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The "Solving the Jeff Sullivan Problem" Memorial FanPost

So I was going back through the Lookout Landing Hall of Fame and re-reading one of our greatest triumphs - "Solving the Jeff Sullivan Problem ," which for the uninitiated was an attempt (primarily by Brayden, seattlesundevil and I) to hook Jeff (and Graham and Corco and Coach) up with a girl from Craigslist as a thank-you for all the hard work he's put into this site.

Only problem is that the links don't work anymore! Brayden reminded us the other day of the thread, so I thought we should resurrect it. Plus, you never know what you'll find on Craigslist.

Here's my incentive clause - whoever finds the best post by the end of the day, I'll rec every post you make in this thread.

Just to get you started

San Diego

Inland Empire  (the counties directly north of San Diego)

Seattle

Portland

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This could get very, very ugly.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 10:50 AM PDT reply reply actions actions   1 recs

If you want me to look through these women, maybe.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 10:53 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   1 recs

Oh no. Did you not see my drunk fanpost?

Southern boys don’t know baseball. Plus they wear loafers.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 10:58 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   1 recs

I'm too white for that list.

And no, that’s not racist. I don’t fit their qualifications.
How terribly sad.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 11:07 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   1 recs

What's with all the white guys actively seeking black girls?

Plantation fantasies? We’re approaching Max Moseley territory here.

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on Jun 18, 2008 11:13 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And this is why there's no one on CL for NOLAMG.

Even freakier freaks frequent that place.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 11:15 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   1 recs

Inter-racial dating has a very long history in New Orleans

Even going back to the colony days. Probably the only place in the country where there is literally no stigma attached. Pretty refreshing actually.

by thewyrm on Jun 18, 2008 5:34 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

These women have too many demands.

Sobriety? Sanity? Pro-peace?

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 11:00 AM PDT reply reply actions actions   1 recs

Set her up with JI.

He loves Milwaukie.

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on Jun 18, 2008 11:14 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That's how you spell it though...

It’s how the Portland suburb spells it. Mil-wauk-i-e.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 11:17 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   1 recs

In Oregon it's spelled Milwaukie

In Wisconsin it’s spelled Milwaukee. Oregon’s weird like that.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Jun 18, 2008 11:18 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ugh, I hate when awesome threads get started

and I can’t look at any of the links because my work blocks most links…

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 11:08 AM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

No, this is actually fortunate for you.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 11:11 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   1 recs

Not really, I'm bored enough here

that I’d pretty much be willing to do anything right now…

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 11:23 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What's with the drawing?

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 11:16 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   1 recs

That's not a drawing.

That’s photoshop. That’s just one effect applied to the photo.

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on Jun 18, 2008 11:18 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Standards are wayyy to high
I want someone Caucasian, tall, good looking, athletic build, smart, funny, caring, outgoing

At least we don't have Zito's contract.

by ColeFitz on Jun 18, 2008 1:22 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

what? how is that too high?

I can’t see her profile or picture, but if anything most people SHOULD have high standards, or at least apply the standards they want in a bf/gf at about the same as the standards they apply to themselves (fat uglies get fat uglies)

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 1:31 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

This thread just got about 80% more awesome

by seattlebruin on Jun 18, 2008 11:15 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

She's SHINY!

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 11:17 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   1 recs

Fun loving?

Isn’t everyone fun loving? Who doesn’t enjoy fun? Isn’t fun necessarily enjoyable?

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on Jun 18, 2008 11:18 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Fat people

love fun and have great personalities….without exception.

by brayden04 on Jun 18, 2008 11:19 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

fun = eating lots of food

fun doesnt’ equal getting exercise in any form I guess…

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 11:23 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Let's go pick up chicks at IHOP!

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on Jun 18, 2008 11:25 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You rang?

I was sleepin till 11.. Gotta love workin the nightshift!

by seattlesundevil on Jun 18, 2008 11:19 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

WOOOOOOOOO

this thread just got another 80% more awesome, and I’m taking an early lunch for this

by seattlebruin on Jun 18, 2008 11:21 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The nightshift was awesome.

I worked 11:00 – 7:00 friday and saturday nights when I was a student. Easiest job ever.

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on Jun 18, 2008 11:21 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yea I work 4 p.m. to 1 a.m.

But my boss leaves at 6 so it usually is 4 – 7:30, two hour lunch break, then work 9:30-11:30ish and go home and do the rest from home

by seattlesundevil on Jun 18, 2008 11:22 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Let's see....

No housecleaning, no cooking, prude, old, ugly….........

YES!!!

by brayden04 on Jun 18, 2008 11:18 AM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Doesn't BBW negate the slim part?

Or do I not get the CL lingo?

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 11:24 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   1 recs

No, she's slim

“I’m dark brown eyed, and have red blonde hair I am also slim”

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on Jun 18, 2008 11:26 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I don't think she knows what BBW means.

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on Jun 18, 2008 11:25 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

what does bbw mean?

big… bulky… woman? (i’m serious, i don’t know)

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 11:26 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"Big, Beautiful Woman"

It’s that whole – im fat and proud thing

by seattlesundevil on Jun 18, 2008 11:27 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I never got that...

if obesity is a “disease”, I wouldn’t say somethign like “i have an STD” and i’m proud

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 11:30 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It's only a disease when we're making fun of them.

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on Jun 18, 2008 11:31 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Or when they're heart can't...

...pump the sludge through the fat-walled canals known as their arteries.

by GhettoBear04 on Jun 19, 2008 8:57 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   1 recs

Rec'd for vivid imagery.

Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.

by qrsouther on Jun 19, 2008 5:16 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Big Beautiful Woman, usually.

It means fat. Often REALLY fat.

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on Jun 18, 2008 11:27 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

She likes animals, do furries count?

"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena

by R.J. Anderson on Jun 18, 2008 11:24 AM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I have seen several posts with the same picture (not this one).

I suspect most of these pictures are not really them and they just Google them. The ugly ones are probably pranks and the use someone’s contact information to screw them over. The hot chicks are probably people who are just trying to get someone to call them.

by Wilder. on Jun 18, 2008 11:39 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

non-smoker = drinker?

That’s what she said.

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on Jun 18, 2008 11:32 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Uhh

“I prefer black men only for LTR, possibly more!” Isn’t the “more” usually LTR for people?

by seattlesundevil on Jun 18, 2008 11:33 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

haha

apparently people who post on craigslist looking for dates aren’t the brightest of people, who would’ve thought?

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 11:34 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Believe it or not

some people actually intend to get married… which is the “more” part.

by johnbai on Jun 18, 2008 2:51 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

But we're glad you're here.

It makes us feel both less and more creepy.

At the same time.

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on Jun 18, 2008 11:35 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ah. It's all clear now.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 11:36 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   1 recs

I do have the novelty vote.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 11:37 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   1 recs

And, since we're a bunch of nerds, we assume that any girl we meet is hot.

And probably an elf.

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on Jun 18, 2008 11:39 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'd roll initiative to...

Okay I’m not going to finish this thought.

by BrianL on Jun 18, 2008 11:40 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Not an elf. Not a gnome.

I’ll leave you to wonder about the rest.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 11:40 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   1 recs

I'm short. But my ears aren't pointy and I'm not green.

Are elves green?

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 11:41 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   1 recs

You might be a half-elf.

Let me check my 4th Edition DnD player’s book…

by BrianL on Jun 18, 2008 11:42 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Mine hasn't arrived yet.

The Rick Astley CD I ordered with it is on backorder.

I’m serious..

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on Jun 18, 2008 11:47 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I can't imagine you short.

I once knew a big Tongan woman who’s name was Nola.

by Wilder. on Jun 18, 2008 11:44 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yeah...that's me.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 11:50 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm guessing

this is you then?

Unless there are multiple females from New Orleans on LL.

by ningwers on Jun 18, 2008 12:01 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

At least there's proof I'm a girl.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 12:06 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   1 recs

True

but curiosity got the best of me

by ningwers on Jun 18, 2008 12:09 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Okay

NOW I regret having found it

by ningwers on Jun 18, 2008 12:12 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Don't worry.

I wondered when someone was going to put two and two together. Two social network sites, two LL groups, it was bound to happen.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 12:13 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   1 recs

Thanks, since FB gives out the last name.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 12:15 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   1 recs

Clever.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 12:16 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   1 recs

Nola Dunst?

Weird name

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 12:17 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Although I like the handstand

You’ll definitely be able to out hit Robert

by ningwers on Jun 18, 2008 12:16 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It's a cartwheel.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 12:17 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   1 recs

It's still impressive.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 12:19 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   1 recs

I never got why random people

can’t look at profiles, I think they should have an option. Only friends and people in my network can look at my profile, but I don’t really care if you’re in the Seattle network or not, and I have nothing to hide, so why is Facebook so stupid?

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 12:32 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Because they thought it was cool to be private.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 12:33 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i have mine private.

i dont want random people getting my info.

by brayden04 on Jun 18, 2008 12:35 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You do.

You can’t make it open to all, but you can make it private to everyone but your friends.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 12:36 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

OH

So seattlebruin wouldn’t have been able to see it if I’d set that. Gotcha.

by ningwers on Jun 18, 2008 12:38 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Exactly.

Also why my myspace is private.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 12:38 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well gee. Now I'll just post fake photos like you...

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 12:25 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hey now!

I like that picture. Besides, there are plenty of other pictures of me scattered all about FB.

by ningwers on Jun 18, 2008 12:28 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yes but not that I can see on the LL site.

This goes both ways, you know.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 12:30 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you can always join the facebook

group, “Lookout landing”

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 12:17 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

LATE

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 12:18 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Only because you gave it to Facebook.

When I was on Facebook I was listed as Ian Magnusson. And that’s nothing like my name.

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on Jun 18, 2008 12:25 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I joined facebook in the days you had to use your real name.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 12:26 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

They said that when I joined, too.

But they had no means to enforce it that I noticed.

I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.

by Llewdor on Jun 18, 2008 12:28 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

She needs a 'Ladies..."

picture posted here now..bahaha

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Jun 18, 2008 3:57 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh someone got smart.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 12:05 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ugh, i'll have to wait until i get home from work

to look at all these links… frustrating. And not nearly as funny if you look at all the links at once, several hours after the actual mayhem

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 12:11 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Seriously, it must be easy as hell to be a girl

all you have to do is go to a sports website, or play video games online, and you get all the attention in the world

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Jun 18, 2008 11:55 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

If you were a girl

would you really want the attention of Lookout Landing’s regulars?

by BrianL on Jun 18, 2008 11:56 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well, ya'll make me laugh.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 11:57 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

NO.

People keep mentioning though…

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 11:59 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I already said I'm too white for NOLA CL postings.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 11:47 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh we'll see about that

We’re very resourceful people here, and it only takes one…

by seattlebruin on Jun 18, 2008 11:48 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

NOT so very resourceful.

None of you have figured it out yet.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by NOLAmarinergirl on Jun 18, 2008 11:48 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs