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The first part of this video
is me watching the M’s this year (NSFW unless you have headphones)
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
Also, I'm always down for some online Grand Theft Auto IV or Rock Band. Gamertag: Phildopip
by Phildopip on
May 8, 2008 7:41 AM PDT
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SEA-HAWKS!
Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 7, 2008 10:47 PM PDT 0 recs
who cares, he won't skip any games. The guy is 35, he needs those paychecks.
by ASUBoyd on
May 7, 2008 10:53 PM PDT
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At least I can trust Engram enough not to skip games.
I’m very worried about the WR position, though.
by BrianL on
May 7, 2008 10:55 PM PDT
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There will be somebody else
They ALWAYS find somebody else.
by Gomez on
May 8, 2008 12:07 AM PDT
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This is true.
They seem to do wonders with just about anyone at WR. Is that more of a testament of Walrus’ coaching, or Hasselbeck’s ability?
by BrianL on
May 8, 2008 12:09 AM PDT
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As long as you're a competent, reasonably reliable receiver
You can succeed in that system.
by Gomez on
May 8, 2008 12:12 AM PDT
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It's a testament to the system
like the A’s say, the system is the star, not the players
by seattlebruin on
May 8, 2008 8:24 AM PDT
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So meaningful it needs to be in multiple places

Yesterday's Pants
A blog-thingy about the Mariners and stuff.
by BrettJMiller on May 7, 2008 11:43 PM PDT 3 recs
One of these players is not like the others
But still completely awesome
by Robert on
May 7, 2008 11:46 PM PDT
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I love Weaver though
I just would have done Placks instead
by Robert on
May 7, 2008 11:49 PM PDT
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I love Plack, don't get me wrong
but there’s something about a Weaver screen pass that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
by BrianL on
May 7, 2008 11:56 PM PDT
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we will all be saying weaver who
when owen takes his job
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
by wadswerth on
May 8, 2008 12:23 AM PDT
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Weaver is a far more complete FB.
More competent in the screen-passing game and a better lead-blocker. I’ll take Weaver over Beer Truck.
by BrianL on
May 8, 2008 12:29 AM PDT
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The jury's still out on the lead blocking
but it’ll be a lot of fun finding out!
by ningwers on
May 8, 2008 6:18 AM PDT
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Really? Schmitt
is supposed to have very good lead blocking skills, while we know Weaver has been shaky in that area.
by redwolf75 on
May 8, 2008 7:27 AM PDT
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We'll see.
All I will say, though, is that I’d love to see a Schmitt/Weaver backfield a couple of times.
by BrianL on
May 8, 2008 8:46 AM PDT
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Weaver's biggest issue is lead blocking,
And that is Beer Truck’s strongest suit. As much as I love Weaver, he’s probably losing his job. Between Duckett and Beer Truck, they’ve pretty much replaced him.
I like midgets more than I should.
by Thingray on
May 8, 2008 10:47 AM PDT
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Looking back at game recaps
yeah Weaver has lead-blocking issues. I’m still not convinced Schmitt is the better fullback, though. Lots of hype right now, we’ll see how it plays out.
by BrianL on
May 8, 2008 11:11 AM PDT
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He is a rookie,
so you never know. But he was ranked as the best blocking back in the draft.
I like midgets more than I should.
by Thingray on
May 8, 2008 11:18 AM PDT
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Until that hype translates into performance
I’ve still got Weaver ranked as the #1 FB.
by BrianL on
May 8, 2008 11:20 AM PDT
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I love Weaver as much as the next guy.
Right up until the draft I had his jersey on my “gotta get one” list. But I think he’s in real trouble this year unless he just blows everyone away in camp.
I like midgets more than I should.
by Thingray on
May 8, 2008 11:34 AM PDT
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In Tim Ruskell I trust.
Someone convince him to GM the Mariners, too. Shit, forget it, just put the Seahawks on the diamond. They can’t be any worse.
Fans are typically idiots.
by The Typical Idiot Fan on
May 8, 2008 1:52 AM PDT
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I went to see Night of the Hunter at SIFF Cinema instead of watching the game tonight.
First thing I heard when I got in the car was Niehaus saying “Bloomquist on deck, he’ll pinch hit for Clement here in the bottom of the 9th with the Rangers leadin 2-0.” I stopped paying attention at that point. Didn’t want to ruin my good mood.
by acblue on May 8, 2008 12:02 AM PDT 0 recs
You know that song?
Flop, circa 1992 or so?
”....I took her to see Robert Mitchum in
Night of the Hunter
Shelley Winters has a vision of
Righteousness from up above
She trades her children for the love
Of a preacher with a soul decay
(chorus)
Could it be the son went down to stay
The virgin Mary sold herself today “
by marc w on
May 8, 2008 8:59 AM PDT
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FLOP!
I loves me some Flop. Flop And The Fall of the Mopsqueezer always puts a smile on my face.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on
May 8, 2008 9:19 AM PDT
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So many good songs
Rusty Willoughby is rad. Tell me Flop will reunite for the SubPop 20 year thing….
by marc w on
May 8, 2008 9:35 AM PDT
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Man, I wish they would
and I wish that Kim Warnick’s health would allow the Fastbacks to do the same. If the Fastbacks and Flop would get back together for the Sub Pop show I would pretty much self destruct with joy.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on
May 8, 2008 9:38 AM PDT
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I'm glad I got to see the Fastbacks when they were still a functioning band.
Kurt Bloch is my hero.
by acblue on
May 8, 2008 12:07 PM PDT
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The Fastbacks are the reason that music was invented
I’ve seen the Fastbacks more times than I can count. They were always unbelievable. By the way, in case you’re interested, Kurt’s (newest) new band, Thee Sgt Major III, is playing at Jules Mae’s tomorrow night – I saw Sgt Major once, and apparently the new lineup’s still pretty good.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.
by pdb on
May 8, 2008 12:48 PM PDT
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Night of the Hunter has inspired more great rock songs than any movie ever.
Okay, maybe that’s hyperbole. But that’s a great song, and half of the only good Murder City Devils album was inspired by Night of the Hunter.
And that movie gets better every time I see it. I still need to get my Harry Powell halloween costume together.
by acblue on
May 8, 2008 12:06 PM PDT
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DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
That is all
I'd rather know a little about a lot than a lot about a little
by Sportszilla on May 8, 2008 12:25 AM PDT 0 recs
Don't care.
Stopped caring. Plan not to care again until next year.
...and now I'm here
by Librocrat on May 8, 2008 12:35 AM PDT 0 recs
The M's used to make my balls tingle
no longer.
Someone say something witty.
by Omerta on May 8, 2008 12:59 AM PDT 0 recs
They've never been the same since Stan Javier went away
Someone say something witty.
by Omerta on
May 8, 2008 1:12 AM PDT
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I was at that game.
1. It was extremely demoralizing. We looked like a high school team facing a pro team tonight.
2. We have basically our 1-4 hitters who I think can actually do anything, then what is basically a black hole 5-9.
3. Brandon Morrow takes so long to pitch he might as well bring a fucking picnic with him. It’s fucking ridiculous.
4. There’s no fucking way we’re contending for anything other than last place this year. Our offense is terrible.
5. With the way this team is put together, why would free agents want to come here? We’re ignored by the (national) press, our team travels more than any other team, we lose constantly and the weather sucks for half the season. I truly don’t see how we can get guys to want to come here other than throwing tons of money at them.
6. Safeco was fucking EMPTY. I think I’ve had more people over at my house to watch a game. I can’t blame people for not showing up. The stadium is cold, the team sucks, the stupid kid friendly atmosphere is oppressive and ‘refreshments’ are insanely expensive.
7. The ump looked like his strike zone was inconsistent. I was pretty close to the action (22nd row about even with the mound) but I couldn’t tell for sure.
8. Watching Clement and Betancourt eat called third strikes in what everyone knew was our only chance to score was mind destroyingly frustrating and depressing.
9. WFB as a pinch hitter? Why bother. Seriously, if you think that’s a good option, don’t pinch hit him, argue with the ump, get thrown out of the game, drive to a gun store and buy a high powered assault rifle, return to the stadium and kill everyone but Ichiro, Beltre, Bedard, Felix, Putz and Red.
10. Squinty’s tantrum with the umpire was pathetic.
by Smegmalicious on May 8, 2008 2:55 AM PDT 0 recs
Thank you
for allowing me to view almost porn at work.
by waldo rojas on
May 8, 2008 3:18 AM PDT
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Two observations about the game
1. Smegmalicious brushed on this as well, and I am NOT using this as an excuse for why we lost but holy shit was that home plate umpire terrible.
2. Why didn’t we pinch run Bloomie when Burke worked that lead off walk in the bottom of the 8th inning?
by thewyrm on May 8, 2008 3:14 AM PDT 0 recs
This team sucks
And Mac is just as bad. Ugh I hate our manager.
by phil333 on May 8, 2008 7:17 AM PDT 0 recs
AHAHAHA JEFF
by Jordan of Boise on May 8, 2008 7:58 AM PDT 0 recs
God...
I’m not sure if I’m more ashamed of the season or that skit.
by ningwers on
May 8, 2008 8:14 AM PDT
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Jeff's back!
At least something went right this series
by seattlebruin on
May 8, 2008 8:46 AM PDT
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You gonna bail him out or what?
We could use more evil twins around here
by seattlebruin on
May 8, 2008 8:54 AM PDT
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The evil twin's still around
the good one just got locked up.
by Jeff on
May 8, 2008 8:56 AM PDT
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So, there's you the evil twin
and the pedophile twin?
by BrianL on
May 8, 2008 9:02 AM PDT
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Angry Senators Fan
From the related videos: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79QHUtFqaTE&feature=related
I’m sure Jeff can sympathise. Or maybe this guy isn’t hardcore enough by Jeff’s standards?
by Alex B on
May 8, 2008 8:19 AM PDT
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This has been a most unfortunate season.
Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.
"I eagerly await the day when I can shit in the living room"
~Robert
by Goose on May 8, 2008 8:39 AM PDT 0 recs
How many people here
had legit playoff aspirations this year? We always thought the Angels would win it; we’re just finding out a bit sooner than we thought.
While that sucks, and I’m not downplaying how shitty they’ve looked, there are upsides to this as well. I mean, there must be, right? Probably?
I’m going to Felix night tonight, and I’m going to have a great time, just the same as if I hadn’t seen these past two [procedures].
by marc w on May 8, 2008 9:02 AM PDT 0 recs
Honestly
I thought we’d finish with about 85-88 wins and miss the playoffs. I’m now thinking that was insanely optimistic
by BrianL on
May 8, 2008 9:03 AM PDT
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I agree
But do you really think that hitting this poorly is predictable or sustainable? Eventually, someone will start hitting or (praying) the management will be smart enough to bring someone up who will. I think at this point we’re looking at 72-76 wins. This is the pace we seem to be on. Other than that, we have successful playoff caliber pitching. I hope it continues while our bats try to catch up.
by SeattleReign on
May 8, 2008 9:26 AM PDT
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According to Jeff
We’re on pace to score something like 687 runs, which is only four off from what was projected before the season.
by BrianL on
May 8, 2008 9:28 AM PDT
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you bring up a good point
im not going to lie. i have been a loyal fan of the mariners for a while, but I am just starting to learn about real baseball. Football is my game, baseball is my newborn sports love. so forgive my ignorance and feel free to point and laugh but remember i have much to learn.
Anyway, i dont think that the number of runs is really that telling. if you can score the runs, but your pitching is haveing an off night and you lose 23-22, you still lose. if you hold your opponent to 2 runs, but score none, you still lose. I think that while offense is a good measure of a team, for the mariners, it is all situational more than anything else. Look at how many 1 run games we have lost and the fact that we have never overcome a 2 run deficit this entire season.
by SeattleReign on
May 8, 2008 9:35 AM PDT
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Expected runs scored and runs allowed
provides a fairly good indicator as to where the team will finish up when the season is over. Unfortunately this is a very foreign idea to a lot of people, including our front office.
by BrianL on
May 8, 2008 9:38 AM PDT
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The thing is though
- one run games are basically luck and everyone goes about .500 in them at the end of the year. Same with situational hitting. It’s just luck, and the M’s have had bad luck so far. Of course, the offense sucks, but you’d have expected the team to win a few more of the one run games so far then they have.
- a run saved is certainly worth the same as a run scored, but the goodness of the rotation was never in doubt. It was always the offense that was the problem. What Brian is saying is that we projected the team to not hit at the start of the year, and they’re proving us (well, Jeff and Derek and Dave and Graham) right.
Basically, unless the offense shows drastic improvement, we’re not going to win. We’re going to have to hit better and get luckier, but we’re at that point in the season where it really has to happen now or it’s over.
by seattlebruin on
May 8, 2008 9:41 AM PDT
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a run saved is certainly worth the same as a run scored
I always thought it was worth slightly less than a run scored.
by JI on
May 8, 2008 9:42 AM PDT
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Is it?
Or is my sarcasm meter not working this morning… :(
by seattlebruin on
May 8, 2008 9:43 AM PDT
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Well,
I think since you can’t win a game 0 to -1, that a runs saved has to worth just slightly less than a run scored.
by JI on
May 8, 2008 9:48 AM PDT
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Hmmmm makes sense
someone might want to tell Bavasi this, though
since you can’t win a game 0 to -1
by seattlebruin on
May 8, 2008 9:49 AM PDT
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It's incredible
I didn’t even notice “runs” and “has to worth” until just now. You’ve conditioned us, like the Pavlov experiments
by seattlebruin on
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