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6/14: Game Thread, Part 2

Whatever, M's lose.

On the positive side, Strasburg!

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Uh having too is too much for me.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 14, 2008 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

You misspelled.

Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.

by qrsouther on Jun 14, 2008 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Were's excuseing me.

Shift.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 14, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was talking to Gomez.

Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.

by qrsouther on Jun 14, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

has i didnot even notice.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 14, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look up.

"It didn’t really bother me at all," Johnson said. "If it would have, he’d probably be in a stretcher and I’d be out of the game."

~Randy Johnson on Doug Mientkiewicz taking too long to step into the batters box

by Goose on Jun 14, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm here!

I follow shiny linkss.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 14, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whisksey good.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 14, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Coherence = bad

Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.

by qrsouther on Jun 14, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can't wait for the day

when one of the moderators gets drunk and starts randomly banning people.

by marinator on Jun 14, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can.

Cuas it might be me.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 14, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he was looking at me.

Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.

by qrsouther on Jun 14, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

ONE MORE TIME FOR JESUS FLORES

N.B. It’s fucking “Jesus,” not “Jesse.”

by esoteric on Jun 14, 2008 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

How about Sisko facepalm instead?

"It didn’t really bother me at all," Johnson said. "If it would have, he’d probably be in a stretcher and I’d be out of the game."

~Randy Johnson on Doug Mientkiewicz taking too long to step into the batters box

by Goose on Jun 14, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

349x319

Get a bigger monitor.

"It didn’t really bother me at all," Johnson said. "If it would have, he’d probably be in a stretcher and I’d be out of the game."

~Randy Johnson on Doug Mientkiewicz taking too long to step into the batters box

by Goose on Jun 14, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I disagree.

Kirk > Pickard > Sisko > Janeway

by BrianL on Jun 14, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

You forgot

Archer. He’s better than Janeway, too.

Also I flip flop on Sisko/Picard all the time.

by AtomicGarden on Jun 14, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn't we already have this debate?

"It didn’t really bother me at all," Johnson said. "If it would have, he’d probably be in a stretcher and I’d be out of the game."

~Randy Johnson on Doug Mientkiewicz taking too long to step into the batters box

by Goose on Jun 14, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Morrissey claims he's Irish blood, English heart.

I made sense of that, why can’t we do the same of Picard?

Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.

by qrsouther on Jun 14, 2008 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know.

I’ve been told I have good taste.

Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.

by qrsouther on Jun 14, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

can their servers take it?

Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.

by PhilKenSebben on Jun 14, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Atta boy Wlad.

Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.

by qrsouther on Jun 14, 2008 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

By the way in case y'all don't know.

I’m bad luck.
They always lose when i listaen.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 14, 2008 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

I almost exclusively listen.

My so-called “broadband” is too crappy to deal with the streaming MLB.tv feed. Besides, I prefer Dave.

by esoteric on Jun 14, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

sometimes.

at home interenests too slow to watch needs to listen

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 14, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

interestwsd in the

crap i can’t even makes it make sense. but it’s in my head.s

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 14, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm lucky enough to have my tv and computer right next to eachother

Then again it sucks not to have enough space for a computer room :(

by marinator on Jun 14, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

uuuuuuuuh not where i can get ms on tv thos

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 14, 2008 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've got two computers right next to eachother.

My regular gaming desktop and my TV-computer (Regular 2.8 ghz machine with a PCI TV card installed).

by BrianL on Jun 14, 2008 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it chilly at Safeco tonight or something?

I’m noticing a lot of long sleeves on guys who usually don’t wear long sleeves.

Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.

by qrsouther on Jun 14, 2008 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

It was kinda' chilly downtown around 5:00.

Can’t imagine it’s gotten warmer.

Brought to you by Carl's Jr.

by Aaron Campeau on Jun 14, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did I tell you guys I graduated?

Guess what that means. More matinee game thread participation for me.

Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.

by qrsouther on Jun 14, 2008 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Graduated from what? Middle School?

"It didn’t really bother me at all," Johnson said. "If it would have, he’d probably be in a stretcher and I’d be out of the game."

~Randy Johnson on Doug Mientkiewicz taking too long to step into the batters box

by Goose on Jun 14, 2008 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.

by qrsouther on Jun 14, 2008 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why?

Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.

by qrsouther on Jun 14, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

cauyse you get nothing.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 14, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

And you did nothing.

"It didn’t really bother me at all," Johnson said. "If it would have, he’d probably be in a stretcher and I’d be out of the game."

~Randy Johnson on Doug Mientkiewicz taking too long to step into the batters box

by Goose on Jun 14, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes!

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 14, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ho do yous gradusate from fourteen?

and whys the s?

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 14, 2008 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

a guy with no control

we are boned

Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles

by Trenchtown on Jun 14, 2008 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

I think I'm getting back to the point where I'm enjoying watching

the Mariners again.

It’s like my fandom is rebounding from the failure.

by vkut79 on Jun 14, 2008 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

What the hell Yuni.

Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.

by qrsouther on Jun 14, 2008 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Ares we surpriseas?

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 14, 2008 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

I thnk my computer sprouas s.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 14, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahaha Betancourt looks totally inept

I can’t believe he would actually do that…

by vkut79 on Jun 14, 2008 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

But we know itssucks.

So that’s a deep question of ifasd we suck because we listen to this crap.
with the 643 POOP>

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 14, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Typifies.

Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.

by qrsouther on Jun 14, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yuni-BOMB

In the Star Trek Nemesis sense, not the explosive type.

Favor the Bold

by IcebreakerX on Jun 14, 2008 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Is Star Trek XI going to be even worse?

I fear it could be.

"It didn’t really bother me at all," Johnson said. "If it would have, he’d probably be in a stretcher and I’d be out of the game."

~Randy Johnson on Doug Mientkiewicz taking too long to step into the batters box

by Goose on Jun 14, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope not.

After watching Cloverfield, I am slightly encouraged, as opposed to discouraged.

Favor the Bold

by IcebreakerX on Jun 14, 2008 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wrong.

Wrong wrong wrong wrong WRONG.

by BrianL on Jun 14, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Special effects?

Not generic and bland, no way.

by vkut79 on Jun 14, 2008 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Special Effects do not make a horror film.

Go watch Ringu sometime. That movie scared the living shit out of me.

by BrianL on Jun 14, 2008 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't see it as a horror film

I see it as a sci-fi thriller. For this, special effects are important, as they were in Cloverfield (in my opinion).

by vkut79 on Jun 14, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah,

For horror, Cloverfield is a Yunitastic Failure.

Favor the Bold

by IcebreakerX on Jun 14, 2008 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Something about it

made me feel like I was right there in the middle of all the action with the characters. It really got me into it. That’s what made me like it so much, no other movie felt that realistic as this one. It’s certainly not a great movie or anything, but I really enjoyed seeing it.

by vkut79 on Jun 14, 2008 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok I actually have never seen any other "shaky-cam horror films"

So I can’t say much for that.

I have to admit that the special effects were really cool, nothing generic about that, far from it.

by vkut79 on Jun 14, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good piece of entertainment.

Lots of cryptic stuff hidden. Good storytelling.
Awesome might be overkill, but it was good at generating hype and fun.

Favor the Bold

by IcebreakerX on Jun 14, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

That movie was very entertaining.

As far as entertainment goes, it ranks above a lot of good movies for me, especially in a theater. It felt like a thrill ride rather than just a movie.

by vkut79 on Jun 14, 2008 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm optimistic. But scared.

Kind of like this season, back in spring training.

by AtomicGarden on Jun 14, 2008 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Worst. Inning. Ever.

Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.

by qrsouther on Jun 14, 2008 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

whoooo

at least the world didn’t end

Don't believe the lies Bill!!!! look at the sparkly ERA!!! Sparkly, Sparkly!!! - McCovey Chronicles

by Trenchtown on Jun 14, 2008 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

If we don't go into "future building" mode soon, we may easily lose our spot

I imagine that other loser teams will be more eager to play for the future than we are, which would help them win lose.

by vkut79 on Jun 14, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't be so sure about that

I think it would help us if Vidro, Sexson, and Wlad were still starting over the younger candidates.

by marinator on Jun 14, 2008 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec'd

Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.

by qrsouther on Jun 14, 2008 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

A Fender Rhodes!

Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.

by qrsouther on Jun 14, 2008 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dos! I do!

but please dosn’t make me type it outs.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 14, 2008 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

oh dear god.

please pelive me that i rtruly am a mariners fan but to have to type out those names and make them mseake sense right s now oulw really not work so mcuhch for me.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 14, 2008 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

3.15/

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 14, 2008 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well that worked out.

Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.

by qrsouther on Jun 14, 2008 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

i don't likes ckansas.

they lies about sunflowers.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 14, 2008 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'MS crap sorry I'm at home too.

but not misx ing drinks.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 14, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or as I like to refer to them as:

Great, meh, blah, suck, shit, shittier, meh, meh+, crap, meh, YAY, :(, boo

by andrewgolfsalot on Jun 14, 2008 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh goods. It's Rhodes.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 14, 2008 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

weelcomesas!

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 14, 2008 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

bushmisls!

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 14, 2008 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Excellent choice.

Good Irish Whiskey.

"It didn’t really bother me at all," Johnson said. "If it would have, he’d probably be in a stretcher and I’d be out of the game."

~Randy Johnson on Doug Mientkiewicz taking too long to step into the batters box

by Goose on Jun 14, 2008 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes they tattooed its aupon me.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 14, 2008 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whiskey does anything but enhance performance.

"It didn’t really bother me at all," Johnson said. "If it would have, he’d probably be in a stretcher and I’d be out of the game."

~Randy Johnson on Doug Mientkiewicz taking too long to step into the batters box

by Goose on Jun 14, 2008 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not fors girls1

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 14, 2008 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions   4 recs

Oh dear.

Brought to you by Carl's Jr.

by Aaron Campeau on Jun 14, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I laughed.

"It didn’t really bother me at all," Johnson said. "If it would have, he’d probably be in a stretcher and I’d be out of the game."

~Randy Johnson on Doug Mientkiewicz taking too long to step into the batters box

by Goose on Jun 14, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yasy I like being a girls.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 14, 2008 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I highly disagree.

"It didn’t really bother me at all," Johnson said. "If it would have, he’d probably be in a stretcher and I’d be out of the game."

~Randy Johnson on Doug Mientkiewicz taking too long to step into the batters box

by Goose on Jun 14, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fun.

Stone was on point, Fontaine was hilarious and informative. I had a headache and was stressed out about getting a show booked, so I was feeling especially social, but it was still a good time.

Brought to you by Carl's Jr.

by Aaron Campeau on Jun 14, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish I could have been there.

Instead I made $800 on a studio recording gig. Oh well.

by BrianL on Jun 14, 2008 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

It does for posting.

It’s easy to impress Brian that way.

Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.

by qrsouther on Jun 14, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

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Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.

by qrsouther on Jun 14, 2008 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

RICHIE SEXSON I LOVES YOU

I’m just as drunk as NOLAmarinergirl at this point, it’s just that my typing skills, spelling & grammar never diminish in these situations.

by esoteric on Jun 14, 2008 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

HEY>

Plasy nice.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 14, 2008 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I read this as "Palsy nice"

And I was thinking that was mean.

by joof on Jun 14, 2008 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll bite.

How do you use it properly…(only testing your drunkness)

by andrewgolfsalot on Jun 14, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

"feign" is, in modern English usage, pretty much an exact analogue of "fake"

So if I “feign” illness I “fake” illness. It has no other proper use in modern English save as a synonym for “fake.” NO. OTHER. PROPER. USE.

by esoteric on Jun 14, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also note it is an exclusively active verb, not a transitive one

So that the subject of a sentence must actively be “feigning” something. There’s no such thing as a “feigner,” on the other hand (this would be passive).

by esoteric on Jun 14, 2008 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Saysa the one who is years away from the drinskas.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 14, 2008 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

What?

Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.

by qrsouther on Jun 14, 2008 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can'trs drink.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 14, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Especially if they are red headed, because they tend to get violent.

I have a scar to prove it.

"It didn’t really bother me at all," Johnson said. "If it would have, he’d probably be in a stretcher and I’d be out of the game."

~Randy Johnson on Doug Mientkiewicz taking too long to step into the batters box

by Goose on Jun 14, 2008 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOt anymores the red heads.

A little reads. but nots so much.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 14, 2008 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean natural red heads.

"It didn’t really bother me at all," Johnson said. "If it would have, he’d probably be in a stretcher and I’d be out of the game."

~Randy Johnson on Doug Mientkiewicz taking too long to step into the batters box

by Goose on Jun 14, 2008 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ohhhhhhhhhh. Well still it's a bit natural. just covere.d

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 14, 2008 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

A red head dying her hair?

If I could negative rec you I would.

"It didn’t really bother me at all," Johnson said. "If it would have, he’d probably be in a stretcher and I’d be out of the game."

~Randy Johnson on Doug Mientkiewicz taking too long to step into the batters box

by Goose on Jun 14, 2008 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's boring reds strawberries.

I make it dark adn red.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 14, 2008 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nononononononono

Redheads should not dye their hair.

by BrianL on Jun 14, 2008 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly.

She went from crazy hot to meh.

"It didn’t really bother me at all," Johnson said. "If it would have, he’d probably be in a stretcher and I’d be out of the game."

~Randy Johnson on Doug Mientkiewicz taking too long to step into the batters box

by Goose on Jun 14, 2008 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buts Im better nows!

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 14, 2008 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pics or it didn't...

Wait that doesn’t really work here does it….?

by BrianL on Jun 14, 2008 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pish you could see it ifs you weres smart.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 14, 2008 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm gonna say subthread closed.

"It didn’t really bother me at all," Johnson said. "If it would have, he’d probably be in a stretcher and I’d be out of the game."

~Randy Johnson on Doug Mientkiewicz taking too long to step into the batters box

by Goose on Jun 14, 2008 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never thought she was crazy hot by any means.

But she went from Oooo to Ehhh.

Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.

by qrsouther on Jun 14, 2008 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

fines don't listen.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 14, 2008 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Imasdes it BETTER thous.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 14, 2008 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's all good.

I just thought it was a strange reply-to.

Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.

by qrsouther on Jun 14, 2008 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh. My. Lord.

"It didn’t really bother me at all," Johnson said. "If it would have, he’d probably be in a stretcher and I’d be out of the game."

~Randy Johnson on Doug Mientkiewicz taking too long to step into the batters box

by Goose on Jun 14, 2008 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

SCORE RUNS YOU IDIOTS

Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.

by PhilKenSebben on Jun 14, 2008 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

STOP POSTING YOU DIDIOTS.

Syas jeff.

no seriousy i can’t gkeep up.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 14, 2008 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Off-topic:

Does anyone else here listen to the Helio Sequence?

Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.

by qrsouther on Jun 14, 2008 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

A little...

But if I’m gonna listen to a Sub Pop band from Portland it’s always gonna be The Thermals.

by SethGrandpa on Jun 14, 2008 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or the Shins.

But I love the Thermals just as much. The Body, the Blood, the Machine is my desktop background.

Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.

by qrsouther on Jun 14, 2008 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know what else is up there?

There’s Nothing Wrong with Love – Built to Spill.

Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.

by qrsouther on Jun 14, 2008 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

How about Third Eye Blind's first album?

Oooo and Weezer’s first?

Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.

by qrsouther on Jun 14, 2008 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Weezers first came out the years you rewer born.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 14, 2008 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Plus Pinkerton is better than Blue, as far as Weezer goes.

But that’s like saying a million dollars is better than $999,000.

by SethGrandpa on Jun 14, 2008 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I disagree

But I would merely reverse your above analogy, and call it good.

Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.

by qrsouther on Jun 14, 2008 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Blue Album is really good.

Pinkerton is one of the top five albums of the 90’s.

Brought to you by Carl's Jr.

by Aaron Campeau on Jun 14, 2008 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Almosts as geeky soundsa = mute math.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 14, 2008 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aren't yous a mucisian/

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 14, 2008 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

hences the elitistnist.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 14, 2008 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Watch this:

Billy Joel is perhaps the greatest pop/rock songwriter of the last 30 years.

by BrianL on Jun 14, 2008 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

thanks fors making me all sad.

bj was here for jazz fest and it poured and i didnots dget to see him. now i’m sad again.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 14, 2008 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brian Wilson says hi.

Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.

by qrsouther on Jun 14, 2008 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

i'm lying in bed just lyke brian wilason did.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 14, 2008 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did Brian Wilson write "Scenes from an Italian Restaraunt"

“Ballad of Billy the Kid”
“Piano Man”
“And So it Goes”
“Stiletto”
and the entire fucking 52nd Street album?

by BrianL on Jun 14, 2008 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

actually they most defintelyu can.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 14, 2008 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can and I will

All of those songs > Pet Sounds

by BrianL on Jun 14, 2008 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

:(

Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.

by qrsouther on Jun 14, 2008 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

What's with all these smiling douchebags in this Banner Bank commercial

Are they Mariners fans? If they are, they have nothing to smile about.

by JLC on Jun 14, 2008 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

He watches this one...

Yes, hess so goods at the watshing.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 14, 2008 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

gack.

Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.

by PhilKenSebben on Jun 14, 2008 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

This is bullshit

Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.

by PhilKenSebben on Jun 14, 2008 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit, I will singlehandedly teach Lookout Landing to appreciate Jesus Flores before this season is over.

He’s 23, he has a great arm, he works well with pitchers, he bats well, and he knows how to take a walk. AND HE’S 23.

by esoteric on Jun 14, 2008 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm on board.

I own a Nationals hat, I might as well like someone on the team that’s not made of glass.

Brought to you by Carl's Jr.

by Aaron Campeau on Jun 14, 2008 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

whats about for my fanpost?

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 14, 2008 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thought you weren't going to make one?

"It didn’t really bother me at all," Johnson said. "If it would have, he’d probably be in a stretcher and I’d be out of the game."

~Randy Johnson on Doug Mientkiewicz taking too long to step into the batters box

by Goose on Jun 14, 2008 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

tis in progress.

but tis to harrd to keep up twith the thread.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 14, 2008 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know what's so funny? I've watched the Nats suck and struggle against so many teams this season...

...and yet they seem to be effortlessly scoring against the Mariners. Such a sad statement about our team (the M’s in this case).

by esoteric on Jun 14, 2008 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

K guys it's been a fun one.

Brian, we’ll continue this later. Night my friends.

Coach/Butthol '09: We shall overcome.

by qrsouther on Jun 14, 2008 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

cept brian wilson was larger than billy

i thins.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 14, 2008 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

thin ks.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 14, 2008 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would it make you feel better if I said I like Billy Joel for my usual elitist music reasons?

1) Non-formulaic chord progressions
2) Non-standard instrumentation
3) Non-standard song layouts

by BrianL on Jun 14, 2008 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was just busting your balls

I actually like a lot of his stuff too.

by OlSalty on Jun 15, 2008 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

That's cool.

Most people really do question my sexuality when I bring up that little “I own every Billy Joel album ever released (including the lesser known Billy Joel piano concerto album)”

by BrianL on Jun 15, 2008 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don't feel too bad

I own almost everything he’s done in some format and completely agree with that, I just wanted to make you feel bad because I am both a little drunk and naturally a bit of a dick.

by OlSalty on Jun 15, 2008 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Billy Joel is fine.

He’s just not completely revolutionary.

Brought to you by Carl's Jr.

by Aaron Campeau on Jun 14, 2008 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Billy Joel is sub-fine. He is actually sub-mediocre.

Which is to say, a few good songs here and there (my pick: “Scenes From An Italian Restaurant”), plus a lot of schmaltz and a godawful tendency for ballads with nothing to redeem themselves. He’s Paul McCartney without the insane talent…and you can’t get away with the crap that McCartney does unless you have McCartney-level musical genius.

by esoteric on Jun 15, 2008 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

noooooooooooooooooob.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 14, 2008 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

there were no expectations then.

i was born in 85, so i could not know.

Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.

by PhilKenSebben on Jun 14, 2008 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wosw am I thie oldest here?

And most drunk? strange.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 14, 2008 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

your'e not that much younger.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 14, 2008 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

don't sasy that or it will eget worse.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 14, 2008 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Neato.

Off to work.

"It didn’t really bother me at all," Johnson said. "If it would have, he’d probably be in a stretcher and I’d be out of the game."

~Randy Johnson on Doug Mientkiewicz taking too long to step into the batters box

by Goose on Jun 14, 2008 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

drunk fan post comeing to cheer yals up.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 14, 2008 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Ithought i was alreadys

since I am a girl. but better to know it’s for my talent.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 14, 2008 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are valuable. In fact,

We could possible trade you to the Orioles blog for a young talented blog-ready poster, a solid specialist relief poster, and three solid prospects.

by vkut79 on Jun 14, 2008 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'm worth that many peoples?

wait onlys in ms language. i gotscha.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 14, 2008 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea, I'm probably more along those lines

I can’t imagine I’d bring much more than ten maple bats in return.

by andrewgolfsalot on Jun 14, 2008 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I might fetch a couple of SeattlePI blog rejects.

Jeff must rue the day he pulled me off of those waiver wires.

by BrianL on Jun 14, 2008 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was sent here by a Rockies fan.

Damn me asking for “logical, intelligent discussion”

by andrewgolfsalot on Jun 14, 2008 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

heee hee i'm valuagel. i earn tropheis.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 14, 2008 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got DFA'd when I posted something about BABIP.

Jeff grabbed me in hopes that my House% would translate into an improved overall LL Awesome%

by BrianL on Jun 14, 2008 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

si pleas join me.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 14, 2008 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I stopeeped for awhyile.

tongue feels funney.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 14, 2008 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

From the Nationals broadcasters re the Mariners being disappointing

Guess it goes to prove the old credo that the only thing that is guaranteed to look pretty on paper and in person is puppies

by andrewgolfsalot on Jun 14, 2008 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

NIKKI Z's boobs too!

Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.

by PhilKenSebben on Jun 14, 2008 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh yeah, that's me, i'm righgst on board twith y'all.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 14, 2008 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAY GUYS

Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.

by PhilKenSebben on Jun 14, 2008 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

are you mean?

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 14, 2008 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

good points thouse idahoians are mean.

and they trasp me at rest eareas and don’t let me leave.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 14, 2008 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

he's from idahos?

or he just raps girls in rest areas ands not let them leaves/

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 14, 2008 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Deep Thoughts, by Corco Handey

When I was a young man, my grandfather liked to pass on little bits of wisdom over a cup of cocoa or a quiet afternoon fishing. His favorite life lesson still sticks clear in my memory:

“Corco, just because someone’s pissing on you, it doesn’t mean you’re in a restroom.”

Nothing has ever been more true.

by Jordan of Boise on Jun 14, 2008 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHES ON

Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.

by PhilKenSebben on Jun 14, 2008 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

the rest of her makes up for it

it is an oddly shaped face

Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.

by PhilKenSebben on Jun 14, 2008 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously though who cares about her face?

I wouldn’t be talking to her while looking at her face, that’s for damn sure.

by marinator on Jun 14, 2008 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reminds me of Giada De Laurentiis

By the way, is it just me or is she showing cleavage like all the time?

by JLC on Jun 14, 2008 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

best asset keep it out

Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.

by PhilKenSebben on Jun 14, 2008 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

what cleaveage shes a stick insect.

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I know baseball. Yes, I even drink beer.

by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 14, 2008 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Her ampleness in the aforementioned area is not negligible

But yes, her body is rather disproportionately small compared to her head.

by JLC on Jun 14, 2008 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nobody thought it could be done.

Steve Steve Steve Steve…STEVE! Seriously, if we lose tomorrow, what are our chances of getting that first pick? They gotta be pretty solid, right? Also, assuming it happens, how embarassing will getting swept by the Nats be? Seriously, I would think the guy who put this team together would have to change his name, move to Greece, and live out his days swilling ouzo and sleeping with hookers while crying. Sorry, Bill, but if it’s any consolation, I hear Athens is nice.

by DAMellen on Jun 14, 2008 10:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Not only would we be getting swept by the Nats

We’d be getting swept by the Nats AAA team pretty much. That’s a level of embarassment that surpasses anything that’s happened to us this season so far.

by OlSalty on Jun 14, 2008 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not just us and not just this season

No Ryan Zimm. No Nick Johnson. And still, we lost the first two. Man oh man, that is just unpleasant.

by DAMellen on Jun 14, 2008 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

They’re missing like 7 starters, we’re playing their AAA team pretty much, and we’re getting our asses kicked. It’s fucking pathetic.

by OlSalty on Jun 14, 2008 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh the hilarity that ensues when most of the regulars are gone and the game is shit...

Lookout Landing – Where baseball happens…

...sometimes…

...ok, rarely…

by SethGrandpa on Jun 15, 2008 12:49 AM PDT reply actions  

Notes from the game

What a totally frustrating game all over the place. SafeCo Fans suck ass. Bedard was striking out quite a few people, and I was the only one trying to get the claps going. I failed miserably several times and just quit.

I heckled Vidro several times. The first time I just shouted "retire". The second time I yelled "BATTING THIRD, YOUR DESIGNATED SUPPOSED HITTER, JOSE VIDRO"… then he hit the home run. A fan a few seats down looked at me, then yelled "HEY RAUL, YOU SUCK TOO!". I guess he figured calling someone out was beneficial.

Beltre’s bomb was known immediately by the fans. Everything about that was cool.

The fans pathetically tried to start the wave while the game was tied 2-2. An inning after the Batista home run, nobody was interested in the game anymore and the thing was in full effect.

John McLaren is ridiculously stupid. Not that I wanted Arthur to remain in there or anything, but pulling him after Sexson screwed up a pickoff move is pretty dumb. He’d already gotten two outs and had thrown a ball to the next batter. Instead of letting him finish the inning, here comes Sean Green for more arm straining work. Is Roy Corcoran dead?

Sexson was murdered by the fanbase. They weren’t really on him hard until the strikeout in the 6th. After that, they were on him for everything. They booed him during the botched pickoff move. They booed him when he was throwing the ball around the infield inbetween innings. Etc. He’s the most hated man in SafeCo.

I don’t know how many times I screamed for Jeremy Reed to pinch hit. Lot of good it did me.

Did Yuni’s defensive play look as cool on TV as it did in person? Did Yuni’s complete failure of a sac bunt attempt look as bad on TV as it did in person?

Sucks having to watch a loss, but this wasn’t even an entertaining loss aside from King Awesome going yard.

Fans are typically idiots.

by The Typical Idiot Fan on Jun 15, 2008 2:49 AM PDT reply actions  

Bavasi is the problem and you know it.

Nice comments, TIF. The Sexson booing isn’t surprising, but only the entire Baseball Nation could have predicted his decreasing abilities.

Then again, can Bavasi accurately predict anything?
http://grittyandclutch.blogspot.com/2008/06/bill-bavasi-loses-millions-of-mariners.html

by Gritty&Clutch on Jun 15, 2008 9:30 AM PDT reply actions  

You guys are fucking alcoholics

Show some decency when you are drinking in public.

by Robert on Jun 15, 2008 12:16 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

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