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The "Solving the Jeff Sullivan Problem" Memorial FanPost

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So I was going back through the Lookout Landing Hall of Fame and re-reading one of our greatest triumphs - "Solving the Jeff Sullivan Problem ," which for the uninitiated was an attempt (primarily by Brayden, seattlesundevil and I) to hook Jeff (and Graham and Corco and Coach) up with a girl from Craigslist as a thank-you for all the hard work he's put into this site.

Only problem is that the links don't work anymore! Brayden reminded us the other day of the thread, so I thought we should resurrect it. Plus, you never know what you'll find on Craigslist.

Here's my incentive clause - whoever finds the best post by the end of the day, I'll rec every post you make in this thread.

Just to get you started

San Diego

Inland Empire  (the counties directly north of San Diego)

Seattle

Portland

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This could get very, very ugly.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 10:50 AM PDT   1 recs

If you want me to look through these women, maybe.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 10:53 AM PDT to parent up   1 recs

*hook up

whoa that was a bad typo

by seattlebruin on Jun 18, 2008 10:56 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Oh no. Did you not see my drunk fanpost?

Southern boys don’t know baseball. Plus they wear loafers.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 10:58 AM PDT to parent up   1 recs

I don't understand this...

Don’t some of the best players in the league come from the South? Aren’t Rice, UT, Miami, LSU, etc, etc, competitive college teams?

by GhettoBear04 on Jun 19, 2008 8:50 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I'm too white for that list.

And no, that’s not racist. I don’t fit their qualifications.
How terribly sad.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 11:07 AM PDT to parent up   1 recs

What's with all the white guys actively seeking black girls?

Plantation fantasies? We’re approaching Max Moseley territory here.

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on Jun 18, 2008 11:13 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

And this is why there's no one on CL for NOLAMG.

Even freakier freaks frequent that place.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 11:15 AM PDT to parent up   1 recs

Inter-racial dating has a very long history in New Orleans

Even going back to the colony days. Probably the only place in the country where there is literally no stigma attached. Pretty refreshing actually.

by thewyrm on Jun 18, 2008 5:34 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

These women have too many demands.

Sobriety? Sanity? Pro-peace?

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 11:00 AM PDT   1 recs

You've really given me too much to do at a boring desk job.

http://portland.craigslist.org/clc/w4m/723895290.html

This one types wonderfully.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 11:04 AM PDT   1 recs

Set her up with JI.

He loves Milwaukie.

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on Jun 18, 2008 11:14 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

That's how you spell it though...

It’s how the Portland suburb spells it. Mil-wauk-i-e.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 11:17 AM PDT to parent up   1 recs

And that's pretty much the way females look there, too.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 11:22 AM PDT to parent up   1 recs

Neither did I.

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on Jun 18, 2008 11:22 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Seriously?

Wow

Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.

by butthol on Jun 19, 2008 5:09 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

In Oregon it's spelled Milwaukie

In Wisconsin it’s spelled Milwaukee. Oregon’s weird like that.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Jun 18, 2008 11:18 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Ugh, I hate when awesome threads get started

and I can’t look at any of the links because my work blocks most links…

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 11:08 AM PDT   0 recs

No, this is actually fortunate for you.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 11:11 AM PDT to parent up   1 recs

Not really, I'm bored enough here

that I’d pretty much be willing to do anything right now…

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 11:23 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

What's with the drawing?

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 11:16 AM PDT to parent up   1 recs

That's not a drawing.

That’s photoshop. That’s just one effect applied to the photo.

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on Jun 18, 2008 11:18 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Standards are wayyy to high
I want someone Caucasian, tall, good looking, athletic build, smart, funny, caring, outgoing

At least we don't have Zito's contract.

by ColeFitz on Jun 18, 2008 1:22 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

what? how is that too high?

I can’t see her profile or picture, but if anything most people SHOULD have high standards, or at least apply the standards they want in a bf/gf at about the same as the standards they apply to themselves (fat uglies get fat uglies)

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 1:31 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Ok I'm here....

Let’s get this party started.

She’s got a sweet smile

by brayden04 on Jun 18, 2008 11:14 AM PDT   0 recs

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

This thread just got about 80% more awesome

by seattlebruin on Jun 18, 2008 11:15 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

She's SHINY!

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 11:17 AM PDT to parent up   1 recs

Fun loving?

Isn’t everyone fun loving? Who doesn’t enjoy fun? Isn’t fun necessarily enjoyable?

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on Jun 18, 2008 11:18 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

You enjoyed that.

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on Jun 18, 2008 11:20 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Fat people

love fun and have great personalities….without exception.

by brayden04 on Jun 18, 2008 11:19 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

fun = eating lots of food

fun doesnt’ equal getting exercise in any form I guess…

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 11:23 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Let's go pick up chicks at IHOP!

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on Jun 18, 2008 11:25 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

You rang?

I was sleepin till 11.. Gotta love workin the nightshift!

by seattlesundevil on Jun 18, 2008 11:19 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

WOOOOOOOOO

this thread just got another 80% more awesome, and I’m taking an early lunch for this

by seattlebruin on Jun 18, 2008 11:21 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

The nightshift was awesome.

I worked 11:00 – 7:00 friday and saturday nights when I was a student. Easiest job ever.

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on Jun 18, 2008 11:21 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Yea I work 4 p.m. to 1 a.m.

But my boss leaves at 6 so it usually is 4 – 7:30, two hour lunch break, then work 9:30-11:30ish and go home and do the rest from home

by seattlesundevil on Jun 18, 2008 11:22 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs