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6/17: Open Game Thread, Part 2

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called strike (change)
called strike (change)
swinging strike (curve)
called strike (fastball)
swinging strike (fastball)
swinging strike (fastball)
called strike (curve)
swinging strike (fastball)
called strike (slider)

Give Felix however much money he wants right the fuck now.

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Willie 2-2.

He has just bought himself 3 months of playing time.

by BrianL on Jun 17, 2008 8:07 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

HOT HAND HOT HAND HOT HAND HOT HAND

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Fans are typically idiots.

by The Typical Idiot Fan on Jun 17, 2008 8:09 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

dammit

brb. I have to explain to someone why Beltre is good.

you + are = you're

by Katal LM on Jun 17, 2008 8:13 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He's someone I have to spend a lot of time with as it is

There’s almost so much “I don’t understand why you guys signed Beltre. He’s untradeable.” that one can stand.

you + are = you're

by Katal LM on Jun 17, 2008 8:18 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

J-Lo is the shit

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Jun 17, 2008 8:13 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

My mom and aunt love Sangria

What’s special about it? Is it sweet or something?

Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.

by qrsouther on Jun 17, 2008 8:17 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Okay, Vidro

Grab a bat and kill this rally!

by Paytheline on Jun 17, 2008 8:14 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He should shave the handle of his bat down really thin

So each time he swings and makes contact it breaks…that is the only value he brings. The potential for taking out other players (ours included)

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Jun 17, 2008 8:16 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

WOOOOO

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Jun 17, 2008 8:17 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

K!

NEEDS LESS SUCK

by Double06 on Jun 17, 2008 8:17 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

MORE BENDY THINGS

PLEASE MAKE SWEET PASSIONATE LOVE TO ME FELIX!

by BrianL on Jun 17, 2008 8:17 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Grounder

somehow more awesome

by Jeff on Jun 17, 2008 8:19 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

98mph

He’s throwing really easy up there.

Fans are typically idiots.

by The Typical Idiot Fan on Jun 17, 2008 8:19 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Let's hope Felix is more eager to conclude a long-term deal with an FO headed by someone other than Bavasi.

Jesus Christ is Felix dealing today. Best I’ve seen in him damn near forever. OH NOES THE CONSECUTIVE STRIKEOUT BINGE WAS BROKEN UP BY AN EASY GROUNDBALL!

Sign this kid long-term, for fuck’s sake.

by esoteric on Jun 17, 2008 8:19 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I thought they said 30 earlier.

This is much more impressive.

NEEDS LESS SUCK

by Double06 on Jun 17, 2008 8:19 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

WAHOOOOOO

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Jun 17, 2008 8:20 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I've never heard of a fast change.

I mean, a 90mph change is faster then Washburn’s fastball. There’s something cosmically wrong with a “fast change”.

Fans are typically idiots.

by The Typical Idiot Fan on Jun 17, 2008 8:23 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well yeah

I suppose relative to Moyer’s changeup, Felix’s changeup is a “fast changeup”... but

You’re just fucking with me, aren’t you?

Fans are typically idiots.

by The Typical Idiot Fan on Jun 17, 2008 8:24 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

90mph deuce....

hahahaha get the fuck outta here man….

by PLU Tim on Jun 17, 2008 8:20 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

This guy's name is John Edwards?

Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.

by qrsouther on Jun 17, 2008 8:21 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What scares me

Is that Felix was on this caliber of roll a month or two ago, and it ended up being a 4-1 loss on a big 8th inning for the opposition.

Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.

by qrsouther on Jun 17, 2008 8:23 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well this is actually a decent point, but we already have more run support now than we did then

Plus, it’s a lot clearer how to deploy the bullpen. No Putz or Potatoes, and Morrow as your fireman in a pinch.

by esoteric on Jun 17, 2008 8:26 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It was all Felix ER

But he left before he could give up the runs themselves. I think Green blew it all, but got no ER due to the men he inherited on base.

Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.

by qrsouther on Jun 17, 2008 8:27 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Or personally knew him and disliked him

I have a feeling that’s a decidedly smaller number.

Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.

by qrsouther on Jun 17, 2008 8:26 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

By all accounts he was a really neat person

Just shitty at his job, so I’m sure hardly anyone thought badly of him as a person.

by marinator on Jun 17, 2008 8:27 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I would think so

Hence

[expletive] Dave Sampson.

Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.

by qrsouther on Jun 17, 2008 8:28 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Saying a lot...?

Think not.

Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.

by qrsouther on Jun 17, 2008 8:29 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It makes it funnier, I think

Seeing as that was the censor used in the official release of the statement.

Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.

by qrsouther on Jun 17, 2008 8:30 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

So Hancock.

aWesome movie or really awesome movie?

Go Nova

by dbroncos31 on Jun 17, 2008 8:29 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Is that the one co-starring Jason Bateman?

Anything with him gets some credit from me. Guy turned me into a huge fan with Arrested Development.

I also STRONGLY recommend that any fans of Tobias (David Cross) go get their hands on the DVDs of Mr. Show. I prefer the (short) 2nd season the most, but a lot of people like the 3rd or the 4th even more. Either way, check it out, it’s the American Monty Python: hit and miss, but when it hits, look the fuck out.

by esoteric on Jun 17, 2008 8:35 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Meatball, 93mph, middle of the plate.

Fouled off by Willie.

Fans are typically idiots.

by The Typical Idiot Fan on Jun 17, 2008 8:32 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

slow bat

Jl/Robert '08: Promise for a CoachCage tomorrow!

by Fin on Jun 17, 2008 8:32 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Basically he'll eventually get a RBI if he gets enough playing time

Such as Cairo.

Jl/Robert '08: Promise for a CoachCage tomorrow!

by Fin on Jun 17, 2008 8:34 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He doesn't even believe in chemistry!

And wants to be a defect to the NL! Fuck Willie!

FUCK WILLIE!.....

/sob

...bastard…

Fans are typically idiots.

by The Typical Idiot Fan on Jun 17, 2008 8:34 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What are you trying to insinuate here, huh?

That Willie can’t hit well?

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Jun 17, 2008 8:33 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Willie K's? SHOCKED

Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.

by PhilKenSebben on Jun 17, 2008 8:32 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I think you mean
:O

Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.

by qrsouther on Jun 17, 2008 8:33 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

<:O

HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)

by tootthekazoo on Jun 17, 2008 8:33 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dunce hat?

Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.

by qrsouther on Jun 17, 2008 8:34 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Boston Red Sox?

Jl/Robert '08: Promise for a CoachCage tomorrow!

by Fin on Jun 17, 2008 8:34 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Have a Sox scout staying in my hotel tonight

I asked him what was up since the draft was over, said he was just doing his rounds on the high schoolers. He promised me a hat.

I’m torn. I may have to burn it.

Fans are typically idiots.

by The Typical Idiot Fan on Jun 17, 2008 8:36 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I love Bostonians

Cept for those Bostonians which = Sox fans circa 2004.

Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.

by qrsouther on Jun 17, 2008 8:39 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What?

Sox fans circa 2004 aren’t bad.
It’s Sox fans circa 2005-present that suck.

you + are = you're

by Katal LM on Jun 17, 2008 8:40 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Sooo Finals MVP:

Jesus or the Truth?

Go Nova

by dbroncos31 on Jun 17, 2008 8:34 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Huh.

So that’s where Jim Presley went.

NEEDS LESS SUCK

by Double06 on Jun 17, 2008 8:35 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Tallywhack?

SHUT UP VALLE

Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.

by PhilKenSebben on Jun 17, 2008 8:35 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ichiro would've gotten that.

Fuck you Willie.

Jl/Robert '08: Promise for a CoachCage tomorrow!

by Fin on Jun 17, 2008 8:36 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

so i start watching..

and Felix gives up his 2nd hit..
and his 3rd hit…

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Jun 17, 2008 8:36 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hm.

This inning is not as awesome.

by BrianL on Jun 17, 2008 8:36 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Jesus

That 2-seamer was moving with evil intent. Ramirez had to work to touch it.

Fans are typically idiots.

by The Typical Idiot Fan on Jun 17, 2008 8:40 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

God dammit.

Felix is getting pussy hit to death.

by BrianL on Jun 17, 2008 8:40 PM PDT