5/8: Open Game Thread, Part 3
by Jeff Sullivan on May 8, 2008 8:58 PM PDT
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I missed this because Lost was on
please tell me it was awesome!
The second picture looks like Richie is kneeing him in the head
I would give him a 2 year extension if he did that
by Jordan of Boise on May 8, 2008 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Highlights on MLB.com
if you go to gameday, watch the video of Miguel Cairo walking in the 4th
For those who missed it, go to gameday and click on the videos section.
It’s there.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
"I eagerly await the day when I can shit in the living room"
~Robert
M's don't roll that way
Coach Owens has no bones
by Scruffy Lefty on May 8, 2008 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Baseboxing does not require scoring runs
or throwing strikes, or playing defense.
by eponymous_coward on May 8, 2008 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh I test drove the shit out of it
for about 4 years. Just the next 3 months are going into storage
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by Scruffy Lefty on May 8, 2008 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
hahaha how did that end up here?
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by Scruffy Lefty on May 8, 2008 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
this was fucking awesome
I was in the other room and i heard it, so I rewound and see a pitch not perticularly inside, but high…and Richie go full on hard jog at Gabbo. Throwing the helmet was fucking epic.
Ichiro would never charge the mound
He’s from Japan.
Against Texas
What the hell? Both Johjima and Ichiro get big contracts and now they suck??
On further review, yeah the pitch wasn't even close to his head.
However, Richie just shed some of his pansy reputation by actually doing something.
And Felix looks like he wants whip some ass.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
"I eagerly await the day when I can shit in the living room"
~Robert
It was totally stupid on Richie's part
but I don’t care, I defy you to find anything that energizes a demoralized fan base more than a brawl.
by Jeff Sullivan on May 8, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
No one important got hurt and I was entertained.
This is all I ask from a baseball game.
by Aaron Campeau on May 8, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Guy was making his first start after coming off the DL
for a severe back injury….
I think becasue Gabbard got re injured, Sexson is going to get hung out to dry by the league office.
Winning baseball games.
However, I realize this is the Mariners, so I won’t ask for the impossible.
by eponymous_coward on May 8, 2008 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
BTW
This image:
Comes from these two images:
I know other people have much better ideas than I do. Please, take these, and go forth and create new memes.
Let me know if you want the full 10MP originals.
I'm pretty sure Willie jokes have become a dead meme
by Jeff Sullivan on May 8, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
what else you got?
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by Scruffy Lefty on May 8, 2008 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Nothing funny.
Nice shot of pre-game Felix:
I also have a player I can’t figure out bent over. Maybe good for a generic Mariner.
All of these were taken by the GF, while I was trying to get a team ball signed.
He did that last year with Doug Davis on the mound.
Chris Snyder(who apparently is really good at various martial arts) was right on his ass ready to kill him when he started towards the mound. The look of confusion on his face when Batista turned to 1st was one of the funniest moments of the season.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
"I eagerly await the day when I can shit in the living room"
~Robert
Dont forget,,,,
The M’s play Texas next week in Texas. I know Padilla starts in one game, and he doesnt care about hit batsmen. Another game i think is TBD, which means Texas could bring up Nippert and his 97mph fastball as a spot start,
Im more concerned with retalation than anything. A broken hand for Ichiro or Beltre would absolutely bury the rest of this season.
And on a side note, why would have Gabbard thrown at Sexson when he could have thrown at 2 better players earlier that inning?
Looked like he really wanted
To let some frustration out. But that was really unlike Richie, who has a rep for getting along with everyone.
"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912)
by Ed Coffin on May 8, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Felix flipped out last year in Oakland, too
I like his passion but I’m also terrified of his passion.
by Jeff Sullivan on May 8, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, that actually has me a bit worried
If he ever gets into one he’ll be the first one throwing punches and welcoming all challengers.
by JLC on May 8, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
So
how does it feel like to have the worst team in the league with a sorry GM and coach? oh, and a team filled with cowards?
just got ownaged
how does it feel to live in Texas?
Been there….. Very dry
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by Scruffy Lefty on May 8, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Pretty great actually.
Thanks for asking.
by Smegmalicious on May 8, 2008 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
of course
a losing city with losing teams, i’m sure you are use to it by now…have fun losers.
just got ownaged
I learned something new today
If you are from Texas, the more you use “lose” and “pussy” in a sentence, the more convincing your arguments become.
by JLC on May 8, 2008 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
im from Texas
this clown is a shit representative of us
Yeah, it's pretty nice.
People think it rains a lot here, but it’s really quite temperate.
by Smegmalicious on May 8, 2008 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Spent a week there
ended up with a rash like what was shown in the other game thread
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by Scruffy Lefty on May 8, 2008 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions
That would be the Fremont Herpes
Might want to have a doctor look at that.
by Smegmalicious on May 8, 2008 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
did
no cure :(
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by Scruffy Lefty on May 8, 2008 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
See thats what I thought
But I couldn’t stop the outbreak when you mom did that thing to me. You know that thing she does with her hands? Well I’m sure it happened to you once or twice or 10x. But whatever I’ll deal.
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by Scruffy Lefty on May 8, 2008 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
You should get her to do the thing with her mouth
it’s much more effective.
by Smegmalicious on May 8, 2008 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't like blow jobs
Dick is to big. Gets rubbed raw and girls don’t like the taste of blood in their mouths
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by Scruffy Lefty on May 8, 2008 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Go easy on him.
I’m sure he is just now learning to read, and doesn’t know any better.
Are Ranger fans talking shit?
Really? Ranger fans?
I could see Angel fans. Because yeah know, they actually have SOME bragging rights.
But Ranger fans? Really?
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
"I eagerly await the day when I can shit in the living room"
~Robert
You can rec and unrec over and over again.
Yeah, other than that, I got nothing.
I love it - Richie's got a shot at making Top 10 lists for SOMETHING
Almost up there with the Izzy superkick
by Jordan of Boise on May 8, 2008 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
The master is plenty big.
That’s the best photobucket will give me.
by JI on May 8, 2008 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
8 shots of gin down
and well my wedding invitation still aren’t done….. fail
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Oh my god...
Loafie remembers how to pull the ball.
It's coming back
I just put it in the wrong place.
by Jeff Sullivan on May 8, 2008 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
It got posted on LSB
And yes, all but about 4 people there ARE oxygen thieves.
by eponymous_coward on May 8, 2008 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Rotoworld
Felix Hernandez had hit two batters, so Sexson sensed it was retaliatory when Gabbard buzzed him in the fourth, even if the pitch wasn’t all that close to hitting him.
so, sexson was objectively being a dumbass
http://www.rotoworld.com/content/playerpages/player_main.aspx?sport=MLB&id=2515
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I think we're all in agreement that what Richie did was stupid.
But it’s understandable.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
"I eagerly await the day when I can shit in the living room"
~Robert
Let's quote Jeff real quick.
pretty much every single one of you, save for Ed Coffin and like four other people, are complete idiots, and you do Adam a disservice by posting your retarded bullshit on what would otherwise be a terrific website. Do the world a favor and stop typing. Let Adam take some pleasure in his work. He deserves it.
I just remembered Jefe means boss
which is a sweet coincidence
Correct
but dumbassery and awesomeness are not mutually exclusive.
by Jeff Sullivan on May 8, 2008 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
OMG HELMOCAUST
OK . . .
I’m not watching the game – just saw the replay on gameday. From the description, I didn’t realize that Sexson was that close when he threw the helmet and hit Gabbard so squarely. That could draw an unprecedented suspension, maybe 20-50 games. I’ve never seen anything like that in the majors.
by Randy Richardson on May 8, 2008 10:54 PM CDT reply reply
by Jordan of Boise on May 8, 2008 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
just making sure
i’m watching the m’s feed and they refuse to acknowledge this much. sanity prevails.
Rare Gnats Sex
M's feed has an ex-M
ex-M will not be objective under these circumstances. And the other guy’s spineless so he’ll have to go along with it.
by Jeff Sullivan on May 8, 2008 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Attention LSB, since I know you're reading this:
Pretty much every single one of you, save for Ed Coffin and like four other people, are complete idiots, and you do Adam a disservice by posting your retarded bullshit on what is otherwise a terrific website. Do the world a favor and stop typing. Adam deserves a competent, readable community. A community of which you can’t be a part.
by Jeff Sullivan on May 8, 2008 9:25 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
You mean you meant it to end like that?
It doesn’t sound correct when I read it.
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
"A community of which you can't be a part of"
just sounds better to me.
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
How does that not sound right?
People always say that and by “People”, I mean like 98% of the world’s populaition.
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
You're not winning this battle because you are a moron
by Jeff Sullivan on May 8, 2008 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Because you used the preposition twice in the sentence for no reason.
It would be wise to not learn grammar rules by listening to spoken English.
I feel like I ought to buy Adam about a hundred beers
by Jeff Sullivan on May 8, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Buy one of those drinking helmets too, and when you bring the beer, run up and throw the helmet at him
by Jordan of Boise on May 8, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Speaking of beer, I am so stoked
The local stores get the summer beers it about now, and Winco here brings in a belgian selection for the season – cheap Hoegaarden while supplies last!
by Jordan of Boise on May 8, 2008 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I bought an El Jeffe (or some approximation of that name) for later.
First summer beer of 2008 for me. Never had it before, so hopefully it’s good.
by Aaron Campeau on May 8, 2008 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I bought some Hoegaarden last night.
Whole Foods - at least the one near my apartment - really, really likes Belgian beer.
Whole Foods generally has a good selection of Belgian beer.
Which makes sense, because it’s the most pretentious kind of beer.
I say this as a fan of both Whole Foods and Belgian beer.
by Aaron Campeau on May 8, 2008 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I would like Whole Foods
if I made 3x as much money as I do now
Yeah, it can be pretty pricey.
I just read a book that made me quite scared of a lot of the food out there, so I’m kinda trying to spend a little more on better stuff. I figure I can cut it out of somewhere else (like my ridiculous video game budget, perhaps?)
I'm lucky enough to live within walking distance of Pike Market
so I get my produce and protein from there at 1/2 the cost of Whole Foods. And for grains and such, I see no benefit in going the “organic” route and just grab cheap stuffs at TJ’s.
Yeah, since I bought a new car it's Trader Joe's for me.
But I do miss Whole Paycheck a lot.
by Aaron Campeau on May 8, 2008 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions
You know we might have assholes here at LL
but at least we’re don’t post that kind of shit.
Nicely done, Scruffy Lefty
or whoever it was who just posted on LSB
wasn't me
or I don’t think it was me but I have been drinking. You have a link?
Coach Owens has no bones
by Scruffy Lefty on May 8, 2008 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm not linking it, because it contains the picture, but here's the text:
“The Salt Content of this particular scrotum is just absolutely PERFECT, at least ,according to your mother, anyways……...God really knocked Himself out ndowing thick, purple veins to these particular testicles……Their output can only be quantitatively compared with Supernovae, so, get in line, I can fill all yer mouths with CUM…….
Those untrimmed pubes likewise show my lack of respect four you bunch of sister molesting, Sheep Raping…….......wait…….................................WAIT…….............WAIT FOR IT…….......QUEERS.
Face it, you filthy Niggers, Ain’t a single one of you claimin’ to be a Steer…….....Bitchezzzz!”
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
"I eagerly await the day when I can shit in the living room"
~Robert
Add on that the picture not linked was...
someone licking what is being referenced in the message.
Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.
In the future I would prefer we not post these things
(I know it’s a quote)
by Jeff Sullivan on May 8, 2008 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
No, not nicely done.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
"I eagerly await the day when I can shit in the living room"
~Robert
Sorry for bringing up your name, SL
I saw the picture of balls and didn’t look further.
no problem
but it wasn’t me
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by Scruffy Lefty on May 8, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Ok, whoever made an account on LSB and made the comment as Rangersfan666
probably needs to be facing a ban here as well.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
"I eagerly await the day when I can shit in the living room"
~Robert
Jesus Christ.
Ranchy and bigoted.
That’s a SBN-wide ban right there.
Yeah SBN wide ban sounds good.
That was WAY over the line.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
"I eagerly await the day when I can shit in the living room"
~Robert
I'm looking into who he is at the moment
by Jeff Sullivan on May 8, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
and IP addresses!
I fucking hate you Mariners
MAC address ban
MUCH more effective.
by eponymous_coward on May 8, 2008 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Good call
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
"I eagerly await the day when I can shit in the living room"
~Robert
I'm so hungry I can ride a horse
I fucking hate you Mariners
I don't get Radioshack commercials in NY
or whatever you’re referring to
Family Guy
Chris being Chris
I fucking hate you Mariners
It was an older episode....couldn't tell you when though.
I fucking hate you Mariners
How often did he even post here?
I fucking hate you Mariners
Tonight was his first night
Hope he enjoyed it.
by Jeff Sullivan on May 8, 2008 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
He was already walking a thin line
with the comments/pics
you miss everyone
this is how you end up with three strains of AIDS
That doesn't imply missing.
That implies catching.
In case Sexson starts a brawl and gets tossed, of course.
That, and family emergencies.
Doesn't he have a soul patch?
If so, then that. So we have a player with a soul patch.
I have no answer for this that wouldn't send me to hell
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by Scruffy Lefty on May 8, 2008 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Get out of Hell free card?
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by Scruffy Lefty on May 8, 2008 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Your getting married
I fucking hate you Mariners
I had to post it the same way Robert did.
I fucking hate you Mariners
To be perfectly honest
by banging chicks I mean my fiance’ and by banging I meant cuddling because were celibate until our wedding date :(
Coach Owens has no bones
by Scruffy Lefty on May 8, 2008 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Man that's a mistake on your part
You always test drive a car before you buy it
After all, you may be buying a Ferrari, but you don’t want to sign the papers and find out later that it’s got a lot more footroom than you expected.
by Jordan of Boise on May 8, 2008 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
answer below rally lion
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by Scruffy Lefty on May 8, 2008 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
is that a question?
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by Scruffy Lefty on May 8, 2008 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
inversely...
i left my girlfriend (and guaranteed ass) tonight for Felix Day.
fuck. i am unsmart.
damn he called my bluff
I feel slightly less cool
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by Scruffy Lefty on May 8, 2008 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
why I felt cool in the first place remains to be seen
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by Scruffy Lefty on May 8, 2008 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Coach likes getting his snooch pouted on friday nights
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by Scruffy Lefty on May 8, 2008 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Marking your territory?
I fucking hate you Mariners
Like tramp-stamp?
I fucking hate you Mariners
There's nothing endearing about tramp stamps.
by Aaron Campeau on May 8, 2008 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I am aware of this
I fucking hate you Mariners
It's a deep ocean
I fucking hate you Mariners
Well that was fun for a bit.
But I’m over it already.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
"I eagerly await the day when I can shit in the living room"
~Robert
Reading the game thread is pretty entertaining.
by Aaron Campeau on May 8, 2008 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
They're insinuating that Seattle is behind the technological curve.
See, if you’re going to talk shit about another city, you should make sure the insults have some truth to them.
by Aaron Campeau on May 8, 2008 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
you're just pissy because you're wet
because it rained on you and Starbucks ran out of soy milk.
And with my flip flops on my socks got wet.
I fucking hate you Mariners
I have three copies of each album.
You can BORROW one of mine.
by Aaron Campeau on May 8, 2008 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Also, I am a faggot.
And there’s a train running through my ballpark, because I am stupid.
by Aaron Campeau on May 8, 2008 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
So, basically, LSB posters have microcephaly?
by eponymous_coward on May 8, 2008 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
It's arguably a worse community than HH
the difference being I can’t figure out how they ended up on LSB. On HH it makes sense because the content sucks. That doesn’t apply to LSB.
by Jeff Sullivan on May 8, 2008 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I was pretty amazed the first time I read a comment thread over there.
LL is fairly crass, but it’s rarely hateful
by Aaron Campeau on May 8, 2008 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
My thoughts, too...
Reading through the threads, I didn’t see anything all that bad from us Ranger fans. I mean, none of us posted a scrotum over here.
"I know you're a bit dense but no, it doesn't. Obviously lying isn't a problem for me."
that post also had the n word
and adam was supposed to ban the one guy that kept making racial slurs
Rare Gnats Sex
Yeah that guy just signed up over here tonight and has been banned
by Jeff Sullivan on May 8, 2008 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm just saying, Jeff...
I enjoy your writing and think you’re really funny… but cruising through these comment threads, we’ve got AIDS jokes and coathanger abortion jokes? And then, you guys call us unsophisticated? Are AIDS jokes and abortions the high-brow humor?
"I know you're a bit dense but no, it doesn't. Obviously lying isn't a problem for me."
At no point did I call this community high-brow
but LSB is completely unreadable. And it’s not just game threads.
by Jeff Sullivan on May 8, 2008 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions
not to belabor a point
but please post a link because you can’t just get away with saying something like that. commenters police the hell out of that place.
are you referring to the fact that we use BP for defensive metrics or something more to do with character?
Rare Gnats Sex
Here's how this goes:
Either I post, say, five links and you say “that’s only five links,” or I post 100 links after spending the whole night making myself dumber.
I don’t read LSB comment threads very often anymore. I used to, because I like Adam and I like his site, but between the ceaseless stream of +1’s and…just…really, really stupid comments, I stick to the front page. And I’m a happier person because of it.
by Jeff Sullivan on May 8, 2008 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
just wondering what you meant
yeah, if you have a problem with +1’s, LSB is guilty as charged.
But you’re making it sound like we’re a haven for racists and assholes and that’s not true.
And I really would like to see what you consider stupid. I guarantee you for every stupid comment we have, there is someone calling the guy out on it.
There are a ton of posters on there that understand baseball (and post exclusively about that) and don’t have any obvious intellectual deficiencies. Maybe we caught you at a bad time but you’re being kind of an ornery dick about it.
Rare Gnats Sex
I think I've earned the right to be an ornery dick.
You’ve seen the Mariners, right?
I wasn’t the one who called you guys racists.
Have miles and hurlerhurley been banned yet?
by Jeff Sullivan on May 8, 2008 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions
hurlerhurley might as well be
i’ve been beating that drum for a while. and miles is miles – but it’s not like he’s a god over there. he’s ridiculed on a daily basis. you don’t have guys on here that you wish wouldn’t post? but, if that’s what you are talking about, then i get that too.
i’m just looking at the fan posts you guys have going on – most of our recs are about the minors and who to keep/advance. I’m just wondering what kind of content you all have going on here that I’m missing out on.
Rare Gnats Sex
I'd compare hurlerhurley to Coach but at least good things come out of Coach subthreads
Here’s my point, and I’ll be straight up about it: there are stupid people everywhere. There are stupid people here. There are stupid people at my job. There are stupid people at Harvard. But the ratio of stupid to non-stupid on LSB seems – to me – to be overwhelmingly large. And I don’t understand it, because Adam rocks, and there are a handful of LSB users who rock, and I don’t get when and why they got surrounded by what they did.
by Jeff Sullivan on May 8, 2008 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions
you know what
i think i understand enough to let this go. but, at least recognize the good with the bad. most of us aren’t miles and hurlerhurley.
Rare Gnats Sex
Well...
I think it’s a classless move to call out the community the way you did, and I also think it’s a little classless to ask me if I think the community sucks when I contribute there.
"I know you're a bit dense but no, it doesn't. Obviously lying isn't a problem for me."
I don't see what class has to do with this.
The LSB community is stupid. The HH community is stupid. The LL community is offensive. The BYB community is non-existent. These are facts.
by Jeff Sullivan on May 8, 2008 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Well...
you make a post calling the community out, basically (I’m thinking of the “Attention LSB” post), and then ban people that respond to you. It just seems a little … inappropriate, especially considering the gangly freakshow y’all call a first baseman had just injured our pitcher.
You then, further down in this thread, you ask me to admit that, and I forget the exact words you used, the LSB community is douchey or whatever. I don’t know, that just strikes me as wrong.
I mean, looking through this gameday thread, we’ve got post after post after post about how stupid Texans are, la la la. And yet somehow we’re the bigots.
"I know you're a bit dense but no, it doesn't. Obviously lying isn't a problem for me."
The only people I banned were trolls who came over to call Sexson a pussy
and I don’t think I’ve used the word “douchey” ever in my life.
by Jeff Sullivan on May 8, 2008 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Eh...
douchey was a paraphrase.
Either way, I read just the front page, here, too. I don’t think it’s necessarily because your community is retarded (or whatever), it’s because I’ve interacted with you online for a while and find your writing funny. But I don’t get your community’s in-jokes, and don’t find them particularly funny.
But I wouldn’t go over to LSB and post that LL is a bunch of douchebags. I’ve linked your posts before, because I think they’re good and worth reading.
"I know you're a bit dense but no, it doesn't. Obviously lying isn't a problem for me."
Well, see, I'm kind of an asshole
I suppose it’s really just a matter of personal taste, but I feel pretty strongly about this one. I really can’t stand that community. For me, he bad smothers the good.
LL might be just as bad. I don’t know, I’m biased and incapable of seeing what this place looks like to an outsider. But even if this place sucks, I remain convinced that LSB’s comment threads suck, too.
by Jeff Sullivan on May 8, 2008 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I didn't say this place sucks...
anyway, l8er, h8er.
"I know you're a bit dense but no, it doesn't. Obviously lying isn't a problem for me."
You do know it's supposed to be h8r right?
with the 8 = ate?
I know you didn't
but I’m sure there are people who would, so consider that a pre-emptive defense.
by Jeff Sullivan on May 8, 2008 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah...
let me clarify: LL doesn’t suck, only Jeff sucks.
"I know you're a bit dense but no, it doesn't. Obviously lying isn't a problem for me."
You're taking a lot of hate today, Jeff.
Need a hug or something?
I would post an LOLcat, but I think he'd ban me.
by Aaron Campeau on May 8, 2008 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, I like LOLcats.
But I know you hate them. So it’s not so much intelligent as subservient.
by Aaron Campeau on May 8, 2008 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Subservience is a sign of intelligence.
At least that’s why I tell my insecure mistress.
by Jeff Sullivan on May 8, 2008 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I saw on of those on USSM
I didn’t know what to do.
by JI on May 8, 2008 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Taking a break from fucking everything I see.
Am I taking a lot of hate? If you’re referring to what they’re saying on LSB, I haven’t read it and don’t plan on reading it.
by Jeff Sullivan on May 8, 2008 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah they weren't real nice to you.
It’s okay, we still love you as if you were our favorite drunken uncle.
I wouldn't expect them to be nice
but after the whole hacker incident I’ve realized there are more important things to do than paying attention to people who suck.
by Jeff Sullivan on May 8, 2008 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions
This is a good life strategy.
I should do that more.
by Aaron Campeau on May 8, 2008 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Still, it's got to bring you down a little bit.
Although I suppose beer is the solution to emotional downers.
Curse my chronically inept liver, I shall never know the sweet, wonderful bliss that is beer.
I play jazz music
Heroin is our drug of choice.
I can't imagine that's good for the liver,
by Aaron Campeau on May 8, 2008 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions
It isn't
but you know, it’s a time honored tradition within the jazz community to kill yourself with a heroin overdose.
This is true.
You could go the Wynton Marsalis route and shame anyone who has a good time, ever, though.
by Aaron Campeau on May 8, 2008 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Doesn't bring me down because I'm not reading it
and besides, I don’t really have much interest in hearing what stupid people think about me. Why would I?
by Jeff Sullivan on May 8, 2008 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm rubbing one out...
as I watch each of your posts pop up on my screen, Jeff.
"I know you're a bit dense but no, it doesn't. Obviously lying isn't a problem for me."
you know ben
this guy is like what 21-22? high opinion of himself, low opinion of others. remind you of anyone?
might as well go back to our own board if you want to pick that scab.
Rare Gnats Sex
Yah...
I know to whom you’re referring, but I like Jeff. The other… not so much.
"I know you're a bit dense but no, it doesn't. Obviously lying isn't a problem for me."
You got that one right...
also the Mormons and homosexuals. That triumvirate has been oppressing my family for far too long.
"I know you're a bit dense but no, it doesn't. Obviously lying isn't a problem for me."
I think it's high time Adam embrace his inner crazy
by Jeff Sullivan on May 8, 2008 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions
When my inner crazy...
starts posting scrotums on LSB, I tell it, “Shut up, you, or I’ll take two pills!”
"I know you're a bit dense but no, it doesn't. Obviously lying isn't a problem for me."
Shut up, brain, or I’ll poke you with a q-tip.
by Jeff Sullivan on May 8, 2008 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions
You see, that's the kind of stuff
that isn’t tolerated here.
And as a member of the LDS church who just so happens to swear like a drunken sailor
Fuck you, kind sir!
I forgot that other people here aren't as familiar with Ben's sense of humor
by Jeff Sullivan on May 8, 2008 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions
You can call me...
mean LDS names, if you want. Like instead of “fuck you, kind sir,” you could say “fuck you, Proddy.”
"I know you're a bit dense but no, it doesn't. Obviously lying isn't a problem for me."
Isn't not being mean...
...a central tenet of the LDS faith? I’ve never met a member of the LDS church I didn’t like personally, and I’m a Grade-A heathen.
by Aaron Campeau on May 8, 2008 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Orson Scott Card's
A grade-A asshole. There are pricks in every faith/organization.
Yeah, but I've never met him.
I liked Ender’s Game until I was old enough to figure out what it was actually about, though. But on the whole, you guys are alright. The people who practice the denomination of Christianity that I was raised with could learn a thing or two from you re: how to treat people that disagree with them.
by Aaron Campeau on May 9, 2008 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions
I can see that.
It would explain Hendrix and Cobain, too.
by Aaron Campeau on May 9, 2008 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions
That book sucked balls...
I mean, doesn’t Orson Scott Card get tired of Messianic themes? I heard they’re making a movie out of it, and that’s going to suck balls, too. I’ll watch it, the same as I’ve read Ender’s Game 400 times, but I’ll hate every second of it.
"I know you're a bit dense but no, it doesn't. Obviously lying isn't a problem for me."
You can say...
mean anti-Semitic things to me, if you want. My name was Benjamin Morristein before I changed it for my acting career.
"I know you're a bit dense but no, it doesn't. Obviously lying isn't a problem for me."
I endorse the direction of this subthread
by Jeff Sullivan on May 8, 2008 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Eh we only go as far as
Anne Frank jokes here.
Aww Jeff we know that deep down you're crying
We’re here for you, buddy. We’re here for you.
I don't think you're here for Jeff
he’s just another everything that you’re fucking
by seattlebruin on May 9, 2008 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions
What did Lord Byron say of Percy Shelley in the Summer of 1823?
Near this Spot
are deposited the Remains of one
who possessed Beauty without Vanity,
Strength without Insolence,
Courage without Ferosity,
and all the Virtues of Man without his Vices.
I knocked up his wife,
but don’t worry, I gave her a [COATHANGER]
Is that highbrow enough for you?
by Jordan of Boise on May 8, 2008 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Today was that guys first day...he's not really an LL guy.
I fucking hate you Mariners
There was a comment over there
in which a poster was hoping Ichiro would be “hit between his slanty eyes”
I’m not going to go look it up. The comments over there are absolutely disgusting, and this is coming from someone who posts here.
Adam doesn’t deserve the fucktards who post there.
that was one
and i didn’t agree wtih it, and seriously that doesn’t happen alot. and, like i said, one of your guys used the n word.
Rare Gnats Sex
That wasn't one of our guys.
That was a random troll who had never posted here before tonight. I think it’s important to point that out.
by Aaron Campeau on May 8, 2008 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I've been through there a few times.
And the people seem like they would be pretty predisposed to the Penny-Arcade anonymous douchebag formula.
That's...
open-minded of you.
"I know you're a bit dense but no, it doesn't. Obviously lying isn't a problem for me."
You know I like you, Ben
but do you disagree that the LSB community sucks?
by Jeff Sullivan on May 8, 2008 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
dude you are way off base
next time you see something, message me or something. I’ve been posting there for a really long time and I doubt we are all that different in terms of what we consider unreadable. I don’t know what you are talking about.
it seems like these boards are about the same. there’s a few guys who say outrageous things and people just laugh it off as a guy being drunk. except on our board, we actually get mad at the guy too
Rare Gnats Sex
Maybe I've just become too accustomed to our own sorts of threads
but I read an awful lot of baseball websites, and for me, personally, I have the most difficulty trying to wade through HH and LSB. I don’t even do it anymore because it just isn’t worth my time.
by Jeff Sullivan on May 8, 2008 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Texas is nowhere near as bad as people make it out to be.
by Aaron Campeau on May 8, 2008 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Depends, Texas is a big place
There are great swaths of Texas that rival Burma in their shittiness.
I lived in TX for about a year while in the Army – there were plenty of cool places to go with a 2-4 hour drive, but if you were to throw a dart at a map of the state you’re more likely to find a place where black people aren’t welcome after sundown than you are Matthew McConahey’s bongo sweatlodge.
by Jordan of Boise on May 8, 2008 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Even though I set it up.
I still laughed.
by Aaron Campeau on May 8, 2008 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
oh fuck why didn't that bitch tell me
fuck fuck fuck gotta get tested brb
by JLC on May 8, 2008 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Ladies and Gentlement, your 2008 Mariners!
by Jordan of Boise on May 8, 2008 9:49 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Not true
Eight Belles at least finished 2nd.
by Gomez on May 8, 2008 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah, I meant...
puked on his friend, beat him up, and drove drunk into something… Where the hell is that article?
How does that make a difference?
Coach Owens has no bones
by Scruffy Lefty on May 8, 2008 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
good point
dude, talk her into 2girls1cup action first.
gotta ease her into your fetishes.
Talk coach into my fetishes
;)
Coach Owens has no bones
by Scruffy Lefty on May 8, 2008 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
and....
im disturbed.
well done. thats not easy.
They did in 2004 and in 2005 and in 2006 and in the last bit of 2007
by Jeff Sullivan on May 8, 2008 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Remind me
What happened to Bob Melvin after the vote of confidence Lincoln gave him in May 2004?
by eponymous_coward on May 8, 2008 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
So that means Bavasi is going to take the Dodgers to the playoffs?
by eponymous_coward on May 8, 2008 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I figure the Dodgers would treat him as a legacy.
Sort of like how W got into Yale.
by eponymous_coward on May 8, 2008 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
It would be hilarious
if this disgrace finally got them to sign Bonds, and then we reeled off 15 wins in a row or something.
by Matthew on May 8, 2008 9:56 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
No way
Bonds doesn’t have the footspeed to take part in our 3 GIDPs a night. SMALLBALL
by Jordan of Boise on May 8, 2008 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
It's more hilarious in my reality
where the A’s cut Rich Harden and he signs with us and puts up a cy young rest of 2008.
on and jered weaver retires to go smoke weed in India.
The Weaver Bros. and Ricky WIlliams should open a restaurant.
by Aaron Campeau on May 8, 2008 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Are there naked supermodels in your kitchen in your reality?
Because there sure are in mine.
by eponymous_coward on May 8, 2008 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
One's in the kitchen
another’s in the laundry room. And I think there’s one in the yard.
by Jeff Sullivan on May 8, 2008 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
You know, honestly, 99% baseball fights are a real cocktease
You get maybe, maybe one punch, then three minutes of synchronized sumo and competitive posturing. I want to see a genuine KO before my time is done in this world.
I'd love to be in one of your lectures tomorrow
by Jeff Sullivan on May 8, 2008 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Not the same
Powerpoints aren’t hung over.
by Jeff Sullivan on May 8, 2008 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Bullpen has been fairly sharp tonight
I fucking hate you Mariners
Just got here...flew from Seattle to Florida
and I had hoped to see a W, but god damn, they are fucking shut out again. Even the bloody Marlins have a better record than them. I can’t be more frustrated with this fucking team. Straight to the cellar, hopefully they anticipating on rebuilding soon.
You missed a fun game thread.
Apparently we’re all fags.
by Aaron Campeau on May 8, 2008 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I suggest you don't read any quotes made by Armstrong today
at least while breakable objects are within reach.
by eponymous_coward on May 8, 2008 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
thats not the only thing its touching ;)
8=====>
Coach Owens has no bones
by Scruffy Lefty on May 8, 2008 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Really?
I just thought it was an 8 and an arrow.
Are you through fucking everything now?
by eponymous_coward on May 8, 2008 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
8==[
I would say that is a yes
Coach Owens has no bones
by Scruffy Lefty on May 8, 2008 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Unless it's six.
So yeah, we better not score.
by Aaron Campeau on May 8, 2008 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Where it's fightin' to get out,
but then you kill it?
and he gets a "hit" anyway
I would have just surrendered.
by AtomicGarden on May 8, 2008 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Jeff....What kind of recap you going for tonight?
I fucking hate you Mariners
Hopefully something about erections
Coach Owens has no bones
by Scruffy Lefty on May 8, 2008 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
You know, there's probably enough room over at DRays Bay that we could all just move in.
by Jordan of Boise on May 8, 2008 10:12 PM PDT reply actions
Why wait for an off day?
Half the fun (70 percent) would be missing a Mariners’ game.
by Jordan of Boise on May 8, 2008 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I agree with this statement.
I fucking hate you Mariners
Higher participation if we did it on an off day
by Jeff Sullivan on May 8, 2008 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Put up a thread for the M's game and close the comments
by Jordan of Boise on May 8, 2008 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I've thought about doing that
but now you just ruined it.
by Jeff Sullivan on May 8, 2008 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
whos making the diary
Coach Owens has no bones
by Scruffy Lefty on May 8, 2008 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Okay, so, I know it's early, but what about next Monday?
The Mariners are off and the Rays are in Oakland. And since it’s a 7:05 start we can even work in our usual House memes.
by Jeff Sullivan on May 8, 2008 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
monday after mother's day?
or monday after that?
I was thrown off
apparently we play Texas against next Monday.
So what I meant was Monday the 19th.
by Jeff Sullivan on May 8, 2008 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions
What the hell is your soccer schedule?
I need to be accommodating with planning this since I expect only a handful of us would participate.
by Jeff Sullivan on May 8, 2008 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
There ya go..but most of the regulars...which is all we really care about, right?
I fucking hate you Mariners
monday nights >:(
I was unamused with the moving of House to Mondays.
and I have offdays the 12th and the 26th, but not the 19th.
Okay maybe we'll just do this on a weekend when the M's play late
by Jeff Sullivan on May 8, 2008 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
thursdays would work
but the next Ms off day has the rays playing at 4 pac time
God dammit we'll figure this out another day
by Jeff Sullivan on May 8, 2008 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions
then again, maybe a weekend would be best
so Graham can participate.
I hope the M's don't crawl back into contention and take the wind out of this
by Jeff Sullivan on May 8, 2008 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions
If the M's blow is it ok if I care more about my fantasy team?
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
Rays have a 10.00 start Saturday the 17th
M’s have a night game
by JI on May 8, 2008 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Godammit that's the Cards game.
Good: Joel, Franklin might pitch
Bad: I can’t in good conscience all out as a Rays homer unless Joel is pitching.
by JI on May 8, 2008 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Question for those of you using MLB.TV
Is it worth shelling out the extra cash for the premium package versus the regular 400K stream?
I always watch on 800K but that's because I take a lot of screengrabs
I think 400K should be fine for simple viewing if you’re looking to save money.
by Jeff Sullivan on May 8, 2008 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm debating whether or not
I want to take full advantage of my 15/5 Verizon FIOS internet connection.
at least it's a game I'll be watching anyway
I’ll get working on new Bonds’ photoshops.
by JI on May 8, 2008 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't they already have a Bonds/Rays photoshop?
by Jeff Sullivan on May 8, 2008 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions
not with an american flag they don't
plus, if they are near identical to our photoshops it increases the funny factor
by JI on May 8, 2008 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Um, getting a useless hit is ironic.
by eponymous_coward on May 8, 2008 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
You have to specify.
Not every Cairo hit is a useless hit, but they are all unexpected, useless or not.
A lot.
This is gonna’ be a really long summer.
by Aaron Campeau on May 8, 2008 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Once I give up hope, I don't really care if they win or lose.
Bad baseball is still better than no baseball
by Aaron Campeau on May 8, 2008 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Finally.
Time for bed, at 1:15.
I was hoping for another fight.
Can someone give me the run down on the fight?
I just got online here, I don’t know what happened outside the boxscore?
Watch the replay on the official website
by Jeff Sullivan on May 8, 2008 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Holy shit that was amazing.
I would’ve wanted to be at the game just to witness that in person. Its too bad Sexson can’t show that toughness hitting the ball. I give Sexson props, that was badass throwing his helmet at the pitcher.
that does it
23 innings without a run.
1 in our last 32.
im going to go kill a hooker.
and a hobo.
.............and a real person too.
Hookers and hobos are real people.
Go kill the head of a mrketing firm.
by Aaron Campeau on May 8, 2008 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Corporate lawyer, ambulance chaser, yes.
Badass Morris Dees type lawyer, no.
by Aaron Campeau on May 8, 2008 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Again, Milton Bradley wins awesome points with me today.
He’s spared from the fucking as well.
Every hope I had for this season has been absolutely crushed
There is no coming back from this devastating series.
Holy shit
Ichiro actually got involved in that brawl.
ICHIRO HURTS THE TEAM
BY GETTING INTO BRAWLS
by eponymous_coward on May 8, 2008 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions
After reading through some
of the LSB comments, I have come to the conclusion that the commenters there somehow possess less intelligence than those on HH. This is not a good thing.
Also, I just finished watching the gameday replay. Richie is fucking awesome, and he gets a 2 month free-of-shit card.
But we're agreed that, while awesome, it was stupid, yes?
by Jeff Sullivan on May 8, 2008 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes.
I tried to justify it to myself as being warranted, but it really wasn’t.
by Aaron Campeau on May 8, 2008 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
It may have been, but tonight is not the night to admt that.
Tonight is the night Richie went out and beat some TX ass.
Stupid things can be awesome.
They are not mutually exclusive.
If it is it's purely coincidental
I left for about an hour to play GTA.
In CA there's quite a few people.
You have to learn certain things, like a modicum of some language, to get by.
In TX, all you need is a way to get food into your mouth, and maybe some hatred of anything not you.
can we lay off the slandering of entire states of people based on a few idiots?
I rather like many thing in Texas.
It's more than a few idiots.
But, yes, I’ll head to bed now, and give it up by the morning.
I wish they would stop exporting their
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by eponymous_coward on May 8, 2008 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions
(COATHANGERS)
they export those?
I fucking hate you Mariners
So, lets see.
Owned:
- Kevin Millwood
Got owned by:
- Kason Gabbard (kinda)
- Sidney Ponson
- Darell Rasner
- Mike Mussina
The Mojo’s rising!
I hope our offense is excited to face Lackey, Verlander, Beckett, Matsuzaka
Sabathia, Harden (?), Kazmir, Halladay. You know, like, real aces.
Why do people not understand
that he’s got a .695 OPS right now?
Half the morons calling for a trade for him
probably expect Griffey to play CF as soon as he’s here. Getting him makes absolutely no sense.
He has a .695 On base %???
Trade now trade now trade now!!!
...... I’m still advocating the trade because I want to be entertained, as long as we’re gonna suck
by seattlebruin on May 9, 2008 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions
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