6/18: Open Game Thread
Miami Marlins at Seattle Mariners, Jun 18, 2008 7:10 PM PDT
Each of the first eight hitters in the Marlin lineup has a higher OPS than the corresponding Mariner. So that's something. Thank God for Yuni (???).
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He looks like a rocking ninny in his spot for the mlb.tv ad
How’d you meet him?
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 18, 2008 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm working on the new Yankee Stadium
He came by for some publicity thing (Hard Rock Cafe opening). The Yankees announcer girl was there too; I was waiting for her to yell about Rogah Clemens.
But I got to talk to him for like 10 seconds while he was waiting around. It was cool
Go Nova
OF AWL THE DRAMATIC THINGS I HAVE EVER SEEN!
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by PhilKenSebben on Jun 18, 2008 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Arah is lonely without Jeet.
If i met him i would probably wish him luck shattering Barroids record.
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by PhilKenSebben on Jun 18, 2008 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I never understood the hating on A-Rod, both when he left Seattle and as a Yankee
Who in their right mind would’ve said no to the ridiculous K that Hicks was offering him in Texas? And he’s been fantastic in NY. I wish him all the best in erasing the stain of Barry Bonds’ record.
The more I watch the Dodgers this year
the more apparent it is that Joe Torre was the worst choice for manager they could have made.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
He's actually a lot like squinty
1. Forgets certain players exist on the bench/in the bullpen
2. Over relies on certain players (Scott Proctor especially)
3. Refuses to admit veterans suck ass (Pierre, Jones, Kent)
4. Hates the kids (wherefore art thou Andy LaRoche?)
There’s more but you get the idea. Joe Torre is a shitty manager for a team like the Dodgers.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
Doctor Proctor was never any good.
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by PhilKenSebben on Jun 18, 2008 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions
the bright side is, you don't have Rowdy Kyle Farnsworth
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by PhilKenSebben on Jun 18, 2008 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions
That was a frequent Yankee fan complaint in New York
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 18, 2008 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah Yankees fans I know
warned me about this. They laugh every time Proctor comes in.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
3. Refuses to admit veterans suck ass (Pierre, Jones, Kent)
This is more of a Ned Colletti thing. The problem wouldn’t exist without the signings of Nomar, Pierre, and Andruw Jones.
by JI on Jun 18, 2008 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe
but Torre has other line up options.
Why bring in a high profile manager and tie his hands when it comes to the line up?
The poster formerly known as Matt.
I was looking for a program
that I could use to… um… save the top of the 4th from last night for posterity. So far all I’ve found was a free program that got me everything but the audio. At least I have a decent quality video of it now… but I hope for better…
If I can find something better, I might feel obligated to snag some choice errors and general flubs for alter use… if you know what I mean…
Woah
I just realized Jolbert Cabrera is the starting SS for the Reds.
Yes, that Jolbert Cabrera.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
Quick.
Where’s Hiram Bocachica?
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
Also, I'm always down for some online Grand Theft Auto IV or Rock Band. Gamertag: Phildopip
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Jun 18, 2008 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions
wow.
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by PhilKenSebben on Jun 18, 2008 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions
i mean to add
I saw him start in center at the game i went to in Oakland last year
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by PhilKenSebben on Jun 18, 2008 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions
wHY DO ALL OF OUR PLAYERS DO BETTER IN OTHER PLACES
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 18, 2008 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions
At least Adam Jones isn't setting the world on fire.
I think that would have caused my fragile grip on sanity to crack.

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by PhilKenSebben on Jun 18, 2008 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions
he isn't pedo exclusive
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by PhilKenSebben on Jun 18, 2008 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions
fine, consider it retracted.
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by PhilKenSebben on Jun 18, 2008 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions
We are going to get F'd up the A
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 18, 2008 6:34 PM PDT reply actions
"in the A" just tells where we are going to get F'd
“up the A” tells us that not only are we getting F’d in the A, but that it is going to go all the way up through the A
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 18, 2008 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Ryan Tucker (born June 12, 1975 in Midland, Texas) is an American football player who currently plays offensive tackle for the Cleveland Browns. He was the starting center during his last two seasons at Texas Christian University after moving from left tackle and was a two-time All-Conference selection.
by JI on Jun 18, 2008 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Or
C. Tucker (born December 6, 1986 in Burbank, California) is a starting pitcher for the Florida Marlins. He graduated for Temple City High School1.
Tucker made his major league debut on June 8, 2008.[/quote]
He’s younger than I am by 4 years :(
The poster formerly known as Matt.
We should be able to chase him out early then
Not only is he out of his element, but being a left tackle means he’ll tire early. Perfect
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Jun 18, 2008 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions
a mariner pitcher will never hit a homer
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by PhilKenSebben on Jun 18, 2008 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Damn Wash might have a career as a DH waiting for him.
Why hasn’t he spoken up?
by houseofprime on Jun 18, 2008 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions
HIDE THE CHILDREN...IT'S DICKEY TIME!!
I can finally watch this one on my MLB.tv VIDEO feed rather than relying upon the radio. Huzzah! ALL THE MEDIOCRITY IN DELIGHTFUL 400K STREAMING VIDEO!
Is it really that much better?
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 18, 2008 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Do you like to watch your baseball
something bigger than a 320×240 square?
by JI on Jun 18, 2008 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Brad Adam talking to Rich Waltz
is making me wonder what year it is.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Jun 18, 2008 6:55 PM PDT reply actions
Oh wow
I forgot he ever even existed
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Jun 18, 2008 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought this had been squashed?
http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20080618&content_id=2952201&vkey=news_sea&fext=.jsp&c_id=sea
Johjima at first?
The poster formerly known as Matt.
I can't believe the Cubs
insist on batting Edmonds 5th. As someone else said they must be trying to keep something in Soto’s contract from vesting.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
Float like a butterfly kreuger??
and stings like when i pee.
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Also, on the "ESOTERIC ZELDA 64 UPDATE," I finished Ocarina of Time with a 98% completion rate.
So close, yet so far away. I have no fucking idea where that last heart container piece or those last two Skulltulas are. But fuck it, I’m proud of 98% without using a FAQ. I’m a badass, even after years of being out of practice and playing it on a real console (not using save states in emulation)
Now, I’m playing Majora’s Mask. Just getting started (just got returned to my normal self). I really fucking hate this “three days and then restart” concept. Fuck that, let me explore my world.
I could never get into Majora's Mask for precisely that reason
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 18, 2008 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm still playing it,
and while I like concept of it, it’s creative, it also makes for more pressure during play, and makes you rush a bit. No relaxing in that game.
Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.
I really hate the time limit. I'm smart enough to figure anything out given enough time to dick around
Hell, I got through the goddamn Water Temple in Ocarina of Time without a walkthrough. That’s the most awfully-constructed, tedious labyrinth in any Zelda game. Not “good” difficult, just “backtracking endlessly” difficult. A real flop.
I always thought that was the simplest of the temples
Well, I guess a toss up with that and Fire I guess.
Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.
FAQs are for people annoyed by ridiculously difficult games.
I have no shame in consulting one when stuck. I don’t buy video games to prove to myself that I’m awesome at video games.
Heh yeah
Too be honest I almost don’t like playing any game that makes me feel the need for a FAQ these days. If your game is bogged down by bull shit collectathon crap then eff you.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
Indeed. But some games just have one or two levels that are ridiculous,
and I don’t have the patience, nor am I that impressed with myself if I manage to beat it. I just want to have fun.
But I’m talking more of just beating the game, not getting 100%. There’s never been a game that has held my attention long enough for me to want to collect all 5,323 golden orbs or whatever.
The Zelda series was made for poor OCD sonsabitches like me.
I’m obsessed with “playing a game out” whenever possible. But then again I know it’s a clinical thing.
I wish I had your patience.
I would probably save a ton of money, since I wouldn’t feel the need to buy a new game every week or two.
I agree with this
After beating a game I like to see what I missed
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 18, 2008 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, well I'm playing FF1.
Even older school, sucka.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Jun 18, 2008 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions
VII spoiled me
I couldn’t get into FF1 either. I think it was the nameless characters part of it
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 18, 2008 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions
You poor child
FF7 is awful. FF1 is dated but at least its not awful.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
Nein
FF7 is in the pantheon of truly over rated games.
Joined closely by Halo, and Ocarina of Time.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
True
Halo is a competent game.
OoT and FF7 are both pretty ass though.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
I do like fun
crappy FMV driven PS1 RPGs are not fun.
dated as fuck 3d adventure games with ass tastic over worlds are not fun.
Link to the Past is fun.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
Chrono Trigger is the greatest RPG ever.
Disagree with this and you’re a monster.
Secret of Mana is so overrated
It’s an okay game but it doesn’t compare to Chrono Trigger.
Shining Force was a damn fun game too, but it’s a tactics game more than an rpg
The only problem, for OCD douchebags like me, is the inability to level your weapons up once your actual levels get too high
I hate that…I get stuck at like 95% for the stupid gloves.
I got ChronoTrigger on like VisualBoy or whatever it's called
And thought it was awesome, but I also thought that it was a pretty rare game that no one knew so I was hush hush about it. I thought I had found some hidden gold of a game.
Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.
I don't believe it was on Visual Boy
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 18, 2008 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe not VisualBoy, it was something like that
A Gameboy emulator, there.
Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.
OH wait
It was on something called “SNESX Emulator” or something. On the aforementioned laptop. I had CT, Harvest Moon, and Pokemon Ruby or something.
Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.
You haven't truly experienced these games till you play them on the real consoles.
"It didn’t really bother me at all," Johnson said. "If it would have, he’d probably be in a stretcher and I’d be out of the game."
~Randy Johnson on Doug Mientkiewicz taking too long to step into the batters box
I loved Shining Force
Im about to give Chrono Trigger a shot after lobbying from someone on this site. Brian, maybe?
Agreed.
Just make the good decision early on in the game to GIVE HER THE PENDANT. If you deny her the pendant, it will hurt you in the long run. Trust me.
Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.
No it won't. It changes virtually nothing.
It’s only the difference between having the jury rule in favor of you vs. convicting you, which has no effect in the long run.
Unless something has changed.
Are you sure?
I thought that if you give her the pendant when she asks for it, it quickens up the deliberation for you later on.
Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.
I'm almost positive
that it has no bearing on any of the 12+ endings.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
Ugh
I used to like Chrono Trigger, but honestly time and internet fan boys have ruined that game for me. If I never see or hear it again its too soon.
The best JRPG of all time is Breath of Fire V Dragon Quarter. There are no other options.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
You mean FF6?
Or the actual FF3, cause that is the only one I never played. I think you can only get it on DS.
I've never played that one
Waiting patiently until it’s out on DS
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 18, 2008 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Then I concur.
Best story of all the FF’s.
Best story: FF6
Best Characters: FF4 (I miss Rydia)
Best Plot: FF12
Best Minigame: FF10 (I used to play blitzball for hours.)
FFXIIs plot is terrible
its obvious that they killed/fired Matsuno early on. The plot goes from semi interesting to cliched JRPG in no time at all.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
I liked the junction system of VIII
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 18, 2008 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions
FF8s gameplay systems were pretty good
and the graphics were nice.
Too bad about the horrific art style, and terrible story.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
So true
Fuck 10 and 10-2 and fuck Tidus
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 18, 2008 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions
That's probably true
I think honestly FF9 was the worst of the whole series by far.
You probably never owned an NES
and for that your sins are forgiven.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
You're kidding, right?
I’ve still got my NES sitting on my entertainment cabinet.
I owned an NES
Still think FF9 was the worst of the bunch. It was wayyy oversimplified for my tastes.
Of course, I’m excluding FFX-2 because that game does not exist in my mind.
FFX-2 was never created.
Furthermore, I did not waste 15 bucks on a used copy of it.
Fact
FFX-2s story was awful but its gameplay was quite possibly the best in the series. At least its combat system.
FFX had turn based combat perfected. FFX-2 had active time perfected.
You can not argue these points.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
I spent hours hunting for chocobo treasure
It was awesome
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 18, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions
It could've been better, and it was a clear throwback to the old NES style of FF
But failed brilliantly in its execution, and really wasn’t complex at all
FF7 is overrated, yes.
But awful? What the fuck is your problem, man?
I demand quality from my games?
Block hands and shit linear game play aren’t that fun.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
I couldn't get into VII
I had issues with Cloud; he was too emo for my interest and yet it seemed clear to me that all the female characters in the first portion of the game were romantically available to you. That broke my suspension of disbelief.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Jun 18, 2008 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I say this as someone who has played ~2 RPGs ever,
but Final Fantasy VII was the shit. Maybe it’s because it was designed for people who don’t like RPGs, I guess?
Maybe
if people who don’t like RPGs like cliche driven stories full of ugly pre rendered graphics and video.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
Eh, it all seems the same to me.
1. Get a good sword
2. Kill some dragons
3. Get hot chicks
4. Win
I’m cool with cliches if it’s entertaining.
There are some games
that do the cliches better. And some even better games that don’t rely on the cliches.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
My lead man, the fighter, is named "Juan"
I’ve also got White Mage “Omar,” Theif “Phil,” and Black Mage “Jim.”
I enjoyed the nameless characters.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Jun 18, 2008 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions
he will own us then.
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by PhilKenSebben on Jun 18, 2008 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions
It's not Ms pregame
but some general thing called “Whiparound”
Now it switched to FSN…
So here it is
Undecided voters take note.
The future is in your hands.
by Robert on Jun 18, 2008 7:01 PM PDT reply actions 10 recs
Valle has Blowers tied up in a basement
force feeding him a rally fry a day.
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by PhilKenSebben on Jun 18, 2008 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm in Enumclaw
I’ll go save him. Let me go knock on some doors
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Jun 18, 2008 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Jeff Clement to catch Dickey, eh?
This should be awesome.
"Catch Dickey"
/Beavis and Butthead laughing
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Jun 18, 2008 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, that goes a bit beyond curious status
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Jun 18, 2008 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I swear to holy Christ
if I see that God Damned “lets vent” Coors Light commercial One. More. Time. . .
My friend last night:
“You realize the Rays are going to collapse, don’t you?”
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 18, 2008 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions
The Rays don't know what the hell they are doing.
by JI on Jun 18, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions
You could make a better team than the Mariners out of current free agents
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 18, 2008 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions
You think you know baseball better than Bill Bavasi?
Dork
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 18, 2008 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions
You could use a new running mate to appeal to the big gay eagle community:

by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 18, 2008 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
I always forget about that demographic
never again
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 18, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions
ningwers is already is RM
This is a smeer campaign.
by JI on Jun 18, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions
He's not stealing my Big Gay Eagle from me.
by JI on Jun 18, 2008 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
You heard it?
Because I never said it out loud. I typed it.
by JI on Jun 18, 2008 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I imagine your voice
The voice of Barry Gibbs
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 18, 2008 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't see how you saying it out loud is relevant
Seeing as my surveillance equipment hasn’t been installed yet
God this has "Super Slow Pace Game" written all over it
Also, Fuck Raul and his slow ass
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
Hey Jeff,
Have you gone through the “The “Solving the Jeff Sullivan Problem” Memorial” FanPost?
Because if you haven’t, wait until tomorrow.
I am sorry to report that I will not be needing that thread's help
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 18, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Eh...
Isn’t overweight, no severe acne problem, no unfortunate scars or birthmarks…
by JI on Jun 18, 2008 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
the photo is promising
There’s some crippling loneliness to take advantage of there.
by JI on Jun 18, 2008 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Thanks for making me hate myself for laughing
Dick.
by ningwers on Jun 18, 2008 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
That's okay
I was laughing at the loneliness too
Did that come out of that thread?
That’s nearly depressing, if I wasn’t chuckling at the same time
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Jun 18, 2008 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I was all over the first one
and I’m working my way through the new one. I got in there right away, but ran some errands today. Then Firefox crashed on me and blew out my new comments cue, so I’m manually scrolling it (damn Z key spoiling me)
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Jun 18, 2008 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Love it! Where's NOLA? I want opinions dammit!
by seattlesundevil on Jun 18, 2008 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions
glad i am not alone
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by PhilKenSebben on Jun 18, 2008 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions
No shit
I love me some video games, but JRPGs (and most turn-based RPGs in general) just don’t do a thing for me. At all
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Jun 18, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Exactly
I just can’t get into them.
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Jun 18, 2008 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions
i can't stand turn based shit.
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by PhilKenSebben on Jun 18, 2008 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Touche
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Jun 18, 2008 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions
ICHIRO has swung at a pitch..
MILLWOOD throws FASTBALL
OPTIONS:
Swing
Take
Bunt
Action to take?
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by PhilKenSebben on Jun 18, 2008 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions
awful, worse than yuni
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by PhilKenSebben on Jun 18, 2008 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions
there is more to baseball then the mariners
things like… I don’t know…. winning?
Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
Yes well unfortunately I don't get any out of market games
and I’m not willing to pay extra to watch them.
or

Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
Below
he has all the tools to be above but his footwork is bad and he doesn’t have the first step that he should
Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
I figured it would be.
Just trying to set the table here.
by Two Rs and Two Ls on Jun 18, 2008 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Time to head home from work.
See you all on the flipside, or tomorrow.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
You guys could hang up at the same time
1…2…3!
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Jun 18, 2008 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Most of my friends do
And it pisses me off, if I must be honest. I really don’t put up with them when they’re high.
Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.
Damn I thought that was gone off the bat.
Yay Clement!
Okay how does Dave get all excited about a can of corn flyball
But just call it a “High. Fly. Ball.” when it’s like a warning track moonshot.
Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.
Hey, this is Vitor Artinez's doctor

Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles
I DO NOT DISLIKE YOU VALLE I ACTUALLY THINK YOU'RE PRETTY COOL AND YOU MIGHT KINDA LOOK LIKE JACK JOHNSON.
Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.
who?
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by PhilKenSebben on Jun 18, 2008 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Leave it to Dickey to put it out....
WITH HIS DICK
high fives motherfuckers
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 18, 2008 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Then you're missing out
One of my fave things, especially since I’m one of only 3 white guys (out of 10 total) at my work, so that’s our stupid thing we do
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Jun 18, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Much like my groin
Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.
by qrsouther on Jun 18, 2008 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Rec'd... at first I tried to rec the image
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 18, 2008 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions
You know what saddens me? The lack of Gamecube emulation.
I just started playing Zelda Wind Waker and Paper Mario: Thousand Year Door before my roommate moved out. And now I wish I could continue. But I can’t afford to buy a friggin’ Gamecube (plus the games) right now. I suppose that this means I should wait until I can. After all, I’m the guy who has legally acquired every single one of the 5,000 CDs in his encyclopedic collection.
i emulate the gamecube.. on my wii.
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by PhilKenSebben on Jun 18, 2008 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions
That's what my roommate told me to do. Buy a Wii and take advantage of the backwards compatibility.
I may well do so.
Get a wavebird controller as well.
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by PhilKenSebben on Jun 18, 2008 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions
They've become my specialty over the past week.
Realize that until the past week I’d never played a console above the SNES in processor power (the GBA is essentially the SNES after all).
Stottlemyre's gotta talk some sense into his Dickey.
That Dickey’s practically flailing and exploding out there.
Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.
Routine by Ichiro's standards
But still, didn’t warrant the Niehaus shouting (of course that’s his thing, so whatever) that made me look up quickly at the TV
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on Jun 18, 2008 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions
i almost JITB suicided once, i ate 10 tacos
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by PhilKenSebben on Jun 18, 2008 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
regular
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by PhilKenSebben on Jun 18, 2008 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions
i prefer them to other tacos
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by PhilKenSebben on Jun 18, 2008 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I have almost died at work a few times. . .
but after that food poisoning I couldn’t help but think about what an embarrassing way to die. Having my family find me collapsed in the bathroom with feces everywhere.
The local Chicago (Wicker Park) restaurant that I hate and my girlfriend keeps trying to get me to eat was just implicated in 17 salmonella poisonings
One apparently fatal.
And goddammit, she’s in Portland OR right now on business. I’m trying to call her furiously so I can mock her poor decisionmaking.

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