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6/17: Open Game Thread, Part 2

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Give Felix however much money he wants right the fuck now.

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Willie hits one out of the infield!!

Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.

by PhilKenSebben on Jun 17, 2008 8:07 PM PDT   0 recs

A suprisingly reasonable mixing up of pitches.

Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.

by butthol on Jun 17, 2008 8:07 PM PDT   0 recs

Willie 2-2.

He has just bought himself 3 months of playing time.

by BrianL on Jun 17, 2008 8:07 PM PDT   0 recs

HOT HAND HOT HAND HOT HAND HOT HAND

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Fans are typically idiots.

by The Typical Idiot Fan on Jun 17, 2008 8:09 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Just in case anyone forgot

CHANGE CHANGE CURVE
FASTBALL X 3
CURVE FASTBALL CHANGE

3 Ks, 9 pitches

by lailaihei on Jun 17, 2008 8:08 PM PDT   0 recs

Willie for Felix Pie!

you + are = you're

by Katal LM on Jun 17, 2008 8:08 PM PDT   0 recs

what flavor is a felix pie

Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.

by PhilKenSebben on Jun 17, 2008 8:09 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

BTW Jeff the Hamilton HR

I was referring to was th 9th inning one against JJ. Followed by the injury

Go Nova

by dbroncos31 on Jun 17, 2008 8:08 PM PDT   0 recs

I wish.

That led to the closer by committe that ended Potatoes’ MLB season

Go Nova

by dbroncos31 on Jun 17, 2008 8:09 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Preceded by Michael Young getting on base.

Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.

by butthol on Jun 17, 2008 8:09 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Uh oh.

Yuni bunting.

by BrianL on Jun 17, 2008 8:09 PM PDT   0 recs

Just pay up.....

Put whatever Felix wants in his contract. If he wants 30 shaved teen boys in his hotel room after every road game…make it happen. I don’t care.

by PLU Tim on Jun 17, 2008 8:09 PM PDT   0 recs

I wonder how many times the 9 pitch 3 K inning has happened

in which no contact was even made between the bat and the ball.

by Fett42 on Jun 17, 2008 8:09 PM PDT   0 recs

Good question

NEEDS LESS SUCK

by Double06 on Jun 17, 2008 8:10 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

in which no contact was even made between the bat and the ball.

Fans are typically idiots.

by The Typical Idiot Fan on Jun 17, 2008 8:12 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

in which no contact was even made between the bat and the ball.

by Matthew on Jun 17, 2008 8:12 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

A pitcher receives credit for (and a batter is charged with) a strikeout on any third strike, but a batter is out only if any of the following is true:

1. the third strike is pitched and caught in flight by the catcher (including foul tips);

by lailaihei on Jun 17, 2008 8:13 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Mother fucking...
in which no contact was even made between the bat and the ball.

Fans are typically idiots.

by The Typical Idiot Fan on Jun 17, 2008 8:14 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

SIMPLE CONTACT. NOT STRIKEOUTS.

Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.

by butthol on Jun 17, 2008 8:15 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

[EXPLETIVE] DAVE SAMSON!
I wonder how many times the 9 pitch 3 K inning has happened

in which no contact was even made between the bat and the ball.

Fans are typically idiots.

by The Typical Idiot Fan on Jun 17, 2008 8:15 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I sincerely hope he comprendes this by now.

Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.

by butthol on Jun 17, 2008 8:16 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Me too.

My next post is going to be an anime picture with that text pasted onto it. I don’t want to risk ban just to help this guy get it.

Fans are typically idiots.

by The Typical Idiot Fan on Jun 17, 2008 8:21 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

If you link me the pic, I'll post it to get the point across

Because I’m on the edge of bannage anyway, so I’ll post it for safety.

Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.

by butthol on Jun 17, 2008 8:22 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

No.

Fans are typically idiots.

by The Typical Idiot Fan on Jun 17, 2008 8:22 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Jesus.
in which no contact was even made between the bat and the ball.

Fans are typically idiots.

by The Typical Idiot Fan on Jun 17, 2008 8:13 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Well that's cheap.

Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.

by butthol on Jun 17, 2008 8:11 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Shit.

I thought that was gone.

Fans are typically idiots.

by The Typical Idiot Fan on Jun 17, 2008 8:12 PM PDT   0 recs

I ::heart:: Dave Sims, but

he really needs to get better at calling fly balls and home runs. Still, he hasn’t been a baseball broadcaster for very long so he should get some slack.

NEEDS LESS SUCK

by Double06 on Jun 17, 2008 8:14 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

dammit

brb. I have to explain to someone why Beltre is good.

you + are = you're

by Katal LM on Jun 17, 2008 8:13 PM PDT   0 recs

He's someone I have to spend a lot of time with as it is

There’s almost so much “I don’t understand why you guys signed Beltre. He’s untradeable.” that one can stand.

you + are = you're

by Katal LM on Jun 17, 2008 8:18 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

LOAFIE!

Fans are typically idiots.

by The Typical Idiot Fan on Jun 17, 2008 8:13 PM PDT   0 recs

J-Lo is the shit

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Jun 17, 2008 8:13 PM PDT   0 recs