6/11: Open Game Thread, Part 2
If Gameday's any indication, we've got Good Felix today. But we also have Spectacular Marcum. Totally couldn't see this coming a mile away.
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Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.
Great way to start a thread
Aussie, Aussie, Aussie
by Brian Floyd on Jun 11, 2008 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions
Well...that's upsetting.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
Also, I'm always down for some online Grand Theft Auto IV or Rock Band. Gamertag: Phildopip
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Jun 11, 2008 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions
How many pitchers are signed solely for their hitting?
Meanwhile guys like Jason Bartlett and John McDonald are around solely for their defense.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
And Vidro is signed for his....
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
Some day Carlos Zambrano and Dontrelle Willis will be outfielders
Just like Rick Ankiel.
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by Orlando Rays on Jun 11, 2008 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions
BOHICA, Toronto
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This is the first time I've seen this used
anywhere besides NeoGAF.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
It's like that last sentence was the opposite of what you really meant!
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I've heard of this
I believe it’s called metally
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 11, 2008 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions
Why is the strategy of having to pinch hit a .250/.300/.370 guy for a .170/.240/.260 guy so much more exciting than a DH?It’s just stupid
I’m assuming you don’t watch NL baseball. Ever seen the manager have to choose between removing his starter in a 1-1 game, or letting him hit?
Yeah
And that sucks ass. I’d rather see him keep pitching awesome.
Agreed, besides that I generally dislike the DH
You got 25 men on the roster, should use more
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
It's a decision that shouldn't have to be made.
Regardless, leave the starter in unless he has a high pitch count, because if he gets out you’ve got the top of your order next inning most the time
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 11, 2008 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions
That is not an interesting decision, it's a stupid one.
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 11, 2008 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions
And also most pinch-hitters suck
Why would you take out a really terrible hitter for a kind of terrible hitter when your starter was doing good?
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 11, 2008 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions
Top of the order next inning
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 11, 2008 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions
Starter supposedly will keep you in it.
That’s the rationale behind making the PH decision, you can’t have it both ways.
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 11, 2008 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions
So you've got the only really good PH alive?
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 11, 2008 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions
Why is he on your bench to begin with?
And what’s the sample size?
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 11, 2008 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm going to go out on a limb here and say these hitters are not actually that good
Especially player A, and you could almost write it off as a sample size thing.
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 11, 2008 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions
Player A was a pretty decent hitter.
And John Rodriguez (at the time) would have been the 4th best hitter in our lineup.
John Rodriguez had 183 ABs, which is not a big enough sample size to determine anything.
And plus it’s the NL where it’s easier to hit.
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 11, 2008 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions
HIs career numbers and ML numbers were pretty solid
classic freely available hitter before his dinged up his shoulder.
...and the NL wasn’t bad until 2006.
And that's from 2006...
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 11, 2008 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions
That's just the second time today we've put the ball in play with runner on base.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
Should've bunted
With the infielders back like that
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Someone should gif the Inglett double + error, but start it with Richie just watching the ball roll by him without making any effort.
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Something we can all agree on
“I’ve talked to all the teams numerous times,” said Jeff Borris, Bonds’ agent. “There’s not a stone that I’ve left unturned.” “We were able to get him a $19.2 million contract [with the Giants] based on those 2006 numbers,” Borris said. “And the numbers went up in 2007—and yet we can’t even get him a $390,000 deal with any team. Not a single team has any interest. It makes me suspicious.”
This pains me.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
I don't want him anymore
I want Strasburg, and I want to get him with as much of our AAA team in the majors as possible.
by AtomicGarden on Jun 11, 2008 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions
Don't get indicted on federal charges,
and it makes your job search much easier. No sympathy for Bonds from me.
I like midgets more than I should.
Still. What company wants to deal with that PR?
I’m thinking on a corporate level. It would be like hiring an Enron exec.
I like midgets more than I should.
If he's competent and the share price goes up, you think anyone would care?
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
He may be competent, but I doubt the sahre prices would go up, especially in this town.
I like midgets more than I should.
Not relevant to his job.
I’d sign him in a heartbeat.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
The distractions affect his job, the company, and the other employees.
I like midgets more than I should.
Well at least Marcum only struck one guy out in that inning
that’s a moral victory, right?
Three-pitch hammer
Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.
I just realised what a scrub lineup Toronto is playing today.
No Rios
No Rolen
No Hill
No Barajas/Zaun
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
Well, the defense. Right now they really haven't done much to Felix
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 11, 2008 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions
Well, they're winning a game in which the best young pitcher in the majors is on his A-game
or at least his B+ game
by seattlebruin on Jun 11, 2008 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions
Defense wins championships
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 11, 2008 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions
And thus you only need to worry about it if you have a chance to win championships
by seattlebruin on Jun 11, 2008 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions
Or if you want to get that chance to win the championship
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 11, 2008 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions
Meh
Billy Beane proved from 1999-2002 that you can get to the playoffs w/o defense if you construct your team correctly on O. Of course, this assumes that the FO correctly constructs the team from here on out.
by seattlebruin on Jun 11, 2008 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions
FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING TWINK BITCH
I HOPE YOU GO TO PRISON AND GET RAPED
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 11, 2008 10:53 AM PDT reply actions
GTE at it's finest.
Some people cut themselves. I root for the Mariners.
by ColbyInBoston on Jun 11, 2008 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions
That may have been a bit much.
I like midgets more than I should.
Rules committee says....
you’re not on the rules committee
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
Never said I was.
Just my opinion. Dude’s gonna stroke out if he gets this worked up over this match-up.
I like midgets more than I should.
And another!
Some people cut themselves. I root for the Mariners.
by ColbyInBoston on Jun 11, 2008 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions
Sit the fuck down!
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
Those happen.
McGowan finished last night’s game with a 91 mph change.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
STOP
Hammer time!
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Eh?
I’ll assume more GTE.
Some people cut themselves. I root for the Mariners.
by ColbyInBoston on Jun 11, 2008 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions
Felix fucking owns.
I don’t care how bad we are, at least we have the King. I just wish we could score some fucking runs for him.
Felix wiggles out of the jam
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You need to put a title on your comments
by Graham MacAree on Jun 11, 2008 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions
Flagged for not knowing what a flagged comment is
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 11, 2008 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions
Rec'd for flagging
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 11, 2008 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions
Flagged for begging for recs
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 11, 2008 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Flagged for talking about butthol
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 11, 2008 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions
Flagged for talking about me talking about butthol
by seattlebruin on Jun 11, 2008 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions -2 recs
Rec'd, unrec'd twice somehow, flagged for improper use.
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 11, 2008 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions
Seriously, I'm confused by this
and I’d imagine it’s not helping me on the rec leaderboard either, even though I’m probably about last among the regulars
by seattlebruin on Jun 11, 2008 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions -1 recs
Yes, but it's secret and only mods can see it apparently
It’s part of the JMG=HGH campaign of oppression.
by seattlebruin on Jun 11, 2008 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions
Whoa wtf?
Is this a mod thing that they can give negative recs?
by seattlebruin on Jun 11, 2008 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'll endorse the J/M/G ticket if you give me my recs back
and maybe give a rec leaderboard update?
by seattlebruin on Jun 11, 2008 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Dont you dare
Recs are all that keeping my life afloat right now.
by Robert on Jun 11, 2008 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I have it so I can be Felix's friend.
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 11, 2008 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions
If LL is friends with Wlad and Felix
How are they not religious readers yet?
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 11, 2008 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions
It is when you assbags flood us with them
by Graham MacAree on Jun 11, 2008 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions
Why not just delete them with your mod powers?
by seattlebruin on Jun 11, 2008 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions
We try to avoid deleting as much as possible.
We prefer to hide and then gossip amongst ourselves or flag them
Eckstein has no chance at that ball but dives anyways
pure grit
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
Even if Eck caught it he wouldn't be able to get the throw off in time
because he’s a pussy little bitch
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 11, 2008 10:59 AM PDT reply actions
Richie home run
I’m calling it
Do not think that what is hard for you to master is humanly impossible; but if a thing is humanly possible, consider it to be within your reach.
Unassisted triple play?
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by Orlando Rays on Jun 11, 2008 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions
I'll give you a hint, Joh is up
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
Slow guy on first, slow guy hitting, very possible
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
Didn't see that type of DP in the works
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
Hahahahahaha
They keep finding new ways to fuck up.
Reed on second, btw.
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
What about that RBI triple?
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by Orlando Rays on Jun 11, 2008 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions
actual transcript:
[11:01] Matthew: bunt here?
[11:01] Graham: I dunno
[11:01] Graham: Joh’s swinging the bat well today
[11:02] Matthew: Yeah, I’d say no, but I’m betting Mac says yes
[11:02] Matthew: Marcum’s too good with the K and Yuni too prone to weak contact to make it worth giving up an out. Plus Reed will score on any legit hit
[11:02] Matthew: and he bunts. of course
[11:02] Graham: HAHAHAHHAHAHA
by Matthew on Jun 11, 2008 11:02 AM PDT reply actions 5 recs
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 11, 2008 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions
They actually take the time to edit those things out?
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 11, 2008 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions
Now watch Bloomquist hit a homer.
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Ok, serious? Way too many things just happened there.
Did Yuni just pick up Reed/Joh for that double clusterfuck? Jesus. A triple, or any hit to score Richie (including HR) was the absolute last thing I thought would happen there.
If WFB gets a hit, my head will explode.
by AtomicGarden on Jun 11, 2008 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions
GameChannel reads:
“Johjima unknown into double play catcher to shortstop, Reed out at second”
I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.
Any more of this and I'm going to start a Ron Paul-like gadfly candidacy to draw off the people who are sick of ALL OF YOU
Join the esoteric rEVOLution!!
This isn't an election campaign so much as an excuse to paint Robert's face onto a garden gnome
by Graham MacAree on Jun 11, 2008 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions
Then he can go on lots of adventures, too.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 11, 2008 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions
The gnome gets around
if you know what I mean.
So I guess it’s a lot less like Robert.
Maybe a leprechaun instead? Have we made any leprechaun jokes? What about Willow?
If the gnome only went to Canada, it might apply.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 11, 2008 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm already the Nader-like fellow in this campaign
I even have a running mate, just ask Eric
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 11, 2008 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions
How will we find out about this esoteric revolution?
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 11, 2008 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions
You make this sound like it's actually a democracy
by Graham MacAree on Jun 11, 2008 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions
I need a convention.
I plan on recruiting Corco to work the ballot-stuffing vote fraud angle for me.
I should've realized there was a problem when all of his strategy memos were written in crayon
by esoteric on Jun 11, 2008 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
Speaking of writing in crayon
how to fight tickets in California
A friend of mine submitted a written declaration for speeding on the freeway; he was driving 93 in a 65, clearly in violation of the law. On his written declaration he wrote,”I’m not Guilty” with an orange crayon, misspelling “guilty”. The officer who cited him did not respond; my friend received a dismissal notice and his $270 in bail back in the mail. If the officer does not respond, your case is dismissed and all your bail is returned, regardless of the merits of your argument.
by seattlebruin on Jun 11, 2008 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions
ZOMG MY ORIGINAL POST GOT DELETED!
Which moderator did that? It was probably Matthew…he’s trying to suppress the esoteric rEVOLution!
Stop talking about (real) politics and your comments won't magically vanish, stupid
by Graham MacAree on Jun 11, 2008 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions
It's all good, Graham
I actually respect the ironclad way you guys ruthlessly enforce the “no politics” mandate. It’s very smart, and I have specific reasons for really appreciating it.
You're in a room with three monkeys.
One has a stick, one has a banana, and one has a rock. Which is the smartest primate in the room?
The one with a rock
since he can use that the beat up the other two monkeys and take the stick and the banana.
And the human is dumb for being in a room with three monkeys.
Hmmm. I work with people who work with monkeys for a living.
They freak me out more than the actual monkeys.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 11, 2008 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions
The correct answer
is “you are”... Matthew cheated by turning “you” into “the human” :)
Depends on how thick and long the stick is
Could be a more dangerous weapon
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 11, 2008 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions
That's what I figured.
The rock is more of a single-use throwing weapon. He can’t take out both monkeys with it.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
bash power
don’t need to throw it at the banana monkey.
LATE BY A WEEK
We had this conversation in a game thread awhile ago. You were there, you have no excuse.
how the fuck is Beltre not pinch hitting here?
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Jun 11, 2008 11:05 AM PDT reply actions
McLaren must think he's a really bad player
After all his batting average is low.
(I need to stop reading the comment threads on Geoff Baker’s blog)
by AtomicGarden on Jun 11, 2008 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions
So I gotta say, that TV spot for the Hulk with Downey Jr. being Tony Stark in it is awesome.
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So was that double play...
A base running mistake?
or a terrible bunt that Reed shouldn’t be blamed for?
Shouldn’t have bunted anyways, but Rizz is blaming Reed here, I think that Joh should learn how to bunt.
Go M's
Joh should learn how to bunt
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
Was just answering his question, not addressing the bigger question
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
Mac should learn to not call for the bunt
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Jun 11, 2008 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions
I'd say both, actually.
Horrible bunt, Reed a bit indecisive on what to do until it was way too late.
by AtomicGarden on Jun 11, 2008 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions
I would agree, what is he supposed to do? If it drops, he's gotta go to 3rd, if it doesn't, he's gotta go back.
Damned if you do, damned if you don’t.
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 11, 2008 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions
this team keeps finding new ways to lose ballgames
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Jun 11, 2008 11:07 AM PDT reply actions
Sad part is, one of these days that is going to happen
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by Orlando Rays on Jun 11, 2008 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions
There is a really creepy guy in the crowd behind the right handed batters, on the side view
Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.
And Yuni still has some legs after that triple
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I must say I laughed.
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 11, 2008 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions
I wish I could see it
But I’m on MLB.TV.
I love JITB ads.
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by Orlando Rays on Jun 11, 2008 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions
Looks like Felix wants to go the distance
7K 11GO, using the curve and the 2-seamer when it counts…. I just wish it wasn’t the Jay’s bench we were playing so I could feel its legit.
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Jun 11, 2008 11:13 AM PDT reply actions
I'm surprised they hooked him
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Jim Rome is Burning?
lol
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by Orlando Rays on Jun 11, 2008 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions
today is 80's song lyrics being put into emails
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by PhilKenSebben on Jun 11, 2008 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions
Sounds entertaining
I liked Rome when I was 18. But I soon decided I through 2.5 hours of bullshit just to hear two funny takes.
I am actually recording it
because i usually sleep through it, and there is no affiliate in Eugene.
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by PhilKenSebben on Jun 11, 2008 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions
Why are we bunting with Raul??
I know, I know, lefty, but I’m pretty sure bunting is not something Raul can do.
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Because fuck you
I think that’s the team’s reasoning
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 11, 2008 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions
heh
’m not going to lie to you, (it feels good) to come out and perform good against this team," Wilkerson said
he must be so sad now
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Jun 11, 2008 11:18 AM PDT reply actions
Lopez' first pitch taking pays off!
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Jun 11, 2008 11:20 AM PDT reply actions
those were great pitches
what the hell can you do if a guys spotting his curve on the inside corner at the knees
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Jun 11, 2008 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions
Lopez needs to be moved back to 2nd in the order
And remember that he is one of the hardest guys to strike out in the MLB
Go M's
"Hardest guys to strike out"
is easily the grittiest way to say “lowest K%”
They're onto something
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THEY DON'T PAY YOU TO WALK BELTRE
Unclutch bastard.
I still love Beltre...
Beltre K w/ o RISP: 15.6%
Beltre K w/ RISP: 28.6%
(stat from baker)
I honestly believe he’s just pressing because he knows if he doesn’t drive in whatever runners are on base, nobody else in this lineup will.
by AtomicGarden on Jun 11, 2008 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions
I was being sarcastic, he's not pressing he's just getting really really really unlucky.
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 11, 2008 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions
Hopefully.
It’s a small sample (which is a point I’d argue to people who thinks he should be traded based on his .avg at the moment), but I’m also wondering it’s large enough you can make some assumptions. I’m assuming no pitcher will throw him strikes with RISP, because they don’t need to.
by AtomicGarden on Jun 11, 2008 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions
Either way, I still love him.
Just playing a little devil’s advocate.
by AtomicGarden on Jun 11, 2008 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions
So with Beltre down in the dumps, old-stat wise
It would be a perfect time to try and get him to sign an extension, s’all I’m saying.
So the rumors that he wanted out are false?
Or just unsubstantiated? I like Churchill and all but I figured since he said it they probably weren’t true.
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 11, 2008 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions
That was a big fat meatball he fouled off
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walk inserted?
wtf
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by PhilKenSebben on Jun 11, 2008 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions
He's just not getting his slider over.
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BUNT BUNT BUNT
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Jun 11, 2008 11:31 AM PDT reply actions
Uh why did you get out of the way, Kenji?
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Three walks and a K?
Mark Lowe is pitching for Toronto!
Why did you swing at the second pitch you dumb impatient fuck?
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On a quest to figure out what he's actually saying
I’m convinced it isn’t “That’s racist”
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 11, 2008 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions
Ah well
Who didn’t see that coming?
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 11, 2008 11:32 AM PDT reply actions
What a time to get your first out of the game
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All this false hope
It feels like a children’s hospital in here
by Robert on Jun 11, 2008 11:33 AM PDT reply actions 4 recs
Travelocity gnome gets plenty of girls.
Probably young boys, too.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 11, 2008 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions
He doesn't need to buy gnomes.
He’s their king
by Graham MacAree on Jun 11, 2008 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions
Can you use both at the same time?
I remember you not being able to mix and match legos with cheap ones from kmart
Its called two jobs bitch
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 11, 2008 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm happy. Players I want to do well, did, players I don't want to do well, didn't.
And we’re still heading toward a loss.
i stubbed my toe on the couch pretty hard laughing at that series of events
pain
Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.
There's a House joke in there
"Dragons" are actually dinosaurs hunted to extinction by man in the Middle Ages. Check your Chinese calendars people.
by Frosty Raptor on Jun 11, 2008 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions
Hello,
Your name is Kenji Johjima. You killed our rally. Prepare to die.
by Dave Clapper on Jun 11, 2008 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Do you perhaps have six fingers on your left hand?
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 11, 2008 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions
No, but
I’m pretty sure Washburn does.
by Dave Clapper on Jun 11, 2008 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions
WPA currently at .382 for Felix.
Some people cut themselves. I root for the Mariners.
by ColbyInBoston on Jun 11, 2008 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions
Upon further research, Felix's ERA+ is pretty bitchin' too, especially for this team: 130 before today.
my god the Nationals are a generic looking bunch
except for Da Meat Tree
Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.
They have Zimmerman.
And Elijah Dukes.
And…. uhhh…. ummmm….
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by Orlando Rays on Jun 11, 2008 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions
Who?
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by Orlando Rays on Jun 11, 2008 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions
overrated mets prospect
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by PhilKenSebben on Jun 11, 2008 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions
No way. You're clearly not looking at the entire team.
Dukes, N. Johnson, Ronnie Belliard (long live the dreads!), Meat Hook, Willie Harris…these guys are not generic looking. And Jesus Flores may look like a generic latino player, but he’s 600 different kinds of awesome. The M’s WISH they had a young catching prospect that good.
And Shawn Hill is our obligatory representative from Zombie Nation (check the Gameday photo)
But Closers can't pitch in the 9th inning unless leading by 3 or less
McLaren’s head just ‘splode
by Lents Park Homer on Jun 11, 2008 11:42 AM PDT reply actions
They're going to regret putting BJ in the game
with a tie
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This is the M's best chance.
BJ’s probably their worst reliever.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
Yuni for shortstop....back in Cuba.
I fucking hate you Mariners
So Willie is playing RF
We have a RF on the bench that can hit better than Willie.
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Wlad lacks grit
Didn’t punt for Nebraska.
"Dragons" are actually dinosaurs hunted to extinction by man in the Middle Ages. Check your Chinese calendars people.
by Frosty Raptor on Jun 11, 2008 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions
We have a water cooler next to the bench that can hit better than Willie.
by eponymous_coward on Jun 11, 2008 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, but
It’d be more fun to watch McLaren have a tantrum and throw Willie onto the field than a water cooler.
by Dave Clapper on Jun 11, 2008 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions
The water cooler is also full of tasty delicious water.
I still say it’s an improvement.
by eponymous_coward on Jun 11, 2008 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions
how is this not Balentien hitting right now?
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Jun 11, 2008 11:45 AM PDT reply actions
...Bill Simmons?
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by Frosty Raptor on Jun 11, 2008 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions
See comment above for Ibanez
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Jun 11, 2008 11:46 AM PDT reply actions
Golden sombrero
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And it wasn't really close
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 11, 2008 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions
but he's going to know exactly what kind of pitch he whiffed on
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Jun 11, 2008 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions
No Wlad here either?
I fucking hate you Mariners
I only want to win this for Felix...that's how I feel about all this.
I fucking hate you Mariners
So we're going to see Ibanez against a hard throwing lefty, aren't we?
by Graham MacAree on Jun 11, 2008 11:49 AM PDT reply actions
So they just sent up Bloomquist and Cairo as the 2-3 hitters in the 9th inning of a tie game
and exactly zero people on earth are surprised by this
by Lents Park Homer on Jun 11, 2008 11:49 AM PDT reply actions
There must be an electromagnet in Barajas' glove
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So, Bloomquist and Cairo back to back as hitters.
There are no words in the English language for this.

by eponymous_coward on Jun 11, 2008 11:50 AM PDT reply actions
I don't get it either, Plank.
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by Orlando Rays on Jun 11, 2008 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions
And the funny thing is, Raul really DOES work as the face of the 2008 Mariners
Massive amounts of defensive fail punctuated by occasional spurts of offensive competence.
Ichiro with two walks and two Ks.
Last time that happened in one game: Never.
We've never lost a game where he's done that
Odds looking good
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 11, 2008 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions
It's not even hyperbole. I went back and checked.
He’s NEVER done that before.
I was surprised at least.
Hey, mac, if you've got good players on your bench, be sure they stay well rested, mkay?
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What can I say?
I’m a trekkie.
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by Orlando Rays on Jun 11, 2008 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I need to write stuff here
by Graham MacAree on Jun 11, 2008 11:52 AM PDT reply actions
Well, I guess Raul's never going to leave the lineup again.
But at least there’s the potential of Fiddle Cat and a Felix Day win, so I’ll take it.
by eponymous_coward on Jun 11, 2008 11:53 AM PDT reply actions
Hahahaha
“mwamwamwamwaFUCKING” [mic cuts off]
by Graham MacAree on Jun 11, 2008 11:53 AM PDT reply actions
JJ comes in to blow it, right?
I fucking hate you Mariners
That's sad, isn't it?
I like midgets more than I should.
HA ha brad wilkerson
eat shit.
“I’m not going to lie to you, (it feels good) to come out and perform good against this team," Wilkerson said
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Jun 11, 2008 11:53 AM PDT reply actions
God looks after fools, drunks, and the USA
... and, apparently, the Seattle Mariners on Felix Day starts in Toronto.
by eponymous_coward on Jun 11, 2008 11:53 AM PDT reply actions
God has no presense in Canada.
That’s why we aren’t being fucked. (yet).
Jim Rome just got rickrolled
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damn KHTK stream delay
Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.
by PhilKenSebben on Jun 11, 2008 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm on a stream too
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by Orlando Rays on Jun 11, 2008 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions
i was like a minute behind
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by PhilKenSebben on Jun 11, 2008 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions
I could see a story about John Gibbons like this if he keeps his same temper.

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bwahahahaha
That’s an awesome headline.
by AtomicGarden on Jun 11, 2008 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions
That story IS about Gibbons.
He was the molester.
by Dave Clapper on Jun 11, 2008 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions
Remember Strasburg when you're out there on the mound
Remember
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So I guess Lopez doesn't like hitting 5th anymore.
5 strikeouts and no hits in the last two games or something like that.
J.J. Putz GO!!!
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hell yes
let him get the W. Dude deserves it, besides, he’s at only 95
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Jun 11, 2008 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions
97
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Wait...so can anybody tell me why the fuck Ryan and Gibbons were ejected?
Raul got A HIT. Not a walk.
Ryan thought Cairo struck out
Made a show of it when he walked. After Raul got the hit he then turned his back on the umpire and swore. Gibbons got ejected because uh he’s a psycho.
by Graham MacAree on Jun 11, 2008 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions
I think Ryan was bitching about not getting a call a couple pitches before or something.
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 11, 2008 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions
Probably because Ryan felt he had to put a ball in the middle of the plate to get a strike.
Some people cut themselves. I root for the Mariners.
by ColbyInBoston on Jun 11, 2008 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions
Hey
Wins are always cool.
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by Orlando Rays on Jun 11, 2008 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah...
Doesn’t mean the same thing anymore…
Return of the Pützenbömber, I bet…
Ill Ligitamus Non Carberendum
by PositivePaul on Jun 11, 2008 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions
anyone else here Gibbons
....I DON’T Give a FUCK…
by Edgar for Mayor on Jun 11, 2008 11:58 AM PDT reply actions
English isn't your first language, is it?
by Graham MacAree on Jun 11, 2008 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions
I've seen that capitalization pattern before
Steven A. Smith, is that you?
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by Frosty Raptor on Jun 11, 2008 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions
This is way too similar to that Baltimore game.
by Crystal for DH on Jun 11, 2008 11:59 AM PDT reply actions
Shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 11, 2008 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions
Nooooooooooo
Morrow can never close!
by Edgar for Mayor on Jun 11, 2008 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Two Closerrs
with strike throwing problems
by Edgar for Mayor on Jun 11, 2008 11:59 AM PDT reply actions
Where's Morrow?
No wait, I’m afraid that might actually work, then he’d never be a starter.
I like midgets more than I should.
Walked on strike three
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Actually that was a strike according to Pitch F/X
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 11, 2008 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions
That's it, JJ
just go ahead and walk that guy
by Lents Park Homer on Jun 11, 2008 12:01 PM PDT reply actions
Pitch F/X disagrees with your call Mr. Home Plate Umpire.
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I'm not sure you're using that word correctly.
“Miracle” may have a different definition to you than to me.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 11, 2008 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Can we get a BRB Gotta walk the world
with JJ on it?
by Edgar for Mayor on Jun 11, 2008 12:02 PM PDT reply actions
Bad call
From game day, that was one of the worst walks I’ve seen in a LONG time. He was squeezed on BOTH sides o f the plate, not just the away as the norm.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NOT MORROW
by Edgar for Mayor on Jun 11, 2008 12:04 PM PDT reply actions
In order for something to end, doesn't it have to begin?
by andrewgolfsalot on Jun 11, 2008 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions
ok fine
thus ends any chance of Morrow starting a starting career
by Edgar for Mayor on Jun 11, 2008 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Well then...
Guess that DL trip is gonna happen after all?
does that mean Potatoes or Corcoran?
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by PhilKenSebben on Jun 11, 2008 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh wow. If Morrow fucks this up he'll never get a shot again.
It’s not quite fair to J.J. since that walk was indeed bullshit.
I hope J.J. not hurt.
I hope Morrow never gets another shot at closing
by Graham MacAree on Jun 11, 2008 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions
You know he's going to be our closer if JJ misses any time
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 11, 2008 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions
You know if he gets this done
he is going to close for the rest of the year
by Edgar for Mayor on Jun 11, 2008 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe they won't take him off the DL while he's still injured this time
by Graham MacAree on Jun 11, 2008 12:04 PM PDT reply actions
Is he still injured? He should've K'd Inglett, he was throwing 97 today, and had Vernon Wells 1-2...
Also he didn’t look or act hurt after that pitch and didn’t want to leave the game.
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 11, 2008 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions
His location really wasn't bad today, or vs. Manny, and he was really around the plate two days ago too.
But he was shaking his right arm so I can see why they would be cautious I guess.
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 11, 2008 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Jee, that'd be nice, wouldn't it...
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by PositivePaul on Jun 11, 2008 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions
For what its worth
I heard that he swore he was fine a few days before he came off the DL last time.
It's ok guys!
Morrow can close from here on out and we just drafted his replacement for the 8th inning. We planned on JJ getting shut down.
I fucking hate you Mariners
Whew.. Good to know our FO has a plan!!
by seattlesundevil on Jun 11, 2008 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Do not want :(
I’m fine with him saving the game for Felix, but he needs to be starting. Shit, I’d rather see Batista closing shudder
by AtomicGarden on Jun 11, 2008 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions

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by Orlando Rays on Jun 11, 2008 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Just take solace in the fact that I'm not here everyday.
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by Orlando Rays on Jun 11, 2008 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions
As much as I FUCKING HATE CUTE ANIMAL PICTURES WITH SEMI-LITERATE CAPTIONS...
...I sort of like this. At least it’s not another goddamned lolcat.
That works both gramatically and mistakenly.
In a weird way, that is.
by Kirsten Schlewitz on Jun 11, 2008 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions
These pictures all seemed to be a normal size for me.
I like midgets more than I should.
Batista isn't an awful closer...plus it would allow Morrow to go to the rotation..
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 11, 2008 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, a guy who's fihgting a nagging injury, has serious control problems, and is losing velocity.
Sounds like a real improvement on JJ.
by eponymous_coward on Jun 11, 2008 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Batista was throwing 96 in relief. He closed for Toronto. He's really not an awful closer
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 11, 2008 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Plus the 3 outs in the 9th inning aren't too much harder than any other 3 outs.
Would you rather Morrow close and never see the rotation ever?
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 11, 2008 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions
54K/27 BB (Which is a 6.51 K/9 and 3.25 BB/9), 74.2 IP, 4.10 ERA, 31 Saves, 1.08 HR/9, 46.3% GBs, 4.31 FIP...
He wasn’t a superstar closer but he wasn’t embarrassingly bad. Good enough to hold it down while Morrow starts.
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 11, 2008 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Might as well just throw him in the rotation too.
Felix-Bedard-Morrow-RRS-Silva rotation, Washburn for Long Relief, Batista for closer. Do it, M’s.
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 11, 2008 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Ehh
The way the roster is set up, I ‘d rather have a kick-ass lefty reliever than a run in the mill starter.
RRS may be better than a run of the mill starter.
Even Jeff said he thinks RRS has what it takes to be the 3rd best starter on the team.
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 11, 2008 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions
His BB's did go down in the bullpen last time he closed. 3.25 BB isn't great but it's not terrible.
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 11, 2008 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Marcum was taken out after 97 pitches too.
It’s a hot day, probably just tired.
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 11, 2008 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions
So Putz could go on the DL and Morrow be forever our closer.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jun 11, 2008 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Wells with the hat trick
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Gameday
won’t tell me any info on Morrow’s pitches… wtf… is he too good for them to track?
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I can see the press release now
“Morrow slips into the closer role…JJ putz to DL”
by Edgar for Mayor on Jun 11, 2008 12:09 PM PDT reply actions
Morrow's FB broke P/Fx
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Jun 11, 2008 12:09 PM PDT reply actions
I don't think you can count on McLaren NOT to do that.
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by Orlando Rays on Jun 11, 2008 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions
KK!!
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Why isn't this dude starting?
"Dragons" are actually dinosaurs hunted to extinction by man in the Middle Ages. Check your Chinese calendars people.
Because he's obviously not as good as Silva, Washburn or Batista.
And how much more value as a setup guy in the 8th inning.
by AtomicGarden on Jun 11, 2008 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions
we have a rotation of #1 and #3 starters
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Jun 11, 2008 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions
This team has a fetish with roles.
That goes beyond obsession.
Because once we have Putz healthy for the ninth.
We’ll have Morrow for the eighth, Fields for the 7th, Felix for the 6th, Bedard for the 5th, and then our starters only have to throw four innings.
by andrewgolfsalot on Jun 11, 2008 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Goddamn has Morrow ever made the next move up this season.
I don’t care if he gives up a 2 run HR here to Overbay. The general results speak for themselves.
watch your mouth dude
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by Bearskin Rugburn on Jun 11, 2008 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Ugh, I kind of had a voice in the back of my head
hoping that Morrow would lose the game… Now Mac is going to use him as the closer…
Burn the tree
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How is waiting under a flyball and catching it a gem? Oh wait you said Raul. Yeah, what a play!
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FELIX WITH THE WIN....weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I fucking hate you Mariners
WAR THE FIDDLECAT!!!
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As much as I still love Lincecum
I’m pretty excited about how good Morrow can be, if only our organization would give him a shot.
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I've been a M's fan for a while
but not an M’s fanatic…. so I still have the slightest bit of optimism in me, however foolish that may be.
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Its Toronto
Their bats are almost as terrible as ours.
I still want to know where the hell this originally came from.
That really does look like a primitive Mickey Mouse there in the second bit.
Wow it's raining hard at the Euro cup.
Field looks flooded
by andrewgolfsalot on Jun 11, 2008 12:15 PM PDT reply actions
From ESPN Gamecast
‘It’s like playing in a pond’ say our friends on TV. The ball is now starting to stop halfway through a pass.
Sounds like they might call the game.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
Switzerland just scored on a ball that stopped in a puddle
halfway through a pass. They’d have scored regardless, though. I hope they continue. Thank Jesus for 7 day weekends.
by andrewgolfsalot on Jun 11, 2008 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Uhhh...
Mentenk: “Felix went 21 straight innings without allowing an earned run!”
Sims: “Well, that’s what they pay the big bucks for.”
Ummm…what?
I hope he knows something we don't.
“Felix, impressed with the Mariners organization and dedication to winning, signs a 7 year extension for however much money he wants.”
by AtomicGarden on Jun 11, 2008 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Rays victory dance sampler for the M's




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I didn't steal it
It was Tyler.
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by Orlando Rays on Jun 11, 2008 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I made that one
But I stole the video from a DRaysBay diary so you guys have equal ownership.

Flashing lights give me seizures and tickets.
I vote no.
I like midgets more than I should.
I thought you banned Skeet Skeet
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by Orlando Rays on Jun 11, 2008 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions
i hope they don't turn morrow into a closer
"I hope he arouses the fire that's dormant in the innermost recesses of my soul. I plan to face him with the zeal of a challenger."
-Ichiro on Dice-K
I wouldn't say we won
so much as we failed at losing, considering who was batting in the 9th inning.
by eponymous_coward on Jun 11, 2008 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions
It's come full circle
The Mariners are so bad, they fail at losing.
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...My Giants buddy just told me the club should bring Dave Henderson back as a color guy.
I think a little piece of me just died.
Did Raul say on the post game show
That it was too bad Felix didn’t get a win?
Wow Raul…
Fans are typically idiots.
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I know we all want strasburg
but its been nice to see the return of the king lately. Now if only bedard can join the party.

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