I am bored and not drunk, but I do have is a pirated copy of MS Paint. What I don't have is anything to draw. Direct me and my C+ grade in 7th grade introduction to Art class education.

Just to clarify I can't draw the following things:

• Anything not in stick figure form.
• Things that look real.
• People doing anything but holding hands and doing NSFW activities with their mouth.
• For free.