6/10: Open Game Thread, Part 2
Carlos Silva is very rapidly becoming my least favorite player on the team.
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I'll hate Silva for longer than I'll hate Washburn
by Graham on Jun 10, 2008 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But at least he's accountable for his actions, right?!
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 10, 2008 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This thread should be more about the game.
by Matthew on Jun 10, 2008 4:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey, Matthew. Does Wells's wrist look healed now?
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
by Llewdor on Jun 10, 2008 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I haven't watched this game so far.
But based on the game I saw yesterday, Vernon Wells is going to hit .000/.000/.000 the rest of the year.
by Matthew on Jun 10, 2008 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Posted again because I thought it was an interesting question.
Today’s Aflac trivia question:
Which of the following was the first U.S. based team to play in the Stanley Cup finals?
A. Seattle Metropolitans
B. Walla Walla Warriors
C. Portland Rosebuds
D. Spokane Chiefs
by thewyrm on Jun 10, 2008 4:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
A again
"Dragons" are actually dinosaurs hunted to extinction by man in the Middle Ages. Check your Chinese calendars people.
by Frosty Raptor on Jun 10, 2008 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seattle was the first US team to win it
by Robert on Jun 10, 2008 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh. Whoa.
"Dragons" are actually dinosaurs hunted to extinction by man in the Middle Ages. Check your Chinese calendars people.
by Frosty Raptor on Jun 10, 2008 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now I have a chance to do this right
Its Portland
by Robert on Jun 10, 2008 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Correct answer is C.
Evidently Seattle was the first US team to actually win it though. Interesting.
by thewyrm on Jun 10, 2008 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This thread was impossible to find.
What gives?
by JI on Jun 10, 2008 4:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm just saying that I've grown accustomed to links.
by JI on Jun 10, 2008 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
try patties
they’re the superior form of imbibing sausage
by Matthew on Jun 10, 2008 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
But with patties
you don’t get the satisying mouth-feel that a big meaty link provides.
the other angels fan
by Eyebrows on Jun 10, 2008 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, how are you supposed to pretend you're sucking a penis with a patty?
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 10, 2008 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
breakfast sausage links are like su--you know what? nevermind.
by Matthew on Jun 10, 2008 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I imagine you'll understand my golf joke in a few hours
Maybe a little longer
by Graham on Jun 10, 2008 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I GOT IT I GOT IT
MARINERS WIN THE PENNANT
by JI on Jun 10, 2008 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah? Decter THIS!
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by Llewdor on Jun 10, 2008 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hahaha
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 10, 2008 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Look, there are no tomatoes on my pizza
Fuck this shit
by marinator on Jun 10, 2008 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No tomatoes even up here in Alaska.
Seriously, can’t you lower 48’ers keep your fucking produce safe? You are starting to affect us up here too.
by thewyrm on Jun 10, 2008 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just imagine how much it sucks in LA
No salsa on my street tacos FTL.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
by bluemax on Jun 10, 2008 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am now very happy that I stocked up on canned tomatoes last month.
by Matthew on Jun 10, 2008 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That is hilarious
Hilarious and probably illegal.
by marinator on Jun 10, 2008 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
FUCK YOU YOU LITTLE PIXIE FUCK
HOW IS THAT AIDS TREATING YOU?
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 10, 2008 4:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What's up everybody
First time poster, long time reader. This is kinda weird since I “know” all of y’all and none of you know me. Hahha
by atthehive on Jun 10, 2008 4:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh, but we do know you
We’ve been watching you
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 10, 2008 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just qualify big brother as part of a literature discussion
and you’re golden.
the other angels fan
by Eyebrows on Jun 10, 2008 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
God damn it Silva
Incapable of drawing bad contact
by OlSalty on Jun 10, 2008 4:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Not that he would've been out, but why does Richie crouching strangely to get that throw make it a great stop?
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 10, 2008 4:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I hate you Fatt Stairs
Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.
by PhilKenSebben on Jun 10, 2008 4:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Clever.
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 10, 2008 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How the fuck is Matt Stairs still a decent hitter?
by JI on Jun 10, 2008 4:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Silva only giving up one run?
Riiiiiight
by OlSalty on Jun 10, 2008 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's all we have, one hit!?
One God Damned hit!?
by thewyrm on Jun 10, 2008 4:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The Jays only have two.
the other angels fan
by Eyebrows on Jun 10, 2008 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's Dustin McGowan
Buster Olney’s dark horse candidate for the AL Cy Young Award. Woo.
"Dragons" are actually dinosaurs hunted to extinction by man in the Middle Ages. Check your Chinese calendars people.
by Frosty Raptor on Jun 10, 2008 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Better yet, it's the Mariners.
What do you expect?
by Coach Owens on Jun 10, 2008 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

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by BrettJMiller on Jun 10, 2008 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Excellent.
I’ll have time to do some other work after the game, then catch Deadliest Catch.
Fun Fact: Thom Beers, executive producer of Deadliest Catch was also one of the producers of Captain Planet.
by BrianL on Jun 10, 2008 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Deadliest catch is unwatchable without video on demand and here is why:
Five minutes of show. Three minutes of what is coming up on the show when the show returns. 15 minutes of commercials. 3 minutes of what you just saw. 5 minutes of show. 3 minutes of what you will see when the show returns from commercial. 15 minutes of commercials. Lather, Rinse, Repeat.
by thewyrm on Jun 10, 2008 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That does suck, but I still like the show.
What time is it on tonight? PST?
I like midgets more than I should.
by Thingray on Jun 10, 2008 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ice Road Truckers is my new favorite show
It also seems more dangerous
by marinator on Jun 10, 2008 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That seems like such a dumb concept.
I’ve driven ice roads. They’re not that treacherous.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
by Llewdor on Jun 10, 2008 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, they can be when you are hauling a lot of heavy cargo.
Not generally as bad as the show makes it to be. I had to take an ice road to work every day for two years.
by thewyrm on Jun 10, 2008 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I watched two episodes
It seemed that every fuckup came from someone who driving ~60 on the roads with posted limits of 25-30 mph.
by Matthew on Jun 10, 2008 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You guys know that the Discovery channel plays up the "danger" right?
‘cause no one would watch Mildest Catch. Except for maybe my Uncle Benny in Tennessee.
by thewyrm on Jun 10, 2008 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm aware of it.
But like you said, nobody is going to watch a show about accountants, or “Clean Jobs”.
I like midgets more than I should.
by Thingray on Jun 10, 2008 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ever track a natural disaster live as it's happening
and hope that it gets worse?
by marinator on Jun 10, 2008 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 10, 2008 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How was that a natural disaster?
That is a massive failure
by marinator on Jun 10, 2008 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Right, they missed Yankee Stadium
Complete fuckup there
by Graham on Jun 10, 2008 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was disappointed that Hurricane Rita couldnt finish the job
by Robert on Jun 10, 2008 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Notice how the power rangers had to upgrade once Zed took over for Rita
by Robert on Jun 10, 2008 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah but the putties became lame dumbass things that were too easy to kill
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 10, 2008 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The should never have used retards to front their army.
by JI on Jun 10, 2008 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Goldar needed a more prominent role
and he got his wings back when Zedd took over!
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 10, 2008 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
All those battles with evil
and the yellow ranger died because she forgot to wear her seatbelt.
by JI on Jun 10, 2008 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And the Green Ranger became retarded because he had to become the white ranger.
The Green Ranger was so much better.
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 10, 2008 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I concur
I miss the dragonzord
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 10, 2008 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're so right.
Fuck the white ranger. The Green Ranger was awesome.
by BrianL on Jun 10, 2008 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Admit it, you got the Dragon Dagger for Christmas too, didn't you?
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 10, 2008 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Green Ranger had an edge
The White Ranger looked like a Vegas lounge singer
by ningwers on Jun 10, 2008 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And he had that stupid saber...Saba or whatever
Although the Tor/Tigerzord/Megazord uberzord was pretty awesome
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by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 10, 2008 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The best one was the original Megazord
With the Dragonzord over its shoulders inside Titanus with a sword in one hand and mastadon head in the other.
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 10, 2008 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
fair enough
The first and second zord iterations were the best. Never cared much for Ninja or Shogun, and stopped watching at the end of Zeo
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by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 10, 2008 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ninja was pretty badass. But after they finished that I was done with the series.
I didn’t even have time to buy the Ninja Zord toys and they’d already moved on….I slowly waned off the Power Rangers shortly after the end of the Ninja rangers.
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 10, 2008 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Ninja/Shogun transition was really random
It was pretty clearly geared to sell more merchandise in retrospect
Same with the whole Pink Ranger saga going on then
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by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 10, 2008 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You do realize
that you’re debating quite possibly the most formulaic children’s television show of all time.
Its been on for like 40 years and every season has the same formula.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
by bluemax on Jun 10, 2008 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah it's hard to believe I loved that show for so many years
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 10, 2008 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The show jumped the shark once they changed zords.
by JI on Jun 10, 2008 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They change zords every season
Only in America did they try to prolong the same cast/zords past one season. In Japan its a one shot deal.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
by bluemax on Jun 10, 2008 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
also that's why the green ranger was so cool
he broke the formula constantly
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 10, 2008 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was still hella legit.
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 10, 2008 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Somehow his shield hard in the battle scenes
but gold and floppy in the command center scenes.
by JI on Jun 10, 2008 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wanted that shield.
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 10, 2008 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope you're going with the literal translation of what JI said
by ningwers on Jun 10, 2008 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Would it be anything else?
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 10, 2008 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The red ranger has sticky fingers
ask him:

by JI on Jun 10, 2008 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WHY IS HE WEARING THE SHIELD
I CAN’T REMEMBER
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by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 10, 2008 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That episode was awesome.
I remember he got the shield just because the Green Ranger touched his chest and said “Here take my shield!” After that I got the genius idea to take the shield off my green flip-head ranger toy and put it on the Red Ranger.
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 10, 2008 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
am I the only one who just realized the black ranger
was the only black dude?
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 10, 2008 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
also the blue ranger was the best
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 10, 2008 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think Green was my favorite.
But I liked the Red too…coolest helmets and zords.
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 10, 2008 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 10, 2008 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
the asian wore yellow
and then they realized the fucked up, so they fired the actors and flipped it so the black chick wore yellow, and the asian guy wore black.
What a racist show.
by JI on Jun 10, 2008 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is that why they changed the Rangers?
I figured they just got tired of filming the Power Rangers.
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 10, 2008 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No
After a couple of seasons they decided it was too hard to try and maintain the same cast when the source material was designed around having a new cast/story each season. I think after the third season they decided to just follow the format of the Japanese show.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
by bluemax on Jun 10, 2008 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I read they left because they weren't getting paid shit
and Fox had to splice together stock footage of the actors until replacements were found.
by JI on Jun 10, 2008 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
and the red ranger was replaced :(
Jason Zack and Trini became Rocky, Adam, and Aisha
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 10, 2008 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rocky sucked
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 10, 2008 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also, the reason the yellow ranger didn't wear a skirt
Was because in Japan under the mask the yellow ranger was a dude.
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 10, 2008 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, Rita did wipe my Grandfather's city from the face of the earth.
That wasn’t good enough for you? What more do you need, dead kittens?
by thewyrm on Jun 10, 2008 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The kittens didn't die right away
They had to starve to death weeks later.
Very inefficient.
by OlSalty on Jun 10, 2008 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like that show too.
Although I think in a way all of those shows are just soap operas for men. Most people don’t watch then for any reason other than they want to live vicariously through someone else.
I like midgets more than I should.
by Thingray on Jun 10, 2008 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do people actually care about bobbleheads?
They are so stupid and pointless. Then again I collect comics so I guess I shouldn’t make fun.
by thewyrm on Jun 10, 2008 4:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I had a girlfriend I used to call bobblehead
For various reasons
by marinator on Jun 10, 2008 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ZOMG Pink Flamingos!
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
by Llewdor on Jun 10, 2008 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You all know why stop being jerks
Stop making fun of my life!
Hits self repeatedly in head and runs away
by marinator on Jun 10, 2008 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What else is he going to do in Toronto?
Sit around and grow whiter?
by Matthew on Jun 10, 2008 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Will that be a rule in the JI/Robert regime?
by Coach Owens on Jun 10, 2008 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't see why you care about a JI/Robert regime
They’d just ban you
by Graham on Jun 10, 2008 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How in the world can a genetic defect be a rule
by Robert on Jun 10, 2008 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How is sitting around a genetic defect?
by Coach Owens on Jun 10, 2008 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Somehow I missed back to back homers by Pujols and Ankiel
god damn you Coach.
by JI on Jun 10, 2008 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I will continue to flag you for the reason of "Coach Owens" until you stop being bad at the internet.
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 10, 2008 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bahaha that's going to make this impossible to load
by Graham on Jun 10, 2008 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, some of us are at work and don't have a choice.
I like midgets more than I should.
by Thingray on Jun 10, 2008 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't blame me.
You weren’t very clear. You just said “I did that once” to “sit around and grow whiter”.
by Coach Owens on Jun 10, 2008 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

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by BrettJMiller on Jun 10, 2008 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's one thing to be a moron
it’s quite another troll.
by JI on Jun 10, 2008 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's funny how you're calling me a moron when you're the one who has a typo in nearly every post.
by Coach Owens on Jun 10, 2008 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

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by BrettJMiller on Jun 10, 2008 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're a fucking douchebag and moron.
Knock it the fuck off.
by JI on Jun 10, 2008 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I NEVER DID ANYTHING WRONG IN THE FIRST PLACE!
YOU’RE THE ONES WHO START EVERYTHING!
by Coach Owens on Jun 10, 2008 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Why don't you just hold your breath until we all decide to love you.
by JI on Jun 10, 2008 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 10, 2008 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
!
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Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 10, 2008 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If only it were permanent.
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 10, 2008 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
AT LEAST THEY DON'T TYPE IN ALL CAPS
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by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 10, 2008 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You can't blame us
None of us are mentally unstable enough to be your father.
by Graham on Jun 10, 2008 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
eh hm
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by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 10, 2008 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He makes typos, you're a moron.
I don’t see why this is so hard for you to understand.
by Graham on Jun 10, 2008 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Coach and friends?
You have friends?
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 10, 2008 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
and I've been gone too long
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 10, 2008 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
so I see
Coach- only a moron would make that his or her sig
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 10, 2008 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ah
well that’s certainly disheartening
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 10, 2008 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes we know he needs to take a shower.
by BrianL on Jun 10, 2008 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Of course.
I would definitely take Cy Young in place of Silva.
by Coach Owens on Jun 10, 2008 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
seriously, Manny hit 500 over a week ago
take down the damn commercial.
by MFAN on Jun 10, 2008 5:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
...RA Dickey is today's Banner Bank Building Towards the Future candidate?
by BrianL on Jun 10, 2008 5:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well he was a first round draft pick.
by Coach Owens on Jun 10, 2008 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's only 33
got at least 10 seasons left in the tank
by atthehive on Jun 10, 2008 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

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by BrettJMiller on Jun 10, 2008 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm unsure why this warrents a "Stop posting" pic.
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 10, 2008 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Quite a young talent
Perhaps he is reborn?
by vkut79 on Jun 10, 2008 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ah geez Edith.....
I like midgets more than I should.
by Thingray on Jun 10, 2008 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
FUNK BLAST!!!
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 10, 2008 5:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
by Matthew on Jun 10, 2008 5:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That is a shockingly similar amount of E's to LFoJL's post. Did you plagarize?
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 10, 2008 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mine's posted ahead of his, at least on my screen, so since I cannot travel through time as far as y'all know, no that isn't plagarized.
by Matthew on Jun 10, 2008 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We really need the second tag back on the timestamps
by Matthew on Jun 10, 2008 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Vote Matthew/Jeff/Graham
and we will return the second timestamp!
by Matthew on Jun 10, 2008 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So will we.
But we will also post rec leaderboards.
by JI on Jun 10, 2008 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Apparently so.
I like midgets more than I should.
by Thingray on Jun 10, 2008 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The guy everyone says doesn't have enough power to be a regular player.
FUNK. BLAST.
I like midgets more than I should.
by Thingray on Jun 10, 2008 5:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He's confused Canada and California again.
by Graham on Jun 10, 2008 5:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't mind.
I like midgets more than I should.
by Thingray on Jun 10, 2008 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Richie keeps the inning going"
So apparently it’s three outs if he K’s now.
by Crystal for DH on Jun 10, 2008 5:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Just because it didn't blow up in your face doesn't make it smart Mac.
I like midgets more than I should.
by Thingray on Jun 10, 2008 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Burke the hitter no less
Is there a worse hit/run combo on our team?
Wait… dont answer that…
by Boydo on Jun 10, 2008 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Come on McGowan, Canuck up
For Strasburg
"Dragons" are actually dinosaurs hunted to extinction by man in the Middle Ages. Check your Chinese calendars people.
by Frosty Raptor on Jun 10, 2008 5:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh! there you are Mariners.
I was wondering where you had gone.
by thewyrm on Jun 10, 2008 5:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I forgot that when you minimize the game
you need to turn the sound on if you want to follow
by Robert on Jun 10, 2008 5:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ichiro walks?
shocked face
Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.
by PhilKenSebben on Jun 10, 2008 5:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Do you think if we got a hand written petition with thousands of signatures
begging Mac to start Reed in left and move Raul to DH it would help at all?
by thewyrm on Jun 10, 2008 5:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
No
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 10, 2008 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe slightly
But this season doesn’t matter.
by vkut79 on Jun 10, 2008 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It does for Reed though.
Can’t we at least trade him somewhere where they will let him play? I feel sorry for the guy.
by thewyrm on Jun 10, 2008 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They would have traded him I'm sure if they could get value for them
They must have been unable to get good offers
by vkut79 on Jun 10, 2008 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
San Diego wanted him
but Bavasi is a piece of shit and probably wanted an insane asking price.
by MaJaGa on Jun 10, 2008 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ICHIRO HURTS THIS TEAM
BY PADDING HIS STATS WITH SELFISH WALKS
by Crystal for DH on Jun 10, 2008 5:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes, that's a great idea
banish Vidro from the country.
by JI on Jun 10, 2008 5:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So...the Mariners
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 10, 2008 5:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
2 on 2 out with Vidro up
Always comforting
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 10, 2008 5:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Can I please get a .gif of the Reed home run?
I am at work and fucking missed it! Help a brother out (literally)
by MaJaGa on Jun 10, 2008 5:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It'd be kind of funny if Snelling replaced Vidro
Sort of circular in a way.
"Dragons" are actually dinosaurs hunted to extinction by man in the Middle Ages. Check your Chinese calendars people.
by Frosty Raptor on Jun 10, 2008 5:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
only if we got Emiliano Fruto back
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 10, 2008 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
replace funny with unimaginably awesome.
by Matthew on Jun 10, 2008 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
On a scale on 1 to 10
How much better would this be than trading for Griffey
by Robert on Jun 10, 2008 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Odds of this happening?
I’m putting them at 0% and taking the under.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Jun 10, 2008 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I concur
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 10, 2008 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh God, don't get me started.
I like midgets more than I should.
by Thingray on Jun 10, 2008 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We should send Coach to the special olympics
by Graham on Jun 10, 2008 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't think he could even win that.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Jun 10, 2008 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
but everybody is a winner
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 10, 2008 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Corconcurred
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 10, 2008 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

"Dragons" are actually dinosaurs hunted to extinction by man in the Middle Ages. Check your Chinese calendars people.
by Frosty Raptor on Jun 10, 2008 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why is the text over his face
instead of his suit?
by JI on Jun 10, 2008 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Harder to see on his suit
And I like the idea of misspelled consistency on his forehead.
"Dragons" are actually dinosaurs hunted to extinction by man in the Middle Ages. Check your Chinese calendars people.
by Frosty Raptor on Jun 10, 2008 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
remember the thread that was 90% coach, marinator and butthol?
Hands down worse thread ever.
by Matthew on Jun 10, 2008 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
when was this?
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 10, 2008 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It got better as it went on
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 10, 2008 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
After the game was over
the thread kind of redeemed itself.
by BrianL on Jun 10, 2008 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah but part 1 of the thread was an unmitigated disaster
by OlSalty on Jun 10, 2008 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
as bad as the salmon hot pockets?
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 10, 2008 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Ronald McDonald gremlin thread was ok
until the butt rape jokes and the Jew killiing jokes, and the Ronald McDonald gremlin.
by JI on Jun 10, 2008 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is bullshit
I was hardly 2 percent of that thread
by marinator on Jun 10, 2008 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We're talking in terms of being irritating, not sheer volume
by Graham on Jun 10, 2008 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He is talking about volume
and I was trying to be boring and normal that day
by marinator on Jun 10, 2008 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know where you'd be normal?
On DOV
by Graham on Jun 10, 2008 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WILK BLAST!!
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Jun 10, 2008 5:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
BRAD WILKERSON
FUCK YEAH BITCH
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 10, 2008 5:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
YOU FUCKING SUCK SILVA
WILKERSON HOME RUN?! REALLY?
by OlSalty on Jun 10, 2008 5:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Is it wrong that that made me happy?
by SethGrandpa on Jun 10, 2008 5:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Really? I'm thinking it appropriately says fuck you to the front office in a way we can't.
The guy who sucks who we cut taking the guy who sucks far more who we’ve got for years deep? That’s just amusing.
by SethGrandpa on Jun 10, 2008 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
FUCK YOU SILVA
WILK HIT A HR????
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 10, 2008 5:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
go fuck yourself Silva
we need the Indian Jones pic that says “STOP PITCHING” for Silva
by MFAN on Jun 10, 2008 5:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
My dad thinks that if you laugh and think it's both hilarious and awesome that Wilk hit a HR you're not a true fan
What kind of fan is he?
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Jun 10, 2008 5:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
one who realizes that if we win 70 of the next 98 games we are playoff bound?
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 10, 2008 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I for one really want to be the first 100+ million $ payroll ballclub to lose a 100 games myself.
That would be such an epic fail.
by thewyrm on Jun 10, 2008 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
God Silva sucks
That was the ONLY pitch he could’ve hit out.
by Crystal for DH on Jun 10, 2008 5:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Anybody but Wilkerson come on
I just got here :(
by Edgar for Mayor on Jun 10, 2008 5:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Homer Bailey was supposed to not suck, right?
by JI on Jun 10, 2008 5:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Not at all. He sucked last year and smart money bet he would suck this year.
Million dollar arm, ten cent head, or so they say.
by esoteric on Jun 10, 2008 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HAY GUYS WHATZ GOING ON IN THIS THREAD?
Did Brad Wilkerson just homer off of Silva or are my situational irony sensors all out of whack?
by esoteric on Jun 10, 2008 5:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That's impossible and I hate when people say that. >:(
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Jun 10, 2008 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Anger leads to hate
hate leads to the dark side
by Boydo on Jun 10, 2008 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
SON OF A MOTHERFUCKING WHORE BITCH FUCKFACE
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 10, 2008 5:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Loafie's K'd 6 times in the last 2+ games.
by Matthew on Jun 10, 2008 5:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Why don't the realize he sucks nuts when he's not hitting #2?
by SethGrandpa on Jun 10, 2008 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You telling this to the guy who puts Jose Vidro is run producing possitions
by Edgar for Mayor on Jun 10, 2008 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Matthew puts Vidro is run scoring positions?
Write less clearly.
by Graham on Jun 10, 2008 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I knew that "That hardest ot strike out in the AL" thing
would even out
by Edgar for Mayor on Jun 10, 2008 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The day of the Ex-Ms... Norton had a 3 rum homer too
by Schuxu on Jun 10, 2008 5:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
3 rums?
Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.
by PhilKenSebben on Jun 10, 2008 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ouch
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 10, 2008 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
100% chacens of stranding the runner at 3B
by Edgar for Mayor on Jun 10, 2008 5:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
BTW, did anyone else stay up last night to listen/watch the Rays/Halos game?
It was so fucking sweet. So very, very fucking sweet. Like slowly sucking the sugary juices out of a ripe, plump pomegranate. Or girl.
by esoteric on Jun 10, 2008 5:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Why?
(I’m humor impaired tonight…did I actually say something wrong? Or is it that sex jokes are not allowed? If so, my bad.)
by esoteric on Jun 10, 2008 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm just worried about getting too explicit.
by Matthew on Jun 10, 2008 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes we are sworn enemies of Shelley Duncan.
Or is he a zombie?
by esoteric on Jun 10, 2008 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've never seen so much lightning in one place in my life
God, I hate the east coast
by ningwers on Jun 10, 2008 5:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What's wrong with lightning?
I love lightning storms, sometimes I go outside and hold up big metal rods for the experience.
by marinator on Jun 10, 2008 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If I was so terrible I'd be gone by now
I think I’m secretly liked.
by marinator on Jun 10, 2008 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm baiting to find a reason to get rid of you
This should be hilarious
by Graham on Jun 10, 2008 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
why the hell is Fatt Stairs still playing
Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.
by PhilKenSebben on Jun 10, 2008 5:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He's a good hitter?
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Jun 10, 2008 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
damn him
Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.
by PhilKenSebben on Jun 10, 2008 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
For the record I wrote that before he hit that double.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Jun 10, 2008 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
/me adds Fatt Stairs to the list of players i hate
Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.
by PhilKenSebben on Jun 10, 2008 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
List of players i hate
http://sebbenandsebben.net/blog/?p=19
Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.
by PhilKenSebben on Jun 10, 2008 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
THE record
Yesterday's Pants
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 10, 2008 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Great explosion out of his lower body"--Dave Sims on Matt Stairs
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Jun 10, 2008 5:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Your right its all about having 2 aces and three spot starters
by Edgar for Mayor on Jun 10, 2008 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm sorry I should have known
You learned me good.
by Edgar for Mayor on Jun 10, 2008 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Every time I check in on a Blue Jays game, they're playing another anonymous gritty white guy
Today it’s “Joe Inglett,” who as far as I’m concerned is a pseudonym for MacDonald
by esoteric on Jun 10, 2008 5:31 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Vernon Wells is an honorary white guy, I guess.
by esoteric on Jun 10, 2008 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Admit your failure and I shall absolve you.
Wishing lateness does not make it so, my son.
by esoteric on Jun 10, 2008 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Upon futher review:
What a load of crap. Fuck you SBN 2.0.
by JI on Jun 10, 2008 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Vernon Wells
is pretty freakin white
by 88fingerslukee on Jun 10, 2008 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Holy Crap
Vernon Wells comments
by 88fingerslukee on Jun 10, 2008 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Queue the circus music
Do do doodle doo
Fuck you Mariners. Fuck you in your stupid asses.
by thewyrm on Jun 10, 2008 5:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What a great idea to cutoff
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 10, 2008 5:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20080610&content_id=2882406&vkey=news_mlb&fext=.jsp&c_id=mlb
You have got to be kidding me. “A” ball? Why “A” ball? Thats Harsh
by Edgar for Mayor on Jun 10, 2008 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ZOMG RRS IS ACTUALLY WARMING IN THE PEN.
by esoteric on Jun 10, 2008 5:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You can tell Overbay grew up an M's fan
how else can you account for the double plays?
by thewyrm on Jun 10, 2008 5:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He could simply be auditioning for the M's
by ningwers on Jun 10, 2008 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'd take him
Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.
by PhilKenSebben on Jun 10, 2008 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Brenneman is ranting
but I have the Mariners game up louder so I can’t understand it.
by JI on Jun 10, 2008 5:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Go
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2008/6/10/549745/6-10-open-game-thread-part
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2008/6/10/549745/6-10-open-game-thread-part
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2008/6/10/549745/6-10-open-game-thread-part
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2008/6/10/549745/6-10-open-game-thread-part
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2008/6/10/549745/6-10-open-game-thread-part
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2008/6/10/549745/6-10-open-game-thread-part
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2008/6/10/549745/6-10-open-game-thread-part
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2008/6/10/549745/6-10-open-game-thread-part
by Jeff on Jun 10, 2008 5:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

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