5/8: Open Game Thread, Part 2
by Jeff Sullivan on May 8, 2008 8:00 PM PDT
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Someone bring back that Jim Mora picture to this thread
But crudely photoshop (Microsoft Paint) John McLaren over Mora.
This team is giving me a rash
Coach Owens has no bones
by Scruffy Lefty on May 8, 2008 8:04 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
god dam SBN 2.o
so didn’t mean to do that
Coach Owens has no bones
by Scruffy Lefty on May 8, 2008 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Admit it
You all feel like this right now
Coach Owens has no bones
by Scruffy Lefty on May 8, 2008 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Look in a mirror
Coach Owens has no bones
by Scruffy Lefty on May 8, 2008 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Well I'm fired.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 8, 2008 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
at least the Spurs are playing well for me
because this is a bastardization of a game
Fuck the Spurs
I fucking hate you Mariners
I don't think you quite understand the concept of "everything"
by Jeff Sullivan on May 8, 2008 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
BrianL was the fucker
the rest of us and everything we own were the fuckees.
by Jeff Sullivan on May 8, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
from how it used to be
Much improved and improving
Coach Owens has no bones
by Scruffy Lefty on May 8, 2008 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions
bring back plunking rules
make is a mans game again.
and stop chasing batters when they get upset
Just let them say their peace unless it’s over the line.
Every sport is getting way to touchy with these things
Anyways, Jeff.
The only reason I was happy the Rays lost was because Jackson shut us out when we faced him. Otherwise, I cheer for the Rays.
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
Shut your mouth
You have no bones
Coach Owens has no bones
by Scruffy Lefty on May 8, 2008 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
To be perfectly honest
I have no idea
Coach Owens has no bones
by Scruffy Lefty on May 8, 2008 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
This seemed abudantly clear at the time
and is consistent with your past behavior.
by JI on May 8, 2008 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
You liked them when they were stupid, stupid
by Jeff Sullivan on May 8, 2008 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
QUIT TALKING ABOUT THE RAYS
mY FRIEND DIED WRITING ABOUT THE RAYS
by Jeff Sullivan on May 8, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Good. Now they can win and Jackson won't get the win.
Now we can all be happy.
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
23-1?
i just figured it out.
the Ms are just paying homage to the New York baseball Knickerbockers. the inventors of the modern rules of baseball.
thats nice of them.
He probably says it during commercial breaks
Along with “I’m bored out of my fucking mind give me a fucking drink!”
hahahahaha
[blank stare that enhances mock laughter]
by JI on May 8, 2008 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I think I'm gonna take the next series off.
Or maybe the next two series.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
"I eagerly await the day when I can shit in the living room"
~Robert
Might as well take the rest of the season off.
And hey, since they’re just gonna keep trading their prospects away for eternal mediocrity, just stop cheering for the M’s altogether. You’re lucky you’re a fan of the best team in baseball.
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
Yeah but they have to give those runs back with interest, right?
You can’t score more than one per inning. Right?
by JLC on May 8, 2008 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
This is all my fault for not going to every Ms game
I’m 3-0 so far this year.
Ryan Ludwick is a fucking manbeast who will not regress
by JI on May 8, 2008 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
with defense!
I find it ironic the Mariners have the best internet fans and the Cardinals have lame ones.
by JI on May 8, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
The Diamondbacks and Mariners are a combined 37-33
by Robert on May 8, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Felix and Webb are a combined 10-2
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
"I eagerly await the day when I can shit in the living room"
~Robert
Umm okay now its just getting weird
This is like getting 6 heads in a row
I can't remember the last time you admitted to actually watching a game
by Jeff Sullivan on May 8, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Remember when we had an above average offense?
like the first week?
Such hope back then.
When I went to bed on Opening Day I was in a phenomenal mood
by Jeff Sullivan on May 8, 2008 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Then we lost on the first Felix day of the year.
And that mood disappeared, right?
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
Nick Johnson's current OBP: .409
Even though he’s only batting .216 right now. He’s just that unlucky on balls in play right now.
Don’t trade for him though…a hustler like Jim Bowden would end up with the M’s entire farm given that he’s negotiating with Bavasi.
This team is giving me a rash
Coach Owens has no bones
by Scruffy Lefty on May 8, 2008 8:18 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Dude, I actually might flag you.
This is seriously disgusting
by JLC on May 8, 2008 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Thanks. If I wasn't fired from my job before
I am now.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 8, 2008 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't get it but this makes it funnier
by Jeff Sullivan on May 8, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
sigh
SBN 2.0 hates me
Coach Owens has no bones
by Scruffy Lefty on May 8, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I know a guy in Mexico
Anybody got $20 on Steroids?
Suck It! If you don't know what IT is, then I can't help you.
Are we at like 28 inings with only 1 run?
I fucking hate you Mariners
never cared for the GTA series
Pop goes the buttsy on the left hand side!!
by PhilKenSebben on May 8, 2008 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, I much prefer playing with my Easy Bake Oven too
by JLC on May 8, 2008 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
It was possible to put the resulting mass in your mouth.
by JI on May 8, 2008 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I bet Batista told Felix what he "found out".
Get away from the King, Miguel. :(
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
Christ!!!!!!!!!
If we ain’t gonna win, they ought not enjoy beating us!
Suck It! If you don't know what IT is, then I can't help you.
At least theres some good news
I turned 21 yesterday, so I can now procure as much booze as I need to wash away the memories of this travesty of a season.
make a run for me.
It’s gonna be a long season, and i’m not able to relieve my sorrows until 4/16/2009
What was he talking about?
I fucking hate you Mariners
If they bring Felix back out in the 5th
I will shit my pants
And I will eat my pants
You're gonna make them eat your shit
then shit out your shit, then eat their shit which is made up of your shit that you made them eat
You're a professor, right?
Such profound eloquence.
by Jeff Sullivan on May 8, 2008 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
"somebody light a match"
did sims just do his impersanation of the Ms and take a shit in the booth?
God dammit
I thought there was another hockey game on
Chris Paul is amazing..damn
I fucking hate you Mariners
HELL YES
ENTERTAINMENT FOR US ALL
NEEDS LESS SUCK
FUCK YES
FINALLY…....SOMEONE HAS BALLS!
Suck It! If you don't know what IT is, then I can't help you.
WTF?
Eddie Guardado’s Still In The Fucking LEAGUE?!
Suck It! If you don't know what IT is, then I can't help you.
HAHAHAHAHA
he threw his fucking helmet at him! HAHHAHAHAHAA
Good for Bradley
Chew the hell out of a teammate if they’re being idiotic.
And go Richie!
WHAT'S HAPPENING?!?!?!?!?!?!?
WHAT’S HAPPENING??
?
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I’M NOT BY A TV
WHAT’S HAPPENING??
?
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I’M NOT BY A TV
WHAT’S HAPPENING??
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I’M NOT BY A TV
WHAT’S HAPPENING??
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I’M NOT BY A TVWHAT’S HAPPENING??
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I’M NOT BY A TV
I think he was supposed to throw at him, but didn't really want to.
I’m probably wrong, though.
by Aaron Campeau on May 8, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Sexson threw his helmet at the Pitcher
Milton Bradley kicked Lairds ass
Coach Owens has no bones
by Scruffy Lefty on May 8, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Eddie G
holding Felix back
Coach Owens has no bones
by Scruffy Lefty on May 8, 2008 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Richie got one high near his head and he went ballistic
rushed the mound, threw his helmet at gabbard, and pounced on him. Then the benches cleared and Felix got into the middle of it and went nuts too
We beaned two guys, then someone threw a high fastball at Richie
Then Richie charged the mound, threw his helmet at the pithcer and a very emotional clusterfuck ensued.
Good times.
by Smegmalicious on May 8, 2008 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
That was enough to flip back and watch the replay
Throwing his helmet was just like when Sweeney charged Jeff Weaver.
Also, Manny once charged the mound once on a Roger Clemens pitch up and nowhere close to him too.
That was entertaining
But Sexson is definitely at fault here
Felix
He’s used up…..........Next Pitch Should Be In Laird’s Ocipital LOBE!
Injury Report: Gerald Laird
Reason: Death
Length:Season
Suck It! If you don't know what IT is, then I can't help you.
Sexson is fricking crazy, that wasn't THAT close
Not enough to warrant attack
OMG they are making out
I fucking hate you Mariners
LOL
CAN’T UNSEE IT!
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 8, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
WTF? Why is that bitch still in the game?
I’d hoped when Sexson fell on him we broke his hand.
WHY???
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?????
by Smegmalicious on May 8, 2008 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Charge the mound Cairo, make yourself useful.
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
In other words...
It wasn’t close to Richie’s head at all, he was just looking for the closest excuse to start a brawl and “ignite some fire”... or some lame baseball cliche’.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 8, 2008 8:39 PM PDT reply actions
Now hit Cairo in the head
I fucking hate you Mariners
Team Chemistry is at a peak right now
WE accelerated by 1000%
Who else got tossed?
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 8, 2008 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Just Sexson, but our only bench players left are catchers.
I kind of want someone to have to leave the game…it’ll force squinty to do something interesting.
by Smegmalicious on May 8, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
rattled?
Jesus the guy is made of vaginas
Coach Owens has no bones
by Scruffy Lefty on May 8, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
J and K are right next to each other on the keyboard.
He’s a typo baby.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 8, 2008 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Props to Richie
most of the time, the charger ends up looking like a fool. Richie landed some serious hurt on Gabbard.
A 6'8" guy pussing out and throwing his helmet is tough?
Wow…you must be a basketball fan.
by Smegmalicious on May 8, 2008 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Throwing his helmet was.
He could have at least punched the guy or done something less girly. He’s the biggest guy on the team! Give me a break.
by Smegmalicious on May 8, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
throwing your helmet is not pussing out
it’s smart fighting. He had a potential weapon, he used it, and then bowled into the guy.
No, it's not.
If you use that logic he’s dumb for throwing the bat. A helmet is not an effective weapon, it’s light plastic. He should have tackled the guy or punched him or something. As it stands he bounced his helmet off of him then kind of ran into him. Not very impressive.
by Smegmalicious on May 8, 2008 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
yes, he clearly should have attacked with the bat.
Look, you’re wrong here.
No I'm not, I'm pointing out a flaw in your logic
your’e saying it’s smart to use a weapon in a fist fight. I’m saying by your logic he should have used the bat.
If you’re starting a fistfight, you use fists, not helmets or whatever. To me, watching this a few times on the DVR, it looked like he was pissed and then ran out and kind of didn’t know what to do so he threw his helmet instead of actually fighting.
by Smegmalicious on May 8, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Using bat=attempted murder.
Throwing helmet=he shields his face and is mostly defenseless.
by Aaron Campeau on May 8, 2008 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Throwing his helmet is bush league
you don’t throw shit at people in a fist fight, you just don’t. I don’t know if you’ve ever actually been in a fight, but it’s just not done unless you’re a hobo flicking a cigarette at someone, or a punk in a bar throwing glasses and shit. I’m a bouncer, I see and get in a lot of fights, if you throw something at someone in a fight you’re going to get a ton of people on you fucking you up because it’s just not done.
by Smegmalicious on May 8, 2008 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
And I'm sure if he didn't throw his helmet
the rest of the Rangers would have let him and Kason just talk it out.
Christ.
Look, I'm just saying I think it's a weak ass move
It looked stupid, it was pointless and I don’t like it. Whatever justifications we’re using it’s a matter of opinion, and you’re not just automatically right because your opinion differs from mine and i’m not right because mine differs from yours.
I don’t recall a lot of mound charging prescient, I’m just saying I thought it was weak. I don’t see why you have to be an ass about it.
by Smegmalicious on May 8, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Because pissed off guys charging the mound are thinking rationally
Yes, he should have been aware of this. Uh huh.
That's not my logic because I'm not fucking retarded.
You use whatever you can in a fight, but a bat is not one of them because you’ll land your ass in jail. How many baseball brawls do you see where they actually land a punch?
Nolan FUCKING Ryan!
That’s how it’s done!
by Smegmalicious on May 8, 2008 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I bet if Robin Ventura had somehow distracted Nolan Ryan he would have been more succesful in that fight...
But how would be have CAUSED such a distraction?
by Aaron Campeau on May 8, 2008 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Thats not the only thing rising :)
8==>
Coach Owens has no bones
by Scruffy Lefty on May 8, 2008 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
oh shit Gabbard's clitoris is bleeding
by Jeff Sullivan on May 8, 2008 8:41 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
RICHIE INJURED GABBBARD! LOOOOOLLLLL
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
Dave Sims
fugilistic?
WOW! This is the first time I’ve EVER thought that Sims attended College.
However, he DID have plenty of me to look that uncharacteristically big word up…....
Never thought I’d yearn for Ron Fairly.
Suck It! If you don't know what IT is, then I can't help you.
Fuck off that's the best thing this fanbase has had for a long time.
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
Seriously though Richie is 6'9 or something ridiculous
If he wants to put the hurt on someone he will
Yeah Sexson is a real badass...
What’s he hitting? 200? 210? Fucking pussy
by henryfinkel on May 8, 2008 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Richie wins so much from that scenario.
He gets a short vacation, fans like him way more. Money isn’t an issue.
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
For The Mariners marketing towards family fun
The crowd seemed to love that quite a bit.
Sexton is a
Clown ass
"My death certificate will probably say: 'Cause of Death: World Series.'" Jamey Newberg
It's true
That pitch wasn’t even inside just high. Bush League.
"My death certificate will probably say: 'Cause of Death: World Series.'" Jamey Newberg
Look, neither of our teams are going anywhere this season.
Enjoy the exciting games while they last.
by JLC on May 8, 2008 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Nor do I.
Content is good, comments…wow.
by Aaron Campeau on May 8, 2008 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Yep
AJM is awesome. Lonestarball is among my regular readings. But the comments are really really bad.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
"I eagerly await the day when I can shit in the living room"
~Robert
I reckon...
planned move. Sexon looking to ignite something in the team. Good for him!
Either that or he just went bat-sh*t after sucking for so long, and getting booed by home fans.
You could be a part-time model...but you'd probably still have to keep your normal job
Brawl made today's game worth watching.
Thanks Richie!
kind of pathetic and stupid in retrospect, imo
But at the time it was def cool
I completely missed the fight.
Huzzah for mlb.tv archive!
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
"I eagerly await the day when I can shit in the living room"
~Robert
LOL
The M’s still couldn’t score that inning
"My death certificate will probably say: 'Cause of Death: World Series.'" Jamey Newberg
Isn't he a rassler?
He could have laid the smack down on someone out there, him and Milton Bradley in a cage match
would have if it was King Awesome
im sure of it
Beltre can fight his own fight.
They’re the Rangers. He can handle it easily.
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
Felicks
WLL GET THE WINNING RUN, BOTTOM OF 5…......LOL LOL LOL ROFLMA!!!!! LOL LOL LOL!!!!
Suck It! If you don't know what IT is, then I can't help you.
There are very few fanbases who's team have a more pathetic history than ours
The Rangers are one of them.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
"I eagerly await the day when I can shit in the living room"
~Robert
Yeah, leaving Felix in is insane.
He’s had shitty control, what if lets a pitch get away and nails another batter? You have another brawl.
Not to mention the obvious part about there being no reason for him to pitch anymore tonight.
I have a feeling if I posted the first pick I found
I would be permanently banned
Coach Owens has no bones
by Scruffy Lefty on May 8, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I respect what Felix is trying to do here...
...he feels the need to go out there and give at least one more inning to help the pen out. I admire his sense of responsibility, but somebody should pat him on the back, thank him for his consideration, and send him to the showers.
FELIX IS PUMPED
I don’t know if he thinks we’re going to score runs or if he just likes striking people out.
Felix still pumped up
me thinks he no likes the rangers
felix is a litttle bitch
he’s getting owned tonight
by meatbonelefty on May 8, 2008 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Just ignore him..he wants you to react.
I fucking hate you Mariners
Silva...Richie...Batista...Vidro....let's not go there.
I fucking hate you Mariners
are you kidding me?
How much are you payings Sexsons bitch ass ass with his 200 avg. and K’s? what a joke
by meatbonelefty on May 8, 2008 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey, can somebody tell me what Milton Bradley's involvement with the fight was?
Why was he mixing it up with Gerald Laird? Did he forget for a moment which team he’s on?
Laird was being a fucking retard
and Bradley wasn’t going to stand for it.
trying to defuse it
alternatively, Milton Bradley is batshit insane.
pick your answer.
He was trying to
re-tear his ACL so he could be paid and wouldn’t have to be more embarrassed by playing on the Rangers.
Cheeseburgers are delicious.
2 girs. 1 cup.
At least we don't have Zito's contract.
So I was at the game in 2005 where we finally beat Pedro
Sexson through the ball bucket onto the field after being ejected in the 1st after a K that game.
We beat Pedro with an infield of Willie Bloomquist, Jose Lopez, Mike Morse, and Dave Hansen.
I was photoshopping during the beginning of this game.
by Faux on May 8, 2008 9:00 PM PDT reply actions 9 recs
Why?
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on May 8, 2008 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
because it feels sooooooo gooood
Coach Owens has no bones
by Scruffy Lefty on May 8, 2008 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Richie charging the mound
shows the fans and baseball that it has some fire still.
but it might have just been letting off some frustration.
“yeah, that might have been it. but i think it was because you turned the light on.” 
Willie killed a fan...bahaha
I fucking hate you Mariners
HE'S A ZOMBIE!!
I fucking hate you Mariners
"When you throw at someones head you start messing with his career"
I think Ritchie sucking has down more damage to his career than any fastball to the head could.
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