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maybe Pujols for Beltre?

I blink more then Brad Adam does

by mariners11 on Jun 18, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

for the Mariners

i’d take Beltre at 3rd over anyone

I blink more then Brad Adam does

by mariners11 on Jun 18, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i dont really

i’d kill to have both on this team. Could Pujols hit at Safeco though?

I blink more then Brad Adam does

by mariners11 on Jun 18, 2008 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Murder

Brought to you by Carl's Jr.

by acblue on Jun 19, 2008 2:11 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm not very good luck to the M's when I participate actively in game threads.

Or to the quality of the game threads themselves, for that matter. Purely coincidental, of course.

by Omerta on Jun 18, 2008 8:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Funny

I can honestly say that same for me (for the M’s) though I think I contribute quite well to the game threads. Wouldn’t you all agree?

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I personally like you.

Can’t speak for the rest though.

Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.

by qrsouther on Jun 18, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

thanks butthol..

that means a lot, though I didnt know who you were just 3 days ago…

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's all good.

But yeah man, I like anyone who doesn’t get down on me regularly. You seem like a good guy.

Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.

by qrsouther on Jun 18, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think everyone here can say the same thing this year

Hardly anything good has happened this season at all.

by marinator on Jun 18, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

There's been moments.

Ibanez creating a montage of funny .gifables, Lopez with the walk-off single, Felix, Dave Sims’ hats…am I missing anything?

by Omerta on Jun 18, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So, um, what changes are they going to make...

That they didn’t make last month? Bring up Clement and what? Who?

Hey, how about the relive the 90s by bringing Griffey, Dan Wilson and Edgar back?

by RustyJohn on Jun 18, 2008 8:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Clement up

brb going to make a sandwich while he swings

by Jeff on Jun 18, 2008 9:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Not so fast

What kind of sandwich are we talking about here?

by ningwers on Jun 18, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

A party sub

‘cuz it’s….’cuz it’s long?

by OlSalty on Jun 18, 2008 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Apparently I do...

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I reccomend

Turkey, Hummus, Raspberry Chipotle sauce, cottage cheese, and an assortment of melted cheeses, all on a toasted everything and cheese bagel

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Actually the saltiness tastes good

and its high in protein low in fat. The only cottage cheese that is bad for you is the kind you find on fat chicks’ legs. zing.

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is your avatar a picture of you?

Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.

by qrsouther on Jun 18, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes... is yours a picture of you?

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes.

Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.

by qrsouther on Jun 18, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Also, I know what you're thinking,

this LantermanC dude is one good looking motherf’er, and yes, I agree with you.

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You look like someone I know

But yes, you took the words right out of my text box.

Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.

by qrsouther on Jun 18, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

how old are you? 14?

I dont know any 14 year olds except my little brothers friends…. Do you go to school at SCDS?

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No. I live in Oregon.

But yes I am 14 and you look like someone I know who lives in Florida.

Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.

by qrsouther on Jun 18, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nope...

Lived in Redmond, Seattle, just north of Boston, Manhattan, China, Japan, Taiwan, summer in England… but not Florida…
Anyone else loving this internet convo?

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Night Nick

Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.

by qrsouther on Jun 18, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Seriously.

What a lightweight.

by Smegmalicious on Jun 18, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just tough it out.

Who needs sleep?

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I agree, this goes for Seattle Sports in general

I kind of wear this with a badge of pride, sort of like those idiot Red sox fans used to I imagine… I actually take offense when Philly fans say they have to suffer through the most when it comes to sports

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yep.

I actually root hardest for the team to come back and win just to punish the jerks who leave early more than for the win itself.

by Smegmalicious on Jun 18, 2008 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Clearly not.

You’ve been sucked in again.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Weren't you going to sleep 45 minutes ago?

Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.

by qrsouther on Jun 18, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Negative recs for JI.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Whatever

Divorce saved our families household, twice.

by marinator on Jun 18, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I dunno

I was just quoting that blink 182 video.

Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.

by qrsouther on Jun 18, 2008 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's a waste of recs

He spends them all on stuffed crust pizza

by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 18, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

mmmmm

LL/USSM ‘09 has to be catered by Pizza hut.

by JI on Jun 18, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I've never tried

but how can it be bad? IT’s melted cheese, which is good, with fatty salty bread… which is good…. That’s like making a BAD candy bar out of chocolate, sugar, caramel, and peanutbutter, its not possible.

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Beer float?

mmmmmm

Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.

by qrsouther on Jun 18, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm late again.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We told Jeff to wear protection.

Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.

by qrsouther on Jun 18, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey! 14 year old...go to bed.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The idea was ok

but the execution sucked.

by JI on Jun 18, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LATE.

Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.

by qrsouther on Jun 18, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And WAY better than yours.

"It didn’t really bother me at all," Johnson said. "If it would have, he’d probably be in a stretcher and I’d be out of the game."

~Randy Johnson on Doug Mientkiewicz taking too long to step into the batters box

by Goose on Jun 18, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

How so?

Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.

by qrsouther on Jun 18, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'll stick up for you, even though

I’ll get crap for it, I actually thought Butthols comment was funny

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

None of the CL guys, that's for sure.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

???

but they’re all such good candidates… (or Customers as Wilder calls them)

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

HEY-OH

Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.

by qrsouther on Jun 18, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Took the words away from me.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ponies are tiny horses.

Either sex.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

so if horses were people

would ponies be hobbits, elves, or dwarves… or just plain midgets…

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is just your own viewpoint, yeah?

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah.

But it’s a good viewoint.

by JI on Jun 18, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If you believe, it will happen.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Um I don't think so.

Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.

by qrsouther on Jun 18, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nope, just littluns.

Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.

by qrsouther on Jun 18, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

my girlfriend just whooped me at smash bros..

am i a gay now?

Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.

by PhilKenSebben on Jun 18, 2008 9:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It depends,

if your girlfriend has a penis, yes.

by RustyJohn on Jun 18, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

none present

Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.

by PhilKenSebben on Jun 18, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The original?

Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.

by qrsouther on Jun 18, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

brawl

Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.

by PhilKenSebben on Jun 18, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Okay then I don't care now.

The original is the only one worth an off-topic subthread about.

Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.

by qrsouther on Jun 18, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

she can't beat me on that one.

Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.

by PhilKenSebben on Jun 18, 2008 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What area of Eugene do you live in?

Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.

by qrsouther on Jun 18, 2008 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

springfield

Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.

by PhilKenSebben on Jun 18, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You said Eugene earlier.

Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.

by qrsouther on Jun 18, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

same thing

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Please take that back.

Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.

by qrsouther on Jun 18, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

its like what 5 miles away?

If you can run there on foot easily, then it’s close enough to be considered the same city.

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

less, it is on the other side of I-5

Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.

by PhilKenSebben on Jun 18, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

the shane company

on the intersection of I-5 and I-405 by alderwood mall

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Shane Company.

On the west corner of highway 217 and Scholl’s Ferry Road.
Open Mondays thru Fridays til 8, Saturdays and Sundays til 5.

My brain is filled with useless knowledge.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Springfield is ghetto Eugene.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

half of it.

Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.

by PhilKenSebben on Jun 18, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hm.. a girl from a dating website

emailed me and it said she was from springfield… guess that explains why she acted kind of weird…

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You're admitting this?

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, I don't lie

and I’ll admit anything that I’ve done. Corco and BrettJMiller are on the dating website as well

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice!

Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.

by qrsouther on Jun 18, 2008 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Count her teeth on one hand

Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.

by qrsouther on Jun 18, 2008 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

there IS a good part of springfield.

the part east of 126

Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.

by PhilKenSebben on Jun 18, 2008 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The further east you go in Springfield

The closer you get to triple homicide.

Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.

by qrsouther on Jun 18, 2008 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Puyallup : Seattle

Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.

by qrsouther on Jun 18, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

huh?

Puyallup is a crap hole that is 25 miles out…. Seattle is the greatest city in the world…. Not close or similar at all

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm not talking about location.

Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.

by qrsouther on Jun 18, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wrong.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No shit he didn't get all of it, Dave

Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.

by qrsouther on Jun 18, 2008 9:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This will only encourage them to continue to bat Vidro in the top of the line-up, curses

It is like a gambling junking getting blackjack with his last chips on the table.

by RustyJohn on Jun 18, 2008 9:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What?

Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.

by qrsouther on Jun 18, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

"Where do you live?"

“You look like someone I know”
“Come here often?”
“Buttsex?”

by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 18, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha, I laughed at the buttsex one

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ohhhh you meant pick up

I thought you meant like, lift the spirits. I have no idea how I got so confused by it.

Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.

by qrsouther on Jun 18, 2008 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

offended from being accused of being uplifting

but ok with the fact that he is trying to score dates….

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Conversation

Coach: You gave up a hit to Jose Vidro.
Nelson: I’m thinking in at the knees, go high.
Coach: You gave up a hit to Jose Vidro.

by Paytheline on Jun 18, 2008 9:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

what game?

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

When does it?

Hard to blame the game when almost all of them suck this hard.

by marinator on Jun 18, 2008 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is a hard team to follow.

We are brave soldiers. Not fighting in Fallujah brave but date the rally fries girl even though she has herpes brave.

by Omerta on Jun 18, 2008 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Great analogy.

Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.

by qrsouther on Jun 18, 2008 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is officially the worst GT of the year.

It’s dead before the game is over. Good threads last for hours after the game ends.

by Wilder. on Jun 18, 2008 9:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

all the good stuff was used up

in the Jeff Sullivan Memorial thread

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It is a distraction-

get them focused on body hair, Brad Pitt and Starman while the rest of us scroll down to the bottom of the thread

by RustyJohn on Jun 18, 2008 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Random question

one of my bottom teeth is getting slightly crooked, and I hate it, is there a simple dental procedure to fix this?

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 9:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hmmmm retainer?

Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.

by qrsouther on Jun 18, 2008 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

in my professional opinion..

don’t try to fix it yourself

Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.

by PhilKenSebben on Jun 18, 2008 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

are you ... a dentist?

Why did you say professional opinion?

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

no power, no walks, double plays

choke artists, having 4 .200 hitters in your lineup

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And on the FSN equivalent in Florida...

they’ll say, “Marlins pitchers held the Mariners to just 3 runs…” as if the skill of the pitchers had something to do with it. I WANT OUR SUCKY PLAYERS TO GET CREDIT, GODDAMMIT!”

by RustyJohn on Jun 18, 2008 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK

HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK…..

by ThundaPC on Jun 18, 2008 9:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

King me!

Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.

by qrsouther on Jun 18, 2008 9:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

King Awesome!

Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.

by PhilKenSebben on Jun 18, 2008 9:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Well night guys

It’s been a mediocre one.

Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.

by qrsouther on Jun 18, 2008 9:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sshhh

Don’t wake me up

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Jun 18, 2008 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cuz I'm sleeping on my couch already

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Jun 18, 2008 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fuck i am sick of this shitty team.

Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.

by PhilKenSebben on Jun 18, 2008 10:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

and the commercials, and Dave Valle.

Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.

by PhilKenSebben on Jun 18, 2008 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You're going to win the moustache contest, Richie....

Oh, no you’re not, cause you’re going to be DFA’d you sack of shit.

by RustyJohn on Jun 18, 2008 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, I find myself in the same boat

I wish I at least liked most of our players, but I can honestly say that I don’t care about a lot of them….

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I can't stand SIlva...

Fat bastard- show some respect for the game by getting under 300 pounds. And then we he called out Ichiro- “Some players just care about getting their two hits and going home.” Yeah, I wish the rest of them would do that, cause then the team would have 18 hits every night, you mathematician.

by RustyJohn on Jun 18, 2008 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good lord the stands are empty behind home plate

If you wont’ stay for the whole game, you shouldn’t be allowed to have seats that nice.

by Smegmalicious on Jun 18, 2008 10:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

"You're standing outside of the line, don't smoke if you're standing outside of the 4 foot by 6 foot Guantanamo Bay sized pen all 800 smokers must be contained in"

“Hot lesbians kissing…stop.”

“You used bad language, you’re kicked out.”

You’re making noise, stop!”

“Don’t bring in any signs other than ones that read “I heart Howard Lincoln”

Deutchland uber alles.

by RustyJohn on Jun 18, 2008 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I KNOW! I hate those ushers.. after the 2nd inning

you should be able to sit wherever the hell you want as long as it’s available

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Second is a little soon, i'd say 5th.

Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.

by PhilKenSebben on Jun 18, 2008 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You blame them?

I can barely stand watching it on t.v.

by Omerta on Jun 18, 2008 10:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, I blame them.

It’s such a fucking waste. You should never leave a game early.

by Smegmalicious on Jun 18, 2008 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

agreed.

Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.

by PhilKenSebben on Jun 18, 2008 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You see that??

Red doesn’t leave early, and that’s how it’s meant to be done!

by Smegmalicious on Jun 18, 2008 10:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

For sure

Although instead of sitting at the computer following this gamethread you could find much better looking women online, and wearing much more provocative outfits (or none at all)

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Jun 18, 2008 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Friday game threads tend to suck, and I hate that,

because that’s the day that I’m most available to dick around on the Internet.

by Teej on Jun 18, 2008 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'll be working

but nonetheless, aren’t fridays supposed to be CoachCage nights?

Jl/Robert '08: Promise for a CoachCage tomorrow!

by Fin on Jun 19, 2008 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tonight's was just pathetic

and that’s with me hiding a bunch of subthreads.

by Jeff on Jun 19, 2008 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I saw the fat-chicks one before you hid it.

I think I speak for everyone more fortunate than I when I say thank you for removing that thing.

I should probably be happy I didn’t see the rest.

Oh, P.S. I drove by Toranado again, and there was an “A” sign from the health department outside, and the front door was open, but there’s still no sign or any indication whatsoever that it exists. The girlfriend said it looked like it was open, but I didn’t get a good look.

by Teej on Jun 19, 2008 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sorry coach

I’m suffering from flu like symptoms after this weekend.

by Robert on Jun 19, 2008 2:08 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey wtf?

Friday is my thurdsaty and I need my gamethread on thursdsay bevauese I am like the only vool guy there. (okay, that’s not true, but I do better on Friday than usual in the gamethreads.)

But tonight is my Tuesday and I’m not sure what that proves as far as my being able to keep it othegethr and whatbnot so maybe I shoulf ju8st stop typin angfd go to bed.

Brought to you by Carl's Jr.

by acblue on Jun 19, 2008 1:59 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have tomorrow off

Buy me a 6 pack of hef and I’ll carry a thread by myself.

by Robert on Jun 19, 2008 2:07 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Man duck this game it sucked,

I went with my sistaer and a friend if hers friom Alaska, All he wanted was to see some good baseball and he was srtuck with this bullshit. Fuck tht!

Brought to you by Carl's Jr.

by acblue on Jun 19, 2008 2:08 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

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