Season in Review, 2008
It sucked.
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Oh I wouldn't write the season review just yet
there’s lots of sucking still to happen
But what exactly DID it suck?
...and now I'm here
but they come with frozen yogurt!
and thats good
Nope, still bad.
Especially with the potassium benzoate.
by eponymous_coward on May 9, 2008 1:39 AM PDT up reply actions
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Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
Does this season allow us to have extended GTE?
by eponymous_coward on May 9, 2008 1:39 AM PDT up reply actions
Looking forward?
Seems like that’s already happening to me
Yes.
Game Thread Emo.
Ill Ligitamus Non Carberendum
by PositivePaul on May 9, 2008 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions
Hating your life is different from anger.
This is more depression than anger. I saw a mediocre season coming (albeit not this bad) and was just hoping so much that I was just wrong and that Bavasi was right. We were right here on LL. But we were more right than we could imagine. This depresses me.
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
We need to have a funeral.
We can have a eulogy, links to YouTube video clips of remembrance, and a tombstone. Then we can all get drunk and move on with our summer.
Summer would necessitate warm weather.
And barring that bizarre saturday back in April, it’s bee freaking freezing here in PacNW.
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.
by JAH on May 9, 2008 1:44 AM PDT up reply actions
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flesh eating pony
Flesh eating virus is more like it.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 9, 2008 3:30 AM PDT reply actions
Statler and Waldorf

Statler: Well, Waldorf, they finally got the season under way.
Waldorf: Yes, and I already bought tickets.
Statler: Are they good seats?
Waldorf: Sure are. They’re on the next train out of town.
Statler: I guess all’s well that ends well.
Waldorf: I don’t care, as long as it ends.
Waldorf: How do they do it?
Statler: How do we watch it?
Waldorf: Why do we watch it?
Statler: [to audience] Why do you watch it?
Waldorf: Eh, this team is good for what ails me.
Statler: Well, what ails ya?
Waldorf: Insomnia.
Statler: This team is awful!
Waldorf: Terrible!
Statler: Disgusting!
Waldorf: See you next year?
Statler: Of course.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 9, 2008 3:38 AM PDT reply actions
It wasn't fun while it lasted.
And I see USSM has officially thrown in the towel as well.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
"I eagerly await the day when I can shit in the living room"
~Robert
Historically this has been followed immediately by a winning streak.
I don’t see it happening this year.
by Aaron Campeau on May 9, 2008 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions
At least you still have Chelsea
I don’t even have another sport to distract myself from at this point – I could honestly care less who Arsenal are playing this weekend because it doesn’t matter.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
That's the only thing keeping a smile on my face
As bad as this season has gone in Baseball, it was worse in basketball and, for much of the year, MUCH worse in soccer.
But Tottenham’s got silverware and Arsenal doesn’t. Let me cling to this small, relatively insignificant nugget of joy.
Not only don't they have silverware
but they don’t have Flamini anymore, and that means that next year will probably be silverware-free as well. Hleb’s got one foot out the door as well. Sigh. Arsenal are turning into the A’s – find ‘em young, sign ‘em cheap, let ‘em go when they get too expensive. Arsene Wenger has a lifetime of second chances and credibility with me, so I’ll never really agitate for his firing, but sigh.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on May 9, 2008 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions
I look forward to fall, when football is in full swing,
and I can be an optimistic fan again of a competently run franchise.
Amen to that!!
My girlfriend is already walking around in Seahawks jerseys waiting for the season to start. I feel almost the same way, except I’m addicted to baseball so I’ll keep watching this trainwreck until the end.
I like midgets more than I should.
I get this horrible feeling
that the team really isn’t that bad, and instead of being a ridiculous trainwreck the whole season, they’re going to regress to the mean a bit and wind up just being a shitty, boring, mediocre team.
by seattlebruin on May 9, 2008 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions














