, 2008 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The world is a rhombus

borne through the cosmos in the pincers of two enormous green lobsters called Esmerelda and Keith.

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on Jun 20, 2008 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Me too.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 19, 2008 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow holy crap that was a lot darker than I intended it to be

Damn alcohol….

We went there after my grandpa passed away because he made us go there every time we visited him and we felt it was appropriate to go there again as a family after his funeral. It wasn’t really a sad thing, he lived ‘til he was 90 and died of old age, and it was really a very nice thing just to go there and honor him. And the food kinda grows on you, probably more because of the cheapness and quantity than the quality.

Anyways this joke was ruined, fuck.

by OlSalty on Jun 21, 2008 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I find this unlikely

and I’m pretty sure the Simpsons did something similar.

by JI on Jun 19, 2008 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He has a name?

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 19, 2008 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hahaha

I have no idea how the vibrant eyes worked their way in

by ningwers on Jun 19, 2008 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What's on the napkin?

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 19, 2008 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Had no idea where that came from.

But laughed anyway.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 19, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think it was the game thread from two nights ago

I’ve a had a few beers. Memory no bueno.

by ningwers on Jun 19, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bien, hablas espanol mientras borracho.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 19, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's pretty much all I got.

That, and a little French I learned in high school.

by ningwers on Jun 19, 2008 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Que lastima.

I lapse into spanish while drinking.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 19, 2008 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And while drinking, a conversation in Spanish and French makes sense.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 19, 2008 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Do you puncuate correctly in your dreams?

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 19, 2008 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Inconclusive.

This will require some hands on research.

by ningwers on Jun 19, 2008 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I apparently don't spell in real life, so no big deal.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 19, 2008 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No worries

JI set that bar so low you can’t possibly fail

by ningwers on Jun 19, 2008 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have dreams like that too sometimes

It’s a wonder of the human mind.

Coach Owens = A Chosen Cow.

by qrsouther on Jun 19, 2008 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Speaking Spanish while drinking?

Or a conversation in Spanish and French making sense?

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 20, 2008 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We're elitist and special that way.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 20, 2008 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

exactly

and the more we drink the better our Spanish gets

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 20, 2008 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh I know it's not true

because I started doing my internet Spanish homework drunk to test the hypothesis. I failed every assignment I attempted to do drunk

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 20, 2008 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No no no.

It doesn’t translate to writing. Only to speech. It doesn’t connect to your hands. The neurological transmitters have to take too many paths and the alcohol breaks them down.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 20, 2008 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

interesting

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 20, 2008 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

But I think in writing.

Speech comes second.

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on Jun 20, 2008 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Then your Spanish probably doesn't work anyway.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 20, 2008 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't speak Spanish at all.

The government made me study French for 6 years, though.

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on Jun 21, 2008 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You're Canadian?

Jl/Robert '08: Promise for a CoachCage tomorrow!

by Fin on Jun 21, 2008 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

*Your

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Jun 22, 2008 2:15 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You're*

You are Canadian?

Jl/Robert '08: Promise for a CoachCage tomorrow!

by Fin on Jun 22, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes.

I live a 2.5 hour drive from Safeco (assuming only a slight delay at the border – last time I took the train just to avoid the hassle).

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on Jun 24, 2008 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh it's true.

We’re so smart at Puget Sound that our drinking makes us even more intelligent.

Wittier too.

We also scorn cheap beer.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 20, 2008 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

"We also scorn cheap beer"

Most of the evidence we’ve seen contradicts this statement.

by ningwers on Jun 20, 2008 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not true

I’ve moved from Natty Light up to Key Light up to Bud Light up to any delicious Pyramid or Red Hook Microbrew

Still drink Coors or Budweiser for pong/other drinking games

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 20, 2008 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fair enough

I haven’t followed your drinking course closely enough, but I’m proud of you.

by ningwers on Jun 20, 2008 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey now. Play nice.

Unless you’re talking about Corco. I refuse shit beer. The UPS parties I went to almost always had microbrew.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 20, 2008 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Frats never do

and generally sophomore individual homes don’t, but some of the upperclass houses I’ve partied in do

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 20, 2008 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You're a frat boy?

Dare I ask which one?

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 20, 2008 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

no I'm not

but the frats throw parties

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 20, 2008 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, I was talking about Corco

but it’s all been straightened out

by ningwers on Jun 20, 2008 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Donde esta mi cerveza puta?

Coach Owens = A Chosen Cow.

by qrsouther on Jun 19, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

En su butthole, butthol.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 19, 2008 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not so much.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 19, 2008 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's not?

Coach Owens = A Chosen Cow.

by qrsouther on Jun 19, 2008 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not so much.

by Jeff on Jun 19, 2008 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Please see Jeff's post above.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 19, 2008 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Robert and JI gettin' it on.

I reject your reality and substitute my own!

Also, I'm always down for some online Grand Theft Auto IV or Rock Band. Gamertag: Phildopip

by Phildopip on Jun 19, 2008 9:57 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm confused

Robert and JI aren’t the same person, correct?

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Jun 19, 2008 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Vidro on a Rascal

Coach Owens = No Fun Zone

by Scruffy Lefty on Jun 19, 2008 10:11 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I think he can draw that walker thing better than a Rascal, anyway.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 19, 2008 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You have impressive stick figure skills.

And create wonderful eagles.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 19, 2008 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Where did this voting thing start?

Can some point me to that thread?

Coach Owens = No Fun Zone

by Scruffy Lefty on Jun 19, 2008 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I what?

Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.

by qrsouther on Jun 19, 2008 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

:(

Coach Owens = A Chosen Cow.

by qrsouther on Jun 19, 2008 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

How?

I don’t get it.

Coach Owens = A Chosen Cow.

by qrsouther on Jun 19, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Give him about five years.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 19, 2008 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I still don't know what you mean

If I just put a sad face in the subject line it tells me I need a subject and a body.

Coach Owens = A Chosen Cow.

by qrsouther on Jun 19, 2008 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Drink more.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 19, 2008 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Stupid work on Fridays...

Going to a birthday party tomorrow. Plenty of time to drink then :)

by ningwers on Jun 19, 2008 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Drink.

Your French will improve and your butthol tolerance will be sky high.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 19, 2008 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pues...you win.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 19, 2008 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is there really an actual voting place?

I find this hard to believe.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 19, 2008 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL 'pirated' MS Paint

Maybe later I can send you my pirated copy of Minesweeper

by Gomez on Jun 19, 2008 11:41 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

I'm reading this with my pirated copy of IE.

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on Jun 19, 2008 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So now would be a bad time to mention my playlist?

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 19, 2008 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's actually a purevolume playlist.

Therefore yes, free. Would’ve been actually funny if I’d mentioned that part.
Well, probably not.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 19, 2008 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I pirated the original Mac OS.

I called it Windows.

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on Jun 19, 2008 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

I approve of this comment

Jl/Robert '08: Promise for a CoachCage tomorrow!

by Fin on Jun 19, 2008 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Could you MS paint me

A picture of Jim Riggleman (or any assistant coach for that matter) placing a barrel on the first base line, and Vidro averting his eyes arrogantly. Or something like that.

Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.

by qrsouther on Jun 19, 2008 4:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

To be fair, he did post his paint limitations.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 19, 2008 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Alex

You fucking rock

by ningwers on Jun 19, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

rec'd

you + are = you're

by Katal LM on Jun 19, 2008 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's not?

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 19, 2008 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It refers to the senate?

(In which case zomg politics)

by JI on Jun 19, 2008 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I feel sheepish.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 19, 2008 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

In what way?

Four-legged and leary of Scotsmen?

by ningwers on Jun 19, 2008 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wooly and well-adapted to rainy climes.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 19, 2008 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Absolutely not.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 19, 2008 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Woolly: confused and addled of mind.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 19, 2008 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sheep?

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 19, 2008 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wha?

Pro-body hair discussion?

by ningwers on Jun 19, 2008 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Except you are apparently in its favor.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 19, 2008 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh please God someone make THAT stop.

No wonder it was hidden.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 19, 2008 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah wasn't much of a fan.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 19, 2008 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought that where they were going

but I don’t think the plane ever got off the runway.

by JI on Jun 19, 2008 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thank goodness most people around here don't feel the need to go down that path.

Thanks to all you not-disgusting males.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 19, 2008 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is why we went out of our way to warn you

I honestly expected it would be Corco first though, this was a bit of a shock.

by OlSalty on Jun 19, 2008 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Corco has not hit on me.

Maybe because we went to the same school? No idea. He doesn’t know me though.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 19, 2008 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If he does hit on you

he will assure us all that you are a 10.

So it’s not completely awful.

by JI on Jun 19, 2008 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

But I am.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 20, 2008 5:04 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Proof?

Seriously though, Corco kind of has lower standards than most guys do. But in his case, that’s probably better for him.

Jl/Robert '08: Promise for a CoachCage tomorrow!

by Fin on Jun 20, 2008 6:46 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My self-esteem just shot through the roof.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 20, 2008 7:04 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

But Corco hasn't hit on you yet?

Jl/Robert '08: Promise for a CoachCage tomorrow!

by Fin on Jun 20, 2008 7:18 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My standards are NOT low

If anything they are too high

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 20, 2008 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hahahahahahahaha

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Jun 20, 2008 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

What is that a response to?

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 20, 2008 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

But I am.

Use the UP button.

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on Jun 20, 2008 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

To my "But I am a ten" comment?

I didn’t realize it was advertising.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 20, 2008 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Change from the gnome.

Stop being scared of Graham.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 20, 2008 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm not sure that's wise.

There is such a thing as a healthy level of fear of Graham.

by ningwers on Jun 20, 2008 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He could tunnel out. Or use an exploding tree bomb firecracker.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 20, 2008 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

But he'd just push your arm away and fucking own you.

Graham’s as strong as like forty five of you, or as strong as one man

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Jun 20, 2008 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is why he still has a gnome as his avatar.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 20, 2008 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He may be like six feet tall

But the strength of a gnome is just distributed throughout that frame.

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Jun 20, 2008 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shh, you're not helping.

I want to see what happens if he changes from the gnome to the paint version of big gay eagle.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 20, 2008 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Speaking of which

What the hell happened to it? Robert, did you change it to the one-pixel version?

by ningwers on Jun 20, 2008 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I still see it.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 20, 2008 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is that the sad little 8 oz pepsi?

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 19, 2008 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't even drink soda.

But the message hurts all the same :(

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Jun 20, 2008 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

1:25?!

Screw this noise. French super models riding steam-powered dinosaurs beckon!

by ningwers on Jun 19, 2008 10:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Don't forget your monocle and silver tipped cane.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 19, 2008 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

In North Los Angeles, maybe.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 19, 2008 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes, I would love it if the sun came up a bit later.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 19, 2008 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Get on it, JI

If you dream it wil come true.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 19, 2008 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

2.8 is not really a lot in the grand scheme of things.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 19, 2008 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's getting worse.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 19, 2008 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

2.8 homes would be tough

If one was in Washington and the other was in Germany and the third was at the South Pole.

by JI on Jun 19, 2008 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

South Pole?

Fuck the penguins. I don’t care how nicely they’re dressed.

by ningwers on Jun 19, 2008 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wasn't there a reason you were going to bed?

Maybe the penguins can figure in to those dreams.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 19, 2008 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lies.

It’s a sausage fest down there.

by ningwers on Jun 19, 2008 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Have you met many hot scientists?

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 19, 2008 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The science will beat the attractive out.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 19, 2008 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know this person

it’ll be the other way around.

by JI on Jun 19, 2008 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

...

(Submitted without comment)

by ningwers on Jun 19, 2008 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was assuming that since I was asking JI...

But I could be wrong.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 19, 2008 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

2.8 will be the remaining fans visited by the moose on Opening Day.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 19, 2008 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So to recap

This team caused:

-The Ronald McDonald Gremlin
-The Ass Rash Picture
-The Coach and Butthol Variety Hour
-The Body Hair Subthread
-Me typing

by JI on Jun 19, 2008 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And also many of us having to see extremely unattractive large females.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 19, 2008 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh yeah

That happened more than once, and yes I was eating.

by JI on Jun 19, 2008 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

"were"

You were eating.

by ningwers on Jun 19, 2008 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wait

That’s doesn’t make any god damn sense.

by ningwers on Jun 19, 2008 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bed.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 19, 2008 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Look up.

resticted?

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 19, 2008 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

obviously

it would end timezones and said East Coast Bias that they cause

by JI on Jun 19, 2008 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Or West Coast bias around here.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 19, 2008 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

/n00b

here

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 20, 2008 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh shit, I'm retarded, that's the July OPS

I’m stupid, sorry for doubting the math skillz of the LL dictator

by seattlebruin on Jun 20, 2008 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just don't doubt his scientist attractiveness.

I think that’s where you’ll actually get into trouble.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 20, 2008 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not exactly

I’m pretty sure we can still sink lower. You’ve just brought us closer to it.

by ningwers on Jun 20, 2008 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

General announcement to the group

THIS IS NOT A CHALLENGE!

Thank you.

by ningwers on Jun 20, 2008 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thank you for that disclaimer.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 20, 2008 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ever feel like a parent, Jeff?

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 20, 2008 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sometimes children screw up.

Love them anyway.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 20, 2008 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm sending you my kids.

I poked holes in the box.

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on Jun 20, 2008 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

don't spoil 'em

they gotta learn sometime.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Jun 20, 2008 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No thanks.

I don’t actually want to practice what I preach.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 20, 2008 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Haven't the Mariners taught you not to say such things? It's a challenge.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 20, 2008 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

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