Is feeling that tis might be a hazing.
I know that I have to fill seventy five words ors I just might get banned. sooooo here it is. asdf list of what I missing here in the nlovely city of nola--that's new orleasn not north LA--thas I have in the beautifuas pacific northwest.
I miss the loveslys rainy evenings.
And the garsalic flies. why would no one whore themsaslves out for the asgarlic fries? I know that doesn't lokr rightr but i think you know what i mean.
Alsoa very much miss mac and jacks. peaople here trikn coors. and that st lousi crap.
And watchings this teams in reali life because now my feeds wnet out i don't know what's going on.
I miss the ocean. Thisea stinky reiver doesn ot really count as water. And is miss living in a place asihtout the evils maosqitos i don't want the mostuqitos and west nile.
my tewnet y mintues might be up but I'dont care.
Whys because i need to tell you that i love this town too so that's ashwy i'm not at home. we have a freakin' nutria hey i thineks i speeled that one right as our trip A mascot. with glowing east! And plus youjsa can start drinking at breaksfast witht the bloodsy marry and no one cres! And ai can woalk to the corner store atews any time for the alcohol. theres always the fres stuff here and such good foods.
but still new orleasn can't quites win because why? because thiese southern botys just never understand baseball. so i like to hang out here because y'all s undersant baseball.
thanks you. that's my post.
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Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 14, 2008 10:01 PM PDT reply actions
thgis was so much better than MS drunks surveys postning.s
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 14, 2008 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
ah well edits own't fix anything. i'm not going to be rober t and ask for it to go down.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 14, 2008 10:02 PM PDT reply actions
i made 75 worsd right? i don't want to be banneds.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 14, 2008 10:15 PM PDT reply actions
Yay thanks tyou I'm not ask cool as robert as i didn't get a lot of hits but at least i wills not be banned.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 14, 2008 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I hope you didn't sprain your neck watching my homer
You left some of your napkins on Matthew’s floor.
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 15, 2008 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
You would have hit better than me if I were there
So there’s that
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 15, 2008 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I can guarantee you can hit better than me.
I used to be a thin, scrappy little ball player. Now I’m a poor-man’s Jose Vidro.
YES! Great FP
And thank you for making that miserably boring GT amazing!
by seattlesundevil on Jun 14, 2008 10:36 PM PDT reply actions
What am I, chopped liver?
I got better liver than her right now damnit!
Until I bust out the Everclear…rawwwwwwrrrrrrrr
Ohhhhhh its NOLA as in New Orleans Louisiana
I read your name as the following clever insert the word that these things are called here:
Nol (all) Amariner (american) girl (girl).
Yeh, im a little drunk too. But my puke will look better than the green hats the Nationals were wearing…
Wow you really overanalyzed that - way to go!
I’m impressed
by seattlesundevil on Jun 14, 2008 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't know how you could come up with that analysis and still make your words make sense.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 16, 2008 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions
Are you mocking me
Seat T. Le’ Sund Evil?
Nahh, hay is is coolnez. : )
Unfortunately though…I am ripe for mockery as I really did see her name that way. This is why im a great making music.
No diggety.
Whoa i fucin missed the reply button i guess
Damn, Adam Jones woulda caught that.
Ha
I am the Drunkard Dog.
Oh man that was bad…but throw me a bone here.
then ill be baddddd to the boneeee yeaaaaaah….
Ima be banned if I keep posting in this thread haaha
Glad I'm not the only one!
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 15, 2008 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions
vitor artinez?
is that you?
hay this is fan
Good job. Posting drunk is almost a required for everybody at least once around here.
"It didn’t really bother me at all," Johnson said. "If it would have, he’d probably be in a stretcher and I’d be out of the game."
~Randy Johnson on Doug Mientkiewicz taking too long to step into the batters box
Also smoking
Smoking will make people your age like you
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 16, 2008 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions
And also, you're gonna want to stand on street corners while drinking and smoking
that will make all the cool kids like Coach like you
by seattlebruin on Jun 16, 2008 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions
Well. Thanks y'all for the entertainment.
Glowing east=glowing teeth, by the way.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 15, 2008 5:58 AM PDT reply actions
No vote for the Robert ticket.
Gnomes. That’s just BS.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 15, 2008 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions
There is nothing wrong with smashed posting
The “OMG I three shots of Tequila” posts are what get annoying.
Thanks for the backup, fellow drunk poster.
It was just a laugh, encouraged by others who were so discouraged by Mariners “baseball” that they found my whiskied intoxication amusing.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 15, 2008 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Now I know what it was like to be around when Coach first started.
by seattlebruin on Jun 16, 2008 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions
You mean dragging everything down to age fourteen level?
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 16, 2008 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions
Precisely
I still don’t understand how butthol can be born in 1994. I’m supposed to be young and I was born in 1985…
by seattlebruin on Jun 16, 2008 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions
Not understanding teenagers is the first sign you're getting old.
It’s also a sign you’re acquiring good taste.
I'm 22...
I understand teenagers… I just think that some of them are idiots.
by seattlebruin on Jun 16, 2008 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions
*cough* I'mseventeen *cough*
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 16, 2008 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions
Hey I protest this comment.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 16, 2008 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions
Actually, probably not.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 16, 2008 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions
How bad is his movie taste?
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 16, 2008 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions
What was your movie taste like when you were 14?
That’s LFoJL.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
So he's a big fan of Clueless?
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 16, 2008 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Clueless is fucking awesome, though.
Maid in Manhattan, not so much.
Brought to you by Carl's Jr.
by Aaron Campeau on Jun 16, 2008 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Are you competing for worst movie taste?
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 16, 2008 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm appalled.
LefOGel’s movie taste is worse. I didn’t think it possible.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 16, 2008 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions
You can't prove that happened
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 16, 2008 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Think he just did.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 16, 2008 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought Robert brought incorrect punctuation to the platform while JI contributed the spelling.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 16, 2008 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions
It's all crappy grammar
and yet I’m still voting for them. Go figure.
by seattlebruin on Jun 16, 2008 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions
I refuse as long as Robert is the king of the gnomes.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 16, 2008 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions
Robert Profile:
Gnome
Robert
joined Feb 11, 2008 last login Jun 16, 2008 posts 25 comments 7626
King of the gnomes
Robert edit: And a fair king at that.
Clearly he accepts this title.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 16, 2008 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions
I fear what Graham will do in retaliation if I change it back
I will just wait for him to get bored.
So you're saying you're running for leadership but weak on defense?
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 16, 2008 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions
Weak.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 16, 2008 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions
Which is why I said most
you, like my brother, are the exception to the rule. Except that my brother is also an idiot.
by seattlebruin on Jun 16, 2008 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm thinking about changing my name to "Lafojol"
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 16, 2008 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions
I do not understand
But I do approve of you changing your name to something that is easier to say when we are talking about you behind your back.
It's just the way I envision LFOJL to be pronounced
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 16, 2008 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions
I think of it more as LeFohGel.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 16, 2008 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions
I got hardly any plate appearances in mine
Something about watching how the game was meant to be played from the bench.
I would consider myself a rookie still right?
Considering I started here in late March.
Jl/Robert '08: Promise for a CoachCage tomorrow!
Elleff-oh-jail has a pretty sizable lead in the ROY standings, sorry
but making first team all-rookie is a pretty nice accomplishment too, you know.
by seattlebruin on Jun 16, 2008 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions
There's a first team all-rookie?
Do alcoholics make that team?
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 16, 2008 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes. Yes, I did.
And it was adequately absorbent.
by ningwers on Jun 16, 2008 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Apparently he decided some random dude in Canada was me once
by Graham MacAree on Jun 16, 2008 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm not sure I want to see live drunk Robert.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 16, 2008 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I haven't even seen the commenting or blogging live.
I imagine it would be amusing.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 16, 2008 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Did you ask Jeff for his number?
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 17, 2008 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions
gay
"Jeff Clement has a slow bat." -Jeff Sullivan
by JI on Jun 17, 2008 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions
Puts a whole new spin on things...
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by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 17, 2008 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh no
we can’t have this kind of tension inside the campaign
Jl/Robert '08: Promise for a CoachCage tomorrow!
How sad. They'll be brought down by a scandal.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 17, 2008 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions
He has my vote.
And I’m an honorary member of the voting committee, being that I’m the All Time Comments leader and all.
"It didn’t really bother me at all," Johnson said. "If it would have, he’d probably be in a stretcher and I’d be out of the game."
~Randy Johnson on Doug Mientkiewicz taking too long to step into the batters box
You can never relax, even if you have a lead.
Real time game threads, are artificially inflating my comment%.
by JI on Jun 16, 2008 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions
As have I.
It’s easy when you start at zero.
Don’t fudge your stats. Especially around here.
Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 16, 2008 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, I've been fading in the last year or so.
Damn career decline.
"It didn’t really bother me at all," Johnson said. "If it would have, he’d probably be in a stretcher and I’d be out of the game."
~Randy Johnson on Doug Mientkiewicz taking too long to step into the batters box
Look, I know my defense has started to suffer, but I can still contribute.
I’m willing to DH.
"It didn’t really bother me at all," Johnson said. "If it would have, he’d probably be in a stretcher and I’d be out of the game."
~Randy Johnson on Doug Mientkiewicz taking too long to step into the batters box

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