6/10: Open Game Thread, Part 2
Carlos Silva is very rapidly becoming my least favorite player on the team.
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I'll hate Silva for longer than I'll hate Washburn
by Graham MacAree on Jun 10, 2008 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions
But at least he's accountable for his actions, right?!
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 10, 2008 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey, Matthew. Does Wells's wrist look healed now?
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
I haven't watched this game so far.
But based on the game I saw yesterday, Vernon Wells is going to hit .000/.000/.000 the rest of the year.
Posted again because I thought it was an interesting question.
Today’s Aflac trivia question:
Which of the following was the first U.S. based team to play in the Stanley Cup finals?
A. Seattle Metropolitans
B. Walla Walla Warriors
C. Portland Rosebuds
D. Spokane Chiefs
A again
"Dragons" are actually dinosaurs hunted to extinction by man in the Middle Ages. Check your Chinese calendars people.
by Frosty Raptor on Jun 10, 2008 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh. Whoa.
"Dragons" are actually dinosaurs hunted to extinction by man in the Middle Ages. Check your Chinese calendars people.
by Frosty Raptor on Jun 10, 2008 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Correct answer is C.
Evidently Seattle was the first US team to actually win it though. Interesting.
I'm just saying that I've grown accustomed to links.
by JI on Jun 10, 2008 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions
try patties
they’re the superior form of imbibing sausage
by Matthew on Jun 10, 2008 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
But with patties
you don’t get the satisying mouth-feel that a big meaty link provides.
the other angels fan
Yeah, how are you supposed to pretend you're sucking a penis with a patty?
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 10, 2008 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I imagine you'll understand my golf joke in a few hours
Maybe a little longer
by Graham MacAree on Jun 10, 2008 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Hahaha
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 10, 2008 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions
No tomatoes even up here in Alaska.
Seriously, can’t you lower 48’ers keep your fucking produce safe? You are starting to affect us up here too.
Just imagine how much it sucks in LA
No salsa on my street tacos FTL.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
FUCK YOU YOU LITTLE PIXIE FUCK
HOW IS THAT AIDS TREATING YOU?
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 10, 2008 4:46 PM PDT reply actions
What's up everybody
First time poster, long time reader. This is kinda weird since I “know” all of y’all and none of you know me. Hahha
Oh, but we do know you
We’ve been watching you
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 10, 2008 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions
God damn it Silva
Incapable of drawing bad contact
Not that he would've been out, but why does Richie crouching strangely to get that throw make it a great stop?
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Clever.
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 10, 2008 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions
It's Dustin McGowan
Buster Olney’s dark horse candidate for the AL Cy Young Award. Woo.
"Dragons" are actually dinosaurs hunted to extinction by man in the Middle Ages. Check your Chinese calendars people.
by Frosty Raptor on Jun 10, 2008 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions

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by BrettJMiller on Jun 10, 2008 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Excellent.
I’ll have time to do some other work after the game, then catch Deadliest Catch.
Fun Fact: Thom Beers, executive producer of Deadliest Catch was also one of the producers of Captain Planet.
Deadliest catch is unwatchable without video on demand and here is why:
Five minutes of show. Three minutes of what is coming up on the show when the show returns. 15 minutes of commercials. 3 minutes of what you just saw. 5 minutes of show. 3 minutes of what you will see when the show returns from commercial. 15 minutes of commercials. Lather, Rinse, Repeat.
That does suck, but I still like the show.
What time is it on tonight? PST?
I like midgets more than I should.
That seems like such a dumb concept.
I’ve driven ice roads. They’re not that treacherous.
I like using semi-colons; they make me feel smart.
Well, they can be when you are hauling a lot of heavy cargo.
Not generally as bad as the show makes it to be. I had to take an ice road to work every day for two years.
I watched two episodes
It seemed that every fuckup came from someone who driving ~60 on the roads with posted limits of 25-30 mph.
You guys know that the Discovery channel plays up the "danger" right?
‘cause no one would watch Mildest Catch. Except for maybe my Uncle Benny in Tennessee.
I'm aware of it.
But like you said, nobody is going to watch a show about accountants, or “Clean Jobs”.
I like midgets more than I should.
Ever track a natural disaster live as it's happening
and hope that it gets worse?
by marinator on Jun 10, 2008 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 10, 2008 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Right, they missed Yankee Stadium
Complete fuckup there
by Graham MacAree on Jun 10, 2008 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah but the putties became lame dumbass things that were too easy to kill
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The should never have used retards to front their army.
by JI on Jun 10, 2008 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Goldar needed a more prominent role
and he got his wings back when Zedd took over!
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
All those battles with evil
and the yellow ranger died because she forgot to wear her seatbelt.
by JI on Jun 10, 2008 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions
And the Green Ranger became retarded because he had to become the white ranger.
The Green Ranger was so much better.
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 10, 2008 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions
You're so right.
Fuck the white ranger. The Green Ranger was awesome.
Admit it, you got the Dragon Dagger for Christmas too, didn't you?
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 10, 2008 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions
And he had that stupid saber...Saba or whatever
Although the Tor/Tigerzord/Megazord uberzord was pretty awesome
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
The best one was the original Megazord
With the Dragonzord over its shoulders inside Titanus with a sword in one hand and mastadon head in the other.
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 10, 2008 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions
fair enough
The first and second zord iterations were the best. Never cared much for Ninja or Shogun, and stopped watching at the end of Zeo
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
Ninja was pretty badass. But after they finished that I was done with the series.
I didn’t even have time to buy the Ninja Zord toys and they’d already moved on….I slowly waned off the Power Rangers shortly after the end of the Ninja rangers.
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 10, 2008 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions
The Ninja/Shogun transition was really random
It was pretty clearly geared to sell more merchandise in retrospect
Same with the whole Pink Ranger saga going on then
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
You do realize
that you’re debating quite possibly the most formulaic children’s television show of all time.
Its been on for like 40 years and every season has the same formula.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
The show jumped the shark once they changed zords.
by JI on Jun 10, 2008 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions
They change zords every season
Only in America did they try to prolong the same cast/zords past one season. In Japan its a one shot deal.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
also that's why the green ranger was so cool
he broke the formula constantly
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
It was still hella legit.
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 10, 2008 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Somehow his shield hard in the battle scenes
but gold and floppy in the command center scenes.
by JI on Jun 10, 2008 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I wanted that shield.
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 10, 2008 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Would it be anything else?
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 10, 2008 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions
That episode was awesome.
I remember he got the shield just because the Green Ranger touched his chest and said “Here take my shield!” After that I got the genius idea to take the shield off my green flip-head ranger toy and put it on the Red Ranger.
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 10, 2008 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions
am I the only one who just realized the black ranger
was the only black dude?
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
I think Green was my favorite.
But I liked the Red too…coolest helmets and zords.
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 10, 2008 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 10, 2008 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions
the asian wore yellow
and then they realized the fucked up, so they fired the actors and flipped it so the black chick wore yellow, and the asian guy wore black.
What a racist show.
by JI on Jun 10, 2008 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Is that why they changed the Rangers?
I figured they just got tired of filming the Power Rangers.
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 10, 2008 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions
No
After a couple of seasons they decided it was too hard to try and maintain the same cast when the source material was designed around having a new cast/story each season. I think after the third season they decided to just follow the format of the Japanese show.
The poster formerly known as Matt.
I read they left because they weren't getting paid shit
and Fox had to splice together stock footage of the actors until replacements were found.
by JI on Jun 10, 2008 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions
and the red ranger was replaced :(
Jason Zack and Trini became Rocky, Adam, and Aisha
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
Rocky sucked
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 10, 2008 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Also, the reason the yellow ranger didn't wear a skirt
Was because in Japan under the mask the yellow ranger was a dude.
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 10, 2008 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, Rita did wipe my Grandfather's city from the face of the earth.
That wasn’t good enough for you? What more do you need, dead kittens?
The kittens didn't die right away
They had to starve to death weeks later.
Very inefficient.
I like that show too.
Although I think in a way all of those shows are just soap operas for men. Most people don’t watch then for any reason other than they want to live vicariously through someone else.
I like midgets more than I should.
Do people actually care about bobbleheads?
They are so stupid and pointless. Then again I collect comics so I guess I shouldn’t make fun.
You all know why stop being jerks
Stop making fun of my life!
Hits self repeatedly in head and runs away
What else is he going to do in Toronto?
Sit around and grow whiter?
I don't see why you care about a JI/Robert regime
They’d just ban you
by Graham MacAree on Jun 10, 2008 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Somehow I missed back to back homers by Pujols and Ankiel
god damn you Coach.
by JI on Jun 10, 2008 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I will continue to flag you for the reason of "Coach Owens" until you stop being bad at the internet.
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 10, 2008 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Bahaha that's going to make this impossible to load
by Graham MacAree on Jun 10, 2008 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't blame me.
You weren’t very clear. You just said “I did that once” to “sit around and grow whiter”.

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by BrettJMiller on Jun 10, 2008 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions

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by BrettJMiller on Jun 10, 2008 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions
It's one thing to be a moron
it’s quite another troll.
by JI on Jun 10, 2008 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions

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by BrettJMiller on Jun 10, 2008 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions
You're a fucking douchebag and moron.
Knock it the fuck off.
by JI on Jun 10, 2008 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I NEVER DID ANYTHING WRONG IN THE FIRST PLACE!
YOU’RE THE ONES WHO START EVERYTHING!
by Coach Owens on Jun 10, 2008 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Why don't you just hold your breath until we all decide to love you.
by JI on Jun 10, 2008 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Rec'd
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 10, 2008 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions
If only it were permanent.
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 10, 2008 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions
You can't blame us
None of us are mentally unstable enough to be your father.
by Graham MacAree on Jun 10, 2008 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions
He makes typos, you're a moron.
I don’t see why this is so hard for you to understand.
by Graham MacAree on Jun 10, 2008 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions

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by BrettJMiller on Jun 10, 2008 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions

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by BrettJMiller on Jun 10, 2008 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Ah geez Edith.....
I like midgets more than I should.
That is a shockingly similar amount of E's to LFoJL's post. Did you plagarize?
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 10, 2008 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Vote Matthew/Jeff/Graham
and we will return the second timestamp!
So will we.
But we will also post rec leaderboards.
by JI on Jun 10, 2008 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions
The guy everyone says doesn't have enough power to be a regular player.
FUNK. BLAST.
I like midgets more than I should.
Just because it didn't blow up in your face doesn't make it smart Mac.
I like midgets more than I should.
Burke the hitter no less
Is there a worse hit/run combo on our team?
Wait… dont answer that…
Come on McGowan, Canuck up
For Strasburg
"Dragons" are actually dinosaurs hunted to extinction by man in the Middle Ages. Check your Chinese calendars people.
Do you think if we got a hand written petition with thousands of signatures
begging Mac to start Reed in left and move Raul to DH it would help at all?
No
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 10, 2008 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe slightly
But this season doesn’t matter.
It does for Reed though.
Can’t we at least trade him somewhere where they will let him play? I feel sorry for the guy.
They would have traded him I'm sure if they could get value for them
They must have been unable to get good offers
2 on 2 out with Vidro up
Always comforting
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 10, 2008 5:12 PM PDT reply actions
Can I please get a .gif of the Reed home run?
I am at work and fucking missed it! Help a brother out (literally)
It'd be kind of funny if Snelling replaced Vidro
Sort of circular in a way.
"Dragons" are actually dinosaurs hunted to extinction by man in the Middle Ages. Check your Chinese calendars people.
Odds of this happening?
I’m putting them at 0% and taking the under.
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 10, 2008 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh God, don't get me started.
I like midgets more than I should.
We should send Coach to the special olympics
by Graham MacAree on Jun 10, 2008 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't think he could even win that.
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 10, 2008 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions

"Dragons" are actually dinosaurs hunted to extinction by man in the Middle Ages. Check your Chinese calendars people.
by Frosty Raptor on Jun 10, 2008 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Why is the text over his face
instead of his suit?
by JI on Jun 10, 2008 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Harder to see on his suit
And I like the idea of misspelled consistency on his forehead.
"Dragons" are actually dinosaurs hunted to extinction by man in the Middle Ages. Check your Chinese calendars people.
by Frosty Raptor on Jun 10, 2008 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions
remember the thread that was 90% coach, marinator and butthol?
Hands down worse thread ever.
After the game was over
the thread kind of redeemed itself.
The Ronald McDonald gremlin thread was ok
until the butt rape jokes and the Jew killiing jokes, and the Ronald McDonald gremlin.
by JI on Jun 10, 2008 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions
We're talking in terms of being irritating, not sheer volume
by Graham MacAree on Jun 10, 2008 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions
YOU FUCKING SUCK SILVA
WILKERSON HOME RUN?! REALLY?
Really? I'm thinking it appropriately says fuck you to the front office in a way we can't.
The guy who sucks who we cut taking the guy who sucks far more who we’ve got for years deep? That’s just amusing.
FUCK YOU SILVA
WILK HIT A HR????
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 10, 2008 5:16 PM PDT reply actions
My dad thinks that if you laugh and think it's both hilarious and awesome that Wilk hit a HR you're not a true fan
What kind of fan is he?
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one who realizes that if we win 70 of the next 98 games we are playoff bound?
Determined, Jonesing Commentor
I for one really want to be the first 100+ million $ payroll ballclub to lose a 100 games myself.
That would be such an epic fail.
Anybody but Wilkerson come on
I just got here :(
by Edgar for Mayor on Jun 10, 2008 5:20 PM PDT reply actions
Not at all. He sucked last year and smart money bet he would suck this year.
Million dollar arm, ten cent head, or so they say.
HAY GUYS WHATZ GOING ON IN THIS THREAD?
Did Brad Wilkerson just homer off of Silva or are my situational irony sensors all out of whack?
That's impossible and I hate when people say that. >:(
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 10, 2008 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Anger leads to hate
hate leads to the dark side
SON OF A MOTHERFUCKING WHORE BITCH FUCKFACE
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 10, 2008 5:22 PM PDT reply actions
3 rums?
Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.
by PhilKenSebben on Jun 10, 2008 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions
100% chacens of stranding the runner at 3B
by Edgar for Mayor on Jun 10, 2008 5:26 PM PDT reply actions
BTW, did anyone else stay up last night to listen/watch the Rays/Halos game?
It was so fucking sweet. So very, very fucking sweet. Like slowly sucking the sugary juices out of a ripe, plump pomegranate. Or girl.
Why?
(I’m humor impaired tonight…did I actually say something wrong? Or is it that sex jokes are not allowed? If so, my bad.)
What's wrong with lightning?
I love lightning storms, sometimes I go outside and hold up big metal rods for the experience.
I'm baiting to find a reason to get rid of you
This should be hilarious
by Graham MacAree on Jun 10, 2008 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions
He's a good hitter?
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 10, 2008 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions
damn him
Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.
by PhilKenSebben on Jun 10, 2008 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions
For the record I wrote that before he hit that double.
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 10, 2008 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions
/me adds Fatt Stairs to the list of players i hate
Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.
by PhilKenSebben on Jun 10, 2008 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions
List of players i hate
http://sebbenandsebben.net/blog/?p=19
Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.
by PhilKenSebben on Jun 10, 2008 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions
THE record
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by BrettJMiller on Jun 10, 2008 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions
"Great explosion out of his lower body"--Dave Sims on Matt Stairs
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Every time I check in on a Blue Jays game, they're playing another anonymous gritty white guy
Today it’s “Joe Inglett,” who as far as I’m concerned is a pseudonym for MacDonald
Upon futher review:
What a load of crap. Fuck you SBN 2.0.
by JI on Jun 10, 2008 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions
http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20080610&content_id=2882406&vkey=news_mlb&fext=.jsp&c_id=mlb
You have got to be kidding me. “A” ball? Why “A” ball? Thats Harsh
by Edgar for Mayor on Jun 10, 2008 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions
i'd take him
Shave and a haircut two ti- hey hold on.
by PhilKenSebben on Jun 10, 2008 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions
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