6/18: Open Game Thread, Part 3
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Has the game itself been particularly slow?
Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.
by qrsouther on Jun 18, 2008 8:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
At least the old and weak died and went away during that
by OlSalty on Jun 18, 2008 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
HEY SCREW YOU MAN MY GREAT GRAMPS DIED IN THE BATAAN DEATH MARCH.
Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.
by qrsouther on Jun 18, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Make some of them faaaaaaake
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 18, 2008 8:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That's more bright pink.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
never
maybe Pujols for Beltre?
I blink more then Brad Adam does
by mariners11 on Jun 18, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
for the Mariners
i’d take Beltre at 3rd over anyone
I blink more then Brad Adam does
by mariners11 on Jun 18, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You can't seriously believe
Beltre > Pujols.
by JI on Jun 18, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i dont really
i’d kill to have both on this team. Could Pujols hit at Safeco though?
I blink more then Brad Adam does
by mariners11 on Jun 18, 2008 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not very good luck to the M's when I participate actively in game threads.
Or to the quality of the game threads themselves, for that matter. Purely coincidental, of course.
by Omerta on Jun 18, 2008 8:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Funny
I can honestly say that same for me (for the M’s) though I think I contribute quite well to the game threads. Wouldn’t you all agree?
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I personally like you.
Can’t speak for the rest though.
Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.
by qrsouther on Jun 18, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
thanks butthol..
that means a lot, though I didnt know who you were just 3 days ago…
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by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's all good.
But yeah man, I like anyone who doesn’t get down on me regularly. You seem like a good guy.
Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.
by qrsouther on Jun 18, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think everyone here can say the same thing this year
Hardly anything good has happened this season at all.
by marinator on Jun 18, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There's been moments.
Ibanez creating a montage of funny .gifables, Lopez with the walk-off single, Felix, Dave Sims’ hats…am I missing anything?
by Omerta on Jun 18, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So, um, what changes are they going to make...
That they didn’t make last month? Bring up Clement and what? Who?
Hey, how about the relive the 90s by bringing Griffey, Dan Wilson and Edgar back?
by RustyJohn on Jun 18, 2008 8:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Clement up
brb going to make a sandwich while he swings
by Jeff on Jun 18, 2008 9:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm not actually making a sandwich
Clement’s swing put me to sleep for a bit
by Jeff on Jun 18, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You should go now.
I just finished my pancakes.
by Wilder. on Jun 18, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jeff's going for the cycle?
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 18, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, Jeff is having his cycle.
Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.
by qrsouther on Jun 18, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not so fast
What kind of sandwich are we talking about here?
by ningwers on Jun 18, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A party sub
‘cuz it’s….’cuz it’s long?
by OlSalty on Jun 18, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Apparently I do...
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I reccomend
Turkey, Hummus, Raspberry Chipotle sauce, cottage cheese, and an assortment of melted cheeses, all on a toasted everything and cheese bagel
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Negative the turkey and that is one helluva.
Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.
by qrsouther on Jun 18, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Actually the saltiness tastes good
and its high in protein low in fat. The only cottage cheese that is bad for you is the kind you find on fat chicks’ legs. zing.
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is your avatar a picture of you?
Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.
by qrsouther on Jun 18, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes... is yours a picture of you?
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also, I know what you're thinking,
this LantermanC dude is one good looking motherf’er, and yes, I agree with you.
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You look like someone I know
But yes, you took the words right out of my text box.
Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.
by qrsouther on Jun 18, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
how old are you? 14?
I dont know any 14 year olds except my little brothers friends…. Do you go to school at SCDS?
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No. I live in Oregon.
But yes I am 14 and you look like someone I know who lives in Florida.
Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.
by qrsouther on Jun 18, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nope...
Lived in Redmond, Seattle, just north of Boston, Manhattan, China, Japan, Taiwan, summer in England… but not Florida…
Anyone else loving this internet convo?
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can't wait for JI to take us out for it.
Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.
by qrsouther on Jun 18, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I forgot St. Louis and Chicago for some reason...
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you go to the official MLB Mariner's home page you can see a pic of Dickey's "O" face
by RustyJohn on Jun 18, 2008 9:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Changing my answer to walk
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 18, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hahahaha
fuck yourselves
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 18, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
having a conversatoin with yourself are we?
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If Clement strikes out, McLaren should make him sit in front of his locker and apologize
by RustyJohn on Jun 18, 2008 9:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
How many games?
Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.
by qrsouther on Jun 18, 2008 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know if anyone has noticed
but Richie’s bat has slowed down from when he first joined the team.
by JI on Jun 18, 2008 9:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
haha
rec’d
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by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
At least he's going out in a fashion that makes it harder to regret.
Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.
by qrsouther on Jun 18, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Goddammit. WTF is wrong with these recently promoted tacoma hitters?
They take too many pitches,
by Susheel Ramasahayam on Jun 18, 2008 9:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Night Nick
Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.
by qrsouther on Jun 18, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You knew you were going to watch a pile of suck when you began
Why stop now?
by marinator on Jun 18, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just tough it out.
Who needs sleep?
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Being a Mariners fan isn't about watching the team win
It’s about suffering.
by Smegmalicious on Jun 18, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I agree, this goes for Seattle Sports in general
I kind of wear this with a badge of pride, sort of like those idiot Red sox fans used to I imagine… I actually take offense when Philly fans say they have to suffer through the most when it comes to sports
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yep.
I actually root hardest for the team to come back and win just to punish the jerks who leave early more than for the win itself.
by Smegmalicious on Jun 18, 2008 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Clearly not.
You’ve been sucked in again.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is actually putting me in the mood for a Root Beer float
mmmmmm thank you.
Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.
by qrsouther on Jun 18, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like to think of myself as a relentless hitter
Relentless like a glacier
by ningwers on Jun 18, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Weren't you going to sleep 45 minutes ago?
Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.
by qrsouther on Jun 18, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Negative recs for JI.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Holy shit we can flag the front page posts
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 18, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Super serial.
Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.
by qrsouther on Jun 18, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Obviously he has time to research.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He has accesss to sortable leaderboards that we do not.
by JI on Jun 18, 2008 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I couldn't find them
but I only had access for five precious minutes.
by JI on Jun 18, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think that you just have time to waste.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
50% of all American households are destroyed by divorce.
Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.
by qrsouther on Jun 18, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's a waste of recs
He spends them all on stuffed crust pizza
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 18, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
mmmmm
LL/USSM ‘09 has to be catered by Pizza hut.
by JI on Jun 18, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought we'd well established by now that it is disgusting
by OlSalty on Jun 18, 2008 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've never tried
but how can it be bad? IT’s melted cheese, which is good, with fatty salty bread… which is good…. That’s like making a BAD candy bar out of chocolate, sugar, caramel, and peanutbutter, its not possible.
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by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Only to regroup for their next onslaught
by ningwers on Jun 18, 2008 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This sounds a wee bit less terrifying than the Rainier eruption
by Jeff on Jun 18, 2008 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wee.
Too much time with Graham?
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Beer float?
mmmmmm
Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.
by qrsouther on Jun 18, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm late again.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We told Jeff to wear protection.
Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.
by qrsouther on Jun 18, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey! 14 year old...go to bed.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do you know who might be the father?
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 18, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LATE.
Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.
by qrsouther on Jun 18, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And WAY better than yours.
"It didn’t really bother me at all," Johnson said. "If it would have, he’d probably be in a stretcher and I’d be out of the game."
~Randy Johnson on Doug Mientkiewicz taking too long to step into the batters box
by Goose on Jun 18, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How so?
Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.
by qrsouther on Jun 18, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll stick up for you, even though
I’ll get crap for it, I actually thought Butthols comment was funny
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
None of the CL guys, that's for sure.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
???
but they’re all such good candidates… (or Customers as Wilder calls them)
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ugh..my sister's pony ball team had more thump than this.
by Omerta on Jun 18, 2008 9:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
is pony ball
t-ball for girls?
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by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have a porno called "Pony Balls"- it is on the shelf in between Gag Factor and Sheepless in Seattle
by RustyJohn on Jun 18, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You need to not post this.
Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.
by qrsouther on Jun 18, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't believe it.
Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.
by qrsouther on Jun 18, 2008 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Took the words away from me.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ponies are tiny horses.
Either sex.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
so if horses were people
would ponies be hobbits, elves, or dwarves… or just plain midgets…
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by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is just your own viewpoint, yeah?
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you believe, it will happen.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Um I don't think so.
Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.
by qrsouther on Jun 18, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nope, just littluns.
Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.
by qrsouther on Jun 18, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was going to buy tickets to tonights game just to see the Wes Helms/Mark Lowe match-up
by RustyJohn on Jun 18, 2008 9:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Two words- Mark Lowe
You’ll rue the day you crossed me Wes Helms
by RustyJohn on Jun 18, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Valle: "The questions they have the ask is 'can this season be turned around'?"
Come on, Val….
by ThundaPC on Jun 18, 2008 9:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
For a catcher he's surprisingly slow
Mentally
by marinator on Jun 18, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
he meant
“is there hope in 2010?”
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
and yet we're all watching the game...
and posting on this game thread…
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But not really in response to the game...
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well I do it because I'm a loser. Why do you do it?
by RustyJohn on Jun 18, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I believe "dork factor" was a suggestion.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well there's always a chance something special will happen
and it often does, for the other team.
by Omerta on Jun 18, 2008 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
my girlfriend just whooped me at smash bros..
am i a gay now?
Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.
by PhilKenSebben on Jun 18, 2008 9:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It depends,
if your girlfriend has a penis, yes.
by RustyJohn on Jun 18, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
none present
Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.
by PhilKenSebben on Jun 18, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The original?
Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.
by qrsouther on Jun 18, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
brawl
Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.
by PhilKenSebben on Jun 18, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Okay then I don't care now.
The original is the only one worth an off-topic subthread about.
Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.
by qrsouther on Jun 18, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
she can't beat me on that one.
Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.
by PhilKenSebben on Jun 18, 2008 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What area of Eugene do you live in?
Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.
by qrsouther on Jun 18, 2008 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
springfield
Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.
by PhilKenSebben on Jun 18, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You said Eugene earlier.
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by qrsouther on Jun 18, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
same thing
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Please take that back.
Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.
by qrsouther on Jun 18, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
its like what 5 miles away?
If you can run there on foot easily, then it’s close enough to be considered the same city.
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
less, it is on the other side of I-5
Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.
by PhilKenSebben on Jun 18, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
the shane company
on the intersection of I-5 and I-405 by alderwood mall
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by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Shane Company.
On the west corner of highway 217 and Scholl’s Ferry Road.
Open Mondays thru Fridays til 8, Saturdays and Sundays til 5.
My brain is filled with useless knowledge.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't get why you put the word useless in there...
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by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Springfield is ghetto Eugene.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
half of it.
Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.
by PhilKenSebben on Jun 18, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hm.. a girl from a dating website
emailed me and it said she was from springfield… guess that explains why she acted kind of weird…
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're admitting this?
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I don't lie
and I’ll admit anything that I’ve done. Corco and BrettJMiller are on the dating website as well
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by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Count her teeth on one hand
Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.
by qrsouther on Jun 18, 2008 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
there IS a good part of springfield.
the part east of 126
Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.
by PhilKenSebben on Jun 18, 2008 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The further east you go in Springfield
The closer you get to triple homicide.
Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.
by qrsouther on Jun 18, 2008 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i graduated from that high school
Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.
by PhilKenSebben on Jun 18, 2008 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was talking broader, not specifically about him.
Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.
by qrsouther on Jun 19, 2008 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Puyallup : Seattle
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by qrsouther on Jun 18, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
huh?
Puyallup is a crap hole that is 25 miles out…. Seattle is the greatest city in the world…. Not close or similar at all
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not talking about location.
Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.
by qrsouther on Jun 18, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wrong.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i liken it to the same thing, plus it is more recogniseable to the people not familiar with the area
Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.
by PhilKenSebben on Jun 18, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Has anyone done the DS thing at Safeco?
Is it worth it?
by Smegmalicious on Jun 18, 2008 9:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I love a good old "jelly bean in the heater" story
Sub par performance by the guys in the booth tonight
by marinator on Jun 18, 2008 9:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He doesn't even want to know the crazy way those jelly beans got in the heater
I’m sure that was one CRAZY NIGHT, am I rite, Val?
by Smegmalicious on Jun 18, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No shit he didn't get all of it, Dave
Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.
by qrsouther on Jun 18, 2008 9:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Why would you throw Vidro a change-up? To slow down his blazing fast bat?
by RustyJohn on Jun 18, 2008 9:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Eh, debatable.
Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.
by qrsouther on Jun 18, 2008 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you want more fat chicks?
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by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
when I said fat
I mean like 500 pound fat… not like 5’5” 150 lb fat…
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by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lopez you're obligated to do something here..
...and that wasn’t it. :/
by Omerta on Jun 18, 2008 9:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This will only encourage them to continue to bat Vidro in the top of the line-up, curses
It is like a gambling junking getting blackjack with his last chips on the table.
by RustyJohn on Jun 18, 2008 9:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I think butthol is trying to pick up all of the posters of LL
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 18, 2008 9:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What?
Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.
by qrsouther on Jun 18, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Where do you live?"
“You look like someone I know”
“Come here often?”
“Buttsex?”
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 18, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
haha, I laughed at the buttsex one
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by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ohhhh you meant pick up
I thought you meant like, lift the spirits. I have no idea how I got so confused by it.
Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.
by qrsouther on Jun 18, 2008 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
offended from being accused of being uplifting
but ok with the fact that he is trying to score dates….
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kinda used to the haters by now
Never said I was offended, just a bit confused.
Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.
by qrsouther on Jun 18, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
People who drink Hatorade
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 18, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Knee slapper.
Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.
by qrsouther on Jun 18, 2008 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Conversation
Coach: You gave up a hit to Jose Vidro.
Nelson: I’m thinking in at the knees, go high.
Coach: You gave up a hit to Jose Vidro.
by Paytheline on Jun 18, 2008 9:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Remember when Boston fans thought JD Drew was worse than Hitler?
by JI on Jun 18, 2008 9:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That's because Boston fans are racist, anti-semites and hold Hitler in high regard-
I think Gary Matthews Jr said in an interview that Fenway was the only park he was regularly called the “n” word by fans.
by RustyJohn on Jun 18, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is turning into the worst gamethread ever.
by JI on Jun 18, 2008 9:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I fucking know
I’m tempted to break out my big gay eagle to cheer myself up
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 18, 2008 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The beak looks like an angry duck's head
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Jun 18, 2008 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you would've said whip out, that would've been awesome.
Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.
by qrsouther on Jun 18, 2008 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I take full credit for the body hair thread
Sacrificial lamb me
by marinator on Jun 18, 2008 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seppuku would do.
Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.
by qrsouther on Jun 18, 2008 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
what game?
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
When does it?
Hard to blame the game when almost all of them suck this hard.
by marinator on Jun 18, 2008 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is a hard team to follow.
We are brave soldiers. Not fighting in Fallujah brave but date the rally fries girl even though she has herpes brave.
by Omerta on Jun 18, 2008 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Great analogy.
Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.
by qrsouther on Jun 18, 2008 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is officially the worst GT of the year.
It’s dead before the game is over. Good threads last for hours after the game ends.
by Wilder. on Jun 18, 2008 9:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
all the good stuff was used up
in the Jeff Sullivan Memorial thread
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by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's not dead, everyone is talking about body hair
by Smegmalicious on Jun 18, 2008 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I agree.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is the Dane Cook of GTs
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 18, 2008 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's a sad day when a bunch of newbies/casuals can't get a girl to talk about her body hair.
by JI on Jun 18, 2008 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If only there was some kind of person who could close this subthread
by OlSalty on Jun 18, 2008 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I will leave you with this because I hate this GT so much

Fuck us all
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 18, 2008 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not everyone.
Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.
by qrsouther on Jun 18, 2008 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It is a distraction-
get them focused on body hair, Brad Pitt and Starman while the rest of us scroll down to the bottom of the thread
by RustyJohn on Jun 18, 2008 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Random question
one of my bottom teeth is getting slightly crooked, and I hate it, is there a simple dental procedure to fix this?
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by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 9:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
for one tooth?
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by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hmmmm retainer?
Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.
by qrsouther on Jun 18, 2008 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah that was my next guess
Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.
by qrsouther on Jun 18, 2008 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
in my professional opinion..
don’t try to fix it yourself
Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.
by PhilKenSebben on Jun 18, 2008 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
are you ... a dentist?
Why did you say professional opinion?
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
no, i just have professional opinions
Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.
by PhilKenSebben on Jun 18, 2008 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I kinda chuckled.
Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.
by qrsouther on Jun 18, 2008 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ahhh man...Rabelo came so close to kneeing that kid in the face.
Would’ve made the game.
by Omerta on Jun 18, 2008 9:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This team's slugging percentage is phenomenal
by RustyJohn on Jun 18, 2008 9:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
How the hell do you have a dozen hits in a game and only 3 runs?
by RustyJohn on Jun 18, 2008 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
no power, no walks, double plays
choke artists, having 4 .200 hitters in your lineup
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by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And on the FSN equivalent in Florida...
they’ll say, “Marlins pitchers held the Mariners to just 3 runs…” as if the skill of the pitchers had something to do with it. I WANT OUR SUCKY PLAYERS TO GET CREDIT, GODDAMMIT!”
by RustyJohn on Jun 18, 2008 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
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HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK…..
by ThundaPC on Jun 18, 2008 9:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
King me!
Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.
by qrsouther on Jun 18, 2008 9:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
King Awesome!
Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.
by PhilKenSebben on Jun 18, 2008 9:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well night guys
It’s been a mediocre one.
Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.
by qrsouther on Jun 18, 2008 9:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sshhh
Don’t wake me up
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Jun 18, 2008 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cuz I'm sleeping on my couch already
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Jun 18, 2008 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck i am sick of this shitty team.
Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.
by PhilKenSebben on Jun 18, 2008 10:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
and the commercials, and Dave Valle.
Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.
by PhilKenSebben on Jun 18, 2008 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're going to win the moustache contest, Richie....
Oh, no you’re not, cause you’re going to be DFA’d you sack of shit.
by RustyJohn on Jun 18, 2008 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey Eric, this is the Mariner Moose...
and this is the door, you overrated cocksucker- give us Adam Jones back.
by RustyJohn on Jun 18, 2008 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
but but ESPN said we have 1-2 PUNCH
Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.
by PhilKenSebben on Jun 18, 2008 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I dropped a 1-2 punch in the toilet about an hour ago.
by RustyJohn on Jun 18, 2008 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
and it had a better VORP than most of the m's roster.
Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.
by PhilKenSebben on Jun 18, 2008 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I find myself in the same boat
I wish I at least liked most of our players, but I can honestly say that I don’t care about a lot of them….
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
before the season i LIKED most of the players, except Wilkerson, Silva, Wash, Tits and Cairo
Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.
by PhilKenSebben on Jun 18, 2008 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can't stand SIlva...
Fat bastard- show some respect for the game by getting under 300 pounds. And then we he called out Ichiro- “Some players just care about getting their two hits and going home.” Yeah, I wish the rest of them would do that, cause then the team would have 18 hits every night, you mathematician.
by RustyJohn on Jun 18, 2008 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good lord the stands are empty behind home plate
If you wont’ stay for the whole game, you shouldn’t be allowed to have seats that nice.
by Smegmalicious on Jun 18, 2008 10:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If the usher Nazis would let the laity move down to the good seats after the 7th inning it wouldn't be a problem
by RustyJohn on Jun 18, 2008 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"You're standing outside of the line, don't smoke if you're standing outside of the 4 foot by 6 foot Guantanamo Bay sized pen all 800 smokers must be contained in"
“Hot lesbians kissing…stop.”
“You used bad language, you’re kicked out.”
You’re making noise, stop!”
“Don’t bring in any signs other than ones that read “I heart Howard Lincoln”
Deutchland uber alles.
by RustyJohn on Jun 18, 2008 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I KNOW! I hate those ushers.. after the 2nd inning
you should be able to sit wherever the hell you want as long as it’s available
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Second is a little soon, i'd say 5th.
Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.
by PhilKenSebben on Jun 18, 2008 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
don't the diamond club seats people have a buffet they can go to?
Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.
by PhilKenSebben on Jun 18, 2008 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You blame them?
I can barely stand watching it on t.v.
by Omerta on Jun 18, 2008 10:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I blame them.
It’s such a fucking waste. You should never leave a game early.
by Smegmalicious on Jun 18, 2008 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
agreed.
Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.
by PhilKenSebben on Jun 18, 2008 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You see that??
Red doesn’t leave early, and that’s how it’s meant to be done!
by Smegmalicious on Jun 18, 2008 10:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Mariners lose 8-3 despite outhitting the Marlins 13-11
My, oh, my.
by ThundaPC on Jun 18, 2008 10:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ahh Nikki Z, seeing you is a nice reward for sitting through that.
Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.
by PhilKenSebben on Jun 18, 2008 10:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
For sure
Although instead of sitting at the computer following this gamethread you could find much better looking women online, and wearing much more provocative outfits (or none at all)
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Jun 18, 2008 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
they are not telling me what the other AL west teams did today.
Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.
by PhilKenSebben on Jun 18, 2008 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't think I'll open a game thread on Friday
by Jeff on Jun 18, 2008 11:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Friday game threads tend to suck, and I hate that,
because that’s the day that I’m most available to dick around on the Internet.
by Teej on Jun 18, 2008 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll be working
but nonetheless, aren’t fridays supposed to be CoachCage nights?
Jl/Robert '08: Promise for a CoachCage tomorrow!
by Fin on Jun 19, 2008 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tonight's was just pathetic
and that’s with me hiding a bunch of subthreads.
by Jeff on Jun 19, 2008 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I saw the fat-chicks one before you hid it.
I think I speak for everyone more fortunate than I when I say thank you for removing that thing.
I should probably be happy I didn’t see the rest.
Oh, P.S. I drove by Toranado again, and there was an “A” sign from the health department outside, and the front door was open, but there’s still no sign or any indication whatsoever that it exists. The girlfriend said it looked like it was open, but I didn’t get a good look.
by Teej on Jun 19, 2008 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sorry coach
I’m suffering from flu like symptoms after this weekend.
by Robert on Jun 19, 2008 2:08 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey wtf?
Friday is my thurdsaty and I need my gamethread on thursdsay bevauese I am like the only vool guy there. (okay, that’s not true, but I do better on Friday than usual in the gamethreads.)
But tonight is my Tuesday and I’m not sure what that proves as far as my being able to keep it othegethr and whatbnot so maybe I shoulf ju8st stop typin angfd go to bed.
Brought to you by Carl's Jr.
by acblue on Jun 19, 2008 1:59 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have tomorrow off
Buy me a 6 pack of hef and I’ll carry a thread by myself.
by Robert on Jun 19, 2008 2:07 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Man duck this game it sucked,
I went with my sistaer and a friend if hers friom Alaska, All he wanted was to see some good baseball and he was srtuck with this bullshit. Fuck tht!
Brought to you by Carl's Jr.
by acblue on Jun 19, 2008 2:08 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Looks like you got all the typos!
by seattlebruin on Jun 19, 2008 8:40 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would need a sherpa to find all of the typos.
Brought to you by Carl's Jr.
by acblue on Jun 19, 2008 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can we pretend this thread never existed?
by OlSalty on Jun 19, 2008 10:10 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I agree, reading it after the fact, if Jeff did indeed hide subthreads
this the worst gamethread ever
by seattlebruin on Jun 19, 2008 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There were like 4 separate subthreads talking about body hair
And not even in an entertaining way, they were just annoying as fuck.
by OlSalty on Jun 19, 2008 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

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