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Wbc_029_tiny by Jeff Sullivan on in Game Threads Comment 1469 comments

Detroit Tigers at Seattle Mariners, Jun 1, 2008 1:10 PM PDT


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Detroit Tigers @ Seattle Mariners

06/01/08 1:10 PM PDT

Detroit Tigers Seattle Mariners
Curtis Granderson - CF Ichiro Suzuki - CF
Placido Polanco - 2B Jose Lopez - 2B
Carlos Guillen - LF Jose Vidro - "DH"
Magglio Ordonez - RF Raul Ibanez - "LF"
Miguel Cabrera - 1B Adrian Beltre - 3B
Jeff Larish - DH Kenji Johjima - C
Edgar Renteria - SS Jeremy Reed - RF
Ivan Rodriguez - C Miguel Cairo - 1B
Brandon Inge - 3B Yuniesky Betancourt - SS
W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2008 - Miguel Batista 3-6 12 11 0 0 1 0 55.2 70 40 37 5 34 37 5.98 1.87

W-L G GS CG SHO SV BS IP H R ER HR BB K ERA WHIP
2008 - Jeremy Bonderman 3-4 11 11 0 0 0 0 64.1 63 36 31 8 36 39 4.34 1.54


Between 2003 and 2007, Bonderman was a textbook example of a huge idiot, routinely running ERAs higher than his solid peripherals because he just didn't understand certain parts of his job. Now he actually sucks and yet he's posting the second-best ERA of his career. The lesson here is that people don't make their own luck. Luck does whatever the hell it wants to whomever the hell it wants, and none of us humans have a say. Get used to it. It can be both a wonderful gift and a wonderful excuse.

You know who could use some good luck? Miguel Batista. Because Miguel Batista is bad.

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Carlos Guillen is starting in LF?

Wow, he may actually have less range than Raul. Pull the goddamn ball!

by marinator on Jun 1, 2008 12:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Rays tied

Sonnanstine not that good

by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 1, 2008 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes he is.

Do not get confused by hits and runs allowed.

Also, Jay Bruce is pretty good.

by Matthew on Jun 1, 2008 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I meant just for this start

3 Ks in 5.2 innings and it looks like a bunch of the hits he gave up were line drives

by Last Fan Of Jose Lopez on Jun 1, 2008 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh

Alright sorry for jumping on you.

by qrsouther on Jun 1, 2008 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

:palm-face:

Someone say something witty.

by Omerta on Jun 1, 2008 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It was just a question

In a not yet-lively Game thread, I wanted to know who else here likes Morrissey because I’m listening to a really really good song by him.

by qrsouther on Jun 1, 2008 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cairo at 1B again

This is getting excruciating.

by Alex B on Jun 1, 2008 12:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

McLaren's decision boils down to...

A tall guy who strikes out a lot, is a stump at first base, and gets booed…

A short guy who can run but can’t put the ball in play…

Or WFB. It’s not easy being squinty.

Jason Ellison, your Seattle Mariners legacy will not be forgotten.

by GoodKeith on Jun 1, 2008 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'd appreciate to not be compared to Coach.

by qrsouther on Jun 1, 2008 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Again, I don't mind Cairo.

I think he does take a little more heat than he deserves. I explained myself yesterday I think.

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by qrsouther on Jun 1, 2008 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cairo is not good.

He should not be on an ML roster. End of story.

by BrianL on Jun 1, 2008 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

To each his own.

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by qrsouther on Jun 1, 2008 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This needs to be shared

http://youtube.com/watch?v=YQjlcCnIEwg

"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena

by R.J. Anderson on Jun 1, 2008 12:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

My ex just orgasmed.

Someone say something witty.

by Omerta on Jun 1, 2008 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No. He's over Robert now.

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by qrsouther on Jun 1, 2008 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If you've seen my ex, no, not really.

I’d rather eviscerate myself with a bottlecap.

Someone say something witty.

by Omerta on Jun 1, 2008 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

PICS OR IT SHE DIDN'T HAPPEN.

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by qrsouther on Jun 1, 2008 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sorry about assuming it's a she.

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by qrsouther on Jun 1, 2008 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was you?

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by qrsouther on Jun 1, 2008 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ok Coach.

Someone say something witty.

by Omerta on Jun 1, 2008 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What?

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by qrsouther on Jun 1, 2008 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think Little Miss Sunshine should've.

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by qrsouther on Jun 1, 2008 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Seriously

It was great.

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by qrsouther on Jun 1, 2008 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It was all this great lo-fi music

I mean, the typical indie film score. But it was really really nice.

If you listen to Daniel Johnston at all, it was something like a little higher quality stuff by him.

I'd appreciate to not be compared to Coach.

by qrsouther on Jun 1, 2008 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Have you seen Old Joy?

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by qrsouther on Jun 1, 2008 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's a pretty weird but nice film

All filmed in Portland and area. They’re these two guys on this road trip to like a hot springs. Stars Will Oldham (Bonnie Prince Billy) himself.

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by qrsouther on Jun 1, 2008 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I guess I'm the only Indie person here

But that’s okay.

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by qrsouther on Jun 1, 2008 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Most Indie music is the same as modern pop/rock crap.

The same old chord progressions, the same tired lyrics, the same used themes.

Only difference is the mainstream musicians make money off that crap.

by BrianL on Jun 1, 2008 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Indie rock and Punk rock are different.

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by qrsouther on Jun 1, 2008 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, but you cited all the ingredients of Punk rock.

While speaking of the banner of Indie rock.

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by qrsouther on Jun 1, 2008 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I cited all the ingredients of lousy music

which indie rock happens to fit under.

by BrianL on Jun 1, 2008 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

TAKE IT BACK.

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by qrsouther on Jun 1, 2008 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm trying to fucking prove you wrong here

But fucking Youtube won’t fucking connect!

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by qrsouther on Jun 1, 2008 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This isn't over.

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by qrsouther on Jun 1, 2008 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah huh

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=cS3NmClfaZU

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by qrsouther on Jun 1, 2008 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This crap is no different than mainstream garbage.

I’ve got a dozen Billy Joel albums I’d rather listen to.

by BrianL on Jun 1, 2008 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Than Built to Spill??

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by qrsouther on Jun 1, 2008 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Seriously Brian

You gotta love that song I sent you. That’s a truly cute song.

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by qrsouther on Jun 1, 2008 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Do you actually remember the soundtrack?

Or are you just saying that because you think I’m dumb.

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by qrsouther on Jun 1, 2008 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I said I THINK THAT'S DUMB

Not “I think you’re dumb”.

Yes I remember that soundtrack and I do not find anything particularly special about it.

by marinator on Jun 1, 2008 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Okay thank you

I guess it was just my taste then…

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by qrsouther on Jun 1, 2008 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was shying away from the possibility of rickroll

So I waited for someone to reply. I’ve seen all those cartoon character Get Lows. Fun shit.

Have you seen Spongebob +Soulja Boy?

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by qrsouther on Jun 1, 2008 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I haven't.

I did see the Teletubbies one, but I can’t recall what song.

"I've seen many, many blue skies turn gray, but the sun will eventually return, and so will I. So will I." - Carlos Pena

by R.J. Anderson on Jun 1, 2008 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Spongebob one's pretty badly done

I mean it’s basically spongebob clips where his lips move in the ballpark of what the song is saying.

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by qrsouther on Jun 1, 2008 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Then why mention it?

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Jun 1, 2008 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's still funny.

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by qrsouther on Jun 1, 2008 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Trent Razor put it best in "Head like a Hole"

“i’d rather die, then watch a mariners game”

by Sylar on Jun 1, 2008 12:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I thought that was Buzzie Bavasi.

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by qrsouther on Jun 1, 2008 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh thank God the game...

Someone say something witty.

by Omerta on Jun 1, 2008 1:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

God doesn't want to be responsible for this game

Carlos Guillen in LF, Cairo at 1B, Batista starting…. leave God out of it.

by marinator on Jun 1, 2008 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

HAHA win.

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by qrsouther on Jun 1, 2008 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That episode though.

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by qrsouther on Jun 1, 2008 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That episode wasn't funny.

Family Guy hasn’t been funny since season three.

by BrianL on Jun 1, 2008 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Isn't that the episode in Texas?

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by qrsouther on Jun 1, 2008 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well I'll rephrase, because you're right.

Family guy was at it’s peak in Season 3. Season 4 was pretty good, but Season 5 marked a serious decline in the quality.

by BrianL on Jun 1, 2008 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I agree

Just compare Family Guy Richie Sexson’s career.

by Fin on Jun 1, 2008 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like this.

Someone say something witty.

by Omerta on Jun 1, 2008 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Chris Shelton's an even closer match,

but he’s not really relevant today.

by Teej on Jun 1, 2008 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ummmm

Is Youtube down?

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by qrsouther on Jun 1, 2008 1:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Kinda slow

been happening a lot recently.

Someone say something witty.

by Omerta on Jun 1, 2008 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mine won't load at all

I would say it’s my connection, but I can load other pages and talk on here simultaneously.

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by qrsouther on Jun 1, 2008 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Government finally shut it down

That’s what people get for posting 2 girls 1 cup over and over

by marinator on Jun 1, 2008 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is it a shock that I've never actually seen that?

Yet I still crack jokes about it to friends in science class?

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by qrsouther on Jun 1, 2008 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We just had to do a project last class

Where we had me, and two other girls at my table like float a balloon over whatever on a string, and there was a cup beneath it. Was supposed to exemplify Newton’s third law of motion or something.

Thus, the two girls one cup joke.

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by qrsouther on Jun 1, 2008 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That stadium is surprisingly full today

Is it actually rising…?

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by qrsouther on Jun 1, 2008 1:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It's little league day or something

A bunch of half pint annoying kids in the stands today. Glad I’m not there.

by marinator on Jun 1, 2008 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ah alright, thanks marinator.

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by qrsouther on Jun 1, 2008 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hope I'm not alone when I say

Miguel Batista’s pants make him look seriously dorky.

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by qrsouther on Jun 1, 2008 1:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

pitch slower

FREE JEREMY REED!!

by MFAN on Jun 1, 2008 1:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Jeremy Reed = Fan Favorite!

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by qrsouther on Jun 1, 2008 1:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

RAUL FOR RF!

FREE JEREMY REED!!

by MFAN on Jun 1, 2008 1:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Tits is hurt

Time to stretch out Morrow!

by marinator on Jun 1, 2008 1:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Something wrong with Batista

Wondering when Johjima is going to get his iced tea.

by JLC on Jun 1, 2008 1:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hay is is Mallio Odones.

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by qrsouther on Jun 1, 2008 1:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

New one

Hay is is Baylua Teets.

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by qrsouther on Jun 1, 2008 1:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Okay okay maybe that one was, just a tad

But I think I’ve been a better net worth on posts throughout this game thread.

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by qrsouther on Jun 1, 2008 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is he here today?

Haven’t seen him.

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by qrsouther on Jun 1, 2008 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What?

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by qrsouther on Jun 1, 2008 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bonderman sucks these days

Therefore I predict a 3 hit shutout!

by marinator on Jun 1, 2008 1:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I bet you guys wish

You had the walk off HR power like we do.

RAYS WIN!

by Sylar on Jun 1, 2008 1:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

we have Cairo

we just have been dominating teams the last few games so we don’t have to do that stuff

by Tony S on Jun 1, 2008 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We do wish, do want, can't have.

Not since 2006.

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by qrsouther on Jun 1, 2008 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wonderful.

Thank you. This game needs something entertaining.

by Teej on Jun 1, 2008 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Loafie with the plate discipline.

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by qrsouther on Jun 1, 2008 1:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That was not quite a gapper, Dave.

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by qrsouther on Jun 1, 2008 1:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

K I'm gonna brb I didn't have breakfast.

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by qrsouther on Jun 1, 2008 1:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

butthol is out for 4 to 6 minutes

bring out Coach Owens from the bench

by Tony S on Jun 1, 2008 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm here, coach!

Where do you need me?

"Hole in one, eh?"

by Coach Owens on Jun 1, 2008 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good call.

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by qrsouther on Jun 1, 2008 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What about dessert?

Are you going to brb to eat that too?

"Hole in one, eh?"

by Coach Owens on Jun 1, 2008 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nah

Not until like 3.

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by qrsouther on Jun 1, 2008 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Now we can both be here.

Niiiiice.

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by qrsouther on Jun 1, 2008 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ugh.

Goddammit Coach/Butthol.

by BrianL on Jun 1, 2008 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What did we do?

Seriously. We just wanna be accepted here. Because you guys are older and cooler than us.

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by qrsouther on Jun 1, 2008 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We like good music and shows

Did you see my Festivus comment earlier?

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by qrsouther on Jun 1, 2008 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ugh.

You’re ugly BrianL/everybody else.

"Hole in one, eh?"

by Coach Owens on Jun 1, 2008 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

*You're ugly, Brian L/everyone else.

Right Coach?

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by qrsouther on Jun 1, 2008 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Without doing any science

Average-——>Bad
(young)__(not so young)

did that show up on yr screen right?

by JI on Jun 1, 2008 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Announcers are getting..

‘sugared up’ over these youngsters in the crowd.

by seamariners85 on Jun 1, 2008 1:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ICHIRO.

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by qrsouther on Jun 1, 2008 1:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I just realized

No ball hit to right center, in this game, will EVER drop.

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by qrsouther on Jun 1, 2008 1:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So any idea of when this team might actually be worth watching?

Not like I’ll be able to drag myself away or anything. But it is a lot more exciting when theres something to play for. ((Nice catch by Ichiro!)

by seamariners85 on Jun 1, 2008 1:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Depends on your definition of

“worth watching.” Under my definition, which is basically not being one of the worst teams in baseball…potentially as soon as next year.

by Omerta on Jun 1, 2008 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just an illusion.

All we need in the field are some gloves on a stick and we’re fine.

by BrianL on Jun 1, 2008 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I ehat this commercial.

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by qrsouther on Jun 1, 2008 1:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Don't worry I'm still making it.

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by qrsouther on Jun 1, 2008 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah.

Ironically enough, Coach was right. I’m having a milkshake too.

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by qrsouther on Jun 1, 2008 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pop tarts done yet?

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Jun 1, 2008 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ramen still on the boil.

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by qrsouther on Jun 1, 2008 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow.

Raul has been bad.

by BrianL on Jun 1, 2008 1:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

But a terrible May for Raul

Means an incredible June. And a subsequent terrible July. And so on.

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by qrsouther on Jun 1, 2008 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

BELTRE IS THE SHIT

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Jun 1, 2008 1:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

SWUNG ON AND BELTRED!

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by qrsouther on Jun 1, 2008 1:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LATE!

"Hole in one, eh?"

by Coach Owens on Jun 1, 2008 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

THANKS COACH!

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by qrsouther on Jun 1, 2008 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Late.

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by qrsouther on Jun 1, 2008 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wr9iong.

"Hole in one, eh?"

by Coach Owens on Jun 1, 2008 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Seriously?

I need to stop trusting that mine showed up first everywhere else.

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by qrsouther on Jun 1, 2008 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

SO NOT CLUTCH.

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by qrsouther on Jun 1, 2008 1:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Cairo!

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by qrsouther on Jun 1, 2008 1:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What is your problem?

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Jun 1, 2008 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Like wasn't the word, sorry

Put up with and not criticize. I think he does his job.

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by qrsouther on Jun 1, 2008 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He didn't fucking do anything

Stop posting every 20 seconds when something pops into your head. It’s getting pretty annoying.

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Jun 1, 2008 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Woah, sorry dude

I didn’t know.

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by qrsouther on Jun 1, 2008 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

All you need to do is ask me.

Trust me, I know these guys better than I know myself.

"Hole in one, eh?"

by Coach Owens on Jun 1, 2008 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes ask Coach

That will solve your problems

by marinator on Jun 1, 2008 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I think him and I are too much alike

So I’ll contradict my sig.

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by qrsouther on Jun 1, 2008 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You are too much alike

Stop posting so much unless you have something worthwhile to contribute

by OlSalty on Jun 1, 2008 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sorry, I just like making conversation and stuff.

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by qrsouther on Jun 1, 2008 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ask you?

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by qrsouther on Jun 1, 2008 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know mostly what'll annoy them.

More than you, anyways.

"Hole in one, eh?"

by Coach Owens on Jun 1, 2008 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dave, Yuni does not make an out of that play

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by qrsouther on Jun 1, 2008 1:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

DAMMIT

That was gonna be #1 web gem.

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by qrsouther on Jun 1, 2008 1:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Don't do that to a pitcher dude.

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by qrsouther on Jun 1, 2008 1:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LMAO!

Rizz was doing his pedo segment, and he asks the kid what he thinks of Carlos Silva.

“Umm….he’s a…..good….pitcher”

And just now Batista is struggling and the kid randomly says into the mic

“He’s broken”

Awesome.

by OlSalty on Jun 1, 2008 1:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Whatnow?

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by qrsouther on Jun 1, 2008 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sweetness.

Even the kids know what’s up.

by Omerta on Jun 1, 2008 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dammit

That was a nice hit.

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by qrsouther on Jun 1, 2008 1:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

(sp)

I'd appreciate to not be compared to Coach.

by qrsouther on Jun 1, 2008 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Okay, thanks for telling me what is.

But could you not say retarded?

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by qrsouther on Jun 1, 2008 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

*stupid

Here is something that should help you out.

When you are going to post something…hit ‘preview’ and wait 20 seconds. Think: Will this post make me look stupid?

Then 90% of the time, hit ‘cancel’

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Jun 1, 2008 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Okay. Thanks for tip and stuff

I guess I’m too eager to put my input out there.

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by qrsouther on Jun 1, 2008 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

OMG PLEASE DON'T SAY THAT

MY BEST FRIEND DIED OF RETARDATION

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Jun 1, 2008 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, it's just I don't like it

Don’t ask.

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by qrsouther on Jun 1, 2008 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is this Jim Joyce behind the plate?

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by qrsouther on Jun 1, 2008 1:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I had an entire dream about a Dodge Challenger last night

I also have an urge to buy one.

Damn you, background ads!

by marinator on Jun 1, 2008 1:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Like actually?

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by qrsouther on Jun 1, 2008 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Actually.

If I wasn’t worried about the suck spreading to other threads, I’d just close the comments on this one too, but I’ll settle for quarantining the problem.

by Matthew on Jun 1, 2008 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Alright.

Sounds okay.

I'd appreciate to not be compared to Coach.

by qrsouther on Jun 1, 2008 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's a good call.

We just need the ban hammers around to keep the kids in check. The problem is getting worse.

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Jun 1, 2008 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'll be better from now on

Because I know I’m getting on too many nerves.

I promise.

I'd appreciate to not be compared to Coach.

by qrsouther on Jun 1, 2008 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Eek!

"Hole in one, eh?"

by Coach Owens on Jun 1, 2008 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'll play whipping boy.

I'd appreciate to not be compared to Coach.

by qrsouther on Jun 1, 2008 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

See my above comment about waiting 20 seconds

And then hitting the ‘cancel’ button

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Jun 1, 2008 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Waiting 20 seconds?

I missed it I think… what?

I'd appreciate to not be compared to Coach.

by qrsouther on Jun 1, 2008 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Perfect design!

I'd appreciate to not be compared to Coach.

by qrsouther on Jun 1, 2008 2:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Loaf!

Vidro, fuck.

by marinator on Jun 1, 2008 2:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Better go oppo.

I'd appreciate to not be compared to Coach.

by qrsouther on Jun 1, 2008 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Send Loaf.

I'd appreciate to not be compared to Coach.

by qrsouther on Jun 1, 2008 2:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Vidro got it done.

Thank you.

I'd appreciate to not be compared to Coach.

by qrsouther on Jun 1, 2008 2:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah totally Dave

That’s not too much to ask at all…

I'd appreciate to not be compared to Coach.

by qrsouther on Jun 1, 2008 2:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Does KA have like 6 warning track shots in the past 3 games?

3 of which homers?

I'd appreciate to not be compared to Coach.

by qrsouther on Jun 1, 2008 2:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This guy's stance is creepy...

I'd appreciate to not be compared to Coach.

by qrsouther on Jun 1, 2008 2:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

All butthol all the time

You can take full responsibility for this game thread because I think if you count the number of posts half of them are yours.

by marinator on Jun 1, 2008 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Do they?

I thought they were mostly amused by his hats and his “well-stroked” phrase.

by chinn on Jun 1, 2008 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah I don't think I know anyone who hates him...

I'd appreciate to not be compared to Coach.

by qrsouther on Jun 1, 2008 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We seem to like him.

Every non LL M’s fan I’ve talked to despise him

by BrianL on Jun 1, 2008 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why?

I'd appreciate to not be compared to Coach.

by qrsouther on Jun 1, 2008 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I see.

I’m in SoCal and don’t see too many “other” Ms fans.

by chinn on Jun 1, 2008 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was a monster curveball.

I'd appreciate to not be compared to Coach.

by qrsouther on Jun 1, 2008 2:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Looking at this thread

I see whole lotta butthol

JI/Robert in '08: Making the CoachCage a Reality.

by JI on Jun 1, 2008 2:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm just talkative today.

It won’t happen again.

Chronic Poster Extraordinaire. Not a good thing.

by qrsouther on Jun 1, 2008 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm already assuming that Coach + butthol = worst thread ever

JI/Robert in '08: Making the CoachCage a Reality.

by JI on Jun 1, 2008 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I plan on not catching up.

JI/Robert in '08: Making the CoachCage a Reality.

by JI on Jun 1, 2008 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Seeing a whole lotta butthol is never good

Doesnt matter how you look at it

Aussie, Aussie, Aussie

by cougfan on Jun 1, 2008 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Also,

Guillen in LF, Inge at 3B? What the balls?

JI/Robert in '08: Making the CoachCage a Reality.

by JI on Jun 1, 2008 2:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Meaningless?

Maybe in the sense that this game is meaningless, okay

by vkut79 on Jun 1, 2008 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Am I the only one

Who thinks Jeremy Reed might yet turn into a contributing outfielder? He’s hit everywhere else he’s been, and he looks like he has a clue again—much different than he looked at the end of ‘06. (That last strikeout notwithstanding.)

WSU HOOPS

by Jeff Nusser on Jun 1, 2008 2:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Well you're wrong about one thing

He hasn’t hit everywhere he’s been. Remember the 200 games or so he’s played in the majors?

by marinator on Jun 1, 2008 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ichiro is a no good fucking foreginer choker.

JI/Robert in '08: Making the CoachCage a Reality.

by JI on Jun 1, 2008 2:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wrong.

He doesn’t see race.

JI/Robert in '08: Making the CoachCage a Reality.

by JI on Jun 1, 2008 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My last post for today

You probably don’t want to hear about it and stuff, but I’ll just explain myself. The two nights before last night were really rough for me guys. I got about 2 hours of sleep per. Big big things I had to do for school, and stuff for my band and stuff. I was really running on empty.

Last night/this morning I slept in for the first time in about two weeks, so I have way more energy now than I have in a long time. So that’s why I’m posting so much. Not quite hyper, just a bit jittery, and I really needed some guys to talk to. Because I really like being here.

I totally understand now that I’m way annoying. So I’m gonna go now. I’ll see you guys later when I’m a little bit more chill.

Really, I’m sorry guys. It won’t happen again.

love, butthol.

Chronic Poster Extraordinaire. Not a good thing.

by qrsouther on Jun 1, 2008 2:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Not trying to be an ass but,

Game threads aren’t a chat room and you shouldn’t treat them as such.

JI/Robert in '08: Making the CoachCage a Reality.

by JI on Jun 1, 2008 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I made that comment on two hours sleep.

JI/Robert in '08: Making the CoachCage a Reality.

by JI on Jun 1, 2008 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just slow down, bud.

This isn’t a 40-man IM conversation.

by Teej on Jun 1, 2008 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Weeeeeeeee Donnnnnnnnn't Caaaaaaaaare

We aren’t here to chat, we don’t need to be constantly reminded of what you’re doing. We’re here to talk about baseball and make each other laugh.

by OlSalty on Jun 1, 2008 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If I've learned anything from House

it’s that you can’t go for more than 90 days w/o sleep.

by JI on Jun 1, 2008 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Geezus.

I didnt know someone could go 89.

Does House ever say whether or not wearing a hat all the time will cause your hair to thin and your dome to go bald?

by Slica on Jun 1, 2008 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I havent slept since 10pm...

It was prolly more of my stupidity for even thinking that was remotely possible.

I should just lie and say I was being sarcastic.

by Slica on Jun 1, 2008 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Whoa....

Nevermind, runner way safe.

by BrianL on Jun 1, 2008 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Still a good play by Loafie.

Just a way better play by the ump.

by Matthew on Jun 1, 2008 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

True.

Thanks, ump.

by BrianL on Jun 1, 2008 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Looks like Maclaren is growing up

He’s finally benched Sexson long-term. Now Cairo isn’t much of an improvement, but still at least he’s taking the right course of action with a failing veteran.

by vkut79 on Jun 1, 2008 2:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Replaced by a veteran who's an even bigger failure.

I’m having a hard time finding a silver lining here.

by Teej on Jun 1, 2008 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

A bigger failure than Sexson?

Perhaps, I don’t know much about Cairo. And I don’t want to. But what I’m saying is that Maclaren finally manned up to take a struggling veteran off the field, hurt his feelings, for the sake of the team.

by vkut79 on Jun 1, 2008 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes, a bigger failure than Sexson.

Sexson at least has the ability to hit the ball out of the infield.

Small-sample-size theater:

2008:

Sexson: .200/.277/.413
Cairo: .204/.273/.245

Even when Richie sucks ass, he’s better than Cairo.

by Teej on Jun 1, 2008 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not defending Cairo completely, because he blows goats

but his + defense probably makes up for a fair bit of the total lack of power

by Nick S on Jun 1, 2008 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought Cairo sucked at defense?

(with the exception of bunt plays, at least)

by Teej on Jun 1, 2008 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's decent

Probably a lot better than Sexson at first, but I doubt it makes up for how awful he is at the plate.

by OlSalty on Jun 1, 2008 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have no idea either.

I think I remember DMZ mentioning something about him being bad, but I think that was in comparison to Bloomquist and his versatility, but I can’t find it. I guess at 1B, it would be hard to be worse than Sexy.

So yeah, your point is taken. I just don’t think it’s anywhere close enough to make up for his bat.

by Teej on Jun 1, 2008 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Agreed

1B isn’t a very defensively important position anyways

by Nick S on Jun 1, 2008 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

again

What the fuck Tigers?

by JI on Jun 1, 2008 2:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wait

Coach made a diary and he didn’t delete it?

by JI on Jun 1, 2008 2:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What if we win today, and the Angels lose (are losing)...

Then we sweep the Angels, and are 7 games back?

That will complicate matters

by marinator on Jun 1, 2008 2:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You are probably right

Especially since Silva and Burns are going 2 of the 3 games, but nevertheless.

by marinator on Jun 1, 2008 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Outfield defense...

I’d forgotten how much I used to love you.

by BrianL on Jun 1, 2008 2:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wrong.

We have to get another run first. Dropping 3 from 1 ahead isn’t as heartbreaking.

by Faux on Jun 1, 2008 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mac always does that

Waits until it’s past a critical point..and then starts to warm someone up.

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Jun 1, 2008 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mac has trouble planning ahead

He’s done this multiple times this year

by OlSalty on Jun 1, 2008 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tits = Traschel

Even Niehaus sounds bored.

by Faux on Jun 1, 2008 2:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

God he's disgusting.

Talent, position, skills and contract . . . he might be the most valuable player in baseball.

by Teej on Jun 1, 2008 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, I'm not going to side with either at this moment

but Pujols is making 8.5M more than Utley this year, so that’s 2 wins of value. Plus 1B vs 2B is another win. So Albie would have to be 3 wins better than Chase to be as valuable for 2008.

by Matthew on Jun 1, 2008 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't really buy Utley as being this good

but his contract is a fucking steal. He’s one of the 2-3 most valuable players in baseball.

by JI on Jun 1, 2008 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Utley makes about half what he makes, and is signed for three more years than Pujols.

Not that Pujols’ contract is bad, but Utley’s is a steal.

Though he is probably at his peak.

by Teej on Jun 1, 2008 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Homers?

Utley. But Berkman is slugging about 1 billion.

by Teej on Jun 1, 2008 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Berkman has a 1.222 OPS. And 10 SB to boot.

What the hell?

Baseball is an odd game.

by vkut79 on Jun 1, 2008 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thats surptising.

A starter pulled at a fairly reasonable time.

by Susheel Ramasahayam on Jun 1, 2008 2:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

MMMM Surptising

Your favorite meme is dead

by Edanger6 on Jun 1, 2008 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I rather

sit in the patient’s room instead of walking out, getting a finger in my ass, and returning to my sitting.

by Slica on Jun 1, 2008 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Ironically

My analogy of getting violated ended my virginity of recs.

by Slica on Jun 1, 2008 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

From the radio side:

Little Kid: (referring to Batista) “He’s broken!”

We didn’t here much from him for the remainder of the inning.

by JI on Jun 1, 2008 3:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Must find that audio.

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Jun 1, 2008 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks

I’m trying to remain ignorant on posting jpegs and gifs.

by Omerta on Jun 1, 2008 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Where was that pitch?

Radio sucks sometimes.

by Faux on Jun 1, 2008 3:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It matches up pretty well.

A lot of games are pretty similar, though. Maybe one from last year Tits left while not actively losing…

by Faux on Jun 1, 2008 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs