6/13: Open Game Thread
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 13, 2008 6:01 PM PDT
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Friday beer thread. Also, Dickey! Also, Nationals :| But Dickey!
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I have a good feeling about this game
We’re going to get crushed
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 13, 2008 6:04 PM PDT reply actions
Can we declare every Friday to be Beer Day?
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
Also, I'm always down for some online Grand Theft Auto IV or Rock Band. Gamertag: Phildopip
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Jun 13, 2008 6:05 PM PDT reply actions
You're fired.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
Also, I'm always down for some online Grand Theft Auto IV or Rock Band. Gamertag: Phildopip
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Jun 13, 2008 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Aw nawww you just lost your privleges to the high life!
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Jun 14, 2008 12:59 AM PDT up reply actions
A vote for J/M/G is a vote for this
On second thought I might be changing my vote
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 13, 2008 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I see a pedo...
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by The Typical Idiot Fan on Jun 13, 2008 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Can I post anime again?
In the meantime…
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by The Typical Idiot Fan on Jun 13, 2008 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions
This one's mah favorite.
Oh Shockey, Shockey, Shockey…. your kicker missed that field goal bud…
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by The Typical Idiot Fan on Jun 13, 2008 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Good memories
I’m not sure if I’ve ever yelled more watching a game
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
Especially when you look at the coach's reaction on the right
They’re both watching the play unfold, yet the player is celebrating while the coach clearly sees the miss.
Did you see the douchebag sitting right behind him?
Didnt even care that Red was getting some airtime.
If you block images these threads make no sense
....actually they rarely ever make any sense but they’re even more cryptic with images blocked
Question...
Have we ever had reed in Left, Wlad in Right, and Ibanez at DH? in one game?
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Yeah once. Road game in Detroit
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 13, 2008 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Didn't you know?
Improving defense in any way is frowned upon here!
So this guy who always sits in my section just gave me a dirty look when I yelled RETIRE at Vidro...
Have I mentioned Safeco fans suck a lot?
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
Why would they give you a dirty look?
Good advice is hard to come by. You’re consulting the Mariners for FREE!
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Perhaps they are having a mid-life crisis
and you mentioning retirement is only them of their dark foreboding future.
i win
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by PhilKenSebben on Jun 13, 2008 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Bottled water is never a win.
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by Aaron Campeau on Jun 13, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I have no BRAWNDO
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by PhilKenSebben on Jun 13, 2008 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, have fun drinking from the toilet.
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by Aaron Campeau on Jun 13, 2008 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Just harmless shit flippin'.
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by Aaron Campeau on Jun 13, 2008 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Lets see here
top of the fourth:
- Villone pitching.
- Howard singled to center, Victorino scored, Utley to second.
- Burrell walked on a full count, Utley to third, Howard to second.
- Jenkins hit a sacrifice fly to left fielder Schumaker, Utley scored.
- Feliz walked on a full count, Howard to third, Burrell to second.
- C.Ruiz doubled to center, Howard scored, Burrell scored, Feliz to third.
- K.Kendrick singled to center, Feliz scored, C.Ruiz to third.
- On error by center fielder Ankiel, C.Ruiz scored, K.Kendrick to second.
- Rollins walked on a full count.
- Victorino doubled to left, K.Kendrick scored, Rollins to third.
- Utley walked on a full count.
- Howard struck out. (Complete mercy strike by the umpire too)
by JI on Jun 13, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions
lots of walks on full counts
at least he didn’t do it on 4 straight like our pitchers
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You've missed some Red gif opportunities sir.
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by The Typical Idiot Fan on Jun 13, 2008 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Good show.
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by The Typical Idiot Fan on Jun 13, 2008 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Living on a name?
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on Jun 13, 2008 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions
This is Rays photoshop done right JI
http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/1033/madduxrayskv3.jpg
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
Wouldn't it just be easier to have no name on the back?
by JI on Jun 13, 2008 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I didn't make it.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on Jun 13, 2008 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
terrible shoop is terrible
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by PhilKenSebben on Jun 13, 2008 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Fuck you, Salt 'n Peppa is awesome!
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by Aaron Campeau on Jun 13, 2008 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions
It sucks not being one of the cool kids at the Gathering
This place is empty.
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by The Typical Idiot Fan on Jun 13, 2008 7:20 PM PDT reply actions
It seems like there'd still be plenty Seattle area folks around...
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by Aaron Campeau on Jun 13, 2008 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Dickey
3 groundouts. One groundball that found a hole. One bad play by Kenji on a stolen base.
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by The Typical Idiot Fan on Jun 13, 2008 7:22 PM PDT reply actions
when do we get rid of vidro anyways?
Same time we try to get Morrow some starts?
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
Everybody's convinced he wont vest his option
But the more this goes on, the more I’m starting to wonder fear.
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by The Typical Idiot Fan on Jun 13, 2008 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions
In 2009?
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by The Typical Idiot Fan on Jun 13, 2008 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Look on the bright side
The Rays were down two in the middle 1st, and they still kicked the Marlins’ asses.
Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.
One glaring difference
The Rays have a very talented group of hitters, whereas the Mariners…not so much
We may have talented hitters
But you guys are facing a shitty pitcher xD
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by Orlando Rays on Jun 13, 2008 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Need moderator powers
Must make new gamethread.
Current gamethread is death to dial up. I blame Delaware and Eastern Shore Maryland for sucking ass with internet connections.
Wake Graham up.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on Jun 13, 2008 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions
GIF and PIC happy
Im only messing around though…I dont kill people over putting funny pics in a game thread.
At least not on Friday nights.
Maybe he gave JI powers
But he’s stuck in a vicious cycle of post-find error-delete-post-find error-delete-post to find time to post
You dson't think I'd just go
“ahh fuck it” after the first couple of attempts?
by JI on Jun 13, 2008 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Dial up?
That’s like trying to skateboard on the freeway.
by JI on Jun 13, 2008 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Haha
Nice. Still not swaying my vote.
Im a jackass, not a Republican.
I thought the etc took care of that.
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by Aaron Campeau on Jun 13, 2008 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions
tomayto tomahto
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by The Typical Idiot Fan on Jun 13, 2008 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Let's call the whole thing off!
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by Aaron Campeau on Jun 13, 2008 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I hate that song.
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by Aaron Campeau on Jun 13, 2008 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I kno
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by The Typical Idiot Fan on Jun 13, 2008 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions
See what good defense does?
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by The Typical Idiot Fan on Jun 13, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions
To be fair, it was to CF
and we know what good defense in CF looks like…
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
Well.
Milledge came from a mile away to get that off the wall and play it well. That’s a good play by the kid.
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by The Typical Idiot Fan on Jun 13, 2008 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes, too bad we couldn't trade
Reed for him (i realize Church is good, but noone thought he was WILLITS good /sarcasm)
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Dee-fense?
Never heard of it.
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by Aaron Campeau on Jun 13, 2008 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Steroids?
Shit, just get him some wasabi. Same effect.
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by The Typical Idiot Fan on Jun 13, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions
He could just fly the ball over the fence!
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by Aaron Campeau on Jun 13, 2008 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Pull that fucking pitch, you dick.
NEEDS LESS SUCK
Vidro a greatest player in their history? SAD!!
Pic not related.
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PHIL
This aint 4chan! Pics not required!
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by The Typical Idiot Fan on Jun 13, 2008 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions
i know
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by PhilKenSebben on Jun 13, 2008 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh well then
Carry on.
Oops, forgot my sage.
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by The Typical Idiot Fan on Jun 13, 2008 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Lopez walk?
Matthew’s gonna be scratching that balding spot on his head again.
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by The Typical Idiot Fan on Jun 13, 2008 7:28 PM PDT reply actions
Is it true
wearing hats all the time accelerate balding? Or at least thin the hair?
A conspiracy
Started by Hair Club for Men.
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by The Typical Idiot Fan on Jun 13, 2008 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions
That must explain why the Rays get fucked at home by the umps
We don’t pay ours
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by Orlando Rays on Jun 13, 2008 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions
STOP SWINGING
no strikes so far according to accurate Joe’s tracer
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
That'll work
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by Orlando Rays on Jun 13, 2008 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on Jun 13, 2008 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Is 250 miles too far to meet a girl
you met on the internet? What if the date sucks… that’d be an awkward next day…
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no
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by PhilKenSebben on Jun 13, 2008 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Of course not.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on Jun 13, 2008 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I flew 3000 once.
Florida’s a nice place to visit, but a bad place to pick up internet chicks.
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by The Typical Idiot Fan on Jun 13, 2008 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't get me started
And I live there
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by Orlando Rays on Jun 13, 2008 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Oregon to Wisconsin :|
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by PhilKenSebben on Jun 13, 2008 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I know someone that goes further for one-night stands.
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by Orlando Rays on Jun 13, 2008 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Open "game" thread.
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by Aaron Campeau on Jun 13, 2008 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions
And I went 1000 miles to meet a girl once
And my only regret was having to leave when it was done
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by Orlando Rays on Jun 13, 2008 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions
That was dumb
you can get dumped at home for free.
by JI on Jun 13, 2008 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions
How come there's no Sacrifice Groundout?
Only Sac Flies are manly enough for stats.
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by The Typical Idiot Fan on Jun 13, 2008 7:32 PM PDT reply actions
Nationals?
Or Los Angeles Nationals of DC? Pussy hitting singles motherfuckers.
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by The Typical Idiot Fan on Jun 13, 2008 7:36 PM PDT reply actions
Apparently
Dickey can replace sucky siliva .2 innings in, but he can’t start worth crap…
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
It's about experience
Dickey doesn’t have that same warrior’s mentality that a battle-tested Carlos Silva brings to the table for 10 minutes every 5th day!
If you're talking about the dinner table...
He’s there a lot longer than 10 minutes….
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hey, this is Rusty Meacham I am going to fuck up the game after the only one you ever got to go to.
And you will wake up late and not get to go because it will be a blowout.
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just need a dp now
even if it’s a fly ball to ichi and he throws someone out, just need a dp
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Another single
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by The Typical Idiot Fan on Jun 13, 2008 7:41 PM PDT reply actions
Tempting fate deserves a noogie.
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by The Typical Idiot Fan on Jun 13, 2008 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I feel like whenever the opposing team hits a ball
the chances of it becoming a hit are a LOT greater on us than on any other team
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
LOL GIF THAT!
Johjima falling on his ass!
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by The Typical Idiot Fan on Jun 13, 2008 7:43 PM PDT reply actions
That was a strike asshole.
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by The Typical Idiot Fan on Jun 13, 2008 7:44 PM PDT reply actions
Someone please tell me they have mod privaledges.
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by The Typical Idiot Fan on Jun 13, 2008 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Fucking ump!
if Dickey pitched against us, he’d have no problem since we swing at everything
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You think Caoch has 20 bucks
fund he can trasfer electronically, and parents that will drive him?
by JI on Jun 13, 2008 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
That last one was outside.
But the 4th pitch was a strike.
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by The Typical Idiot Fan on Jun 13, 2008 7:46 PM PDT reply actions
Jeff Manto
watches that fly over his head
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by PhilKenSebben on Jun 13, 2008 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Dickey doesn't have it today.
Which means he’ll never get another start
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by The Typical Idiot Fan on Jun 13, 2008 7:47 PM PDT reply actions
Games over, no point in wasting someone else's arm
unless you want to give morrow a 3 inning stint…
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Borderline.
It’s a term of endearment, and he’s not really been endearing himself to anyone lately, but I think it might have moved pass that stage. So I’d say it’s still okay, but not in the original spirit it was intended.
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by Aaron Campeau on Jun 13, 2008 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I concur.
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by Aaron Campeau on Jun 13, 2008 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions
This is deja vu
with the Silva game 2 weeks ago. LEAVE HIM IN MCLAREN YOU FUCK!
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More like an inversion
It’d be a perfect mirror image if Silva came in and pitched lights out ball for the rest of the game.
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by The Typical Idiot Fan on Jun 13, 2008 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
This was a clutch performance by Dickey.
If we lose this series we will have a tie breaker against the Nationals.
Well, hello there Hyphen.
When was the last time we saw you?
June 7? Six days, huh?
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by The Typical Idiot Fan on Jun 13, 2008 7:50 PM PDT reply actions
I hate when announcers say the game isn't over yet
they jsut do it so the people who pay for the commercials don’t get mad.
that was quick one pitch!
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
I've watched a total nine innings of baseball today
and my teams have been outscored 24-3.
by JI on Jun 13, 2008 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Sexson's got a beef.
Outside, asshole.
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by The Typical Idiot Fan on Jun 13, 2008 7:54 PM PDT reply actions
This ump sucks
giving Hill the call but not Dickey… Sexson’s height doesn’t affect horizontal strike zone size, just vertical!
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
Hill throws a lot like Waver the Younger doesn't he?
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by The Typical Idiot Fan on Jun 13, 2008 7:55 PM PDT reply actions
I can't watch Jered Weaver pitch without thinking of Dazed and Confused.
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by Aaron Campeau on Jun 13, 2008 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Didn't look like Hill got a particularly good read of it either.
He probably could have caught it.
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by The Typical Idiot Fan on Jun 13, 2008 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Wlad the Single!
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by The Typical Idiot Fan on Jun 13, 2008 7:57 PM PDT reply actions
Yuni sucks
are there any teams wtih an extra MI that would be better than him?
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
I disagree.
While he himself is doing fine, the embodiment of him is an example of everything wrong on this team.
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by The Typical Idiot Fan on Jun 13, 2008 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Silva is everything wrong with the pitching part, perhaps
But not everything wrong with the organization. If position players are more valuable / important to winning then pitchers, then the no patience, no walk taking, free swinging hack, singles machine with below average defensive skills is numero uno on the listo.
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by The Typical Idiot Fan on Jun 13, 2008 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Mariners I could do without
(In Order):
1. Washburn
2. Vidro
3. Silva
4. Sexson
5. Rhodes
6. Tits
7. Cairo
8. Raul
9. Betancourt
10. Bloomquist
Why must this list be so long?
by JI on Jun 13, 2008 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes... but I want them ALL fixed
I suppose if he were our 9 hitter (which he is), and our catcher and 2b had some patience, and our 1b and DH didn’t suck, and our defense in general didnt’ suck, Yuni would look ok if he was our “weak link”
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
Alright, I'm done watching this crap
See you guys tomorrow????
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You stick with a team until all shred of hope is gone
Mariners could win 20 games in a row and be back in the race
Oh wait….
Longest game in a game 7 in world series history...
who fucking cares…?
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by The Typical Idiot Fan on Jun 13, 2008 8:00 PM PDT reply actions
Hyphen's fastball
86-87mph.
Pacing himself?
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by The Typical Idiot Fan on Jun 13, 2008 8:01 PM PDT reply actions
There was an 89.
Maybe he’s pacing himself or not warmed up yet.
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by The Typical Idiot Fan on Jun 13, 2008 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Walter Johnson, best Senator ever?
Really goin’ out on a limb there, Dave.
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You didn't capitalize the z.
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by Aaron Campeau on Jun 13, 2008 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Time to get back on the 200 hit pace Ichiro
It’s going to be one of the only things of interest this season
How the fuck is Rual popular
I don’t know of one Mariner fan who likes him. And, no, not all the baseball people I know a SABRheads.
I like him
Only one of three on the team that recognizes the cylindrical wooden object carried by members of the offensive team. He can’t field, but whatever.
This is a lot of hits in a row.
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
I prefer to think about the downside more
That way I’m not so bitterly disappointed when the usual happens.
wait, what happened?
I stopped watching the game, moved on to Grey’s anatomy…. yeah, big whoop, wanna fight about it?
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Isn't it a rerun, so ya I would like to fight.
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
We're stupid
we were on defense first. we should have just refused to score a run and let the Nationals have an infiinity to zero lead.
by JI on Jun 13, 2008 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I turned on the game just in time to see Red and his HUGE Beltre Head
So Awesome
HA HA HA, your Grandpa's an ASS!- Tourette's Guy (R.I.P)
That was a bad bad bad call.
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
Maybe his even twin Strasberry?
What an evil, evil plan. Send him to the Mariners. Yikes.
Totally evil.
I was thinking more like Graham.
But now that you mention it…
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by Aaron Campeau on Jun 13, 2008 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm so glad we have 3 more years of this!
by andrewgolfsalot on Jun 13, 2008 8:19 PM PDT reply actions
I'm not!
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
Can't tolerate our fearless leader being with that
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by tootthekazoo on Jun 13, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
How may of the current Mariners would you be sad to see go?
Ichiro, Reed, Beltre, Felix, Bedard, RRS, Lowe, Dickey… (Clement as well if he counts)
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com
I didnt' se your list
and stop saying inverted! (or was that someone else)
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I haven't forgiven Jeff Ament for wearing one in Sngle Video Theory.
by JI on Jun 13, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Isn't he a big Pirates fan, though?
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by Aaron Campeau on Jun 13, 2008 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought I heard that somewhere.
I know Vedder lobbied hard to get Pittsburgh fans to vote Jason Bay into the All-Star game a few years ago, too.
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by Aaron Campeau on Jun 13, 2008 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm diaapointed matt Cameron's prediction of a St. Louis/Seattle WS in 2000 never came true.
by JI on Jun 13, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
That seems like it would have been kinda' awkward, though.
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by Aaron Campeau on Jun 13, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Solid point.
Still, could you be as happy for one team as you would be if they hadn’t beating your other favorite?
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by Aaron Campeau on Jun 13, 2008 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Someone rosterbate for next season for me
Trade bedard and Beltre before trade deadline for prospects, give me names
putz for prospects as well?
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Nobody will want Putz once he gets shut down for the season
and if we get Woooo Putz back next season I don’t want him to leave
assume he comes back and ges 5 saves in a row with 9 ks in 6 innings
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I would do a jig.
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by Aaron Campeau on Jun 13, 2008 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Now that I think about it, that wouldn't be much value.
I’d like to have Jackson, but not at that cost.
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by Aaron Campeau on Jun 13, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
He has to be better than 3/5 of our current rotation
and the Rays don’t need him, they’ll only be using Kazmir, Garza, and Shields in the playoffs anyway.
It's pretty shitty value for Putz.
Why no wait for him to get healthy, prove he’s his old self, then trade him?
by JI on Jun 13, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't think we'd ever see '07 Putz again even if he was 100% gealthy.
Those numbers are virtually impossible to duplicate.
by JI on Jun 13, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Typo typo?
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by Aaron Campeau on Jun 13, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
For the Rays?
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by Aaron Campeau on Jun 13, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
METRO TIME
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by Aaron Campeau on Jun 13, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Lots of GMs have blind boners for "proven closers" though.
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by Aaron Campeau on Jun 13, 2008 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
No Adult Supervision....
break out the Melissa Midwest pictures…..
That's mess up
Who licks dick while wearing a clown hat?
by JI on Jun 13, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Why would they take their work home with them?
by JI on Jun 13, 2008 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
It's hard to be emotional when you don't give a shit what happens.
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by Aaron Campeau on Jun 13, 2008 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
The deep south?
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by Aaron Campeau on Jun 13, 2008 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
The have an infield consisting of
Belliard/Guzman/Lopez/Young
holy fuckballs that is beyond terrible
by JI on Jun 13, 2008 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/
Great website, or greatest website ever?
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I had the same thought, actually.
But it’s this kind of thing:
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by Aaron Campeau on Jun 13, 2008 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I know I'm not breaking news.
But I enjoy it a great deal.
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by Aaron Campeau on Jun 13, 2008 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
clownsex.net
is pretty good.
NSFW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There's one for child molesters and people who talk in movie theatres.
People who also go there: People who get tricked into marrying someone and then takes sexual advantage of that person.
this is creepy but funny
But Natalie is my little Hebraic librarian princess whom I would lather her shoulders with fabric softener then quietly nose-butt her agent’s cell phone.
Jim Bowden....
is evidently attempting to assemble a roster that represents the demographic breakdown of Washington DC.
by PLU Tim on Jun 13, 2008 9:00 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Is 1/25th of the population homicidal maniacs?
Or do you just want to kill 1/25th of the population?
Elijah Dukes is misunderstood.
DukesOfHazzard: Neat! You guys ever play Hangman? See if you can solve these puzzles!
DukesOfHazzard: /writes on chalkboard
“Hey, dawg. It’s on, dawg. You dead, dawg. I ain’t even bulls-—-. Your kids too, dawg. It don’t even matter to me who is in the car with you. N-—, all I know is, n-—, when I see your m-—f-—- a—riding, dawg, it’s on. As a matter of fact, I’m coming to your m-—-f-— house.”
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by The Typical Idiot Fan on Jun 13, 2008 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
If that fucker was in jail the Cardinals would have one more win.
by JI on Jun 13, 2008 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Racist
If he were a honky, you’d be shrugging that one win off.
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by The Typical Idiot Fan on Jun 13, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Yikes...
Looks like a bad Dickey start happened while I was gone.
Guess who will permanently adhering to this rule
by Robert on Jun 13, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
How come....
now is saying that he “passed away”? All day it’s been “Russert is dead”.
I know it’s semantics but one just has a better ring to it.
passed away is the stupid way of saying
I’m a big advocate of saying”X is dead” or”X died” etc
by JI on Jun 13, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
They should have a graphic for R. Kelly's acquittal.
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by Aaron Campeau on Jun 13, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm pretty sure...
it was the blonde in the tight pink shirt.
Am I the only one...
Who’s not even remotely following the M’s game right now? BrianL how bout that shift key usage? BAM!
I live in San Diego and Blog about this team for a living
Canz I haz some Ralli Friez for my worriez?
+ cat, +comic font, -proper sounding subject line
by JI on Jun 13, 2008 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
But there's just no other explanation.
No one could have predicted this.
The fact that DRB embraces LOLcats is further proof that the Rays are the bizarro Mariners.
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by Aaron Campeau on Jun 13, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
hands down joba chamberlin was the toughest mentally
of the young yankee pitchers
SHIFT KEY!
I haven’t watched Baseball Tonight in a long time. Chris Singleton….I…..Chris fucking Singleton
Sean Green's Slider for '08!
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by The Typical Idiot Fan on Jun 13, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Hmmm...
Belliard stopping inbetween second and third there. Not trying to interrupt the play or trying not to get tagged out even though there’s two outs, who cares?
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by The Typical Idiot Fan on Jun 13, 2008 9:21 PM PDT reply actions
90 feet is a long way. He needed a breather.
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by Aaron Campeau on Jun 13, 2008 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Young appears to be more mobile than Sexson.
Boy that’s sad.
What was that?
Is something different about Lowe or am I retarded?
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by The Typical Idiot Fan on Jun 13, 2008 9:32 PM PDT reply actions
Trying to figure out if it's looking like he's pitching more over the top
instead of a traditional 3/4 delivery.
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by The Typical Idiot Fan on Jun 13, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I think I'm noticing something too.
His arm motion looks shorter.
Something's weird.
GOTTA GO LOOK AT PITCHFX DATA BRB
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by The Typical Idiot Fan on Jun 13, 2008 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Giant Bobblehead returns.
Red, you’re so very awesome.
Shit drives me up the wall.
OH MY GOD WE HAVE NO 8TH INNING GUY NOW?! WHAT WILL WE DO?!
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by The Typical Idiot Fan on Jun 13, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
THEN WHO WILL BAT LEADOFF?!
OUR ROLES WILL BE ALL A FLUTTER!
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by The Typical Idiot Fan on Jun 13, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
NO DH?!
WHAT ARE WE A NL TEAM?! WITH OUR TRADITION OF DH GREATNESS AND EDGAR MARTINEZ?!
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by The Typical Idiot Fan on Jun 13, 2008 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Managing roles aint easy.
No wonder these guys are frustrated.
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by The Typical Idiot Fan on Jun 13, 2008 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, we ARE the home team.
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by Aaron Campeau on Jun 13, 2008 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow
Go look at that last at bat for Lastings Milledge there and watch where the triangulation system is showing his release points. They’re all over the place.
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by The Typical Idiot Fan on Jun 13, 2008 9:41 PM PDT reply actions
Er, Mark Lowe's release points.
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by The Typical Idiot Fan on Jun 13, 2008 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
False Hope?
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by The Typical Idiot Fan on Jun 13, 2008 9:44 PM PDT reply actions
Ball 3, Lopez
Dickhead.
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by The Typical Idiot Fan on Jun 13, 2008 9:46 PM PDT reply actions
No no.
He swung at ball two and broke his bat. The third pitch inside would have been ball three if he’s not a hacktastic turd.
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by The Typical Idiot Fan on Jun 13, 2008 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Single might do it now.
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by Aaron Campeau on Jun 13, 2008 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Duh, I see what you meant now.
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by Aaron Campeau on Jun 13, 2008 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Well it's up to Vidro to tie the game.
We’re fucked.
FUCK SAC FLIES.
Get rid of that goddamn stat!
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by The Typical Idiot Fan on Jun 13, 2008 9:49 PM PDT reply actions
Right.
Either equally stupid or not at all.
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by The Typical Idiot Fan on Jun 13, 2008 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I know
Somehow it doesn’t help. Just the existence of the Sac Fly as the small ball consolation prize irritates me.
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by The Typical Idiot Fan on Jun 13, 2008 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Nincompoops is a fantastically underrated word.
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by Aaron Campeau on Jun 13, 2008 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
It's unexpectedly PG.
Always a plus.
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by Aaron Campeau on Jun 13, 2008 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
PINCH HITTER PINCH HITTER PINCH HITTER
REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED!
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by The Typical Idiot Fan on Jun 13, 2008 9:50 PM PDT reply actions
1-9-8-7 putout.
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by Aaron Campeau on Jun 13, 2008 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
IT IS HIGH
IT IS FARRRRRR
IT IS A SAFECO SPECIALTY.
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by The Typical Idiot Fan on Jun 13, 2008 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Homer?
Vidro only homers after eating mass quantities of chili dogs. Then, if he passes gas at the right time during a “power swing”, it gives him the extra boost needed to get over the fence.
Still a passing grade.
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by Aaron Campeau on Jun 13, 2008 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
There has to be a gif of Tobias' fall take coming down the stairs.
When I find it, I will be ecstatic.
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by Aaron Campeau on Jun 13, 2008 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
If you can dream it
you can do it
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 13, 2008 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions
How's about a fail gif?
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by The Typical Idiot Fan on Jun 13, 2008 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
No argument here.
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by Aaron Campeau on Jun 13, 2008 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Stop it you're flattering him
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 13, 2008 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't care what anyone says, this is a fantastic gif.
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by Aaron Campeau on Jun 13, 2008 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions
1mph difference
= swing and a miss.
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by The Typical Idiot Fan on Jun 13, 2008 9:52 PM PDT reply actions
Actually it sounded good off the bat.
Solid contact. Means Vidro just sucks ass.
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by The Typical Idiot Fan on Jun 13, 2008 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
That's the second time he's done that today
both pitches were in a good place to hit too
by JI on Jun 13, 2008 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
As painful as it sounds
I think it might be time to entertain the idea that Vidro is beginning to age a bit.
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by Aaron Campeau on Jun 13, 2008 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Somebody needs to post the Ronald McDonald gif
liven this place up
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 13, 2008 9:59 PM PDT reply actions
Motion carried.
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by The Typical Idiot Fan on Jun 13, 2008 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I've never seen this thing.
But I don’t want anyone pissed at me, so a link would be fine.
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by Aaron Campeau on Jun 13, 2008 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Of course I do.
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by Aaron Campeau on Jun 13, 2008 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
No, I just relooked at it
You don’t
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 13, 2008 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
It's kind of endearing in a creepy way
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 13, 2008 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
LINK PLZ
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by Aaron Campeau on Jun 13, 2008 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z41/michaelkicksass/wtf.gif
Go at your own risk (Caution: this should not be viewed by anyone)
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 13, 2008 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
You guys are a bunch of feminine pronouns.
That’s not that bad.
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by Aaron Campeau on Jun 14, 2008 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions
My favorite movies are Asian and Italian mind-fuck exploitation horror movies.
I like fucked up shit.
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by Aaron Campeau on Jun 13, 2008 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
What a fantastic changeup that was.
Straight. Slow. Beautifully located.
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by The Typical Idiot Fan on Jun 13, 2008 9:59 PM PDT reply actions
Headline for wrap of Phillies Cards game:
Catch 20-2: Phillies crush Cards
Wow.
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 13, 2008 10:01 PM PDT reply actions
sit the fuck down!
Pretty sure I’m doin it wrong
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
Yes, you are
[img src=”http://unadorned.org/images/dandruff/shifted_20031219.jpg”]
Other than that, looks fine.
by andrewgolfsalot on Jun 13, 2008 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
And three fingers did point to the first base umpire...
And the umpire said… “You crazy fuggah…”
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by The Typical Idiot Fan on Jun 13, 2008 10:05 PM PDT reply actions
Isn't that Red's giant Beltre bobblehead?
Baseball been bery, bery good to me. - Chico Escuela
Yep.
With JJ Putz soul patch.
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by The Typical Idiot Fan on Jun 13, 2008 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions