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In this FanPost we will waste my time.

Trex_in_f14_tiny by Robert on

I am bored and not drunk, but I do have is a pirated copy of MS Paint. What I don't have is anything to draw. Direct me and my C+ grade in 7th grade introduction to Art class education.

 

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Just to clarify I can't draw the following things:

  • Anything not in stick figure form.
  • Things that look real.
  • People doing anything but holding hands and doing NSFW activities with their mouth.
  • For free.

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*pushes glasses up brim of nose*

How do you pirate something that comes with every Microsoft OS? Unless you’re not running a Microsoft OS…ah…I see now

"Dragons" are actually dinosaurs hunted to extinction by man in the Middle Ages. Check your Chinese calendars people.

by Frosty Raptor on Jun 19, 2008 9:25 AM PDT reply actions  

haha

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Jun 19, 2008 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

This was pretty resourceful of you.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 19, 2008 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

I bet I can win at that game.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 19, 2008 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

FALSE

I found you on Facebook last week.

by Robert on Jun 19, 2008 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

So you're saying you rejected an advance at friendship?

Sad.
Now I hurt.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 19, 2008 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

You could send me a fake drink on facebook.

Except you didn’t want to be my friend.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 19, 2008 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry. Go back to the eyebrows.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 19, 2008 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dont remember anything more about that night

Expcept talking to Graham on Matthews computer and having Jeff kick a soccerball at me when I was trying to pass out.

by Robert on Jun 19, 2008 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Draw the Vidro/hockey net combo.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 19, 2008 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or are you just trying to look like a nice guy?

As opposed to your cartoonish appearance as a sinister villain?

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 19, 2008 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, they're pretty funny.

They paint a vivid picture.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 19, 2008 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do the napkins catch drool?

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 19, 2008 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're horrible.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 19, 2008 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's your comeback?

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 19, 2008 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please translate your comment.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 19, 2008 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah yes

the c word is supposed to be “called”

Don’t ask, I don’t know how it happened either.

by JI on Jun 19, 2008 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your typos impress me.

I tried to type “you’re” but my fingers wouldn’t let me.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 19, 2008 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Don't be thankful

Unless you’re happy that you’re not laughing out loud at work

by ningwers on Jun 19, 2008 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hells yes

Looks I like I know a girl now. TAKE THAT CORCO!

by Robert on Jun 19, 2008 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where's my drink?

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 19, 2008 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Received.

Is that a real beer?

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 19, 2008 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also

YOU GOT ROOFIED HAHA

by Robert on Jun 19, 2008 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dork, the beer is CLOSED.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 19, 2008 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

:(

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Jun 19, 2008 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously how can it be this difficult to get a fucking fake.

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Jun 19, 2008 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Go to Hawaii.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 19, 2008 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Have you gotten it yet

You have to refer me to whoever gets you a good one.

Jl/Robert '08: Promise for a CoachCage tomorrow!

by Fin on Jun 19, 2008 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you have any friends that work at movie theatres?

When I worked at a theatre all the under 21s were able to find fakes in the lost and found. Any super high volume environment with somewhat lax standards about that sort of thing is a goldmine. Otherwise you’re kinda’ SOL, because the newer IDs are damned near impossible to fake.

Brought to you by Carl's Jr.

by Aaron Campeau on Jun 19, 2008 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, your best bet is to find someone who looks like you

And buy their ID. Brett at least has a beard which can only help.

by Sec 108 on Jun 19, 2008 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

How many hours did that take you?

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 19, 2008 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe he doesn't recognize his own shirt.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 19, 2008 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's simply fetching.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 19, 2008 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like this picture less and less everytime I see it.

-1 rec for LFoJL for probably giving me nightmares.

by JI on Jun 19, 2008 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

We shall all see the sun rise and fall at the same time.

And the earth will be flat.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 19, 2008 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

The world is a rhombus

borne through the cosmos in the pincers of two enormous green lobsters called Esmerelda and Keith.

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on Jun 20, 2008 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Me too.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 19, 2008 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow holy crap that was a lot darker than I intended it to be

Damn alcohol….

We went there after my grandpa passed away because he made us go there every time we visited him and we felt it was appropriate to go there again as a family after his funeral. It wasn’t really a sad thing, he lived ‘til he was 90 and died of old age, and it was really a very nice thing just to go there and honor him. And the food kinda grows on you, probably more because of the cheapness and quantity than the quality.

Anyways this joke was ruined, fuck.

by OlSalty on Jun 21, 2008 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

He has a name?

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 19, 2008 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahaha

I have no idea how the vibrant eyes worked their way in

by ningwers on Jun 19, 2008 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

What's on the napkin?

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 19, 2008 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Had no idea where that came from.

But laughed anyway.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 19, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bien, hablas espanol mientras borracho.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 19, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's pretty much all I got.

That, and a little French I learned in high school.

by ningwers on Jun 19, 2008 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Que lastima.

I lapse into spanish while drinking.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 19, 2008 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have dreams like that too sometimes

It’s a wonder of the human mind.

Coach Owens = A Chosen Cow.

by qrsouther on Jun 19, 2008 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Speaking Spanish while drinking?

Or a conversation in Spanish and French making sense?

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 20, 2008 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

We're elitist and special that way.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 20, 2008 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

exactly

and the more we drink the better our Spanish gets

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Jun 20, 2008 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh I know it's not true

because I started doing my internet Spanish homework drunk to test the hypothesis. I failed every assignment I attempted to do drunk

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Jun 20, 2008 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

No no no.

It doesn’t translate to writing. Only to speech. It doesn’t connect to your hands. The neurological transmitters have to take too many paths and the alcohol breaks them down.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 20, 2008 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

interesting

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Jun 20, 2008 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

But I think in writing.

Speech comes second.

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on Jun 20, 2008 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then your Spanish probably doesn't work anyway.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 20, 2008 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't speak Spanish at all.

The government made me study French for 6 years, though.

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on Jun 21, 2008 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're Canadian?

Jl/Robert '08: Promise for a CoachCage tomorrow!

by Fin on Jun 21, 2008 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

*Your

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Jun 22, 2008 2:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

You're*

You are Canadian?

Jl/Robert '08: Promise for a CoachCage tomorrow!

by Fin on Jun 22, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

I live a 2.5 hour drive from Safeco (assuming only a slight delay at the border – last time I took the train just to avoid the hassle).

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on Jun 24, 2008 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh it's true.

We’re so smart at Puget Sound that our drinking makes us even more intelligent.

Wittier too.

We also scorn cheap beer.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 20, 2008 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

"We also scorn cheap beer"

Most of the evidence we’ve seen contradicts this statement.

by ningwers on Jun 20, 2008 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not true

I’ve moved from Natty Light up to Key Light up to Bud Light up to any delicious Pyramid or Red Hook Microbrew

Still drink Coors or Budweiser for pong/other drinking games

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Jun 20, 2008 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fair enough

I haven’t followed your drinking course closely enough, but I’m proud of you.

by ningwers on Jun 20, 2008 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey now. Play nice.

Unless you’re talking about Corco. I refuse shit beer. The UPS parties I went to almost always had microbrew.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 20, 2008 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Frats never do

and generally sophomore individual homes don’t, but some of the upperclass houses I’ve partied in do

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Jun 20, 2008 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're a frat boy?

Dare I ask which one?

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 20, 2008 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

no I'm not

but the frats throw parties

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Jun 20, 2008 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Robert and JI gettin' it on.

I reject your reality and substitute my own!

Also, I'm always down for some online Grand Theft Auto IV or Rock Band. Gamertag: Phildopip

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Jun 19, 2008 9:57 AM PDT reply actions  

I'm confused

Robert and JI aren’t the same person, correct?

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Jun 19, 2008 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

You have impressive stick figure skills.

And create wonderful eagles.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 19, 2008 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Where did this voting thing start?

Can some point me to that thread?

Coach Owens = No Fun Zone

by Scruffy Lefty on Jun 19, 2008 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

I what?

Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.

by qrsouther on Jun 19, 2008 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

:(

Coach Owens = A Chosen Cow.

by qrsouther on Jun 19, 2008 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

How?

I don’t get it.

Coach Owens = A Chosen Cow.

by qrsouther on Jun 19, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Give him about five years.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 19, 2008 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still don't know what you mean

If I just put a sad face in the subject line it tells me I need a subject and a body.

Coach Owens = A Chosen Cow.

by qrsouther on Jun 19, 2008 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Drink more.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 19, 2008 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stupid work on Fridays...

Going to a birthday party tomorrow. Plenty of time to drink then :)

by ningwers on Jun 19, 2008 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Drink.

Your French will improve and your butthol tolerance will be sky high.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 19, 2008 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is there really an actual voting place?

I find this hard to believe.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 19, 2008 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL 'pirated' MS Paint

Maybe later I can send you my pirated copy of Minesweeper

by Gomez on Jun 19, 2008 11:41 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

I'm reading this with my pirated copy of IE.

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on Jun 19, 2008 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

So now would be a bad time to mention my playlist?

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 19, 2008 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's actually a purevolume playlist.

Therefore yes, free. Would’ve been actually funny if I’d mentioned that part.
Well, probably not.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 19, 2008 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Could you MS paint me

A picture of Jim Riggleman (or any assistant coach for that matter) placing a barrel on the first base line, and Vidro averting his eyes arrogantly. Or something like that.

Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.

by qrsouther on Jun 19, 2008 4:57 PM PDT reply actions  

To be fair, he did post his paint limitations.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 19, 2008 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's not?

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 19, 2008 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel sheepish.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 19, 2008 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

In what way?

Four-legged and leary of Scotsmen?

by ningwers on Jun 19, 2008 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wooly and well-adapted to rainy climes.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 19, 2008 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sheep?

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 19, 2008 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wha?

Pro-body hair discussion?

by ningwers on Jun 19, 2008 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except you are apparently in its favor.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 19, 2008 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh please God someone make THAT stop.

No wonder it was hidden.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 19, 2008 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought that where they were going

but I don’t think the plane ever got off the runway.

by JI on Jun 19, 2008 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank goodness most people around here don't feel the need to go down that path.

Thanks to all you not-disgusting males.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 19, 2008 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is why we went out of our way to warn you

I honestly expected it would be Corco first though, this was a bit of a shock.

by OlSalty on Jun 19, 2008 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Corco has not hit on me.

Maybe because we went to the same school? No idea. He doesn’t know me though.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 19, 2008 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

If he does hit on you

he will assure us all that you are a 10.

So it’s not completely awful.

by JI on Jun 19, 2008 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

But I am.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 20, 2008 5:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Proof?

Seriously though, Corco kind of has lower standards than most guys do. But in his case, that’s probably better for him.

Jl/Robert '08: Promise for a CoachCage tomorrow!

by Fin on Jun 20, 2008 6:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

My self-esteem just shot through the roof.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 20, 2008 7:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

My standards are NOT low

If anything they are too high

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Jun 20, 2008 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hahahahahahahaha

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Jun 20, 2008 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

What is that a response to?

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 20, 2008 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

But I am.

Use the UP button.

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on Jun 20, 2008 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

To my "But I am a ten" comment?

I didn’t realize it was advertising.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 20, 2008 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Change from the gnome.

Stop being scared of Graham.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 20, 2008 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not sure that's wise.

There is such a thing as a healthy level of fear of Graham.

by ningwers on Jun 20, 2008 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

But he'd just push your arm away and fucking own you.

Graham’s as strong as like forty five of you, or as strong as one man

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Jun 20, 2008 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shh, you're not helping.

I want to see what happens if he changes from the gnome to the paint version of big gay eagle.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 20, 2008 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Speaking of which

What the hell happened to it? Robert, did you change it to the one-pixel version?

by ningwers on Jun 20, 2008 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is that the sad little 8 oz pepsi?

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 19, 2008 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't even drink soda.

But the message hurts all the same :(

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.

by BrettJMiller on Jun 20, 2008 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

1:25?!

Screw this noise. French super models riding steam-powered dinosaurs beckon!

by ningwers on Jun 19, 2008 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Don't forget your monocle and silver tipped cane.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 19, 2008 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

In North Los Angeles, maybe.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 19, 2008 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, I would love it if the sun came up a bit later.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 19, 2008 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Get on it, JI

If you dream it wil come true.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 19, 2008 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

2.8 is not really a lot in the grand scheme of things.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 19, 2008 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's getting worse.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 19, 2008 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

2.8 homes would be tough

If one was in Washington and the other was in Germany and the third was at the South Pole.

by JI on Jun 19, 2008 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

South Pole?

Fuck the penguins. I don’t care how nicely they’re dressed.

by ningwers on Jun 19, 2008 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wasn't there a reason you were going to bed?

Maybe the penguins can figure in to those dreams.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 19, 2008 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

So to recap

This team caused:

-The Ronald McDonald Gremlin
-The Ass Rash Picture
-The Coach and Butthol Variety Hour
-The Body Hair Subthread
-Me typing

by JI on Jun 19, 2008 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah

That happened more than once, and yes I was eating.

by JI on Jun 19, 2008 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

obviously

it would end timezones and said East Coast Bias that they cause

by JI on Jun 19, 2008 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or West Coast bias around here.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 19, 2008 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

/n00b

here

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Jun 20, 2008 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh shit, I'm retarded, that's the July OPS

I’m stupid, sorry for doubting the math skillz of the LL dictator

by seattlebruin on Jun 20, 2008 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just don't doubt his scientist attractiveness.

I think that’s where you’ll actually get into trouble.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 20, 2008 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not exactly

I’m pretty sure we can still sink lower. You’ve just brought us closer to it.

by ningwers on Jun 20, 2008 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you for that disclaimer.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 20, 2008 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ever feel like a parent, Jeff?

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 20, 2008 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sometimes children screw up.

Love them anyway.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 20, 2008 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm sending you my kids.

I poked holes in the box.

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on Jun 20, 2008 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

don't spoil 'em

they gotta learn sometime.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Jun 20, 2008 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

No thanks.

I don’t actually want to practice what I preach.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 20, 2008 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

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