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Carlsonf14_tiny by Robert on Comment 611 comments

I am bored and not drunk, but I do have is a pirated copy of MS Paint. What I don't have is anything to draw. Direct me and my C+ grade in 7th grade introduction to Art class education.

 

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Just to clarify I can't draw the following things:

  • Anything not in stick figure form.
  • Things that look real.
  • People doing anything but holding hands and doing NSFW activities with their mouth.
  • For free.

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*pushes glasses up brim of nose*

How do you pirate something that comes with every Microsoft OS? Unless you’re not running a Microsoft OS…ah…I see now

"Dragons" are actually dinosaurs hunted to extinction by man in the Middle Ages. Check your Chinese calendars people.

by Frosty Raptor on Jun 19, 2008 9:25 AM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

haha

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 19, 2008 9:45 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

This was pretty resourceful of you.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 19, 2008 11:57 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I bet I can win at that game.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 19, 2008 12:15 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

FALSE

I found you on Facebook last week.

by Robert on Jun 19, 2008 12:16 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

So you're saying you rejected an advance at friendship?

Sad.
Now I hurt.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 19, 2008 12:16 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You could send me a fake drink on facebook.

Except you didn’t want to be my friend.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 19, 2008 12:21 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Sorry. Go back to the eyebrows.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 19, 2008 12:26 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I dont remember anything more about that night

Expcept talking to Graham on Matthews computer and having Jeff kick a soccerball at me when I was trying to pass out.

by Robert on Jun 19, 2008 12:28 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Draw the Vidro/hockey net combo.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 19, 2008 12:41 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Or are you just trying to look like a nice guy?

As opposed to your cartoonish appearance as a sinister villain?

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 19, 2008 12:51 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Actually, they're pretty funny.

They paint a vivid picture.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 19, 2008 1:07 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Do the napkins catch drool?

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 19, 2008 1:20 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You're horrible.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 19, 2008 1:24 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That's your comeback?

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 19, 2008 1:37 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Please translate your comment.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 19, 2008 1:58 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ah yes

the c word is supposed to be “called”

Don’t ask, I don’t know how it happened either.

by JI on Jun 19, 2008 2:02 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Your typos impress me.

I tried to type “you’re” but my fingers wouldn’t let me.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 19, 2008 2:20 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   1 recs

Don't be thankful

Unless you’re happy that you’re not laughing out loud at work

by ningwers on Jun 19, 2008 4:00 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hells yes

Looks I like I know a girl now. TAKE THAT CORCO!

by Robert on Jun 19, 2008 1:12 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Where's my drink?

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 19, 2008 1:18 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Received.

Is that a real beer?

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 19, 2008 1:37 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Also

YOU GOT ROOFIED HAHA

by Robert on Jun 19, 2008 1:42 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dork, the beer is CLOSED.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 19, 2008 2:02 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

:(

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Jun 19, 2008 10:40 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Seriously how can it be this difficult to get a fucking fake.

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Jun 19, 2008 11:52 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Go to Hawaii.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 19, 2008 11:57 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Have you gotten it yet

You have to refer me to whoever gets you a good one.

Jl/Robert '08: Promise for a CoachCage tomorrow!

by Fin on Jun 19, 2008 12:19 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Do you have any friends that work at movie theatres?

When I worked at a theatre all the under 21s were able to find fakes in the lost and found. Any super high volume environment with somewhat lax standards about that sort of thing is a goldmine. Otherwise you’re kinda’ SOL, because the newer IDs are damned near impossible to fake.

Brought to you by Carl's Jr.

by acblue on Jun 19, 2008 12:29 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yeah, your best bet is to find someone who looks like you

And buy their ID. Brett at least has a beard which can only help.

by Sec 108 on Jun 19, 2008 12:38 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

How many hours did that take you?

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 19, 2008 10:35 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Maybe he doesn't recognize his own shirt.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 19, 2008 10:36 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It's simply fetching.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 19, 2008 10:37 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I like this picture less and less everytime I see it.

-1 rec for LFoJL for probably giving me nightmares.

by JI on Jun 19, 2008 10:42 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

We shall all see the sun rise and fall at the same time.

And the earth will be flat.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 19, 2008 10:47 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The world is a rhombus

borne through the cosmos in the pincers of two enormous green lobsters called Esmerelda and Keith.

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on Jun 20, 2008 9:45 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Me too.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 19, 2008 10:46 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wow holy crap that was a lot darker than I intended it to be

Damn alcohol….

We went there after my grandpa passed away because he made us go there every time we visited him and we felt it was appropriate to go there again as a family after his funeral. It wasn’t really a sad thing, he lived ‘til he was 90 and died of old age, and it was really a very nice thing just to go there and honor him. And the food kinda grows on you, probably more because of the cheapness and quantity than the quality.

Anyways this joke was ruined, fuck.

by OlSalty on Jun 21, 2008 11:24 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I find this unlikely

and I’m pretty sure the Simpsons did something similar.

by JI on Jun 19, 2008 10:43 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He has a name?

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 19, 2008 10:48 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hahaha

I have no idea how the vibrant eyes worked their way in

by ningwers on Jun 19, 2008 10:36 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What's on the napkin?

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 19, 2008 6:12 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Had no idea where that came from.

But laughed anyway.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 19, 2008 9:10 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Bien, hablas espanol mientras borracho.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 19, 2008 9:18 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That's pretty much all I got.

That, and a little French I learned in high school.

by ningwers on Jun 19, 2008 9:23 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Que lastima.

I lapse into spanish while drinking.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 19, 2008 9:38 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I have dreams like that too sometimes

It’s a wonder of the human mind.

Coach Owens = A Chosen Cow.

by qrsouther on Jun 19, 2008 9:54 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Speaking Spanish while drinking?

Or a conversation in Spanish and French making sense?

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 20, 2008 11:22 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

We're elitist and special that way.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 20, 2008 12:09 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

exactly

and the more we drink the better our Spanish gets

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 20, 2008 12:11 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh I know it's not true

because I started doing my internet Spanish homework drunk to test the hypothesis. I failed every assignment I attempted to do drunk

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 20, 2008 12:20 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

No no no.

It doesn’t translate to writing. Only to speech. It doesn’t connect to your hands. The neurological transmitters have to take too many paths and the alcohol breaks them down.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 20, 2008 12:21 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

interesting

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 20, 2008 12:28 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

But I think in writing.

Speech comes second.

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on Jun 20, 2008 1:36 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Then your Spanish probably doesn't work anyway.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 20, 2008 1:45 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I don't speak Spanish at all.

The government made me study French for 6 years, though.

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on Jun 21, 2008 5:53 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You're Canadian?

Jl/Robert '08: Promise for a CoachCage tomorrow!

by Fin on Jun 21, 2008 10:56 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

*Your

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Jun 22, 2008 2:15 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You're*

You are Canadian?

Jl/Robert '08: Promise for a CoachCage tomorrow!

by Fin on Jun 22, 2008 7:42 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yes.

I live a 2.5 hour drive from Safeco (assuming only a slight delay at the border – last time I took the train just to avoid the hassle).

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on Jun 24, 2008 10:33 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh it's true.

We’re so smart at Puget Sound that our drinking makes us even more intelligent.

Wittier too.

We also scorn cheap beer.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 20, 2008 12:20 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"We also scorn cheap beer"

Most of the evidence we’ve seen contradicts this statement.

by ningwers on Jun 20, 2008 12:24 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Not true

I’ve moved from Natty Light up to Key Light up to Bud Light up to any delicious Pyramid or Red Hook Microbrew

Still drink Coors or Budweiser for pong/other drinking games

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 20, 2008 12:27 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Fair enough

I haven’t followed your drinking course closely enough, but I