The Cure to the M's Woes???
by PositivePaul on May 8, 2008 10:26 PM PDT
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With Richie obviously about to be suspended, and with no one else really hitting, I think a good batch of Ex-Lax brownies is about the only way this team is going to get any runs.
This is just pathetic.
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I could've sworn this would be a Griffey post
by Jeff Sullivan on May 8, 2008 10:28 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Stoner Smurf
Close though.
...and now I'm here
I prefer mine grilled.
I like midgets more than I should.
I am sure it is Ben Broussard
He was obviously the key to last years winning. Bring him back.
I like to travel
I have a relative who worked on a cure for the M's,
but the FDA won’t allow it on the market because they’ll be too good for the rest of the league. They are all making such a huge profit off the Yankess and Red Sox that having the Mariners be good would ruin everything.
by Jed MC on May 9, 2008 1:50 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Well played.
I like midgets more than I should.
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