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Is feeling that tis might be a hazing.

I know that I have to fill seventy five words ors I just might get banned.  sooooo here it is.  asdf list of what I missing here in the nlovely city of nola--that's new orleasn not north LA--thas I have in the beautifuas pacific northwest.

I miss the loveslys rainy evenings.

And the garsalic flies.  why would no one whore themsaslves out for the asgarlic fries?  I know that doesn't lokr rightr but i think you know what i mean.

Alsoa very much miss mac and jacks.  peaople here trikn coors.  and that st lousi crap. 

And watchings this teams in reali life because now my feeds wnet out i don't know what's going on.

I miss the ocean.  Thisea stinky reiver doesn ot really count as water.  And is miss living in a place asihtout the evils maosqitos i don't want the mostuqitos and west nile. 

my tewnet y mintues might be up but I'dont care. 

 

Whys because i need to tell you that i love this town too so that's ashwy i'm not at home. we have a freakin' nutria hey i thineks i speeled that one right as our trip A mascot.  with glowing east!  And plus youjsa can start drinking at breaksfast witht the bloodsy marry and no one cres!  And ai can woalk to the corner store atews any time for the alcohol.  theres always the fres stuff here and such good foods.

but still new orleasn can't quites win because why?  because thiese southern botys just never understand baseball.  so i like to hang out here because y'all s undersant baseball.

thanks you.  that's my post.

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ooops that actually wasn't supposea to be published yet.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 14, 2008 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

In during Epic

Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.

by PhilKenSebben on Jun 14, 2008 10:13 PM PDT reply actions  

i made 75 worsd right? i don't want to be banneds.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 14, 2008 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

YES! Great FP

And thank you for making that miserably boring GT amazing!

by seattlesundevil on Jun 14, 2008 10:36 PM PDT reply actions  

What am I, chopped liver?

I got better liver than her right now damnit!

Until I bust out the Everclear…rawwwwwwrrrrrrrr

by Slica on Jun 14, 2008 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ohhhhhh its NOLA as in New Orleans Louisiana

I read your name as the following clever insert the word that these things are called here:

Nol (all) Amariner (american) girl (girl).

Yeh, im a little drunk too. But my puke will look better than the green hats the Nationals were wearing…

by Slica on Jun 14, 2008 10:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Are you mocking me

Seat T. Le’ Sund Evil?

Nahh, hay is is coolnez. : )

Unfortunately though…I am ripe for mockery as I really did see her name that way. This is why im a great making music.

No diggety.

by Slica on Jun 14, 2008 10:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Ha

I am the Drunkard Dog.

Oh man that was bad…but throw me a bone here.

then ill be baddddd to the boneeee yeaaaaaah….

Ima be banned if I keep posting in this thread haaha

by Slica on Jun 14, 2008 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOW

Haha, I dont remember this.

by Slica on Jun 15, 2008 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Glad I'm not the only one!

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 15, 2008 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good job. Posting drunk is almost a required for everybody at least once around here.

"It didn’t really bother me at all," Johnson said. "If it would have, he’d probably be in a stretcher and I’d be out of the game."

~Randy Johnson on Doug Mientkiewicz taking too long to step into the batters box

by Goose on Jun 15, 2008 5:53 AM PDT reply actions  

Well. Thanks y'all for the entertainment.

Glowing east=glowing teeth, by the way.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 15, 2008 5:58 AM PDT reply actions  

This post was rec'd?

Let’s not encourage this. I cans pertn dto opst drunk all dya long.

by Wilder. on Jun 15, 2008 12:13 PM PDT reply actions  

There is nothing wrong with smashed posting

The “OMG I three shots of Tequila” posts are what get annoying.

by Robert on Jun 15, 2008 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks for the backup, fellow drunk poster.

It was just a laugh, encouraged by others who were so discouraged by Mariners “baseball” that they found my whiskied intoxication amusing.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 15, 2008 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brian's got a crush.

Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.

by qrsouther on Jun 16, 2008 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

You mean dragging everything down to age fourteen level?

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 16, 2008 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Precisely

I still don’t understand how butthol can be born in 1994. I’m supposed to be young and I was born in 1985…

by seattlebruin on Jun 16, 2008 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm 22...

I understand teenagers… I just think that some of them are idiots.

by seattlebruin on Jun 16, 2008 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey I protest this comment.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 16, 2008 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't mean it in a bad way

I assume that you must have better tastes in movies.

by Robert on Jun 16, 2008 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, probably not.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 16, 2008 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

How bad is his movie taste?

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 16, 2008 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's all crappy grammar

and yet I’m still voting for them. Go figure.

by seattlebruin on Jun 16, 2008 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

I refuse as long as Robert is the king of the gnomes.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 16, 2008 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Robert Profile:

Gnome
Robert
joined Feb 11, 2008 last login Jun 16, 2008 posts 25 comments 7626

King of the gnomes

Robert edit: And a fair king at that.

Clearly he accepts this title.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 16, 2008 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Which is why I said most

you, like my brother, are the exception to the rule. Except that my brother is also an idiot.

by seattlebruin on Jun 16, 2008 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

I got hardly any plate appearances in mine

Something about watching how the game was meant to be played from the bench.

by Robert on Jun 16, 2008 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would consider myself a rookie still right?

Considering I started here in late March.

Jl/Robert '08: Promise for a CoachCage tomorrow!

by Fin on Jun 16, 2008 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Elleff-oh-jail has a pretty sizable lead in the ROY standings, sorry

but making first team all-rookie is a pretty nice accomplishment too, you know.

by seattlebruin on Jun 16, 2008 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

There's a first team all-rookie?

Do alcoholics make that team?

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 16, 2008 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

In a season of saving gamethreads with JI

My drunk FanPost is still my defining moment.

by Robert on Jun 16, 2008 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not sure I want to see live drunk Robert.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 16, 2008 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I haven't even seen the commenting or blogging live.

I imagine it would be amusing.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 16, 2008 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you ask Jeff for his number?

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 17, 2008 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

gay

"Jeff Clement has a slow bat." -Jeff Sullivan

by JI on Jun 17, 2008 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Puts a whole new spin on things...

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 17, 2008 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh no

we can’t have this kind of tension inside the campaign

Jl/Robert '08: Promise for a CoachCage tomorrow!

by Fin on Jun 17, 2008 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like the story about he got drunk

and was convinced that Brett was Arthur Rhodes in disguise

by ningwers on Jun 16, 2008 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

He has my vote.

And I’m an honorary member of the voting committee, being that I’m the All Time Comments leader and all.

"It didn’t really bother me at all," Johnson said. "If it would have, he’d probably be in a stretcher and I’d be out of the game."

~Randy Johnson on Doug Mientkiewicz taking too long to step into the batters box

by Goose on Jun 16, 2008 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I've been fading in the last year or so.

Damn career decline.

"It didn’t really bother me at all," Johnson said. "If it would have, he’d probably be in a stretcher and I’d be out of the game."

~Randy Johnson on Doug Mientkiewicz taking too long to step into the batters box

by Goose on Jun 16, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look, I know my defense has started to suffer, but I can still contribute.

I’m willing to DH.

"It didn’t really bother me at all," Johnson said. "If it would have, he’d probably be in a stretcher and I’d be out of the game."

~Randy Johnson on Doug Mientkiewicz taking too long to step into the batters box

by Goose on Jun 17, 2008 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

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