Ritchie looked like the oversized and undercoordinated
kid who gets recruited for freshman football and
doesn’t know what position to play so they just throw
him out there and say ‘hit someone’.

Not only that, the call of the fight by Dave Sims was positively
sucktastic and pitiful.

Thumbs down.

Absolutely friggin EPIC. I was lucky enough to be at the game, in a luxury suite and we had the unfiltered direct feed from the Safeco Field closed circuit TV system in there – camera angles Fox wasn’t always using. From the replays I saw, I’m about 90% sure Felix clocked one of the Rangers – couldn’t see who – in the head, which is why Joh pulled him away on the 2nd base line. When he went into the dugout with his jacket on he looked like he definitely thought he was going to have to hit the shower. About an inning later (right after they pulled Gabbard), they showed the same Ranger (again, couldn’t tell who) bleeding from the mouth in the dugout and holding an ice pack to his face. We don’t need to stinkin Jose Guillen… Felix will shank you good and not get caught!

Richie charging the mound was aweosme in its own right. Laird set up something low – looked inside, around knee level – and the pitch missed by a good 4+ feet. It wasn’t as close to Richie as he made it out to be… From the replay all I could sense is that one got away from Gabbard. Richie just really seemed to be looking for a fight – something to vent his frustration and maybe light a fire. It made an otherwise awful game fun to watch, but the spark never caught anything.

They suck, but that certainly wasn’t boring

Fuck Everything.