6/1: Open Game Thread
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 1, 2008 12:16 PM PDT
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Between 2003 and 2007, Bonderman was a textbook example of a huge idiot, routinely running ERAs higher than his solid peripherals because he just didn't understand certain parts of his job. Now he actually sucks and yet he's posting the second-best ERA of his career. The lesson here is that people don't make their own luck. Luck does whatever the hell it wants to whomever the hell it wants, and none of us humans have a say. Get used to it. It can be both a wonderful gift and a wonderful excuse.
You know who could use some good luck? Miguel Batista. Because Miguel Batista is bad.
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I find it comical that Batista has the better K:BB ratio in this matchup
I doubt we’ll see that much more this year.
Not by much; they're almost identical
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 1, 2008 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I used a semicolon incorrectly
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 1, 2008 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Carlos Guillen is starting in LF?
Wow, he may actually have less range than Raul. Pull the goddamn ball!
Rays tied
Sonnanstine not that good
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 1, 2008 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes he is.
Do not get confused by hits and runs allowed.
Also, Jay Bruce is pretty good.
I meant just for this start
3 Ks in 5.2 innings and it looks like a bunch of the hits he gave up were line drives
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 1, 2008 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions
It was just a question
In a not yet-lively Game thread, I wanted to know who else here likes Morrissey because I’m listening to a really really good song by him.
I hope we see a pattern of recognizing sunk costs. i.e. batista/washburn
I fucking hate you Mariners
McLaren's decision boils down to...
A tall guy who strikes out a lot, is a stump at first base, and gets booed…
A short guy who can run but can’t put the ball in play…
Or WFB. It’s not easy being squinty.
Jason Ellison, your Seattle Mariners legacy will not be forgotten.
Or, you know, move Raul there and get him the fuck out of the field
I'd appreciate to not be compared to Coach.
Where would Raul cost us more runs?
1B or left field?
No I don't think so
Raul himself said he figured that he’d be the DH at some point this season, did he not?
I've already come to terms with Raul in left for eternity.
This allows me to enjoy our many Raul gifs to the fullest.
Again, I don't mind Cairo.
I think he does take a little more heat than he deserves. I explained myself yesterday I think.
I'd appreciate to not be compared to Coach.
Cairo is not good.
He should not be on an ML roster. End of story.
This needs to be shared
http://youtube.com/watch?v=YQjlcCnIEwg
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
If you've seen my ex, no, not really.
I’d rather eviscerate myself with a bottlecap.
Someone say something witty.
Howl's also should have at least been nominated for best soundtrack
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 1, 2008 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't remember the music in that movie sticking out, other than the obvious song
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 1, 2008 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions
It was all this great lo-fi music
I mean, the typical indie film score. But it was really really nice.
If you listen to Daniel Johnston at all, it was something like a little higher quality stuff by him.
I'd appreciate to not be compared to Coach.
I'd agree mostly except I enjoyed the Clerks soundtrack
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 1, 2008 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions
It's a pretty weird but nice film
All filmed in Portland and area. They’re these two guys on this road trip to like a hot springs. Stars Will Oldham (Bonnie Prince Billy) himself.
I'd appreciate to not be compared to Coach.
Most Indie music is the same as modern pop/rock crap.
The same old chord progressions, the same tired lyrics, the same used themes.
Only difference is the mainstream musicians make money off that crap.
No, but you cited all the ingredients of Punk rock.
While speaking of the banner of Indie rock.
I'd appreciate to not be compared to Coach.
I cited all the ingredients of lousy music
which indie rock happens to fit under.
I'm trying to fucking prove you wrong here
But fucking Youtube won’t fucking connect!
I'd appreciate to not be compared to Coach.
This crap is no different than mainstream garbage.
I’ve got a dozen Billy Joel albums I’d rather listen to.
Seriously Brian
You gotta love that song I sent you. That’s a truly cute song.
I'd appreciate to not be compared to Coach.
Do you actually remember the soundtrack?
Or are you just saying that because you think I’m dumb.
I'd appreciate to not be compared to Coach.
I said I THINK THAT'S DUMB
Not “I think you’re dumb”.
Yes I remember that soundtrack and I do not find anything particularly special about it.
I was shying away from the possibility of rickroll
So I waited for someone to reply. I’ve seen all those cartoon character Get Lows. Fun shit.
Have you seen Spongebob +Soulja Boy?
I'd appreciate to not be compared to Coach.
I haven't.
I did see the Teletubbies one, but I can’t recall what song.
"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena
by R.J. Anderson on Jun 1, 2008 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions
The Spongebob one's pretty badly done
I mean it’s basically spongebob clips where his lips move in the ballpark of what the song is saying.
I'd appreciate to not be compared to Coach.
Then why mention it?
I fucking hate you Mariners
God doesn't want to be responsible for this game
Carlos Guillen in LF, Cairo at 1B, Batista starting…. leave God out of it.
That episode wasn't funny.
Family Guy hasn’t been funny since season three.
Well I'll rephrase, because you're right.
Family guy was at it’s peak in Season 3. Season 4 was pretty good, but Season 5 marked a serious decline in the quality.
Mine won't load at all
I would say it’s my connection, but I can load other pages and talk on here simultaneously.
I'd appreciate to not be compared to Coach.
Is it a shock that I've never actually seen that?
Yet I still crack jokes about it to friends in science class?
I'd appreciate to not be compared to Coach.
We just had to do a project last class
Where we had me, and two other girls at my table like float a balloon over whatever on a string, and there was a cup beneath it. Was supposed to exemplify Newton’s third law of motion or something.
Thus, the two girls one cup joke.
I'd appreciate to not be compared to Coach.
That stadium is surprisingly full today
Is it actually rising…?
I'd appreciate to not be compared to Coach.
It's little league day or something
A bunch of half pint annoying kids in the stands today. Glad I’m not there.
I hope I'm not alone when I say
Miguel Batista’s pants make him look seriously dorky.
I'd appreciate to not be compared to Coach.
Okay okay maybe that one was, just a tad
But I think I’ve been a better net worth on posts throughout this game thread.
I'd appreciate to not be compared to Coach.
If Brian and I can't agree on music,
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=MEv453-Shlw
I'd appreciate to not be compared to Coach.
And 2nd and 3rd and 4th and 5th and 6th until Mac realizes he has some goggles in the pen.
I'd appreciate to not be compared to Coach.
we have Cairo
we just have been dominating teams the last few games so we don’t have to do that stuff
Great thanks for letting us know
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 1, 2008 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions
What did we do?
Seriously. We just wanna be accepted here. Because you guys are older and cooler than us.
I'd appreciate to not be compared to Coach.
We like good music and shows
Did you see my Festivus comment earlier?
I'd appreciate to not be compared to Coach.
Without doing any science
Average-——>Bad
(young)__(not so young)
did that show up on yr screen right?
by JI on Jun 1, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I just realized
No ball hit to right center, in this game, will EVER drop.
I'd appreciate to not be compared to Coach.
So any idea of when this team might actually be worth watching?
Not like I’ll be able to drag myself away or anything. But it is a lot more exciting when theres something to play for. ((Nice catch by Ichiro!)
When this lineup plays again, with a lil bit of Wlad on the side.
I'd appreciate to not be compared to Coach.
Depends on your definition of
“worth watching.” Under my definition, which is basically not being one of the worst teams in baseball…potentially as soon as next year.
Just an illusion.
All we need in the field are some gloves on a stick and we’re fine.
Pop tarts done yet?
I fucking hate you Mariners
But a terrible May for Raul
Means an incredible June. And a subsequent terrible July. And so on.
I'd appreciate to not be compared to Coach.
Yup..give him a day off damnit
I fucking hate you Mariners
BELTRE IS THE SHIT
I fucking hate you Mariners
Another meaningless solo shot.
He’s not clutch at all.
Seriously?
I need to stop trusting that mine showed up first everywhere else.
I'd appreciate to not be compared to Coach.
What is your problem?
I fucking hate you Mariners
I don't like that it's not acceptable for me to possibly like Cairo.
I'd appreciate to not be compared to Coach.
Like wasn't the word, sorry
Put up with and not criticize. I think he does his job.
I'd appreciate to not be compared to Coach.
He didn't fucking do anything
Stop posting every 20 seconds when something pops into your head. It’s getting pretty annoying.
I fucking hate you Mariners
All you need to do is ask me.
Trust me, I know these guys better than I know myself.
"Hole in one, eh?"
Yes ask Coach
That will solve your problems
by marinator on Jun 1, 2008 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I think him and I are too much alike
So I’ll contradict my sig.
I'd appreciate to not be compared to Coach.
You are too much alike
Stop posting so much unless you have something worthwhile to contribute
You could eat diaper rash baby
He’s already been fileted for you
LMAO!
Rizz was doing his pedo segment, and he asks the kid what he thinks of Carlos Silva.
“Umm….he’s a…..good….pitcher”
And just now Batista is struggling and the kid randomly says into the mic
“He’s broken”
Awesome.
See...this post is retarded...don't do it.
I fucking hate you Mariners
Okay, thanks for telling me what is.
But could you not say retarded?
I'd appreciate to not be compared to Coach.
*stupid
Here is something that should help you out.
When you are going to post something…hit ‘preview’ and wait 20 seconds. Think: Will this post make me look stupid?
Then 90% of the time, hit ‘cancel’
I fucking hate you Mariners
Okay. Thanks for tip and stuff
I guess I’m too eager to put my input out there.
I'd appreciate to not be compared to Coach.
Why can't he say retarded?
Is your sister retarded?
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 1, 2008 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions
OMG PLEASE DON'T SAY THAT
MY BEST FRIEND DIED OF RETARDATION
I fucking hate you Mariners
I already have one butthole, thanks.
"Hole in one, eh?"
by Coach Owens on Jun 1, 2008 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I had an entire dream about a Dodge Challenger last night
I also have an urge to buy one.
Damn you, background ads!
We're the ones left out of the underground good posters game thread that they mentioned earlier.
I'd appreciate to not be compared to Coach.
There's not going to be a second game thread today.
Make the most of this one.
Actually.
If I wasn’t worried about the suck spreading to other threads, I’d just close the comments on this one too, but I’ll settle for quarantining the problem.
It's a good call.
We just need the ban hammers around to keep the kids in check. The problem is getting worse.
I fucking hate you Mariners
I'll be better from now on
Because I know I’m getting on too many nerves.
I promise.
I'd appreciate to not be compared to Coach.
This one isn't off to a good start at all either
I think it’s time to get mean
See my above comment about waiting 20 seconds
And then hitting the ‘cancel’ button
I fucking hate you Mariners
Like 3 for his last 36...you still suck right now Raul
I fucking hate you Mariners
Yeah..I only went 10 games back...so I'm sure it was worse.
I fucking hate you Mariners
Does KA have like 6 warning track shots in the past 3 games?
3 of which homers?
I'd appreciate to not be compared to Coach.
At lease you're recognizing it...now recognize it sooner before you hit 'post'
I fucking hate you Mariners
That post was related to the game though...
Isn’t that okay?
I'd appreciate to not be compared to Coach.
All butthol all the time
You can take full responsibility for this game thread because I think if you count the number of posts half of them are yours.
Do they?
I thought they were mostly amused by his hats and his “well-stroked” phrase.
We seem to like him.
Every non LL M’s fan I’ve talked to despise him
And this subthread has come full circle
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 1, 2008 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I changed my sig so I'm ever reminded of how fucking annoying I am.
Chronic Poster Extraordinaire. Not a good thing.
That just makes it even more annoying....
Just stop posting so much. Nobody cares about 99% of the stuff you’re talking about and it’s sucking the life out of the game threads
Just some ideas
I’m neutral on him personally.
So Beltre might break 30 HR this year
Very much on pace to do that
Even if he does that the casual fans will still hate him.
Worst thing that’s ever happened to King Awesome was signing a contract the same season Richie did.
And he needs clutch points
Those are important. So far he has… very few.
Just a bunch of meaningless solo shots.
Selfish SOB.
I'm already assuming that Coach + butthol = worst thread ever
JI/Robert in '08: Making the CoachCage a Reality.
by JI on Jun 1, 2008 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought I had seen the worst thread ever.
This… wow.
I plan on not catching up.
JI/Robert in '08: Making the CoachCage a Reality.
by JI on Jun 1, 2008 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd rather not.
JI/Robert in '08: Making the CoachCage a Reality.
by JI on Jun 1, 2008 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Amputee furries or it's not sexy.
JI/Robert in '08: Making the CoachCage a Reality.
by JI on Jun 1, 2008 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions
No. This thread is flatlined.
It’s not going to be saved.
If we reverse it, it'd be like the Mariners winning the WC.
JI/Robert in '08: Making the CoachCage a Reality.
by JI on Jun 1, 2008 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Meaningless?
Maybe in the sense that this game is meaningless, okay
Am I the only one
Who thinks Jeremy Reed might yet turn into a contributing outfielder? He’s hit everywhere else he’s been, and he looks like he has a clue again—much different than he looked at the end of ‘06. (That last strikeout notwithstanding.)
Well you're wrong about one thing
He hasn’t hit everywhere he’s been. Remember the 200 games or so he’s played in the majors?
My last post for today
You probably don’t want to hear about it and stuff, but I’ll just explain myself. The two nights before last night were really rough for me guys. I got about 2 hours of sleep per. Big big things I had to do for school, and stuff for my band and stuff. I was really running on empty.
Last night/this morning I slept in for the first time in about two weeks, so I have way more energy now than I have in a long time. So that’s why I’m posting so much. Not quite hyper, just a bit jittery, and I really needed some guys to talk to. Because I really like being here.
I totally understand now that I’m way annoying. So I’m gonna go now. I’ll see you guys later when I’m a little bit more chill.
Really, I’m sorry guys. It won’t happen again.
love, butthol.
Chronic Poster Extraordinaire. Not a good thing.
Not trying to be an ass but,
Game threads aren’t a chat room and you shouldn’t treat them as such.
JI/Robert in '08: Making the CoachCage a Reality.
by JI on Jun 1, 2008 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I made that comment on two hours sleep.
JI/Robert in '08: Making the CoachCage a Reality.
by JI on Jun 1, 2008 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I would concentrate on the with flag waving highway enthusiast demographic .
by JI on Jun 1, 2008 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Neo-LL has always had a strict no Corcobanning policy
Hopefully that demographic remembers that come election time
Corco hasn't been around lately
Has he been banned or what?
by Fin on Jun 1, 2008 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I really dislike the word "fart"
but there’s really no easy alternative
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 1, 2008 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions
buttholCoachcage?
What the hell does Coach coach anyway? I wouldn’t want him as my coach for anything.
by Fin on Jun 1, 2008 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions
My vote may be had by this platform.
I fucking hate you Mariners
Weeeeeeeee Donnnnnnnnn't Caaaaaaaaare
We aren’t here to chat, we don’t need to be constantly reminded of what you’re doing. We’re here to talk about baseball and make each other laugh.
If I've learned anything from House
it’s that you can’t go for more than 90 days w/o sleep.
by JI on Jun 1, 2008 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Geezus.
I didnt know someone could go 89.
Does House ever say whether or not wearing a hat all the time will cause your hair to thin and your dome to go bald?
I havent slept since 10pm...
It was prolly more of my stupidity for even thinking that was remotely possible.
I should just lie and say I was being sarcastic.
Still a good play by Loafie.
Just a way better play by the ump.
Looks like Maclaren is growing up
He’s finally benched Sexson long-term. Now Cairo isn’t much of an improvement, but still at least he’s taking the right course of action with a failing veteran.
Replaced by a veteran who's an even bigger failure.
I’m having a hard time finding a silver lining here.
A bigger failure than Sexson?
Perhaps, I don’t know much about Cairo. And I don’t want to. But what I’m saying is that Maclaren finally manned up to take a struggling veteran off the field, hurt his feelings, for the sake of the team.
Yes, a bigger failure than Sexson.
Sexson at least has the ability to hit the ball out of the infield.
Small-sample-size theater:
2008:
Sexson: .200/.277/.413
Cairo: .204/.273/.245
Even when Richie sucks ass, he’s better than Cairo.
Not defending Cairo completely, because he blows goats
but his + defense probably makes up for a fair bit of the total lack of power
He's decent
Probably a lot better than Sexson at first, but I doubt it makes up for how awful he is at the plate.
I have no idea either.
I think I remember DMZ mentioning something about him being bad, but I think that was in comparison to Bloomquist and his versatility, but I can’t find it. I guess at 1B, it would be hard to be worse than Sexy.
So yeah, your point is taken. I just don’t think it’s anywhere close enough to make up for his bat.
Where is Norton when we need him...
Oh he hit his first homer last night. And he has an .800 OPS.
That sounds like a deflated 'Yay'
Is your mind on Strasburg too?
I fucking hate you Mariners
This is Lookout Landing, cheering for Raul Ibanez is forbidden.
Subsequent cheering will result in banning.
-Jeff
What if we win today, and the Angels lose (are losing)...
Then we sweep the Angels, and are 7 games back?
That will complicate matters
You are probably right
Especially since Silva and Burns are going 2 of the 3 games, but nevertheless.
We've won 3 of our last 4
If we keep this up we’ll win 100 games!
The AAA guys show more patience than the rest of the team
Except Balentien maybe
Outfield defense...
I’d forgotten how much I used to love you.
You're just imaganing things.
See, Rhodes is warming up.
If you were looking into the future
You would notice the machine you are in…is going to catch fire soon…
If WHOOSH refers to what I suspect...
I must WHOOSH you back.
I'm guessing this is the implosion inning
I fucking hate you Mariners
Tits is a future-team player
I fucking hate you Mariners
Mac always does that
Waits until it’s past a critical point..and then starts to warm someone up.
I fucking hate you Mariners
Mac has trouble planning ahead
He’s done this multiple times this year
McLaren doesn't read his phone anymore.
They had to use smoke signals.
by Faux on Jun 1, 2008 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I think Mac meant to phone jihad someone and accidently called the bullpen
I fucking hate you Mariners
Uh, Utley already has 20 HR..geebus
I fucking hate you Mariners
He plays in a Little League stadium.
The real surprise there is Howard.
God he's disgusting.
Talent, position, skills and contract . . . he might be the most valuable player in baseball.
Jim Edmonds 'sneeze' Jim Edmonds
I fucking hate you Mariners
I know..I just wanted to post his name..I know you love Edmonds
I fucking hate you Mariners
Well, I'm not going to side with either at this moment
but Pujols is making 8.5M more than Utley this year, so that’s 2 wins of value. Plus 1B vs 2B is another win. So Albie would have to be 3 wins better than Chase to be as valuable for 2008.
I don't really buy Utley as being this good
but his contract is a fucking steal. He’s one of the 2-3 most valuable players in baseball.
by JI on Jun 1, 2008 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Utley makes about half what he makes, and is signed for three more years than Pujols.
Not that Pujols’ contract is bad, but Utley’s is a steal.
Though he is probably at his peak.
Berkman has a 1.222 OPS. And 10 SB to boot.
What the hell?
Baseball is an odd game.
Thats surptising.
A starter pulled at a fairly reasonable time.
by Susheel Ramasahayam on Jun 1, 2008 2:58 PM PDT reply actions
I rather
sit in the patient’s room instead of walking out, getting a finger in my ass, and returning to my sitting.
by Slica on Jun 1, 2008 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Ironically
My analogy of getting violated ended my virginity of recs.
I would love it if someone brought a giant "surprised face" sign to Safeco
For moments such as Batista’s early exit
You must be new here.
You don’t use surprised face in a surprising situation.
From the radio side:
Little Kid: (referring to Batista) “He’s broken!”
We didn’t here much from him for the remainder of the inning.
Must find that audio.
I fucking hate you Mariners
Cuba has a good health care system..go back and get your hand checked out
I fucking hate you Mariners
you don't make the 2nd out at third?
by Susheel Ramasahayam on Jun 1, 2008 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions
First or third out.
Although any out at 3rd sucks
It's the first or third out,
but it’s kinda dumb. You shouldn’t give away any outs by being a dumbass.
It matches up pretty well.
A lot of games are pretty similar, though. Maybe one from last year Tits left while not actively losing…
All singles. We're and were a singles hitting machine since 2004.
by Susheel Ramasahayam on Jun 1, 2008 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions
You know what 4 singles in an inning means?
A MOTHERFUCKING RUN, BIATCH!!!
He was once 1B, wasn't he?
I remember the stint in KC, but I think in MiLB he was 1B.
They can put a man on the moon
But they can’t cure bad defense?!
Part of me hopes Ibanez rolls off a cliff,
maybe then he is fired/retired and doesn’t drag us down in 2009.
.900+ ops players needed desperately. 2-3 positions available.
Send your applications in as soon as possible. kthxbai
by Susheel Ramasahayam on Jun 1, 2008 3:24 PM PDT reply actions
Bonderman's K/BB ratio
Before today’s game: 39/36
Today’s game: 5/0
Most likely. Run the hot hand into the ground is Mac's way of getting things done.
by Susheel Ramasahayam on Jun 1, 2008 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions
If he throws that breaking ball for a strike, you're pretty much done as a batter
by Susheel Ramasahayam on Jun 1, 2008 3:31 PM PDT reply actions
YOU FUCKING SEXY BEAST
I fucking hate you Mariners
Jesus Christ Morrow
Get him in the rotation already
Comcast, stop with your lies.
FIOS is way better than your shitty service.
From what I heard FIOS is the shit.
by Susheel Ramasahayam on Jun 1, 2008 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Comcast compares its "superior service" to its competition like maybe 3 years ago or so.
by Fin on Jun 1, 2008 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I hate the fact that your speed depends on how many ppl in your neighborhood are online.
by Susheel Ramasahayam on Jun 1, 2008 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions
If I was your neighbor and I had Comcast
your internet connection would suck.
I know me neither
But whenever it says its waaay faster than dsl, its comparing dsl to like 3 years ago, not today.
I do like their pun commercials though. Anyone see the latest one where it was about “discuss your savings” or something like that?
by Fin on Jun 1, 2008 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Just got home in time to watch that half inning from Morrow?
That was awesome – is anyone keeping track of how often he’s being used, though? Seems like we’ve seen a lot of him lately and I hope he doesn’t get an owee.
45 pitches over the last week
nothing too major.
REEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDD
GET THE MAN SOME FUCKING PLAYING TIME
Yea Reed is starting to win over some fandom.
Hopefully management thinks similarly
Homerun, a great catch, great hustle demand more playing time.
by Susheel Ramasahayam on Jun 1, 2008 3:38 PM PDT reply actions
Infield pop-up time?
I fucking hate you Mariners
they win by getting 2 runs in the ninth on a HBP and then a pussy pop fly that dropped
that’s Angels baseball.
Why do you do this to me, Mariners?
runs away crying
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 1, 2008 3:39 PM PDT reply actions
Damn you SBN2.0 for eating my asterisks
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 1, 2008 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Haven't learned yet?
I thought you’ve been through this a couple times.
I don't see this meme catching on
by Susheel Ramasahayam on Jun 1, 2008 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions
HEY THIS IS PHILLIP HUGHES
READING THIS GAMETHREAD IS NOT FOR THE TIMID
by JI on Jun 1, 2008 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
The last 2/3rds weren't too bad
Matthew warned me about the beginning. Good golly.
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 1, 2008 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Ok OK, quit your gloating
We get it, you cheer for a good team.
by Fin on Jun 1, 2008 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Calm down, man
Meant nothing by that, just asking a serious question, that’s all…
You act like we never had to deal with shit like this
by JMB on Jun 1, 2008 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Ha ha that's true
I did mean it in a sarcastic tone. Unfortunately internet doesn’t translate sarcasm.
by Fin on Jun 1, 2008 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions
True, internet doesn't translate sarcasm
but /sarcasm does :)
by JMB on Jun 1, 2008 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't like this comment
too much butthol on the brain
by JI on Jun 1, 2008 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Wahoo..Strasburg!
I fucking hate you Mariners
I had to read this several dozen times before I realized what the actual text was.
by JI on Jun 1, 2008 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions
my first readthrough produced this
“Stop making out with balls on your middle fingers.”
by JI on Jun 1, 2008 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions
He can't be blamed for it
It’s in his genetics
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 1, 2008 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Singles. The double was also a weakly hit ball.
Beltre’s HR was the only ball hit hard.
by Susheel Ramasahayam on Jun 1, 2008 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Why not just leave Morrow in?
I trust him more
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 1, 2008 3:44 PM PDT reply actions
butthol
Why do you guys rip into him every damn thread? Is it because his age? Because he likes to talk about random shit? I read most of this thread and I see no reason for everybody to rip into him. In past threads he’s gotten destroyed also. Again, I see no reason why… Somebody in this thread said that it’s because rarely do his posts pertain to the open game thread, but to be honest, so much shit in this thread has nothing to do with baseball it’s definitely normal. Nothing he does is out of the ordinary in the threads.
The kid knows baseball, that’s what it boils down to. I respect this site so much more than USSM because the community is much, much better. Please, for the sake of all Mariners fans, do not turn this site and this great community into a negative, degrading USSM.
The kid is annoying, and that's what it boils down to
by Graham MacAree on Jun 1, 2008 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions
He is no Coach Owens
But he can get pretty annoying, and I think his lack of maturity does play a role in it.
by Fin on Jun 1, 2008 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions
You saw no reason for him to be ripped (ripped like a fart lol)?
Wow
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 1, 2008 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions
This guy joined LL
for the purpose of making this post.
by JI on Jun 1, 2008 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions
The super pathetic thing is
that you knew this was my first post… kinda creepy
by Dustin Shires on Jun 1, 2008 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Step 1. Don't recognize the name
Step 2. Click on name
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 1, 2008 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions
At least he conjurs up thoughts of LOTR...
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 1, 2008 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions
He's ruining our game threads with his constant chatter
And he’s not contributing anything most of the time, it has to stop.
His name is disgusting. Everytime he posts I have to think about fecal matter.
If he wants some respect he should start by finding another fucking username. I’m serious, it’s repulsive.
JJ is starting to remind me of Guardado.
I do not like this.
Guardado hasn't gotten any better
We faced him Tuesday night and almost made a game of it after we fell behind 7-0.
by JMB on Jun 1, 2008 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Please JJ.. bring back good JJ.
Granderson is smokin him so far – just a bit out front
Brawndo
It’s got what plants crave
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 1, 2008 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Is it possible to bring Morrow back in?
Some sort of loophole?
Dunno about the majors
But in little league if you put the pitcher into the field you can bring him back in the same inning. So if you send him to play left and replace the left fielder, you can bring the pitcher back in to pitch.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Jun 1, 2008 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions
yay
(S’okay guys, I just wrote it backwards)
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 1, 2008 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Santa always smells awful.
I do not like the way he stinks.
by JI on Jun 1, 2008 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Logic behind the pitching change
Morrow is throwing gas and strikes out 2 of 3
Putz is warming up and is seemingly unhittable in the bullpen.
Good move McLaren…
yeah but i mean come on morrow's been dominant recently, and putz has his problems... let the kid pitch since he's been recently unhittable
by Dustin Shires on Jun 1, 2008 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Come on. When has Johnny Mac made a bad decision?
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 1, 2008 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions
paging BrainL
BrianL you are needed at the white courtesy phone.
We need Brian and Brain? This must be serious
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 1, 2008 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I just can't bring myself to do it.
This game thread isn’t worth it.
Or type in the comment section in bold
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 1, 2008 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions
this has been approved as a
thats what she said moment.
6 people for 800 comments?
Just sounds like a bunch of butthols
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 1, 2008 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I saw that ball drop and it took me about 15 seconds to register
That we were now losing 4-3
Wow Morrow was perfect again?
He is doing this every night.
Well now it's getting embarassing
This is more like it
Vin Diesel looks like Gilbert Godfrey on HGH/steroids.
by JI on Jun 1, 2008 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Gottfried
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Jun 1, 2008 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions
he doesn't deserve the time it takes to search his name
by JI on Jun 1, 2008 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Easy to remember
“Gott Fried?”
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Jun 1, 2008 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions
For the GIFt's that Raul gives us.
I fucking hate you Mariners
by kentroyals5 on Jun 1, 2008 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
you say it but you don't actually rec it?
Cheater! Abusing the system!
Because we're a couple of 8 game winning streaks away
from being right back in this thing!
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Jun 1, 2008 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions
You don't ask Vitor why
You just do what Vitor says
And I quote...
“Ineffective outing by Putz…”
Insanely obvious…
Coach Owens
Why do you guys rip into him every damn thread? Is it because his age? Because he likes to talk random shit? I don’t get it.
Coach Owens is annoying. I think his maturity has something to do with it.
by Susheel Ramasahayam on Jun 1, 2008 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions
The kid knows baseball, and that's what it comes down to
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 1, 2008 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Because he bugs the fucking living bejeezus out of me.
and I am scared that one day he will be my boss
by JI on Jun 1, 2008 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Alright so it's possible
But something tells me he won’t be anyone’s boss… :O
John McLaren
Why do you guys rip into him every damn thread? Is it because his age?
That almost made up for the whole defense thing
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 1, 2008 4:11 PM PDT reply actions
He could DH...
...and not have to make up for the whole defense thing :(
kenny Lofton
hehehe
Thats a Bedarded Trade
by Edgar for Mayor on Jun 1, 2008 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Word to the wise:
When you use “hehehe” like that, it makes you sound 11.
Beltre swinging at a ball up in his eyes makes me really really sad.
by Susheel Ramasahayam on Jun 1, 2008 4:12 PM PDT reply actions
Well
Was a good game.
lol I don’t know why Mac puts Putz in non save situations when morrow was doing just fine.
Also, nice HR’s by Beltre and Ibanez.
Thats a Bedarded Trade
Word to the wise:
when you use “lol” like that, it makes you sound 12.
Last warning bud.
You don’t get to be pissy with the mods.
But you get to be a jerk
abuse of power
Thats a Bedarded Trade
by Edgar for Mayor on Jun 1, 2008 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions
So here's the problem
1) You’re an idiot
2) You think, for reasons unknown, that you’re clever
3) You’re annoying
4) And now you’re insulting a moderator.
by Graham MacAree on Jun 1, 2008 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions
If you cannot tell the difference between being a jerk and constructive criticism
you’re not going to last long here or in the real world.
I know it I am practically dying out there
Thats a Bedarded Trade
by Edgar for Mayor on Jun 1, 2008 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions
You know who are honest about their myriad abuses of power?
Jeff/Matthew/Graham 08
by Graham MacAree on Jun 1, 2008 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions
You don't even really get a second party option to be honest
One of the aforementioned myriad abuses of power, I’m afraid.
by Graham MacAree on Jun 1, 2008 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm kinda pissed off that somehow
the Jeff/nig*ers ticket morphed into a Graham/Matthew/Jeff superticket
by JI on Jun 1, 2008 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions
This is the type of comment that torepdos our campaign
We can only hope that they say something more offensive
GIS = GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH
TOO LATE IF I HAD KNOWN THEN WHAT I KNOW NOW
by JI on Jun 1, 2008 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions
It is impossible to have a save situation...
...at home tied after the 8th. Theoretically you use your best reliever first.
PH!!!!!!!!!!! RICHIE
I fucking hate you Mariners
WHY THE FUCK IS CAIRO HITTING!? GOD DAMMIT WHY!?
I really can’t half-heatedly support Mac anymore.
I have to imagine that Sexson is going to strangle McLaren like Anton strangled that cop in the beginning of No Country for Old Men
by Jordan of Boise on Jun 1, 2008 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Richie...Wlad
I fucking hate you Mariners
So yeah, we need a home run
and we go to a guy that hasn’t hit one since July of 05
This game was a great success.
We were competitive, and we get closer to getting SAS.
The Strasburg hopes
are based on the easily disprovable notion that the Mariners FO will make wise draft day decisions. When they skip over him, we’ll hear some dandy excuses like signability problems, weird delivery, etc. etc.
One has to bite the bullet and realize there is in fact no hope of any kind unless an earthquake opens the ground and swallows the decision makers involved.
This team would have signed Upton at pick #1 in 2005
There’s no reason this should be any different.
by Graham MacAree on Jun 1, 2008 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd like to put "Strasburg +1" on this somewhere
And post it every time we lose, but I can’t fit the words anywhere that doesn’t cover up something funny
Edgar for Mayor
Why do you guys rip into him every damn thread? Is it because his age? Because he likes to talk about random shit? I read most of this thread and I see no reason for everybody to rip into him. In past threads he’s gotten destroyed also. Again, I see no reason why… Somebody in this thread said that it’s because rarely do his posts pertain to the open game thread, but to be honest, so much shit in this thread has nothing to do with baseball it’s definitely normal. Nothing he does is out of the ordinary in the threads.
The kid knows baseball, that’s what it boils down to. I respect this site so much more than USSM because the community is much, much better. Please, for the sake of all Mariners fans, do not turn this site and this great community into a negative, degrading USSM.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Jun 1, 2008 4:23 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I'd say something funny, but I'm too degraded.
Also, not funny.
I have found
that if a user has “Edgar” in their screenname odds are they are incredibly stupid. (Does not apply to Edgar for Pres)
by JI on Jun 1, 2008 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Furries
Why do you guys rip into them every damn thread? Is it because of their age? Because they like to dress up as animals and dance around randomly? Because they hang out with amputee girls with freakishly long fake arms? I read most of this website and I see no reason for everyone to rip into them. In past threads he’s gotten destroyed also. Again, I see no reason why…
by Graham MacAree on Jun 1, 2008 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions
This has effectively become LL's first Copy / Pasta.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Jun 1, 2008 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Also, fuck furries.
Yiff in hell.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Jun 1, 2008 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I like how you forgot to substitute plural pronouns into the last sentence
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 1, 2008 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Not enough gin to be massively drunk
Enough gin to find stealing heels while girls are standing up to be absolutely hilarious.
by Graham MacAree on Jun 1, 2008 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions
My friends had to stop me last night from trying to have sex with Qwest Field
in an attempt to make Safeco jealous
by Robert on Jun 1, 2008 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
The Mariners
Why do you guys rip into them every damn thread? Is it because the FO is colossally stupid? Because the manager makes shit decisions? I read this site alot and I see no reason for everybody to rip into them.
by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 1, 2008 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions
fell down, fell down again, couldnt get up
played it into a homer
by JI on Jun 1, 2008 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions
"Now that's a hot Lamb-orghini"
Yes, this is a real MLB.com headline about Mike Lamb hitting a triple against the Yankees.
LMAO
“I just think that…Cairo’s been swining the bat pretty good…and so on and so forth…”
- Mac on continuing to play black hole.
Mac really isn't long for this job.
My sympathy for him is vanishing.
Cairo swinging the bat pretty well? I must be imagining things.
by Susheel Ramasahayam on Jun 1, 2008 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I think he's referring to the fact that he is, in fact, able to swing the bat
Hitting a baseball is a whole other story
When I first got Matthew's text message I was afraid that I'd have to do a little housecleaning
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 1, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
If you steal my idea for a butthol cage
please call it something else.
by JI on Jun 1, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
This may be the same joke from a previous sub-thread
I am too lazy to go back and check.
by JI on Jun 1, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
If it is I'm declaring reverse-chronological plagiarism
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 1, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
You could always delete the comment in question
therefore making you look clever in real time.
by JI on Jun 1, 2008 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, it didn't seem like anything truly awful.
Just annoying and uneventful. And let’s be honest, the mods are kinda the life of the threads, so when no one’s around, it feels like a clusterfuck.
It's nice to feel needed
it’ll be even nicer when Graham moves back stateside.
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 1, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
It's not my fault you people are untrustworthy
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 1, 2008 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I tried to be a non-moderator moderator.
I fucking hate you Mariners
I admit it.
I just didn’t have it in me to post the “shift-key” meme on time today. I was not on my A-Game.
Ah man...That was great.
He kept reaching between his legs to try and grab the ball…
This would be the gif to end all gifs had the director not fucked me over.
by JI on Jun 1, 2008 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
So you haven't seen this yet, have you?
It’s pretty awesome.
I fucking hate you Mariners
~ 1 second of video to work with I need to find a editor.
by JI on Jun 1, 2008 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I've seen video's sped up and stuff...so can you slow it down?
So make the ~1 second video like 2-3?
I fucking hate you Mariners
Well there's your problem.
You should try a video editor. I cannot imagine how you’ll come up with anything good from a drawing board.
If the whole baseball thing fails you should be a comedian.
by JI on Jun 1, 2008 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
The baseball thing has already failed
Isn’t that right, Matthew?
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 1, 2008 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Ah Jeff, look at what you've done.
Go apologize to him.
I'll apologize to him in beer in two weeks
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 1, 2008 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
It makes you feel better about this by feeling worse about that
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 1, 2008 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
She was only asking for it from you because I cut her off.
Six children is enough for me.
I'm wondering how he found that image so quickly
Or did he have it bookmarked waiting for the right moment?
Uh oh!
It’s a rift in the Matthew/Graham/Jeff ticket!
Now’s your chance, JI!
Just because it won't fit over there
Here’s another gif, I dare you to do better.
by JI on Jun 1, 2008 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
.gifs are just glorified flipbook animations anyway
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 1, 2008 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm getting smaller video
maybe I’ll get a better framerate.
by JI on Jun 1, 2008 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Not bad.
Any way you can cut the baserunner out of the sequence?
I like it with the baserunner
shows the consequence.
Good point.
I’d say this is side-bar worthy as is.
I'm not happy with my current video editor
but I also like the error/run juxtaposition.
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 1, 2008 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Well if you want to alter the truth
you can put the runner scoring after Raul boots/mishandles/kicks the ball.
Raul gif Survivor
WE MAY ONLY KEEP ONE YOUR VOTE COUNTS.
THE LOER WILL BE DELETED FROM CYBERSPACE FOREVER.
OR
YOU DECIDE
by JI on Jun 1, 2008 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
You guys are dicks!
It’s a smart gif, a smart audience will appreciate it.
by JI on Jun 1, 2008 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey if we're highlighting Raul's defensive ineptitude
it should be fair to slow down the gif to illustrate how slow he is.
Therefore, Jeff wins.
This is the last gif I make until the next time I am I want the attention of strangers.
by JI on Jun 1, 2008 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Best home run ever?
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Jun 1, 2008 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions
It was certainly my craziest reaction ever.
5 free recs to anyone with video of Edgar’s HR in game 4.
by JI on Jun 1, 2008 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions
How did you pull that off anyway?
My converter always seems to slow them down or speed them up.
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 1, 2008 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe it's the cycle, then.
Too little footage? I don’t know. I couldn’t make a gif to save my life.
I too like Jeff's better.
I like the speed and seeing the runner. Your program looks a bit crisper though. Jeff’s sequence, your GIF. That’s my vote
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Jun 1, 2008 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Jeff needs to loose Magglio
The perfect sequence would be fast ball, then the video slows down for Raul’s boot.
by JI on Jun 1, 2008 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions
negatory
the runner scoring helps make the gif for me.
I think this is mostly fallout from my attempted coo.
by JI on Jun 1, 2008 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Coo, huh?
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Jun 1, 2008 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions
For what it's worth I don't regret you posting it.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Jun 1, 2008 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions
The bartender looks up and asks "so what'll it be?"
then the VT shooter guns them all down in cold blood and whacks off on the bodies
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 1, 2008 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
And as he's leaving Corey Lidle dressed in a tiger costume walks in
and says “Hey guys, what’s going on in this bar?”
then the VT shooter guns him down and whacks off on the body
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 1, 2008 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions
and Cory Lidle catches fire for some reason
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 1, 2008 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions
What do you call this act?
The Aristocrats!
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on Jun 1, 2008 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions
You know what we need?
GIFs of the diving Reed catch and the Ichiro ranging catch where Reed also makes it into frame so we can have a contrast to the Raul GIFs
Too smart, too subtle
It would never play to this audience.
by JI on Jun 1, 2008 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm not a politician
I am merely a puppet put in place in order to make it appear the Sullivan dynasty is open to constructive criticism and legitimate free elections.
by JI on Jun 1, 2008 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions
MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 1, 2008 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I know this is a far cry from your normal job description
but I have faith in you, son.
Make it happen.
I didn't see much of the last two games
need innings, counts and/or time indexes.
by JI on Jun 1, 2008 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions
That was awesome
In the 9th during the 4 run hillasacre I yelled toward Jeremy “You’re not going to re-sign here, are you?” and he just nodded his head. That made me sad :(
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Jun 1, 2008 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe he was nodding yes he will re-sign.
You need to ask less open-answered questions :p
What's the over/under on you re-signing here?
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 1, 2008 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd take the over
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Jun 1, 2008 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Seemed pretty clear that it was just a straight yes to my question.
After all, why would he want to re-sign here?
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Jun 1, 2008 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions
well, lucky for us, if we just keep him on the roster
he can’t do shit about it.
Huh?
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Jun 1, 2008 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I am not used to succesful plays by players in non-red uniforms.
by JI on Jun 1, 2008 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm still not getting it
What the fuck is a successful play?
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Jun 1, 2008 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Whatever your team still won it all >:(
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Jun 1, 2008 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions
The Mets fan across the hall from me was flipping the fuck out
Much fun was had at his expense.
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 1, 2008 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions
The funny thing is that it doesn't hit me
what has happened until Edmonds is half way between first and second
by JI on Jun 1, 2008 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Why are there baseball players that look happy?
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Jun 1, 2008 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait why are these ones happy?
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Jun 1, 2008 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Why do they get $$$$$$$$$
:(
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Jun 1, 2008 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions
:(
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Jun 1, 2008 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions
AL teams we have beat this year:
Rays
Red Sox
Angels
WTF???
by JI on Jun 1, 2008 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Let's speed this bad boy up a little bit
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 1, 2008 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions
WMP --> CamStudio --> AVIedit
Didn’t even have to use my torrented program.
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 1, 2008 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, 800k
For some reason it just starts to drag when I try to make it a little bit faster.
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 1, 2008 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions
:(
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Jun 1, 2008 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions
That seriously hurt my life.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on Jun 1, 2008 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions
On the downside, you have to watch Baek
On the other downside, you have to watch the Padres.
by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 1, 2008 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm happy for Baek, but yeah, I'm not one for the Padres.
But it’s against the Cubs, so maybe the atmosphere will be a little more exciting than a standard Padres game.
I just don't get this picture.
I mean, I find it amusing, but I know there’s some deeper reason as to why it exists.
I'm in the same boat
(ha! get it? boat. and it’s a fishing picture!)
So, is it terrible that I saw your excitement, saw a guy with a Mariners hat, and without checking further,
immediately assumed that it was Felix and that I had read the schedule wrong, and went to stubhub looking for tickets?
so FF RC1 handles SBN 2.0 like a well seasoned pro.
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