6/18: Open Game Thread, Part 3
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 18, 2008 8:54 PM PDT
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At least the old and weak died and went away during that
by OlSalty on Jun 18, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
HEY SCREW YOU MAN MY GREAT GRAMPS DIED IN THE BATAAN DEATH MARCH.
Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.
by qrsouther on Jun 18, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
That's more bright pink.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
i dont really
i’d kill to have both on this team. Could Pujols hit at Safeco though?
I blink more then Brad Adam does
I'm not very good luck to the M's when I participate actively in game threads.
Or to the quality of the game threads themselves, for that matter. Purely coincidental, of course.
Funny
I can honestly say that same for me (for the M’s) though I think I contribute quite well to the game threads. Wouldn’t you all agree?
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
thanks butthol..
that means a lot, though I didnt know who you were just 3 days ago…
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It's all good.
But yeah man, I like anyone who doesn’t get down on me regularly. You seem like a good guy.
Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.
I think everyone here can say the same thing this year
Hardly anything good has happened this season at all.
There's been moments.
Ibanez creating a montage of funny .gifables, Lopez with the walk-off single, Felix, Dave Sims’ hats…am I missing anything?
So, um, what changes are they going to make...
That they didn’t make last month? Bring up Clement and what? Who?
Hey, how about the relive the 90s by bringing Griffey, Dan Wilson and Edgar back?
I'm not actually making a sandwich
Clement’s swing put me to sleep for a bit
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 18, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I reccomend
Turkey, Hummus, Raspberry Chipotle sauce, cottage cheese, and an assortment of melted cheeses, all on a toasted everything and cheese bagel
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
Actually the saltiness tastes good
and its high in protein low in fat. The only cottage cheese that is bad for you is the kind you find on fat chicks’ legs. zing.
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Also, I know what you're thinking,
this LantermanC dude is one good looking motherf’er, and yes, I agree with you.
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You look like someone I know
But yes, you took the words right out of my text box.
Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.
how old are you? 14?
I dont know any 14 year olds except my little brothers friends…. Do you go to school at SCDS?
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No. I live in Oregon.
But yes I am 14 and you look like someone I know who lives in Florida.
Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.
Nope...
Lived in Redmond, Seattle, just north of Boston, Manhattan, China, Japan, Taiwan, summer in England… but not Florida…
Anyone else loving this internet convo?
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I don't know if anyone has noticed
but Richie’s bat has slowed down from when he first joined the team.
At least he's going out in a fashion that makes it harder to regret.
Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.
Goddammit. WTF is wrong with these recently promoted tacoma hitters?
They take too many pitches,
by Susheel Ramasahayam on Jun 18, 2008 9:07 PM PDT reply actions
Just tough it out.
Who needs sleep?
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Being a Mariners fan isn't about watching the team win
It’s about suffering.
by Smegmalicious on Jun 18, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I agree, this goes for Seattle Sports in general
I kind of wear this with a badge of pride, sort of like those idiot Red sox fans used to I imagine… I actually take offense when Philly fans say they have to suffer through the most when it comes to sports
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Yep.
I actually root hardest for the team to come back and win just to punish the jerks who leave early more than for the win itself.
by Smegmalicious on Jun 18, 2008 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Clearly not.
You’ve been sucked in again.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
This is actually putting me in the mood for a Root Beer float
mmmmmm thank you.
Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.
Negative recs for JI.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Holy shit we can flag the front page posts
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 18, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Obviously he has time to research.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
He has accesss to sortable leaderboards that we do not.
by JI on Jun 18, 2008 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I couldn't find them
but I only had access for five precious minutes.
by JI on Jun 18, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I think that you just have time to waste.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
It's a waste of recs
He spends them all on stuffed crust pizza
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 18, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
mmmmm
LL/USSM ‘09 has to be catered by Pizza hut.
by JI on Jun 18, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I've never tried
but how can it be bad? IT’s melted cheese, which is good, with fatty salty bread… which is good…. That’s like making a BAD candy bar out of chocolate, sugar, caramel, and peanutbutter, its not possible.
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This sounds a wee bit less terrifying than the Rainier eruption
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 18, 2008 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Wee.
Too much time with Graham?
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm late again.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey! 14 year old...go to bed.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Do you know who might be the father?
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 18, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
And WAY better than yours.
"It didn’t really bother me at all," Johnson said. "If it would have, he’d probably be in a stretcher and I’d be out of the game."
~Randy Johnson on Doug Mientkiewicz taking too long to step into the batters box
I'll stick up for you, even though
I’ll get crap for it, I actually thought Butthols comment was funny
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None of the CL guys, that's for sure.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
???
but they’re all such good candidates… (or Customers as Wilder calls them)
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Took the words away from me.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Ponies are tiny horses.
Either sex.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
so if horses were people
would ponies be hobbits, elves, or dwarves… or just plain midgets…
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This is just your own viewpoint, yeah?
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
If you believe, it will happen.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
and yet we're all watching the game...
and posting on this game thread…
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But not really in response to the game...
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I believe "dork factor" was a suggestion.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
my girlfriend just whooped me at smash bros..
am i a gay now?
Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.
none present
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by PhilKenSebben on Jun 18, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
brawl
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by PhilKenSebben on Jun 18, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Okay then I don't care now.
The original is the only one worth an off-topic subthread about.
Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.
she can't beat me on that one.
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by PhilKenSebben on Jun 18, 2008 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
springfield
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by PhilKenSebben on Jun 18, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
its like what 5 miles away?
If you can run there on foot easily, then it’s close enough to be considered the same city.
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less, it is on the other side of I-5
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by PhilKenSebben on Jun 18, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
the shane company
on the intersection of I-5 and I-405 by alderwood mall
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The Shane Company.
On the west corner of highway 217 and Scholl’s Ferry Road.
Open Mondays thru Fridays til 8, Saturdays and Sundays til 5.
My brain is filled with useless knowledge.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Springfield is ghetto Eugene.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
half of it.
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by PhilKenSebben on Jun 18, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
hm.. a girl from a dating website
emailed me and it said she was from springfield… guess that explains why she acted kind of weird…
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You're admitting this?
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, I don't lie
and I’ll admit anything that I’ve done. Corco and BrettJMiller are on the dating website as well
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there IS a good part of springfield.
the part east of 126
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by PhilKenSebben on Jun 18, 2008 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
The further east you go in Springfield
The closer you get to triple homicide.
Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.
i graduated from that high school
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by PhilKenSebben on Jun 18, 2008 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
huh?
Puyallup is a crap hole that is 25 miles out…. Seattle is the greatest city in the world…. Not close or similar at all
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Wrong.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
i liken it to the same thing, plus it is more recogniseable to the people not familiar with the area
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by PhilKenSebben on Jun 18, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I love a good old "jelly bean in the heater" story
Sub par performance by the guys in the booth tonight
He doesn't even want to know the crazy way those jelly beans got in the heater
I’m sure that was one CRAZY NIGHT, am I rite, Val?
by Smegmalicious on Jun 18, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
when I said fat
I mean like 500 pound fat… not like 5’5” 150 lb fat…
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This will only encourage them to continue to bat Vidro in the top of the line-up, curses
It is like a gambling junking getting blackjack with his last chips on the table.
I think butthol is trying to pick up all of the posters of LL
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 18, 2008 9:30 PM PDT reply actions
"Where do you live?"
“You look like someone I know”
“Come here often?”
“Buttsex?”
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 18, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Ohhhh you meant pick up
I thought you meant like, lift the spirits. I have no idea how I got so confused by it.
Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.
offended from being accused of being uplifting
but ok with the fact that he is trying to score dates….
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Kinda used to the haters by now
Never said I was offended, just a bit confused.
Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.
Conversation
Coach: You gave up a hit to Jose Vidro.
Nelson: I’m thinking in at the knees, go high.
Coach: You gave up a hit to Jose Vidro.
That's because Boston fans are racist, anti-semites and hold Hitler in high regard-
I think Gary Matthews Jr said in an interview that Fenway was the only park he was regularly called the “n” word by fans.
I fucking know
I’m tempted to break out my big gay eagle to cheer myself up
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 18, 2008 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
The beak looks like an angry duck's head
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Jun 18, 2008 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
This is a hard team to follow.
We are brave soldiers. Not fighting in Fallujah brave but date the rally fries girl even though she has herpes brave.
This is officially the worst GT of the year.
It’s dead before the game is over. Good threads last for hours after the game ends.
all the good stuff was used up
in the Jeff Sullivan Memorial thread
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
It's not dead, everyone is talking about body hair
by Smegmalicious on Jun 18, 2008 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I agree.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
It is a distraction-
get them focused on body hair, Brad Pitt and Starman while the rest of us scroll down to the bottom of the thread
Random question
one of my bottom teeth is getting slightly crooked, and I hate it, is there a simple dental procedure to fix this?
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in my professional opinion..
don’t try to fix it yourself
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by PhilKenSebben on Jun 18, 2008 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
are you ... a dentist?
Why did you say professional opinion?
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no, i just have professional opinions
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by PhilKenSebben on Jun 18, 2008 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
no power, no walks, double plays
choke artists, having 4 .200 hitters in your lineup
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And on the FSN equivalent in Florida...
they’ll say, “Marlins pitchers held the Mariners to just 3 runs…” as if the skill of the pitchers had something to do with it. I WANT OUR SUCKY PLAYERS TO GET CREDIT, GODDAMMIT!”
HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK
HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK…..
Sshhh
Don’t wake me up
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Jun 18, 2008 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Cuz I'm sleeping on my couch already
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Jun 18, 2008 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
and the commercials, and Dave Valle.
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by PhilKenSebben on Jun 18, 2008 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
You're going to win the moustache contest, Richie....
Oh, no you’re not, cause you’re going to be DFA’d you sack of shit.
Hey Eric, this is the Mariner Moose...
and this is the door, you overrated cocksucker- give us Adam Jones back.
but but ESPN said we have 1-2 PUNCH
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by PhilKenSebben on Jun 18, 2008 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
and it had a better VORP than most of the m's roster.
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by PhilKenSebben on Jun 18, 2008 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, I find myself in the same boat
I wish I at least liked most of our players, but I can honestly say that I don’t care about a lot of them….
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before the season i LIKED most of the players, except Wilkerson, Silva, Wash, Tits and Cairo
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by PhilKenSebben on Jun 18, 2008 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I can't stand SIlva...
Fat bastard- show some respect for the game by getting under 300 pounds. And then we he called out Ichiro- “Some players just care about getting their two hits and going home.” Yeah, I wish the rest of them would do that, cause then the team would have 18 hits every night, you mathematician.
Good lord the stands are empty behind home plate
If you wont’ stay for the whole game, you shouldn’t be allowed to have seats that nice.
"You're standing outside of the line, don't smoke if you're standing outside of the 4 foot by 6 foot Guantanamo Bay sized pen all 800 smokers must be contained in"
“Hot lesbians kissing…stop.”
“You used bad language, you’re kicked out.”
You’re making noise, stop!”
“Don’t bring in any signs other than ones that read “I heart Howard Lincoln”
Deutchland uber alles.
I KNOW! I hate those ushers.. after the 2nd inning
you should be able to sit wherever the hell you want as long as it’s available
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Second is a little soon, i'd say 5th.
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by PhilKenSebben on Jun 18, 2008 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions
don't the diamond club seats people have a buffet they can go to?
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by PhilKenSebben on Jun 18, 2008 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, I blame them.
It’s such a fucking waste. You should never leave a game early.
by Smegmalicious on Jun 18, 2008 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
agreed.
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by PhilKenSebben on Jun 18, 2008 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
ahh Nikki Z, seeing you is a nice reward for sitting through that.
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For sure
Although instead of sitting at the computer following this gamethread you could find much better looking women online, and wearing much more provocative outfits (or none at all)
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Jun 18, 2008 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
they are not telling me what the other AL west teams did today.
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by PhilKenSebben on Jun 18, 2008 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Friday game threads tend to suck, and I hate that,
because that’s the day that I’m most available to dick around on the Internet.
I'll be working
but nonetheless, aren’t fridays supposed to be CoachCage nights?
Jl/Robert '08: Promise for a CoachCage tomorrow!
Tonight's was just pathetic
and that’s with me hiding a bunch of subthreads.
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 19, 2008 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions
I saw the fat-chicks one before you hid it.
I think I speak for everyone more fortunate than I when I say thank you for removing that thing.
I should probably be happy I didn’t see the rest.
Oh, P.S. I drove by Toranado again, and there was an “A” sign from the health department outside, and the front door was open, but there’s still no sign or any indication whatsoever that it exists. The girlfriend said it looked like it was open, but I didn’t get a good look.
Hey wtf?
Friday is my thurdsaty and I need my gamethread on thursdsay bevauese I am like the only vool guy there. (okay, that’s not true, but I do better on Friday than usual in the gamethreads.)
But tonight is my Tuesday and I’m not sure what that proves as far as my being able to keep it othegethr and whatbnot so maybe I shoulf ju8st stop typin angfd go to bed.
Brought to you by Carl's Jr.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 19, 2008 1:59 AM PDT up reply actions
Man duck this game it sucked,
I went with my sistaer and a friend if hers friom Alaska, All he wanted was to see some good baseball and he was srtuck with this bullshit. Fuck tht!
Brought to you by Carl's Jr.
I would need a sherpa to find all of the typos.
Brought to you by Carl's Jr.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 19, 2008 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions
I agree, reading it after the fact, if Jeff did indeed hide subthreads
this the worst gamethread ever
by seattlebruin on Jun 19, 2008 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions
There were like 4 separate subthreads talking about body hair
And not even in an entertaining way, they were just annoying as fuck.
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