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The "Solving the Jeff Sullivan Problem" Memorial FanPost

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So I was going back through the Lookout Landing Hall of Fame and re-reading one of our greatest triumphs - "Solving the Jeff Sullivan Problem ," which for the uninitiated was an attempt (primarily by Brayden, seattlesundevil and I) to hook Jeff (and Graham and Corco and Coach) up with a girl from Craigslist as a thank-you for all the hard work he's put into this site.

Only problem is that the links don't work anymore! Brayden reminded us the other day of the thread, so I thought we should resurrect it. Plus, you never know what you'll find on Craigslist.

Here's my incentive clause - whoever finds the best post by the end of the day, I'll rec every post you make in this thread.

Just to get you started

San Diego

Inland Empire  (the counties directly north of San Diego)

Seattle

Portland

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This could get very, very ugly.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 10:50 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

If you want me to look through these women, maybe.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Oh no. Did you not see my drunk fanpost?

Southern boys don’t know baseball. Plus they wear loafers.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I'm too white for that list.

And no, that’s not racist. I don’t fit their qualifications.
How terribly sad.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

What's with all the white guys actively seeking black girls?

Plantation fantasies? We’re approaching Max Moseley territory here.

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on Jun 18, 2008 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

And this is why there's no one on CL for NOLAMG.

Even freakier freaks frequent that place.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Inter-racial dating has a very long history in New Orleans

Even going back to the colony days. Probably the only place in the country where there is literally no stigma attached. Pretty refreshing actually.

by thewyrm on Jun 18, 2008 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

These women have too many demands.

Sobriety? Sanity? Pro-peace?

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 11:00 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

You've really given me too much to do at a boring desk job.

http://portland.craigslist.org/clc/w4m/723895290.html

This one types wonderfully.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 11:04 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Set her up with JI.

He loves Milwaukie.

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on Jun 18, 2008 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

That's how you spell it though...

It’s how the Portland suburb spells it. Mil-wauk-i-e.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

In Oregon it's spelled Milwaukie

In Wisconsin it’s spelled Milwaukee. Oregon’s weird like that.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Jun 18, 2008 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh, I hate when awesome threads get started

and I can’t look at any of the links because my work blocks most links…

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 11:08 AM PDT reply actions  

No, this is actually fortunate for you.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Not really, I'm bored enough here

that I’d pretty much be willing to do anything right now…

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

What's with the drawing?

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

That's not a drawing.

That’s photoshop. That’s just one effect applied to the photo.

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on Jun 18, 2008 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Standards are wayyy to high
I want someone Caucasian, tall, good looking, athletic build, smart, funny, caring, outgoing

At least we don't have Zito's contract.

by ColeFitz on Jun 18, 2008 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

what? how is that too high?

I can’t see her profile or picture, but if anything most people SHOULD have high standards, or at least apply the standards they want in a bf/gf at about the same as the standards they apply to themselves (fat uglies get fat uglies)

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

This thread just got about 80% more awesome

by seattlebruin on Jun 18, 2008 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

She's SHINY!

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Fun loving?

Isn’t everyone fun loving? Who doesn’t enjoy fun? Isn’t fun necessarily enjoyable?

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on Jun 18, 2008 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fat people

love fun and have great personalities….without exception.

by brayden04 on Jun 18, 2008 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

fun = eating lots of food

fun doesnt’ equal getting exercise in any form I guess…

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Let's go pick up chicks at IHOP!

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on Jun 18, 2008 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

You rang?

I was sleepin till 11.. Gotta love workin the nightshift!

by seattlesundevil on Jun 18, 2008 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

WOOOOOOOOO

this thread just got another 80% more awesome, and I’m taking an early lunch for this

by seattlebruin on Jun 18, 2008 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

The nightshift was awesome.

I worked 11:00 – 7:00 friday and saturday nights when I was a student. Easiest job ever.

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on Jun 18, 2008 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yea I work 4 p.m. to 1 a.m.

But my boss leaves at 6 so it usually is 4 – 7:30, two hour lunch break, then work 9:30-11:30ish and go home and do the rest from home

by seattlesundevil on Jun 18, 2008 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Let's see....

No housecleaning, no cooking, prude, old, ugly….........

YES!!!

by brayden04 on Jun 18, 2008 11:18 AM PDT reply actions  

Doesn't BBW negate the slim part?

Or do I not get the CL lingo?

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Hmmm I thought she said "I'm slim". Or some mispelled version.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

No, she's slim

“I’m dark brown eyed, and have red blonde hair I am also slim”

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on Jun 18, 2008 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think she knows what BBW means.

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on Jun 18, 2008 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

what does bbw mean?

big… bulky… woman? (i’m serious, i don’t know)

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

"Big, Beautiful Woman"

It’s that whole – im fat and proud thing

by seattlesundevil on Jun 18, 2008 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

I never got that...

if obesity is a “disease”, I wouldn’t say somethign like “i have an STD” and i’m proud

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Or when they're heart can't...

...pump the sludge through the fat-walled canals known as their arteries.

by GhettoBear04 on Jun 19, 2008 8:57 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Rec'd for vivid imagery.

Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.

by qrsouther on Jun 19, 2008 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Big Beautiful Woman, usually.

It means fat. Often REALLY fat.

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on Jun 18, 2008 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

She likes animals, do furries count?

"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena

by R.J. Anderson on Jun 18, 2008 11:24 AM PDT reply actions  

I have seen several posts with the same picture (not this one).

I suspect most of these pictures are not really them and they just Google them. The ugly ones are probably pranks and the use someone’s contact information to screw them over. The hot chicks are probably people who are just trying to get someone to call them.

by Wilder. on Jun 18, 2008 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

non-smoker = drinker?

That’s what she said.

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on Jun 18, 2008 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Uhh

“I prefer black men only for LTR, possibly more!” Isn’t the “more” usually LTR for people?

by seattlesundevil on Jun 18, 2008 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

haha

apparently people who post on craigslist looking for dates aren’t the brightest of people, who would’ve thought?

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Believe it or not

some people actually intend to get married… which is the “more” part.

by johnbai on Jun 18, 2008 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

There are so many things wrong with me taking part of this thread.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 11:34 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

But we're glad you're here.

It makes us feel both less and more creepy.

At the same time.

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on Jun 18, 2008 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ah. It's all clear now.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I do have the novelty vote.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

And, since we're a bunch of nerds, we assume that any girl we meet is hot.

And probably an elf.

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on Jun 18, 2008 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'd roll initiative to...

Okay I’m not going to finish this thought.

by BrianL on Jun 18, 2008 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not an elf. Not a gnome.

I’ll leave you to wonder about the rest.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I'm short. But my ears aren't pointy and I'm not green.

Are elves green?

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

You might be a half-elf.

Let me check my 4th Edition DnD player’s book…

by BrianL on Jun 18, 2008 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm waiting here.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Mine hasn't arrived yet.

The Rick Astley CD I ordered with it is on backorder.

I’m serious..

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on Jun 18, 2008 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can't imagine you short.

I once knew a big Tongan woman who’s name was Nola.

by Wilder. on Jun 18, 2008 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

I am not a big Tongan woman. That much I will state emphatically.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Yeah...that's me.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm guessing

this is you then?

Unless there are multiple females from New Orleans on LL.

by ningwers on Jun 18, 2008 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least there's proof I'm a girl.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

True

but curiosity got the best of me

by ningwers on Jun 18, 2008 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay

NOW I regret having found it

by ningwers on Jun 18, 2008 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't worry.

I wondered when someone was going to put two and two together. Two social network sites, two LL groups, it was bound to happen.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Thanks, since FB gives out the last name.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Clever.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Nola Dunst?

Weird name

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Although I like the handstand

You’ll definitely be able to out hit Robert

by ningwers on Jun 18, 2008 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's a cartwheel.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

It's still impressive.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I never got why random people

can’t look at profiles, I think they should have an option. Only friends and people in my network can look at my profile, but I don’t really care if you’re in the Seattle network or not, and I have nothing to hide, so why is Facebook so stupid?

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because they thought it was cool to be private.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

i have mine private.

i dont want random people getting my info.

by brayden04 on Jun 18, 2008 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

You do.

You can’t make it open to all, but you can make it private to everyone but your friends.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH

So seattlebruin wouldn’t have been able to see it if I’d set that. Gotcha.

by ningwers on Jun 18, 2008 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly.

Also why my myspace is private.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well gee. Now I'll just post fake photos like you...

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey now!

I like that picture. Besides, there are plenty of other pictures of me scattered all about FB.

by ningwers on Jun 18, 2008 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes but not that I can see on the LL site.

This goes both ways, you know.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

you can always join the facebook

group, “Lookout landing”

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

LATE

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only because you gave it to Facebook.

When I was on Facebook I was listed as Ian Magnusson. And that’s nothing like my name.

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on Jun 18, 2008 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

They said that when I joined, too.

But they had no means to enforce it that I noticed.

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on Jun 18, 2008 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

She needs a 'Ladies..."

picture posted here now..bahaha

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Jun 18, 2008 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh someone got smart.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

ugh, i'll have to wait until i get home from work

to look at all these links… frustrating. And not nearly as funny if you look at all the links at once, several hours after the actual mayhem

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously, it must be easy as hell to be a girl

all you have to do is go to a sports website, or play video games online, and you get all the attention in the world

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

If you were a girl

would you really want the attention of Lookout Landing’s regulars?

by BrianL on Jun 18, 2008 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well, ya'll make me laugh.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

NO.

People keep mentioning though…

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

I already said I'm too white for NOLA CL postings.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh we'll see about that

We’re very resourceful people here, and it only takes one…

by seattlebruin on Jun 18, 2008 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

NOT so very resourceful.

None of you have figured it out yet.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

looking for relationship nice girl to play xbox 360 with and have sum kinky fun msg me if u have xbox live

BWAHAHA

by seattlesundevil on Jun 18, 2008 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Kinky fun WHILE playing xbox?

That’s talent.
I’m more of a Wii girl myself.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

He does work for a sports team.

On the other hand, he lives in suburbia.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just to make sure....

NOLA is looking for a guy….right?

by brayden04 on Jun 18, 2008 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

YES.

I

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know that I can handle six.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Probably

Otherwise she wouldn’t be so uncomfortable with this thread, I’d imagine

by ningwers on Jun 18, 2008 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Can you dance a haka?

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on Jun 18, 2008 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

What on earth is that?

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh. No.

I can hula.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Polynesian.

The best hakas are done by the New Zealand national rugby team

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on Jun 18, 2008 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

you lost me on the elf part...

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have a niece who was accused of being racist for making fun of Emo kids at her school.

Last I checked, Emo wasn’t a race.

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on Jun 18, 2008 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

A couple weeks ago I heard a NPR story

about how some Emo kids in Mexico City got the crap beat out of them for being Emo. Why beat up Emo kids? Aren’t they suffering enough by being Emo?

By the way, is Sunny Day Real Estate and the rest of the Jeremy Enigk stuff still considered emo?

by Jed MC on Jun 18, 2008 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

I must be in the dark on "worldly" issues

I’ve never met/seen an emo kid, and I only heard of “being” emo (besides just emo music) a few months ago.

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

I saw an awesome T-Shirt yesterday

It read

I wish my grass was Emo so it would cut itself.

by Sec 108 on Jun 18, 2008 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too

I was driving so I couldn’t ask where they got it.

by Sec 108 on Jun 18, 2008 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Google is your friend

Buy shirt here

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on Jun 18, 2008 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw that.

But I like the grass better than the lawn.

by Wilder. on Jun 18, 2008 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

this excuse makes no sense.. you could have ran him over..

and stole his shirt..

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

emo kids these days

only worry about tightness of their pants.

or how many “X’s” are in their favorite _ title.

by PShwa on Jun 18, 2008 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like most of SDRE & Return of the Frog Queen.

I haven’t listened to The Fire Theft, but I’m sure it is more of the same. Enigk puts on a good show – saw him do a solo show at The Cat Theatre (I think that was the place) in the late 90’s and SDRE was great the few times I saw them.

by Jed MC on Jun 18, 2008 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I approve of cougars.

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on Jun 18, 2008 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is true.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

There's an age limit on cougars?

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on Jun 18, 2008 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

For what they pounce on, yes.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

RIght. Silly me.

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on Jun 18, 2008 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don't believe her.

She only put that there for appearance’s sake. If she got a response from someone in the18-30 range I bet she’d snap ‘em up in a heartbeat.

by redwolf75 on Jun 18, 2008 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

The best threads are the ones where all you can think is

“I can’t wait to see Jeff’s reaction when he finds this thread”

by seattlebruin on Jun 18, 2008 11:39 AM PDT reply actions  

Nice Padres shirt.

But I think you’re missing the point.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

"not a psycho hose beast"

I don’t know what that means…

"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena

by R.J. Anderson on Jun 18, 2008 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

At least she's honest.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Uh...learned something new.
Crohn’s disease (also known as regional enteritis) is a chronic, episodic, inflammatory bowel disease (IBD) and is generally classified as an autoimmune disease. Crohn’s disease can affect any part of the gastrointestinal tract from mouth to anus;

by redwolf75 on Jun 18, 2008 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ouch. Sorry man.

I hope it doesn’t affect the latter part.

by redwolf75 on Jun 18, 2008 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh god I laughed so hard when I read this

sorry BrianL.
Good thing my office is empty, or else people at work woudl think i’m a weirdo.

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

LookoutLanding

Making you look like a crazy motherfucker in the office.

by BrianL on Jun 18, 2008 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have Crohn's also.

Luckily mine isn’t too bad.

At least we don't have Zito's contract.

by ColeFitz on Jun 18, 2008 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does that rule out anal?

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on Jun 18, 2008 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Alright...

I gotta go get lunch. I’llbe back later. Hope to see some good shit.

by brayden04 on Jun 18, 2008 12:09 PM PDT reply actions  

So supposedly Graham is moving back to Seattle

Don’t you guys think it would be nice of us to have someone waiting for him a thank-you for tRA?

by seattlebruin on Jun 18, 2008 12:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh thank God I'm not at work yet

That picture is too funny. It begs for a “you’re doing it wrong” photoshop or some other equally funny job

by seattlesundevil on Jun 18, 2008 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Her legs.

She’s showing you her legs. Like Claudette Colbert in that film with Cary Grant.

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on Jun 18, 2008 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I somehow doubt she knew enough to reference that.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm annoyed I can't recall the title.

And now that I look it up, it was Clark Gable, not Cary Grant.

It Happened One Night.

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on Jun 18, 2008 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm more concerned with the upper right.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kirsten Dunst is from Louisville

and she taught Orlando Bloom how to say it correctly, or at least tried to… God that movie was annoying…

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by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOLA Dunst is not from Louisville.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still don't know what she's holding, though. A walker?

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

perhaps a Chuck Walker

texas ranger?

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by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

You people need to spend more time in Canada.

It’s like a walker to teach you how to skate. It slides around on the ice. I used to see these things all the time when I lived in a part of Canada that got winter (Vancouver doesn’t).

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on Jun 18, 2008 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh no he didn't. The response is worth it.

It was this little walker thing they had there, but it’s really more for the kids…or midgets…

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Took her four minutes.

I’m sure she’ll take any emails from all y’all.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bet she does.

Email her and see.
Go on, now.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope you beat my 4 minute time.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

She responded within 2 minutes

“Ponies and furries?”

Me: Young horses and people dressed up as animals

Waiting for second response

by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 18, 2008 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or your NSFW ponies.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about poines?

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Poor woman.

She doesn’t know what she’s getting into.

by redwolf75 on Jun 18, 2008 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

No one

needs to spend more time in Canada…

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure you do.

We’ll leave you be. And we sell Kinder eggs.

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on Jun 18, 2008 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

is this a type of egg?

or are the eggs in Canada actually nicer?

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I met a guy at a USSM even a few years ago who said he comes to Canada just to buy them.

They’re little chocolate eggs with toys inside – apparently the FDA thinks they’re dangerous, so you can’t get them down there.

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on Jun 18, 2008 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

never seen/heard of them

I know those eggs at easter that are made of chocolate and have that gooey creamy white stuff in the middle that is pretty much pure sugar and fat… similar?

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by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not really. The Kinder eggs are hollow. There's a hard plastic toy inside, on which (apparently

according to the FDA) you can choke.

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on Jun 18, 2008 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think anyone who says "no drama"

Should automatically be labeled as a drama queen.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's kinda like girls who say

they aren’t easy. My ass. They just want to be treated like they aren’t easy.

by brayden04 on Jun 18, 2008 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

As in, they want dinner first?

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

from what I've been hearing

a lot of these girls could skip dinner for a couple of months and be fine

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

But really, in the case of this chick...

more than dinner. We’re talkin 1-hour shopping spree at the local Safeway

by brayden04 on Jun 18, 2008 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's fairly demanding for an easy girl.

Is she laid back, too?

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only 450 comments?

feels like its been 1000 already

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 12:42 PM PDT reply actions  

oh yeah, thanks again Seattlebruin

for making my work day not boring 2 days in a row! a first for me.

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by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have to echo this.

The day is suddenly flying by.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd imagine the day would be more fun

if I could see the craigslist stuff, but your guys’ comments are good enough

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

As do I.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

Random question

has there ever been an introduction thread?
Like hi my name is blank, i became a fan of the mariners beause of blank when i was blank years old. I play these sports and watch these sports. I’m this many years old and I work at blank and went to school at blank?

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by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 1:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Some take that upon themselves to find out.

Hi, my name is NOLA Dunst and I’m an alcoholic…

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

It'd be best if we did the writeups for other people

Like Coach and Corcoran, I’d like to see what people would write, then compare it to “the truth”

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by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

That could get uglier than this thread.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

From who?

“Them”?

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm scared.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Am I the only confused one?

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I must say, I enjoy Matthew and Jeff's takes on how to get a woman.

Matthew: it’s usually fruity cocktails and a roofie. Beer would be much cheaper and more endearing.

Jeff: If you club them in the back of the head in the right spot they lose their free will and you keep your money

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Being very drunk

And saving gamethreads. I think your halfway there

by Robert on Jun 18, 2008 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe 3/4s

I don’t drink in the mornings.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oddly enough

I don’t think I’ve ever been on LL hammered

by ningwers on Jun 18, 2008 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

um...

I’m not falling for that “correct you’re grammar bit” again… not when your doing it on purpose.

by johnbai on Jun 18, 2008 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not sure I recommend it.

It’s all still there the next day…

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's the problem

Working has a way of killing the desire to drink heavily during the week

by ningwers on Jun 18, 2008 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is true

But after nearly falling over due to a hangover on the way to the bathroom at work on a Monday, I figured it was time to lay off before a workday

by ningwers on Jun 18, 2008 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

So has anyone made a CL listing for NOLA yet?

Not that I’m going to do it. I just want to read it.

by brayden04 on Jun 18, 2008 1:17 PM PDT reply actions  

I could find that very amusing, actually.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seeing how close y'all could get.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it'd be something like

“looking for large man, 400+ lbs only, must be into baseball, etc.”

by seattlebruin on Jun 18, 2008 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe the "must be into baseball part".

If I wanted the 400 pounds, I probably could’ve found that CL posting.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, we gotta set your standards higher

“must be employed at Wendy’s or better – none of this Jack in the Box bullshit”

by seattlebruin on Jun 18, 2008 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

No Jack in the Box.

Must be working for Popeyes at least.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like Jack in the Box

I don’t eat fast food, but if I did, Jack in the box is where it’s at

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by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do too; we just don't have it here.

Burgerville is ultimate but obviously it’s not out here.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, Dickk's is good too

I don’t remember much about Kidd Valley but I think that was alright…

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by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok, thought I'd be the only one pointing that out.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really?

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I demand proof.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

ugh, my opinion of you just went from soaring high

to about middle of the pack…
I like the show and all, but c’mon, all 10 seasons???

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh and this is coming from a guy

wiht 97 seasons of shows on dvd too

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope

Friends is seattlebruin’s wheelhouse

by ningwers on Jun 18, 2008 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's a Friends reference.

Lobsters mate for life. You see them walking the beach holding claws.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Community College Student

Now, I don’t know that it’s a community college paper she’s writing….but it’s just a hunch.

by OlSalty on Jun 18, 2008 1:56 PM PDT reply actions  

I think she's just trying to find herself.

By creating herself in the image of what guys want.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yes, that was clever.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

The truth is often funny/clever

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

That’s why my remark was sarcastic.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, as I've said before

I find it hard/impossible to pick up sarcasm on messageboards… except when I do it (obviously)

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well she's failing already

Because Rule #1 is DON’T ASK SO MANY FUCKING QUESTIONS

by OlSalty on Jun 18, 2008 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmm

the last three are directed to LFoJL

What job would you want your future wife to have?
Do you want kids?
Have you ever cried in a chick flick movie?
Do you watch chick flicks?
What is the best movie?

The first one? Stripper. For sure.

by seattlebruin on Jun 18, 2008 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I always hoped for that.

A foreign national First Gentleman – good times.

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on Jun 18, 2008 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do we want him to answer those?

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

1. Pirate
2. If I don’t have to take care of them
3. No
4. All the time
5. I don’t watch enough good movies to know

by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 18, 2008 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you sure about number 3?

A walk to remember?

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I find it funny that you're still thinking about Jeff...

It quickly turned from “finding jeff a girl” to posting the fattest ugliest weirdos possible…

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought they were one and the same?

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

She is lying.

Doesn’t like to cook my ass. Look at her!

by brayden04 on Jun 18, 2008 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hah

I read that as “I bet she’d like to shove a cock up your ass.”

by johnbai on Jun 18, 2008 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're very bad at reading.

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on Jun 18, 2008 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Glad to see

you joining the fracas. We have no morals here.

by brayden04 on Jun 18, 2008 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

"I have many extra pounds"

That’s a really optimistic way of looking at it.

by OlSalty on Jun 18, 2008 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd say she has a positive outlook on life.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's the motion of the ocean...

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

That.

Is disgusting. You win.

by brayden04 on Jun 18, 2008 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

More like...

The motion of a garbage bag full of melted lard…

by GhettoBear04 on Jun 19, 2008 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ok.

I’m off to coach at a basketball camp. Shoot me in the face. I expect to see someone make a fake NOLA posting.

by brayden04 on Jun 18, 2008 2:22 PM PDT reply actions  

You might get Whiskey NOLA then.

But not as bad as the last time.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whiskey makes me angry.

I’m more of a rum guy.

Stop talking about alcohol before this thread gets off-topic…..or something.

by brayden04 on Jun 18, 2008 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously

the good people of Lookout Landing NEVER go off topic

by seattlebruin on Jun 18, 2008 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beer?

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can for now, but I make no promises later.

And my rum requires Mexican coke.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Liquor standards?

Beer I understand, but liquor?

by brayden04 on Jun 18, 2008 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

I didn’t even say that my rum is Nicaraguan, did I?

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, I thought you meant rum.

And yes. I may post drunken ramblings, but I am a classy alcoholic.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Classy alcoholic.

I don’t think those go together. If they do…..where’s the fun in that?

by brayden04 on Jun 18, 2008 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I drink from a martini glass or sip a gin and tonic.

If I smoke, it’s in one of those cigarette holders.
Pure class.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

What if those people become attractive?

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's the hope.

The dream… that maybe drunk Robert or drunk Graham emails 85 of them while hammered

by seattlebruin on Jun 18, 2008 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I see now.

This could really get fun.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

That shouldn't be too difficult to achieve.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I pledge to drunkpost in the game thread on my birthday

unfortunately, my birthday is July 31, so we may have bigger things to worry about, like whether or not the trade deadline has east coast bias

by seattlebruin on Jun 18, 2008 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh good, my reputation is sky high.

That was just a bad, bad, bad night.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not as high as big gay eagle's

but you’re certainly above the other rookies

by ningwers on Jun 18, 2008 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Impressive from across the country.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why do I keep picturing Stephen Colbert?

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

He kinda looks like an eagle.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just spent the last hour trying to blend Robert's face with an eagle on photoshop

But it turns out you actually have to know how to use photoshop to do such a thing; it’s not very beginner friendly

by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 18, 2008 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was a nice use of the semi colon, however.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

The ponies are helping.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I haven't seen a NSFW pony yet.

That wasn’t an invite, either.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Coach and I will crash it

(ugh, clumping myself with coach)

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

You may want to rethink your strategy

unless you want to crash it on foot wielding 100 lb swords

by ningwers on Jun 18, 2008 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Halberds, dammit

Coach’s sword is only like 50 lbs.

by seattlebruin on Jun 18, 2008 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I must've missed something..

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sadly underrated comment:

I’m going to the game.

Section: I’m going to kill you all
Row: Die.
Seat: None of you will be alive tomorrow morning.

If you can’t tell, I’m pretty mad.

Curse you, Detroit Lions!

by Coach Owens on Apr 1, 2008 1:40 PM PDT recommended Story-rec Unrec | 2

by JI on Jun 18, 2008 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would be funny to read...

But when I’m drunk I’m usually trying to talk to real girls.

by brayden04 on Jun 18, 2008 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too..

But I try to be open-minded and progressive when it comes to alcohol…

by GhettoBear04 on Jun 19, 2008 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

OK, this one is either delusional... or lying
i personally dont have a problem with getting guys but it really hard to find good guys nowaday thats why i resorted to craigslist.

linky

by seattlebruin on Jun 18, 2008 2:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Soooo are we on a hiatus?

Right when I get to work eh? Good thing it slows down around 8.. Then it’s on.

by seattlesundevil on Jun 18, 2008 4:06 PM PDT reply actions  

It takes me awhile to get to work now

I just recently started biking the commute (9 miles) and I am drastically out of shape.. Kinda – can skinny people say that? Whatever.. I get tired quick (plus it’s 110 degrees right now)

Annnnyway – enough of that sidebar, point is, it took me awhile to get here so I missed the fun – come back fun!

by seattlesundevil on Jun 18, 2008 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got busy at work.

I drove home from work.

I am now at home.

by Wilder. on Jun 18, 2008 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Coke made with sugar instead of corn syrup.

I’m not allowed to use the word coke anymore though. Apparently they ran with that.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol, already have a taker.

His name is Glenn Martinez -

“hello pretty pic..drop me a line id like to know more about u”

by Wilder. on Jun 18, 2008 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha

lead him on, do it, do it

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ahahahaah!

“Hey email me my yahoo id is nolardsu I am 24 and in shape. I am in the military and interested in getting to know u . Let me know what’s up”

by Wilder. on Jun 18, 2008 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

do it, do it

lead him on, do it

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not good at lying

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Neither am I.

I am going to take down the posting tomorrow, most likely.

Oh, another customer. I will post below.

by Wilder. on Jun 18, 2008 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

i love you refer to the people that reply as “customers”

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I sent you a message

with a shirtless picture of myself, I hope you like it Wilder, haha

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

They are coming out from everywhere!

Hey Nola,

I am responding to your posting. I’m 30 years old, 5’8,” and I’m white (hope that isn’t a turn-off).

I would like to hang out and just fill the void … maybe go listen to some live music or go see a movie or have a drink and some conversation.

I’m attaching a picture of myself to this e-mail. I’ll talk to you later …

p.s. —I liked the picture you had in your posting … very nice.

by Wilder. on Jun 18, 2008 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Johnny Drama

Hey Nola,

I’m white, not black, but I still think you should give me a chance. I’m tall, athletic, 21 years old… new to New Orleans, looking for whatever I can find, meet new people, whatever. I’m actually up from up north a few states away from Minnesota so seeing all that snow in the picture reminds me of home. Too bad about your ex-boyfriend, but obviously he isn’t worth much if he pulls that garbage. I’ll keep it a quick e-mail, hope to hear back from ya and chat sometime, see where things go. Take care

by Wilder. on Jun 18, 2008 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

ha, I always wondered what it'd be like

for a girl on a dating website…

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh sheesh, this is getting bad. I will use asterisk wherever necessary.

Joe Ricks:

Not your black man just dark complected arms and face. I like submissive and I want to put you over my knee and SPANK your ass with my big PADDLE and the little one also. We’ll take breaks as it gets too hard for you during the break I will finger your * and play with your * till you . You will *** me dry as I like that. I am the dominate one when NEEDED to be. You are the SUB that you MUST remember. I am a white male 6’ tall 240#’s 55 y. o.

by Wilder. on Jun 18, 2008 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

55 years old AHAHAH

HILARIOUS, best one yet!
God there are a lot of weird people out there…

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Curious TwoTryU:

How would you like to kick back with a nice glass of
wine while an experienced WM gives you great oral?

Friday morning. Would that help?

by Wilder. on Jun 18, 2008 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder why people even respond like that

either they’re just doing it for laughs, or they’re sickos/weirdos…

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel...ew like i need a shower.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Charles Newson:

hello how are you sorry to here about tour loss ( smile)you look very nice on pic im not as young as you like but with a few beers who will know. blk male 40

by Wilder. on Jun 18, 2008 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some dude (I suspect):

hi you are very attractive! when and where are you looking to grab that drink?

by Wilder. on Jun 18, 2008 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bob:

Rum and Mexican cola, huh? I’m ready, waiting for your reply…...

by Wilder. on Jun 18, 2008 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Julio Melara:

Here is a picture of me I hope you like it I am 26 years old 5’8 180 pounds brown hair and eyes.if interested give me a buzz.

by Wilder. on Jun 18, 2008 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, which one of you bitches did this one?

Mariner2:

Hi seen your ad. You go girl !!! Hope you get what you are looking for. I
am 48, so to old for you. I travel here to work out of Houma and only 28
days at a time. Work offshore. I do have about 5-6 hours of free time
when I do get here before I go to work if you would like to meet one day.
Well take care and be sweet !!

by Wilder. on Jun 18, 2008 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Andre007:

i’m aj write back..let’s hang out

[he might be a little drunk]

by Wilder. on Jun 18, 2008 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, so there are like a bazillion replys... I am going to condense it into this one post.

Giovanni Bautista:

hello. i saw you one c/l. question…... are you looking specifically for a black man???

Roger Clemens:

i seen your ad on CL and you say you like younger men. well im 26 and i always wanted to see what it was like to be with an older women. i was wondering if you would like to get together sometime. just write me back and let me know.

Cole Wollerman:

Hey, saw your ad, and Im pretty impressed. You look like a very beautiful, full woman, which is just my type. I should first tell you I’m not black, I’m white, but I am 23 years old, athletic, and very well bit in all the ways a woman needs and wants. I love older women and fucking very passionately and all night to be straight with you. I dont need the drama in my life either, so if you still at interested, hit me back and I’ll send you a pic. Cya

Zachary Felton:

Hi my name is zachary and I’m a real good looking young black man I’m 23 years old and I think I realy live u I’ll love to talk I just move back to nola from missiouri and now in with my sister I’m lookin for a girlfriend and I’m happy I looked at your page if u want to know more about me just ask or give me a call and don’t be shy my number is 504-491-8347 and I’ll send u some pics of me if u want

Sent from my iPhone

edward campbell:

hi my name is matt im 6’8 280lbs im a 22 year old white male well i live and work in the french quarter i was born and raised in metairie and went to ole miss for my schooling where i played football. well if you like what you see and want to know more would love to get together for a drink

LAYITDOWN5040:

28 BLK M NO WEST BANK AREA 6FT1 225 MEDIUM BUILT BRN SKN 8 TATS WITH DREADS LOOKIN 4 SOMEONE LAID BACK N FUN LIKE MYSELF ITS FUNNY BECAUSE I USE 2 LIVE IN MINNESTOA 2 COLD 4 ME SO TELL ME A LIL ABOUT YOURSELF WHERE U LIVE IN NO AREA WAT ARE U REALLY LOOKIN 4 N WATS YOUR TYPE GET AT ME

James W:

Hi, Nola. I’m James. I’m a few years older than what your looking for, but i thought i’d take a chance anyway. I’m 41, single with 2 dogs. I’m a bartender, i’m 6’3 and i weigh about 280lbs. I keep my hair cut short, i have a goatee. I’m pretty easy going and laid back. I saw your picture and read your ad, you do seem like a woman that i’d like to get to know. Hope this finds you well. Peace.

vinny pilato:

hi
im a 35 year old
italian decent
black hair
dark brown eyes
6 feet tall
220 pounds
very handsome
i own a coffee shop and a bar in the cbd
i would love to hook up and meet you
thanks
vinny

Kenneth Dale:

Hi,

I’m Ken 42 single/blk/male, I’m professionally employed. I have a MBA for MSU and I’m a big tennis guy.

I own a condo in the quarter and I’m looking to make new friends.

If you would like to know more please email and maybe we can plan lunch or dinner.

TS S: [personal fav, lol… read it]

Strange title. Anyways…I’ll be in town through the weekend,
attached is a pic…I know you’re looking for a brother but I’m black
from the waist down….

Earle Bryant: [this one is hilarious, too]

Hello, just finished browsing CL and saw your add. I noticed that you mentioned “Ponies and furry costumes turn you on?” I’m not trying to be disgusting or anything, just wanted to know if you may be a “furry”? If you know what I’m talking about. Maybe even a zoophile? I’m a furry, but don’t have a suit not do much role playing. Any way, good luck you you and if you ever want to chat, even if it’s not on a romantic level feel free. Later.

Craig :

Don’t waste yourself on a [insert That’s Racist .gif] just because your ex did.

Pranab:

Hey sweetie,
Just wanted to say hi to you. You are so cute could not help but send u this mail.

Let me tell something abt me.I am working at Stennis Space Center,MS as Research Scientist. I am staying at Slidell. I love hanging out with frnds,partying etc. I go out a lot.
I exercise regularly (hit the gym,workout or swim). I have a good body. I am both comfortable in going outdoors(party,socializing) as much I am staying indoors.  I like good music,books etc.
We can chat on messengers. My id is pranaviitkgp in YM and  pranab.dc  in gtalk.
Waiting for your reply,

Bertrand, Frank J CIV Fire Department: [oh. my…]

Hi there my name is Frank. I was just wondering if you and your friend my be interested in a threesome with a 33 year old married white male firefighter from Covington. Please feel free to email me back if you think this sounds interesting to you. Have a great day.

Jeffrey:

Im a 24 year old blk stud tall dark and handsome I want to please your every desire you won’t be sorry that’s a promise….. I have pics … So if your interested lets have some and your roommate can join yall like that im real kinky…..........

brett lasley:

hey sweetie i saw your add and just thought i would give it a try.and baby i will help you drink soroows away with no problem.just hit me back and we can trade pics and just to let you no yor gorgeous!!!!

Bhavin Shah:

u said u like younger men

Hi,

i saw ur posting in craigslist.. I am a mechanical engineer of Indian origin. I stay in kenner am currenly working in houma.. i looking for a friend whom i can hangout, can share my interests and experiences. i also love travelling, camping, canoeing… I think we might click out… If you are ok with my ethnicity…plz write me back.

la fe:

im not black…..but im young…...and a latino?.......i have pics but..( i don’t want send a pic to spam?)......22/ new orleans.

COOLMBZ320:

Hi….lets have drinks….I will be traveling with my friend in new orleans on business next thur. 6/26. I am white and he is black…together we make a great Ice cream sandwich! You will have the time of your life….I am serious….e-mail me…..

DJ DISHMAN:

You are very attractive. I am 32 and live and work in New Orleans
This is me and my sisters. What ya think.

Robert Millette:

I know enough about baseball to realize the Sox (red) are the best. Fuck them damn Yankees. I’m not exactly black, but I have a lot of soul. I love to drink, but gave it up a few weeks ago. Of course, that won’t keep me from plying you with drinks.

by Wilder. on Jun 19, 2008 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can I just say that I am surprised at the wide range of people who actually do this kind of stuff.

There are plenty of creeps, but there are certainly people looking to be a friend as well.

Jeff, if you ever become desperate, CL may not be a bad idea.

;)

by Wilder. on Jun 19, 2008 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know, I actually feel sorry for all the guys

who gave serious responses and seem “normal” (normal for CL anyways)... Anyone else feel bad? Did anyone do the tranny post I suggested??

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Jun 19, 2008 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I suggest Wilder should get on that

And yea, but its the internet, they probably don’t expect a reply back.

Jl/Robert '08: Promise for a CoachCage tomorrow!

by Fin on Jun 20, 2008 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

They just need to get used to the fact that they're hitting on women too good for them.

Although I really didn’t think that Nola Dunst was too good for anyone.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 20, 2008 5:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

No.

CL is a bad idea. There is to be no debate about this.

by brayden04 on Jun 20, 2008 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Good lord.

Sometimes I worry about you people.

Though I must say, this thread loaded pretty quick for 850+ comments. Wooo FF3!

"It didn’t really bother me at all," Johnson said. "If it would have, he’d probably be in a stretcher and I’d be out of the game."

~Randy Johnson on Doug Mientkiewicz taking too long to step into the batters box

by Goose on Jun 18, 2008 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Next suggestion

put in “I’m a pre-op tranny (going to be a woman soon) that needs help with money for the operation. Afterwords I will date you”
See what the responses are. Do it, do it.

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck you

I just spent 5 minutes cleaning up my keyboard after I spit protein shake all over it. Dammit.

by brayden04 on Jun 18, 2008 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

You just made me scared to see any responses from that.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 19, 2008 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

No responses to the ponies and furrys?

Damn.
Y’all just can’t find me a good man in this town, can you?

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 18, 2008 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Who is this NOLAmarinergirl?

and why has she not met me?

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Jun 18, 2008 10:24 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

Oh no.

Jl/Robert '08: Promise for a CoachCage tomorrow!

by Fin on Jun 18, 2008 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know right!

You are the best this site has to offer!

by brayden04 on Jun 18, 2008 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

well yeah dude

I still have promise and a sex drive unlike you old geriatrics

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Jun 19, 2008 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm 20

I’ve got years on you

Determined, Jonesing Commentor

by Corco on Jun 19, 2008 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

20's too young

23 is too old, I’m only 22 so, that’s the bet of both worlds I think, haha

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Jun 19, 2008 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm 19

But I have a girlfriend.

Jl/Robert '08: Promise for a CoachCage tomorrow!

by Fin on Jun 19, 2008 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Woot

Jl/Robert '08: Promise for a CoachCage tomorrow!

by Fin on Jun 19, 2008 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

No, he's too young to appreciate it.

But then I’m old.

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on Jun 19, 2008 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Loser.

My ad says 20-35.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 19, 2008 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

I could pass for 20 or 21.

Jl/Robert '08: Promise for a CoachCage tomorrow!

by Fin on Jun 19, 2008 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm. Luckily you're taken.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 19, 2008 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Lol

Just out of curiousity did Wilder post actual pics of you on that ad?

Jl/Robert '08: Promise for a CoachCage tomorrow!

by Fin on Jun 19, 2008 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

No

I’m not sure where he got the Nola pic

by ningwers on Jun 19, 2008 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not even sure I can handle answering that.

I…I’m shocked and appalled.
I may hang on a baseball blog but I don’t wear fuzzy sweaters and I’m not fifty!

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 19, 2008 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh me too. Me too.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 19, 2008 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

What about their text message language?

I just don’t understand what these kids are saying!

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 19, 2008 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think this is an age thing

more of a “i’m not retarded therefore i don’t understand your stupid texts” thing.

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Jun 19, 2008 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Get off my lawn!

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on Jun 19, 2008 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can pass for 15 apparently

people ask me all the time what high school I go to. It’s annoying/embarassing.

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Jun 19, 2008 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

You're saying you want a fourteen year old?

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 19, 2008 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's Robert =(

I’m interested in girls my own age…

by seattlebruin on Jun 19, 2008 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm gaining such valuable insight.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 19, 2008 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you said this after Jeff, Graham, or Matthew wrote something,

then I’d buy it. But in this fanpost, I’m going to go ahead and not believe anything in here is valuable.

by brayden04 on Jun 19, 2008 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

When I was driving to lunch, I saw a license plate that read

“Happiness is Being Brayden’s Mommy.”

Unfortunately, the light turned green as I was getting out my phone to take a picture =(

by seattlebruin on Jun 19, 2008 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would have been forever in your debt....

especially since spelling it like mine is very rare.

by brayden04 on Jun 19, 2008 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm on my way.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 19, 2008 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOOOO

This was a mod-free FanPost until just now….

by seattlebruin on Jun 19, 2008 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

wtf?

Was Belle or Cinderella there?

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Jun 19, 2008 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awww that makes me a little sad.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 19, 2008 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

The bottomless gooseberry gin and hog roast made up for it

And there were FLAME THROWING TREES. I drank ~$300 worth of champagne over the 12 hours too too, so that was enough to cover my ticket by itself.

by Graham MacAree on Jun 19, 2008 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not entirely sure

I was walking through Cloister Court and suddenly there’s the huge WHOOOMPH sound and the tree/lantern dealies are shooting fireballs into the air.

by Graham MacAree on Jun 19, 2008 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now it really sounds like Hogwarts and their crazy fireworks.

Are you sure this wasn’t the $300 of champagne talking?

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 19, 2008 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree.. did this really happen?

Or did you just get really wasted while watching a Harry Potter movie…
you’ve probably never even BEEN to London, just learned it all through watching Harry Potter, sad…

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Jun 19, 2008 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, I'm one of those people

who confuse the words London and England

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Jun 19, 2008 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I sometimes confuse UK with England

Scottish people don’t like that very much.

Jl/Robert '08: Promise for a CoachCage tomorrow!

by Fin on Jun 20, 2008 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Try that with the Irish

you’ll probably get punched.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Jun 20, 2008 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Graham never confuses his words.

Not even after $300 of champagne and watching trees explode.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 20, 2008 5:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Would you rather he thought it was in Leeds?

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on Jun 19, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which explains why you did not rise to the Graham-baiting.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 19, 2008 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

And perfected it too

By only Brett-baiting in the first two game threads, he can’t respond to our taunts when he returns home from the game.

by Robert on Jun 19, 2008 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

What if there are only two threads that night?

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 19, 2008 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good idea.

I wish that the third thread from last night never happened.

by JI on Jun 19, 2008 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, it appears that only half of it happened.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 19, 2008 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

The body hair discussion disappeared too.

Thank God.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 19, 2008 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow.

This comment might need to be waxed.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 19, 2008 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I felt it was clever...

And who doesn’t love bad puns!?

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Jun 19, 2008 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

??

who brought up fat chicks?

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Jun 19, 2008 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

For your ad, yeah

but compared to other guys, he’s a champ

by ningwers on Jun 19, 2008 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Prepared to any ad responders, he's a champ.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 19, 2008 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

It was only a matter of time.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 19, 2008 5:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Man you even knew this was coming

Boy did we all have an influence on you.

Jl/Robert '08: Promise for a CoachCage tomorrow!

by Fin on Jun 19, 2008 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

There is still time!

I would post more emails, but I am at work now and I don’t dare open up the email address I used for the advert here at work. We’ll just have to wait and see what gems were sent over an 18 hour period.

by Wilder. on Jun 19, 2008 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

You need to do a new post.

Maybe LantermanC’s tranny idea?

The last one was freakin’ hilarious.

by redwolf75 on Jun 20, 2008 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Make sure to put more beer in first.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 20, 2008 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

We should use the cat picture

and say Robert the big gay eagle is his roommate. Those responses might be spectacular.

by seattlebruin on Jun 20, 2008 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Furries!

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 20, 2008 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, one of my coworkers was looking something up on my comp

and goes “wait why do you have the Tampa CL open in FF?”

Thankfully, he’s a cool guy, so the explanation wasn’t too bad

by seattlebruin on Jun 19, 2008 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone gutsy enough to post this CL ad?

Any ladies interested in watching The Incredible Hulk on Friday? – 23 (San Diego)
Reply to: pers-662423982@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-06-18, 11:51AM PDT

Hello women,
So I was thinking most people usually read this because either they are bored or just trying to get a laugh. Well this Friday I will be going to watch Iron Man most likely in San Marcos with my friends and I was wondering if someone would like to join me. Here is the catch. The following are some questions that I would like to get answered. The one with the most correct answers gets that ticket. Hey it helps past the time by and also it allows YOU to get to know a little bit about me :) Figured it would be something a little different.

Question 1: What was Thomas Cat’s first name before it was changed to Tom (Tom from Tom and Jerry)

Question 2: What ethnic food is Pho?

Question 3: Who is Jay Buhner?

Question 4: What do you look like? (Free points here :D )

Question 5: What do you like to eat? (Also free points :D )

Thats it. Pretty easy I would think. Pic4Pic w/ reply.

Location: San Diego
it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 662423982

Jl/Robert '08: Promise for a CoachCage tomorrow!

by Fin on Jun 19, 2008 10:17 AM PDT reply actions  

Needs more beer.

Also, why does he want the girl to go to Incredible Hulk while he’s watching Iron Man?

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 19, 2008 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Oh no

I made this one after Jeff did that photo recap of the game way back and I wanted to change the details to make it relevant. Unfortunately I missed a spot.

Jl/Robert '08: Promise for a CoachCage tomorrow!

by Fin on Jun 19, 2008 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Tsk tsk. Your winning streak has ended.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 19, 2008 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Jl/Robert '08: Promise for a CoachCage tomorrow!

by Fin on Jun 19, 2008 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Has anyone screen captured my ad?

For some odd reason I want to keep it, but my capture prints “unregistered version” across everything.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 19, 2008 10:48 AM PDT reply actions  

Got it

How would you like it sent?

by ningwers on Jun 19, 2008 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

It needs an attachment, correct?

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 19, 2008 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Done

I saved the full webpage like I did with the F’n’A page. We should get Corco or someone to put it up on their site.

Do you want me to e-mail it to you?

by ningwers on Jun 19, 2008 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

I actually might leave it up.

I don’t think I will ever use the CL account ever again.

by Wilder. on Jun 19, 2008 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know.

This is the first time I have ever used CL.

by Wilder. on Jun 19, 2008 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think they do.

And email, yes please. Info sent.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 19, 2008 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, you caught me.

I’m old, oddly proportioned and wear sweaters made from bunny fur.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 19, 2008 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Before seeing that

I always pictured you looking like this

Jl/Robert '08: Promise for a CoachCage tomorrow!

by Fin on Jun 19, 2008 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Let's go with that.

Would I sound egotistical if I said I used to look a little like that?
The hair isn’t blonde anymore though.
And the converse are grey.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 19, 2008 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pics or didn't happen.

Jl/Robert '08: Promise for a CoachCage tomorrow!

by Fin on Jun 19, 2008 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently you missed that part of the thread.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 19, 2008 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was outed.

As a real girl. With a link to my myspace.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 19, 2008 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bunnies are soft.

And tasty.

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on Jun 19, 2008 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

I still want it in my personal archives.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 19, 2008 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

So I'm guessing it isn't work appropriate?

Damn. Haha I am bored at work – the responses to “Nola” was classic though! A few more of these ‘solving problems’ posts and we may as well be craigslist demographic masters.

by seattlesundevil on Jun 19, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really? Why...

it was a 19 year old shy but kinky girl with no pic, but described herself as skinny and blonde. Looking for fun, preferably meeting in the Greenlake area…
Why removed?

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Jun 19, 2008 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oooo I thought it was flagged on here.. Got it now

Yea CL Nazi’s run rampant.. I have sold a few things on there and I constantly had to replace the ad because it was flagged

by seattlesundevil on Jun 19, 2008 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

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