The "Solving the Jeff Sullivan Problem" Memorial FanPost
So I was going back through the Lookout Landing Hall of Fame and re-reading one of our greatest triumphs - "Solving the Jeff Sullivan Problem ," which for the uninitiated was an attempt (primarily by Brayden, seattlesundevil and I) to hook Jeff (and Graham and Corco and Coach) up with a girl from Craigslist as a thank-you for all the hard work he's put into this site.
Only problem is that the links don't work anymore! Brayden reminded us the other day of the thread, so I thought we should resurrect it. Plus, you never know what you'll find on Craigslist.
Here's my incentive clause - whoever finds the best post by the end of the day, I'll rec every post you make in this thread.
Just to get you started
Inland Empire (the counties directly north of San Diego)
8 recs |
1126 comments
Comments
This.
http://sandiego.craigslist.org/ssd/w4m/723785868.html
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on Jun 18, 2008 10:48 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What has been seen cannot be unseen you bastard.
by BrianL on Jun 18, 2008 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Remember "I can't move, but I'm looking for an obese man to hang out with?"
by seattlebruin on Jun 18, 2008 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
THERE IS NO FLOOR IT CAN ALWAYS GET WORSE!
by BrianL on Jun 18, 2008 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Someone needs to lower their standards.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on Jun 18, 2008 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This could get very, very ugly.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 10:50 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Do I need to add beer to this FanPost as well?
by seattlebruin on Jun 18, 2008 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you want me to look through these women, maybe.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I mean, I do nothing at work, but you're asking me to look at this.
http://portland.craigslist.org/clc/w4m/724263664.html
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Don't make me turn this into "hook on NOLAmarinergirl too"
by seattlebruin on Jun 18, 2008 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
*hook up
whoa that was a bad typo
by seattlebruin on Jun 18, 2008 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh no. Did you not see my drunk fanpost?
Southern boys don’t know baseball. Plus they wear loafers.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I don't understand this...
Don’t some of the best players in the league come from the South? Aren’t Rice, UT, Miami, LSU, etc, etc, competitive college teams?
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 19, 2008 8:50 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm about 54341849023890% sure she wasn't referring to baseball players...
by seattlebruin on Jun 19, 2008 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Add another 23479% and yes, you would be correct.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 19, 2008 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm too white for that list.
And no, that’s not racist. I don’t fit their qualifications.
How terribly sad.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
What's with all the white guys actively seeking black girls?
Plantation fantasies? We’re approaching Max Moseley territory here.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
by Llewdor on Jun 18, 2008 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And this is why there's no one on CL for NOLAMG.
Even freakier freaks frequent that place.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
What's wrong with being a white guy that is attracted to black women?
by johnbai on Jun 18, 2008 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It just seems awfully common in NOLA.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
by Llewdor on Jun 18, 2008 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's extremely common down here.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
It's all Jon B's fault.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jun 18, 2008 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Inter-racial dating has a very long history in New Orleans
Even going back to the colony days. Probably the only place in the country where there is literally no stigma attached. Pretty refreshing actually.
by thewyrm on Jun 18, 2008 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Start???
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
They haven't unearthed any three-baggers yet.
by JI on Jun 18, 2008 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I haven't quite figured out why I'm here yet.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
These women have too many demands.
Sobriety? Sanity? Pro-peace?
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 11:00 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
You've really given me too much to do at a boring desk job.
http://portland.craigslist.org/clc/w4m/723895290.html
This one types wonderfully.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 11:04 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
That entire craigslist post needs more shift-key.
by BrianL on Jun 18, 2008 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ten recs if you email her with nothing but a Shift key jpeg
by seattlebruin on Jun 18, 2008 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't store those shift key things. I just laugh when they arrive.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Who the hell posts their phone number like that?
by Wilder. on Jun 18, 2008 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think we've already determined that she's not the brightest bulb in the pack.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Set her up with JI.
He loves Milwaukie.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
by Llewdor on Jun 18, 2008 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How do you not know how to spell the city you're in?
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 18, 2008 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's how you spell it though...
It’s how the Portland suburb spells it. Mil-wauk-i-e.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Oh didn't know such a place existed
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 18, 2008 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And that's pretty much the way females look there, too.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Neither did I.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
by Llewdor on Jun 18, 2008 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seriously?
Wow
Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.
by qrsouther on Jun 19, 2008 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
In Oregon it's spelled Milwaukie
In Wisconsin it’s spelled Milwaukee. Oregon’s weird like that.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Jun 18, 2008 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ugh, I hate when awesome threads get started
and I can’t look at any of the links because my work blocks most links…
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 11:08 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
No, this is actually fortunate for you.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Not really, I'm bored enough here
that I’d pretty much be willing to do anything right now…
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What's with the drawing?
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
That's not a drawing.
That’s photoshop. That’s just one effect applied to the photo.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
by Llewdor on Jun 18, 2008 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Standards are wayyy to high
I want someone Caucasian, tall, good looking, athletic build, smart, funny, caring, outgoing
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
by ColeFitz on Jun 18, 2008 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
what? how is that too high?
I can’t see her profile or picture, but if anything most people SHOULD have high standards, or at least apply the standards they want in a bf/gf at about the same as the standards they apply to themselves (fat uglies get fat uglies)
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ok I'm here....
Let’s get this party started.
by brayden04 on Jun 18, 2008 11:14 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
This thread just got about 80% more awesome
by seattlebruin on Jun 18, 2008 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I didn't even look at the hat
haha
by brayden04 on Jun 18, 2008 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
She's SHINY!
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Fun loving?
Isn’t everyone fun loving? Who doesn’t enjoy fun? Isn’t fun necessarily enjoyable?
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
by Llewdor on Jun 18, 2008 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You enjoyed that.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
by Llewdor on Jun 18, 2008 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fat people
love fun and have great personalities….without exception.
by brayden04 on Jun 18, 2008 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
fun = eating lots of food
fun doesnt’ equal getting exercise in any form I guess…
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let's go pick up chicks at IHOP!
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
by Llewdor on Jun 18, 2008 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Where's Brayden and seattlesundevil?
Seeking a partner with herpes. What else is there to say?
by seattlebruin on Jun 18, 2008 11:14 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You rang?
I was sleepin till 11.. Gotta love workin the nightshift!
by seattlesundevil on Jun 18, 2008 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WOOOOOOOOO
this thread just got another 80% more awesome, and I’m taking an early lunch for this
by seattlebruin on Jun 18, 2008 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The nightshift was awesome.
I worked 11:00 – 7:00 friday and saturday nights when I was a student. Easiest job ever.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
by Llewdor on Jun 18, 2008 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yea I work 4 p.m. to 1 a.m.
But my boss leaves at 6 so it usually is 4 – 7:30, two hour lunch break, then work 9:30-11:30ish and go home and do the rest from home
by seattlesundevil on Jun 18, 2008 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let's see....
No housecleaning, no cooking, prude, old, ugly….........
by brayden04 on Jun 18, 2008 11:18 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Does she want one or is she one?
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Both smart AND thick?
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
by Llewdor on Jun 18, 2008 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They're mutually exclusive.
Like, duh!
by brayden04 on Jun 18, 2008 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
These girls just want to
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 18, 2008 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They used to date Jeff Weaver.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
by Llewdor on Jun 18, 2008 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Uh...
by seattlebruin on Jun 18, 2008 11:22 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Doesn't BBW negate the slim part?
Or do I not get the CL lingo?
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Hmmm I thought she said "I'm slim". Or some mispelled version.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
No, she's slim
“I’m dark brown eyed, and have red blonde hair I am also slim”
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
by Llewdor on Jun 18, 2008 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't think she knows what BBW means.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
by Llewdor on Jun 18, 2008 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
what does bbw mean?
big… bulky… woman? (i’m serious, i don’t know)
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Big, Beautiful Woman"
It’s that whole – im fat and proud thing
by seattlesundevil on Jun 18, 2008 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I never got that...
if obesity is a “disease”, I wouldn’t say somethign like “i have an STD” and i’m proud
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's only a disease when we're making fun of them.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
by Llewdor on Jun 18, 2008 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or when they're heart can't...
...pump the sludge through the fat-walled canals known as their arteries.
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 19, 2008 8:57 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd for vivid imagery.
Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.
by qrsouther on Jun 19, 2008 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Big Beautiful Woman, usually.
It means fat. Often REALLY fat.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
by Llewdor on Jun 18, 2008 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
She likes animals, do furries count?
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on Jun 18, 2008 11:24 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
My eyes!!!
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is that cleavage Mr. Goodbar approved?
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
by Llewdor on Jun 18, 2008 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I approve of this jpeg, JI.
Very well done.
by BrianL on Jun 18, 2008 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I read this as "Probably deceased"
Which also may be an issue on CL
by seattlesundevil on Jun 18, 2008 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe the other side of her face is horribly disfigured.
Or perhaps “she’s” really a man.
by redwolf75 on Jun 18, 2008 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have seen several posts with the same picture (not this one).
I suspect most of these pictures are not really them and they just Google them. The ugly ones are probably pranks and the use someone’s contact information to screw them over. The hot chicks are probably people who are just trying to get someone to call them.
by Wilder. on Jun 18, 2008 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
YOU AREN'T VERY TIMELY
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 18, 2008 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
YOUR EXTRA LETTERS SLOWED YOU DOWN
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
by Llewdor on Jun 18, 2008 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Late, but thanks for the shoutout.
Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.
by qrsouther on Jun 19, 2008 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hook it up!!!
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This one is actually
Might actually be Coach
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 18, 2008 11:31 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
non-smoker = drinker?
That’s what she said.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
by Llewdor on Jun 18, 2008 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Uhh
“I prefer black men only for LTR, possibly more!” Isn’t the “more” usually LTR for people?
by seattlesundevil on Jun 18, 2008 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
haha
apparently people who post on craigslist looking for dates aren’t the brightest of people, who would’ve thought?
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Believe it or not
some people actually intend to get married… which is the “more” part.
by johnbai on Jun 18, 2008 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
God I wish these could be sorted into ones with pictures and ones without pictures
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 18, 2008 11:32 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh hey I didn't see that light font that says pic
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 18, 2008 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Glad you figured that one out on your own.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
We haven't found any
fatties in wheelchairs yet….
by brayden04 on Jun 18, 2008 11:33 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
There are so many things wrong with me taking part of this thread.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 11:34 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
But we're glad you're here.
It makes us feel both less and more creepy.
At the same time.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
by Llewdor on Jun 18, 2008 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ah. It's all clear now.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
No, it's not. Makes it way more awesome.
Plus it’s helping in the LL ROY standings!
by seattlebruin on Jun 18, 2008 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're gonna have to beat NOLA and LFoJL
not happening
by JI on Jun 18, 2008 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I do have the novelty vote.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
And, since we're a bunch of nerds, we assume that any girl we meet is hot.
And probably an elf.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
by Llewdor on Jun 18, 2008 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd roll initiative to...
Okay I’m not going to finish this thought.
by BrianL on Jun 18, 2008 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not an elf. Not a gnome.
I’ll leave you to wonder about the rest.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
What about a half-elf?
Are you a half-elf?
by BrianL on Jun 18, 2008 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm short. But my ears aren't pointy and I'm not green.
Are elves green?
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
You might be a half-elf.
Let me check my 4th Edition DnD player’s book…
by BrianL on Jun 18, 2008 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm waiting here.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Eh you may or may not be.
Fucking 4th edition.
by BrianL on Jun 18, 2008 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Crap. Elvish and Tongan, now.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Damn I love that movie.
It’s not a very good movie, but I still love it.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on Jun 18, 2008 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mine hasn't arrived yet.
The Rick Astley CD I ordered with it is on backorder.
I’m serious..
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
by Llewdor on Jun 18, 2008 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can we limit this .gif to one per thread?
It seriously annoys the hell out of me.
by Wilder. on Jun 18, 2008 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Because the kid's black?
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 18, 2008 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can't imagine you short.
I once knew a big Tongan woman who’s name was Nola.
by Wilder. on Jun 18, 2008 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am not a big Tongan woman. That much I will state emphatically.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I love how we get distracted from the CL postings
because there is an actual women in our presence.
by brayden04 on Jun 18, 2008 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know, I'm so distracting.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Usually men are supposed to get distracted by a woman's looks...
but not in our case hahaha
by brayden04 on Jun 18, 2008 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My use of correct grammar and punctuation are sexy.
Maybe not to JI though.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions 4 recs
Fucking rec'd.
You’re well on your way to being the LL RotY
by BrianL on Jun 18, 2008 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am attracted to what complements my weaknesses.
by JI on Jun 18, 2008 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Noted.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm gonna laugh so hard when NOLA turns out to be a dude.
by JI on Jun 18, 2008 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah...that's me.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm guessing
this is you then?
Unless there are multiple females from New Orleans on LL.
by ningwers on Jun 18, 2008 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It took the whole of one minute
She’s on the LL network
by ningwers on Jun 18, 2008 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
At least there's proof I'm a girl.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I have to admit that based purely on entertainment value
I’m a little sad that the doubt is completely gone
by ningwers on Jun 18, 2008 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
True
but curiosity got the best of me
by ningwers on Jun 18, 2008 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, I'm a girl, and I'm so glad to know that my profile shot is visible to all, since I forgot what it even is.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
You shouldn't have dressed like you wanted it.
by JI on Jun 18, 2008 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't worry.
I wondered when someone was going to put two and two together. Two social network sites, two LL groups, it was bound to happen.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I figured you were probably on Facebook too
but Myspace has bigger photos
by ningwers on Jun 18, 2008 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks, since FB gives out the last name.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Clever.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Nola Dunst?
Weird name
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Although I like the handstand
You’ll definitely be able to out hit Robert
by ningwers on Jun 18, 2008 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's a cartwheel.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
It's still impressive.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
It amuses me that I can see your FB profile
I’m the other UCLA alum in the LL group…
by seattlebruin on Jun 18, 2008 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I never got why random people
can’t look at profiles, I think they should have an option. Only friends and people in my network can look at my profile, but I don’t really care if you’re in the Seattle network or not, and I have nothing to hide, so why is Facebook so stupid?
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Because they thought it was cool to be private.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i have mine private.
i dont want random people getting my info.
by brayden04 on Jun 18, 2008 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't think you have a choice on FB
by ningwers on Jun 18, 2008 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You do.
You can’t make it open to all, but you can make it private to everyone but your friends.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OH
So seattlebruin wouldn’t have been able to see it if I’d set that. Gotcha.
by ningwers on Jun 18, 2008 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Exactly.
Also why my myspace is private.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well gee. Now I'll just post fake photos like you...
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey now!
I like that picture. Besides, there are plenty of other pictures of me scattered all about FB.
by ningwers on Jun 18, 2008 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes but not that I can see on the LL site.
This goes both ways, you know.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I usually do.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you can always join the facebook
group, “Lookout landing”
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LATE
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
She's not the only girl
in the group. There’s three!
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 18, 2008 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think the key is NOLA.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who is this third one that's not NOLA and isn't Deanna?
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 18, 2008 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
She's a friend of mine.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Does she not have your wit and charm that are required to post here?
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 18, 2008 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Someone was an ass to her.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Plus she actually works.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And hey, thanks.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Only because you gave it to Facebook.
When I was on Facebook I was listed as Ian Magnusson. And that’s nothing like my name.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
by Llewdor on Jun 18, 2008 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I joined facebook in the days you had to use your real name.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They said that when I joined, too.
But they had no means to enforce it that I noticed.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
by Llewdor on Jun 18, 2008 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
She needs a 'Ladies..."
picture posted here now..bahaha
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jun 18, 2008 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now it's just a matter of time before someone takes that pic
And gets you on CL
by seattlesundevil on Jun 18, 2008 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And the entertainment value is back!
by ningwers on Jun 18, 2008 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do you want to drive away your only girl?
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My competition for ROY would grow smaller
So maybe
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 18, 2008 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't worry, my novelty will wear off.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm assuming you're a siamese twin
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 18, 2008 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's...different.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If by different you mean insanely awesome
then yes. Yes, it is.
by ningwers on Jun 18, 2008 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You caught me.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh someone got smart.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ugh, i'll have to wait until i get home from work
to look at all these links… frustrating. And not nearly as funny if you look at all the links at once, several hours after the actual mayhem
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seriously, it must be easy as hell to be a girl
all you have to do is go to a sports website, or play video games online, and you get all the attention in the world
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you were a girl
would you really want the attention of Lookout Landing’s regulars?
by BrianL on Jun 18, 2008 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, ya'll make me laugh.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
NO.
People keep mentioning though…
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I already said I'm too white for NOLA CL postings.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh we'll see about that
We’re very resourceful people here, and it only takes one…
by seattlebruin on Jun 18, 2008 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
NOT so very resourceful.
None of you have figured it out yet.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey hey, you've got two rookies on the case (BrianL and LFoJL)
Just wait til the veterans try
by seattlebruin on Jun 18, 2008 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
NOLAmarinergirl has issued a challenge
Brayden, seattlesundevil – we got this!
by seattlebruin on Jun 18, 2008 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Already on it.. Not much out there
by seattlesundevil on Jun 18, 2008 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There's the guy
by seattlebruin on Jun 18, 2008 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
looking for relationship nice girl to play xbox 360 with and have sum kinky fun msg me if u have xbox live
BWAHAHA
by seattlesundevil on Jun 18, 2008 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kinky fun WHILE playing xbox?
That’s talent.
I’m more of a Wii girl myself.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't think he is willing to compromise
He looks pretty firm on his XBOX or bust stance
by seattlesundevil on Jun 18, 2008 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think I just got sick a little.
Where’s Jeff? He should be sharing this torture with me.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's epic.
At least change the pic!
by seattlesundevil on Jun 18, 2008 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He does work for a sports team.
On the other hand, he lives in suburbia.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ready for a lil backwoods fun?
by seattlesundevil on Jun 18, 2008 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think it's already clear that "sweet" is not a word to describe me.
And “shoot” is not a word that attracts me.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just to make sure....
NOLA is looking for a guy….right?
by brayden04 on Jun 18, 2008 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
YES.
I
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know that I can handle six.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You seem to be handling about fifty on LL pretty well...
what’s six more?
by seattlebruin on Jun 18, 2008 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah but here I can just sass them back into their place.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Uh...
very straightforward. I’m guessing x < 800 on the SAT
by seattlebruin on Jun 18, 2008 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's wealthy, won't spoil me
But wants me to wear a collar and leash?
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
For some reason, there seem to be a lot of guys looking for submissive girls in NO...
by seattlebruin on Jun 18, 2008 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sweet southern girls.
Apparently submissive in many ways.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Guess you gotta weigh the pros and cons..
Would you rather be spoiled or wear a collar and leash? Decisions decisions
by seattlesundevil on Jun 18, 2008 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Magic the Gathering is referenced in his CL.
No wonder he is single.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LATE
by seattlebruin on Jun 18, 2008 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

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