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The "Solving the Jeff Sullivan Problem" Memorial FanPost

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So I was going back through the Lookout Landing Hall of Fame and re-reading one of our greatest triumphs - "Solving the Jeff Sullivan Problem ," which for the uninitiated was an attempt (primarily by Brayden, seattlesundevil and I) to hook Jeff (and Graham and Corco and Coach) up with a girl from Craigslist as a thank-you for all the hard work he's put into this site.

Only problem is that the links don't work anymore! Brayden reminded us the other day of the thread, so I thought we should resurrect it. Plus, you never know what you'll find on Craigslist.

Here's my incentive clause - whoever finds the best post by the end of the day, I'll rec every post you make in this thread.

Just to get you started

San Diego

Inland Empire  (the counties directly north of San Diego)

Seattle

Portland

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This could get very, very ugly.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 10:50 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

If you want me to look through these women, maybe.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

*hook up

whoa that was a bad typo

by seattlebruin on Jun 18, 2008 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh no. Did you not see my drunk fanpost?

Southern boys don’t know baseball. Plus they wear loafers.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I'm too white for that list.

And no, that’s not racist. I don’t fit their qualifications.
How terribly sad.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

What's with all the white guys actively seeking black girls?

Plantation fantasies? We’re approaching Max Moseley territory here.

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on Jun 18, 2008 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And this is why there's no one on CL for NOLAMG.

Even freakier freaks frequent that place.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Inter-racial dating has a very long history in New Orleans

Even going back to the colony days. Probably the only place in the country where there is literally no stigma attached. Pretty refreshing actually.

by thewyrm on Jun 18, 2008 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

These women have too many demands.

Sobriety? Sanity? Pro-peace?

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 11:00 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

You've really given me too much to do at a boring desk job.

http://portland.craigslist.org/clc/w4m/723895290.html

This one types wonderfully.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 11:04 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Set her up with JI.

He loves Milwaukie.

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on Jun 18, 2008 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's how you spell it though...

It’s how the Portland suburb spells it. Mil-wauk-i-e.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

And that's pretty much the way females look there, too.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Neither did I.

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on Jun 18, 2008 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Seriously?

Wow

Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.

by qrsouther on Jun 19, 2008 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

In Oregon it's spelled Milwaukie

In Wisconsin it’s spelled Milwaukee. Oregon’s weird like that.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Jun 18, 2008 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ugh, I hate when awesome threads get started

and I can’t look at any of the links because my work blocks most links…

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 11:08 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

No, this is actually fortunate for you.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Not really, I'm bored enough here

that I’d pretty much be willing to do anything right now…

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What's with the drawing?

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

That's not a drawing.

That’s photoshop. That’s just one effect applied to the photo.

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on Jun 18, 2008 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Standards are wayyy to high
I want someone Caucasian, tall, good looking, athletic build, smart, funny, caring, outgoing

At least we don't have Zito's contract.

by ColeFitz on Jun 18, 2008 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

what? how is that too high?

I can’t see her profile or picture, but if anything most people SHOULD have high standards, or at least apply the standards they want in a bf/gf at about the same as the standards they apply to themselves (fat uglies get fat uglies)

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

This thread just got about 80% more awesome

by seattlebruin on Jun 18, 2008 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

She's SHINY!

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Fun loving?

Isn’t everyone fun loving? Who doesn’t enjoy fun? Isn’t fun necessarily enjoyable?

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on Jun 18, 2008 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You enjoyed that.

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on Jun 18, 2008 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fat people

love fun and have great personalities….without exception.

by brayden04 on Jun 18, 2008 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

fun = eating lots of food

fun doesnt’ equal getting exercise in any form I guess…

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Let's go pick up chicks at IHOP!

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on Jun 18, 2008 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You rang?

I was sleepin till 11.. Gotta love workin the nightshift!

by seattlesundevil on Jun 18, 2008 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WOOOOOOOOO

this thread just got another 80% more awesome, and I’m taking an early lunch for this

by seattlebruin on Jun 18, 2008 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The nightshift was awesome.

I worked 11:00 – 7:00 friday and saturday nights when I was a student. Easiest job ever.

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on Jun 18, 2008 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yea I work 4 p.m. to 1 a.m.

But my boss leaves at 6 so it usually is 4 – 7:30, two hour lunch break, then work 9:30-11:30ish and go home and do the rest from home

by seattlesundevil on Jun 18, 2008 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Let's see....

No housecleaning, no cooking, prude, old, ugly….........

YES!!!

by brayden04 on Jun 18, 2008 11:18 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Doesn't BBW negate the slim part?

Or do I not get the CL lingo?

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Hmmm I thought she said "I'm slim". Or some mispelled version.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

No, she's slim

“I’m dark brown eyed, and have red blonde hair I am also slim”

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on Jun 18, 2008 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't think she knows what BBW means.

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on Jun 18, 2008 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

what does bbw mean?

big… bulky… woman? (i’m serious, i don’t know)

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

"Big, Beautiful Woman"

It’s that whole – im fat and proud thing

by seattlesundevil on Jun 18, 2008 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I never got that...

if obesity is a “disease”, I wouldn’t say somethign like “i have an STD” and i’m proud

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's only a disease when we're making fun of them.

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on Jun 18, 2008 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Or when they're heart can't...

...pump the sludge through the fat-walled canals known as their arteries.

by GhettoBear04 on Jun 19, 2008 8:57 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Rec'd for vivid imagery.

Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.

by qrsouther on Jun 19, 2008 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Big Beautiful Woman, usually.

It means fat. Often REALLY fat.

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on Jun 18, 2008 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

She likes animals, do furries count?

"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena

by R.J. Anderson on Jun 18, 2008 11:24 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I have seen several posts with the same picture (not this one).

I suspect most of these pictures are not really them and they just Google them. The ugly ones are probably pranks and the use someone’s contact information to screw them over. The hot chicks are probably people who are just trying to get someone to call them.

by Wilder. on Jun 18, 2008 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

non-smoker = drinker?

That’s what she said.

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on Jun 18, 2008 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Uhh

“I prefer black men only for LTR, possibly more!” Isn’t the “more” usually LTR for people?

by seattlesundevil on Jun 18, 2008 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha

apparently people who post on craigslist looking for dates aren’t the brightest of people, who would’ve thought?

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Believe it or not

some people actually intend to get married… which is the “more” part.

by johnbai on Jun 18, 2008 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

There are so many things wrong with me taking part of this thread.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 11:34 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

But we're glad you're here.

It makes us feel both less and more creepy.

At the same time.

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on Jun 18, 2008 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ah. It's all clear now.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

No, it's not. Makes it way more awesome.

Plus it’s helping in the LL ROY standings!

by seattlebruin on Jun 18, 2008 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I do have the novelty vote.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

And, since we're a bunch of nerds, we assume that any girl we meet is hot.

And probably an elf.

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on Jun 18, 2008 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'd roll initiative to...

Okay I’m not going to finish this thought.

by BrianL on Jun 18, 2008 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not an elf. Not a gnome.

I’ll leave you to wonder about the rest.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I'm short. But my ears aren't pointy and I'm not green.

Are elves green?

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

You might be a half-elf.

Let me check my 4th Edition DnD player’s book…

by BrianL on Jun 18, 2008 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm waiting here.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Crap. Elvish and Tongan, now.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Tongan?

Like the Tongan Ninja?

by johnbai on Jun 18, 2008 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damn I love that movie.

It’s not a very good movie, but I still love it.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Jun 18, 2008 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mine hasn't arrived yet.

The Rick Astley CD I ordered with it is on backorder.

I’m serious..

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on Jun 18, 2008 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I can't imagine you short.

I once knew a big Tongan woman who’s name was Nola.

by Wilder. on Jun 18, 2008 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I am not a big Tongan woman. That much I will state emphatically.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I love how we get distracted from the CL postings

because there is an actual women in our presence.

by brayden04 on Jun 18, 2008 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know, I'm so distracting.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

My use of correct grammar and punctuation are sexy.

Maybe not to JI though.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions   4 recs

Fucking rec'd.

You’re well on your way to being the LL RotY

by BrianL on Jun 18, 2008 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Noted.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Yeah...that's me.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm guessing

this is you then?

Unless there are multiple females from New Orleans on LL.

by ningwers on Jun 18, 2008 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

At least there's proof I'm a girl.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I have to admit that based purely on entertainment value

I’m a little sad that the doubt is completely gone

by ningwers on Jun 18, 2008 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

True

but curiosity got the best of me

by ningwers on Jun 18, 2008 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Okay

NOW I regret having found it

by ningwers on Jun 18, 2008 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't worry.

I wondered when someone was going to put two and two together. Two social network sites, two LL groups, it was bound to happen.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Thanks, since FB gives out the last name.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Clever.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Nola Dunst?

Weird name

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Although I like the handstand

You’ll definitely be able to out hit Robert

by ningwers on Jun 18, 2008 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's a cartwheel.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

It's still impressive.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

It amuses me that I can see your FB profile

I’m the other UCLA alum in the LL group…

by seattlebruin on Jun 18, 2008 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I never got why random people

can’t look at profiles, I think they should have an option. Only friends and people in my network can look at my profile, but I don’t really care if you’re in the Seattle network or not, and I have nothing to hide, so why is Facebook so stupid?

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Because they thought it was cool to be private.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i have mine private.

i dont want random people getting my info.

by brayden04 on Jun 18, 2008 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You do.

You can’t make it open to all, but you can make it private to everyone but your friends.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

OH

So seattlebruin wouldn’t have been able to see it if I’d set that. Gotcha.

by ningwers on Jun 18, 2008 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Exactly.

Also why my myspace is private.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well gee. Now I'll just post fake photos like you...

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey now!

I like that picture. Besides, there are plenty of other pictures of me scattered all about FB.

by ningwers on Jun 18, 2008 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes but not that I can see on the LL site.

This goes both ways, you know.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I usually do.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

you can always join the facebook

group, “Lookout landing”

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LATE

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Only because you gave it to Facebook.

When I was on Facebook I was listed as Ian Magnusson. And that’s nothing like my name.

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on Jun 18, 2008 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I joined facebook in the days you had to use your real name.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They said that when I joined, too.

But they had no means to enforce it that I noticed.

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on Jun 18, 2008 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

She needs a 'Ladies..."

picture posted here now..bahaha

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Jun 18, 2008 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh someone got smart.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ugh, i'll have to wait until i get home from work

to look at all these links… frustrating. And not nearly as funny if you look at all the links at once, several hours after the actual mayhem

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Seriously, it must be easy as hell to be a girl

all you have to do is go to a sports website, or play video games online, and you get all the attention in the world

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If you were a girl

would you really want the attention of Lookout Landing’s regulars?

by BrianL on Jun 18, 2008 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, ya'll make me laugh.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

NO.

People keep mentioning though…

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I already said I'm too white for NOLA CL postings.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh we'll see about that

We’re very resourceful people here, and it only takes one…

by seattlebruin on Jun 18, 2008 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

NOT so very resourceful.

None of you have figured it out yet.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

NOLAmarinergirl has issued a challenge

Brayden, seattlesundevil – we got this!

by seattlebruin on Jun 18, 2008 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

looking for relationship nice girl to play xbox 360 with and have sum kinky fun msg me if u have xbox live

BWAHAHA

by seattlesundevil on Jun 18, 2008 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kinky fun WHILE playing xbox?

That’s talent.
I’m more of a Wii girl myself.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't think he is willing to compromise

He looks pretty firm on his XBOX or bust stance

by seattlesundevil on Jun 18, 2008 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think I just got sick a little.

Where’s Jeff? He should be sharing this torture with me.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's epic.

At least change the pic!

by seattlesundevil on Jun 18, 2008 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He does work for a sports team.

On the other hand, he lives in suburbia.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just to make sure....

NOLA is looking for a guy….right?

by brayden04 on Jun 18, 2008 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

YES.

I

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't know that I can handle six.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Uh...

very straightforward. I’m guessing x < 800 on the SAT

by seattlebruin on Jun 18, 2008 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's wealthy, won't spoil me

But wants me to wear a collar and leash?

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sweet southern girls.

Apparently submissive in many ways.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Probably

Otherwise she wouldn’t be so uncomfortable with this thread, I’d imagine

by ningwers on Jun 18, 2008 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Can you dance a haka?

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by Llewdor on Jun 18, 2008 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What on earth is that?

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh. No.

I can hula.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Polynesian.

The best hakas are done by the New Zealand national rugby team

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by Llewdor on Jun 18, 2008 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

you lost me on the elf part...

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have a niece who was accused of being racist for making fun of Emo kids at her school.

Last I checked, Emo wasn’t a race.

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by Llewdor on Jun 18, 2008 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

A couple weeks ago I heard a NPR story

about how some Emo kids in Mexico City got the crap beat out of them for being Emo. Why beat up Emo kids? Aren’t they suffering enough by being Emo?

By the way, is Sunny Day Real Estate and the rest of the Jeremy Enigk stuff still considered emo?

by Jed MC on Jun 18, 2008 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I must be in the dark on "worldly" issues

I’ve never met/seen an emo kid, and I only heard of “being” emo (besides just emo music) a few months ago.

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by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I saw an awesome T-Shirt yesterday

It read

I wish my grass was Emo so it would cut itself.

by Sec 108 on Jun 18, 2008 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I want that T-Shirt.

Just for the hell of it.

by Wilder. on Jun 18, 2008 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Me too

I was driving so I couldn’t ask where they got it.

by Sec 108 on Jun 18, 2008 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Google is your friend

Buy shirt here

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by Llewdor on Jun 18, 2008 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I saw that.

But I like the grass better than the lawn.

by Wilder. on Jun 18, 2008 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

this excuse makes no sense.. you could have ran him over..

and stole his shirt..

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by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

SDRE is emo, but most emo kids these days have never heard of it.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

emo kids these days

only worry about tightness of their pants.

or how many “X’s” are in their favorite _ title.

by PShwa on Jun 18, 2008 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like most of SDRE & Return of the Frog Queen.

I haven’t listened to The Fire Theft, but I’m sure it is more of the same. Enigk puts on a good show – saw him do a solo show at The Cat Theatre (I think that was the place) in the late 90’s and SDRE was great the few times I saw them.

by Jed MC on Jun 18, 2008 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I approve of cougars.

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by Llewdor on Jun 18, 2008 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Over 30?

Not a cougar.

by JI on Jun 18, 2008 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is true.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

There's an age limit on cougars?

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by Llewdor on Jun 18, 2008 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

For what they pounce on, yes.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

RIght. Silly me.

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by Llewdor on Jun 18, 2008 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't believe her.

She only put that there for appearance’s sake. If she got a response from someone in the18-30 range I bet she’d snap ‘em up in a heartbeat.

by redwolf75 on Jun 18, 2008 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The best threads are the ones where all you can think is

“I can’t wait to see Jeff’s reaction when he finds this thread”

by seattlebruin on Jun 18, 2008 11:39 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

50% of adults get Herpes in their lifetime (including H-1).

Much of this is probably due to the “looseness” of retirement homes, but you never know.

by redwolf75 on Jun 18, 2008 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

She's better than all my friends.

And yet she’s Christian and wants to discuss it with me.

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by Llewdor on Jun 18, 2008 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice Padres shirt.

But I think you’re missing the point.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

"not a psycho hose beast"

I don’t know what that means…

"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena

by R.J. Anderson on Jun 18, 2008 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

At least she's honest.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Uh...learned something new.
Crohn’s disease (also known as regional enteritis) is a chronic, episodic, inflammatory bowel disease (IBD) and is generally classified as an autoimmune disease. Crohn’s disease can affect any part of the gastrointestinal tract from mouth to anus;

by redwolf75 on Jun 18, 2008 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ouch. Sorry man.

I hope it doesn’t affect the latter part.

by redwolf75 on Jun 18, 2008 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

and heavy doses of vicodin

to keep the pain at bay. My brother has crohn’s. Sorry to hear that you have it as well.

by CKremer on Jun 18, 2008 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh god I laughed so hard when I read this

sorry BrianL.
Good thing my office is empty, or else people at work woudl think i’m a weirdo.

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by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LookoutLanding

Making you look like a crazy motherfucker in the office.

by BrianL on Jun 18, 2008 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have Crohn's also.

Luckily mine isn’t too bad.

At least we don't have Zito's contract.

by ColeFitz on Jun 18, 2008 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Does that rule out anal?

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by Llewdor on Jun 18, 2008 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is it possible to be

easy-going and opiniated/sassy at the same time?

I say no.

by brayden04 on Jun 18, 2008 11:53 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Only 2?

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by Llewdor on Jun 18, 2008 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

She's 23.

By the time she is 35, she will have 8-10 more kids.

by Wilder. on Jun 18, 2008 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Alright...

I gotta go get lunch. I’llbe back later. Hope to see some good shit.

by brayden04 on Jun 18, 2008 12:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So supposedly Graham is moving back to Seattle

Don’t you guys think it would be nice of us to have someone waiting for him a thank-you for tRA?

by seattlebruin on Jun 18, 2008 12:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I really, really would like an answer to that question.

Someone email her.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh thank God I'm not at work yet

That picture is too funny. It begs for a “you’re doing it wrong” photoshop or some other equally funny job

by seattlesundevil on Jun 18, 2008 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought he was getting a masters?

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by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Her legs.

She’s showing you her legs. Like Claudette Colbert in that film with Cary Grant.

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by Llewdor on Jun 18, 2008 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I somehow doubt she knew enough to reference that.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm annoyed I can't recall the title.

And now that I look it up, it was Clark Gable, not Cary Grant.

It Happened One Night.

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by Llewdor on Jun 18, 2008 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm more concerned with the upper right.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kirsten Dunst is from Louisville

and she taught Orlando Bloom how to say it correctly, or at least tried to… God that movie was annoying…

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by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

NOLA Dunst is not from Louisville.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I still don't know what she's holding, though. A walker?

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

perhaps a Chuck Walker

texas ranger?

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You people need to spend more time in Canada.

It’s like a walker to teach you how to skate. It slides around on the ice. I used to see these things all the time when I lived in a part of Canada that got winter (Vancouver doesn’t).

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by Llewdor on Jun 18, 2008 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks for stepping up late.

Could’ve saved me the email.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sorry. I had a meeting.

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by Llewdor on Jun 18, 2008 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh no he didn't. The response is worth it.

It was this little walker thing they had there, but it’s really more for the kids…or midgets…

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I posted the second one.

It’s the kids and midgets explanation.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ok....

So I’m clearly about 15134 steps behind everyone else.

by brayden04 on Jun 18, 2008 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Took her four minutes.

I’m sure she’ll take any emails from all y’all.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I bet she does.

Email her and see.
Go on, now.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hope you beat my 4 minute time.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

She responded within 2 minutes

“Ponies and furries?”

Me: Young horses and people dressed up as animals

Waiting for second response

by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 18, 2008 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Or your NSFW ponies.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Horses and ponies are not the same.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is true.

Make it clear to her.

by R.J. Anderson on Jun 18, 2008 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Boring.

FAIL to her.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I read that as "horses' genitals"

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hope she doesn't do a pony show.

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by Llewdor on Jun 18, 2008 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What about poines?

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Poor woman.

She doesn’t know what she’s getting into.

by redwolf75 on Jun 18, 2008 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

She liked my attention.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No one

needs to spend more time in Canada…

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sure you do.

We’ll leave you be. And we sell Kinder eggs.

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by Llewdor on Jun 18, 2008 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

is this a type of egg?

or are the eggs in Canada actually nicer?

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I met a guy at a USSM even a few years ago who said he comes to Canada just to buy them.

They’re little chocolate eggs with toys inside – apparently the FDA thinks they’re dangerous, so you can’t get them down there.

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by Llewdor on Jun 18, 2008 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

never seen/heard of them

I know those eggs at easter that are made of chocolate and have that gooey creamy white stuff in the middle that is pretty much pure sugar and fat… similar?

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by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not really. The Kinder eggs are hollow. There's a hard plastic toy inside, on which (apparently

according to the FDA) you can choke.

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by Llewdor on Jun 18, 2008 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think anyone who says "no drama"

Should automatically be labeled as a drama queen.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's kinda like girls who say

they aren’t easy. My ass. They just want to be treated like they aren’t easy.

by brayden04 on Jun 18, 2008 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

As in, they want dinner first?

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

from what I've been hearing

a lot of these girls could skip dinner for a couple of months and be fine

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

But really, in the case of this chick...

more than dinner. We’re talkin 1-hour shopping spree at the local Safeway

by brayden04 on Jun 18, 2008 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's fairly demanding for an easy girl.

Is she laid back, too?

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

laid-back

and opinionated.

by brayden04 on Jun 18, 2008 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Only 450 comments?

feels like its been 1000 already

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by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 12:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

oh yeah, thanks again Seattlebruin

for making my work day not boring 2 days in a row! a first for me.

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by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have to echo this.

The day is suddenly flying by.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'd imagine the day would be more fun

if I could see the craigslist stuff, but your guys’ comments are good enough

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

As do I.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

Recs for all!

Besides, I figure I still owe you a few for the ice skating e-mail

by ningwers on Jun 18, 2008 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Random question

has there ever been an introduction thread?
Like hi my name is blank, i became a fan of the mariners beause of blank when i was blank years old. I play these sports and watch these sports. I’m this many years old and I work at blank and went to school at blank?

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 1:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Some take that upon themselves to find out.

Hi, my name is NOLA Dunst and I’m an alcoholic…

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It'd be best if we did the writeups for other people

Like Coach and Corcoran, I’d like to see what people would write, then compare it to “the truth”

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by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That could get uglier than this thread.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

From who?

“Them”?

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm scared.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Speak for yourselves

Comment immunity rocks!

by ningwers on Jun 18, 2008 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Am I the only confused one?

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I must say, I enjoy Matthew and Jeff's takes on how to get a woman.

Matthew: it’s usually fruity cocktails and a roofie. Beer would be much cheaper and more endearing.

Jeff: If you club them in the back of the head in the right spot they lose their free will and you keep your money

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Being very drunk

And saving gamethreads. I think your halfway there

by Robert on Jun 18, 2008 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe 3/4s

I don’t drink in the mornings.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oddly enough

I don’t think I’ve ever been on LL hammered

by ningwers on Jun 18, 2008 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

um...

I’m not falling for that “correct you’re grammar bit” again… not when your doing it on purpose.

by johnbai on Jun 18, 2008 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm not sure I recommend it.

It’s all still there the next day…

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's the problem

Working has a way of killing the desire to drink heavily during the week

by ningwers on Jun 18, 2008 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is true

But after nearly falling over due to a hangover on the way to the bathroom at work on a Monday, I figured it was time to lay off before a workday

by ningwers on Jun 18, 2008 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You have immuity how?

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So has anyone made a CL listing for NOLA yet?

Not that I’m going to do it. I just want to read it.

by brayden04 on Jun 18, 2008 1:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I could find that very amusing, actually.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Seeing how close y'all could get.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think it'd be something like

“looking for large man, 400+ lbs only, must be into baseball, etc.”

by seattlebruin on Jun 18, 2008 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe the "must be into baseball part".

If I wanted the 400 pounds, I probably could’ve found that CL posting.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, we gotta set your standards higher

“must be employed at Wendy’s or better – none of this Jack in the Box bullshit”

by seattlebruin on Jun 18, 2008 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No Jack in the Box.

Must be working for Popeyes at least.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs