6/17: Open Game Thread, Part 2
Top of the 4th:
called strike (change)
called strike (change)
swinging strike (curve)
called strike (fastball)
swinging strike (fastball)
swinging strike (fastball)
called strike (curve)
swinging strike (fastball)
called strike (slider)
Give Felix however much money he wants right the fuck now.
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Willie hits one out of the infield!!
Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.
by PhilKenSebben on
Jun 17, 2008 8:07 PM PDT
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A suprisingly reasonable mixing up of pitches.
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by qrsouther on
Jun 17, 2008 8:07 PM PDT
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Willie 2-2.
He has just bought himself 3 months of playing time.
by BrianL on
Jun 17, 2008 8:07 PM PDT
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Willie is such an Angel.
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by The Typical Idiot Fan on
Jun 17, 2008 8:07 PM PDT
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See, all Willie needed was a chance to prove himself!
by thewyrm on
Jun 17, 2008 8:08 PM PDT
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HOT HAND HOT HAND HOT HAND HOT HAND
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by The Typical Idiot Fan on
Jun 17, 2008 8:09 PM PDT
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Willie for Felix Pie!
you + are = you're
by Katal LM on
Jun 17, 2008 8:08 PM PDT
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what flavor is a felix pie
Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.
by PhilKenSebben on
Jun 17, 2008 8:09 PM PDT
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May we keep the previous thread open for a couple minutes?
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by qrsouther on
Jun 17, 2008 8:08 PM PDT
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BTW Jeff the Hamilton HR
I was referring to was th 9th inning one against JJ. Followed by the injury
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on
Jun 17, 2008 8:08 PM PDT
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That night never happened
you + are = you're
by Katal LM on
Jun 17, 2008 8:09 PM PDT
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I wish.
That led to the closer by committe that ended Potatoes’ MLB season
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by dbroncos31 on
Jun 17, 2008 8:09 PM PDT
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Preceded by Michael Young getting on base.
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by qrsouther on
Jun 17, 2008 8:09 PM PDT
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Michael Young's home run was more prompt and annoying
by Jeff on
Jun 17, 2008 8:09 PM PDT
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Didn't he just single?
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by qrsouther on
Jun 17, 2008 8:09 PM PDT
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No he homered off Bedard in the 2nd PA of the year
it was bad
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on
Jun 17, 2008 8:10 PM PDT
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Ohhhhh okay I thought we were talking about in that inning.
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by qrsouther on
Jun 17, 2008 8:10 PM PDT
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Just pay up.....
Put whatever Felix wants in his contract. If he wants 30 shaved teen boys in his hotel room after every road game…make it happen. I don’t care.
by PLU Tim on
Jun 17, 2008 8:09 PM PDT
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I feel the exact same way about the Ducks and Chip Kelly.
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by qrsouther on
Jun 17, 2008 8:10 PM PDT
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I wonder how many times the 9 pitch 3 K inning has happened
in which no contact was even made between the bat and the ball.
by Fett42 on
Jun 17, 2008 8:09 PM PDT
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I think one of them was technically called a foul tip.
by Matthew on
Jun 17, 2008 8:10 PM PDT
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Well that's cheap.
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by qrsouther on
Jun 17, 2008 8:11 PM PDT
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Valle: It is called a sacrifice bunt because you are sacrificing yourself.
Thanks Dave.
by thewyrm on
Jun 17, 2008 8:10 PM PDT
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What's the deal with employing former Mariner catchers as announcers?
This is bullshit to the highest degree
by marinator on
Jun 17, 2008 8:11 PM PDT
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Is Yuni wearing weights around his ankles or something?
NEEDS LESS SUCK
by Double06 on
Jun 17, 2008 8:10 PM PDT
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Fuck France
Mexico has the best food on the planet.
by Matthew on
Jun 17, 2008 8:13 PM PDT
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Not likely but I love the way his pants look.
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by qrsouther on
Jun 17, 2008 8:11 PM PDT
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Shit.
I thought that was gone.
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by The Typical Idiot Fan on
Jun 17, 2008 8:12 PM PDT
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I ::heart:: Dave Sims, but
he really needs to get better at calling fly balls and home runs. Still, he hasn’t been a baseball broadcaster for very long so he should get some slack.
NEEDS LESS SUCK
by Double06 on
Jun 17, 2008 8:14 PM PDT
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I found the Green River Dance online a few years ago and was insanely happy.
by Teej on
Jun 17, 2008 8:18 PM PDT
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I was watching Cops in Ballard featuring Bill Nye yesterday.
So much truth within that comedy sketch…
by BrianL on
Jun 17, 2008 8:20 PM PDT
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The Science Guy?
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by qrsouther on
Jun 17, 2008 8:20 PM PDT
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Bill Nye got his start on Almost Live
He was 300,000 times more awesome on Almost Live.
by BrianL on
Jun 17, 2008 8:24 PM PDT
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dammit
brb. I have to explain to someone why Beltre is good.
you + are = you're
by Katal LM on
Jun 17, 2008 8:13 PM PDT
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He's someone I have to spend a lot of time with as it is
There’s almost so much “I don’t understand why you guys signed Beltre. He’s untradeable.” that one can stand.
you + are = you're
by Katal LM on
Jun 17, 2008 8:18 PM PDT
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LOAFIE!
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on
Jun 17, 2008 8:13 PM PDT
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J-Lo is the shit
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on
Jun 17, 2008 8:13 PM PDT
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Jokes alluding to awesomeness are awesome.
by Matthew on
Jun 17, 2008 8:15 PM PDT
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I'm not impressed....we need some openness from our 'leaders'
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on
Jun 17, 2008 8:18 PM PDT
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Seconded
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by qrsouther on
Jun 17, 2008 8:19 PM PDT
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You just killed my statement by backing me.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on
Jun 17, 2008 8:19 PM PDT
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My mom and aunt love Sangria
What’s special about it? Is it sweet or something?
Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.
by qrsouther on
Jun 17, 2008 8:17 PM PDT
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Okay, Vidro
Grab a bat and kill this rally!
by Paytheline on
Jun 17, 2008 8:14 PM PDT
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He should shave the handle of his bat down really thin
So each time he swings and makes contact it breaks…that is the only value he brings. The potential for taking out other players (ours included)
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by kentroyals5 on
Jun 17, 2008 8:16 PM PDT
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a BALL?!
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by The Typical Idiot Fan on
Jun 17, 2008 8:17 PM PDT
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How many Ks is is?
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by qrsouther on
Jun 17, 2008 8:17 PM PDT
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Depends on your definition of "is"
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by The Typical Idiot Fan on
Jun 17, 2008 8:18 PM PDT
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MORE BENDY THINGS
PLEASE MAKE SWEET PASSIONATE LOVE TO ME FELIX!
by BrianL on
Jun 17, 2008 8:17 PM PDT
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i hope you learned your lesson about making contact, uggla
by ermac on
Jun 17, 2008 8:17 PM PDT
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Don't make Felix angry. You wouldn't like him when he's angry.
Incredible Hulk while high is ~ the best movie ever made
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on
Jun 17, 2008 8:18 PM PDT
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98mph
He’s throwing really easy up there.
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by The Typical Idiot Fan on
Jun 17, 2008 8:19 PM PDT
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That has only been done 13 times?
Awesome.
by thewyrm on
Jun 17, 2008 8:19 PM PDT
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13th pitcher to strike out the side in AL history.
Sweet Jebus.
by ThundaPC on
Jun 17, 2008 8:19 PM PDT
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Let's hope Felix is more eager to conclude a long-term deal with an FO headed by someone other than Bavasi.
Jesus Christ is Felix dealing today. Best I’ve seen in him damn near forever. OH NOES THE CONSECUTIVE STRIKEOUT BINGE WAS BROKEN UP BY AN EASY GROUNDBALL!
Sign this kid long-term, for fuck’s sake.
by esoteric on
Jun 17, 2008 8:19 PM PDT
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I thought they said 30 earlier.
This is much more impressive.
NEEDS LESS SUCK
by Double06 on
Jun 17, 2008 8:19 PM PDT
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Every single Marlins hitter looks like he's having a hemmorhoid.
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by qrsouther on
Jun 17, 2008 8:19 PM PDT
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WAHOOOOOO
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on
Jun 17, 2008 8:20 PM PDT
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Was that the slider?!
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by The Typical Idiot Fan on
Jun 17, 2008 8:20 PM PDT
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Isn't that an oxymoron?
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by The Typical Idiot Fan on
Jun 17, 2008 8:21 PM PDT
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I've never heard of a fast change.
I mean, a 90mph change is faster then Washburn’s fastball. There’s something cosmically wrong with a “fast change”.
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by The Typical Idiot Fan on
Jun 17, 2008 8:23 PM PDT
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Fast changes are thrown by people who throw fast
by Jeff on
Jun 17, 2008 8:24 PM PDT
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Well yeah
I suppose relative to Moyer’s changeup, Felix’s changeup is a “fast changeup”... but
You’re just fucking with me, aren’t you?
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by The Typical Idiot Fan on
Jun 17, 2008 8:24 PM PDT
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No, Felix also has a change that clocks in around 85
that pitch is the mystery pitch that acts like a split or a slow 2-seamer or a fast change (for him).
by Matthew on
Jun 17, 2008 8:25 PM PDT
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Well, why not call it a slow 2-seamer then?
“Fast Change” sounds like someone just gave me a quarter back on the fly.
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by The Typical Idiot Fan on
Jun 17, 2008 8:27 PM PDT
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Because the last indication we had was that it is a changeup.
We’re just not sure.
by Matthew on
Jun 17, 2008 8:27 PM PDT
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Why would someone give you a football player?
Thats silly.
by joof on
Jun 17, 2008 8:29 PM PDT
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G'nite everybody! Tip your waitors!
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by The Typical Idiot Fan on
Jun 17, 2008 8:30 PM PDT
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List of things not faster than Washburn's fastball:
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Jun 17, 2008 8:24 PM PDT
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On his scooter he can really motor
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on
Jun 17, 2008 8:25 PM PDT
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Close enough kthxbye.
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by qrsouther on
Jun 17, 2008 8:21 PM PDT
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Yeah.... that wasn't one of my best posts....
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by Double06 on
Jun 17, 2008 8:22 PM PDT
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90mph deuce....
hahahaha get the fuck outta here man….
by PLU Tim on
Jun 17, 2008 8:20 PM PDT
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I so remember when this meme was created.
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by qrsouther on
Jun 17, 2008 8:22 PM PDT
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You weren't even posting back then, were you?
by esoteric on
Jun 17, 2008 8:22 PM PDT
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Umm maybe quite rarely
But I think a little, yeah
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by qrsouther on
Jun 17, 2008 8:24 PM PDT
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Really? What were you wearing that day?
What did you have for dinner?
I’m interested. Really.
by Matthew on
Jun 17, 2008 8:23 PM PDT
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Yeah I'm pretty proud of that
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by qrsouther on
Jun 17, 2008 8:24 PM PDT
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This guy's name is John Edwards?
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by qrsouther on
Jun 17, 2008 8:21 PM PDT
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This game ranks like a 12 on my gay scale
by Robert on
Jun 17, 2008 8:21 PM PDT
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As in, you're getting turned on by the performance of a man?
by esoteric on
Jun 17, 2008 8:21 PM PDT
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Oh please, there isn't a single one of us here who wouldn't go gay for Felix.
by thewyrm on
Jun 17, 2008 8:22 PM PDT
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And maybe catch some of the greatness?
Hells Yeah
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on
Jun 17, 2008 8:23 PM PDT
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You don't give to Felix.
He gives to you.
by Matthew on
Jun 17, 2008 8:23 PM PDT
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Felix would never be gay
Just bored and looking for some love
by Robert on
Jun 17, 2008 8:24 PM PDT
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Whatever Mr. Hernandez required of me.
by thewyrm on
Jun 17, 2008 8:23 PM PDT
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Chin music?
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on
Jun 17, 2008 8:25 PM PDT
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Chinn music
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by qrsouther on
Jun 17, 2008 8:26 PM PDT
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butthol music lolz
farrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrtz
by Robert on
Jun 17, 2008 8:27 PM PDT
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butt-chin music!
I’m going to post this everyday until you like it.
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by The Typical Idiot Fan on
Jun 17, 2008 8:27 PM PDT
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lmao that wuz nyyyyyce yall
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by qrsouther on
Jun 17, 2008 8:28 PM PDT
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What was Boston and Oakland last year?
Go Nova
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Jun 17, 2008 8:21 PM PDT
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This game is like the first time I heard the Beatles
/Superbad
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on
Jun 17, 2008 8:21 PM PDT
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Too early to tell,
but I am rock hard
Go Nova
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Jun 17, 2008 8:22 PM PDT
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Too much info for me
Get a girlfriend man!
by marinator on
Jun 17, 2008 8:23 PM PDT
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It could have been the Wiesenbock, but I thought the board said
FucKKKKKKKing before it said FeliKKKKKKKs!
by Jordan of Boise on
Jun 17, 2008 8:22 PM PDT
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Hurry up and get out offense...I want more Felix
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on
Jun 17, 2008 8:22 PM PDT
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what?
Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.
by PhilKenSebben on
Jun 17, 2008 8:23 PM PDT
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3 for 3 Adrian!
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by PhilKenSebben on
Jun 17, 2008 8:23 PM PDT
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What scares me
Is that Felix was on this caliber of roll a month or two ago, and it ended up being a 4-1 loss on a big 8th inning for the opposition.
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by qrsouther on
Jun 17, 2008 8:23 PM PDT
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Well this is actually a decent point, but we already have more run support now than we did then
Plus, it’s a lot clearer how to deploy the bullpen. No Putz or Potatoes, and Morrow as your fireman in a pinch.
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Jun 17, 2008 8:26 PM PDT
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It was all Felix ER
But he left before he could give up the runs themselves. I think Green blew it all, but got no ER due to the men he inherited on base.
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Jun 17, 2008 8:27 PM PDT
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So the M's are invigorated by the new Pelekoudas regime, it just took a day to kick in.
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Jun 17, 2008 8:23 PM PDT
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I wonder how many Mariner roster players think Bavasi was terrible at his job
I’m guessing most of them.
by marinator on
Jun 17, 2008 8:25 PM PDT
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Sexson/Vidro/Washburn/Silva/Tits
don’t
Go Nova
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Jun 17, 2008 8:26 PM PDT
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Or personally knew him and disliked him
I have a feeling that’s a decidedly smaller number.
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Jun 17, 2008 8:26 PM PDT
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By all accounts he was a really neat person
Just shitty at his job, so I’m sure hardly anyone thought badly of him as a person.
by marinator on
Jun 17, 2008 8:27 PM PDT
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I had Graham delete a post of mine last night complaining how you guys are too mean to him
by Robert on
Jun 17, 2008 8:28 PM PDT
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I don't think anyone really attacks him personally around here
At least not that I’ve seen. We just hate what he thinks about baseball.
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Jun 17, 2008 8:32 PM PDT
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I would think so
Hence
[expletive] Dave Sampson.
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by qrsouther on
Jun 17, 2008 8:28 PM PDT
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Saying a lot...?
Think not.
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Jun 17, 2008 8:29 PM PDT
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Though why the fuck did you censor it? This is the adults' (well, adolescents') board.
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Actually...
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Jun 17, 2008 8:31 PM PDT
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FUCK stupid reloading bullshit
Go Nova
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Jun 17, 2008 8:32 PM PDT
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It would be even more awesome if the original phrase was "PHOOEY ON DAVE SAMPSON"
And they just censored it to be extra sure.
Also good: “Humbug on Dave Sampson!”
by esoteric on
Jun 17, 2008 8:31 PM PDT
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Poo on Dave Sampson
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Jun 17, 2008 8:32 PM PDT
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In fairness we never heard/saw the actual word there.
Go Nova
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Jun 17, 2008 8:30 PM PDT
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It makes it funnier, I think
Seeing as that was the censor used in the official release of the statement.
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Jun 17, 2008 8:30 PM PDT
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Probally because thats how it was reported in the media.
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Overused and annoying meme is
Overused and annoying.
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by The Typical Idiot Fan on
Jun 17, 2008 8:31 PM PDT
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NO U
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Jun 17, 2008 8:32 PM PDT
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Not only that, he's wrong about it too.
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Not a good run there for me
Go Nova
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Jun 17, 2008 8:32 PM PDT
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wasn't Cantu a SS for Tampa?
Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.
by PhilKenSebben on
Jun 17, 2008 8:25 PM PDT
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Kobe led Lakers.....
getting anally destroyed. What a brutal performance.
by PLU Tim on
Jun 17, 2008 8:25 PM PDT
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I hate Boston sports...
but I also hate the Lakers. I suppose I can be happy with Ray Allen finally getting a ring, though.
by BrianL on
Jun 17, 2008 8:26 PM PDT
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Nice short arm there, Kensing.
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So Hancock.
aWesome movie or really awesome movie?
Go Nova
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Is that the one co-starring Jason Bateman?
Anything with him gets some credit from me. Guy turned me into a huge fan with Arrested Development.
I also STRONGLY recommend that any fans of Tobias (David Cross) go get their hands on the DVDs of Mr. Show. I prefer the (short) 2nd season the most, but a lot of people like the 3rd or the 4th even more. Either way, check it out, it’s the American Monty Python: hit and miss, but when it hits, look the fuck out.
by esoteric on
Jun 17, 2008 8:35 PM PDT
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Have you seen Teen Wolf Too?
you + are = you're
by Katal LM on
Jun 17, 2008 8:36 PM PDT
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DEFENSE DOES NOT WIN STRASBURG!
THOUGH STRASBURG CAN FUCK OFF ON FELIX DAY!
by joof on
Jun 17, 2008 8:31 PM PDT
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YIKES AND AWAY!
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Jun 17, 2008 8:30 PM PDT
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Its too bad we suck because Felix would be one of the frontrunners for cy young.
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Jun 17, 2008 8:30 PM PDT
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Meatball, 93mph, middle of the plate.
Fouled off by Willie.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on
Jun 17, 2008 8:32 PM PDT
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What the fuck is your problem?
He just needs a chance, dammit!
by BrianL on
Jun 17, 2008 8:33 PM PDT
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Basically he'll eventually get a RBI if he gets enough playing time
Such as Cairo.
Jl/Robert '08: Promise for a CoachCage tomorrow!
by Fin on
Jun 17, 2008 8:34 PM PDT
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He doesn't even believe in chemistry!
And wants to be a defect to the NL! Fuck Willie!
FUCK WILLIE!.....
/sob
...bastard…
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on
Jun 17, 2008 8:34 PM PDT
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What are you trying to insinuate here, huh?
That Willie can’t hit well?
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on
Jun 17, 2008 8:33 PM PDT
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Willie K's? SHOCKED
Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.
by PhilKenSebben on
Jun 17, 2008 8:32 PM PDT
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I think you mean
:O
Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.
by qrsouther on
Jun 17, 2008 8:33 PM PDT
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<:O
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on
Jun 17, 2008 8:33 PM PDT
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Dunce hat?
Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.
by qrsouther on
Jun 17, 2008 8:34 PM PDT
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Ew gross that looks like a weiner
Icky
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by tootthekazoo on
Jun 17, 2008 8:35 PM PDT
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I suppose, yes
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
by tootthekazoo on
Jun 17, 2008 8:38 PM PDT
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=o

Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on
Jun 17, 2008 8:35 PM PDT
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I'm so happy for Ray Allen.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on
Jun 17, 2008 8:33 PM PDT
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But Boston is much worse than the opposite of okay
you + are = you're
by Katal LM on
Jun 17, 2008 8:34 PM PDT
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I don't really dislike any of the players for Boston.
I can disassociate players with city names. Whatever.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on
Jun 17, 2008 8:35 PM PDT
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I kinda dislike KG
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by qrsouther on
Jun 17, 2008 8:36 PM PDT
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I love Ray Allen
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by qrsouther on
Jun 17, 2008 8:35 PM PDT
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Boston Red Sox?
Jl/Robert '08: Promise for a CoachCage tomorrow!
by Fin on
Jun 17, 2008 8:34 PM PDT
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Have a Sox scout staying in my hotel tonight
I asked him what was up since the draft was over, said he was just doing his rounds on the high schoolers. He promised me a hat.
I’m torn. I may have to burn it.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on
Jun 17, 2008 8:36 PM PDT
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Is the Boston hockey team in the playoffs?
They may as well win at every sport, being as it’s apparently the city of God.
by marinator on
Jun 17, 2008 8:36 PM PDT
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Yeah but they got knocked out first round
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on
Jun 17, 2008 8:37 PM PDT
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I hate the Boston Red Sox and the Patriots and my insufferable cousins (who are Bostonians), but I don't mind the Celtics
They’ve had a shitty team for a long time now, they’ve paid their dues.
by esoteric on
Jun 17, 2008 8:38 PM PDT
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I love Bostonians
Cept for those Bostonians which = Sox fans circa 2004.
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by qrsouther on
Jun 17, 2008 8:39 PM PDT
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What?
Sox fans circa 2004 aren’t bad.
It’s Sox fans circa 2005-present that suck.
you + are = you're
by Katal LM on
Jun 17, 2008 8:40 PM PDT
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2004 was the World Series year...
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by qrsouther on
Jun 17, 2008 8:41 PM PDT
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Sooo Finals MVP:
Jesus or the Truth?
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on
Jun 17, 2008 8:34 PM PDT
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BOSTON BEST FANS EVAH
you + are = you're
by Katal LM on
Jun 17, 2008 8:34 PM PDT
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Huh.
So that’s where Jim Presley went.
NEEDS LESS SUCK
by Double06 on
Jun 17, 2008 8:35 PM PDT
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Tallywhack?
SHUT UP VALLE
Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.
by PhilKenSebben on
Jun 17, 2008 8:35 PM PDT
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Is Jeff battling his split personality?
Jl/Robert '08: Promise for a CoachCage tomorrow!
by Fin on
Jun 17, 2008 8:38 PM PDT
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Commenting to yourself
Is the sign of a healthy mind.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on
Jun 17, 2008 8:38 PM PDT
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I bet you anything that if I did it I would get "post less"
Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.
by qrsouther on
Jun 17, 2008 8:40 PM PDT
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You're going to get that anyway.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on
Jun 17, 2008 8:41 PM PDT
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Ichiro would've gotten that.
Fuck you Willie.
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by Fin on
Jun 17, 2008 8:36 PM PDT
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so i start watching..
and Felix gives up his 2nd hit..
and his 3rd hit…
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by LantermanC on
Jun 17, 2008 8:36 PM PDT
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Those were both strikes ahhhhhh
Go Nova
by dbroncos31 on
Jun 17, 2008 8:38 PM PDT
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wouldnt' mind a TP
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by LantermanC on
Jun 17, 2008 8:39 PM PDT
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he's chasing everything!
THROW A CHANGE!
by Matthew on
Jun 17, 2008 8:39 PM PDT
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Jesus
That 2-seamer was moving with evil intent. Ramirez had to work to touch it.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on
Jun 17, 2008 8:40 PM PDT
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nope.. 97, 98, I'm gonna assume neither was a bendy thing...
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Jun 17, 2008 8:40 PM PDT
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