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by Jeff on Jun 10, 2008 7:31 PM PDT in Game Recaps Comment 43 comments

This thing was finished about half an hour after I got home and turned it on, so I can't exactly pretend to have any insight. As such, something more substantial and completely unrelated is in the works for a little later on.

Biggest Contribution: Jeremy Reed, +10.2%
Biggest Suckfest: Jose Lopez, -17.6%
Most Important AB: Reed homer, +12.4%
Most Important Pitch: Wilkerson homer, -13.5%
Total Contribution by Pitcher(s): -0.6%
Total Contribution by Position Players: -53.9%
Total Contribution by Opposition: +4.5%
(What is this chart?)

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Again...I'm gonna make the case that it was ok to enjoy the Wilkerson HR...

1. Irony is a bitch.
2. It’s not like we need wins at this point.
3. It was a crappy player we got rid of homering of a far worse player we’re stuck with for years.
4. Without Wilk we wouldn’t have had that squirrel image that’s one of my favorite (cue someone posting it, please!).
5. He was able to say “Fuck you” to the front office in a way we can only dream about.
6. I enjoy taking pleasure in Silva’s pain.

Side note: Why do the Mariners take Lopez out of the 2 hole when he’s producing near All-Star 2B numbers? It happened last time he was good and it’s happening again. I think we all remember the massive fail of the last attempt.

by SethGrandpa on Jun 10, 2008 7:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

I wholly agree

by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 10, 2008 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I can't enjoy it.

Can’t do it Wilkerson is a little bitch.
... I just cant :(

by Edgar for Mayor on Jun 10, 2008 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Asked for...and answered

Jl/Robert '08: Promise for a CoachCage on Friday nights!

by Fin on Jun 10, 2008 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Thank you so much. <3 The Squirrel

by SethGrandpa on Jun 10, 2008 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Looks more like Washburn to me.

by BrianL on Jun 10, 2008 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

My thoughts exactly

Jl/Robert '08: Promise for a CoachCage on Friday nights!

by Fin on Jun 10, 2008 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Mutton Chops win ball games

Period.

by Edgar for Mayor on Jun 10, 2008 7:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Biggest Null: Raul Ibanez

by planB on Jun 10, 2008 7:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Hey look

Greg Norton blasted a ball into deep left center. He may actually be better than Sexson at this point

by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 10, 2008 7:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

May? At this point?

by SethGrandpa on Jun 10, 2008 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Carlo's W-L record went from 3-0 to 3-7

Hey now.

by ThundaPC on Jun 10, 2008 7:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

At first I read that I thought it said Cairo's W-L record went from 3-0 to 3-7

Jl/Robert '08: Promise for a CoachCage on Friday nights!

by Fin on Jun 10, 2008 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Jeff: You mixed up the contributions from the pitchers and the position players

by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 10, 2008 7:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Telling me that is Matthew's job

by Jeff on Jun 10, 2008 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I retract my statement

You did perfect

by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 10, 2008 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

That's not automated?

Wow.

by planB on Jun 10, 2008 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Since this doesn't quite merit a 'Fanpost', here's how the Mariners have ranked in the AL in on-base percentage

2008 – 14th in OBP
2007 – 7th in OBP (fluketastic!)
2006 – 13th in OBP
2005 – 14th in OBP
2004 – 10th in OBP
2003 – 4th in OBP
2002 – 2nd in OBP
2001 – 1 in OBP

Basically, it’s been 4 years and they’ve been unable to find anything close to an adequate replacement for Edgar Martinez.

by Nick S on Jun 10, 2008 10:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Man that '01 team was good.

But that is one hell of an indictment. How do you fail to find a league-average DH? Come on, it can’t be that hard.

by BrianL on Jun 10, 2008 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

We have one in LF.

by JI on Jun 10, 2008 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Designated Hitter.

We’re doing it wrong.

by BrianL on Jun 10, 2008 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I'm pretty sure that half the AL has a worse than league average

DH…

http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Jun 10, 2008 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Let's see...

BAL: Aubrey Huff (.251/.322/.435)
BOS: David Ortiz (.252/.354/.486) [DL – Currently Manny]
NYY: Hideki Matsui (.323/.404/.459)
TB: Cliff Floyd (.250/329/.474)
TOR: Matt Stairs (.266/.337/.422)
CHW: Jim Thome (.222/.341/.459)
CLE: Travis Hafner (.217/.326/.350) [DL – Currently Choo…odd]
DET: Gary Sheffield (.213/.344/.331) [DL – Currently Larish…who?]
KC: Jose Guillen (.276/.301/.496)
MIN: Jason Kubel (.243/.300/.407)
LAA: Garret Anderson (.259/.293/.391)
OAK: Jack Cust (.249/.406/.465)
SEA: Jose Vidro (.215/.260/.323)
TEX: Milton Bradley (.338/.455/.638)

by SethGrandpa on Jun 10, 2008 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs